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Author has written 10 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Harry Potter.

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Just a fun-loving Carribean weirdo who's obsessed with Percabeth. Anything else you wanna know? My name's Samara. I'm 17. I'm good at drawing. I like drawing. I LOVE Percabeth. I hate math. I like Social Studies. I am a demigod. My godly parent is Hermes. I love my friends with all of my heart and I am a naturally crazy freak. I live for fanfic, comedy, Percabeth, friendship, family, and love!! Read my stories and be taken to a whole new perverted world!!

Wuvvv, Samara

THE END

Does that float your boat????????????

Favorite Greek Gods

Poseidon

Hermes

Apollo

Favorite Greek Goddesses

Athena

Aphrodite

Artemis

Favorite Minor Goddesses

Nemesis

Iris

The Muses

Favorite Monsters

Medusa

Furies

Minotaur

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

You know you are obsessed with PJO when:

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You give all your siblings and/or friends god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.)

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.

You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.

You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.

Your mother thinks you need (I did one time, and my mom looked at me all weird) to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico

You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.

You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! Give it back!!"

You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay.

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.

You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head

Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.

You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians.

You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.

You get other people obsessed.

You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.

You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.

You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, TLO, PJO and use it in conversations.

Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.

You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS (My friend Athena is going to make up dumb, oh wait you already are).

When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus.

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters

When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.

You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.

You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"

You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes.

Dear Math,

I am not your therapist.

It is time for you to grow up and solve your own problems.

Also, stop asking me to find your X.

She is NOT coming back to you.

Don't ask Y, just accept it.

COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU AGREE

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dear blank, sincerely blank by tequilya reviews
humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic. Revived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 83 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 2414 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort
Love in Olympus by Irrefutable reviews
What happens when Percy and Annabeth become a God and Goddess. Will Aphrodite have a little fun with her fav couple in Olympus. Rated K because... Just Because
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,766 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
PJO Truth or Dare by cookiesaredelicious reviews
The demigods play truth or dare! You send the dares, and I'll publish them. Yet another one of my childish stories.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
What should be in Harry Potter by CaptainElf reviews
What SHOULD be in HP? A bit of insanity, that's what. Things concerning bunny slippers, Dumbledore's beard, the dangers of drapery, Bellatrix's greasy hands and random conversations. BEING REVAMPED! Suggestions welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 8/3/2011
7 Years later by Puckabrina-Percabeth-Fax101 reviews
Percy and Annabeth haven't seen each other in seven years! So what happens when they meet up at the beach one day? Why is Annabeth acting so strange? Why is Percy fainting? And-wait, who's Jake?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,124 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Under the Wrath of Aphrodite by silent-ninja-twins reviews
After Annabeth brings Aphrodite's curse upon the PJAO cast, they have to figure out how to adapt with their new selves and figure out to get back to their old selves. PJAO gender-switch.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,024 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Percabeth Cinderella by Luna moon 18 reviews
Annabeth has a hard life. she has no mom and her dad is dead and is left with her meen step-mom and sisters . Percy Jackson, a welthy family is being told he has to get a girl-friend. when they come together at his party will sparks fly or disaster?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,020 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Ways to Enrage a Greek God by D'n'A000 reviews
These are lists of sure fire ways to anger the gods. Read at your own risk. On Indefinate Hiatus...Sorry
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010
The Way They Stick by awsomekelly reviews
Percy Jackson has tortured Annabeth Chase for years. One day, one of his pranks go too far, causing Annabeth to switch schools. Years later, Annabeth returns, completely changed. What will happen when Percy finds out she's back? Full summary inside. AH.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,762 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Knock, Knock by bubbly chick reviews
Knock, Knock After losing a bet to Connor, Travis must go cabin to cabin, and entertain the leader with a strange fact that relates to each cabin.Also while wearing a costume of Connor's choice.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Travis S.
The Switch by bubbly chick reviews
Katie and Travis's constant fighting led a mischevious daughter of Hecate to cast a curse on them to allow them to fully understand one another: to switch lives. Travis becomes the stern,complex son of Demeter and Katie is the immature daughter of Hermes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Big Three Cats! by ncalkins reviews
The big three are turned into cats! They are sent to their kids and bound to them to stay in the same room as them. The Big three only have a portion of their powers...Wait what's up with Percy and Paul?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,199 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
The Forgotten by freedepth reviews
Everyone forgets about Percy, so he runs. Within two years he recruits a team of demigods, and with them he plots revenge on Camp Half-Blood. They are strong willed and fierce, and don't mind a little blood on their hands. They are the Forgotten.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,668 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Perry Johanneson and the Toothbrush Thief by RedcurrantSmoothie reviews
When somebody steals Zeus' favourite toothbrush, poor Perry Johanneson is blamed. Can Perry and his friends Hannabette Face and Rover Overwood find it before it's too late? Parody of the Lightning Thief.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,245 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Bonding by Mrs.PercyJackson3 reviews
Poseidon is forced to live like a mortal for a few days and his fellow gods thought it a good idea for him to stay with Percy. Sweet bonding ensues.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,586 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
MudLove by xXGoldie12Xx reviews
"You're arrogant." "You're beautiful." "Excuse me? Did Draco Malfoy just call me beautiful?" "No duh. Gosh, Granger, go get a q-tip and clean the earwax out of your ears so you can listen while I try and flirt with you!" A collection of Dramione one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 15,787 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
I'm so sorry by BabyYou'reAllThatIWant reviews
"You say that, but you never show it! What's the point of feeling something if you don't show it!" "It's not as simple as that," "Why can't it be?" "Because, it is my life." Love, Life & Betrayal. Percabeth. AU!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,090 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
A Guide to Writing PJO Fanfiction by FreyjasThirteenth reviews
/abandoned due to gradual drifting away from fandom and an oceanfull of newly found apathy. sorry about that.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,230 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/14/2011
STRUCK by TrackRunner73 reviews
Annabeth Chase definitely did not plan on spending her summer traveling around the country with a bunch of other teenage criminals. Then again, she had never planned on becoming one in the first place. Percabeth AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,053 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do On Mount Olympus by Taayluur reviews
"You're right, Ares! Things have been boring! Let's shake it up! I'm taking this list to a monumental scale!" Apollo, Ares, Aphrodite, and Hades beamed up at Hermes."Bigger and better than before! 150 things I'm not allowed to do On Mount Olympus!"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,178 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Hermes - Complete
Of Cuts And Pills by Cassie's Neighbor reviews
Where do green-eyed male drug addicts and blonde girls who cut themselves meet and fall in love? That's right. In a mental hospital.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,898 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
File: New Camp HalfBlood Restrictions by lecabe reviews
The list of things no longer allowed at Camp Half Blood, thanks to Elsie and Tori. It's just plain goofy; who doesn't love some clever, pointless silliness? Ranging generally over all the books. R&R, darlings!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,502 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 6/23/2009
Fortune by Hesaluti reviews
Hermione has left Hogwarts and owns her own potion ingredients shop. When she is asked for help with a unique potion that could make her a fortune she finds herself in trouble. Not surprising because the customer just happens to be a certain Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 85,361 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Flowery Swag by bubbly chick reviews
"Connor, I'm going to get my swagger back. See this...500 drachmas. If I don't kiss Katie Gardner by the end of next week, they're all yours." He's Travis Freaking Stoll. He's lost his mojo. He can get this girl, though...right?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
Broken by UmPaDee reviews
Hermione and Ron break up in the aftermath of the war. Depressed and lonely, Hermione develops some dangerous coping mechanisms. Can Ron save her before it's too late? Warning: ED, cutting, Dark. Read&Review. Just posted the sequel: Fix Me
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,544 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Because I love you by onelastwish-x reviews
Only Hermione and Ron could possibly argue over this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Punishment by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
When the Olympians start acting like children, they're going to be treated like children. Join the Olympians as they embark on their craziest, most annoying, and strangest punishment ever; high school.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,907 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Athena, Poseidon, Aphrodite, Artemis - Complete
Some Bets Katie Shouldn't Have Made by bubbly chick reviews
Katie needs to learn to hold her tongue because words like "I bet..." are like music to Travis's ears. Here's a collection of stupid accidental bets Katie has made with none other than Travis Stoll! Winner of the Most Humorous Verita award, round seven!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,080 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
Godbook by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
A new thing has come to Olympus; GODBOOK! Statuses, comments, and bitch fights galore! The Olympians are going to realize that what happens on Olympus won't always stay on Olympus. [Minor Athena/Poseidon themes]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,361 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
The Olympians Attend Group Therapy by Liberated Marionette reviews
I can't be! But it is... Zeus is officially done with his immortal family's bickering. He finds help... Help in the form of an annoying lady with a PhD that charges 300 dollars an hour... Hilarity will ensue! Currently: Demeter vs Hades
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,139 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Zeus, Apollo
Parodies of PJO by zynaofthenight reviews
Mary-Sues, OOCness, and an author who just feels like poking fun at random characters. A collection of parodies, each written in a different style. Enjoy. :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,906 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
Tratie's ABC's by RamenUnicorn reviews
ABC Tratie oneshots! 26 of them! I do not own Percy Jackson or anything like that
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Travis S., Katie G.
What Did I Get Myself Into? by SugoiAsian reviews
It all starts with a mission, involving a mischievous demigod and a goody-two shoes, to find PERCY JACKSON. Romance blossoms, EVIL SURFACES, unprepared State Farm agents, and an ADHD GAEA! Join Katie and Travis on this fun-packed, action filled adventure!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 57,498 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
PJO on Crack by I Am Miranda Of The Tempest reviews
This story is for people who like to laugh. A comedy involving our favorite charcters and a gay, purple armadillo with a funny english accent who wears a top hat named Chad.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 37 - Words: 22,943 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 4/15/2009
TRAVIS AND CONNOR TALK SHOW by ZenithFourDemigods reviews
IT ALL IN THE TITLE
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Annabeth's Diary by dnapolymerase314 reviews
I, Annabeth Chase, am totally and completely in love and occasionally in lust... with Perseus Jackson. Now Chiron's forcing us to go to high school! And the gods are here too? Note to self:Don't accidentally hit on Poseidon because he looks like Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Nico di Angelo and the MarySue Army by RedcurrantSmoothie reviews
All Nico wanted to do was to buy a Happy Meal from McDonalds. Instead, he is attacked by a screaming horde of Mary-Sues, all wanting to be his girlfriend. How will he escape alive? And who is responsible?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Nico A., Aphrodite
People Love to Hate Me by HuntressofArtemis39 reviews
So I was doing this project for school and I had to do a report on Hera. Now, I had orginally HATED this goddess but after reading the myths felt awful for her. So I made this little one-shot in her honor This WILL become a story if I get ten reviews!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,266 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Hera - Complete
Mirror, Mirror On the Wall by xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx reviews
Standing in front of that mirror, she couldn't have felt more... ugly. She didn't DESERVE to be a daughter of Aphrodite. It must've been a mistake, a joke. Lacy-centric.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Drew T., Silena B. - Complete
101 Ways to Annoy Jason Grace by Hunters9799 reviews
Are you tired of being bored? Well, now with 101 Ways to Annoy Jason Grace, you'll never be bored again! Warning: Performing any of these deeds may get you electrocuted, mauled, stabbed, burnt, cursed, or EVEN KILLED. Oneshot/Parody
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Jason G. - Complete
The last of their kind by Percabeth17 reviews
Being rewritten by 'Shadowofmylight', Pm or review if want to use character or plot for anything really
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,388 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Athena's Eyes by lostandmisplaced reviews
Ever wonder why Athena's eyes are gray? Read to find out. Very Short.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Athena
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Camp HalfBlood by Taayluur reviews
Why Hello liberated Demi-Gods of Camp Half-Blood! Connor and Travis Stoll here, and after much thinking. We decided ,Hell, Kronos is gonna kill us all soon anyway? So why not make a list! A list no one has ever dared to make before...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Like a Boss by AngelinaWeasley1 reviews
Draco Malfoy thinks he's a boss, and lets you know exactly what that entails. Reference to SNL's The Lonely Island.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
I'm a Mute by E.Okami reviews
Percy was abused as a child. Sally was always away from home, and left Percy with his abusive step-father until one day when Percy ran away. He was forever mute and no one can fix it. Well except one certain Chase girl helps him. Set before LT
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 50,394 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Secrets on The Winter Solstice by HuntressofArtemis39 reviews
When Percy and the rest of the demi-gods go to the council meeting on Olypmpus they were not expecting to meet a mysterious girl who Percy reconizes. Will everyone find out the secrets about Percy's past? ok this isnt a good summary i know just read!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,624 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Annabeth The Waiting Game by Starlight Silvernight reviews
Playing the waiting game is harder than it looks. There's nothing to guide you, no maps and no books. My first Poem.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Annabeth C. - Complete
If Poseidon lived with Percy by THE AWESOME RACEHORSE reviews
A short little what If I wrot because I was bored
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Percy J., Poseidon
An Adventure Beyond Time by Forcystus5 reviews
What if, at the beginning of the Last Olympian, when Rachel and Percy were on the beach Kronos show up and send them both on a new adventure against their will? Or should I say an OLD adventure? You will have to read this story to find out what I mean. OOC and AU to a degree but the plotline is very original.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 60,770 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Percy J., Rachel D. - Complete
Oh No! by Chazza-fan reviews
Mulan and Shang have just defeated the Turks and are both at a banquet. Miao, Shang's best friend, is there too, what will happen when the drinking get a bit - out of hand... Continuing with a new rating. My first lemon. Be gentle.
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Mulan, Shang
Snakehead by Olympian876 reviews
Gabe's back... But he's not here to get back with Sally. He's here to kill Percy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Gabe U., Percy J.
Career Day, HalfBlood Style by PenBlender '95 reviews
Career day. Sounds simple enough. Unless of course you're at Camp HalfBlood, and your parent is an Olympian god. That's not so simple. No particular time setting other than after you meet Thalia. READ THE NEW CHAPTER! IT ACTUALLY HAS A PLOT!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
The Montauk Affair by Musafreen reviews
Sally/Poseidon, started out trying to be as canon as possible. Nevertheless managed to involve a toothless old man and Amphitrite. Now stuck in a continuity rut. Read at your own peril.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,419 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Sally J., Poseidon
Visits of a Godly Sort by FieryBrunette reviews
If there's anything Aphrodite adores, it's an awesome love story to meddle with. Which seems to be the exact reason she will not leave Annabeth Chase alone until the girl fesses up about her own love troubles with Percy Jackson...Percabeth! R&R please?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Annabeth C., Aphrodite - Complete
From A General's Perspective by thecoldest raindrops are tears reviews
Shang's Life from beginning as a child to Post-Army
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,689 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009
Song of the Sirens by bloomingauthor7 reviews
The encounter with the Sirens, but from Annabeth's point of view.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
The Great Fa Mulan by Araeph reviews
A scribe decides to write an account of China's famous heroine. Naturally, it doesn't occur to him to ask HER about her own life, so he bases the biography on other reliable sources: rumors, gossip, and Chi Fu. The result isn't pretty.
Mulan - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Complete
I'll Make You Shut Up by magickal1 reviews
Ron and Hermione make up. Post-Yule Ball AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
How the Movie Mulan was Made by Goddess of Idun reviews
FINALLY FINISHED! A parody of the movie, rated for swearing. R&R, please!
Mulan - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,134 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Complete
Truth Or Dare by kmou reviews
"Truth or Dare, Potter?" H/D Slash! Complete. Crackfic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What Are We Waiting For? by Gwendolyn James reviews
Malfoy attacks Hermione and Ron steps in to rescue her. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
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I Give You Facebook reviews
Facebook has finally reached the Wizarding world! Read all of your favorite characters' pages, including Hermione, Ginny, Harry, Ron, and even Dumbledore...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Harry P.
Argumentative, Much? reviews
A collection of Ron and Hermione's craziest arguments. From naming their child, to the length of Dumbledore's beard...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Harry Potter: Random, Stupid, Crazy reviews
A collection of highly inappropriate and hilarious drabbles and crack fics.WARNING: Extreme OOCness, Sex Jokes, and Vulgar Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Harry P.
You're Under the Mistletoe, Kiss Already! reviews
Hermione's spending Christmas at the Burrow, but what happens when she and Ron are caught under the mistletoe?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W.
A Visit From The Love Goddess reviews
Aphrodite visits Ron Weasley in the Gryffindor boys' dormitory to talk to him about his feelings for a certain Muggle-born...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Ron W., Aphrodite - Complete
PJO and the AU reviews
This story takes the term "AU" to a whole new level. Ares is a god of love. Annabeth is a dumb blonde. Hephaestus is the hottie of Olympus. Artemis is a slut going around screwing everything on Olympus. And much, much more...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,972 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Ares
Athena Can Have Fun, Too reviews
"PUH-LEEZE, Owl Head, you wouldn't know fun if it came up to you and bit you on the butt!" "Oh yeah? I bet you 700 drachmas that I can have more fun than you and Apollo combined!" "It's on! Loser wears Aphrodite's clothes!"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,054 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Athena, Poseidon - Complete
PJO and the Discovery of FanFiction reviews
Five years after TLH, the PJO and TLH characters discover a little website called Fan Fiction ...and they don't like what they see!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,089 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
What Else Could Go Wrong 2: A Day With Percy J reviews
After ruining Percy's date the gods decide to make it up to him by letting him spending one day with each of them.Will Percy have the most memorable Spring break or will he be signing his death contract? SEQUEL TO WHAT ELSE COULD GO WRONG.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,896 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
What Else Could Go Wrong? reviews
The gods mess with Percy while he's on his first date with Annabeth...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,543 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete