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Joined 08-17-02, id: 254350
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter.

Name: Jordan

Age: 19

Sex: I have a profile pic, you should be able to figure this one out on your own.

Location: Louisiana

Hobbies: Writing, Singing, Reading

Contact: Aim S/N: BeefyBurritoMmmm

In Progress:

Fly On The Wall: My most important story right now. A planned twenty chapters, a very interesting story about what happens when jealousy is taken too far. Written in Ginny's POV in a light conversational tone. Should be updated almost every week an a half.

Love In Reverse: A Heavy rewrite of my fisrt foray into FanFiction. This is actually written in the POV of Harry, Ginny, Hermione, and Ron. Mostly about the four of them looking back on their twisted love lives, and how they came to be. This one will be updated slower than Fly On The Wall, which has first priority.

Finished:

Bad Fics: A fic about fics. What happens when Voldemort locks our four heros in a room together and forces them to read the bane of my existence?-Bad Fanfiction? Very bad things, trust me. This one is well worth the read if you have a sick sense of humor like me.

Of Love And Quaffles: Just a short that stemed from a line in "The Sisterhood of The Travelling Pants" If you've never read that, then you really don't deserve to live.

When Bad Fics Happen To Good People: Just a mockery of all things slash. One Shot.

Love Just Is: A very fluffy edit/alternate take on the first chapter of "Love In Reverse"

Currently On Hiatus (AKA Stories that are about I'm about to pull the plug on)

The Yo Yo Chronicles: I don't know why I even started this. More than likely it will be deleted from the database shortly.

Coming Soon:

Splinched:When one Ms. Hermione Granger is stuck between two people she loves, who will she choose?(I can't tell) Will one of her loves, give up on her, and move on to someone he can actually have? (Yes) Will Ron still be clueless? (Of Course)When you're like Hermione, you're stuck, you can't move forward, you can't move backwards, when you're like Hermione; you're Splinched.

Bad Fics 2: Return of the Mary Sue's and their author'sinability to write FanFiction: This title might be a tad too long actually, but whatever. This should be up soon, as soon as I think of a workable plot. This may contain the same charchters from last time, or it might be a different kind of continuation with other minor charachters in the lead roles. I might actually to both. I'm not sure.

Fly On The Wall 2 (Working Title): This doesn't actually have a plot yet, but as soon as the first one is fully posted I will begin on a sequel because I love this story to much not to do another one.

Hope you enjoyed all of that...I'm sure you didn't, whatever.

Just remember if you read anything below...please review!

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The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6657 - Favs: 3,692 - Follows: 2,472 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The World As We Knew It by Lady Alinor reviews
Destroy the Horcruxes—that’s Harry’s goal, until an Aperio throws him and two other unknown people into a world where the prophecy never existed, his parents and Sirius are alive, and Ginny went to Azkaban for opening the Chamber. Canon pairings, preDH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 60 - Words: 178,386 - Reviews: 2318 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Two Way Street by Emily3 reviews
Love is a two way street. Coincidentally, lack of love often goes both ways as well. HAIRSPRAY: superficial LinkAmber, LinkTracy, and AmberDuane.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
The Mary Sues Cometh by citygirl1116 reviews
A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P.
Life Goes On by DayDreamingMuggle reviews
Sequel to The Wedding. Post HBP. Harry and the gang's adventures of what would have been their 7th year. Lots of RHr HG fluff. Harry's birthday, Apparition exams, what should have been the start of school, but is the start of the adventure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,958 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Aren't Little Girls Made of Sugar and Spice? by Jagged Epiphany reviews
Tired of the cliched and overused couples? Then this story is for you! Post-Hog. Alicia Spinnet is tired of the twins setting her up till they set her up with...Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 95,014 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Harry P., Alicia S.
The Sisterhood's Third Summer by Starrgirl reviews
ALTERNATIVE 3RD SUMMER!NEW CHAPTER UP Lena and Carmen are heading for South Carolina, Bridget is flying to Australia and Tibby is running away to a NY film festival. Includes other characters: Paul, Brian, Eric. Maybe Kostos.Please R&R Rated for upcomming
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,398 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 1/14/2004
Certifiably Frightening by Grim and Mogget reviews
In which Zoe, esteemed writer of cliches, finds that Draco and Harry don't look like the actors (horrified gasp), Transfiguration is a HARD subject, and dreams about pudding are in no way prophetic. Sometimes you have to learn the hard way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,561 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/20/2006 - Published: 3/16/2005
Picture by tweeny-weeny reviews
I remember that picture, that picture, that day, after that night. The night my, admittedly less than perfect, world came crashing down. Sirius reflects on his wanted poster.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Sirius B.
Diary of a Red Head by Snowy Winter Tales reviews
Fifteen year old Ginny Weasley's diary, filled with embarrassing situations, sarcasm, and a lot of Harry Potters. She's not in love with him or anything. Honestly. [And it's won an award!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,061 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
To the Point of Tears by Queen Isolde reviews
[Discontinued] CH. 4! It was the hardest goodbye she ever had to make, and even then she couldn't run from her problems. Now, one mistake may lead to her death. From Ginny's POV following HBP. HarryGinny. Spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,670 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Need by opalish reviews
Beware: HBP spoilers and nonfluffy HarryGinny. Denial's just a river in Egypt, and she doesn't need him at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Sex and the City: Ginny Style by M.J. Lovegood reviews
My gravestone will read, “Here lies Ginny, had two great loves, and lots of shoes." Rated T just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/23/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Ginny W., Hermione G.
Her World, Contained to a Few Pages of Neat Script by Tari Seregon reviews
Ron is about to discover that Hermione's life is more than just books and a few letters to Krum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,929 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 3/8/2005
While you were sleeping by sillycucumber reviews
Harry wakes up from a seven year coma and finds things aren't as they used to be. A story of how Harry readjusts to his life and finds out who he is as a man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 218,535 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/9/2005 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Shades of Grey by CreativeQuill reviews
[COMPLETE] What secrets does Petunia Dursley have, and what will Dumbledore do when Harry turns seventeen, and he can no longer be told that he must stay in the Dursley household? And where do his feelings for Ginny fit in?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,422 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/9/2005 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2630 - Favs: 6,197 - Follows: 389 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
I Hope You Rot Your Teeth Out by Laura S'mora reviews
Ginny is determined to be over Harry Potter, and when he confesses his feelings for her she tries to dismiss them as passing infatuation. But how long can she hold out against fate? A piece of my juvenilia, posted as a testament of progress, I suppose.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Hermione Granger's Diary by angryoldmen reviews
This is getting quite pathetic, really. There are more wards on my secret stash of romance novels and seduction how-to guides than are on the entrance to my quarters." Chapter 10 is up. More World Cup, Hoorah!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,075 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Sleep My Little One by Mia Sedai reviews
Harry watches his daughter as she is falling asleep. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
When Fanfic Characters Attack by citygirl1116 reviews
They're OOC! They're badly written! They're having lots of sex! A baffled Harry Potter encounters a terrifying evil...the fanfic versions of his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 75 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P.
The Perks of Getting Knocked Up by Nicole11 reviews
What’s the best way to get a guy? According to Ginny, make him jealous, get pregnant, and reluctently leave him for someone else. HG Rating for sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,163 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/26/2004 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Hogwarts Pie by LavenderBrown reviews
COMPLETED! Epilogue added! Harry needs help...with women. Guess who comes along to help him out? Rated R for sex--lots of it--and language. HG pairing. FLUFF! Please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,907 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/9/2003 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Exposure by Tosca1390 reviews
The summer after Fifth Year is one filled with grief and confusion for Harry and Ginny. Includes towels, closets, and sins galore!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,306 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/19/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Lessons For Life by Caitlyn1 reviews
Eight years after Hogwarts, Harry recieves a letter from Dudley. What does he want? A bit of something for everyone! Now completed! *update* Changes have been made till chapter 21. Enjoy the new scenes!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,425 - Reviews: 1675 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 9/15/2002 - Published: 10/19/2000 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Britney Spears- Baby One More Time- HP Style by Sockie reviews
Just what the title says. my first song fic, please be nice. It might help if you listen to the cd while you read this fic, though, just to warn you, that cd gets on your nerves VERY easily....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/12/2001
Harry Potter Meets Britney Spears by New York City reviews
Wild spring break insanity
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2000
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Once Upon A Forced BabySitting Job reviews
Sometimes the most boring daily activities can lead to the most exciting things. Babysitting, and letter writing...and maybe, just maybe falling in love? Ginny hopes so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Fly On The Wall reviews
A view of the jealous world of a girl who is just trying to stake a claim on what is hers. The trials and tribulations of a Ginny gone wild.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,903 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Putting Harry First reviews
As I write my daily to do lists, he is always number one. I always put Harry before myself. It's how I've always been, and how I'll always be. Short drabble, HermioneRon
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Complete
Of Love and Quaffles reviews
Harry, you and me are just like this quaffle. I loved us when we were new and shiny, but I loved us dusty too. Harry and Ginny one shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Snow reviews
I wish I was in the arms of the man who loves me. But for now, I'd settle for just the snow Just a senseless GinnyHarry drabble. One Shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Love In Reverse reviews
I always assumed love would be simple, which is true falling in love was easy. Being in love was a piece of cake. Falling out of love was harder. Looking back on it all will be the worst. Eventual HG, HGR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
When Bad Fics Happen To Good People reviews
I do not like boys. I repeat, I do not like boys. Why must these people continue to torture me so? What happens when Harry finds out about the undoing of the fanfiction world, the terror that is slash. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bad Fics reviews
What happens when people stop being real, and start being locked up in a room and forced to read really bad fan fiction? Bad things, that's what. Very bad things. Final Chapter Up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,488 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Yo Yo Monologues reviews
A twisted romance between Harry and Ginny, turns Ginny into a woman posessed. Yet, she isn't something you can toy with. She is not a yoyo, and these are her monologues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Love Just Is reviews
Fluffy Edit from two chapters of my fic Looking Back On Love I really love these chapters HarryHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/23/2005 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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