Melda Burke
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Joined 09-19-10, id: 2544727, Profile Updated: 12-05-14
Author has written 16 stories for Lord of the Rings, Labyrinth, Beetlejuice, Death Note, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, Powerpuff Girls, Hellsing, Harry Potter, and Freakazoid.

Hello again. Well, I know it's been almost three months since my last appearance, but college is hard work. Fortunately, Christmas is nearly here and I will maybe make up for the cliff hangers by adding one chapter to each of my unfinished stories. Also, I met someone IRL who is a fan of mine! She knows who she is and it was so nice to realized that there are people out there who actually do read my stuff. Anyway, whoever it was that added me to their community for my PPG story I have to say that was very flattering. Thank you. I will try my best to live up to expectations these next few weeks. Have a happy season everyone, please!

Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 3949 - Favs: 5,296 - Follows: 2,353 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
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Puffs, Politics, and A Little Thing We Call Hibbles reviews
The city of Townsville is once again under attack by the infamous HIM. Only this time, he's aiming for congress! And just in case we're not clear, this is a HIMXBubbles fic!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,413 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Bubbles, Him
House of Lector reviews
While on the run from the law, Dr. Lector makes a necessary detoure through New Jersey. After saving a girl from being gunned down, he is rushed to a free clinic. There he encounters a rival and equal, the infamous bad-tempered genius Dr. Gregory House. Together, they are the only hope to save the life of a patient struck down by a rare disease.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 7/29/2014
Ave Maria reviews
The sequel to Dark Appetite. Sarah and Alexander Anderson are in Paris, hoping for some much deserved rest and relaxation after the strife and hardship of the past year. However, something is very wrong and they will need the help of an organization even older than Hellsing; the Ave Maria, a society led by the living descendants of the legendary Nicholas Flamel.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,119 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Alexander, Alucard, OC, Pip
Dark Appetite reviews
Walter's betrayal has left a wound on the minds of everyone. Then, a remarkable opportunity for a cure to the butler's brainwashing appears in the form of a Freak vampire whose chip was damaged. The damaged chip allows the Freak control over the primal vampiric urges and gives the team new hope and an idea how to destroy it.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,870 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Alexander, Alucard, Integra, Seras - Complete
Wanted Dead Or Alive reviews
The Maitlands have moved on to that Great Bland Condo In The Sky, meanwhile Lydia is feeling lonely and decides to fill the void by enlisting our favorite Ghost with the Most to pull a mind-blowing prank on her rival. However, there's a bit of a problem. Beej is a wanted man and not in the way he'd like to think...
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,871 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Lydia D., Beetlejuice
To Speak in the Vernacular of the Rube reviews
Sometimes, even Hannibal was overwhelmed by his love for Clarice and all of her quirks.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 5/30/2013 - C. Starling, H. Lecter - Complete
You've Got Fanmail 3 The Infamy List! reviews
The Hall of Fanfiction Fame and Infamy has been completed. Ellie is offered a promotion. She is to protect the Infamy List, which names criminal writers. However, just when everything seems to be sane, the List is stolen and Marie and the Gang must rescue the Infamy List from the bowls of the Internet. Memes and insanity await our beloved bunch of characters!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Freakazoid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,654 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Aragorn, Gandalf, Gimli
Kaguya's Secret reviews
One year later and the new L has taken over his predecessor's job seamlessly. However, people in hospitals have begun to die off at an alarming rate. The cause? Heart attacks. It appears that a new Kira has arisen, and is perhaps more crazed than the last.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,167 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Ryuk
Trying New Things reviews
Clarice gives Hannibal a taste of the rube's way of life. I own nothing besides the plot!
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/4/2013 - C. Starling, H. Lecter - Complete
Underground in Underland reviews
What happens when Underland and the Underground are discovered to be parts of the same whole? Follow Sarah and her friend Scrub as they carve a hilarious path through the lives of Jareth, the White Queen, the Mad Hatter, and a certain chocolatier.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,467 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Jareth
How to Royally Infuriate the Goblin King reviews
There are many ways to skin a cat..er..Goblin King.. (Finally refurbished!)
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Jareth, Hoggle - Complete
You've Got Fanmail 2 The Hunt For Marie reviews
Three years after their majorly epic and hilarious adventure, the gang is at one of their yearly celebrations and an accident happens. Marie is sucked through a portal and into an unknown Canon. Now, they must travel through a whole NEW set of Canons to find her and bring her home. Will they succeed? Or will Marie be forever beyond their reach?
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 42,679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Gimli, Aragorn, Severus S. - Complete
Within the Escher Room reviews
The events of the Escher Room scene, only a bit more stretched and romantic.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Jareth's Birthday Party reviews
We all know that it's a piece of cake to get on Jareth's nerves. But what exactly is it about cake that makes him so angry?
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Jareth - Complete
For the love of Chocolate! reviews
Once upon a time there was a young chocolatier who was constantly irritated by his competitors. However, what nobody knew was that the Goblin King had fallen in love with his chocolate...
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Jareth - Complete
You've Got Fanmail! reviews
In which the Fellowship must deal with that horror of all horrors...fanmail..and its associated crazed Mary-Sues. Chaos ensues for them all with only the help of a simple postmistress who also happens to be conveniently and hilariously out of her mind.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 39,288 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Aragorn, Gimli - Complete