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THE DARK NEBULA INFILTRATED MY SCHOOL! GYA! by Kirameki87 reviews
And HD Academy! Oh noes! On second thought... Yay!
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 21,236 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Ryuutarou, Reiji M
His Loser Look Alike by MizuneMinamiki reviews
Every person has a double; for Kyoya, that just happens to be some glasses bookworm from England who has never touched a Beyblade. When Ryutaro and Tobio decide to have a little fun and convert Jacques into 'Kyoya' and send him up against Ryuga, how with the real, bad-boy Kyoya Tategami take it? ((collab with 'brave kid'))
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,299 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Kyouya T.
Hollow Gestation Period by Xiddav reviews
Sequel to hollow Mating Season. MPREG & PREG
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 25,773 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Renji A., Grimmjow J.
Upset Stomach by Lokiismylife reviews
Title says it all, in my opinion. Ichigo has an upset stomach, but doesn't know why. If you don't like this, please don't read it. Thank you.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Chupa Chup Love by VisualZero reviews
Tobio has rouble deciding what his favourite Chupa Chup flavour is. Can Tetsuya help? WARNING: Yaoi, TetsuyaxTobio
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Tobio, Tetsuya
Jack's Corner by VisualZero reviews
Team Starbreaker's Jack interviews basically every Blader ever... In his own, 'quirky' little way.
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,686 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Jack
Nnoitra's How To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart by ValentineRevenge reviews
Here, Nnoitra and whichever poor sap he manages to drag along with him show us the many ways to get kicked out of Walmart. Much cursing here. No pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Nnoitra G.
I Love Yu by RainbowAbstract reviews
'Tsubasa and Yu had returned home after being at the ice cream shop for almost 2 hours. Yu had begged and begged Tsubasa to buy him more ice cream that Tsubasa's wallet was now completely bear, there wasn't even a penny.'
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Tsubasa O., Y. Tendo - Complete
Hiccups by SnowyFlame reviews
Ryuuga gets the hiccups and hears am interesting story about them by Yuu.
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Ryuuga - Complete
Inspiration by dreamlily reviews
No one can sleep on Team Star Breaker so what's there to do? Read rate review, no mean comments, etc. Warning: slight yaoi, this is what boredom does to me...
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Jack, Damian H.
Retaste The Rainbow by ThisIsAllIWrite reviews
John and Terezi are having an intimate moment when John gets ill. John/Terezi, vomit. M for mature content and possible squick material.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2011 - John E., Terezi P. - Complete
Of Snow and More Snow by roktavor reviews
Reiji is happy, Ryutaro is helpful, and Tobio has too much fun with snowballs. Pointless one-shot that I hope passes for a Christmas present!
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Reiji M, Ryuutarou - Complete
Unwanted Fate by Olv1993 reviews
"Ryutaro opened his eyes in shock and breathed heavily. He knew it was fate that the event would happen, but was it really that person's fate to die?"
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Ryuutarou - Complete
A Day In the Life of Tetsuya Watarigani by TheWammy'sHouseReject reviews
Complete and utter fluffy crack fic with no plot to speak of. Tetsuya is enjoying a nice day with his favorite group of people- crabs! Please read and review, and remember- I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Complete
One Messed Up Night by Iradai Lostrengo reviews
One Messed Up Night, where, after a drunken night with Gin, Nnoitra finds out that a night with Szayel will end up with a greater commitment than he thought. Something happened and my dividers disappeared. Sorry!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,254 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Nnoitra G., Szayelaporro G. - Complete
License to Parent by Nnoitra-Szayel reviews
Aizen believes that Nnoitra is quite irresponible and that there is only one way to change him.. that plan involves his lover, Szayel, as well as an interesting experimental drug... What could Las Noches possibly be getting themselves into? NnoiSzay MPREG
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Nnoitra G., Szayelaporro G.
Cold Blooded by lying mongoose reviews
Sleeping in the dump sucked, until Big Billy asked The Question that meant warmth in more ways than one. Gangreen Gang fluff and friendship. There's just not enough of it. And Snake - there's no where near enough of him.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Snake, Big Billy - Complete
Technical Diffculties by Halibel Lecter reviews
Cold sweat dripped from his forehead. His dizziness got worse. His mind was yelling that he was an idiot for ignoring that taste in his mouth. “Aizen-sama… I-I need… to be excus—” Eyes slipping shut, Nnoitra crumpled to the floor. Nnoitra/Halibel.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,210 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Nnoitra G., T. Harribel - Complete