Author has written 5 stories for Witch Hunter Robin, Avatar: Last Airbender, Legend of Korra, and Soul Eater.
I have observed that the purpose of this space is nonsensical rambling for the amusement of all who stumble into the general area. Who am I to argue with the mighty internet?
Age: Four and a half years.
Height: Somewhere under a foot.
Weight: Seven whole pounds.
Eyes: Golden-green and slit-pupiled.
Hobbies: Acrobatics, aerobics, yoga, jogging, nap time, cuddling and back-flips. Ooh, and feathers.
Profession: Being a cat.
Comments: Wait, was this supposed to be about me and not my cat?
Hobbies: D&D, RPing, video games, reading about feline psychology on the internet, wikiwalking, writing, plotting to take over the world, goth fashion, philosophy, discussion and debate (also; good-natured arguments and bickering), pyrotechnics, necromancy, chore-dodging. Anime and Manga as well. Plus what one might call a mild obsession with certain superheros. Oh, and cats.
Hobbits: Similar to hobbies. Only one letter away, in fact.
Insanity level at this moment: Apple hats.
Please put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn't know, they can also breathe fire. 93% of people won't post this, because they have already been eaten by dragons. 6% of people are sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers and the remaining 1% are awesome dragonslayers.
Sorry about the repostie-thing. Normally I hate them, but that one appealed to me.
Speaking of re-posts that I hate, there's one in particular that I think is stupid, and I shall snark at it, because I can. You probably know it. You may even have the great misfortune of having it on your profile. I find it to be contradictory and have noticed that it puts many things on par which aren't even close.
REPOST THIS IF YOU ARE AGAINST STEROTYPES! BOLD THE ONES THAT FIT YOU! BECAUSE NOTHING IS IMPORTANT IF IT'S NOT IN ALL CAPS!
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Of all the weight-related stereotypes, why pick this one? Is it so people who are 'gross' and 'fat' won't have to admit it on the internet? Or is it so that people who aren't can claim that they're skinny, because clearly only skinny people are beautiful?
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. Only idiots believe that being part of a subculture equals self-harm.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. See, comparing being black and being emo or skinny. Stupid.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. Do you have something against ditzes? I have known ditzy people who were nice and some who aren't, but their ditziness wasn't the deciding factor. Also, compare the 'bad' part of this stereotype to the one above. Being a ditz is the same as carrying a gun? Of cutting oneself? Or being anorexic?
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. There are negative stereotypes for all of the countries, as far as I can tell. But don't take my word for it, I'm just a fat, lazy, dumb american who eats burgers for every meal.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I thought it was the Chinese were known for this, or do they eat dogs?
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. There are far worse Asian stereotypes than this. Why complain about this when 'Five dolla, me love you long time' is still a stereotype?
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. AIDS; definitely on par with eating cat and being sexy.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I suspect this one is only here to make bitches feel less bitchy.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I have never encountered this sentiment. I have known people who shoved their beliefs (religious or otherwise) down my throat, but never have I found someone who accused me of doing so just because of my beliefs.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. Nah, that's the Nihilistic folks. And Hitler, can't forget Hitler.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. So religious, non-religious and atheists have all been covered? Check. Everyone has options!
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people, I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible, I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. And now we've covered all of the political stances anyone could ever take, right?
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. Are there no blacks, asians, mexicans or peeps of other descent down there? I'm not sure if this is racist or classist. And no northerners are white trash? As northern white trash, I take offence!
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. Clearly depression equals insanity, folks. Who the hell assumes this stuff? Of course, I know an OCD paranoid schizophrenic who's feelings you'd still hurt if you called him crazy, so why is any mental disorder pinned with this term at all? Are you any less crazy than my pal Eric, or any more? This 'stereotype' just seems like it's insulting those with more difficult or longer-lasting disorders than depression. That's not cool, guys. Not cool.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. Sure, I assume this of all guys, like my brothers, father, cousins, etc. Gross. Or my pastor, mentors, teachers and the like. Also, am I assuming it if I'm also a guy? Do all guys want to get into the pants of all other people, regardless of age, gender, relation or orientation? This stereotype really only seems to apply if you're in the same age bracket, not closely related and are available. I guess I can see how it could be frustrating then, but it's still poorly worded.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. Oh, we're back to the racism/nationalism? Okay. It'd be convenient if this list could at least stay on topic and be organised. You know, like a list.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. This is not what people assume of natives, at least not here in northern MN where there are tons of them. Really, I'd be more worried about the high drug rates, low employment rate, high crime rates, gangs, rapes, ect. Trust me, powwow is the last thing anyone will hold against you.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... Obviously. Also, cheer-leading is definitely the same as being of a particular race, and the prejudices you will be subjected to are no doubt on the same level.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. Are we talking about grinding here? Salsa? Ballroom dancing? The waltz? Break dancing? Hip-hop? If you dance when nobodies watching, does it still count?
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. Oh, yes. All who wears skirts are sluts. Especially those swanky nuns (I was going to say skanky, but spell check thought I meant swanky, and I thought that was hilarious). Devout Muslim ladies? Clearly sluts! And those dirty, dirty Amish women! Did you mean short skirts, I think you meant short skirts; miniskirts maybe?
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. Do you have something against goths and emos? Why are goth and emo on the 'bad things' side of this stereotype? Why do you wear black if you have something against goths, emos or any other subculture that has a fixation with black, or are against being mistaken for those people?
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. Why are we assuming that the white girl is anyone's girlfriend? Can't she be asexual, willingly single at this point of her life or already married?
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. That sounds boring. Who spends their spare time doing boring stuff?
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. Or, you know, married. Why is nobody on this list married? Also, how does someone who cares so little about you as to call you a slut find out you're a virgin in the first place? Why do you care about this person's opinion? Plus I'm pretty sure this only applies to females, as losing one's virginity is seen as some sort of right-of-passage in many male circles. Is this list really the place for bitching about the Madonna/Whore Complex?
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. No, it's when you slept with him and stole him from his wife and family that got you that title. Falling in love with someone should never blind you to the pain you'd cause by tearing up that person's family, no matter what your libido says. Falling in love and falling in lust are different things, and should be treated as such.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. Socks with sandals; as bad as having AIDS, sluttiness or sex tapes.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. Why are you complaining about this? I thought most guys wanted people to think this. Or, you know, had the self confidence and sense not to care.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! No, no. The Arabs already complained about this one.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. Again, why are you complaining? Why do you care so much about what other people think of you? Is your self confidence based on it? Are you just stupid? Does a stranger's random thoughts about your sex life really affect you at all?
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. Are we against introverts now?
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. What is a crazy color? Does the color take happy pills so it doesn't have to stay in the asylum?
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. Nope, that's the vegans.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. Or 'i' is on a sports team? Or a guy themself? Or in the military? Unless we're assuming that all guys fuck everyone, regardless of gender?
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. This list was made by a girl wasn't it? A teenage girl, I should think. She should've said either 'girl friends' or girls who are my friends'. 'Female freinds' would've worked too. Plus this is stupid.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. Yep, you exist for the sole purpose of shifting dirt, you hoe you. I think you meant 'ho', or perhaps you could've talked like a grown-up and actually said 'whore'.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. Don't be silly. You could also be a drug addict.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. Unless you like to wear polo shirts and simple jeans or slacks, then you're Joe Average. You're only a poseur if you dress like you're in a subculture or something, obviously. Or if you dress in clothes that you think are soopar koolz (probably the same sort that subculture folks wear) and if you shout "I WEAR WHAT I WHANNTZ TO!" when asked why you dress like that. I think the real reason you feel like a poser is because you don't wear what you really want. The polos are calling to you, whispering in your dreams.!!! It's just stupid to think that 'wearing what you want' only entails clothes that could get you called a poser (not that it doesn't entail them). I know people who genuinely enjoy wearing (dare I say it?) the dreaded polo. Flip flops, the horror! Pink skinny jeans, eeesh. Wearing all green. So one and so forth.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. Do you not want to be cool? 'Cuz that's cool and all, but... Again, why the fuck do you care? "Oh noez, they think I'm cool just 'cuz I'm russian! How dare they!" Really?
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. Oh? I thought this was just all white people, but whatevs.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. Are you against big butts? Do they offend you? Is it because you don't have one?
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. "Sigh, people think I'm pretty" Also, you are clearly not conceited; you're just posting this giant ugly wall of text to your profile that's all about you and your problems with other people's perceptions of you. Not even a little conceited.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. Nah, that's those nasty-wasty Jews from earlier.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. Again, not as bad as 'so I must have AIDS'. Really, this isn't that bad. Can you not just disprove them by working hard and being motivated?
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. What's wrong with liking llamas? I like llamas. Unless by 'like' you mean 'want to fuck', because I don't swing the bestiality. Still, if you did mean that, you should've said so, rather than saying 'like'.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. Pot won't solve your problems, dude. Also, given that pot is still illegal in most of the US, I'd say that they wouldn't be so wrong in thinking that.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. Someone's never seen Hey Ash Whacha Playin'. Also, for it to be a proper ellipsis it should have three periods; like so "...". Two periods just looks ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. What's wrong with fried chicken and kool-aid? 'Sides, I thought it was fried chicken and grape soda? Sheesh, internet drones, get your stereotypes right.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. You have something against Nymphomaniacs? Also, this is clearly from a girl's perspective again. Are there not bi guys? Do people assume that they think every girl they see is hot? I think no.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. Your stupidity amazes me. "Alas, people think I'm fat." If people can see you to know that you're eating lunch, they should be able to see whether or not you qualify as 'fat' according to their own definition thereof. And why do you care? Is your definition of beauty so limited as to only include girls within a certain weight category?
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. Or a jerkass, or a bitch, or you have a nasty STD. Or you're broke or something. Clearly, nobody is willing single. Or Asexual. That's just crazy talk. (Please note that I think this stereotype is stupid because of the implied 'nobody could be willingly single' thing that it, and society as a whole, shoves down your throat, not just because this is just on here to make unwillingly single people feel better about their lacking dating abilities.)
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. Again, not the worst stereotype about Asians. (Me love you long time.)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. Well, what with the intense media coverage of Wesboro (or however it's spelled) and the disagreeing-with-me-is-a-hate-crime attitude of the liberal lot, this would be on here.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. Mixed what? A mixed drink? Are you a martini? Oh, you mean mixed race? Or nationality? Or culture? Come on, spell it out properly or don't at all.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. Dirka Dirka Muhammad Jihad. Also this is the third "So I must be a terrorist". They need a new take on this whole "middle-eastern peoples who aren't Jews" thing.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. You mean band, the class or and actual band? I'm pretty sure being in a band makes you cool and playing an instrument allows you to be in a band, unless you play, for example, alto clarinet. Alas, I shall never be cool.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. Nope, he was a Hebrew/Jew. Why would you think that Black people would misalign his race any more or less than anyone else? ('Cause we all know that white people do this too. That famous picture of Jesus that everyone can near-instantly picture? White as white can be. Stupidly, unjewishly white.)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect This one doesn't even make sense. Damn those Mormons with their perfection and their holy underwear! Really? Mormons are perfect? This is news to me. I thought they were human.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black What's wrong with periods? Do you not like grammar? TOO BAD, IT'S THE LAW!
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. Wait, we're being sympathetic to goths now, because earlier being goth was bad with a capital 'GOTH'.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. Or a girl of any kind. I thought this was just a girl stereotype, well, a gay guy and girl one.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican. I had to google that to know what it meant, or at least what it means according to Urban.Dictionary.whatever. You might want to see to that by actually spelling out what you mean, bitch. Still, given that one of the 'related terms' was 'nigga'...
Phew. Now that that's over, we return to your regularly-scheduled programming.
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