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Okay...Hi! Welcome to my profile and all that jazz...Don't really know what to say other than my name is StoleTheSpider, my profile picture changes a lot, and I am a fangirl...often bordering on obsessive. XD

Be prepared for a lot of random slag if you're actually planning on reading this whole entire thing, for I do like to copy and paste things. :D You're in for a long, random read! :)

All About Me. (Or Well...A Little About Me.)

Name: Nope. Not givin' you my real name. You may call me StoleTheSpider! :D

Age: Should I tell you...Well. Okay. It's a number between 1 and 100. There. That's all ya get.

Pets: 2 cockatiels, 2 guinea pigs, 2 cats, 4 fish, 1 turkey, and a parakeet. Yeah. It's a zoo here, but I love them all!

Music: I would go insane if I didn't have my music. I'm pretty omnivorous when it comes to genres, but my favorite bands have to be Huey Lewis And The News, Linkin Park, The Beatles, Hinder, Green Day, Shinedown, Train, Maroon 5, The Black Eyed Peas, Seether, and a bunch of others that I can't think of right now...Ooh! I've recently gotten into Skrillex! :D

Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Drawing, and Singing (often times, not very well XD).

Favorite Colors: Red, Black, and Blue.

Favorite Books: Cirque Du Freak, Harry Potter, Darkside, The Fallen, The Ranger's Apprentice, Sherlock Holmes, The Monstrumologist.

Favorite Movies: Iron Man, Sherlock Holmes, Pirates of the Caribbean, Back To The Future, Transformers, Zombieland, Harry Potter, Rise of the Guardians, Wreck-It Ralph.

Attitude: Man. Where to start. Loyal. At least to my friends. Very protective and worrisome. Nervous. Hesitant to try new things. Quiet. More of a bookworm.Tends to freak out about the littlest things. Apologetic x10. Respectful to elders. Helpful. Kind of a pushover. Smart-aft. Sarcasm dishing. I zing without even realizing it. Pretty shy most of the time. Nice. Not very willing to start conversations or accept new people into my 'pack'. If you talk to me awhile, then I'll most likely be very welcoming and friendly. When I'm with my friends, a whole 'nother personality comes out. I get hyper, pessimistic, vindictive, random, and will bite if provoked. I've told people off for getting on my nerves. Just don't get on my bad side. Not many people are. :)

My Profile Pictures Is Of...Because: Knock Out stuck in a wall. Isn't he cute? XD 'Smoke...I kinda hate you for that...Anyway, Knock Out is from Transformers Prime. He may be a 'Con, but he's epic. Poor mech got shouldered with being the 'Con medic. Why do I always fall for the medics? First Ratchet and now Knockout? XD He appreciates cars. Starscream can rant all he wants about it being stupid that Knock Out's chosen alt mode is an automobile, but I think Doc Knock does look good in steel-belted radials. XD Also, haters gonna hate and whatever, but in my personal opinion, I think that Knock Out's just a bit flamboyant. A little different. Not gay like everyone makes him out to be. Sunstreaker was plenty vain and he wasn't called gay. *shrugs* That's just me. Have your own opinion. I am going to get that Spider 'Con for breaking up the dream team that was Knock Out and Breakdown. I knew that the Mad Doc missed his partner! I'm much happier now that he's gotten the chance to have some revenge. He's a darker character now...Me gusta. :)

I think that's it... Review! Tip your waiters! Peace! ROLL OUT!

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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in herds then place this on your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character died/almost died, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like to root for the bad guys in movies/TV shows, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think High School Musical is evil, and brainwashes little kids, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been told a joke, not gotten it, and then burst out laughing half an hour later when you actually got it, copy & paste this into your profile.


If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!

If you are insane but intelligent, put this in your profile!

If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

The cops never find it as funny as you do.

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don't look at me in that tone!

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Therapist = The/rapist . . . Scary thought.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

I'm not insane and the voices in my head agree with me.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

When life gives you Edward Cullen, smile evilly and go to your stash of weapons.

When life gives you Edward Cullen, throw him back and demand someone cooler (like your elementary school janitor, perhaps?)

A fail so epic, it's almost a win.

I'm sarcastic, what's your superpower?

A friend is a person that knows you are a good egg, even though you are slightly cracked.

What doesn't kill me better run pretty dang fast.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift--that's why we call it the present.

Have you noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anybody driving faster is a maniac?

I can insult my best friend, but heaven help you if you do.

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad.

If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the person who made you mad.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ..He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking so good either.

I'm sorry, yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look to impressed.

Anger is one letter short of danger.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

95 of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building.
4 would yell JUMP.
If you are the 1 that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile


93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Eeveeninja77, Linzerj,LionLover190, CaMaRoFaN14, Ironhide and Lennox, supergirlprime, StoleTheSpider



You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.



You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelery.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower and get dressed.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 10


97 of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3 that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!


-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.


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If you could read that put it in your profile!


You say Aeropostale,
I say Spencer's.
You say Justin Beiber,
I say Amy Lee.
You say the Jonas Brothers,
I say Three Days Grace.
You say High School Musical,
I say Alice in Wonderland.
You say prep,
I say punk.
You say Holister,
I say Hot Topic.
You say Jacob,
I say Sirius.
You say freak,
I say thanks, I'll go join the Cirque after school.



Written by: Wormtail, Moony, Padfoot, and Prongs

1.) Playing with your food and calling it 'art'.

2.) Making a list of symptoms that most likely apply to yourself as well.

3.) Basing your ingredients list off your obsession's favorite color.

4.) Eating dog food. For ANY reason!

5.) Chasing your tail.

6.) Laughing for absolutely no reason. None.

7.) Waking up at an Ungodly hour every. Single. Day.

8.) Reading a book CLEARLY meant for Girls. And then trying to defend it.

9.) Actually WANTING to be on a list of insane things.

10.) Treating your own son like dirt when he NEVER deserves it.

11.) Acting like the things your family says or does is your fault, when it's obviously not.

12.) Silence.

13.) Spontaneously bursting out into song at the most inappropriate/ inopportune/ awkward times.

14.) Accepting ANYTHING from Peeves! Especially strange packages, and then handing them off to your FRIENDS!

15.) WEARING the Christmas decorations (even if they do look better that way).

16.) Almost getting yourself killed on a regular basis out of BOREDOME!

17.) Dancing in the rain.

18.) Befriending a werewolf.

19.) Befriending a Quidditch-obsessed, love-sick puppy who can't even keep his hair flat.

20.) Befriending a walking bully-magnet who can't even take a spelling test without hyperventilating.

21.) Befriending an egotistical, pranking-machine who seems to be in a constant state of sugar-high.

22.) Glaring at inanimate objects to "scare them".

23.) Yelling at someone right next to you.

24.) Walking into a room and forgetting what you're doing.

25.) Completely LOSING IT over a lack of organization.

26.) Having to wear post-it’s on your arm to remember anything.

27.) Obeying the commands of random post-it’s on your arm without question when they make NO sense and clearly weren't written by you.

28.) Falling in Love.

29.) Fighting with your own team.

30.) Creating an army of first-years to do your biding.

31.) Creating a chain of letters instead of just simply writing to each other directly like normal.

32.) Talking in Chat Speak.

33.) Switching personalities to scare the poor little first-years.

34.) Spending your class time drawing suicidal stick figures.

35.) Being convinced your friend is an imposter simply because he took notes.

36.) Referring to yourself in the third person.

37.) Braiding people's hair every time you get bored.

38.) Losing your wand when it's behind your ear the whole time.

39.) Becoming so tired, you actually become super hyper.

40.) Breaking a record through pranking.

41.) Speaking all grammatical symbols


43.) Wrapping people.

44.) Making your hair holiday themed.

45.) Rapping.

46.) Stress Baking

47.) Stalking.

48.) Therapy.

49.) Trying to prank the MASTERS!

50.) Nightmares.

51.) Overly dramatic public displays of affection.

52.) Switching names.


54.) Forgiveness.

55.) Breaking things for fun.

56.) Running away.

57.) Sound effects.

58.) Overreacting to everything.

59.) Miming.

60.) Growing Up



Normal People: Fear the name of the Shakespeare play "Macbeth".
HP Fans: Fear the name "Voldemort".

Normal People: De-weed a garden.
HP Fans: De-Gnome a garden.

Normal People: Think time travel is impossible.
HP Fans: Go to Hermione if they want proof of a time turner.

Normal People: Compete in the FIFA World Cup.
HP Fans: Compete in the Triwizard Tournament.

Normal People: Gather into groups because of natural disasters.
HP Fans: Gather into groups because of Lord Voldemort.

Normal People: Cry when a childhood pet dies.
HP Fans: Cry when Dumbledore dies.

Normal People: Think that no one can come back to life.
HP Fans: Know people can if they have a Horcrux.

Normal People: Don't have this on their profile.
HP Fans: MUST Have this on their profile.


25 Interesting Harry Potter Facts

25. Harry’s birthday is July 31, 1980. Rowling’s birthday is also July 31 – but in 1966.

24. The actress who played Moaning Myrtle was 37 years old at the time “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” was filmed. She is the oldest actress to ever portray a Hogwarts student.

23. Ron Weasley’s character originally swore a lot, but Rowling’s publisher wouldn’t let her use that sort of language because it would’ve been inappropriate for young readers.

22. Rowling’s publisher suggested she use initials rather than her real name, “Joanne Rowling,” in order to appeal to male readers. She chose J.K., borrowing the “K” from her grandmother’s name, Kathleen. However, neither “Kathleen” nor “K” is part of her legal name.

21. Only Alan Rickman, the actor who played Professor Snape, knew his character’s fate before the release of “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” because Rowling told him.

20. Rowling said the inspiration for the name of Harry’s school in the books, “Hogwarts,” may have unconsciously come from the name of a plant she saw in the Kew Gardens in New York City.

19. Rupert Grint dressed up like his female drama teacher and rapped about Ron Weasley for his audition tape. His rap began, “Hello, my name is Rupert Grint, I hope you don’t think I stink.”

18. Contrary to popular belief, the ‘t’ at the end of Voldemort is silent. The name comes from the French words meaning “flight of death.”

17. J.K. Rowling slightly based 11-year-old Hermione on herself at the same age. She even made Hermione’s patronus her favorite animal, an otter.

16. An outbreak of lice occurred among the children cast members during the filming of “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.”

15. Tom Felton auditioned for the roles of Harry Potter and Ron Weasley, but was chosen to play Draco Malfoy instead.

14. The idea for Sirius Black’s tattoos came from those used in Russian prison gangs. The markings identify the person as someone to be feared and respected.

13. Robbie Coltrane, the actor who played Hagrid in the films, has gotten a mini-fan and a fruit bat stuck in his famous, shaggy beard.

12. Dementors, the deadly phantoms that guard Azkaban Prison, represent depression and were based on Rowling’s struggle with the disease.

11. Over 400 million Harry Potter books in 67 languages have been sold worldwide as of 2008.

10. J.K. Rowling is the first person to become a billionaire (U.S. dollars) by writing books.

9. During the filming of the kissing scene between the horcrux versions of Harry and Hermione in the final film, Rupert Grint was removed from the set for laughing too much.

8. While filming “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban,” Tom Felton’s Hogwarts robes had their pockets sewn shut because he kept trying to sneak food onto the set.

7. One of the flying cars used in “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” was stolen off the set. It was discovered seven months later when an anonymous caller informed police of its whereabouts.

6. M.O. McGonagall is listed on one of the Quidditch trophies in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Could Professor McGonagall have been a renowned Quidditch player back in the day? It would certainly explain her enthusiasm for the sport.

5. People had trouble pronouncing Hermione’s name, so Rowling had her sound it out for Viktor Krum in “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.”

4. Forty versions of Salazar Slytherin’s infamous locket had to be created to accommodate Harry and Ron’s failed attempts to destroy it during filming.

3. When “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” was released in Great Britain, the publisher asked stores not to sell the book until schools were closed for the day to prevent truancy.

2. In order to become acquainted with the films’ three main stars, director Alfonso Cuaron had each of them write an essay about their characters. True to their characters, Emma Watson wrote a 16-page essay, Daniel Radcliffe wrote a simple, one-page paper, and Rupert Grint never even turned his in.

1. The least successful Harry Potter film, “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban,” made $90 million more than the most successful Twilight movie.


I am the Girl...
I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book, and if I do dance, I dance solo. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak or a geek either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space or Yahoo, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that doesn't stalk boys because they're cute or are jocks. I am the girl who sings her heart out in public. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, who believes in her dreams, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl; Truth Be Told 13; DEFiiANCE; Angel of Apathy; Vic Taylor; Erma Buckles; butterfly1415; NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from; Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon; Atem's Sister Atea; QueenManaOfEgypt; Velgamidragon; Princess Atemna; Sara Darkotter, Starlight Warrior1092,VyolytSky13, Sunmist, Mnnkey Csaw, AkatsukiLover01, Supergirlprime, StoleTheSpider


1. Can recite the entire movies from memory. (Allll the time.)
2. Can tell you what Autobot is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs. (Welp. Not specifics, but general stuff.)
3. Always has tabs on the best Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel.
4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up.
5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!! (My friends just roll their eyes.)
6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by. (*drools* I almost swerved into another lane once...Primus.)
7. Dreams transformer pairings.
8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot. (I named my iPod after one. XD)
9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences. (Guilty.)
10. Cusses like Ironhide, Ratchet, or the Twins. (Fraggit...)
11. Makes references to Transformers in every school subject. (Ratchet would be proud. It helps me in Anatomy. XD)
12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people. (You have no fraggin' idea...)
13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers. (*shuffles feet* Yeah...)
14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home just to annoy her family. (I have it on my iPod for maximum blaring!)
15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Autobots. (Meet my friend...MegaPrime.)
16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Decepticons. (MegaPrime strikes again!)
17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her brother. (All the time.)
18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers.
19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys. (And writes.)
20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers. (Sorry. Darren Shan gets that point.)
21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer. (How can you not?)
22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun.
23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Barricade. (Or Prowl...)
24. Acts and pretends to be a Transformer constantly.
25. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer. (I have named every car we own along with all my electronic devices. XD)



B is for the blue and orange Decepticon, that is adored by fangirls and boys alike.

R is for really awesome hammer, because nobody can hear the phrase “Hammer Time” without thinking of you.

E is for Energon, yours, which was spilt by the servos of Arachnid.

A is for Arch-Nemesis, the wreaker Bulkhead that you hated so much.

K is for Knockout, your partner with whom you had a bromance.

D is for Dues Ex Machina, the episode where you kicked Bulkheads butt.

O is for optic, the one that you lost at the hands of M.E.CH., which made you more attractive.

W is for wicked sweet, because even the way you got killed was awesome.

N is for never, which is the time when we will forget you.



You know your obsessed with with Transformers when...

-You have a spazz whenever you see a Peterbuilt Semi, Camaro, Hummer, or GMC Truck pass by.

-You call your computer Teletran 1.

-Names enemies after Decepticons.

-Uses a Transformers reference whenever possible.

-Whenever talking too fast, says you're talking like Blurr.

-Whenever you hear the word Soundwave, you cringe.

-Will never look at a boombox the same ever again.

-You never try to look at a GMC Truck funny, since your afraid it's Ironhide.

-You have dreams where you are in the Transformers world.

-You've watched Transformers at least 20 times, even more.

-You pray to Primus.

-You freak out whenever you see a cop car hiding in the shadows, thinking it's Barricade.

-You don't call people creepers or stalkers, you call them Decepticreeps.

-You have joined any Transformers fan clubs.

-You've tried to do Jet Judo, and succeeded.

-You've tried Jet Judo, and epically failed.

-You sing the Transformers theme song everywhere and anywhere.

-You were about to cry when Bumblebee was about to die in DOTM.

-You blame Blackout for most power outages.

-You think that the world is going to end by a Decepticon invasion.

You get annoyed when you say Unicron, and people think you just said Unicorn.

-You hate when people hate on Miko cause she's awesome.

-You think that every evil person in the world is either a Decepticon agent, or a Pretender.

-You think that when the Autobots win the war, it should be declared a national holiday.

-You think the Government is hiding the Autobots somewhere.

-You go to visit Hoover Dam to make sure Megatron's all comfy cozy in layers of ice.

-You annoy your friends and family with your constant Transformers talk.

-Whenever you hear the word decept, you immediately think of Decepticons.

-Whenever your friends say the worst thing happened, you ask if Decepticons attacked them.

-You wish your phone was a Transformer.


(Be honest no matter what.)

1) Have you ever been asked out?

Like, on a date? Or to a dance? What? I’ve been asked out to Prom. Does than answer your question?

2) Where did you get your default picture?

Internet. Duh. :p Do you mean what is the picture from? In that case, Transformers Prime and/or Supernatural. The picture tends to change a lot. :)

3) What's your middle name?

Do I have to say? I’d rather not.

4) Your current relationship status?


5) Does your crush like you back?

I don’t have a crush.

6) What is your current mood?


7) What color shirt are you wearing?

Navy with gold lettering.

8) Missing something?

Question Nine of this survey. HA! Got you! Can’t trip me up! *does victory dance*

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

How I act in various situations. I am an embarrassment to myself sometimes. *facepalm*

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

Horse! Or some kind of bird of prey like an eagle or something.

12) Ever had a near death experience?

No, thank God.

13) Something you do a lot?

Read and surf the Internet.

14) The song stuck in your head?

Carry On My Wayward Son – Kansas (Supernatural fistbump)

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

Can’t remember the username.

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

A girl from High School. I shall not name names. :p

17) When was the last time you cried?

A few days ago.

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

In Women’s Choir, a couple times. Alone, never.

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

I would want the ability to transform into any animal that I desired, whether or not it’s extinct.

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?

Their hairy legs. Don’t ask me why. If they’re wearing pants, any facial hair. Apparently hair is really fascinating and/or distracting to me or something! XD

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

I’ve never been to a Starbucks. *le gasp*

22) What's your biggest secret?

Do you really think I’d tell it here on a public website? Really? *raises eyebrow*

23) Favorite color?

Red or Blue.

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

Hell yeah! Why not? Better than some of the other stuff I’ve seen on T.V.

25) What are you?

My sign? Species? Religion? These questions are so vague sometimes! I am a human. Good enough.

26) Do you speak any other language?

A tiny bit of Spanish. Enough to have a conversation or get directions.

27) What's your favorite smell?

Old, musty books and parchment.

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?


29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

laughs* No.

30) What are you thinking about right now?

Dean Winchester. I’m watching Supernatural while I do this survey and I’m getting a hankering for some Supernatural Fanfiction…

31) What should you be doing?

Taking a shower.

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

My family. We know how to push each other’s buttons.

33) Do you like working in the yard?

Not really, no. I’m not one for outside work/sweating. Books are more my thing.

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

I kinda like mine, thanks. Stark would be cool, and not just because of Tony. :p Maybe Witwicky, because Primus that’s fun to say. XD Winchester is also fun to say, but then I’d have to be related to Dean. XD

35) Who last made you cry?

A Titanic survivor. I was listening to her firsthand account of the night the ship went down in this museum and about how she had to leave her father behind and I found myself tearing up while listening. The way her voice broke when she told her story…Don’t laugh, but it really got to me!

End of Quiz.



Geez...You’re asking for me to pick just one!? Umm...I’d have to say... Knock Out and Breakdown...So epic. No contest. Had to pick two. Can't have one without the other. :p


Me: OoO !!!! O...M...G! *squeals like a little girl* This is epic!!! You are epic!! *runs to hug Knock Out*
Breakdown: *flinches and looks at Knock Out* What is it about these fleshling femmes that causes them to emit such high-pitched tones? It’s grating on my processor!
Knock Out: I can't answer you right now Breakdown. I have a pest to terminate. *shouts at me* Not one step closer skinbag! Watch the paint! *points medical buzzsaw at me*


Knock Out'd probably try to cut me half and examine my insides as a medical experiment or something. Breakdown would just step on me. Then Knock Out would complain about having to clean squishy human guts out from Breakdown's pedes. XD


Huh. I can't really see Knock Out listening to music...Pop maybe. Breakdown...Hmm...Heavy Metal? Rock? I dunno.


Yeah. Though she’s not a Mary-Sue or anything. Her name’s Willa.


Run . Run away. Run very fast.


blows air out of cheeks* Too many to say, but I'll list a few. :) Ironhide, Cosmos, Preceptor, Ratchet, the Lambo Twins, Bumblebee, and the original Wheeljack. Not that ‘Que’ impostor. He’s just annoying.


Pranking ‘Hide and Hatchet until they get really PO’d and shoot at them, blowing something up in Wheeljacks lab, pranking the humans on base, getting in trouble, racing, jamming out, hanging out...Pretty much everything that can and will cause trouble. :)


Knock Out! *swoons* As soon as he said his first lines I squealed. When he wolf whistled at Optimus !!! XD His sarcasm and snips are epic. His vanity is pretty hilarious too. "You painted my paint job! Prepare for surgery!" Starscream is my second fav. Every time I see him, the first thing that goes through my head is "DEM HEELS!!" He's epic. VOTE STARSCREAM FOR LORD! XD When he was knocking on Megsie's faceplates...XD "How long have you been standing there...?" PRIMUS! XD


Torturing somebody, getting a cat, racing, prank calling Megatron on a good day, painting Megatron or Starscream while they're in recharge, starting a racing circuit, flirting with the other 'Cons to make them squirm...Hey! Decepticons gotta have their fun too!


'Scream would live up to his name! XD Knock Out might flirt for a bit to make everybody uncomfortable then peel out of there. Maybe shock a 'Bot or two with his cattleprod. Just generally duke it out. *shrugs*


Que. What the heck is that!? That’s not even Wheeljack! It doesn’t even look like Wheeljack! How hard is it to call him Wheeljack. WTF is with this ‘Que’ thing?


Airachnid. She killed Breakdown. How dare she break up the dream team that is Knock Out and Breakdown!? She's gonna get it. *glares at Spider 'Con*


Is that even possible? How wold you even...when they’re so big and we’re so small...Umm...One or What would the offspring even look like? What would they be called? O.o


I always figured that they would be too busy blowing slag up to hook up. I dunno. The original pairings I guess. I don’t even know any original pairings. *shrugs*


Frag yeah! :D The cars they transform into alone are hot! Especially Sideswipe, ‘Bee, and Knock Out…*swoons*


Frag. I dunno know! I can’t really narrow it down to just one car. I have so many favorites...Maybe a Mini Cooper! :D Pfft! XD I'd be some Transformer! XD


Arcee. She kicks serious aft in Transformers Prime.


I have no idea...I love mechs on both sides...Knock Out or Optimus...Uhhh...Autobots! There! Sorry 'Cons, but I don't think that the Autobots will step on me just because it's least I don't think they will...Ironhide might! XD


1. Bumblebee
2. Optimus
3. Ironhide
4. Prowl
5. Ratchet
6. Sideswipe
7. Breakdown
8. Knock Out
9. Wheelie
10. Sunstreaker

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Bumblebee: *gets that innocent kicked puppy look and chirps sadly*
Me: *tears up* Oh Primus. I’m sorry! I don’t know what came over me! Can you forgive me?
Bumblebee: *chirps happily, blares his radio again, and skips off*
Me: Ugh. As long as he doesn’t give me that look again…*glances at clock* Midnight! I’m wide awake now!! Ugh. *flops down and covers head with pillow*
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Ironhide: Why is there so much fraggin’ steam coming out of this room? Is there a fire? *opens bathroom door and steam rushes out* *shouts in* Hey! Anyone dying in there? *gets no response* Hmm. I’d better check this out. Probably some experiment of Wheeljack’s. *walks inside*
Me: Who opened the door? It’s cold in here now! Man! *sees ‘Hide walk in* OH MY PRIMUS! GET OUT! THIS IS THE BATHROOM! I’M NAKED HERE!
Ironhide: MY OPTICS! THEY BURN! *covers optics and rushes from bathroom*
Me: That’s what you get...Hey...Was that an insult!? *hurries to finish shower, dresses, and chasses after ‘Hide*
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Me: I can’t...I can’t even see it. My huge imagination can not see this pairing. He’s just so dang stiff and the other is so dang short! It doesn’t work for me. How about you two? *looks back*
Prowl: This is preposterous.
Wheelie: Your gonna marry me? You? *looks at me* This stiff! *looks at Prowl* You better be taking me on a lotta dates buddy.
Prowl: *growls and kicks Wheelie*
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Me: The heck…*hears many smashes and bangs from the kitchen* What’s going on!?
Ratchet: I am thoroughly convinced that this is a human chore and I am not going to be bothered with it. *stomps off*
Me: Leo and I just wanted cookies. All we did was taunt you into baking some...and you come in…and you BEAT THE SLAG OUTTA THE OVEN!! Primus! How many wrenches did you use!
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Me: This is too good to pass up. *starts to bury Sideswipe in the sand*
Sideswipe: *wakes up* Wah…Primus! You buried me!
Me: *cheekily* Yep! And look! I molded that sand to make it look like you had a mermaid body! Sideswipe the mermaid!
Sideswipe: You have way to much free time...
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Me: How is that even possible...? You’re a robot-
Breakdown: *interrupts* Cybertronian.
Me: Whatever. The point is that there is no possible way for us to be legit family members.
Breakdown: You just gotta roll with the punches.
Me: Look who’s talking!
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Me: Oh my...
Me: Speaking of ’Breaking Down’ I think I’m gonna need some backup on this one...*sneaks out to fetch Breakdown*
Knock Out: *sobs* My beautiful paint job...It took hours to get it just right...The buffing alone! DX
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Wheelie: They’re all so tall!
Me: No. You’re so short.
Wheelie: They’re all so weird!
Me: No. You’re psychotic.
Wheelie: They’re all nerds!
Me: ...Okay. That’s enough outta you. *grabs Wheelie and stuffs him in a cloth sack*
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Me: *stares at Sunstreaker*
Sunstreaker: *focuses on fixing his paint job*
Me: You can’t ignore me forever you know.
Sunstreaker: *continues to ignore me*
Me: Fine. Have it your way. *grabs a can of black paint from under the table and pours it on Sunstreaker*
Sunstreaker: !!!!! *growls and whips out cannon and starts to blast at me*
Me: I knew you couldn’t ignore me forever! *gleefully runs away*
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Me: Uhh…edges away from serial killers*
Bumblebee: *drives up in front of serial killers*
Serial killers: !!! Check it out! Sweet ride! *fawn over ‘Bee*
Me: Hey! My car! Hands off!
Serial killers: You better watch it chickie. *holds up knife*
Me: Meep! You can have him! *runs off*
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Me: Wow! The view is so great from up here! It must be epic to be an Autobot! I can see my house from here! Look! There-! Augh!
Optimus: Are you alright little one?
Me: Agh. Yeah. Sorry. Just knocked my leg on your finger. It’s all good. Thanks for carrying me to the hospital by the way.
Optimus: It was nothing.
Me: You’re awesome. *hugs Optimus’ thumb*
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Me: Ohh! Ironhide! What’d you get me! *unwraps present* It’s For what? *reads coupon* ‘Seeing as how I would rather not celebrate the day that you were born, here’s a coupon for a free five minute head start.’ Five minute head start? For what? *looks up at ‘Hide* Oh my...*sees ‘Hides cannons pointing at her face*
Ironhide: Still need help guessing what it’s for?
Me: *squeaks* No! *scrambles away*
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Prowl: And your point is...
Prowl: *sighs* Fine.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Ratchet: You know, when that normally happens when there is a chemical imbalance in your body. That is a common occurrence when you humans are around your age. I sense that your pheromone levels are off center as well. That normally happens when...*rambles on, explaining about the embarrassing thing with all these scientific terms*
Me: Ugh *blushes* He’s making it worse. *slinks out of room*
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
Sunstreaker: Do you have a thing for yellow?
Bumblebee: *plays ‘Sexy And I Know It’*
Me: You’re right ‘Bee! You are sexy! *dances with ‘Bee*
Sunstreaker: What! What happened to marrying me!
Me: Can’t talk now! Dancing!
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Breakdown: You just gotta forget him. *pats me comfortingly on the back*
Me: *sniffles* But...Wait...Since when are you the expert on relationship advice?
Breakdown: Knock Out loves to watch talk shows and soap operas. And Dr. Phil.
Me: That’s not...all together surprising...Coming from him...
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Me: OW!
Wheelie: Run glitch run! *shoots me in the thigh again*
Me: YOW!
Wheelie: *cackles*
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Me: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!
Sunstreaker: That’s not laughing. That’s diabolical laugher.
Me: Kehkehkehekhekhkehkehkehkeh.
Sunstreaker: And that’s suspicious cackling.
Me: Wukawikawukawukawukawuka.
Sunstreaker: What the frag?
Me: XD
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Me: Because he’s the sexiest car ever!! *peels out in ‘Bee’s alt mode* Whoot!
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Me: So wrong.
Optimus: *looks down at Wheelie* I can not even see him…
Me: I dunno Wheelie...You think?
Optimus: I do not think that this ‘deeply hidden love’ that I feel for Wheelie is going to follow through…
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?
Me: *snort* His parents are probably a warship and a space shuttle or something weird like that.
Ironhide: Actually, my father was the first atomic bomb.
Me: O.O He’s joking right...Guys...?
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Me: *walks in and see’s Sideswipe in the corner with multiple dents in his helm* The frag...What happened?
Ratchet: Never. It will never happen. *grips wrench threateningly*
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Me: Ooh! Sideswipe! You sexy automobile. Yeah that’s enough of that. *walks off*
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Me: What? *sees Breakdown staring at me*
Breakdown: ...You chopped it all off...
Me: Only a few inches!
Breakdown: What is it with you humans and insisting on chopping bits of yourselves off!
Me: What!? It grows back!
Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Knock Out: Me? Never get a femme? Hah! Impossible! How can any femme in their right processor deny this chassis? *struts*
Me: *distractedly* Hmmm. Yeah. Whatever you say Hot Stuff.
Knock Out: Why yes. Yes I am. *smirks*
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Wheelie: My new warrior goddess…*hugs my leg*
Me: I thought you’d be taller in person...
Wheelie: SHORT JOKE! *rage*
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?!
Me: To much yellow! Bad mechs! *smacks both with a broom* Don’t make me get ‘Hide!
Bumblebee: *plays ‘She’s Super Freaky’*
Me: Look who’s talking!
Sunstreaker: You’re the one wasting time on this questionnaire thing!
Me: Don’t break the fourth wall! Bad mech! *smacks him with broom*
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Me: They’re plotting something to use against me…or the Twins…or Galloway…or maybe they’re just sharing war stories...Let’s go find out. *walks in*
Ironhide: YES! I WON! *makes triumphant gesture*
Prowl: Only because you blew my car up! *pouts*
Me: Apparently they’re playing videogames.
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Me: Bumblebee? Weren’t you going out with Sunstreaker in some other question?
Sideswipe: What!? You were messing around with my brother? Bumblebee! I thought better of you!
Bumblebee: *makes frantic denial noises*
Me: Yeah. I can’t really see it.
Would 2 trust 5?
Ratchet: He is our leader. I would trust him with my life.
Optimus: Thank you, old friend.
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Prowl: *pokes Sunstreaker*
Sunstreaker: O.o Uh...Prowl? Is something wrong?
Prowl: No. Why do you ask?
Sunstreaker: It’s just’re poking me. Why? It’s so unlike you...
Prowl: I am bored. Is this not what you and your brother do to amuse yourselves?
Sunstreaker: Well...*rubs back of helm* Yeah. But it’s usually more devious than that.
Me: Ain’t that the truth.
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Sideswipe: Uhh. Ironhide? The instructions say to lightly simmer for five minutes. Not charbroil for five hours.
Ironhide: Nonsense. The humans obviously do not know how to properly cook. My way is right. You’ll see. Sideswipe: Ironhide. You’re boiling the food over your cannon. Nothing about how you’re cooking is ‘right’.
Me: I’m gonna have to agree with him on this one ‘Hide. What were you even trying to make in the first place?
Sideswipe: Pudding.
Me: *peers into pot* It looks like a brick! A solid, flaky brick!
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Me: Babysitting.
Wheelie: What?! Why?!
Me: Well, for one thing, Breakdown is actually really good with sparklings. As for you Wheelie, your small and can get on their level. Literally. I actually think that most sparklings are bigger than you. *snickers*
Wheelie: Soon...
Breakdown: Do I get paid?
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Knock Out: Come on Doc ‘Bot. Let me give you a trim. *pulls buzz saw out of subspace*
Me: O.O
Ratchet: This was your idea.
Me: It’s like the Cybertronain version of ‘Sweeny Tod’…But with a buzz saw...
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Sideswipe: Wheelie...What the frag...
Wheelie: I think she’s pretty hot! Why wouldn’t you go for that?
Sideswipe: You basically drew Mikaela.
Me: Can’t say I didn’t see that one coming. *rolls eyes*
1 accidentally kicked 10?
Bumblebee: *makes frantic little chirpy noises*
Sunstreaker: *lets out a exasperated sigh* Bumblebee. For the love of Primus. I said I was sorry megacycles ago! Just let it go! It didn’t even hurt!
Bumblebee: *continues to let out sorry chirpy noises*
Me: Damn that puppy face…
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 8 got it. What would happen?
Knock Out: *purrs* So much blackmail material. I never knew that Prime had such a romantic side.
Me: Lemme see. *peers at message* Oh Primus. It’s a cheesy love poem. *cracks up* This is great!
Knock Out: Shall we go show Lord Megatron.
Me: Oh yes, lets.
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Sideswipe: ...Gimmie.
Me: No.
Sideswipe: But why!? You invited Sunny! Why not me?
Me: No.
Sideswipe: Is it because I’m too much of a party animal? I can tone it down!
Me: No.
Sideswipe: I won’t get wasted on High Grade. I swear.
Me: No.
Sideswipe: This is because I popped your birthday balloons with my arm blades last year isn’t it?
Me: ...Yes.
7 won the lottery?
Me: What are you doing to do with all that human money?
Breakdown: Buy some new buffers for Knock Out.
Me: Aww. You’re such a good friend.
Breakdown: No. He was threatening me to buy them. And I was sick of his incessant whining about his dull finish.
Me: Oh...
8 had quite a big secret?
Knock Out: *sighs dramatically* I guess I have to tell you all...It goes like this...
Everyone: *leans in*
Knock Out: ...*deep breath* I...
Everyone: *leans in more*
Knock Out: *long exhale* I...I am sexy...And I know it…There. That’s my big secret.
Everyone: WHAT!? *rage*
9 became a singer?
Me: Imagine that...The world’s first Oompa Loompa singer.
Wheelie: You sayin’ that I wouldn’t make a good singer? I’ve been listening to this one chick and she seems pretty good.
Me: Who’s the singer?
Wheelie: Miley Cyrus.
Me: OH FRAG NO! *drop kicks Wheelie out of the room*
8 got a daughter?
Knock Out: What use would I have for a daughter?
Me: *pokes sparkling* Careful. These things sometimes grow up to have a certain deadly disease called ‘Mary-Sue Syndrome’.
Knock Out: Is it damaging to paint jobs?
Me: ...Yes. Very.
Knock Out: Get. Rid. Of. It.
What would 1 think of 2?
Bumblebee: *chirps happily*
Me: Obviously he thinks of him as a great leader and stuff. Maybe even as a sire figure. Someone to look up to.
Optimus: He is the best Scout that I know. *lays a fatherly hand on ‘Bee’s shoulder*
How would 3 greet 4?
Ironhide: *nod of acknowledgement* Prowl.
Ironhide: *returning nod* Ironhide.
Me: So gentlemechly...
What would 4 envy about 5?
Prowl: His aim...*watches Ratchet hit Sideswipe from a football field distance away* It’s perfect...
Ratchet: You feelin’ lucky punk?
Me: You gotta love that new synthetic Energon steroid stuff.
What dream would 5 have about 6?
Me: So obvious. Anything with Sideswipe not blowing his CPU with pent up frustration...
*in Ratchet’s dream*
Sideswipe: Anything else I can do for you sir?
Ratchet: No. Nothing right now Sideswipe. That’ll be all.
Sideswipe: Very good sir. I’ll just polish your tools for you. Please don’t lift a digit. *does all of Ratchet’s chores*
Ratchet: Of believe me. I won’t. *relaxes*
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Me: They’re both off road daredevils?
Sideswipe: Occasionally. I do have to keep my paintjob nice and tidy. Don’t want all that gravel scratching it up.
Me: Yeahhhhhh. How about that they both have land based vehicles as an alt mode. There.
Breakdown: Works for me. *shrugs*
What would make 7 angry at 8?
*in Decepticon Med Bay*
Knock Out: Nurse? Would you please hand me that wrench?
Knock Out: Whatever you say...Nurse Breakdown.
Breakdown: !!!!!
Where would 8 meet 9?
Knock Out: *peers down at Wheelie* Didn’t you use to be with the Decepticons? I faintly remember having to do a couple repair jobs on some MiniCons. Was that you?
Wheelie: Yeah. Probably from all the Autobot aft I usta kick back then.
Knock Out: No. I distinctly remember having to repair you from all the punting that you went through from the Vehicons and such. You were quite the football.
Me: XD
Wheelie: *fums*
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Wheelie: I know what you do when you think you’re alone…
Sunstreaker: !!! You can’t prove anything! You have no evidence!!
Me: *whispers to Wheelie* That sounds dirty.
Wheelie: *whispers back* All he does is dance to ‘I’m To Sexy’ when he’s alone…I got it recorded.
Me: Classic.
What would make 10 scared of 1?
Sunstreaker: *darts past me* GERMS! FILTHY HUMAN GERMS!!
Me: *stares at Bumblebee* What did you do? *phones vibrates with text from ‘Bee*
Bumblebee: ‘All I did was tell him about stuff that humans did. Eating habits, mating rituals, bathing habits, living conditions, pets, stuff like that.’
Me: *looks up from phone to look at ‘Bee* You devious little mech. That’ll get him off my case for weeks!
Bumblebee: *gives me a thumbs up*
Is 3 gay?
Ironhide: *growls and pulls cannons out of subspace* Ask me that question again. And while you ask it, ask yourself this. Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya?
Me: *whimpers* I may have just soiled myself *raises hands in total surrender gesture and backs away slowly*


Ways to tell you’re a Transformer's fan:

1. You cuss at Decepticons in the movie (Only when they screw something up. Frag it Starscream!)

2. You laugh every time someone does something funny, even though you've seen it a gazzilion times (You have no idea...XD)

3. You memorize quotes (I can quote pretty much the whole movies...My family doesn't watch Transformers with me anymore because of it.)

4. You cuss at annoying people in the movies (Galloway. That little pain in everyone's aft.)

5. You dream of Transformers (Plot bunnies galore!)

6. You dream of your favorite Autobot being your guardian (Who doesn't?)

7. You think of Transformer's 75% of the day (Meh. More like 99.999999999% all day, every day.)

8. You buy journals to write your Transformer's stories in

9. You look at the sky and dream of an Autobot or Decepticon landing in your pool (I don't have a pool...Does a bird bath count?)

10. Your friends think you need therapy because of how much you talk about Transformers (And they never let me forget it.)


You have a short temper
You often act on your emotions without thinking first
You are very competitive
You like to play with fire
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all
You prefer warm weather over cold weather
You often lose control over yourself
You can be quite reckless
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it
People have often called you insane


You have a calm, laid-back personality
You like to go to the beach
You rarely get angry
When you do get angry, you know how to control it
You think before you act
You are good at breaking up fights
You are a great swimmer
You like the rain
You can stay calm in stressful situations
You are very generous


You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild
You care about the environment
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted
You rarely get depressed
You aren't afraid of anything
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.


You have a free spirit
You hate rules
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces
You hate to be restrained
You are independent
You are quite intelligent
You tend to be impatient
You are easily distracted
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying
You wish you could fly



Fanfiction Rules:

Feel free to copy and paste these in your profile! Sometimes I break a few of these, especially Rule #3. I miss out on little mistakes all the time! Totally annoying!

1) Do not make canon characters act completely out-of-character. The only reason you should do that is if you handle it carefully, it is short-term, and you have a very good explanation as to why. Nothing throws a person for a loop like their favorite character acting weird all of a sudden. This also means that you shouldn't treat your least favorite character like they're an idiot just because you hate them. Try to be fair to all the members of the canon, not just those you like. In fact, take it as a challenge to write them well, despite your personal feelings.

2) "There," "their," and "they're" are different words with different meanings. The same goes for "it's" and "its." Learn them and know which one is which. It makes a world of difference in your writing if you use the correct word.

3) Reread and double-check your work. Spell-check is not fool-proof. Sometimes just going over something will help you spot dumb mistakes. I end up writing out on paper my story first, then type it. That takes care a lot of mistakes, just copying it to the computer. Then, I reread it a little later to spot the rest. Find your own system, but you need to reread your work!

4) One word, people: grammar. Do not fear it; love it. Nothing can scare off a reader like horrid grammar in a story. And if they do stick around, chances are they can only barely understand what they're reading.

5) All pairings are fair game, if it makes sense. If there is no hint at a character having feelings towards another, good or bad, why act like its been there all along? Those new feelings can develop, but don't create them all at once. It's not nice to break up an established couple just to stick the hero with your original character either. And not every boy and girl (or boy and boy, or girl and girl. I'm not against that, if there is a evidence of that in the canon to support that kind of relationship. Please don't do that just because you can) has to be a couple. Friendships can be just as important and difficult to craft, but worth the effort in the long run.

6) "Ain't" is not a word. The only reason I will allow it in a story is in dialog. People can say it in conversation, but other than that... NO!

7) Be descriptive in your work. Don't just say "It was a black cat," say "The feline rubbed his midnight fur against her leg, blinking his amber eyes with pleasure." Much more fun to read.

8) There are hundreds of ways to say "said" (yelled, cried, whispered, begged, questioned, wondered, remarked, called, announced, gasped, laughed, smirked, growled, groaned, screamed, smiled, joked, hissed, explained, described, muttered, grinned, wept, panted, sighed, asked, coughed, snarled, shrieked, snapped, chuckled, choked, shouted, giggled, moaned, whined, complained, whimpered, breathed, mumbled, assured, purred, informed, babbled, yelped, lied, suggested, complimented, blabbed, snickered, commented, replied, grumbled, summarized, declared, etc). Use them. They're more descriptive of the tone, volume, style, and emotions of the speaker and really take a good story to a great story.

9) Don't be afraid to try new story ideas. Just think them out first. How many times do you find a fanfiction that is incomplete because a writer doesn't know where to go from there? It helps to have a rough plan for the story of how to get from point A to B. It prevents you from writing yourself into a corner. You can always change it as you go, but it will give you some structure to work with.

10) Original characters are fine to add to a story, just beware of the curse of Mary Sue. Make them believable. This means faults, imperfections, a back story (not an overly sappy one with either too much perfection or too much angst! That's not a back story; that's a soap opera), and real personality. Don't just photocopy yourself in so you can date your favorite character, either. Create an original character, meaning not existing elsewhere (including the real world). In all likelihood, not every canon character will like the same person equally. Some may hate them (shocking, right?) and they could be very well justified in their hate. Some personalities just clash. (This does not mean that your least favorite character must be mean to your original character so you can show the world why you hate that character. Try to be better than that.) The more realistic you can make them, the better. If possible, create an individual that could easily have existed since the beginning, even if they didn't deal with the canon characters directly, and seems to belong in that universe.


Chasing The Sun - The Wanted

Turn on your ipod/ipad/nook/tablet/computer/whatever you listen to music with and put it on shuffle. The name of the song answers the question no matter how dumb or silly it may seem. NO SKIPPING SONGS!!!

1. What is your motto?

Unchained - Van Halen (Keep the hyper unchained! Whoo! Crazy sugar rush ACTIVATE! XD)

2. What do your friends think of you?

One Step Closer - Linkin Park (They're annoyed with me? They're tired of me talking? Aww...)

3. What do you think about very often?

Beauty School Dropout - Grease Soundtrack (Dropping out of school/class? I'd say so! School stress! *tears hair out*)

4. What is 2 plus 2?

Can You Feel The Love Tonight - Lion King Soundtrack ( completely dirty came to mind...)

5. What do you think of your best friend?

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club - The Beatles (She hates the Beatles. Maybe trying to get her to like them more?)

6. What do you think about the person you like?

We Are Young - 3OH!3 (Umm...I'm more of a 'Goody-Two Shoes' for this to be true. XD)

7. What is your life story?

Pre-Race Pageantry - Randy Newman (My life is like a race sometimes...)

8. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Be Prepared - Lion King Soundtrack (I WANNA BE SCAR! HEAR MY ROAR!)

9. What do you think when you see the person you like?

Leave Out All The Rest - Linkin Park (Umm...kinda right...hmm...I don't really think about him dying sooo...)

10. What do your parents think of you?

Deathly Hallows - Alexandre Desplat (They think that I am totally into Harry Potter.)

11. What will you dance to at your wedding?

No Easy Way - Digital Daggers (Umm...No. Don't think so. Good song, but not at my wedding.)

12. What will they play at your funeral?

Life Is A Highway - Rascal Flats (Are they trying to cheer up the people at my funeral and tell them to move on?!)

13. What is your hobby/interest?

Spanked - Van Halen (OH PRIMUS NO!)

14. What is your biggest secret?

If I Die Young - The Band Perry (Welp. I'm not thinking about dying anytime soon sooo...)

15. If you could go back in time what would you change?

Big Bad Cat - Rugrats Go Wild Soundtrack (The hell...Maybe not getting a cat? Then I wouldn't have to scoop their boxes.)

16. What is the worst thing that could happen?

Victimized - Linkin Park (Becoming a victim of something would be pretty bad. Depends what I'm a victim of.)

17. How will you die?

Another Story - Nicholas Hooper (Like Harry? ...Um. Maybe like Siruis? KILLED OFF BY DRAPES! DRAT!)

18. What is the one thing you will regret?

Daddy Sang Bass - Johnny Cash (Not spending enough time with my family? That sounds about right...)

19. What makes you laugh?

The Edge Of Glory - Lady Gaga (Talking about Lady Gaga and her...outfits makes me laugh. XD)

20. Will you ever get married?

Buckbeak's Flight - John Williams (The music sounds happy. Is that a yes? I'll take it as one.)

21. What kind of car will you have?

Meteor Shower - Owl City (Either it's a really sweet and fast ride like a meteor...or really junky because of meteor dents.)

22. What scares you the most?

Can't Stand Still - AC/DC (Really having to use the restroom? JK Yeah, being antsy is annoying. Not scary though.)

23. Does anyone like you?

Dragonfly - Shaman's Harvest (No? Yes? He can't decide?)

24. What hurts right now?

Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley (I am going to be eaten by a monster. Ouch.)

25. What will you repost this as?

Chasing The Sun - The Wanted (Sure. *shrugs*)

What I thought after this thing was over: This was...different...


The Insanity Test

You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
You have run into a glass/screen door.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
You have run into a tree/bush.
You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL: 5/6

You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
You just tried to lick your elbow.
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

You just sang them to make sure.

You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 6/6

You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
You type with three fingers or less.
You have accidentally caught something on fire.

You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 4/5

You have fallen asleep in class.
Sometimes you just stop thinking.
Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 5/5

You use your fingers to do simple math.
You have eaten a bug accidentally.
You are\were taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 5/5

You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
You break a lot of things.
You tilt your head when you're confused.
You have fallen out of your chair before.
When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
he word "um" is used frequently.
You don't know what "um" means.
You say "what?" and "huh?" a lot.
You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin

TOTAL: 8/8

Now divide it by thirty-six and times by 100.

I'm 91% insane...I'm so proud of myself...*sniff* I must get to 100%!


You know you're obsessed with Harry Potter when...

-You draw deathly hallow signs on everything. (I’m sure that the people who sit in the desk after me think I’m in some kind of cult and that that’s my gang sign or something!)

-You think of Fred and George when you see twins.

-You believe in Nargles.

-You cried more when you read the 7th book than you did when your grandpa died.

-You know how many pages there are in the seventh book.

-You can recite the part when Snape dies.

-You hate when they skip important stuff in the movies.

-You ask people in candy stores if they sell Acid Pops or cockroach clusters.

-You think Neville and Luna belong together.

-You hate that Ginny and Harry have absolutely no chemistry in the movies.

-You think your Hogwarts letter was one of many given to Harry Potter.

-You yell at people when they say Snape was evil. (He was just misunderstood!)

-You think Draco is hot just because he has a Dark Mark.

-You want to get a tattoo of the Dark Mark on your left forearm. (Have considered it…Have seen it on others and it looks bad aft!)

-You hate when people don't capitalize things right in a fanfic.

-You still wish Lily and Severus ended up together. (James was an AFT!)

-You believe Albus Severus Potter is the sexier, bad-mouthed, version of Harry Potter.

-You say bloody hell and laugh because you love Ron.

-You think gingers have souls, the Weasleys prove it. (My mom’s a ginger! You sayin’ my mother doesn’t have a soul?)

-You think Fred is hotter than his identical twin, George. (I don’t know why, but I do…Why is this? Someone help me.)

-You found a stick, and made it your wand. (If I can’t channel magic through it, at least I can still hit people with it.)

-You think of Teddy with turquoise hair, just because of the picture in the 7th book.

-When you see someone with round glasses, you say "Hi Harry".

-When you see bushy brown hair, you think of Hermione.

-When someone tries to reference Harry Potter, and fails, you correct them.

-You try to find Hogwarts on Google Maps.

-You think Scorpius and Rose belong together.

-You love Dramione, but you still love Ron and Hermione.

-You think of Dumbledore when you see old guys with long beards.

-You plan on naming your children after characters in the books.


Pick your birth month and birth day out to find out what happens!


January: Bonded to

February: Arrested by

March: Traded lives with

April: Dating

May: Killed by

June: Child of

July: In love with

August: Captured by

September: Sharing a prison cell with

October: Handcuffed to

November: Became the pet of

December: Saved by


1: Megatron

2: Bumblebee

3: Knockout

4: The Fallen

5: Barricade

6: Soundwave

7: Ratchet

8: Dreadwing

9: Ironhide

10: Optimus Prime

11: Sunstreaker and Sideswipe

12: The Aerialbots

13: Breakdown

14: Wheeljack

15: Jazz

16: Cliffjumper

17: Shockwave

18: Starscream

19: Blaster

20: The Stunticons

21: Scalpel

22: Gears

23: Mirage

24: Thundercracker

25: Blurr

26: Sentinel Prime

27: Sideways

28: Skywarp

29: Skidz and Mudflap

30: Prowl

31: Bulkhead


You know you are obsessed with Transformers when…..

-You hug every yellow vehicle thinking its Bumblebee.

-You are distrustful of any black and white saleen mustang.

-You suspect every semi truck with flames is Optimus Prime,

-You don’t trust black cop cars for fear that it is Barricade.

-You constantly wait for things to crash from Decepticon attack.

-You cannot look at a boombox the same way anymore.

-You used to hate technology and now you love it.

-You have read every bit of fan information to see what is going to happen in TF 4. (Primus yes.)

-You see the title Deception and think Decepticon. (Every slaggin' time!)

-You name your stuff after Autobots or Decepticons.

-Radio Controlled robots are no longer good enough for you.

-You start fights with Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, and Twilight fans and state a 200-page thesis why the Transformers are better than pirates and wizards and vampires.

-You see an ambulance and think it is Ratchet.

-You claim one of the NASCAR’s is actually Hot Rod in disguise. (Or one of the Wreckers.)

-You state that Jenny (XJ9) is sucky in comparison to Arcee.

-You know each song ever used in TF.

-You think Stan Bush is hiding secrets to the locations of real TF’s.

-You think Darth Vader is a wuss and Megatron is the real Lord of the Sith.

-You want to join the Air Force or Navy just to fly a F-22 or F-15 or F-16.

-You write an essay for school on what you want to be when you grow up about how you want to be an Autobot when you grow up.

-You call the White House and suggest sending Scorponok to Iraq to end the war.

-You call your gun Ironhide.

-You think your teacher's attitude resembles that of Shockwaves.

-You get your parents obsessed with it as well.

-You give people headaches from constant babble on TF theories.

-You start calling all insects Insecticons.

-You name old cassette tapes after Soundwave's.

-You cannot hear the word blackout without thinking of Blackout.

-You start trying to talk like Blurr.

-You start allegiances at your school and cause a school wide war with the other side for power over the playground.

-You think your teachers are really Decepticons in pretender shells.

-You use Jetfire as a source for a science paper.

-You cannot call construction machines by their proper name. And you start calling them by Constructicon names.

-You think all UFO’s are Cosmos.

-You go to a museum on natural history and call the dinosaurs by dinobot names.

-You run for class president under the saying “Peace through tyranny.” --or You run for class president under the saying “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.”

-You separate your family by fraction and sub-group.

-You used to hate the color yellow and now love it.

-You look at a map of astronomy and try to locate planet Junk or Cybertron.

-You play Prowl vs. Barricade instead of Good cop vs. Bad cop.

-You think Decepticons caused the California forest fires.

-You claim every earthquake is caused by Rumble.

-You claim the oil crisis is caused by Megatron wanting Energon.

-You don’t say WTF anymore you say What the Matrix.

-You do not call electricity 'electricity' anymore and call it Energon now.

-You think the head of congress is really a Quintessian.

-You take to the shooting range to learn how to shoot moving targets. That way you can shoot down Decepticon Seekers.

-You think the end of the world will come from Unicron.

-You join Transformer fanclubs.

-You own a Transformer related site.

-You are the leader of a Transformers fanbase.

-You need to seek psychiatric help for delusional disorder from transformers induced hallucinations.

-You see anything TF and go fan crazy.

-You bought the DVD the first day it came out.

-You saw the movie over 25 times.

-You call yourself by your favourite autobot/decepticon's designation.

-You give your friends and family Bot/Con designations.

-You have to check the Transformers aisle for new toys everytime you go to Walmart.

-You have a meltdown when you see Transformers with My Little Pony, not killing them.

-You have convinced yourself that your action figures are alive.

-You start jumping at the sight of new merchendise.

-You have many, many, MANY costume ideas

--You add to this list.


1. Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 81, Line 4.

to do, I began bringing these back to the cabin on my way home

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

A radio.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Supernatural Season 1 Episode 1 “Pilot” :p

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.

6:45 p.m.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

7:23 p.m. (Hell…Way off.)

6. With the exception of the computer what else can you hear?

My T.V.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Around 5:45-ish. I was just getting back home from a camping trip and was unpacking.

8. Before you started this survey what did you look at?

Through the many files on my USB Drive.

9. What are you wearing?

Navy colored Silver Dollar City Shirt with ratty blue jeans.

10. Did you dream last night?

I can barely remember it. Something about trail rides. *shrugs*

11. When did you last laugh?

A couple hour ago.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Posters of various movies, some drawings that friends have done for me, a Pirates of the Caribbean clock, and some picture frames.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

I was just among the public a few days ago at an amusement park. That’s a yes. Humans be crazy by nature.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Something to pass the time and fill the profile with. :)

15. What is the last film you saw?

The Dark Knight Rises.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight. What would you buy?

Friggin’ tickets to Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida! They have a new Transformers ride down there! *heavenly music*

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

Uhh…I’m allergic to mosquito bites?

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Eugh…I hate questions like this…PASS!

19. Do you like to dance?

Yes, but I’m not very good at it. :P

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Maybe Willa.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Dean or Nick.



You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You have multiple exes.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobic



You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobic



You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.



You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.



You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.

You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.



You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.



You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight A’s in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.



You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets

You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters



You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.



Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.



You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.



You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.



Being called 'crazy' is a compliment
You like magic
You like Harry Potter
You're bold
You hate when people think you're the bad guy
You dress dark, but your personality is cheerful and happy
You couldn't care less about fashion

Teddy bears are lethal in your hands
You like being different from everybody else
You can spend hours a day debating something ridiculous



We defended the Stone,
We found the Chamber, We freed the Prisoner,
We were chosen by the Goblet, We fought alongside the Order, We learned from the Prince, and
We mastered the Hallows.
We are the Harry Potter generation.


If you've ever cried when listening to Transformers music...

If you've ever sworn to be an Autobot/Decepticon...

If you've ever compared a guy to a Transformer...

If you still read fanfics and watch the films even when people call you a nerd...

If you broke your heart when your favorite one died...

... and cheered like Hell itself had fallen when they returned to life...

... Post this, fellow Transfan, and know that we are more than meets the eye.


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No Escape by FoxInBox aka FIB reviews
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The Rules Companion by SJSGirl reviews
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A Change Of Destiny by Scott Evilton reviews
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Darren Takes Hogwarts by Crowlows19 reviews
Captured by Wizard and not entirely sure if he's still sane, Darren pieces together the mystery of the Vampaneze Lord. Crossover. One Shot.
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Saving Doc: A western tale by GoonieGirl reviews
What happens when you take two ordinary friends and take them into the old west in search of a friend and father? Shooting, dancing, hanging! The sequel to friendship: even in the future!
Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,517 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Complete
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The sequel to Being Marty's best friend comes the story of two friends as they make their way through the future. You can expect lots of mishaps and mistakes that always come with Abby and Marty. But through it all their friendship stands strong.
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Mr Crepsley's Cure by The Hand of Omega reviews
Darren gets sick, and Mr. Crepsley has to play nurse.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
Being marty's best friend by GoonieGirl reviews
We all know the story of back to the future. But not through the eyes of the person who saw it all. Doc's daughter. Crazy mishaps, afterschool detentions, and loud speaker anouncements are sure to make you roar with laughter.
Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,745 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Complete
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Rules For Not Getting Squished reviews
A handy set of rules for living with the Autobots! Hopefully this saves you from annoying certain Autobots enough to result in you getting squished into a little human pancake on the ground... -Rated T to be safe!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 101,586 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Ironhide, Ratchet, Optimus Prime
Missing Mech! reviews
Has a 'Bot or 'Con you know gone missing? Maybe they've been summoned to your Lord's side, but has failed to appear. Maybe they're hiding out while they avoid their monthly checkup. Maybe they're simply MIA. Either way, here's a set of wanted posters from both 'Bots and 'Cons from various continuities. -Rated T to be safe!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,687 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Sideswipe, Knock Out
Down To IHOP reviews
Who can resist the epic that is pancakes from IHOP? The Avengers sure as hell can't! But is this trip for buttery goodness really such a good idea? Two master assassins, a thunder god, a super solider, and a brilliantly snarky inventor. Don't forget the giant green rage monster disguised as a scientist. What could possibly go wrong? -Rated T for some cursing and to be safe!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Why The Frag Do I Have A Tail? reviews
What do you get when you take one hopeful inventor, one new Energon invention, and one grumpy Weapons Specialist? One hilarious pony adventure! Another failed experiment leaves some rather amusing side-effects on our favorite grumpy, gun-slinging mech. Ironhide really isn't having the best of mornings... -Rated T to be safe!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Wheeljack, Ironhide
You're Friends With Gaint WHAT? reviews
You think you've had a weird day? I'm pretty sure that I just witnessed a giant alien robot death match, this guy I used to talk to in High School suddenly reappears, and is that Topkick talking? Somebody get me a straitjacket... -Rated T to be safe! (ON HIATUS!)
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,469 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012
Frag My Life reviews
"Knock Out vented quietly to himself. Here he was again, driving towards some auto parts store in the middle of nowhere, picking up parts and tools that he kept breaking. Correction: that his testy patients like Starscream and Arachnid kept breaking." It's amazing how one little shopping trip can go so horribly wrong. -Rated T to be safe!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Knock Out, Breakdown - Complete
Pretty Pink Servo reviews
Knock Out was tired of it. It seemed that every time he fixed Starscream up, nanoclicks later he managed to get himself damaged even worse than before. But no more. A little revenge seems to be in order...Where are the spare parts? -Rated T to be safe!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Knock Out, Starscream - Complete
From Alcohol To Pancakes reviews
It's just a another regular morning at the Avenger's Mansion. Tony's causing trouble, Clint's making witty comebacks, and Steve's trying to keep the peace. Add a little Hulk and you've got a huge problem. What's a team leader to do? -Rated T for cursing!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete