Author has written 1 story for Inuyasha, and Yu Yu Hakusho.
Fav colors: purple, silver, blood red, black, and dark blue
Fav animals: dogs, cats, foxes, and snakes
Fav anime characters:
Inuyasha- Sesshomaru, Kagome, Shippo, Kirara, Miroku, Sango, Naraku(when he is good),Rin, Ah-Un, Kouga, Ayame, Bankotsu, Jakotsu, Midoriko
Naruto-Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura(when she is not being a physco fan-girl), Hinata, Kiba, Kakashi, Shikamaru, Ino,Itachi, Tsunade, Minato, Neji, Tenten, Lee, Garra, Tobi, Pein, Iruka, Kisame
Yu Yu Hakusho-Yusuke, Kurama, Hiei, Kuwabara, Koenma, Youko, Kuroune
Fruits Basket- Tohru, Momiji, Kyo, Yuki, Shigure, Akane, Hatori, Kagura, Haru
Full Metal Alchemist- Riza, Roy, Ed, Al, Envy, Wrath, Winry
Shugo Chara- Amu, Ikuto, Yoru, Utau, Kukai, Yaya, Nadeshiko, Ran, Miki, Sue, Ami
Fav Pairings: Let's just say that I have many and I feel too lazy to type them all out...
I was un-cool before un-cool was cool. -A sticker
Every time you call Al a robot. God kills a kitten. -FMA icon
They say curiosity killed the cat, but it was me. –Unknown
Screw you guys, I'm goin' home. -E. Cartman
I'm gonna go in my little corner and be emo now...
I loose IQ points when I talk to you... -unknown
"Computer games don't affect kids. I mean if Pacman affected our generation, we'd all run around in a dark room munching pills and listening to repetitive music."
"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."
"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
"Dying is just natures way of saying 'Hey! Your not alive anymore!'"
§ 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.
§ Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.
§ If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
§ If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
§ If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile
§ 'It's mind over matter I don't mind cause you don't matter.'
§ 'Just 'cause I'm standin' here doesn't mean I'm listening'
§ 'Curiosity killed the cat, but fulfillment brought it back'
§ ' A wise man once said, ' go ask a woman.' '
§ ' You're a failure at life... just go die...'
§ ' Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away... he hates that.'
§ ' When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in seven hells you did it.'
§ ' I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.'
§ ' I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!'
§ ' Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired.'
§ ' Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough.'
§ ' They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?'
§ ' Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?'
§ ' I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.'
§ ' Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey.'
§ ' Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.'
§ ' The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.'
§ ' I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.'
§ ' Loves a two-way street and I think your car just died.'
§ ' Saying I'm a bad guy is just a good guys opinion.'
§ 'Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body.'
§ '3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.'
§ 'The sun will come out tomorrow...or else it will be really cold.'
§ 'You know perfectly well what the rules are and you've erased them all and written up new ones.'
§ 'You live life right on the edge - maybe even over it - but with you and your friends you don't fall off.'
§ 'Better to die on your feet than live on your knees.'
§ 'Heaven didn't want me and Hell thinks I'll take over.'
§ 'Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.'
§ Don't follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls.
§ "You're not drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the Earth."
§ "Hey, Shippo, your village called, they said they're missing their idiot."
§ "I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt. And guess what's inside it?"
§ "Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."
§ "I'm not racist...I hate everyone equally."
§ "I can multitask...I can breath, talk, and annoy you at the same time."
§ "You loser."
§ 'When my mother is mad... she doesn't glare daggers, oh no... she glares pitch-forks!'
§ '(T.T) Oh God we've finally lost her...'
§ Yusuke dodged the leaves expertly, no stranger to deadly flora
§ 'Annoying the world one person at a time...'
§ "What is the point of life if it is just our fate to die."
§ 'I once shot a man just to watch him die...but I got distracted and missed it.'
§ 'If you put your laptop computer on your desk, why don't you put your desktop computer on your lap?'
§ 'When a cannibal goes on a diet do they stick to midgets?'
§ 'There is nothing scarier than your grandma telling you she's wearing a thong'
§ 'This is NARUTO time, meaning you SHUT UP and listen!'
§ 'I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.'
§ 'I have PMS and a handgun, any questions?'
§ 'yesterday someone broke my heart, today i broke their skull.'
§ "I'm not Crazy. I'm psychotic. There's a difference"
§ "when you're blue, a good friend will ask what's wrong. A true friend will try to dislodge what's chocking you."
§ "When you get thrown in jail, a good friend will come bail you out. A true friend will be in there with you going "Damn, we fed up."
§ "A good friend will help you up when you fall. A true friend will laugh at you and then trip you again."
§ "A good friend will keep you secrets when you ask them too. A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them.
"I didn't kill him... my knife just slipped."..."Ten times?"
"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver."
§ "There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over."
§ "My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time."
§ "You know you're crazy when you know the Men in white by name."
§ "COME SPARKLES, WE SHALL DESTROY CANADA"
§ "one by one the penguins slowly steal my sanity..."
§ " NO! I didn't stab him , I was carving a turkey and , he ran into my knife...10 times..."
§ When life hates you, and you hate life ATTACK THE MIMES!
§ Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.
§ Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you they don’t laugh.
§ Last night I played a blank tape at full blast, the mime next door when nuts.
§ If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile
§ A friend tries to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'
§ If you think Barney is a overgrown, gay, purple, extinct, baby singer, dinosaur and a crack addiect. Copy and past this on your profile
§ If you think that Itachi is the smexiest character in any anime whatsoever, copy this and paste it on to your profile.
§ If you think that all childrens' shows are gay, copy and paste this onto your profile.
§ If you have ever tripped over a bug, put this on your profile.
§ If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.
§ If you or someone you know has ever run through something (glass door, window, wall, ect) copy this to your profile.
§ If you enjoy glomping people from behind copy this to your profile.
§ If you have ever walked and all of a sudden ended up falling on your ass copy this to your profile.
§ If you have ever walked and all of a sudden ended up falling on your ass more then once copy this to your profile.
§ If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flame throwers at your command copy this onto your profile.
§ If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
§ If you think that Mickey mouse and his friends seriously went to a bar then copy this onto your profile.
§ SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.
§ If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile
§ If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile
§ For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I am a very easy opponent, I should practice more). Crazy is when you practice thumb wars. So if you're crazy, copy/paste this into your profile.
§ A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy/paste this into your profile. -Kudos to TrueThinker-
§ If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile.
§ There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.
§ If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.
§ if you hate Kikyo, copy this into your profile.
§ if you have ever thought of how Inuyasha would look if he fused with Sesshomaru, then sweatdropped and beat your head against something to get the image out, copy this into your profile.
§ if you have ever run into a telephone pole, copy this onto your profile.
§ if you have ever yelled something random in a large crowd of people, copy this onto your profile
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
How to tell a friend that is fake to one that is real
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say ‘RUN FREAK RUN!’
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through school/college.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say ‘its because your gay isn’t it?’
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!
Female Come Backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Man: I know how to please a woman
Man: I can tell you want me
Man: Hey baby, comming my way?
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Man: "I see you looking at me." Woman: "No, I'm looking at the guy behind you."
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
Girls, repost this as: Female Come Backs
You say pink
-I say black
-You say Paris Hilton
-I say ...EW...
-You say Zac Efron
-I say WTF...
-You say pop
-I say punk rock
-You say Jonas Brothers
-I say Evanescence
-You say happy
-I say pissed
-You say light
-I say dark
-You say life
-I say death
-You say I’m weird
-I say Hell Yea!!
If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Things To Do at Walmart When Your Bored
As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!"
Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax.
Go to the food court, buy a drink, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."
Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.
Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"
Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.
Play with the automatic doors.
Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.
"Re-alphabetize" the CD's.
Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.
Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bed department.
Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn't buy it there say, "Hm... I thought the customer was always right!"
Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics.
Try to hold up customers with the toy guns. See how much you can make.
Tune all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in Housewares and see what happens.
Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along.
When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.
While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
Things To Do In an Elevator When Bored
Shake the person's hand when he/she enter the lift.
Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!".
On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Leave a box between the doors.
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Lean against the button panel.
Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
Announce to the person stood next to you "I really need the toilet. Can I use your bag?"
Ask the other passengers "Wouldn't be great if this lift were to plumment to the floor, what do you think will happen?"
Pretend to get your leg stuck in the door as it closes
Without letting anyone see, press the emergency stop button. Act surprised and start talking to yourself "its ok, it wasnt your fault you killed your family. It was SATAN, damm you SATAN! DAMN YOU!!" Then press the stop button again and act as if nothing has happened.
Scratch yourself excessively saying "fucking headlice. They're all over me. I knew I shouldn't have played with that dog so much"
Pretend your are a repair man here to fix the lift. Wait untill its busy and tell everyone to get out of the lift. You get in, get your paper out and sit and relax
Start to talk about your sexlife. Tell them that all of your three children were concived in this very lift. And point and say "it was up against that wall"
Offer to polish their shoes. When they say no, tell them you need the money to feed your ten starving children back home in Estonia
Act surprised when it starts to move and say "THE GROUND IS FALLING!"
Let your mobile phone ring - don't answer it.
Walk into the lift and say "this reminds me of being burried alive. Ah those were the days"
On entering, ask the passengers "Will you be my fwiend?". Burst into tears if they say no.
Stop the lift and say "twenty years in prison for murdering the whole family, and I get stuck in a lift after being out for two hours. Just my luck!"
Pretend to be the pilot of the lift, speach into a headset "this is lift number 1, ready for decent to 1st floor. Waiting for permission to depart, over"
Announce in a computer like voice "this lift will self destruct in 5 4 3 2 ...oh heres my floor"
Take shoes off before entering, Look shocked and disgusted when the others dont
As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
Insist, the lift ride costs £2.50
Pretend to be a flight attendant (particularly affective if you are dressed like one), instruct the passengers on what to do in an emergency
Challenge the guy stood next to you to a "thumb war".
Explain your ideas of world domination to the wall.
Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "it is time..."
Pretend to see a spider, repeatedly and violently stamp on the floor while screaming "Die you bastard, die DIIEEE!"
Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
Dress up as a bellboy and ask them what floor they want and press the wrong one. When they try to correct you, spit,"are you trying to say i cant do my job?!'
Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
If you have ever acted so evilly and unpredictably random one moment then completely forget you did anything and your friends now believe that you have a bad case of short term memory loss, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
My Fav Song
mellow by spacekats
p.s it is an amazing song that makes you want to just get up and dance...Thats what i did...don't look at me that way...
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