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Joined 09-20-10, id: 2545755, Profile Updated: 01-24-12
Author has written 7 stories for Nightmare Before Christmas, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Welcome to my very long profile. I'm glad you stopped by... I go by the name Mistey online. I love anime (my favorite is Hetalia), reading, drawing, and cos-playing. I'm a huge procrastinator (sadly...), but I try to update my stories often. And writing some other Hetalia one-shots. (If you have a request, you can private message me or take the poll above and I'll see what I can do.)

My Stories:


Her Heart Won't Lie: Complete Main Characters: Fem!Romano, Spain, Fem!Italy, Germany

Do I Love You? Do I Hate You?: In-progress(hiatus) Main Characters: Fem!Canada, Prussia, America


Zero's Tale: Completed Main Characters: Zero

Gift For Her: Completed Main Characters: Liechtenstein, Switzerland

Love's Battlefield: Completed Main Characters: Italy, Romano, Spain, Germany

Frozen Hope: Completed Main Characters: China, Russia

Smoky Waters: Planning Main Characters: Spain, Romano

Stay By My Side: Writing(hiatus) Main Characters: Chibitalia, Holy Roman Empire, Italy, Germany

I'm Crying For Me: Completed Main Characters: Italy, Romano, Grandpa Rome

Open Spirited: Writing Main Characters: America, England

Skater Boy: Planning Main Characters: Fem!France, England, Fem!America

Some Awesome Quotes:

"Someday everything in life will make perfect sense. For now laugh through the confusion, smile through the tears, and keep reminding yourself that everything happens for a reason."

"Every story has an end, but in life every end is just a new beginning."

"God is a DJ. Life is the dance floor. Love is the rhythm. You are the music."

"I'm the author of my life, unfortunately I'm writing in pen and can't erase my mistakes."

"Whoever said anything is possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door."

"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome"


"I have a firm grip on reality... Now I can strangle it!"

My Favorite Authors:

-Diana Wynne Jones

-Erin Hunter

-Lilian Jackson Braun

-James Patterson

-Amelia Atwater~Rhodes

Random Things:

"Let's Boil Hot Water"

("Hey, this feeling inside me... you'll listen to me, won't you? To my huge... HUGE love... for pasta!")

I love pasta, you see!
Can't you understand what I'm saying?

But I want to say it over and over
Just because I really love it!

The world is made of
precious flour and water!

When I look up to the empty sky, I see lightly floating macaroni
The happiness of slowly savoring the taste... Come on, let's boil hot water!

"I'm a little tired, I'll relax by eating some pasta~"

The source of my energy
Durum semolina 100%

If I'm not feeling well, I don't worry about it
Tomorrow I'll power up 200%

A tomato box fairy will ("Wha!!! I'm a tomato box fairy!!!")
transform those tears into sauce!

When it stops raining I go see my friend, and pile up memories with ravioli
Since I want to see your smiling face... Come on, let's boil hot water!

When the two of us gaze at the sky, we see stelline glittering in the night sky
Encircle the perfect star... Come on, let's boil hot water!

Pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta
Pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta
Pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta... ya!

Hetalia Quiz Thingy...

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

[ ]You were bullied a lot in your childhood
[x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[x] You're very happy-go-lucky
[ ] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
[ ]you have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
[x] You're a good artist
[x] You can be clumsy at times
[ ] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
[x] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ] You would surrender in a war situation
► 5

Germany (Ludwig)

[x] You're very stoic and serious
[ ] Sausages (in particular those of the wurst variety) are your favorite foods.
[x] You like to walk dogs/your dog
[ ] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ] You love rules and think they should always be followed
[x] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
[x] You work very hard
[x] Your alone time is your 'happy time'
[x] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
[x] You've had issues with money once or twice
► 7

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[x] You're very mature
[x] You think everything over before saying it.
[x] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
[x] You isolated yourself during childhood
[ ] You became very successful in a short amount of time
[ ] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
[x] You can seem cold/aloof to other people
[ ] You're good at practical tasks
[x] You need time to adjust to new people
► 6

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[x] You love hamburgers
[x] You think you're awesome
[x] You love to invent things
[x] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
[x] You can seem to be very brash to other people
[ ] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
[ ] You're terrified of ghosts
[ ] You know aliens exist
[x] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time (In the wintertime I do, It's really warm.)
[x] You wear glasses
► 7

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[ ] You like tea
[x] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
[x] You're very sarcastic
[ ] Your cooking is awful
[x] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[x] You have tried doing black magic before
[ ] You get drunk quite easily.
[ ] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
[ ] You're good at embroidery
► 4

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[x] You're very affectionate
[x] You think you have a great fashion sense
[ ] You like wine
[ ] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
[ ] You love red roses
[ ] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
[x] You're very proud of yourself
[x] You love culture and the arts
[x] You're very flamboyant (In my own way XD)
[x] You say you're a gourmet
► 5

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[ ] You had a very sad childhood.
[x] You're very tall
[x] You have a tendency to switch between personalities
[x] You wear a scarf all the time (In the winter at least)
[x] You love sunflowers
[ ] You love vodka
[x] You can seem intimidating to other people
[x] You're very strong
[ ] You have a big nose
[x] You have a strange laugh that can scare people
► 7

China (Wong Yao)

[x] You're very mature
[ ] You're very superstitious
[ ] You're very religious
[ ] You love pandas
[ ] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
[ ] You love Hello Kitty
[ ] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[ ] You work hard
[x] You're good at drawing
[x] You like sweets
► 3

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[x] You are very well-raised
[x] You're polite
[ ] You love classical music
[ ] You like cake
[ ] You have a mole on your face
[x] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
[x] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
[x] You've composed music before
[ ] You tend to call people 'morons'
[x] You wear glasses
► 6

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[x] You're often ignored by people
[ ] You look younger than you actually are
[ ] You love hockey
[x] You love polar bears
[ ] You hate fighting
[ ] You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
[ ] You often get mistaken for someone else
[ ] You feel under-appreciated
[ ] You're bilingual
[x] You always carry a bear with you
[x] You wear glasses.
► 4


[ ] You smoke
[x] You're very physically strong
[ ] You've won a lot of fist-fights
[ ] In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[ ] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
[ ] You like hot weather
[ ] You can be very friendly from time to time
[ ] You look very tough on the outside
[ ] You make a very nice role-model
[ ] You don't let people get a word in edgeways
► 1

Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)

[x] You have a potty-mouth
[ ] You like to wear flowers in your hair
[x] You used to be a very tough kid
[x] You're very reliable
[x] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
[x] You're very faithful
[x] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
[ ] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[x] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
[x] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.(sometimes)
► 8

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x] You're very loyal
[ ] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
[ ] You're very serious
[x] You have a lot of patience
[x] You think too much about philosophical stuff
[ ] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc..
[ ] You're not very confident
[x] You were quite rebellious as a child
[ ] People tend to walk all over you
[x] You're a born worrier (sometimes)
► 5

Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)

[ ] You're very flamboyant
[x] You're quite hyperactive
[x] You can be quite goofy
[x] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
[x] You're very wary of strangers
[x] It takes you ages to come out of your shell
[x] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
[x] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
[ ] You love pansies and corn-poppies
[x] You get up to lots of crazy antics
► 7

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

[ ] You're quite mean-spirited
[x] You're a bit of a hooligan
[x] You're very loyal
[x] You're very good at tactics
[ ] You "hate" Russia
[ ] You love to fight people
[ ] You can avoid marriages quite well
[x] You're not always taken seriously
[ ] You like drinking
[x] You want to become stronger

► 5


Time For Hetalia Awesomeness!!!

My Favorite Hetalia Pairing:

-US & UK

-Romano & Spain

-Italy & Germany

-Russia & China

-Japan & Greece

-Denmark & Norway

-Finland & Sweden

-Hungary & Austria

-Prussia & Canada

-Hungary & Prussia (I can't decide)

My Favorite Hetalia Characters:












Copy & Paste Time (heh)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Sharpiequeen666, Contestshipper, uchihakiriko,beautifly-soul,DawnzNo1, 0x Emo Contestshipper x0, aqua-dragon28, silver-hedgehog, shadetheechidna666, Princess Blaze the cat, Knight the Cat, MisteyBabe

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you have ever fallen down the stairs copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile

If you have ever walked into a room, and forgot what you were doing, then started walking away, and suddenly remembered, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you’re a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get obsessed with tv, books or movies that you're always doing your fan fictions about them copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

Olny fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie.

If you wish you could just pop in and out of your favorite stories, changing the storyline as you go along to fit your own agenda, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've lost track of how many "copy and paste" thingies you have, or you have this feeling that you've copy and pasted something twice, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you had a laughing fit for absolutely no reason copy and paste this on your profile

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that your are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

It's obvious that flamers are really just immature people with nothing better to do. If you're mature enough to take a flame, ignore the flamer, and repress the urge to strike back, then copy and paste this in your profile, and add your name to the list: RoyalFanatic, Yoshizilla, Luigi Rules 512, The All Real Numbers Symbol, Princess Blaze the cat, Knight the Cat

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Uchiha-Aki-chou, MaybelleTheRAWRDragon, Chutneyispower (Damn right!), Dark Flame Pheonix (guilty as charged), XxXSand-Jounin-TemariXxX (What better way to spend your day?), Awaii, Luna2986(Done that 5-10 times XD)Kyoko Izumi, Anthurak The Chaos Lord (ALL HAIL FANDOM!), Inugo Kurosaki (Fanfiction.net RULES, IT KICKS ASS!!), SplitToInfinity (all hail fandom, indeed!) MyMusesSpeakToMe (Wait! Theres another way to spend all time OTHER than fanfiction?? 0.o), Princess Blaze the cat (I HAD NOTHING BETTER TO DO!!!) Knight the Cat (This is why I look Emo. No sleep.), MisteyBabe

║██║put this
║(o)║on ur page
╚══╝if u like music

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever done something embarrassing in front of your crush, copy and paste this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CAUSE I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE PERSON THAT KILLED YOU! A friend calls you while you're in jail, a good friend visits you while you're in jail and a best friend will be sitting next to you yelling, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!" If you have a best friend copy and paste this into your profile.


FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

REAL FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will copy and paste this

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you like to write, copy and paste this into your profile

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Emberflame of MoonClan, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor, Hawksky, Knouge4Ever, Princess Blaze the cat, Knight the Cat, MisteyBabe

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

Friends hand you their umbrella when its raining. Best friends take yours and shout: "RUN, BITCH! RUN!"

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever want to be a cat copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like waffles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you scream out random things (Yarp, Blarg, foofoonana, etc.) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're sitting here laughing your head off at one of these "Copy&Paste" thingies, copy and paste this into your profile.

Girls Don't Realize These Things:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all...

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"

Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.


If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

If you just copied and pasted that entire thing without looking at what you were copying and pasting, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, Lyn Gainsborough, Alexia The Hedgehog, Rainbow the hedgefox, Bekah the Hedgehog, OXOXPoisoned-AngelXOXO,savannahamminga,Frina17, Catsdon'tcry, MisteyBabe

More Stuff?


When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

Smart is sexy.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"

My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies…

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Perfect men are only fictional.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying 'you can't fire me, I quit!'

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a life time commitment for a pig.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

When you're down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you.

You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did.

Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within. GOD who else wants to cry now??

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

When your in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "damn that was fun!"

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?"

I called your boyfriend "gay" and he hit me with his purse!

When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the hell I managed it.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good.

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

"Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!"

I met some crazy people. They made me their leader!

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware, the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid, for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when we get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Have you ever wondered:

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin...

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

More Random Stuff:

-Sarcasms is your body's natural defense against stupidity.

-If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...

-Whenever you feel pissed off at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them...AND YOU HAVE THEIR SHOES! BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

-"TV is more interesting than people. If it were not, we should have people standing in the corners of our rooms." - Alan Coren

-The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.-Murphy's Military Laws

-Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

-Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

-Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

Ooh my...

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (oops. . . )

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (And you thought...?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." ( yes, im sure everybody tried that one!)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah because kids are driving cars and operating machinery these days . . .)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (thats the point right...?... RIGHT?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (You would use this where, otherwise?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now i want to know! Whats the "other" use?)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (captain obvious has returned!!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (You can get artificial artificial bacon? Wait, i DON'T want to know!)

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(Seriosly? people have done this?)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
(as opposed to what, And how do you use regular soap?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.
(okay, yeah. children now have access to knives?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(now how much did the person who wrote that one get payed?)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

How to Tell if You're a Writer:

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

Why America has some issues...

1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America are there people who leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America are there people who use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America are there people who buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America are there people who use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America are there people who have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.

This Story Could Bring Tears To Your Eyes

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

I've got nothing else to say at the moment soooo... FADE TO BLACK!!!

Draw A Circle That's Earth! HETALIA!!!

Bye Bye! Thanks For Reading!

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Blood & Lies by Random-Crap-To-The-Rescue reviews
Romano had always been able to see it- the blood that stained others hands. Feliciano had always been able to hear it- the lies that coated others sickly sweet voices. Italy as a whole wasn't as stupid as most thought. Two-Shot. I do not own Hetalia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 5/11/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
And Then There Were None by Scarlet Hanson reviews
The nations are dying one by one, and the survivors cling onto not only their lives but all that they hold dear.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,737 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Camp HalfBlood Host Club by Aquaqua reviews
You know, ever since we found out we were half-bloods, our life has never been the same. Monsters everywhere, gods angry at us, my friends dropping like flies. Who am I, you ask? I am Haruhi Fujioka, daughter of Artemis. Maybe character death, maybe not
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,930 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
The Internet Killed The Video Star by Kassamali reviews
And apparently it also kills brain cells and the need to use common sense, as well as severely lowering one's standards for both life and relationships. :: APH Facebook Story
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 93,433 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - America, Prussia
Host For A Day by F the Human reviews
The Host Club is in for a new trouble as the Ouran Hosts meets and stumbles upon Takumi Usui of Seika High. Usui's charisma attracted the Ouran girls and now, the Host Club is thinking that Usui took away their valued customers!
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010
Magic isn't magic, Spain by Belle-sama reviews
1945, Romano died, leaving Spain heart-broken. 2011, Spain meets Lovino; a reincarnated Romano. They finally meet each other again, but fate will not let them rest. Spamano, and some Gerita. Rated T for Lovino's cussing ;3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,425 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
When You Know You're Obsessed With Hetalia by Bakura From School reviews
You know you're obsessed with Axis Powers: Hetalia when... Written for fun. Please Read, Review, and write your own!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Complete
PASTA! She said by Chibi Mini Moon reviews
When England tries turning Germany into a woman, he accidentally slips and turns Italy into a girl instead! Find out what happens, and will Italy ever be a guy again?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,149 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Incoming Text by bowlerhatfringe reviews
Lovino Vargas just wanted to text his brother's new cellphone. Instead, he accidentally texts this guy named 'Spain'. What the heck? Moreover, this guy just won't stop freakin' texting Lovino! SPAMANO & AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,352 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Return of Pirate Arthur by VampirePaladin reviews
When Alfred is trapped by an alliance of nations and even Arthur's own government won't help, it is time for Arthur to help him by returning to a life of piracy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,525 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 7/21/2010 - England/Britain, America
Sweet Surprises by blackstarsheep reviews
Feliciano and Ludwig never thought about what a drunken S. Valentines could lead to. But when Feliciano finds out, and decides to tell Ludwig, will the blonde resist a pregnant italian and the truth about his past? Includes Spamano, Usuk, Prucan and more
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,501 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - N. Italy, Germany
The terror of fanfiction by Jeyamezi reviews
It all started when Korea surfs the net and shares his discovery with China. From there nobody can escape the terror that fanfiction possesses. Crack
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,257 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011
Bad Decisions by hetaliareference reviews
Norway gets really drunk one night and Denmark, shockingly sober, takes care of him. Denmark/Norway.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Maid for You by luna-magic-2005 reviews
Inuyasha plays a prank on his older brother Sesshoumaru - by purchasing him a mail order bride! Except something seems a little off about this one… Drabble series. COMPLETE!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 116 - Words: 51,553 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
The Murderer and The Thief by Knight The Cat reviews
Ivan was a murderer. Yao was a thief. And neither of them had any idea what they were getting into that night... RoChu AU, Suspense/Crime/Romance Rating may go up. Rated T for Yaoi in later chapters, character death... Summary sucks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,295 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - China, Russia
Dreams of Promises by Sora Moto reviews
Gilbert dreams of a fairy-tale where he was unable to save his princess. When he moves from Germany to the US and sees his princess in the flesh he almost can't believe it. Can he save her given this second chance.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,655 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Ripe Tomatoes by Suspicious Pickles reviews
Poor Lovina! In the middle of the night she starts mysteriously bleeding for no reason and her stomach is killing her. Wait, why does that Spanish bastard seem to be so embarrassed to tell her what's wrong?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Senses by dontpokemepleez reviews
Feliciano goes into battle to make up for abandoning Ludwig. Can he survive it? Will it drive him insane? OOC, character death, shonen-ai. Not yaoi. SORRY!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Forgiveness and Love by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
After their last meeting in WWII left on a horrible note Germanys and Italys friendship had ended. Hoping to reconcile with Germany Italy goes to her in hopes of friendship. And maybe love. FemGermany Sex in the second chapter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Trouble With Death by Pixie Heart1 reviews
When Hikaru dies, how will Kaoru recover? How can the host club help Karou recover from his twins death when they haven't seen him in 10 years? TamakiXHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,416 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Kaoru H. - Complete
Buona Cura by Akatsume reviews
Injured and tired, ex-soldier Ludwig returns to his home post WWII. His new Italian maid brings light into his attic and his heart. Gerita. historical AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,384 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Our Last Dance by Cain Hargreaves reviews
Ivan is going off to fight, and Yao doesn't want him to go. Human names. Based off a beautiful piece of fanart:
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Russia, China - Complete
Shameful by Taylor Padfoot reviews
Words are powerful things. Amelia calls Arthur out on being boring and ashamed of their relationship and he goes to rather uncharacteristic lengths just to prove her wrong, even if it is subconsciously. Gauken Hetalia UkxFem!Us
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Published: 7/24/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Forgotten Memory by ChinasPandaARU reviews
Ivan and Yao were best friends, but one day, Yao disapeared from Ivan's life forever. So why did Yao show up in Ivan's class, and why can't he remember him? Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,780 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Russia, China
Cold Day by 2late2begin reviews
Matthew has a cold, and it is up to a certain German to take care of him. Cute friendship-ness. Warnings: um not really anything... please R&R COMPLETE! PruCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
I'll Never Fall Asleep Again by TheQuirkyWriter reviews
Tonight he was afraid of falling asleep. Worried that he'd wake up to discover it all had been a beautiful dream. That the intimate touches and soft kisses were all his imagination. America and England spend the night together. USUK Fluff!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Published: 7/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Save a Horse Ride a Pirate by Tansy Moon reviews
Emily Jones is about to learn the meaning of the phrase "Be careful what you wish for" Pirate!England x Cowgirl!Outlaw!Fem!America. Time Travle fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/4/2011 - England/Britain, America
Read to Me by yaniguchi reviews
It's WWII. America is new to the battlefield, and he's having trouble sleeping. One-shot. USUK. Historical. [Image by PabutteGO on dA]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
What Your Eyes Can't See by LilFlow reviews
Alfred F Jones lives an ordinary life with his twin, trying to find a job while looking after the house for their parents. But all that gets chucked out the window when he has to go and be all heroic and rescue the guy who passed out in the rain. USUK AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,482 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Coming Into The Light by Little-Tomato-Girl reviews
Lovino and Feli are brothers that both live in a really tall tower. They both wear female clothes because the have nothing else. One day Lovino and Feli try to escape the tower and find two very handsome princes. Summary fail Spamano Gerita T for Swears
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 28,639 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Stop it! by China's Panda reviews
Denmark won't leave Norway alone. When he tries to escape, disaster ensues. Plz read and review 8D! Near-death experiences and mild shonen-ai
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Not As Easy As It Seems by Don'tMessWithAFangirl reviews
Gilbert had promised me that I would never feel that pain again, but he lied. Angsty PruCan, rated T for suicidal references...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Because My Heart Is Yours by harajuku96 reviews
Norway denies a relationship with Denmark because he doesn't want to end up heartbroken... Sucky summary but please CLICK THE BUTTON and read. I need REVIEWS and inspiration! No forcing... Created out of the 2010 Eurovision song for Norway...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,283 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
One Big Misunderstanding by mistamie reviews
Alfred comes home after being held as a POW to learn his lover has married another. He goes into hiding, adopting a child named Anna, who 15 years later is employed under a Mr. Kirkland, who thinks his lover is dead. Will they see the truth from lies?USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,755 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Chasing An Empty Dream by jmp22895 reviews
Germany realizes he has feelings for Italy...just in time to learn that Italy is still in love with someone else. Just who the hell is this Holy Roman Empire guy anyway? Germany's determined to learn more about the kid who stole Italy's heart...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,252 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Dreams by Azurey Skies reviews
England begins to dream about her past and it begins to affect everything around her. Her siblings don't know what to do, France and Spain and most of Europe can't seem to help. So can the 'hero' try and save her mind?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 67,695 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - England/Britain, America
Those Echoing Words by Kin Siofra reviews
Romano... He found out the feelings he had locked deep inside him. He tried to avoid Spain so he wouldn't get hurt. However, now Spain has appeared back into his life once more.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,649 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Deep Down by Storm Midnight reviews
"They had another fight. Fights had become unusually common lately, much to the Spaniard's dismay... Today a line had been crossed." Spamano, Past/AU-ish
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
My Boy Builds Coffins by SabrinaScissorhands reviews
Spain/Fem!Romano. Antonio never wanted this, but before he knew it, it was all he was.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Rescued by chibi-excel reviews
An Italian boy, who was sold off to FEMALE pirates to pay off his parent's debts, end up being 'rescued' by the most notorious pirate on the sea; Antonio Carriedo. Spamano, PruCan, GerIta, UsxUk, SeborgaxSealand
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,884 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Romano In Wonderland by Little-Tomato-Girl reviews
Romano and Spain have a fight. Romano runs away and wishes to get far away from everyone. A drunken angel grants his wish. Now all Romano wants is to go home. Summary fail! Spain/Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 25,884 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Afternoon Sex Dreams by The Norgie Saga reviews
In which Norway upsets Denmark. Written by Clouds.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
A Subtle Game of Kings by Drovenich reviews
America is accused of bombing several nations. Russia is praised as the one who stopped him. Except, it didn't quite happen that way. Unfortunately, no one believes America. Except for a certain nation with a certain suspicion. One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/17/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
A Pearl in Your Hand by Terra Saltt reviews
The rest of the Mer have been hunted to near extinction, leaving Tino alone with his memories. But when a human with striking blue eyes captures him in his net, will he be killed on spot? Sweden x Mer!Finland. I'm keeping it up because people seem to like it. :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,343 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Welcome to Facebook by TenshiXXX reviews
Antonio asks Lovino out, Francis and Arthur put an end to their sexual tension, and Alfred finally updates his relationship status when he finds out that his secret relationship wasn't exactly a secret. Contains Spamano, FrUK, RusAm, PruCan, and DAT ASS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/2/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Suffuse by SweetRoze reviews
Norway, an engaged princess longs to know the world outside the palace and asks her cousin, Belarus for help. After a chance encounter, she will not want to go back. Denmarkxfem!Norway.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Denmark, Norway
My Protection by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Germany is getting annoyed with protecting Italy. So why does he still protect him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Takeshi in Love by Rosie hater reviews
He knew he was instantly attracted to her, who could blame him? He spent his female-associated time at the Host Club where the girls were all dressed the same, in ugly yellow poofy dresses. He could've sworn the female uniform was the most unattractive
Crossover - Inuyasha & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 137 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Kagome H., Mori/Takashi M.
Montana Sky by Abarero reviews
It was a strange way to spend a vacation, but for some reason- this place, this ranch so far from any city, was a wonderful, albeit unique, place for England to relax. Well, outside fretting over America's entry in a rodeo, that is. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Just a Coincidence by MonPetitCoeur reviews
Ayuzawa Misaki really felt something was behind this. Something huge. No, no. It can't be true. She thinks they're both connected, and she was bound to find out who Usui Takumi really was. It wasn't just a coincidence, after all. Cross over Special A.
Crossover - S.A & Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,884 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Hikari H., Misaki A.
Farmer's Daughter by God'srider reviews
Rodney Atkins "Farmer's Daughter" is a song I just had to relate to Sam and Jake
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Complete
The Hitachiin Twins Must Die by Nimash reviews
In middle school, the Hitachiin Twins had broken many girls hearts. But one in particular has never forgotten them, and when she comes back to Ouran, she's set on revenge. Will she serve out some justice, or will her plan get out of hand?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,087 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
The Eighth Castaway by Sparki reviews
A new castaway joins the group, resulting in a surprising discovery and a new romance
Gilligan's Island - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,351 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010
Ouran High meets Osaka High by red-yuki069 reviews
Haruhi and Mizuki, two normal cross dressers... OK long story short, they meet. HanaKimi Xover. Sorry, but you have to read Hana kimi to fully understand this... SanoxMizuki. I might add HaruhixTamaki. T to be safe.
Crossover - Hana-Kimi & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,953 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Mizuki A., Haruhi F. - Complete
Within the Rights by glassamilk reviews
Denmark has a crappy day and just wants to come home and relax. Norway indulges him. Kink-meme fill.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
In The Middle of The Rain by komachi-donburi reviews
Everyone love rainy day, and so as Norway. But who knows that rainy days would be so romantic? including fem!Norway, in Gakuen Hetalia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Chat by Kaden Frontae reviews
After another routine assembly, Finland decides to give AIM a try. And so does Sweden. still sucking at summaries
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Troubles by Dr34mer reviews
Howl is worried that a baby would be a burden but Sophie still wants one. What happens when she thinks Howl doesn't want a baby because of her? what happens when she uses magic to change herself for him? And how will Howl feel about her now...?
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,463 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Howl, Sophie H. - Complete
Sakura and The Host Club by Asterisk Truly reviews
slightly drabble-ish. Sakura, on "official business of the student council of Seika High" finds an enchanting music room...
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Maid Sama! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Tamaki S., Sakura H.
Running by adrielan reviews
He couldn't seem to remember why he'd run away in the first place. GermanyxItaly
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Abandoned by AudioSafari reviews
After learning about Finland and Sweden's mutiny, Denmark goes ballistic, and Norway has second thoughts. DenNor
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Blood on the Carpet by Vampire Scooby reviews
Canada finally finds someone that loves him, the problem? He really doesn't know how to tell America about him. And why is there blood on the carpet? ?/Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,401 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
A Taste of One's Own Medicine by Abarero reviews
For some reason, America really didn't want England to see him that day. But that doesn't stop England from coming over to see what the problem is. UK/US.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/14/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Avoidance by lanwut reviews
Sweden begins to distance himself from Finland, and Finland finds a way to bring them closer than they were before. Warnings: this is pretty much just fluffiness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Am I Not Pretty Enough? by Ameyoke reviews
Cisqua, in order to save all her friends and family, joins the bad side. Since a while back, she'd been in love with Rowen, but he on the other hand, still had his mind focused on Viro. Will Rowen rise to save her? ...Or will Cisqua kill herself in agony?
Elemental Gelade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,157 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
Spell Mistake by kmbloomy reviews
It was a simple spell mistake, honest! but.....wait! What happened to Sophie! read and find out, review please! based off of what I've read of the book so far. yes, there is a book!
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Perfect Distraction by pratz reviews
The best way to ease a motion sickness is to give a distraction. Yuuri x Wolfram. ::Relocated::
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
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Her Heart Won't Lie reviews
Fem!Romano is on the run from HIM and a green eyed 'Tomato Bastard' won't leave her alone. Human names used. More pairing to come. Rated 'T' to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Do I Love You? Do I Hate You? reviews
When Gilbert cheats on Mattie... All hell breaks lose. Can Gilbert win back Mattie's heart or has she closed him out forever. Rating: "T" Warnings: Language, Violence, Sexual References, Alcohol Reference, Some Characters Gender-bent, Human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Canada, Prussia
I'm Crying For Me
When Grandpa Rome dies, Romano and Italy are left alone. A short fic, loosely based on the song Cryin' For Me by Toby Keith. Warnings: Character death, Romano's mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Frozen Hope reviews
A RoChu story. Yao goes to visit Ivan, but when he doesn't get there on time Ivan goes to look for him. Warnings: Boy X Boy Fluff. Rated "T" because I'm paranoid.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2011 - China, Russia - Complete
Love's Battle Field reviews
A war is sometimes just as hard on the home front as it is on the battle field. For Italy and Romano this is very true. Spamano and Gerita. Warnings: Slight language, Boy X Boy fluff, Historically Inaccurate. Rated "T" because I'm paranoid.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Gift For Her reviews
A Random dabble for Liechtenstein's Birthday. Human Names Used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Liechtenstein, Switzerland - Complete
Zero's Tale reviews
The story of how Zero came to Halloween Town. Kinda short.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Zero - Complete