Author has written 22 stories for Lost Boys, Hey Arnold, My Babysitter's a Vampire, Oliver!, Parodies and Spoofs, and Newsies.
I am Sarah of the Tracy clan. Salutations.
I favorite things here. I read. Do I write fanfiction? Implied.
But, have fun looking at my bad profile!!
It's funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious!
Don't follow in my footsteps... I run into walls.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good...
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Suicide is Man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'
A day without sunshine is...night.
When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like heck.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that shiz up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh shiz, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
“God created the world; everything else is made in china.”
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and watch the world wonder how you did it
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
A friend is a person that knows u very well….. and likes u anyways.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most, live the longest.
OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO.
I’m out of my mind: feel free to leave a message.
Nobody ever died of laughter.
Laughter is a medicine with no side effects.
I want to die like my grandfather- asleep, not like the passengers in his car,who died screaming!
I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better.
In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like a chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory
Tonight's weather forecast: dark with continued darkness until dawn.
When I was 5 years old, my Mom always told me that Happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them that they didn't understand life.
Steph: Guns don’t kill people! People with mustaches kill people!
Sarah: So true, so true… wait, what does that say about my dad?!
Steph: Apparently he kills people.
Sarah: Wait…. He’s also a truck-driver. Oh my god, he runs over prostitutes!
I'm the shadow of the girl I used to be. Lost in the haze. Waiting to watch the sunrise. Hating the colorless hue that now fills my sky. But he's here, holding me, throwing up stars. I used to love the sun, but now I think I'm falling for the moon
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