ScullySayer
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Joined 08-17-02, id: 254287, Profile Updated: 06-07-11
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Stargate: SG-1, JAG, and X-Files.
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A Thoroughly Unwelcome Proposal by LD Little Dragon reviews
A post HBP twisted version of the 'WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge' fics: Snape gets caught by the Ministry's new law when a Weasley does a very, very bad thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,138 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Through Another Light by Anna Bastos reviews
Minerva is busy trying to follow her agenda and avoid Snape's portrait inquiries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
The Case of the Living Portrait by the real snape reviews
After the war, Harry insists on having Severus' portrait painted and put up in the Headmistress's office. However, the painting remains silent and unmoving. Minerva decides to investigate. What, exactly, did happen after the Trio left Snape in the Shrieking Shack? A Minerva McGonagall, Spinster Detective story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Catherine by Remainsofthe reviews
After Miss Kenton's death her daughter Catherine visits Stevens at Darlington Hall.
Remains of the Day - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,148 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Complete
Confessions by Betty BOKOR reviews
SamDaniel. Daniel and Vala are overheard as they talk about something very private. Sam feels very affected by it and decides to talk openly with Jack and Daniel once and for all.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,458 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 9/12/2006 - D. Jackson, S. Carter - Complete
Of Balls and Bedsheets by LinZE reviews
It all came out of an idea where in a twentysomething Ron gets very drunk and makes a complete ass of himself. The fancy dress and the SSMM came later... a fraction tongue in cheek
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,497 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Falling Past Friendship: Twelve Days at Christmas by aislara reviews
How do you know you've crossed the line between friends and 'more than friends?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,542 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - S. Carter, D. Jackson - Complete
Tasks by Hannah Catherine reviews
Set during PS SS, with implications for HBP, this story examines the question of why Snape saved Harry. Was it a simple life debt, or were darker, more sinister forces at work? One shot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Should Something Have Happened by Shadowed Heart reviews
From OotP: the night Minerva was injured from Severus' point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,488 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
The Confessions of Severus Snape by JuicyJuice reviews
Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts, and yet somehow life goes on for S. Snape. He turns to his diary in despair. We turn to his diary and laugh. A lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,857 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Obsession by a red burn reviews
A new student comes to NOU and find himself attracted to Miranda but soon this admiration becomes more than just a crush and he starts stalking her, causing them to believe he has some kind of dangerous obsession for her.
Mysterious Ways - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,124 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 5/17/2004
Hijack My Heart by Oriole Adams reviews
Niles proposes. Chapter 8 is now up, please R&R.
Nanny - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,847 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/23/2004 - Published: 9/1/2004
Beholder by Raindrops on Roses reviews
[Complete] Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Sam-Daniel.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2004 - S. Carter, D. Jackson - Complete
And Like A Lamb by Cranky Cauldron reviews
Post OotP. An appointment with her Healer opens a can of worms Minerva would rather not have opened, thank you very much!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,255 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
A Personal Favor by iamdragonrider reviews
Sam asks the guys for a favor. We’ve all been or will be in a similar situation of need. The men will cringe and sympathize, and the women will howl with laughter. Chapter 3 up. (COMPLETE)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 6/28/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Cow or Lama? by hyperpsychomaniac reviews
SG-1 gates to a new planet and discovers a strange animal with a Jamaican accent. CHAP 2 up! Cow and SG-1 go shopping. But letting them out of the SGC might not have been such a good idea...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2004 - Published: 10/13/2002
Stargate Big Brother 2003 by Ruthie reviews
It's day one in the Big Brother house. Jack and Martouf are already having a fight with a frozen cod. NOW COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,468 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 7/27/2003 - Complete
The Perfect Kodak Moment by JoLeigh reviews
An adventure of a pool, a camera, and SG-1! Mischievous looks ahoy! includes Alternate Ending
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,412 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/23/2003 - Published: 3/27/2003
Docet Minervam by The Reel Lifer reviews
Set during Harry's second year: McGonagall, Lockhart, and Snape in the staff room. Is Lockhart, for once, not completely oblivious? (Probably not.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Severus S.
Agricultural Practices by Ankhesenamun reviews
SG1 take on GMC's, fairies, drunken mobs and Steve Irwin, whilst Hammond goes in search for O'Neill's office.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,366 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/31/2003
Two in One by Jojo6 reviews
Heh. Shameless defense pod fic. S/J.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,020 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Published: 1/1/2003
Hell Hath No Fury by Remma reviews
Jack and Teal'c discuss their new teammate - any Jonas fans should turn back now, any fans of the REAL SG-1, enjoy
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/10/2002
Thrill Switch by Kiki Cabou reviews
Scully's in a tie. Doggett's in a skirt. Reyes is wearing a suit, and Mulder is wearing some big-ass heels. Has everyone at the Bureau lost their minds? No, it's just sensitivity training at the FBI --- Role Reversal Day.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,332 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/29/2002 - Published: 9/4/2002 - Complete
Mullet Afro by Agent Dalton reviews
Mouse pads. Ice Cream. Bon Jovi. Evil toasters. Mwahahahaa...
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/29/2001
The Incredible Experiment by Squeaky reviews
Xena, Austin Powers and others are tested to see if they can replace Shirley Feeney.
Laverne and Shirley - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/1999
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The Other Patronus reviews
This was the last thing Snape had expected. How long had he felt this way? DH compliant Snape/McGonagall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Those Three Little Words reviews
A person finds that saying those three little words are harder then it seems...
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5/11/2003 - J. Doggett, M. Reyes
Stupid, Stupid Gumby reviews
What *should* have happened when Mic asked Mac to marry him!
JAG - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/11/2003
Partners For Life reviews
Bikinis, rafts, cotton candy and Teal'c SCHEMING *gasp*!!! Jack/Sam? Naturally... *FINALLY COMPLETED!* Warning: Plenty-a-silliness! You have been warned!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,062 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/18/2003 - Published: 11/9/2002 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
My Weakness reviews
In the future, Harry has to confess his true feelings for the only girl he has ever loved before it might be too late.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/3/2002 - Published: 10/1/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.