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"I want go to outer space. I don't want to be an astronaut; if that what your thinking. I want to be one of those people in star wars and hit people with a lightsavor!"
"Evil beware, we have waffles..."-(Raven)
im so wierd."Let's eat Grandpa!"/"Let's eat ,Grandpa!"
You hit the titan lord with a blue plastic hair brush
Lady Gaga taught me its ok to be different.
"Braccas meas vescimini!" I yelled.I wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant 'Eat my pants!'"--Percy Jackson
I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like "Huh? What the hell is this?" but if it's in a fruit basket you're like "This is nice!"
"If at First you don't Succeed, DESTROY all evidence!"-Travis and Connor Stoll
Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.
"Something was wrong with Luke," Annabeth muttered, poking at the fire with her knife. "Did you notice the way he was acting?"
"He looked pretty pleased to me," I said. "Like he'd spent a nice day torturing heroes."
"That's not true! There was something wrong with him. He looked...nervous. He told his monsters to spare me. He wanted to tell me something."
"Probably, 'Hi, Annabeth! Sit here with me and watch while I tear your friends apart. It'll be fun!'
"We only came close to dying six or seven times, which i thought was pretty good. Once, I lst my grip and found myself dangling by one hand from a ledge fifty feet above the rocky surf. But I found another handhold and kept climbing. A minute later Annabeth hit a slippery patch of moss and her foot slipped. Fortunately, she found something else to put it against. Unfortunately, that something was my face.
"Can you surf really well, then?"
He went on asking questions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)
"You were stalking him,weren't you?"
"Whoever said that nothing was impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door."
when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.
"May the speed force be with you"
“Leave you might get sick”
“Don’t worry I’m a doctor”
Because being a doctor solves everything.
"really Uncle Barry... There was this HUGE bat. It TOLD us to get the cookies. I would never lie about cookies!"- my avatar picture of wally/kid flash and dick/robin
You don't love kid flash, Robin, Percy Jackson, Nico de Angelo, Leo Valtez, and ME ... Get out of here n big meanie
"Forget finding Mr.Perfect.I'm still searching for Waldo."
I don’t have ADHD, I just can’t focus on anything for more than 5 sec-- ah crap my homework!
“Yours in demigodishness and all that. Peace out." -Leo Valdez
“You're a stalker with hooves." Percy Jackson
"I'm fourteen. I don't really care." Danny Fenton
Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear bright until they speak.
98% of teenagers can walk normally without running into walls; I’m one of the 2% that can't.
If a stalker is stalking a stalker, and that stalker is talking the stalker that is stalking him, where are they going?!?!?!???
"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."
Hey! I know you! Remember the time that you tried to kill me? And how we laughed, well... you laughed, I called 911 to help me stick my kidney back in.
“Hey I’m looking for an idiot that has green eyes and black hair.” “Aren’t we all?
"We are all procrastinating on something, like dying." "What about the dead?" "They are procrastinating on living."
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