Author has written 3 stories for Left 4 Dead, and Alan Wake.
Paste this into your bio if you're pro-child abuse.
I love to beat kids, I beat 'em all day
If you're a kid, get outta my way
Just kidding, c'mere so I can beat you some more
I'll beat in your ass with a metal oar
Little Jimson came home from school
and the little fucker didn't do what he was told
So I hit him once, I hit him twice
I yanked out his teeth and ground them to rice
I don't know how to rhyme this, but I ate the rice out of his disemboweled stomach.
Little Jenny started crying in Wal-Mart
Her mom didn't shut her up cuz she weren't two smart
So it was up to me, I knew what to do
I grabbed her by the hair and threw her from the roof.
What a gay fucking name
I raped him to death
CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE TO A VICTIMS OF THE HOLOCAUST IF YOU THINK THE HOLOCAUST WAS BAD AND SHOULD HAVE NEVER HAVE HAPPENED
END HITLER'S WRATH TODAY!
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT ALL THE MOVIES, GAMES, AND TV SHOWS I LIKE TO MAKE UP FOR MY LACK OF PERSONALITY! I'M SO DIFFERENT!
I'M SO RANDUM AND FUNNY I LIKE JELLYBEANS, LINKIN PARK, CALL ME CUPCAKE FISHY. I CAN BE A TOTAL BITCH OR YOUR BEST FRIEND, I BET YOU NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE. I'M SUCH A NERD. BIG BANG, MATH, AND SCREAMO I'M AN EDGY TEENAGER.
SMASHING - Nigel Thornberry