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Author has written 31 stories for Ranma, Evangelion, Misc. Anime/Manga, Sailor Moon, Love Hina, Anime X-overs, Dungeon Keeper, Excel Saga, Silent Hill, Matrix, X-overs, and Naruto.

I am a fan of various games, anime and such. This gets into a lot of my works. Peh. Like anyone'll read this. Frooty purple toad gooble! See? This'll be up for months and no one'll see it.
Note to everyone: Due to the Fanfiction.net ban on NC-17 stories, I'll place any chapters that do have such things on my homepage without any editing. Edited chapters will appear on .

Furthermore, a lot more of my fanfics that I've tossed out to TFF, mostly weird crackfics and the like, will be joining DKR on my website, while my older works get archived.

Oh, and for those asking, yes, I am akun50 on the TFF.

-Recently, Yahoo decided to axe all of their Geocities pages. Don't ask me why, but I suppose it had to come some time. Everything from that site has been saved, I just need to find a new place to put it. I'd use this place, but they're not allowing NC-17 works anymore (at least not officially, since a number of people over TFF have remarked at seeing plenty of Yaoi and M-Preg fanfics that have been reported and yet still remain)

Fanfiction Updates: So, what the hell, man? Why no updates?

Sadly, I wish I could say "I've got tons of stuff, I just haven't updated here."

Truth is, my muse is like the worst possible girlfriend. Constantly giving me ideas and such when I don't have any free time and then ignoring me when I've got all the time in the world. Really, it's a bad relationship and I wish I could quit this muse, but unfortunately, she's the only muse I got.

That and Fanfiction.net's not exactly on my priority list anymore.

You'll also note that I've tossed a lot more "Complete"s on my older stories. My apologies for not doing so earlier.

So, what's going on? Here's a comprehensive list:

Dungeon Keeper Sailor Moon: Officially Stalled. I've got ideas, but I'm struggling to go forward. I probably also have to go back and revise all chapters if I can get back onto this story. See, the thing is that, if you go too far in the Sailor Moon canon, Sailor Moon becomes like an orbital laser. Go too far back and she's simply not powerful enough to win. And when she's powerful, she's not very good at the smaller stuff.

I recall someone likening the "Maboroshi no Guinzuishou" or "Imperial Silver Crystal" to a brick, which is quite apt.

There's also the fact that Usagi would need a lot of time and preparations to get used to the fundamental fact that not only are most of earth's defenses useless (or at least extremely inefficient and probably self-defeating) at dealing with the cadre of weapons and units that Dungeon Keeper Ian is going to bring into fights, but there's no real way to bring him down without becoming Queen of Earth. And by that time, would she really be that different from Ian?

There's also the fact that I'd started to introduce ideas that I've since decided against, mostly the various allies I was going to bring up to aid the Senshi.

If someone else wants to pick this story up, I will state here that I'm all for it.

Dungeon Keeper Ukyou: Officially Stalled. I REALLY want to continue this story, but like Dungeon Keeper Sailor Moon, I'm struggling with the way forward. See, I intended DK Ukyou to be a lot darker and dip more into the "SEXY TIMES" than DK Ranma, as Ukyou has no strictly defined moral obligations, nor the same type of honor code that Ranma runs by. There's also the fact that the Mistresses aren't being held back by Ukyou's morality, so it's mostly business as usual, with the exception of the various named knights I'd introduced. They're "interesting", if you get my drift.

No, I'm not talking about Tokyo Drifting.

Anyway, Dungeon Keeper Ukyou's also in a land that's more fraught with contemptible people and I've found myself struggling to get there. See, I've got a problem writing bad guys, as the more vile I make them, the more I want to immediately have them kicked in the balls and/or face until bones shatter. And Lord Ronin (level 11, the AFK lord who'd already died and lost his keep to evil) was going to be a very VILE man.

Ironically enough, he was also going to be the last of the worst of the Lords, but getting TO him is/was the issue.

Akane Revised: Complete as far as this version. The part in the ending with Hotaru and Cerl was to spur a cross-dimension adventure that I've completely dropped.

Ironically, I want to revise this story. You see, when I first began this story, the idea was less to bash Akane and more to develop her into a person willing to adapt and possibly get up to the Ranma 1/2 standards. Akane, in my opinion, has willfully fallen behind and by the time the Kurumi and Natsumi come along, has virtually lost any drive to be a martial artist (yet, she's fully willing to demand the respect she believes martial artists deserve). In terms of Nerima, she's fully at the bottom of the barrel once Ukyou comes along and rarely afterward shows the drive necessary to catch up. And then immediately loses that drive once the arc ends.

This frustrates me.

What was probably overly convoluting things was the fact that I wanted the "real" Akane to not only come back, but also to see how much better she could be. This was intended less to bash Akane and more to give her an impetus to actually change for the better. But see, one of the things that I've since thought of was that she might not have been the "real" Akane, but rather a WORSE Akane.

I'll come back to the overall idea, but it'll be a different story and I'll be setting up for a completely different person and circumstance.

Excel Saga Variation: Complete as far as I'm going to take it. I was writing this with a friend/co-worker who ended up moving across the country and I don't feel right continuing without her input.

Anime Dungeon Keeper: Complete as far as I'm going to take it. Was going to be a crack crossover fic, but I knew I wasn't going to follow this up when I stalled on DK Ukyou and DK SM.

Cerl Descending: Complete as far as I'm going to take it. I wish I could go back and punch myself in the (MESSAGE REDACTED) for writing this. Looking back, I had no REAL ideas in place for this story when I began to write it and it shows. I'd take it down, except I still find the omakes I produced hilarious (and I kinda hope you do too) and at the very least, I'm hoping someone will take this as a "Writing 101" on what NOT to do with a horror story. Also, I wanted to apologize for being a complete ass about the fact that no one was interested in my horror fixation.

In fact, I believe I owe you guys a deeper explanation for why this fanfic even exists. Originally, I was going to reveal Cerl's backstory through this fanfic. Cerl, if you've read Akane Revised, was due a wish and had godly contacts (albeit not in the way one might think as it was very "don't call us, we'll call you"). So, I started toying with the idea of the cult of Silent Hill finding out about this through a ritual of revelation (i.e. the same way they'd been finding Alessa and their other victims) and deciding to lure her there to manipulate her into resurrecting their god.

Another idea was that not all of the monsters were actually figments of the imagination. There was someone or something actually going around mutilating people and using the energy of Silent Hill to see what the limitations of "living" were.

Also the big reveal was that Cheryl (a different one, not Harry's daughter) was going to be one of Cerl's relatives. I was unsure if I was going to do something trite like have Cheryl kill off Cerl's family to give Cerl impetus to murder her in return or just make her a flatout fanatical lunatic, who wanted to see a god born. Cheryl was more than willing to be the guiding hand for Cerl, even if she was doomed to die horribly (much like Claudia, only sans any real sympathy towards Cerl).

Overall, the story was intended to reveal Cerl's various issues and essentially bring her down from the Mary Sue-ish status she had in Akane Revised.

But I was doing a crappy job of all of that.

Comedians like myself (but, obviously, not all comedians) have a desire to really affect an audience. And sometimes, making you guys (or myself) laugh isn't enough. And sadly, you had to deal with a crappy fanfic where I wasn't really giving the story the proper treatment it deserved as I was trying to be too mysterious and ended up just being confusing. If I ever return to this idea, I will endeavor to give it and you guys something better than this turdfest.

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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15980 - Favs: 25,083 - Follows: 21,933 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 19629 - Favs: 11,428 - Follows: 8,706 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Key Through the Heart by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 225,007 - Reviews: 2051 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 3/22/2007
Honor among Thieves by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Updated! Enter Annabelle, the half-Dementor. Yeah, you heard right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 93,652 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006
Where Loyalties Lie by Weiila reviews
In a cruel, violent world, you must choose companions carefully, lest you get a nasty surprise when you least want it. The orcish shaman Dor'ash knows this well, and yet he made friends with the Forsaken mage Sarah. But who knows what an undead thinks?
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,896 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Orc, Forsaken - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 271 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Things Left Unwritten by DB Sommer reviews
An unexpected crossover as L dies at Light's hands but discovers death isn't quite the way he thought it would be.
Crossover - Death Note & Gantz - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6/2008 - L - Complete
My Gilded Life by Skysaber reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart. The one person in the books who was there at a pivotal moment and could have made a difference but was utterly unable to. Until a dimension traveler took over his position.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 117,892 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
The Savant by legacyZero reviews
[AU] An attack on a young Naruto leaves his mind completely shattered, causing him to become semi autistic. However, while he may have lost something very important, he may also have gained something which may well outweigh the cost...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 103,667 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 2,280 - Follows: 2,290 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Naruto U.
Warcraft: A True Story That Never Happened by Rowan Seven reviews
[Cenarion Circle Server] Members of the Freelancers guild learn that there are some quests they'd be better off not accepting.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,916 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Twenty Unknown Secrets of Maito Gai by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Everyone has secrets. Gai is just good at keeping his. Second in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 238 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gai M., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 4,340 - Follows: 590 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Full Bloom by Random1377 reviews
Sakura notices something odd in the mirror, and since her mother seems hesitant to explain what's going on, she decides to find her own answers...but is she ready for the truth? First place winner in the 2006 Great Heaven and Earth Fanfiction Contest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 214 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 293 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
With the Heart and Underwear of Fire by Diamond Avatar reviews
Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,004 - Reviews: 1380 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Konoha Ninja News by JFalcon reviews
Five years after Time Skip the gang is lacking money and decides to throw together a news show, poor Kiba gets to be the anchorman. Shikamaru with weather, Ino with fashion, Lee with sports, and Naruto with an important announcement!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,385 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Kiba I.
Married With Princess by Hawk reviews
Prince Su Keitaro? What's this? Hinata Sou is an embassy because of the Princess living there? Making it foreign soil? Soil in which a certain law states that living under the same roof with a woman for a year means that you're married? Poor Keitaro!
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,738 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 2/1/2004
The Rival by Jade R. Raven reviews
A parody of 'The Raven' from Kakashi's point of view.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 4,630 - Follows: 1,037 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
Silent Hill: Praying in Vain by hauntedheadnc reviews
Augusta Jackson would go through Hell itself to atone for the gravest sin of all...
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 136,357 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 2/8/2004
Foxhound by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Discontinued. After his training with Jiraiya is interrupted by an Akatsuki attack, Naruto makes a dangerous gamble with the Kyuubi in order to survive. AU after manga 238.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 239,130 - Reviews: 1898 - Favs: 2,819 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Those Who Hunt Death Eaters by Ruskbyte reviews
A spell of tremendous power was interrupted. It's up to Harry, Ginny and Ron to find the missing spell fragments and reassemble them. With help from a now canine Hermione and a possessed Firebolt, what could go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 77 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Harry P.
Summer Technology by Icarusy reviews
In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Irrefutable Truth by Justin Valentine reviews
It's- it's over... it's all over... (Thank you to EVERYONE who read this story, you guys were the ones who encouraged me throughout and without the positive feedback I probably never would have finished this.)
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 89,101 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/23/2004 - Published: 11/28/2003
Azumanga Royale by DB Sommer reviews
Come on, you knew someone had to do it. It's an AzumangaBattle Royale fusion. Luckily, this one is a parody and not meant to be taken seriously
Crossover - Azumanga Daioh & Battle Royale - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,558 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Complete
Melody Of The Underground Passage by Jack of the Pelt reviews
Heather is a young girl trapped in an terrifying nightmare. She must escape, but only if she can stop giggling…
Silent Hill - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Complete
Hell is for Neji by Pierrot twixt Columbine reviews
Spoilers for Naruto Manga! Hyuuga Neji is a prodigy, the 1 rookie of Konoha. He has survived the academy, deadly missions, a battle with Naruto, and even a battle with a Jonin. But can he survive his teammates?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/16/2003
A Fistful Of Omake by metroanime reviews
just various omake that i've used, seperated here for those who just want a quick laugh or maybe write a continuance.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,632 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/24/2003 - Published: 1/20/2002
The Replacement Excels by DB Sommer reviews
A parody of Fusions featuring the cast of Love Hina trying to find a suitable replacement for Excel
Crossover - Love Hina & Excel Saga - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,337 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2003 - Complete
Across Honour by Bjorn C reviews
A Ranma 12 Excel Saga crossover.
Excel Saga - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,042 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2002 - Complete
The Tip by Dr. Seth reviews
Rob is a simple delivery driver for Pizza Hell, but he crosses the wrong customer.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/5/2001
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Dungeon Keeper Ranma reviews
Ranma Saotome was thrown from his home dimension into the world of Dungeon Keeper 2. Now, he must build an army and conquer the kingdom before he can go home. But how much will he change?
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,194 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Complete
Sasuke Saves Everyone reviews
Finally, the story at its original end! See how things were supposed to turn out! And if you believe this really is the original ending, I have a Bridge in Grass Country to sell you...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Bad First Impressions reviews
Ten year old Sasuke interupts a white haired middle aged man peeping on some girls. He soon finds that perverts are some of the worst people to tick off.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Jiraiya - Complete
Naruto Tsunade: Obaachan No More reviews
Shortly after the Godaime Arc, someone decides that Tsunade needs to stick around a bit longer than she normally would. Updated to fix the format.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Tsunade S., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Terror Strikes reviews
When Kakashi needs to leave on an ANBU mission, he doesn't want Team 7 to simply lay about with the Chuunin Exams coming up, so he pays a Jonin to take over while he's away.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Complete
Sasuke's Retirement reviews
Sasuke shocks everyone by retiring from Team 7.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Aqua Teen Hunger Force reviews
A short drabble. Read it with the caution that you cannot unread it.
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Complete
Something Different reviews
A collection of stories that have little or nothing to do with each other. Read with the caution that if you kick Bowser in the Planters, the economy will not improve and the concept behind Phone Booth will still suck.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Complete
Cerl Descending Outtakes
If you read Silent Hill 5: Cerl Interferes and Cerl Descending, and wished the humor from the former would find itself into the latter, this is for you. You must be up to date with all of the Cerl Descending chapters, though.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,413 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Complete
Cerl Descending reviews
Cerl Tendo has been called by Silent Hill. But is it to punish her or does it want something from her?
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,456 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Complete
Excel Saga Variation reviews
Another beginning, yadda yadda yadda, WHOA! What did Excel just say? And who's this A-kun dork?
Excel Saga - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,368 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/22/2004 - Published: 6/1/2003 - Complete
Sailor Akane reviews
Meet Quartax, the Dispenser of Sailor Powers. It's here to give Akane Tendo the chance to be a magical girl! Why does that cause a shiver to run up my back?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,090 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/22/2004 - Published: 6/3/2003 - Complete
Void Saga reviews
Just like any other fanfic... yeah, right. When you have the sister of Ish-chan ressurrect you, you hate your secret organization and you step over your own dead body, it ain't right!
Excel Saga - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/3/2003 - Complete
Akane Revised reviews
Akane Tendo is not the girl she was yesterday. Who is she now? What does this mean for the rest of Nerima? And why is Ranma falling in love with her?
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,861 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/23/2003 - Published: 8/17/2002 - Complete
Frequently Not Asked But Pondered Questions reviews
A collection of ideas and clarifying details on how the Dungeon Keeper world works. Warning: Has some spoilers for DK Ranma, DK Ukyou and Anime DK for those who are not past DK Ranma 10, DK Ukyou 2, and Anime DK 4.
Dungeon Keeper - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,527 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Complete
Dungeon Keeper Ukyou reviews
It was Ukyou who was sent instead of Ranma. Now Ukyou needs to get home fast before Ranma falls in love with someone else. - STALLED. READ PROFILE ABOVE FOR DETAILS.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,038 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/3/2003 - Published: 10/26/2002
Sailor Moon Versus Dungeon Keeper reviews
It started with an imp trying to claim her house. Now, it's an all out war between the Senshi and the Dungeon Keeper. Who will win? - STALLED, SEE PROFILE ABOVE FOR DETAILS
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,753 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/19/2002 - Published: 10/26/2002
Anime Dungeon Keeper reviews
Instead of the usual monsters of Dungeon Keeper, anime characters are getting tossed in! It starts innocently with Love Hina, but who else will show up?
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,905 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/30/2002 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Complete
Neon Genesis Evangelion Cashew reviews
If you were wondering what else we could come up with, how about this? Misato and Ritsuko decide the cast needs more women, but they can't replace the current cast. Hmmmmmm...
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Complete
Anime Gone HORRIBLY WRONG reviews
If you're still reading this tripe, you shouldn't be getting offended.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Complete
The Sequel To Ah Heck You Know Anime Is Whack When reviews
The insanity deepens... and so do the vats for NAKED JELL-O WRESTLING!
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Complete
The Sequel To The Sequel Of What Did You Expect? reviews
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Complete
The Sequel To What Did You Expect reviews
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Complete
What Did You Expect? reviews
A look at the insanity that has been crafted with friends being over-caffineated and having too little sleep.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Complete
Misato In OZ Version 200 reviews
Similar to Version 1.00, but more complete.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,387 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Complete
Neon Sign Evangelion reviews
A wacky adventure, a distorted look at the series, and pure inanity. Loads of fun!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,473 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/17/2002 - Complete
Misato In OZ Version 100 reviews
Misato replaces Dorothy in a crazed dreamscape. I think everything fits. There are two versions of this story. The first is this one, the incomplete version. Once I get the other, I'll put it here.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/17/2002 - Complete
Sky's Explosion reviews
Sequel to Sky's Reflection. Haruka's heart is fragmented as Michiru makes an aborted bid for her heart. Now, cast into a parallel world, she must face herself, the self-appointed ruler of the galaxy!
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,119 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/17/2002 - Complete
Sky's Reflection reviews
Haruka Ten'ou and Michiru Kaioh break up when Haruka accidentally finds out about an affair that Michiru has. Very introspective.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,132 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2002 - Complete
Iczer One Revamp reviews
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,031 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2002 - Complete
Asuka Sorhyu Langely: Introspection reviews
Asuka ponders over her life and decides to fight, rather than let her depression get to her. WAFFy ending. One person said this was written from the soul.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2002 - Complete