Author has written 3 stories for Invader Zim.
HI! My name's Nakia and...I dunno.I'd like to say some stuff about me, so...here it goes. I'm a 16 year old female with brown hair and brown eyes, such as my character Lien. I am that girl you see hanging with the 'weird people' at lunch. I LOVE Invader Zim with all my heart, in fact so much that I can quote it, and that my friends say I'm obsessed, which I agree with. I like to read and write fanfictions but spare me if I spell something wrong or put in an unneeded word or chapter because I do that when I'm talking too. I'm also one of those people who are really easy to make friends with, but talks too much making everything awkward. Soooo..yeah good luck with that. I don't like the idea of bullying, cheating on someone, being spoiled rotten(like some people I know..), and being 'friends' with someone that always talks about you and others behind your back. I have a few bisexual friends and I think they are epic in their different tastes.
Note for this month: Getting sick ofdoing stuff for the Zim universe and am now moving on to other things. Got myself a Wattpad and might start one there. Kia_Leanna798
Currently: wondering if I should work on WIA or read some of the stuff I need to catch up on. Have officially given up on and deleted Memories, Twists and Turns, and ZYAADORI. Even though ZYAADORI was an awesome title is was a horrible story.
Kayla (a friend of mine) and I were in the city when we saw a transport truck and I was like "Read the side of that truck" and she was like "Zim". What was even funnier was that it was surrounded by stars. Definately in my top ten favorite moments list.
Lol Kayla on Facebook is hilarious. kayla: I wish right now that I had a giant eminem cookie! me:Wow kayla mn'm what a fail!
http://www.youtube.com/user/Nakia11798?feature=mhum#p/f/1/u7LexNBv0mI That's my youtube channel, it includes all of my favorite music, a few chapters of 'Twists and Turns', and my Sims series 'Rejection'! Please visit, it will be very appreciated.
Memories: CANCELLED AND DELETED
Twists n' Turns: " "
This is what you get. series: Complete
When I'm alone: Currently working on a new chapter but work is slow until I think of something to write.
If you say IZ pairings like they appear instead of saying the letters (Saying "ZAGR" as "Zagger" or "GAMR" as "Gammer") copy & paste this onto your profile
If you take the term "Weird" as a complement, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
If you're a human that thinks humans in general are stupid, copy this onto your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, fictionfreak93, InkAndPaperTwin, OnTheHour.EveryHour, DarkAngelSnapeLover, LilysLittleTwin, SlytherclawHP, KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, Invader Misty, INVaDERd00m, HiddenShadows798
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot.*You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.* (Dib style!!)When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.*After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."*You live off of sugar and caffine. People think you're insane.* You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.* You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.* When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.* No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.* The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.* Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D.* You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (ZIM STYLE!)* You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason* Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.* And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions (I checked them off with *)
ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goth, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile. (ATTACK!!!!!! >:D)
If you have ever cried when your favorite character died/almost died, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this in your profile.
If you like to root for the bad guys in movies/TV shows, copy and paste this into your profile
If you like GIR copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you're a bad athlete, copy and paste this onto your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.(...i lost...)
If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for 20 or more consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile
If you think the people at Nickelodeon are morons for canceling Invader Zim in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think Invader Zim should kick Sponge Bob's yellow square ass post this in your profile
If Fanfiction is to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, copy this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you do understand it, copy and paste this into your profile. (and 'its' and 'it's', 'their', 'there', and 'they're', 'to', 'two', and 'too')
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity (And all those other alien races)
If your friends are as weird and maybe(if possible) weirder then you then copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever shed at least a single tear for Zim. Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wanted to say "fuck you" to any sort of authority, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven.
If you already have a gajillionof these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you like ZIM copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE
If you've ever really wanted to give a certain cartoon character a hug, copy and paste this on your profile. (many times for me)
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
Admitting that you're weird means you're normal. Saying that you're normal is odd. If you admit that you're weird and like it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.
"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile.
copy and paste this to your profile if you want a taco (GIMME MAH TACO XD)
If you have ever been told a joke, not gotten it, and then burst out laughing half an hour later when you actually got it, copy & paste this into your profile
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile
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If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy & paste this into your profile.
If you've ever randomly burst into song, copy & paste this into your profile.
If you don't care that watching cartoons is considered immature, copy & paste this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, copy & paste this into your profile. :) :3 XD :D ;) X3 BD 8D
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you know it's only a matter of time were invaded by Irkens, paste this into your profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IWuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlY JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina The Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, Spirit Evolution, Kikyo is a bitch and should die, Shadow Ice Maiden, The Only Person Who Luvz Akito, HiddenShadows798
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile. (Phineas and Ferb and Invader Zim. Now 1D HiddenShadows798)
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile.
If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile. (A new one every month sometimes every week!)
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block sux, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.
CoPy AnD pAsTe ThIs To YoU aRe PrOfIlE iF yOuR aWeSoMe!i!
Copy and paste this if you HATE spelling and grammar mistakes, but are too lazy to fix them when you make them. Add your name to the list of oxymoronish people. (I made that word up, see there's a mistake there!) HiddenShadows798
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add the name(s) of the characters you have crushed/are crushing on: [Zim (Invader Zim) Danny Fenton (Danny Phantom) Phineas (Phineas and Ferb) Aang (Avatar: The Last Airbender) Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender) Sasuke (Naruto) Hikaru (Ouran High School Host Club) Hedeki(Chobits)..wow my list is long]
If you admit to have fallen for a videogame or cartoon character, copy this into your profile
If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, TohruROX2221, Slytherin Queen 1.03, Invader Gilly, Invader Zonia, Invader Misty, RoboticMasterMind, HiddenShadows798
Copy and paste this if you have your own language.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE OR WOULD LIKE TO DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (Most Canadians don't even have funny accents.)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.(I hate both!)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DON'T CURSE , so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help PONTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I HATE MYSELF SOMETIMES, so I MUST be depressive.
I LIKE BEING UNIQUE, so I MUST love myself.