Author has written 16 stories for Teen Titans, Danny Phantom, Hetalia - Axis Powers, His Dark Materials, Death Note, and Avatar: Last Airbender.
My race is human. My country is Earth. My religion is love. That's all you need to know. (Unknown)
Current obsession: Axis Powers Hetalia, Firefly.
In Heaven, the cops are British, the lovers are French, the food is Italian, the cars are German, and the bankers are Swiss.
Axis Powers Hetalia:
Mal/Inara, Kaylee/Simon. River, Jayne and Shepard are all amazing too!!! :)
Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Luna/Neville, Lily/James or Lily/Snape, Lupin/Tonks, Remus/Sirius/James, DumbleWald (tragic, no?)
NO: Pedophilia, Self-Insertion/Mary-Sues, Lemon/Lime, OOC-ness, Stockholm Syndrome, Character Bashing and "f0aMiNg FaNgIrLz."
When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy this in your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
Helpful Advice: A mouse trap placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.
As I laid in bed, looking up at the stars, one thought crossed my mind...WHERE THE HECK WAS THE CEILING!?
If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!
“I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” Tony V.
I'm a dork, you're a dork, let's take over the world.
Good friends don't let you do bad things... Alone.
Things to do Today:
If you have inside jokes... with yourself... copy and paste this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this into your profile.
If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.
Never judge a book by its movie.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
If you solemly swear you are up to no good, copy this into your profile.
MOST of people on fanfiction believe that 98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the few people who knows that statistic is a huge exaggeration, copy and paste.
Music is like candy bars: You throw away the rappers.
Never get into an argument with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
If you've ever started something but didn't finish it, put this in your profile and maybe save time to go finish it. (I have WAY too many unfinished stories...)
If you narrate your thoughts in any recent voices you've heard, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE it's weird. Copy and paste if you agree.
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you were someone else? A particular someone, perhaps?
Have you ever imagined what you would be able to do if you were, say, Superman?
What would you be? Stay good or go evil?
Heck, if you had that much power, would you even stay sane?
I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I hijacked a rainbow and crashed into a pot of gold.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
All the different lines Minerva McGonagall has made Hogwarts students write:
"If Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout ‘TO THE BAT MOBILE!’"
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