HamAndCheese
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Joined 09-19-10, id: 2544177, Profile Updated: 09-01-14
Author has written 8 stories for Newsies, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Black Sheep Squadron/Baa Baa Black Sheep.

Hiya, I'm Alley Cat, or HamAndCheese. I'm a young college student from Southern California, studying Psychology. I enjoy the beach, tea, "classic" books and not-so-classic books, war movies, war history, planes, and war psychology, as well as feathers,red lipstick, victory rolls, road trips, going barefoot, and plants. I promise I'm nice, and I'd be happy to just chat or beta for you if you need it. Just drop me a line or two to make sure I have time to help you out!

See you all around, and please enjoy! :)

-HamAndCheese

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Hero by HoistTheColours reviews
Sometimes he'll play the hero. Just for fun.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,499 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 10/12/2020 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Joker
Only the Lonely by Barcardivodka reviews
Chapter 5: Hurt while on a mission, Napoleon is forced to recuperate in the care of Illya's elderly neighbours..
Man From U.N.C.L.E. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,467 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/8/2016 - Published: 11/9/2015 - Illya K., Napoleon S. - Complete
Pappy Meets a Lady Pilot by Becks1964 reviews
What happens when Greg Boyington meets a female pilot? Has he met his match? This is my first try let me know what you think. And thanks for HamandCheese giving the courage to do this! And these few paragraphs are just a teaser! I've changed this around a bit and corrected a few errors thanks to my beta reader, HamandCheese Let me know what you think. I couldn't upload my changes!
Black Sheep Squadron/Baa Baa Black Sheep - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 9/4/2014
Morning Dove by Butterflywriter reviews
Vivienne met a boy on the way over from England that pulled her out of silence and into the would of music. Can she find him once again in the city of New York? Or will the fact that he is the King of Brooklyn change things?
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,775 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Spot C. - Complete
I Can't Give You Anything But Love by Dinosaur Barbecue reviews
Gangsters, magic, & moonshine abounds as one man makes a deal with a high-spirited girl who just might be his ticket out of New York. She turns his precarious world on its head, and the secrets they are both hiding threaten to change their lives forever.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,138 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Eugene F./Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
The Man Cold by Rosebud5 reviews
Eugene Fitzhurbert has come down with a cold. But not just any cold. This is the dreaded Man Cold that makes the strongest men whiny, pathetic babies. How will Rapunzel deal with her new hubby's moaning and groaning and, mainly, pathetic whining? One-shot
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Eugene F./Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Brooklyn's Moon by MiniSouris reviews
Barbie is just trying to deal with the normal ups and downs of teenager-dom. She is reasonably normal until she gets thrust into a life when you end the day with a dollar and a black eye. Extra! Extra! Keep reading!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,883 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Spot C.
Baby, Oh Baby! by Rosebud5 reviews
When Mush brings home a baby off the street, none of the Newsies know exactly what they are getting themselves into by keeping it. And when the baby decides it ONLY likes Jack...and his bandanna...everything manages to go downhill. No slash, violence, etc
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,114 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Jack K., Mush - Complete
Last Kiss by Butterflywriter reviews
What happens when the Queen has a last kiss? Oneshot
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Spot C. - Complete
Winning by Joker is Poker with a J reviews
It would be the day that she swore off men that she met one that she might actually like. One-shot Even though it's a really long one.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Racetrack H., Spot C. - Complete
What My Mother Called Me by Rosebud5 reviews
"They also call me Jack Kelly, which is what my mother called me." As a little boy, Francis Sullivan is closer to his mother, Kelly, than anyone in the world. And his favorite story she tells him is about a cowboy named Jack, who he wants to be just like.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Jack K. - Complete
His Last Cigarette by stress reviews
Jack Kelly finally made it to Santa Fe. He never should've left New York.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Jack K. - Complete
The Birth of Spot Conlon by nevadanewsie reviews
How exactly did Spot get his name?
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Spot C.
Song of the South by Awkward.Quail reviews
Jack, Spot, Racetrack, Mush, and Kid Blink travel forward in time to present day. Hilarity ensues. Won 2nd place for funniest in NYNA!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,593 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Spot C., Jack K.
My Hair! by Austra reviews
Cocky's forgotten to take care of her hair. Again. This time, though, she decides she's had enough of her troublesome locks. She and Racetrack take care of it for once and for all. Oneshot. No connection to my other stories. R&R!
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Racetrack H., Mush - Complete
Be Like That by Relic reviews
Lillian Rembrandt, average girl extraordinaire, has six best friends, each one apparently more beautiful and special with a more wonderful boyfriend than the last. But in a city of smoke and mirrors, who can say what's real? Or what's most valuable?
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,921 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Spot C., Racetrack H.
Don't read :! by gloomleader reviews
Spot Conlon's life told in flashbacks as he is interviewed by his teenage neighbor
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Spot C.
Waking Up is Hard to Do by Rosebud5 reviews
Even the great Jack Kelly is not a morning person...And that's an understatement. No slash, violence, profanity, etc.
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Jack K., Kloppman - Complete
Angel by de.la.esperanza reviews
Every day Mush prayed for his angel, for someone he could love. "I just saw an angel being carried away by the devil.""So get her back.""I will even if it kills me." NYNA competition.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Mush
Make Peace & Create Evil by tonygirl reviews
Anyone who knows a pilot - especially a Marine pilot - knows they invented the word 'arrogant.' But, sometimes, you have to look past all the bull. OC, although I doubt very many know who the REAL characters are. Rated T, mainly for language
Black Sheep Squadron/Baa Baa Black Sheep - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 90,330 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Complete
Shoeless by Arlene2 reviews
“Blink stabbed you in the foot?” [One-shot]
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Mush, Kid Blink - Complete
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Poor Little Lamb (Archived) reviews
Hutch's sister gets assigned to ferry planes around the South Pacific as a WASP. The Black Sheep aren't quite sure what to do with a female pilot, and she would rather have nothing to do with the cocky male pilots. In a time of war, though, can the pilots learn to live with her, or will they alienate her, and their mechanic too? (Archived, Updated Version in the works)
Black Sheep Squadron/Baa Baa Black Sheep - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,582 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Complete
My Jolly Sailor Bold reviews
Despite not being a sailor, Philip finds himself pressed into the service of an unusual captain. The captain hides a great secret, but maybe Philip understands better than he thinks.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Philip - Complete
Lucky Angel reviews
All Mush ever wanted was an angel of his very own.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,810 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Mush - Complete
Rebel Rebel reviews
Jack meets his match in a fiery redhead. Songfic.T for safety.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Jack K. - Complete
Forever Mine reviews
She couldn't have him in life, but she would have him in death... forever.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Jack K., Sarah J. - Complete
Times Change reviews
Charlotte is a young aspiring actress from New York. On the final night of a show called "Newsies," an accident befalls Charlotte and she finds herself waking up in New York, but the New York of over a century ago. T for safety.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,374 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Jack K., Spot C. - Complete
The Perfect Date reviews
Spot wants to take Dove out for the perfect date for her birthday. Written for Butterflywriter's birthday!
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Spot C. - Complete
Momma, Please Don't Go reviews
The world of dreams is a scary, lonely place.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Spot C. - Complete