Katya Romanov
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Joined 09-19-10, id: 2544497, Profile Updated: 10-17-13
Author has written 1 story for Vampire Academy.

hey guys.

I'm Katya Romanov (No not my real name), i changed my pen name from 'love 4 life Ozera'.

anyways. I'm completly obsessed with Harry Potter and i drive my friends nuts because of it. but they still love me.

i absolutely love writing and reading stories, i find its a great escape from the world.

However i would like to say that if anyone reads my stories that i will post on here, if any of the storylines or ideas sound the same as a story u have posted on here please let me know. i have a bad habit of when i read a story that if i like an idea i somehow work it into a story. so please let me know so i can either change it or put a disclaimer on the idea cause it isnt intentional.

thanks

Just letting everyone know that the story "Reading the Story: Philosopher's Stone" by me has been removed by admin because it apparently violated guidelines. Apparently now even if you put disclaimers on the stories they can be in violation. I am currently unsure if i will repost onto another site.

Sorry guys.


Comebacks to Pickup Lines

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing


Put this on your wall if you hate sterotypes, and put in bold the ones you are.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I'M A GUY AND I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I like ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist


Stop the homophobia!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


Mental Hospital Phone Menu:

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

Just to tell you, if you have read every word so far it means that you definitely ARE crazy or weird, and you should DEFINITELY put at least those ones on your profile.


FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and and make friends on here we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list.

SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Crazy-Monkey13 (USA), Hullop (USA), Mayonaka Naze (Dominican Republic), RUHLSAR000 (USA) PotterAnimeJackson(Canada), Mermaid-Luchia(Australia), Jostanos (USA), TheBlackSeaReaper (Bermuda), Sakura Ichigo Morihiko (Canada), Katya Romanov (Australia)

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Sound The Death Knell by Tsume Yuki reviews
Avada Kedavra'. A six year old Hariel Potter traces the strange marks on her skin, wondering at the meaning of the words her soulmate will speak. An eleven year old Hariel Potter is appropriately horrified when she puts the pieces together. Female Harry and Soulmate AU- Indentifying marks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,726 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 2/14 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
The Degrees of Normal by Rhiannon A. Christy reviews
One thing Steve should have learned when it came to Darcy Lewis, never give her ideas because she won't ever let them go. After Pepper's baby-shower Darcy finds Steve in the kitchen trying to get drunk, who would have ever thought that the conversation that would come would lead to her pregnant with Captain America's baby? Not Darcy, and certainly not Steve.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,305 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 9/30/2014 - [Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R.]
Harry Potters sister Natalie Potter by Lelleg reviews
In this story you get to follow Harrys big Sister Natalie Potters life and her journey through Harrys 4th year, and under the war as well as relationship with our famous quidditch player. Be aware that English isn't my first language therefor there will be mistakes especially since I struggle most with writing, so just a heads up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 9/24/2014 - [OC, Viktor K.]
Hardened Warriors, Shattered Tears by Dovahmiin reviews
Two hardened warriors are fighting side by side in a story of adventure, friendship, danger and love. Will they both succeed in their quests? Or will they lose that little they have left? On a quest to save the world, reclaim the mountain and stay alive hearts will be broken, blood will be shed and tears will be shattered. It is time to see what love can truly do. ON HIATUS!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 150,651 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Thorin, OC, Gandalf, Bilbo B.
A Chance Meeting For Kitana by MoonStoneCat125 reviews
This is a rewrite of my origional story "A Chance Meeting!" - A chance meeting between our favourite iron man and Defeat of Voldermort turns out more unexpected that one could have thought. Fem!Harry, Possible Slash, Possible Threesome! Swearing included, don't like don't read! CHAPTER FOUR UP!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,731 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 4/7 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
Dangerous Without You by Tempest S reviews
After Sarah's rejection, Jareth mysteriously disappears. At first his disappearance causes little concern but as the Labyrinth undergoes a frightening change, Sarah may be the only hope of finding Jareth and returning the Labyrinth to normal.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,577 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Sarah, Jareth
Never Go THAT Way by Jordyn Taymor reviews
SileaLove's Idea. What if Sara had asked the Worm why she should never go THAT way-rating did/may change, as the tale gets darker-warning some hair pulling and bad jokes. It gets a little lustful because poor Sarah just has to be seduced.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,649 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Hurricane by wickedgames1 reviews
Sookie's cousin Selene comes back 15 years after she left. She becomes one of the main players in the events that take place since she arrives. Selene is seductive, beautiful, smart, cunning and very powerful. She is a dancer at Desire and a courtesan and most definitely not human. Starts after Rene is killed in the two weeks gap before the dead body is found in Andy's car. Hiatus
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,710 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 1/28 - Eric N., Pam, Godric, OC
As Thick as Thieves by ThatAwkwardCrazyAuthor reviews
When Lucy Castellan was thrown out of Olympus, she landed in the place that seemed to be a literal god magnet. New Mexico. When she met Jane, she seemed pretty ordinary, so she tried to blend in. Key word is tried. Because some stupid Norse god had to get himself banished, his stupid friends had to follow him, and his stupid brother had to bring attention to them all. Fem!Luke
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Thor - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Luke C., Thor, Jane F., Darcy L.
Playing Dangerous by BlackBlueSilver reviews
What if Harry had been born Kali Potter? What if Kali had been beautiful? What if Kali learned how to use that beauty as a weapon at a very young age? What if her work as a child model meant that Kali was already used to some fame? The Wizarding World gains a powerful young femme fatale in the making who won't allow herself to be used as a sacrificial lamb. FemHP/?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,828 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 1,754 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Dragonvian Soulbound by moonserenity82 reviews
AU Harry in 6th year learns that he is really a girl. How did this happen? Enemies are revealed and new friends made. And a love so strong that it will span the ages. Dark secrets will be relieved. Will Hari escape the Headmaster's plans. With a little help from an unexpected being she just might. Many surprises await 6th year. fem!Harry/Salazar pairing creature fic, time travel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,806 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Everything's Gone Barking Mad by LetterBeeNations reviews
Set somewhere between Frostbite and Shadow Kiss. What happends when Rose and the gang find a small something that causes them big problems, namely to Rose? There was no attack on the school...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,741 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Rose H.
The Potter Twins Read The Potter Twins and The Philosopher's Stone by risen from hell reviews
Done so many times before, but I thought I might take a crack at it. A few personal twists added, hope you enjoy! Rated T for paranoia on my part. Oh, and if you don't want to read about Olivia falling for Sanpe then keep going.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,891 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P., OC
Triumvirate by Caitriona3 reviews
What do you do when you're a recently deprogrammed assassin who is falling for the girl of your dreams? Especially when that cold-hearted part of you is still there, creeping in the shadows of your mind? This is the kind of thing Bucky had to worry about. Or does he?
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,152 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Darcy L., Bucky B. - Complete
Phantasy by Tsume Yuki reviews
Tom Riddle was fully expecting to stay in hell forever. But the brat-who-lived and friend has, of course, come along with an offer too tempting to refuse. Albus Dumbledore was fully expecting Harry Potter's name down for the next year at Hogwarts. He just wasn't expecting two Dark-Lords to be enrolling as well. Time-travel -sort of- and FemHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,287 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 2,236 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G.
Foxes, Power, and Vengence by Siyoko Yokoxsi reviews
Hari Potter goes threw her years, power of darkness creeping up on her. She must battle to save through she love and get revenge on though whom messed with her life. The world of Magic shall fall as the flames of the new era burn brightly (FemHarry/Multi)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,167 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Harry P., George W., Viktor K., Fred W.
Shot Down In Flames by MicroSpider reviews
November Dwyer is the adoptive sister of Bella Swan. She's an alcohol loving, mentally parculiar, trouble making half-goth. When Bella moves in with Charlie, Nova goes with Renée and Phil only to move in with her sister and Chief Swan months later. On her first day she gets dragged to a table by a pixie and proposed to by the Juggernaut's doppelganger.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,210 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 2/12/2014 - [Emmett, OC] [Bella, Edward] - Complete
The Four Sisters by Caitriona3 reviews
Four sisters have been separated for time untold. They have been reunited...and the world should tremble.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Darcy L., Black Widow/Natasha R., Pepper P. - Complete
The Room by nix99 reviews
Hermione is stuck in a mysterious room. How will she get out? Warning: trouble, snarky gits a sneaky Hermione and lemons
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,318 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
To a Portrait by CeliaEquus reviews
Hermione wants information; Phineas wants a show. See where this is going? Basically this is PWP, set in "Deathly Hallows". Could be considered canon, in the wrong frame of mind. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, nor do I make money from this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/8/2012 - [Hermione G., Phineas Nigellus] - Complete
Vampire Academy Therapy by loz191 reviews
What happens when Rose is forced to run therapy sessions along with her friends...and Stan? Some funny stuff thats what. Fill out a form to get started! This story is also written by Natroxz...BFFL! Rated teen just to make sure :P
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Rose H., Lissa D.
The Emperor's Mage by CalliopeMused reviews
AU. Daine is sixteen when she travels to Carthak with her teacher, Lindhall Reed, and the Tortallan peace delegation. She's there to heal the emperor's birds. She didn't mean to make a dangerous friend in Arram Draper, the emperor's right-hand man.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 59,120 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Complete
A Past Left Long Ago by BelikovaGirl97 reviews
What if Rose had run away from the Academy after being betrayed by everyone she loved? What if she had begun to live a life away from the pressure of being a guardian? When Rose is taken back to court how will she face her past life? Rated T just in case.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,973 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Rose H. - Complete
The Blue Rose Princess by Love Remedy reviews
Up for adoption. Christian and Rose Ozera have been outcasts since their parents voluntarily turned Strigoi thirteen years ago. The incident caused both of them to close off their hearts and have trouble depending on others. Will they be able to move on and find love?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,576 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - [Rose H., Dimitri B.] [Christian O., Lissa D.]
I Guess It Happens by lyd-2212 reviews
What if it was hate at first sight? Rose and Dimitri are Lissa's guardians and Rose has run into some trouble. The only way out? Dimitri Belikov. What if things didn't go as planned and they start falling in love in the process? Full Summary inside.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,963 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Fine Print by CoffeeWench reviews
Underground spells, not being printed, don't technically COME with fine print, but it was there; as no one reads fine print, Sarah had missed it. REVISIONS begun 2/11. Holy cow, Chapter 11 is better now, and there's actually a new chapter.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,510 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Sarah, Jareth
The Other Twin Natalia Potter by Billie23Gale reviews
Dumbledore picks the wrong twin, Harry, and convinces James and Lily to send Natalia to the Dursley's...but they don't know another was watching that night and took Natalia
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,714 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010 - OC, Fleur D.
Vampire Academy: New Students by BadassDimitriBelikov reviews
It's a new year, which means new students! You could have the chance to join all the VA students & become one yourself! Just turn in the application in the first chapter & finally see the everyday life of the VA gang and become their friends & enemies!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010
YKYROWLW by Cara-Lee reviews
You Know You're Really Obsessed With Labyrinth When... Couldn't help posting this on here to since it's on my DA. xD My friends and I that are obsessed with Labyrinth put this together hope you like it.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2010
Titanic: A Story Told by Bohemian Anne reviews
A novelization of the film Titanic, taken mostly from the screenplay.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 43,146 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 10/5/2003 - Rose D., Jack D. - Complete
The Beginning Of My New Life reviews
My name is Carra Mazur. My mother is dead. My father is a heartless mobster and i am just like him. I've had to be tough to survive. I am moroi and just found out i have 2 dhamphir siblings. I will find them... This is my first fan fic. Criticism welcome
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010