Hana Kirima
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ShikaTema, SasuSaku, SaiIno, NejiTen and NaruHina!!!

Well, now you know what anime I ship! XD

Hi, I'm Hana (flower) Kirima (mist), 14 years old, somewhere between Italian and American! (I also have a Japanese aunt!) :) But I live in India, which is a pretty cool place.

Um... yeah. I'm your average teen. Tall, bad skin (haha!), plus light brown hair and blue eyes.

If you've got a problem with my pairings, you're welcome to leave.

I also like DBZ/DBGT, Toward the Terra, Romeo X Juliet, Bleach, One Piece, and Inuyasha!

Name: Hana Kirima

Age: 14

Anime: Naruto

Favorite Bands/Singers:

Bullet For My Valentine (Tears Don't Fall, Your Betrayal)

3 Days Grace (Never Too Late, I Hate Everything About You)

Nine Inch Nails (Hurt, Capital G)

Breaking Benjamin (So Cold, Firefly)

Adam Lambert (Whatya Want From Me, If I Had You)

Avril Lavigne (My Happy Ending, Innocence)

Maroon 5 (Wake Up Call, Misery)

Eminem (Beautiful, Without Me)

Nickelback (How You Remind Me, This Afternoon)

Simple Plan (No Love, Take My Hand)

Hollywood Undead (No. 5, My Black Dahlia)

Linkin Park (Cataclysm, Breaking the Habit)

Within Temptation (See Who I Am, Angels)

Evanescence (Everybody's Fool, Imaginary)

Green Day (American Idiot, Know Your Enemy)

30 Seconds To Mars (The Kill, Kings and Queens)

Paramore (crushcrushcrush, Misery Business)

Did I mention Bowling For Soup? Well, them too! ;)

Favorite Books:

Harry Potter Series [7] (J K Rowling)

Graceling (Kristin Cashore)

Ragwitch (Garth Nix)

Ghostgirl (Tonya Hurley)

Thief Lord (Cornelia Funke)

His Dark Materials Series [3] (Philip Pullman)

Vicky Angel (Jacqueline Wilson)

Skeleton Creek Series [2] (Patrick Carman)

Beautiful Creatures (forgot... :P)

Coraline (Neil Gaiman)

Pretty Little Liars Series [8] (Sara Shepard)

The School For Dangerous Girls (Eliot Schrefer)

Update:

I am becoming obsessed with Neon Genesis Evangelion. As in, I LOVE IT!!! I might write a Shinji/Asuka fic soon. As soon as I work up a good plot line. Probably my version of post-Third Impact events. I'll make everyone come back to life, and Asuka and Shinji can be together again!!! And Asuka will get to slap Rei, who in turn will kill Gendo or something, who will make Yui come back to life, who will fight with Ritsuko, who will become friends with Misato again, who will marry Kanji... I'm rambling too much, aren't I? Whoops. :)

Projects:

The High School Drama Queens (published, incomplete)

Possible Upcoming Stories:

Once I'm done with my current story, I'm going to start on a new one, so here are the summaries!

Hell at the Ski Resort - Tsunade decides the ninjas have had enough work so she ships them off to a ski resort. Yep, that's right: Temari, Tenten, Ino, Sakura, Hinata, Shikamaru, Neij, Kiba, Sasuke and Naruto all in the same house. With no chakra. It's going to be one helluva vacation... ShikaTema, NejiTen, KibaIno, SasuSaku and NaruHina

Wedding Plans - Suna loses a battle to Kiri and Temari finds herself being the bride-to-be to the future Mizukage. The only problem? She already has a boyfriend, and she has NO intention of getting married. ShikaTema

Forgive and Forget - Team Taka has finally surrendered to Konoha. Naruto is overjoyed at having his best friend back. Sasuke is readjusting to life in Konoha. And Sakura is trying to forgive Sasuke for breaking her heart again and again, until she realizes a break from the old life is just what she needs... except she ends up as a captive of Juugo, Suigetsu and Karin and totally depending on Sasuke to rescue her all over again. SasuSaku

Desperate Measures - Neji is engaged to some distant relative of his, and Tenten doesn't know what to do... but isn't that what a psycho sand princess, a delusive anorexic mind controller, a crazy pink-haired nurse and a spineless, obsessed heiress are for? Breaking up weddings and stuff? Unfortunately, no. But that doesn't really matter, does it? NejiTen

Memories of Imperfect Angels - Shinji's decision causes everyone to come back after the Third Impact, and it's the same shit all over again- NERV, the Angels, his father, Rei, Misato and of course Asuka. Except that NERV is after the ex-EVA pilots' memories, ones that can jeopardize the society's safety against SELEE. And now Shinji and Asuka are in danger of losing their minds. Again. Shinji/Asuka, maybe Rei/Kaoru.


Copy and paste if u're a high schooler!!

And the only thing that matters,
Is climbing up that social ladder
Still care about your hair and the car you drive
Doesn't matter if you're 16 or 35

Reese Witherspoon, she's the Prom Queen
Bill Gates, Captain of the chess team
Jack Black, the clown
Brad Pitt, the quarterback

Seen it all before
I want my money back!

The Whole (damn) World is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and (who's having sex)
Who's (in the club and who's on the drugs)
(And who's throwin up before they digest)

And you still don't have the right look
And you don't have the right friends
(And you still listen to the same shit you did back then)

HIGH SCHOOL NEVER ENDS!!!

Girls

are like apples

on trees. The bestones

are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree

FAKE FRIENDS: NEVER ASK FOR FOOD.
REAL FRIENDS: ARE THE REASON YOU HAVE NO FOOD.
FAKE FRIENDS: CALL YOUR PARENTS MR/MRS.
REAL FRIENDS: CALL YOUR PARENTS MUM/DAD
FAKE FRIENDS: NEVER SEEN YOU CRY.
REAL FRIENDS: CRY WITH YOU.
FAKE FRIENDS: HELP YOU UP WHEN YOU FALL.
REAL FRIENDS: LAUGH AND SAY "WALK MUCH!"
FAKE FRIENDS: BORROW YOUR STUFF FOR A FEW DAYS THEN GIVE IT BACK.
REAL FRIENDS: KEEP YOUR STUFF AS LONG THEY FORGET ITS YOURS.
FAKE FRIENDS: KNOW A FEW THINGS ABOUT YOU.
REAL FRIENDS: COULD WRITE A BOOK ABOUT YOU WITH DIRECT QUOTES FROM YOU.
FAKE FRIENDS: WILL LEAVE YOU BEHIND IF THAT IS WHAT THE CROWD IS DOING.
REAL FRIENDS: KNOCK OUT THE PEOPLE WHO LEFT YOU.
FAKE FRIENDS: WOULD KNOCK ON YOUR FRONT DOOR.
REAL FRIENDS: WALK RIGHT IN AND SAY "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRIENDS: ARE FOR AWHILE.
REAL FRIENDS: ARE FOR LIFE.
FAKE FRIENDS: WOULD IGNORE THIS.
REAL FRIENDS: WILL REPOST IT ON THERE PRESENTATION

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1.Temari-chan!!!

2.Deidara-chan!!! XD

3.Gaara!!

4.Shika!

5.Sasori

6.Itachi

7.Konan

8.Hidan

9.Kiba

10.Naruto

11.Karin

12.Suigetsu

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?
(Itachi/Karin) No… now, if I’d put Sasuke in there instead… XD

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
(Shikamaru) SMOKIN’ HOT!!!!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

(Suigetsu/Tenten) Neji would probably try to kill him. And then Sasuke would have to kill Neji… yay, another noob down!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
(Kiba) Plenty of Ino/Kiba in there, yes!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
(Deidara/Itachi) Totally! Best yaoi there is!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
(Sasori/Kiba vs Sasori/Naruto) uuuh… neither?

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
(Konan in on Deidara/Suigetsu) Probably go tell Pein… who’d then jump on her and have sex with her!!! XD

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
(Gaara/Naruto) Naruto thought he was so much better because he had 9 tails… well, Gaara was going to show him!

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
(Temari/Hidan) Nope. No fluff. More like hardcore, battle-filled fics. YAY!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
(Konan/Suigetsu) Petals in the Water

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
(Shikamaru/Temari) Not that he’d ever want to… they’d end up making out in the middle of the battlefield!

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three ht?
(Gaara) Psh. NO. All the OCs he’s put with are lame, all the Naruto girls he’s put with are annoying, so it’s better to read Gaara-yaoi.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
(Karin) Not really, she’s not the most loved character ever, is she?

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
(Deidara/Shikamaru/Sasori) No, but now that I think about it, that’s one pretty hot threesome…

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
(Naruto) RAMEN NOODLES!!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
(Hidan) Getting Away With Murder, by Papa Roach. Or maybe Porn Star Dancin’…

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
(Temari/Itachi/Suigetsu) WARNING: May contain sexy moments between sand princess and a very alluring Uchiha-clan member, obsession with yoghurt and general randomness regarding Sasuke Uchiha.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
(Naruto/Deidara) “Hey sexy, wanna blow up stuff?”

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
(Karin, Deidara/Hidan) “The explosion-addict with the holy sacrifice obsessed dude… what next??”

20) How emo is Seven?
Not emo, just… I don’t know, quiet?

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The High School Chronicles by LolaAtkinburg reviews
AU. Sakura, Hinata, Ino, Tenten and Temari. High School. This is where the drama starts. Rated for language. ShikaTema, NaruHina, SasuSaku, NejiTen, SaiIno, KakaAnko and SuiKa (in later chapters).
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 279,500 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Asylum Kids by Randomonium reviews
PLEAD INSANITY: Instead of prison, you get hell. At least the company is entertaining. ShikaTema; AU; rated because of language and imagery.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,904 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Oh My by Iroka reviews
Ino and Temari finally feud over Shikamaru, but it turns into something a little more...Parody orgy IN A HOT TUB! Perverted Kakashi, vengeful Itachi, Priest Gaara, possessed Chouji. And to top things off: what the hell did Shino and Temari do to Itachi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,164 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Ino Y., Temari - Complete
A Stupid Excuse for a Fairy Tale by TaintedMoonlight reviews
Princes aren’t real, but demons are; kingdoms fall, but others are discovered. The heroine shines and everyone else dulls. Modern day fairy tales are hard to come across and this one isn’t one at all. --AU--
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,954 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
A Nameless Fic Because Shikamaru Said So by Oh Dee reviews
Shikamaru thinks high school is troublesome enough without a foreign exchange student. Temari thinks hell is bad enough without a pineapple haired lazy ass. Funny how things work out. ShikaTema AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,858 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete