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Joined 09-16-10, id: 2540786, Profile Updated: 08-28-16
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Birth-country: USA

Nationality: American

Current Country of residence: USA

Past Countries of Residence: USA and China

Age: 20

Birthday: April 15

Languages:

1st: English (fluent)

2nd: Chinese (semi-fluent) [tutor of basics and attempting to better fluency]

3rd: Italian (barely passable) [attempting to learn]

4th: Spanish (barely passable) [mostly forgotten]

Other Languages I know bits and pieces of: German, Russian, French, British slang, Portuguese, Japanese,

Favorite color: Black

Favorite animal: Lion or Panda

If I could pick a superpower: Shape shifting then I could fly and have gills and mimic people and shoot people with guns it's basically a way to have every superpower except mental powers like mind control and prescience. Unless you count magic as a superpower in which case "Later Muggles!"

Favorite Song: So many songs, my favorite changes daily, yesterday it was "Parole di ghiaccio" by Emis Killa, the day before that was "Je Suis Un Homme" by Zazie, the day before that it was "Serdtse Belarusi" by Dasha, Alina, Karina. Today it's "Land Down Under" by Men at Work. Last month it was "Click" by Entics, "All I ever Wanted" by Basshunter and "99 Red Balloons" by Goldfinger and "Come un Pittore" by Moda, and "Alone" by Avril lavigne.

Current number of languages on my iPod: 25

Last language added to my iPod: Latvian or Ukrainian I think, but there was also Latin and Arabic in that upload set too

Favorite international bands:

K-pop: Girl's generation (aka) Snsd (aka) So nyu shi dae.
German: Die Azten
Russian: T.a.T.u
German: Culcha Candela

Favorite American Band: Panic! At the Disco

Favorite Artists:
Italian rapper: Fabri Fibra
Italian singer: Moda
Italian singer: Entics
Russian rapper: Seryoga
Norwegian/Belorussian singer: Alexander Rybak
French singer: Alizee
Swedish artist: Basshunter

Awesome books I've read in no particular order: The Ender's game series, Stranger in a strange land, Maximum ride series, Gregor the overlander series, The faerie wars series, the Roland of Rin series, The Deltora Quest series (there are three series that go together), the Hunger games series (But I hate the ending), Brave New World, Anthem, Fablehaven series, Foundation series, The Giver, Fairest, Fablehaven series, Mortal instruments series, Mazerunner, Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, The Chronicles of Vladimir Todd

um... there are a ton more but I'm to lazy to think about the hundreds of books that I've read.

Favorite author: Orson Scott Card

Favorite language: Chinese, I love the sing songy way it's said. I also really like Italian.

Past lives I probably had:

A life somewhere in ancient china. I am extremely fascinated with everything about ancient china from the language to the writing to the culture.

A hippie teen in the 1960's and 70's. I love 60's and 70's music. Love bell bottoms and want peace. I hate war and would actively protest about it. I find tie die fun. I don't do drugs though

Animals I've been said to resemble: Koala and Panda. Both cute and sweet looking but you don't want to get to close or make them mad because believe it or not they're actually vicious. Plus, all they do is eat and sleep all day which is me basically when I'm at home with internet wifi and no commitments.

Grade: Graduated sucker!

Favorite school subject: Chinese (ooh shocker)

Least favorite school subject: Math

College plans: Currently pursuing an AA with a focus in either Theatre or Global Studies. Eventually will obtain an Undergraduate Major in either Chinese or Asian Studies with a Second Major in International Studies, a Minor in Italian and a possible Minor in Peace Studies and/or Chinese.

I'm bored so I think I'll just post some forwarding stuff but it's awesome not the lame "You've read this so you have to post this or you'll have bad luck" crap

COPY RIGHTED COPY/PASTE SECTION:

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is also wondering, "Is there a letter in the alphabet that can't be pronounced without another, other than E? Like... B would be... be or bee..." Crazy is when you run into a wall on accident and then run into it again on purpose. Crazy is when you loose an argument with yourself, and then are glad later on that you lost because you were wrong. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... 'Nuff said.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!

Cow farts are responsible for the emission of most of the planet's methane gas. If you think that those vegetarian people are actually polluting more than the normal cow-consuming person, copy and paste this into your profile, and then go eat a hamburger. -This statement is endorsed by Alfred F. Jones

I think the sky should be pink. How come we drive on parkways, but park on driveways? Or why are apartments called 'apartments' when they're all stuck together? Lemonade tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.
If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever talked to inanimate objects like they were people, and then tried to get others to do it too, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get bored easily post this on your profile.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had the sudden desire to own a tazer, copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (sadly I've done this multiple times)
If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
The extinction of the dinosoars was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have a teacher who doesn't know what the heck there doing and you hate them because they annoy you paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.
If you have ever tried to grow wings, post this too
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever had a dream and forgotten what it was about before the dream even ended, copy and paste
If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile
If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever eaten something that grossed your whole lunch table out, copy and paste this into your profile. (pancakes with mustard)
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (My dad once interrupted a huge fight I was having with my sister because there had been a giant crash on TV, needless to say we stopped fighting and went to go see)
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile
If you have an obsession, post this on your profile to tell all those who think that you aren't normal to get stuffed, because obsession RULES!
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (last day of middle school, couldn't stop laughing, started at the end of Language arts and continued into Science, my science teacher kicked me out and made me go sit in the hall until I stopped, it took a while)
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.
If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile. (Constantly)
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.
A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.
If you've ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this on your profile
If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have a long list of fictional book/ movie characters that you are in love with, copy and paste this into your profile
If you often plan painful and hilarious murders, copy and pate this into your profile
If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you hate Dora the Explorer but love Ni Hao! Kai Lan copy and paste this into your profile
All the record holders in Guinness are in second place. They're all behind Chuck Norris. If you believe in this line, copy and post this on to your profile.

If you think Chibi's are adorable, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been the only one to think some really stupid joke was funny, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with writing fanfics for certain pairings or reading them, copy this into your profile
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile
If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some other blatantly obvious metal pole, copy this into your profile.
If you're the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday copy and paste this into your profile
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you already have a gajillion of these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD
If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (I wonder all the time!)
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile. (oh yeah...we all know what that is like)
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table or wall for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever wondered why you exist and/or why your name is what it is then copy and paste this to your profile
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If ever you find yourself talking, and then suddenly you realize that you don't know what you are saying, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (My personal record is all day, an all nighter and then continued to read through the next day till 11pm)
If you spend time reading such things as these and find them as intriguing as I, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile.
If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

93% of american teens would have a severe emotinal break-down if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 that would ask,"What was your first clue?" Then copy and paste this onto your profile. (I've actually done this, Setting: Haunted house, I'm laughing uncontrollably at everything, psycho tries to freak me out and I laugh in his face, "You're weird" he sneers. "WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE?!" I respond between giggles. Best Night Ever)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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. (O.o)
o(/_._\)o
Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination!
On the other hand, this is Kitty.
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.(゚ 。 7
. l、 ヽ
. じしf,)ノ
Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.
Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely!

The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen Sir... when i was born i was black, when i grew up i was black, when i'm sick i'm black, when i go out in the sun i'm black, when i'm cold i'll be black, and when i die i'll be black. But you sir, when you where born you where pink, when you grew up you where white, when you're sick you're green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you'll turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man sat back down and the white one walked away. If you hate racism post this on your profile.

GIRL COMEBACKS!!

Boy Girl

“Where have you been all my life?”
“Running away from you.”

“Are you an angel from heaven?”
“No, I’m a vampire from hell.”

“Your place or mine?”
“Both, you go to yours, I go to mine.”

“Your feisty, I like that.”
“Your smelly, go away.”

“My dad owns the Café. I could get us really good seats.”
“My dad runs that hospital, and that’s where you’ll be if you keep hitting on me.”

“I have magic fingers. And they love to give massages.”
“I have a high kick. And they love to land on…”

"Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?"
"Yep. God said I was too evil."

"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
"Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."

"Is this seat empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be if you sit down."

"So, what do you do for a living?"
"I'm a female impersonator."

"Hey baby, what's your sign?"
"Do not enter."

"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
"Unfertilized."

"Your body is like a temple."
"Sorry, there are no services today."

"I would go to the end of the world for you."
"But would you stay there?"

"If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
"If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together"
"Really, I'd put f and u together"

"Your eyes they're amazing."
"Seeing your back would be pretty amazing."

"Hey, are you single?"
"No, I have multiple personalities."

HETALIA SURVEY!!

[X] You start laughing hysterically at maps… (I always have to crack a smile)

[X] You go “Aww” when you see two or more flags together.

[X] You’ve learned more history from it than from an actual history class. (I actually paid attention in class so it's not possible to learn MORE but I did learn about quite a few wars I had never heard of before)

[ ] You debate about details like whether the number on America’s back is supposed to be 50 or 96…with supporting screenshots.

[X] You watch APH MADs.

[ ] You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.

[X] World War II starts sounding romantic.

[X] Your teacher asks why you put “Alfred F. Jones” as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name “Arthur” beside it.

[X] You yell “Yeah, he’s the hero!” whenever someone says America.

[ ] You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.

[X] You know every country’s flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you’ve become one.

[X] You shudder every time you hear the name “Russia” or “Ivan” and quickly glance over your shoulder… just in case. (Nope, but that's cause we're best buds. I always make sure to say something in tribute to Russia though, such as, "You become one with Russia now, da?" "VODKAA!" "Kolkolkol" etc.)

[X] Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, “Germaaaannnnyyyyy!” down the hallway.

[X] You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what “USxUK”, “Spamano”, “GerIta”, “Giripan”, etc. mean.

[ ] You end every sentence with “aru.”

[X] You scream ’PASTAAAAAAAAAA’ every time you happen to have some. (Don't forget to add the hand gesture)

[X] You can’t imagine a functioning Italian mafia. (Barely, only because I picture bad-ass Romano running the mafia and Feli as the Renascence period. If Feli were running the mafia then it would be absolutely impossible for me to picture unless he was secretly yandere.)

[X] You want Prussia back on the map. (SO BADLY! Hetalia fans must unite together and take a stand! Then one day our children's children will look back in their history books on the resurrection of Prussia as a bunch of determined anime fans who were able to bring back the forgotten medieval country of Prussia from the dead, for the sole reason of, "Because Prussia is too awesome to not be a country!")

[X] You can no longer say “international affairs” with a straight face.

[X] No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.

[X] You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic. (*looks at World History textbook* Ooh! Spoilers for Hetalia!!!)

[X] Other people don’t get it when you say your country’s cute. Me and my friend started having an argument over who was the hero... more than once. "I'm the hero!" "No I'm The Hero!"

[X] You’ve listened to Romano’s Delicious Tomato Song like…80 billion times. (Quite a few...)

[/] You’re a duke/duchess of Sealand. (I wanna be so bad... but money! And my friend already is and I'm sooo jealous!)

[X] You’ve become a thousand times more patriotic. (McDonalds bro. M'urica!)

[X] You find the NEED to travel the world. Like your life depended on it. (Already true, but twice as true now)

[X] You can’t take history/social studies class seriously anymore.

[X] You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America’s birthday. And you’re American. (I got so mad at a fanfiction writer when they wrote, "Tomorrow was Alfred's birthday" and then completly FORGOT to write anything about Matthew's birthday even though he was also in the fic! Not even about people forgetting his birthday!)

[X] You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones (YES! Even German, even though I hate it with a passion, because it's the reason I suck at speaking English. Okay, actually I take that back. I still refuse to actively attempt to become fluent in French, just... no. Your letters are as useless as you are french!)

[X] You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny. (Yep,I got into a huge argument with my sister because she was stupid enough to mix up France and Italy's flag and wouldn't believe me when I told her she was wrong)

[X] Everyone who’s named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia. (Don't forget Antonio, Ivan, Kiku etc)

[X] You started using gendered pronouns when talking about countries. (OMG YES! AFTER I SAW THE FIRST EPISODE!)

[X] Rather than just being happy that it’s another nation’s Independence Day, you feel the need to rush to the store and get a birthday cake with that nation’s name on it.

[/] Your suggestion for a solution to any world issue is to “SEIZE THEIR VITAL REGIONS!!” Joking or not. (Actually it's either, "blame global warming" or "Blame Canada!")

[X] You suddenly wish that you could retake your boring history classes even though it’s all about other countries invading your country and your country isn’t even in Hetalia. (I could have had so much fun in World History)

[X] You forced all your otaku friends to love Hetalia. (Hehe yes)

[X] You actually think about spending your savings to buy any useless Hetalia merchandise. (If only...)

[X] You laugh inside when you tell people that you’re writing historical fiction now.

[X] You use fanfiction as a study guide. And it helped. (It does!)

[X] You thought of putting Hetalia characters on your world map in your room.

[X] When they threw the shoe at Bush, you wonder if Alfred managed to duck too/got hit/was laughing his ass off. (I'm guessing three?)

[X] You seriously asked your parents if you could go out and travel next summer. (I ask every year but this year I'm going to to the other side of the world on gap year)

[X] You would rather have nation-tan’s military uniforms than any other clothes. (You know it's crossed the line when you want to spend all your birthday money on cosplay)

[X] You feel sad that you don’t own a good world history book. (I actively look for the oldest history books I can find)

[X] You think about “VITAL” when someone mentions anything that sounds like “regions”. (Yes, *giggles*)

[X] You can’t stop thinking about fanfiction cosplay ideas. (Evil plot bunnies)

[X] You imagine what it would be like if you were a nation-tan with population of one. (I want to be a citizen of Prussia! He needs citizens!)

[X] You start questioning / looking up your own genetic/ethnic history/make up, just because you want to know if you’re somehow connected to your favorite characters. (I did a quick mental scan after discovering it, but it's still inconclusive as to whether or not I'm Prussian)

[X] You had no idea what you were getting yourself into when you first found out about Hetalia, but by the middle of chapter 2 of the main story, you realized you had an imaginary I.V. of Hetalia hooked up straight into your veins.

[x] You designate all of your friends as a specific country based on their personalities… whether they accept it or not!

[X] You find yourself downloading the national anthems of your favourite nations, listening to them frequently and trying to learn the words. (I really wanna memorize the greek national anthem, you get a cookie if you understood that)

[X] Going to the airport is more fun than going to Disneyland.

[X] You watch protesters burning any country’s flag in the news and you want to cry even if it’s not your country.

[X] You find yourself glued to Discovery, National Geographic and the History Channel and get frustrated when your friends or family ask you to change the channel. (Already did that too)

[X] The “special relationship” between the US and the UK takes on a whole new meaning.

[X] Slang or words from other languages/dialects enter your regular speech even though they’re not common in your language/dialect. (I can say I love you and curse people out in a large variety of languages now! And now refer to my sister as sorella and force her to learn new foreign words in a sort of mish-mash of languages that becomes our own unique one)

[X] You travel to a foreign country and find it amusing that you were “in” that country. (I've invaded France, China, America and England's vital regions!)

[X] Destinations that you would've never otherwise heard of, let alone thought of traveling to, enter your list of “places to visit before you die”. (I will visit pretty much every single European capital, Tallinn, Riga, Vilnius, Moscow, Budapest, Bucharest, Vienna, Warsaw, Berlin, Roma, Stockholm, Oslo, Helsinki, Copenhagen, Madrid, Bern, etc)

[X] You’re considering fandubbing a song that has nothing to do with Hetalia as a Hetalia character. (If only I understood technology)

[X] You cry at the thought of never getting a chance to see the world before you die.

[x] You suddenly start researching for the sake of writing or drawing.

[x] You now insist on calling Hello Kitty ‘Shinatty-chan’. (no out loud but in my head I always mentally correct people)

[X] You start buying things because they remind you of a character from Hetalia. And sometimes you really don’t need them. (I've fallen in love with tomatoes by power of suggestion)

[/] You spend hours looking at maps trying to see if Sealand’s on any of them. (I don't have to, I know that he's not, he's like Pluto, unrecognized but still loved)

[X] You find yourself bragging about the fact that you know that Sealand’s a country and everyone else, even your history teacher, doesn’t. (I'm really proud of this actually)

[X] You randomly quiz your sister/parents/hapless friends about different countries. (hapless classmates too. Why is it that no one ever remembers the capital of Poland? We had WWII for god's sake! -_-' American education)

[X] The dimension 5 meters becomes REALLY FUNNY. (I couldn't read this one without laughing)

[ ] You don’t mind that you can’t cook because it makes you more similar to Arthur.

[X] You have dreams about Hetalia characters. (Just last night China was in my dream, he was a general or something and a valued soldier because his vehicle could go out to the 16 mile perimeter range, while most could only go out to the 2 mile perimeter.)

[X] You’ve dragged other people into the fandom. (YEP! Yay! I've done my duty!)

[X] You can’t say ‘pasta’ normally anymore - it’s always PASTAAAAAA! (Don't forget to do the hand-gesture)

[X] No one knows your sense of humor anymore (They never did...)

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

Copy and paste To Make Them Smile!

12 things you shouldn't say to a police officer

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas )
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

You know you're a writer...
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.
Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.

Which Hetalia character are you?

North Italy: 7/10 70%

[X] You were bullied a lot in your childhood
[X] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[X] You're very happy-go-lucky
[X] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
[ ] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
[X] You're a good artist
[X] You can be clumsy
[X] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
[ ] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ] You would surrender in a war situation

Germany (Ludwig): 5.5/10 55%

[/] You're very stoic and serious (usually)
[ ] Sausages are your favourite foods.
[/] You like to walk dogs/your dog (I like dogs, not walking them)
[ ] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ] You love rules and think they should always be followed to
[X] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
[X] You work very hard too hard...
[X] Your alone time is your 'happy time'
[/] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people (I appear intimidating but am kind and friendly, not tough though)
[X] You've had issues with money once or twice

Japan (Kiku Honda): 7/9 78%

[X] You're very mature
[ ] You think everything over before saying it.
[X] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
[X] You isolated yourself during childhood
[X] You became very successful in a short amount of time
[X] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
[X] You can seem cold/aloof to other people
[X] You're good at practical tasks
[ ] You need time to adjust to new people

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones): 6.5/10 65%

[X] You love hamburgers
[X] You think you're awesome
[ ] You love to invent things
[X] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
[X] You can seem to be very brash to other people
[X] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
[ ] You're terrified of ghosts
[X] You know aliens exist
[ ] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
[/] You wear glasses (I have glasses, I don't wear them really unless I'm reading Chinese)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland): 4.5/10 45%

[/] You like tea
[ ] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
[X] You're very sarcastic and cynical
[ ] Your cooking is awful
[X] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[X] You have tried doing black magic before (come on, every kid has had to once, right?)
[ ] You get drunk quite easily.
[ ] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
[X] You're good at embroidery

France (Francis Bonnefoy): 9.5/1095%

[X] You're very affectionate
[X] You think you have a great fashion sense
[X] You like wine (Champagne which is bad cause I'm underage)
[/] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears (I'm the master of the "are you nervous?" game)
[X] You love red roses
[X] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women (Love is love, don't judge people based on sexuality)
[X] You're very proud of yourself
[X] You love culture and the arts
[X] You're very flamboyant
[X] You say you're a gourmet

Russia (Ivan Braginski): 3/10 30%

[X] You had a very sad childhood.
[ ] You're very tall
[X] You have a tendency to switch between personalities
[ ] You wear a scarf all the time
[ ] You love sunflowers
[ ] You love vodka
[X] You can seem intimidating to other people
[ ] You're very strong
[ ] You have a big nose
[ ] You have a strange laugh that can scare people

China (Wang Yao): 9/10 90%

[X] You're very mature
[X] You're very superstitious
[x] You're very religious (I'm an agnostic but I stand by it religiously, open-minded and questioning)
[X] You love pandas
[/] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
[/] You love Hello Kitty
[X] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously. (OMG YES SO FRUSTRATING!)
[X] You work hard
[X] You're good at drawing
[X] You like sweets

Austria (Roderich Edelstein): 7/10 70%

[X] You are very well-raised
[X] You're polite
[/] You love classical music
[X] You like cake (The cake is a lie...)
[ ] You have a mole on your face
[X] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
[X] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument (Does singing count? I think it should.)
[ ] You've composed music before
[X] You tend to call people 'morons' (Idiots but same diff)
[/] You wear glasses (I only wear them when I need help reading chinese from across the room)

Canada (Matthew Williams): 6/1060%

[X] You're often ignored by people (people run into/ back into me a lot)
[X] You look younger than you actually are
[ ] You love hockey
[X] You love polar bears (They're the only animals who'll stalk humans as prey)
[X] You hate fighting
[ ] You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
[ ] You often get mistaken for someone else
[X] You feel under-appreciated
[X] You're bilingual
[ ] You always carry a bear with you

Cuba: 3/10 30%

[ ] You smoke
[ ] You're very physically strong
[ ] You've won a lot of fist-fights
[ ] In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[X] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
[ ] You like hot weather
[X] You can be very friendly from time to time
[ ] You look very tough on the outside
[X] You make a very nice role-model
[ ] You don't let people get a word in edgeways

Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry): 9/10 90%

[X] You have a potty-mouth
[X] You like to wear flowers in your hair
[ ] You used to be a very tough kid
[X] You're very reliable
[X] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
[X] You're very faithful
[X] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike (when I don't try to be polite, my conversations are PG-13 or R rated)
[X] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[X] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
[X] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (Probably)

Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt): 4/10 40%

[ ] You're quite mean-spirited
[ ] You're a bit of a hooligan
[X] You're very loyal
[X] You're very good at tactics
[ ] You hate Russia
[ ] You love to fight people
[ ] You can avoid marriages quite well
[X] You're not always taken seriously
[ ] You like drinking
[X] You want to become stronger

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis) 6/10 60%

[X] You're very loyal
[ ] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
[X] You're very serious
[X] You have a lot of patience
[X] You think too much about philosophical stuff
[X] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
[ ] You're not very confident
[ ] You were quite rebellious as a child
[ ] People tend to walk all over you
[X] You're a born worrier

Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz) 7/10 70%

[X] You're very flamboyant
[X] You're quite hyperactive
[X] You can be quite goofy
[X] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix (Uhh, I'm not sure what that means but after I've gone through a depression I'm a better person for it)
[ ] You're very wary of strangers
[ ] It takes you ages to come out of your shell
[X] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
[X] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
[ ] You love pansies and corn-poppies
[X] You get up to lots of crazy antics

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo) 10/10 100%

[X] You are clueless about things around you (Completely clueless, I get lost in my own world and won't respond)
[X] You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes (YES Store bought SUCKS!)
[X] You're very responsible
[X] You tend to dramatize over things a lot
[X] You love churros
[X]You help people in crisis
[X] You are quite random
[X] Somehow, you like bananas
[X] You often offer food to people (Mama always said that when I have company over I must always offer them something to eat/drink)
[X] You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers (Just Romano ")

South Italy (Lovino Vargas) 8/10 80%
[X] You like to order people around
[/] You tend to blush easily (A bit, it depends on what's said)
[X] You are lazy like hell
[/] You get defensive at the slightest comment (depends on which comment)
[X] You love tomatoes
[X] You tend to curse a lot (I can cuss you out for over a paragraph in Italian with no repeats, yet I can't count to 10)
[X] You tend to get irritated easily
[ ] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
[X] You hate French people (I got so mad at my sister when she said that she was learning french)
[X] You often feel like people are after your inheritance (More like people judge me for my wealth, which they totally do)

RESULTS

I'm most like: Spain 100%
2nd place: France 95% (Oh the shame, I'm like FRANCE)
3rd place:
Hungary and China 90%
Followed by:

South Italy with 80%
Japan 78%
N. Italy, Poland and Austria 70%
America 65%
Lithuania, and Canada 60%
Germany 55%
UK 45%
Prussia 40%

I'm least like: Russia andCuba with 3/10 30%

~ ~
You cannot always save the damsel, if she can handle her own distress.

You cannot always be the knight in shining armor, if makeup and smiles are her own shield.

You cannot always slay the dragon, if she has her own strength to do so.

And you most certainly cannot always climb the tower; maybe there’s a reason she’s so high above you.

So concentrate on your own battles, dragons, and happily-ever-afters.

And let her live her own fairytale – her own once upon a time.

Because girls do not always need the knight, the prince, or fairy godmother, to make their ever-afters happy.

Hetalia epiphany: Facts/headcannons-that-make-logical-sense that I have discovered that relate to Hetalia (these were all my own btw)

There is a reason France sucks at war. Think about it, France pretty much always surrenders in any war they fight, why? BECAUSE HE WANTS HIS VITAL REGIONS INVADED!

America and Canada (who?) are the twin rape babies of the night England got REALLY drunk and was erm... seduced/raped? by France. (cause let's face it, France would never pass up the chance to seduce somebody)

Giripan is a good combo because they are both silent perverts. (Japan with his... well... it's kinda obvious) (Greece with his large amount of sexual activity, *I was actually surprised that he wasn't part of the Bad Touch Trio* he's basically Rome's prodigy in that respect)

Other than France, China is the world's next biggest whore. He's been alive for a long time and has not closed himself off like Japan did. Let's look at some of China's history shall we?
. . . Opium war: China gets hooked on drugs courtesy of England and is topped by England and France (France mainly because he saw the opportunity)
. . . WWII: Japan rapes China
. . . Communist revolution: China becomes Russia's lover
. . . I'm also pretty sure he deflowered Taiwan (which explains their bad relations) and that he had something go on between him and Korea (hence the current tension with the whole "North Korea: Allies with China or not?" situation).
. . . I'm also certain that China is going to top America soon (gotta pay off that national debt to China somehow, Yao basically OWNS Alfred right now)

England will ALWAYS be uke. Why? United. Kingdom. of England. (first letter of each spells UKE!) hello! Even his name shows that he is the perfect uke. He will never top. Now iggy darling, I know you're sad but you won't. EVER. ...unless you're raping someone (poor China and Spain and probably a lot more that we don't know about because you're a creepy bastard like that)

I think I might actually have a solution/answer to the question that is N. Italy!
-He must be a eunuch. I researched it and castrated boys used for singing purposes were used as far back as 400AD, they became more known by the 9th century during the decline of the Roman Empire, about the time that Romano and Veneziano would be born I would guess (*I actually have no idea when they would have shown up but I would guess it would be when Rome was getting older and 800AD(possibly earlier)-1200 seemed an okay gap*). Then from the sack of Constantinople in the 13th century during the 4th crusade, it's popularity declined until the 1500s where it rose again to popularity in Italy. The men were called Castrato and were revered for their extremely high voices (Please note N. Italy's high voice). Furthermore, most eunuchs are asexual as their sex drive is decreased dramatically without the body's main source of testosterone production, so Castrati were known to be both homosexual as well as heterosexual. A few were mistaken or were able to masquerade as women, or played the prima donna in opera troops.

Now, we see N. Italy, born after Romano, raised by Rome.
-He flirts with women but there's Germany
-He's largely sexually innocent (or pretends he is) as if he were a child,
-He is clumsy and childish
-He has an extremely high voice
-He has been seen singing when he was a chibi and even was mistaken for a girl.

-These all seem to add up. It is my theory that Rome saw Romano as having a good singing voice, but castration must be done before it is possible to know whether the child would be good at singing, to wait is to be too late. Thus Romano was not castrated, but once Feli came along, Rome guessed that he would have the same talent as his brother and had him castrated immediately.
-This could also explain why Romano has such an inferiority complex with his brother, his brother was basically an old world rockstar from 1500s to the unification of Italy. It was right after the unification that castrating anyone for singing purposes became illegal (I wonder if Romano might have had something to do with the illegalization).

Hetalia moments: I was at Chinese camp in August 2012, all of the girls in my cabin were fighting over who got the shower first each night and it was always a race to whoever got them first. Some of the girls there happened to know Hetalia so I ran into the shower with my stuff yelling, "I claim this shower In the name of PRUSSIA!" before slamming the door and taking my shower. It then suddenly occurred to me that I had just claimed a SHOWER in the name of PRUSSIA. I then proceeded to spend the rest of my shower praying to good God, China, America, and Hungry for my virginity, especially when I remembered how close my camp was to the Canadian border...

One random day in 2012, I had an epiphany and ran into my sister's room to tell her. Me: "SORELLA!" (Yes I actually call her that) Sister: "What?" Me: "I just realized right now that I was listening to German music, while wearing my Prussia shirt and holding a Snake!" (We each have our own pet snake) Sister: "...So?" Me: "Sooo, dear sister, I Am AWESOME!" Sister: "*deadpans* No you're not dude don't lie." Me: "... *Goes silent* ... I- ... I have no comeback to that.*hangs head and leaves the room*"

Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1) Spain
2) Prussia
3) France
4) S. Italy
5) Russia
6) N.Italy
7) America
8) China
9) Japan
10) Germany
11) UK
12) Greece

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Russia/Germany? No. That would end up giving me mental scars.

2.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
N. Italy/UK no I can honestly say that I haven't and that I hope to never have that horrific experience

3) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Yes, but his personality makes it a douche bag hot. I love his goatee though.

4). Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
S. Italy is the sexiest!!!! I would totally date him if Spain wasn't around to cut my head off.

5) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
HOLY CRACK FIC!!! N. taly gets Spain pregnant?! Well then (4) S. Italy would murder N. Italy and then cry himself into a depression. Spain would bring him out of it and they would spend the rest of their lives raising the bastard child. OR (4) would murder Spain for knocking up his innocent brother and then idk probably murder the kid too

5.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Greece gets CHINA pregnant?! Well now we know why Japan attacked China in WWII... REVENGE!!!

6) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Yes

7) Would seven and two make a good couple?
No America and Prussia would always be arguing over who's more awesome.

8) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Prussia/N. Italy? Strange but acceptable I guess, I could see it happening maybe in a sort of "In love with my brother's boyfriend" fic

9) Four/eight or four/nine?
S. Italy/China or S. Italy/Japan. Hmm, both are highly unlikely China is the bigger whore but Japan has a closer relationship with Romano. So probably S.Italy/Japan because N.Italy would be with Germany during WWII so they would be together a lot as third wheels and then *boom* Romance *sparkle*

10) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Russia/Japan vs Russia/Germany. No contest. Russia/Japan. Ever heard of the Russo-Japanese war? It was either UST or revenge for rape. Probably the second one since japan won...

11) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
"Aww DUDE you two are together?!"
"Do you have a problem with zat?"
"Um, please leave, aru."

12) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
America walks in on Prussia and Greece making out? "Dude! The hero did NOT need to see that!"

13) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Oh god, here come the plot bunnies...
"What will N. Italy do after one drunken night he ends up in bed with his boyfriend's older brother Prussia? Is it love or lust? What about Germany?"
This fic idea is now up for adoption. PM me if you want it.

14) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
France/Germany fic? Oh God...
"France has been terrorizing Italy more than usual. Germany tells him to go away. Little did Germany know that he just made himself France's newest target..."
Someone can adopt this fic too if they want, but I'm not sure if they want to...

15). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Um, not really. It's be more of an angst fic considering Romano kinda stole Feli's boyfriend. And neither Germany or S. Italy are very romantic or fluffy people. I read an attempt once but it wasn't really fluffy and only slightly romantic since a large amount of plot devices had to be used to move them and keep them together and develop a relationship while still being in character.

16) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Spain/China? I really hope not...

17) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
How the heck can a crackfic be Hurt/Comfort?! It'd more likely be angst/horror. Hmm, I'll still try though... Sunflowers of Spain?

18) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
America/Greece? Hmm, ignoring the total wrongness I've actually come up with a decent title that I'm proud of: "Not every cat can be saved"

19) What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
Fr/UK? You're kidding me. There are DOZENS of plots I could use. Fighting over the Americas, Pirate!fic, Drunken night produces the America/Canada twins. Take your pick...

20) Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
Sorry, I don't know what my friends read. Probably a Japan slash but not many America het pairings out there unless there's gender-bending.

21) If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?
Speeding cars by Imogen Heap, about him learning about the world and trying to adjust after isolating himself. "There there baby, it's just textbook stuff, it's in the ABC of growing up."

22) How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
I would be shocked and hurt, and then respond defensively by saying, "Oh yeah? What do you know? You're not even a country anymore! Get lost you unawesome loser!"

23) If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Other than some odd drabble, all I can think of would be: The remaining bad touch trio members are upset that Antonio keeps ditching them for Romano, and they're after Feli for revenge! WARNING: Rape, three-some, smut, drunkenness, lemons!
This fic is up for adoption too I guess although I will NEVER read it

24) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Spain/N. Italy/Greece
Warning: Contains confusion, booze, misunderstandings, jealous rages, more booze, and for some reason Greece.

25) What pick-up line might eight use on five?
Holy CRACK! I've never thought of China trying to pick up Russia. I always assumed Russia would be like, "You become one with Russia now, da?" and Yao, being the whore he is, would agree wholeheartedly. ...Hmm, It would probably start with Yao slinking up to Ivan in something leather and sexy. Then whispering in his ear, "I may not be a genie, but I can still make your dreams come true" I now really like the idea of China being a dominant uke because of this.

26) Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Germany/China? Um no thank you but that's just a little to crack for me.

27) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
"My eyes! The hero did NOT need to see that!" then runs out of the room screaming, "For the love of freedom fries!"

28) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Wait Whaaat? S. Italy deflowers Spain? Are you sure you didn't mean the other way around? Cause I don't think that's possible as is... But Spain can deflower Romano any-day *naughty thoughts*

29) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Yes, I am positives at least one reads about America and UK.

30) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yeah, Pretty sure someone does considering that there's France/Joan of Ark or France/Selleches

31) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Yes, Hooray for bushy eyebrows!

32) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Prussia/Romano/Russia? Oh GOD no!

33) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Ich liebe dich maybe? Or Mein Gott! But he seems like a silent dude to me.

34) What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?
Greece is a rapist? So THAT'S how he has the highest sexual activity of all of the countries. Poor Japan...

35) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
A few hours ago where china seduced him, it was kinky. *blushes*

36) What is Six's super-secret kink?
The hair curl, and PASTAAAA! but you could kinda figure those out...

37) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
UK might shag Japan just to deflower him. Lets face it. Everyone would like to have that Asian doll's virginity.

38) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Hmm, they'd fight for it. Both America and France seem like natural semes, but it's complete crack anyways unless France raped America, in which case France would top.

39) "One (Spain) and Nine(Japan) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Japan) suddenly runs off with Four (S. Italy). One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (UK) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Greece), then follows the wise advice of Five (Russia) and finds true love with Two (Prussia)." What title would you give this fic?
"Living on Crack?" Seriously this fic would be so messed up...

40) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
China/America? Hmm well if it were then China would have to be making America be his bitch cause China owns him like that! (my country fails so bad)

41) If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?
FRANCE! STOP RAPING NIHON RIGHT NOW! Or so help me I will tell Belarus that you are in love with Russia *Holds up nearest object that can be used as a weapon (preferably something sharp)*

42) (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?
I'd probably be laughing instead. Who cares about a hairbrush when I have an Italy! Besides, I'm a girl, I obviously own more than one hairbrush, more than one comb, more than one shampoo/conditioner. It's not like I would miss it.

43) What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?
I would feel even more undying love and devotion to Lovino.

44) What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?
Spain is emo!?!?! WTF? Did someone take away his tomatoes or something?

45) (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?
Lets see, I'd probably watch as England slowly went insane from having to teach with Prussia. Maybe make a game of how many times England calls Prussia a "bloody git" or Prussia says "awesome" Something tells me I won't be learning much in this class...

46) You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (9) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
Sorry Japan, but yes, those books ARE the only manga here. The rest I get onlin- Hey wait a minute. Why are you even here?

47) (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
"How the hell did they get Romano to agree to this?"

48) What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
"How were they able to avoid Belarus's jealousy long enough to become friends with Russia?" would be my first thought. And then, "Can I meet him?"

49) How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
"Aww England! I thought you STOPPED selling China opium! You guys are as bad as Netherlands, honestly."

50) How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument?
America vs China. Hmm I would probably root for China because while I may physically from America, my soul will forever be from China. Also, my country is an idiot. China forever!

Random quiz!
1.Grab the book closest to you, go to page 81 and read line 4.
At lunchtime I had another visitor. Chocolat by Joanne Harris
2.Stretch your right arm as far as it can touch. What can you touch?
My dad (who saw what I was doing and reached his hand out to me) ((I love my dad))
3. What's the last thing you watched on TV?
SNL
4. without looking at a clock, guess what time it is.
11:27am?
5.Now look at the clock.
12:31pm. I was off by a lot!
6. with the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My dad watching an Indy car race and the heater, and my mom talking to herself about the TV show
7. When did you last step outside? what were you doing?
Yesterday afternoon to play with the neighbors dog.
8. before this survey, what did you look at?
fan fiction
9. What are you wearing?
Black Bermudas, black tank top, pink jacket
10. did you dream last night?
Yeah, but I don’t remember my dream tonight
11. When did you laugh last?
About a minute ago
12. what is on the walls of the room you're in?
Windows, a door, pictures, and other stuff that is in my cottage living room
13. seen anything weird lately?
No but my family had a lot of weird conversations about how we’re going to eat our dog during the Apocalypse and stuff does that count?
14. What do you think of this quiz so far?
Awesome
15. What is the last film you saw?
Vampires suck (I loved the ending)
16. If you became a multi-millionaire over-night, what would you buy?
Jet ski, sauna, my own lab top, iPhone, a totally green home, a Disney vacation club membership, and then donate everything but 2.5 million to charity.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know :)
I am afraid to be more than waist deep in the ocean because of all of the creatures even if I knew that there was nothing within 20 miles but little harmless fish I’d still be freaked out
18. If you could change one thing in the world, regardless of guilt an politics, what would it be?
Make everyone learn that they need all of the information (or at least a great deal of it) before they can form an opinion on it. it would eliminate all of the stupid people
19. George Bush:
Must die.
Joke: George Bush, Bill Gates and Bill Clinton are on the top of the empire state building. Bill gates drops a dollar off the roof and says, “I’ll make someone happy.” George Bush drops five dollars off the roof and says, “I’ll make five people happy.” Bill Clinton says, “I’ll make the world happy!" and pushes George Bush off the roof.
20. Imagine your first child was a girl. What would you name her?
Windy after the 1970’s song or Scarlet since I love the name
21. Imagine your first child was a boy. What would you name him?
David after my dad. (it’s too creepy to call him fang can you imagine a two year old named fang?)
30. would you ever consider living abroad?
Duh

Awesome quotes

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." --Douglas Adams (The Restaurant at the End of the Universe)

"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits." — Albert Einstein

"Well-behaved women rarely make history." — Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

"Reality continues to ruin my life." — Bill Watterson (The Complete Calvin and Hobbes)

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little to no influence on society. -Mark Twain

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you." — Rita Mae Brown

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." — Mark Twain

"If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all." — Oscar Wilde

"Everything you can imagine is real." — Pablo Picasso

"It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter." — Marlene Dietrich

"I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much." — Mother Teresa

"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one." — John Lennon

"Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company." — Mark Twain

"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." — Winston S. Churchill

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." — Dr. Seuss

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." — Marilyn Monroe

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." — Albert Einstein

"A room without books is like a body without a soul." — Marcus Tullius Cicero

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." — Eleanor Roosevelt

"So many books, so little time." — Frank Zappa

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." — C.S. Lewis

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." — Oscar Wilde

"Women are like teabags; you never know how strong they are until they're put in hot water." — Eleanor Roosevelt

"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you." — Elbert Hubbard

"Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square hole. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do." — Apple Inc.

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." — William Shakespeare (As You Like It)

"Without music, life would be a mistake." — Friedrich Nietzsche

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect." — Mark Twain

"The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid." — Jane Austen (Northanger Abbey)

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." — Jim Henson

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." — Douglas Adams

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells." — Dr. Seuss

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." — Thomas A. Edison

"Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people." — Eleanor Roosevelt

"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring." — Marilyn Monroe (Marilyn: Her Life in Her Own Words)

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." — Robert A. Heinlein

"There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment." — Sarah Dessen (The Truth about Forever)

"I love mankind, it's people I can't stand." — Charles M. Schulz

"For most of history, Anonymous was a woman." — Virginia Woolf

"I have always imagined that Paradise will be some kind of library." — Jorge Luis Borges

"One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain." — Bob Marley

“At night, when the objective world has slunk back into its cavern and left dreamers to their own, there come inspirations and capabilities impossible at any less magical and quiet hour. No one knows whether or not he is a writer unless he has tried writing at night.” - H.P. Lovecraft

“If you want to change the world, pick up your pen and write.” - Martin Luther

“This is how you do it: you sit down at the keyboard and you put one word after another until its done. It's that easy, and that hard.” - Neil Gaiman

“You have to write the book that wants to be written. And if the book will be too difficult for grown-ups, then you write it for children.” - Madeleine L'Engle

"It is time to choose as a writer, whether or not you are going to fill a niche, or rather, emit a barbaric yawp and headbutt the wall to make your own mother fucking you-shaped niche" - Chuck Wendig

"There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you." — Maya Angelou

"Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." — G.K. Chesterton

"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life." — Confucius

“Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.”- Fang in STWAOES

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs."- Gazzy in STWAOES

"ZOMG." -Nudge in MAX. Has anyone else wondered what the Z stood for? because I have.

"Fine. Somebody else can arrange to get the stupid goat knocked up." -Katniss in Catching Fire

"Hey, Finnick, come on in! We figured out how to make you pretty again!" -Katniss in Catching Fire

When life hands you lemons...

throw something harder back.

make apple juice and let the world wonder how the fuck you did it.

throw them back and demand oranges

throw them back and tell life to make his own damn lemonade

squirt lemon juice in life’s eye and see how much life likes lemons then.

...I lost the game

Awesome sayings that I live by:

QUOTES ON STUPIDITY
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
Some people are like lava lamps. Fun to look at but not very bright.
Some people are like slinkies, they're good for nothing, but they sure make you laugh when you push 'em down a flight of stairs
Don't be so humble. Your not that great.
And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be?
Somewhere, we're depriving a village of it's idiot.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Everyone has a photographic memory, Some people just don't have film
I’m not saying you’re stupid I’m just implying it.
Some people are only alive because it’s illegal to kill them.
People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.
If aliens are looking for INTELLIGENT life why are you worried?
I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.
You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.
Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.

Just when I think you’ve said the stupidest thing ever you keep talking.

QUOTES ON MY INSANITY

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
I hear voices in my head. But that’s alright. Most of them are pretty nice.
The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.
I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.
Normal people scare me….but not as much as I scare them.
Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!
What is this “normal” you speak of? Stay away I don’t want to catch your “normal”!
Pssh. Normal is just a setting on the washing machine.
Of course I’m out of my mind! It’s dark and scary in there!
If I’m out of my right mind, my left one is gonna be pretty crowded.
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
At least 5 inanimate objects hate me
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and don’t let it find me.
Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE that it's weird.
Normal people make good pets.
Yeah! I love wearing straight jackets, too! I get to hug myself!
The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. No offence guys.
I am in my own little world but it's okay. They know me here.
A B C D E F G, I will kill your family.
My imaginary friend thinks you have some real problems.
Don't aggravate me, I'm running out of places to put the body's.
I am getting sick and tired of slitting the throats of the people who say I'm a violent psychopath!

The more I think about it, the more I’m sure I’ve lost my mind. But crazy people don’t know they’re crazy so I guess I’m okay. But thinking I’m okay because I think I’m crazy is saying I don’t think I’m crazy so I may be crazy.

QUOTES ABOUT ME
You're intoxicated by my very presence.
Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.
For the millionth time! I can't go to Hell, they have a restraining order against me!
If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.
I did not hit you, I just high-fived your face.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
It doesn't matter if I'm right or wrong, I'm still the one with the gun.
I’m an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.
You think I’m a loser. But I’m the most awesome loser you’ve ever met!
I’d explain it to you but your brain would explode.
I am who I am. I do not seek your approval.
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.
I like you. When I rule the world, you death shall be quick and painless.
It’s you and me against the world. We attack at dawn.
That which does not kill me…should run. FAST.
I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
Between two evils, I always try to pick the one I’ve never tried.
I don’t lie. I create fiction with my mouth.
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.
I believe no problem is so large or difficult that it can’t be blamed on someone else.
Everyone has a wild side; I just prefer to make mine public.
I have Sarcasm, what's your superpower?
I never repeat myself, so pay close attention the first time, because I never repeat myself.
Who cares about hugs? I’m going to tackle you when I see you!
Life is like a corndog. I just haven’t figured out why yet.
I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on!
My best friend say that I'm the type of person who'll spend hours trying to drown a fish, but they love me to death anyway.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing!
When it rains on my parade, I bust out my slip n’ slide.
You say I run like a girl, and if you run a little faster, you can too!
Everyone needs to believe! I believe I'll go watch some more anime
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
Some see the glass half empty, some see it half full. Me? I just want to know who’s been drinking my soda!
We’re best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge… I pick out the funereal arrangements.
Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon!
I run with scissors….it makes me feel dangerous
Love me or hate me. Personally, I could care less.
I'm not afraid of the dark. I'm afraid of the ninja's that hide in the dark.
Can't stand me? Then sit down.
You're a good friend, but if the zombies come, I'm tripping you.
"I called your boyfriend gay and then he hit me with his purse."
You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch.
Don’t walk in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls or off the occasional cliff.
My thermometer is sick! Get the thermometer…oh wait…
I do it because I can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn't :P
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
Don't mess with me I've got a stick.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
My personal motto, 'If you can't beat them, join them; if you can't join them, kill them; if you can't kill them, blow them all to kingdom come!"
Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable
I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look too good either.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. *sizzles*
I give you this rose and hope that you, unlike this rose, will not be cut down in your prime and your corpse displayed as a sign of affection
I swear to drunk I'm not God

I’m bored…run for your sanity.

QUOTES OF ADVICE

Never do anything you don’t want to explain to the cops or paramedics.
Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful
Only you can change my life no one else can do it for you
You cant expect people to see eye to eye with you if you are looking down at them
People don't care how much you know, until they know how much you care
Best friend's are the sisters God forgot to give you
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much
Where negotiation and diplomacy fail, high explosives substitute nicely.
You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.
If your going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
Beware the flying donkey, falling from the sky. You can choose the way you live my friend but not the way you die!
There is no shame in not knowing. The shame lies in not finding out.
Promises mean everything, but once they're broken, "I'm sorry" means nothing.
You have to take the good with the bad, smile when you're sad, love what you've got, and remember what you had. Always forgive, but never forget, learn from your mistakes but never regret. People change, and things go wrong, but just remember: life goes on.
There’s nothing better than a good friend except a good friend with chocolate!
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
When all else fails bring out the duct tape.
One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!
A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, a boyfriend stabs you in the heart. but true friends only poke each other with bendy straws
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
In a world full of cheerios, be a fruit loop.
Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach ‘em how to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks!
If two wrongs do not make a right, try three.
Color outside the lines, it really pisses people off
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you’re up to.
Always take the time to smell the roses but remember sooner or later you’re gonna inhale a bee.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup!
Never argue with an idiot. They’ll just drag you down and beat you with experience.
Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the doorbell and run. He HATES that.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need vodka and snow (Hetalia)
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Hard work never killed anyone - but why take that risk?
Early to bed, Early to rise makes people suspicious...
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Junk is something you throw away three days before you need it.
When in doubt, Mumble
If at first you don't succeed, failure might be your thing.
If at first you DO succeed, try not to be too astonished.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
If at first you don’t succeed- skydiving isn’t for you.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor...
There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.
It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel... of course, it's usually the oncoming train
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse

I’m not so good with advice. May I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

THINGS TO PONDER

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
People who say anything is possible, obviously have never tried to slam a revolving door
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
He gave her twelve roses. Eleven were real and one was fake. He said I'll love you till the last one dies.
Sir, you are like a pin, but without either its head or its point.
Why be difficult when with a little effort you can be impossible?
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire but it takes a whole box to make a camp-fire?
If you have an open mind why don’t your brains fall out?
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
BRB, my fish just drowned
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
Drunk drivers run through stop signs; High drivers stop and wait for them to turn green

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con' then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

FACTS OF LIFE

Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
All the good ones are either dating someone, married, or fictional characters...
The shinbone: A device used for finding furniture in a dark room.
The trouble with life is that there's no background music.
Those stupid kids should just give that loopy rabbit some Trix already!
Girls are 10% sugar, 10% spice, 80% bitch so you better be nice.
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who takes a step back to admire his work
The person who smiles when something goes wrong has found someone to blame it on.
Life is a job. Death is the Lord's way of saying, "You're fired." Suicide is human's way of saying, "I quit." Immortality means, "I like my job."
Curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back.
Curiosity killed the cat, but remember, cats have nine lives.
Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great.
Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.
It takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but an entire lifetime to forget them.
Absinthe, like LSD only legal!

Stupidity killed the cat, Curiosity just got the blame

QUOTES OF MY OWN DESIGN *By Scarlet DayDreamer*

I once got so mad at my computer that I called it a Nazi. I then tried to appease my Nazi computer with German songs so that it would work right again. It was not amused...
Normal is a setting on the washing machine. Don't aspire to be laundry.
Chocolate is better than boys. Why? Because chocolate can't get you pregnant.
When in doubt, the universal answers are to choose either C, 42, "Yes dear", or start spontaneously dancing out of the situation
The only perfect thing that exists in our world is the idea of a circle or sphere. And according to string theory, there are ten dimensions. Since God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent, and is the only perfect being, it stands to reason that God is a ten dimensional sphere. Isn't logic great?

MISC

Bad Spellers of the world, untie!
If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHEERIOS!
ROTFLOLASHTINCBISAGOWO TTARUTDIAIOA: Rolling on the floor laughing out loud and so hard that i nearly choke but i see a glass of water on the table and reach up to drink it and im ok again
ROTFLSHVUAKOMAIL: Rolling on the floor laughing so hard Voldemort uses Avarda Kedarvra on me and I live
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Joe: Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...

Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies.
Welcome to the Dark Side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

Conclusion: The place when you got tired of thinking

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

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for prowlxjazz challenge for multiple years. G1 AU: Jazz/Prowl, Ironhide/Chromia, Ratchet/Wheeljack, Beachcomber/Sludge. Sometimes, the enemy sees more than your own faction does. Prowl is adopting everyone.
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He was often told, at least before his fall, that he was the most beautiful of their Father's creations. In his youthful folly and vanity he had agreed with them. Now he knew better and he dared anyone to claim otherwise while gazing at the being in his arms.
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A portkey accident lands Harry at the feet of something more terrifying than a dragon.
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To Move Beyond by finnie200 reviews
When offered the chance, Lyra chose to jump worlds, leaving behind the wizarding world to find a better and happier future. Two years after the death of his parents, Bilbo Baggins finds an unconscious Big Person lying outside his house.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 50,271 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 10/20/2018 - Published: 11/6/2017 - Harry P.
A Bearable Fate by Peruna reviews
When one is reincarnated, one might expect to be reincarnated as a human, if one expects anything. That was not the case for me. I spent my second life as a bear. That had upsides and downsides, but I'd give it an 8 out of 10, would do it again. SI-OC, Warring-Clans-Era, Rated M for violence and adult themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,235 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 312 - Published: 4/12/2018 - OC - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 10,760 - Follows: 3,887 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Strangers in Bars by Whispering Darkness reviews
Everyone else was avoiding the strange man but Harry felt himself drawn to him. His loud, archaic speech and enthusiastic drinking seemed to be off-putting to most people but to the Gryffindor it felt comfortingly familiar how different the man was.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 5,619 - Follows: 3,580 - Updated: 10/10/2017 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
Servant's Loop by Madrigal-in-training reviews
A house elf has only one purpose: to serve a master. The hallmark of a good elf is to anticipate the Master's needs before the wizard himself, and bend any rules to achieve them. They're limited only by their Master's power. Harry Potter is a powerful wizard, and Kreacher lives to serve the Most Ancient and Noble House of Black and its' Lord. Let the timeline be in redux. HPHGLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,169 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 1,738 - Updated: 11/4/2016 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Kreacher
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 611,984 - Reviews: 9676 - Favs: 8,848 - Follows: 6,704 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC - Complete
Raptor by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,937 - Reviews: 3954 - Favs: 12,076 - Follows: 11,042 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Harry P., Velociraptor
The Wizard of Harrenhal by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Master of Death, Harry Potter, wakes one cold spring morning in Westeros. He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. He'll need it. Winter is Coming.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,547 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 6,634 - Follows: 3,759 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 5/17/2015 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Treasures of the Sea by Kinochu reviews
Lovino is the prince of the sea who decides to go on an adventure of a lifetime with a pirate friend. But is this more than what they bargained for? A/N: Revamping in process
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,970 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 7/3/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
This Dream's On Me by Tsume Yuki reviews
Fili has heard the whispers, between his uncle and his men. There's going to be a quest, a quest to reclaim Erebor and he wants in. The warrior witch he meets in his dreams doesn't seem to think it's a good idea for him to go though. At least, not alone. Eventual Fili x FemHarry DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,291 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 5,032 - Follows: 5,281 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 12/6/2014 - [Harry P., Fíli]
The Cherished Child by Beth9891 reviews
Au: What if a deal was struck between the wizarding world and the Volturi during the Voldemort's first reign. The vampires help the light side in exchange for two wizards? How would this effect the boy-who-lived. Would he be able to survive, and even thrive amongst the vampires, and what woulld happen when you mix forks, cullens and the wolves into the mix? Slash pairing
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,933 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 2,161 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Harry P., Jasper - Complete
Buttercups and Daisies by WindyCanyon reviews
Arthur is king of vampires, friendless and over-worked. He meets a demon in the woods behind his house and they start a wary friendship. Little does he know that demon is Lovino, the Demon King. Can they bring their people together to fight the Hunters that threaten both their races?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,019 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 10/7/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, England/Britain]
Return of the Speaker's Heir by The Potters of the Future reviews
Last year, Harry found out about his father, met others like himself, went to a magical school, dodged an old man's questions, all the while keeping Voldemort from the Ultimate power. Now in his second year, Harry the son of Hades must now contend with the return of an ancient line that threatens the destruction of Hogwarts itself. Sequel to Prince of Death!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 162,028 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 3,553 - Follows: 2,678 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Hades - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil by Ms Towa reviews
His grandfather left behind a legacy, and Lovino was deemed unfit to inherit it. Forced out of his own estate, Lovino is determined to rescue his brother, who is held hostage by the family that betrayed him. In order to do that, he must enlist the help of a demon, but not just any demon: the Devil himself.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,884 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 3/30/2014 - [S. Italy/Romano, England/Britain] - Complete
Need by xMourningxStarx reviews
Sometimes fanfiction isn't enough. Rated: MA Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,440 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/28/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Draco Malfoy is Gay by ILovewritingnow reviews
Draco is a definite bottom and totally loves to take it up the a*se, he's needy and loves cuddles. unfortunately for him he's outed in the worst way possible and things will never be the same again. Featuring an unknowingly Dark Harry. Harry/Draco slash (ON HOLD TILL 20/032014)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,518 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Alone Together by holmesless-assbutt-timelord reviews
(Mental hospital AU) Cas hasn't spoken in nearly 20 years, and he's on the verge of getting thrown out of yet another mental hospital. He is disrespectful, uncooperative, and antisocial, making it very hard for anyone to befriend him. But when Dean is admitted to the hospital, Castiel's whole world turns on it's head. SELF HARM TRIGGER WARNING FOR CHAPTER 23 & ALTERNATE ENDING!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,800 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Clearing Mist by shadownumera reviews
I have the worst luck ever. First off, I die. Then I get reborn into the Naruto universe. Yay right? WRONG. Nobody ever said you get to be reborn into Konoha. Which makes finding out where I am in the story line that much harder. I don't know if I can change anything, or if the bloodbath is far behind me. One thing's official though. I'm screwed. SI/OC Warning
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 193,787 - Reviews: 3981 - Favs: 5,908 - Follows: 3,156 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Kisame H., OC] - Complete
NOT DEAD YET by 2degreesabovefreezing reviews
Would you ever get tired of being that last human on Earth? Lovino Vargas does. Every day is a battle for survival that only continues because he doesn't have the courage to pull the trigger against himself. While out getting supplies, his life is saved by a corpse that seems to still have some life left in it. Is there any hope for bringing back the dead? SpainxRomano, AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,629 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 11/16/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Picking Up From Where They Left Off by Lucillia reviews
When they have to be, the Gringotts Goblins can be exceedingly adaptable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 141 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Boromir - Complete
Educating America by Coffee-Flavored Fate reviews
America wants to get to know Romano better. Romano just wants to fix the idiot's tastebuds. Conservatively rated for Romano's mouth . 'cause there just isn't enough Romerica out there.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 169,295 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 11/15/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, America
Taking flight to a new adventure by Junuen Lisunia reviews
Tired of his life after the war,Harry decides to make a change by moving to America and later joining the air force. He didn't expect his jet to literally be alive. And Starscream didn't think he'd actually like a human. Warning: slash human/mech.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,084 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 2,510 - Follows: 1,778 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 3/27/2012 - [Starscream, Harry P.] - Complete
Still Hanging On by WindyCanyon reviews
Arthur is walking home one evening when he comes upon a lonely man on a bridge. He strikes up a conversation, thinking the man is close to jumping off. He thinks Romano is a glorious man, although very bitter and cynical, and quickly falls for him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,172 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/26/2013 - [England/Britain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
NorthSouth is not a Direction by ScribblinDaydreamer reviews
'Be more like your brother.' Screw it. Romano decides to imitate Veneziano for a day and the whole world falls in love with him. Crack Oneshot. Rated T for... a little swearing, I guess?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/26/2013 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Deals By a Pearl White Lake by SpamanoLuvr reviews
When 17 year old Lovino Vargas makes a deal with an alluring white man with red eyes, his entire world is turned upside down. Prumano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/12/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Prussia, Spain
Prigione by Losavech reviews
Under false accusations of murder, Feliciano is sentenced to spend the last few months of his life in the most hopeless place in the world: prison. Though even such a hopeless place has a light at the end of the tunnel... -AU- Officially discontinued.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,939 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 3/17/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Twenty Two Lights by AwfulLawful reviews
Death itself can't fully separate two Wizards inexorably linked by a fragment of one's soul being in the other. As the Death Eaters face their deserved fate, Harry mourns their lives, pities their deaths, and counts as the lights in his mind go out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chinese Cigarettes by Sunruner reviews
Romance? There's no love involved with this, no affection or idle comforts. It's raw and it's addictive, it's power and it's a release; something very loud but kept hidden under silk sheets and clouds of fragrant smoke. South Italy knows exactly what he wants and expects from China in this arrangement, but what he doesn't expect is one simple word: "No." Romachu. Darkship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,362 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, China] - Complete
Amethyst Eyes by Terra Saltt reviews
Tino's oddly colored eyes have landed him in many tight spots his entire life, but none quite like this. When a terrifying dragon adds Tino to his horde of gems and jewels, he finds himself wondering who else is after him…and why? And are Tino's eyes the only thing this dragon wants? SuFin AU. Dragon!Berwald x Tino. Not bestiality, darn it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,589 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
A New Divide by Levity Lirum reviews
Harry's conditioning to protect even at the cost of his own life went a bit far, as Dumbledore learnt on the platform. Now Harry, at least, has a new life as...a Decepticon's Seeklet? Uh-oh. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,762 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 2,396 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Harry P., Starscream
The Risk of Love by obsessedwithstuff reviews
Romano is dead and Spain is broken, spiralling into the deep, blackness of depression. And as he locks himself from the outside world, isolating himself from his friends, from everyone, in his oblivion of pain, Romano find's he's the only one who can help. Only, how can useless ghost like him even dream to help the slowly dying love of his life? Spamano. GerIta. Character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,187 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
All Hallows' Eve - New York by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 7,939 - Follows: 2,421 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Kismet by BlueFlamePy reviews
Lovino learns the hard way that things change and that they can change quickly. The necklace fell and now he's in a strange land far from home. Will he ever see his brother again? Will he find his way home? Or will he discover home is where the heart is? Fate is a strange woman and can work in mysterious ways. SpaMano, Picture by Lilou chan on DA
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 52 - Words: 174,431 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] France, Belgium - Complete
Diagnosis: You're Screwed by gonewritin reviews
AU: Matthew Williams was living a normal life practicing obstetrics in a small city when one self-proclaimed "awesome" patient comes bursting into his life and turns it upside down. Genderbent: fem!Prussia/Canada. Minor pairings included. Now complete!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,698 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Legal Alien by Whispering Darkness reviews
Normal people didn't have to worry about this sort of thing when they go on vacation. They worry about things like losing their luggage, catching a cab or something similar. Not alien invasions. Harry, however, had never been normal. Then again, neither were these guys. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 5,233 - Follows: 1,755 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Lovino's aggression Antonio's affectionate by wittyness reviews
'Do you remember anything' I remained silent. What a stupid fucking question. Like you could just forget a pain like this. 'You tried to kill yourself,' he told me gently.'A gold star for the gentleman,' Was taken down because of curses
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Read My Lips by Terra Saltt reviews
Tino enjoys the comfort of a quiet library and dreaming minds when he picks up on the charming thoughts of a perfect stranger. Has Berwald found someone that can fully understand him, even when he is silent? MindReader!Tino x Deaf!Berwald AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,782 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Finland, Sweden
Bottoms Up! by Sunny Day in February reviews
Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 497,431 - Reviews: 3927 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Smile by natcat5 reviews
What choice is better, which sin is worse, and why is there a Spanish man sitting outside his window? "Come here into my arms, 'the darkness over there is bitter'. You'll smile a little, 'the darkness over here is sweet'." Spain/Romano Vampire AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,662 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Mindless by B. A. Ware reviews
Azkaban!Creature!Harry. Based on something Sirius told us about, and another thing that we don't pay any thought any more. Genres were picked by the readers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,535 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Not Your Usual Veela Mate by Janara reviews
Draco is a Veela and guess who his mate is? I've tried to write a Veela story where the two don't jump into bed immediately, hence the title. Will contain Dumbledore bashing. HPDM LMSS AU from book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 417,467 - Reviews: 9051 - Favs: 8,690 - Follows: 7,522 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Art of Insanity by Maximum Ride 000 reviews
The definition of insanity is the repetition of an action with the expectation of different results. What do you call it when you actually get different results?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
One difficult kitty by darkness173 reviews
Feliciano loves his ex-stray kitten Lovi, but Lovi is making life difficult for him. Their complicated relationship continues to develop and eventually turns into something Feliciano does not know how to handle anymore. kitty!Lovino x Feliciano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,517 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Rusalka by themagnificent ME reviews
Matthew is betrayed in the worst way by his lover. How will the abandonment and betrayal twist his soul? Canada becomes a Rusalka, definition inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Canada - Complete
Azure Light by Toki Mirage reviews
The Earth had been dying for years. If Harry were a decrepit old man, he would say he could feel it in his bones, but that wasn't exactly accurate for an undying man. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,242 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 4,611 - Follows: 4,861 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Harry P., Tsu'tey
A Malfoy Gets What A Malfoy Wants by CrimsonSnowflake reviews
"I dare you," Dean's deep voice sounded, his dark eyes glinting with mischievousness, "to make Draco Malfoy chase after you in a romantic sense." Harry was never one to back down from a challenge, least of all one issued by a fellow Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,991 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 346 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In your face by Mizuni-no-neko reviews
Romano and Greece have an argument about who was better, Grandpa Rome or Mama Greece? Rated T for swearing on both sides of the debate O
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Greece, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Basic Needs by Dinkel reviews
Eventually, the constant denial of the essentials, such as sleep, water, food and human contact, got to everyone in Azkaban, even the infamous Fenrir Greyback. However, one full moon and an unexpected visitor might just change everything... HPFG, SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,098 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 2,668 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
An Axe Says Goodbye by Sunny Day in February reviews
His faithful axe... He had looked everywhere for her, but all he could find was a letter and some weird, yet stylish pattern on his carpet. Spain/War Axe. Pure crack. Really. It HURTS. Don't like it? Don't read it!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Spain - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4227 - Favs: 12,603 - Follows: 11,491 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8294 - Favs: 1,885 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
You Want Me by MystyVander reviews
Draco Malfoy's a Veela and Harry Potter is his mate, though he chooses not to accept this. The problem is Harry knows too much for his own good and isn't so innocent anymore. Definite Slash. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,940 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Born Normal by ghibli22 reviews
Everyone knows that Lovino Vargas is not a normal student. He's violent and a loner-avoid at all costs. So what on earth is Antonio thinking by volunteering to tutor the boy? High School AU. Spamano, Hints at a few others but nothing major.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,356 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Iron and Wine by MystyVander reviews
Complete. AU/Slash. Harry and Draco. Alone. Lost. Together. . . Need I say more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,753 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Risk Your Life! by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*Gen, many Nations* Where France brings his Risk game at a meeting, and the nations discover they should never really play that game together. Ever. Crack warning. Written for the kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
The path of Yahtzee by Disney101 reviews
OK so this is a story about Waren an Bubda, they are stuck in the sack together. What happens when a game of Yahtzee goes wrong an the other side of Warren and Bubda is revealed. For Warren a more childish side an well Buda has a...
Fablehaven - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Complete
Dance Dance Revolution by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Who knew Fang could shake his hips? Then again, who knew he even had them? Oneshot, Faxness
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
Take Hold of My Spinning World by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Jazz's world has always spun a little faster than the average mech's. And then one orn he encouters a mech who changes it all.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Jazz - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6764 - Favs: 20,459 - Follows: 7,752 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
In the Line of Duty by CasusFere reviews
After Mission City, Barricade moves to LA and mystifies the local police force.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Barricade - Complete
Where's My Dragon? by just-Felton reviews
[Revise] Slash! Mrating for later chapters. Harry's firmly absolutely convinced that he's Draco Malfoy's boyfriend and nobody can change his mind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,868 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Raspberry Jam by vvc reviews
Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,655 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 6,514 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Unthinkable Thoughts by Aidan Lynch reviews
**THIS FIC IS FINALLY COMPLETE!!!** The last part of this H/D slash tale sees our two heroes face up to their biggest issue yet, and a great deal hinges on how they cope...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 148,567 - Reviews: 2451 - Favs: 2,224 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 8/22/2002 - Published: 11/10/2001 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Scarlet's Inner Murmerings reviews
Warning: this has no plot what-so-ever and is only loosely related to MR It's not a story really so much as a regular field trip into my brain If you're wondering why this is a Maximum ride fanfic, it's because I have captured the flock to help me write
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
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