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Joined 09-18-10, id: 2543258, Profile Updated: 06-26-13

Hey! My name's Jamborina, also known as Jam. I think its a combination of Jam (nickname from when I was little), jamboree (girl scout meeting), tamborine (fun shiny musical instrument), and ballerina (... No clue. I'm not a girly girl, though I do respect dancers.)

I'm a girl, if it wasn't obvious already. Somewhere between the ages of 10 and 20. Located on this planet, close to a wireless laptop. What I look like doesn't matter much here, but I do love Converse and combat boots. I can get random and hyper and I love books, fandoms, wit, science and tea. I hate rules and I can be an arrogant, aloof, over-intelligent, rude, sarcastic, moody, insensitive, lying, anti-social bitch sometimes... but I try not to be.

And I have a very open mind. So I'll read almost everything. And I mean everything. I don't like people who judge and hate without seeing both sides of the argument first. If it's not hurting you or anyone else, then I think you have the right to do it. So I do believe in change and chaos and imperfection being the Truth. I've never experienced love and I've never been kissed. This will change when Fate deems it so.

May your pen never run out of ink,

Jamborina

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Cops and Robbers by InkySpectacles reviews
"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,008 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Drown by Ordis reviews
Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 202,193 - Reviews: 3757 - Favs: 3,310 - Follows: 3,924 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Dreamers in the Shadows by EstelRaca reviews
Something marked them when they fell-something old, something inhuman, something patient. Nearly two centuries later, a group of college students try to fix the problems in their own world while being stalked across a dream battleground at night. It wouldn't be so bad if the dreams didn't come with a language, memories, and names... as well as frightening real-world effects.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 217,299 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Enjolras, Grantaire
Making the Cut by RegenesisX reviews
In a wager against Sephiroth, Genesis stubbornly tries to prove that there's talent somewhere inside that clumsy cadet.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,808 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
the william tell overture by thefireplanet reviews
Kíli nocks his bow and points it at his brother.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,959 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Kili, Fili - Complete
The Job by MaybeIfI reviews
Jack has an extremely delayed reaction to the revelation of his past. Traumatizing flashbacks fall under Pitch's job description, not Sandy's. And Bunnymund has a revelation of his own...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 122 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Um, What the Hell? by Klavieres reviews
So, Zack agreed to go back in time to change a few things, yeah? And usually, in all the numerous Time Travel fics, the actual time traveling turns out okay. Unfortunately for Zack, he's still kinda, you know, dead. So how the heck's that gonna help?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,611 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Zack F.
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 3318 - Favs: 4,153 - Follows: 2,316 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Trickster Interruptus by LulaMadison reviews
A short fic written for this prompt "The Avengers are fighting some foe that they're having a lot of trouble defeating, when all of a sudden Loki shows up & defeats the enemy with a snap of his fingers because he needs to talk to his brother"
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 103 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1888 - Favs: 2,864 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Boredom by OhJay reviews
Zack's suffering from extreme boredom and comes up with a list of 350 things he can do...This can only mean trouble for everyone else. Crack, NO YAOI! Implied ZackxAerith and CloudxTifa.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Zack F. - Complete
Crossing the Line by Ultra-Geek reviews
In which Merlin is bludgeoned, strangled, attacked, smothered, shot with glass, and tossed out a window, burned, whipped, stabbed, thrown down stairs, nearly drowned on dry land, and harpooned, and still manages to save Camelot from seven evil sorcerers.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 163 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Do We Not Bleed? by Decadent Meerkat reviews
A Slytherin student defends his House in the aftermath of the Battle of Hogwarts. Whither Slytherin in the Brave New Gryffindor World?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2011 - OC - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 195 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Matchmaker by Kitsune Moonstar reviews
AU. Being the Head of Research and the Dean of Student Affairs doesn't provide Kisuke Urahara and Yoruichi Shihoin with enough work, so they've taken on a project or two to keep themselves entertained.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 32,844 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Yoruichi S., K. Urahara - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5929 - Favs: 9,322 - Follows: 3,527 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Friends In High Places by LittleFairy78 reviews
Dean had imagined a lot of different scenarios about hell. But he hadn't quite imagined it to be like this. Especially he hadn't imagined so much paperwork to be involved...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,987 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Dean W. - Complete
This Army Life by Nicolle reviews
All is not quiet on the Wutai front, as Sephiroth and Zack do everything possible to screw off and not run a war.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 90,578 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Sephiroth
What About Me? by Sakura4eva reviews
Suigetsu was always ignored by her. It was Sasuke this, and Sasuke that. He laughed it off when he cried inside. Eventual SuiKari or SuiKa, One-sided SasuKari, hints of SasuSaku. One shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Suigetsu H., Karin U. - Complete
Warlords Fall the Hardest by HoukouNoSuno reviews
He dully realized he had only ever kissed her mouth, something he had an abrupt urge to change. Major SuiKa. :On hiatus till school lets out:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,724 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin U.
How Are We Still Alive? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
The Akatsuki have somehow arrived in La Jolla, California, into a house with a hyperactive goth, a timid girl, and a girl with a rather colorful vocabulary, what could go wrong? Or rather, what couldn't? Doesn't suck. Rated T for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,060 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
Rendezvous Point by firefly reviews
You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
It's Good To Be Alive! by Illusor Meaneld reviews
Vincent on a Motorcycle, Turks On Duty, No Pairings unless you count Yuffie's delusions, Potentially Cloud x Tifa, Cid x Shera Some people aren't as dead as they look, some Cloud Bashing, LITTERAL Reno bashing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,982 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Vincent V., Sephiroth - Complete
Special by Lady Ophelia reviews
At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 2,537 - Follows: 225 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
After the War by Aduro reviews
AU after 5th book Takes place at the final battle in 7th yr, then six years later. Englands in a depression, and Draco's returned to save the wizarding folk from economic collapse in Britain.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 150,271 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
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