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Joined 09-20-10, id: 2545696, Profile Updated: 02-25-18
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Fullmetal Alchemist, Kuroshitsuji, and Hellsing.

Hello, the two or three of you that will bother to read this; thank you for your interest in me. I'm back. Further, I'm going to make an effort to be more responsive. Thanks for reading!

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When the bear's away (the dwarfs will play) by Eareniel reviews
Kíli discovers Beorn's stash of mead. Shenanigans ensue.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,966 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
The Letters of Albus Dumbledore by The Crushinator reviews
The collected letters of Albus Dumbledore from 1899 to 1945, from his last days as a student at Hogwarts to the defeat of Gellert Grindelwald in 1945. He was nothing more, and nothing less, than a man who loved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,839 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Albus D., Gellert G.
We Never Had Pictures by Maurever reviews
They never had pictures, so here's a collection of snapshots; shorts centered around the Sins and their familial relationship. 11th: Newborn. The newest addition to the family doesn't seem quite right.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Envy, Lust
Taking Sides by LoliTurk reviews
Two decades of protests and paranoia, love and hate. Why do wars still hurt us even when no one dies? RussiaXPrussia GermanyXPrussia final chapter finally up
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,934 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Trials and Tribulations of a Teutonic Lover by GoxHaya reviews
For someone so self-centered, Prussia has a serious problem understanding his feelings. With the help of Spain and France, will Gilbert be able to get in touch with his heart? Germancest Germany x Prussia with a side of Spain x Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 162,141 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Seirios by snow-birdy reviews
I want you to know that I knew you would remain perfect. Burning in the sky a few thousand years from here. Remus observes the upper air for a while...Non Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
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Crazy Train reviews
Fuhrer President Mustang is building a train to Xing. What *couldn't* go wrong? A fan tribute with (I hope) the right balance of canon, offspring, and original characters. Set 20 years after the events of the series.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/4/2018 - Published: 2/25/2018
Many Kinds of Monsters reviews
A normal person would be terrified. Then again, who ever accused Kimblee of being normal? Would put this under 'philosophical' if there was such a category. Eventual KimbleeXEnvy with a little GreedXKimbleeXEnvy, because we all know villains have more fun.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 41 - Words: 103,718 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/24/2016 - Published: 10/19/2011 - [Envy, Kimbley] Greed - Complete
Said the Spider to the Fly reviews
When Alucard became the young woman to match Walter's young man, the vampire's motives were all kinds of ulterior. But the web Alucard weaves proved more tangled than even she anticipated.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Alucard, Walter
Ciel Phantomhive: Demon Hunter reviews
If demons feed on hate and bitterness, love is like a poison in a human's soul. Ciel's drive for revenge against those who wronged him has been eclipsed by his love for Sebastian. Yet Sebastian has no desire for mortal love, nor appetite for a soul infected with it. He leaves, breaking the contract, and Ciel himself. Ciel's heart turns again to revenge. DISCONTINUED
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,991 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 12/10/2013 - [Prince Soma, Agni] [Ciel P., Sebastian M.]
The Untold Story reviews
A look into the backstory of Gellert Grindelwald, centering around his two months with Albus Dumbledore. Insight into how the two boys grew into men, and how the men grew into legends. Who and what were they, before fate had its way with them?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 58,624 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Gellert G., Albus D.