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"It´s all Good"

I´ve Always hated that Saying "It´s all Good", It chirm´s and lumbers in my gut like a wounded Buffalo.
There are 6 Billion People on this Rock! and 98% of those people live in lower standars of the North American Clasification of Poverty, There are Currently 34 Wars Origin Around the World.
Pestilence, Plague, Famin, Rape, Anguish, Torment, Greed, Malice, Suffering Reign Supreme.
The Billboards scream at me with Polish Teeth and Bloody Tonsils telling me to Buy in Order to save my Soul, We Worship at the Church of the Divine Celebrity, Each Breath Polluded by particles of Fear and Decay.

IT, My Situation, Maybe Fortunate.
IT Maybe a Blessing

But IT most Definitely NOT All Good.

NOT FOR A HEARTBEAT

So Therefore I will surround myself with True Compatriots, Emotional Nurse Bays and Spiritual Honor Guards, Men and Women who can Give of Themselves till Their throats tighten and Their vision blurs and the Angry Buffalo in Their Stomachs Tremples the Scatered Weeds of Their Hate.

I Will do this in Earnest . . . . and I Will Love Them Dearly


Soooooooo . . . ., This is Awkward apparently people think I'm a Girl, No I'm a Dude

Pairings I Read and Support:

The Big Bang Theory : Sheldon/Penny

Community : Jeff/Annie

Harry Potter:

Harry/Hermione

Harry/Fleur

Harry/Tonks

iCarly : Sam/Freddie

Naruto :

Naruto/Anko

Naruto/Ino

Naruto/Sakura

Naruto/Temari

Naruto/Mei


The Big Bang Theory: Writing Challenges Posted By Me

http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/55628/35667967/1/#41996022

And Responses To The Challenges:

Misconnection By TempestJo

Sheldon, Junior By Trbl

Through The Looking Glass, Darkly By SpaceAnJL


Summary:

1) The Big Bang Theory : I Hate Leonard

2) Naruto: I Don't Hate NaruHina But It's Not My Thing

3) Naruto: Why I Don't Hate Sakura

4) Tips On How To Masturbate

5) I'm Looking Some Lost Fic's and New Fic's


THE BIG BANG THEORY

I HATE LEONARD

Now I know What you're going to Say "You Hate Him Because You're a Penny/Sheldon Shipper", But No, I Hate Him Because of the Little Tiny Detail that He SUCKS as A Decent Human Being, I Mean He Isn't the Kind of Guy You Would Want your Sister or Daugther to Date, With His Mousy, Hypocritical, Passive-Agressive Attitude.

He Claims To be In Love With Penny and He Gets Angry When She Doesn't Feel That Way and Gets Snarky and Hurtful to Penny Without Considering Her Feelings In The Matter . . . At All, And Yet He Sleeps With Another Woman Only 3 or 4 Weeks After The Break-Up . . . 'Yeah That Sounds Like A Person In Love' Please Notice The Heavy Sarcasm.

So Yes, I'm Not A Big Fan Of Leonard, I Liked Leonard From Season 1 . . . But Now . . . I . . . I Really Hate Him, I Don't Know If The Writers From TaHM Decided to Write for TBBT But . . . It's Not The Same Anymore.

To Me It Looks Like Leonard Is More Concerned About Having a Relationship Than Who is He Having a Relationship With.

And The Way TBBT Tends To Show Leonard as The One That Suffers and That He is a "nice guy" that Can't catch a Break . . . BULLSHIT.

I'm not saying this as a Shipper I'm saying This as A Guy who Worries that Women Confuses Nice Guys and "nice guys", But Please Allow a Woman to Show you Her Point of View, Thoughts and Differences Between a Nice Guy and a "nice guy", On A Last Thought, If You're a Guy and Feel Hurt or Attacked by the Next Rant . . . Well Perhaps It's time for a Little Soul Searching

NO MORE MR. NICE GUY by DivaLion (www.divalion.livejournal.com/163615.html)

Jul. 12th, 2005 at 6:01 PM

Permit me to be a bitch for a moment. I've been inspired.

I've known a lot of guys in my time. Many of them have been dear friends; there've been times when my best friends were all male. I have a dad and two brothers and lots of male relatives. I live with three guys. I've dated a lot of guys, including the one I'm still committed to after eleven years. Point being, I've seen a pretty wide spectrum of male personalities and behavior and I even think I have a little insight into guys.

There are two kinds of nice guys in the world. Or, perhaps more accurately, there is a spectrum of niceguyishness.

At one end, are the guys who are just pure and simple good guys, decent people, humanly flawed perhaps but nonetheless likable *and* lovable, caring and smart, who have a lot to offer. Ironically, these guys often do not realize just how wonderful they are and how much they are valued by the people around them, and sometimes they even suffer crippling shyness/low self-esteem. I am fortunate to know, and have known, and to be related to, an unusually high number of guys towards this end of the spectrum.

At the other end are the guys who identify as "nice guys", often quite loudly and defensively, and who believe themselves to be underappreciated martyrs; usually they don't understand why they never get the girl and have at least once in their lives bitterly uttered the phrase "Nice guys finish last" usually in reference to a female who isn't dating them. It is this latter group I shall be addressing.

Now according to the Five Geek Fallacies I am about to be rather un-PC. Specifically I believe I am violating #2, Friends Accept Me As I Am, even though I am not directly addressing anyone but rather ranting into the void.

I have had my fair share of encounters with Nice Guys over the years; and I find that nowadays, meeting people in various online communities, it is even easier to run into them-- but in some ways, also easier to spot them coming.

Here is a classic example of a Nice Guy experience that I had in high school, which I think summarizes the issue. I was friends with a circle of about four guys who were all very tight with each other, all to varying degrees both nice guys and Nice Guys. Contrary to my more fluid physical boundaries now as a polyamorous adult, back then there was no gratuitous making out or any such thing lest anyone Get The Wrong Idea. One of the guys was someone I was close enough to, to consider one of my best friends. Another of the guys, the most recent addition to the group who was very quiet and who I probably knew the least (and knew me the least)-- in fact we didn't know each other well at all-- decided he had a huge crush on me. This did not prompt him to, say, talk to me more or anything, so I remained blissfully ignorant until I slowly began to piece together the cryptic comments, weird behavior, and snickers of those guy friends whenever I was around. I might have been trying to date someone else at the time, I can't recall, but either way I just wasn't interested romantically in this particular guy so I tried to ignore the signs and act like everything was normal. Eventually the other guys decided it was time to confront me with it and ask if I was going to go out with him, and the social pressure mounted, from them as well as a few female friends. Since there was no longer any chance of just ignoring the situation, I had to tell the guy that most awful of things, that I liked him well enough but "not that way".

I knew he would be hurt and feel rejected by that, and having been overlooked myself in the past I felt bad about it and tried to at least be gentle, figuring that was that, and he'd get over it. What I was not quite prepared for was that the entire group of guys-- including the one who liked me-- would be furious at me for it and promptly stop talking to me. I don't remember exactly how long the snit lasted, but it was quite a while before they would deign to talk to me again, and even then things were never quite the same.

I'm telling this not because I feel particularly scarred by it still but because it has some of the classic hallmarks of the Nice Guy experience, which I KNOW some of my chick friends reading this will be able to relate to only too well:

1) He fell "totally in love" with me, as it was relayed to me, without having really gotten to know me at all and based mostly on surface attraction. (And although the romantic in me likes to believe that "love at first sight" is possible, the true manifestation of that phenomenon is a *mutual* one IMO, and in any case it is quite reasonable to remind oneself that there is a difference between a swift and powerful attraction and actual love, and that one might wish to take some time to explore whether there is a point of convergence there before proceeding.)

2) The assumption was made, by all the guys including him, that because he was a Nice Guy, I was obligated to place that above any of his other qualities and to date him for it, regardless of whether or not we were otherwise compatible.

3) My feelings or desires did not seem to matter nor enter into the equation; he liked me, ergo, I must go out with him-- because who in her right mind would pass up a chance to date such a Nice Guy?

4) When his feelings were not returned, even with a rejection delivered as gently as possible out of consideration for those feelings, he and the other guys turned on me. All my good stuff turned to bad stuff and I was to be reviled.

Let me contrast this with another example from my life. Random, who is a genuinely nice guy, was my best friend and roommate before we ever got involved. He developed romantic feelings for me at a time when I did not return them, and when he expressed them to me we had a long talk about it and about how we could keep living together and being friends without things being all weird. Here's the key. Random took a chance and confessed his feelings without knowing if I'd feel the same way, but when I didn't, he BACKED THE HELL OFF. He made it very clear that being friends with me was still important to him and that he wanted us to be comfortable together, that he understood that he had to deal with his feelings and that I wasn't responsible for them, and that it was very important to him that I know that he wasn't going to pressure me or keep trying to put the moves on me and make me feel unsafe or cornered. And he stuck to it, to the point where I *was* quickly comfortable with him again, and tried to make an effort in return to respect *his* feelings and (for example) not rub his face in it when I had a date. Eventually, of course, I did fall in love with him and the rest is history, but NONE of that would've happened if he'd pushed me to "give him a chance" or treated me badly for not returning his feelings. He respected my decision and proved that he was still going to be a good friend to me, and frankly that might have told me more about the kind of guy he is-- the kind of PERSON he is-- than I'd have learned from dating him right then. And that became part of why I fell for him.

Now the moral of the story is not "good things come to those who wait". If you (male or female) have a thing for someone and they tell you they don't return it, waiting around and playing at being a sympathetic friend in the expectation that you'll wear them down and get yours one day makes you an asshole, not a friend.

There are a lot of Nice Guys out there, and they are incredibly insidious, because on the surface they SEEM so sweet, so misunderstood, so very different from the boorish asshole who cheated on you or told you that those pants do, indeed, make your ass look fat. But in the end, they turn out to be using their "niceness" as an excuse to hide behind, much like medieval aristocracy used cloying perfumes to cover up the ass-stank of their unwashed bodies.

I have some news for you, Nice Guys of the world. "Nice" isn't as much of a selling point as you'd think. In fact, for most women, it's like expecting that your new car will come with wheels attached. I know that you think bitcheswomen only like bad boys and jerkoffs, but we'll get to that in a moment.

The guys I have met and known who could legitimately be called Nice Guys were, for one thing, almost invariably bitter. Either they have never gotten over being picked on in junior high/rejected by the popular girls in school, or they haven't gotten laid in a long time, or they've gotten dumped sometime in the last few years and are still licking their wounds. Whatever it is, they have a huge chip on their shoulders about it, and in their eyes the women of the world owe them for it. They don't usually verbalize it, but oh how the resentment seethes.

They tend to befriend women in order to date them. Nice Guys don't usually just ask a woman out and at least make a pretext of friendship to use as a springboard. This is where they can get confused with actual nice guys, who tend to also befriend women before dating them, but the difference is that the genuine nice guy appreciates women as human beings and enters into friendships mostly for their own sake rather than working them as an angle. The Nice Guy, on the other hand, sees women mostly in sexual terms (although he will deny it or call it "romantic terms") but doesn't have a lot of success with the direct approach, so instead he puts on a charming, harmless face in order to befriend women with the expectation that she will reward his niceness and friendship with sex. It can be a subtle difference, but there are clues-- the Nice Guy tends to come on pretty strong as a friend, and often makes "joking" sexual comments that can be dismissed as not intended seriously if the woman doesn't respond to the come-on implied in it. He will hang his belief that you would make great friends on the smallest of compatibilities-- for example a shared interest in a band, which he makes an awful lot of hay out of. He may talk a lot about how victimized he's been by cruel ex-girlfriends in a ploy for sympathy.

One of the more glaring things a Nice Guy will do is to listen sympathetically if you are complaining about problems in your relationship and then talk enthusiastically about what a jerk that guy is and how HE would never do such a thing. Sometimes it's an even more overt "hey, if you dump him, you could always start fucking me". This is because a Nice Guy does not seem to get that women confiding their relationship problems to a friend are not looking for the replacement model, and they see this as their chance to show how sympathetic and NICE and attentive they are and to score points off of your vulnerability. Also, the only thing a Nice Guy hates and resents more than a woman who doesn't return his interest is a man who is actually involved with a woman. It's some kind of fucked up alpha wolf pissing contest but he would just love to lure a woman away from her boyfriend (who he perceives as more alpha because he has a female) and thus prove that the nice identity he's invested so much in is really the bigger-dicked one. And Nice Guys are wholly convinced that they themselves are too NICE to ever do anything wrong, and they genuinely think that they would be a perfect partner, whereas the guy who's with a woman must be having problems because he's an asshole, not because people in relationships have problems sometimes. The Nice Guy thinks he is a white knight who will never fuck up if only a woman would give him a chance. He's wrong, of course, because we all fuck up with our partners, but the Nice Guy also doesn't like to own up to his fuckups and when he gets dumped, tells everyone that he was "too nice" and the girl couldn't handle it.

The Nice Guy usually has some glaringly big issues in his life that he isn't dealing with-- things that make him unhappy, but rather than address them, he is convinced that if only he could be with someone, everything would magically get better. (Yeah, guess what, it doesn't. You still need to get a job/move into a better place/go back to school/get therapy/clean your toejam/tell your parents to piss off/whatever it is.) For a Nice Guy, all the responsibility for his happiness lies with his future partner. And he *will* put the burden on her, as well as guilting the hell out of her if she gets fed up with mommying him.

Nice Guys think it is enough for them to be so nice, so sweet, so attentive. Because it is enough, they think it's ok to let other stuff slide. Like it doesn't matter if they have good hygiene, because a girl who cares so much about exteriors is shallow and hypocritical if she can't see past a layer of funk to the shining prince beneath. They don't think it's important to develop much in the way of social skills or good manners (although some of them do have a certain amount of charisma). They never stop to ask themselves whether the fact that they haven't dated anyone since 1997 might have something to do with their annoying behaviors or poor sense of humor. In fact, they see no reason to make any extra effort to improve themselves or present themselves well at all-- because they're SO VERY NICE.

Conversely, though, most Nice Guys only fall for a fairly limited range of "hot" chicks. It's because women are all about the status for them, and they are out to prove something to the world. Some of them will deliberately only go after women who are fairly unattainable, if their martyr complex needs some care and feeding.

Nice Guys usually are crap at reading body language and nonverbal cues and usually have serious personal space problems. Women get creeped out because they feel like the guy is literally clinging to them, or is coming on really strong really fast, or doesn't seem to pick up on the fact that they're tensing up or moving away. But since the Nice Guy *knows* he has good intentions, he is deeply insulted by the suggestion that his behavior is unwelcome, creepy, or even threatening. (Whereas a genuine nice guy who misreads a situation is horrified that he might have come across that way and apologizes for it.)

Nice Guys are not patient. This is tricky, again, because sometimes they can *seem* very patient, but in reality they are always chomping at the bit to get into their chosen target's pants. And once they've made a move, they are all about the instant gratification. They demand response NOW. They expect and will pressure or guilt a woman into giving them a chance. It's all or nothing, and if she says no, chances are good the friendship is dead in the water. If it continues, it's almost guaranteed that it's because he doesn't believe she means no, and intends to regroup and try again.

Nice Guys don't actually care what a woman wants, which is one of the keys to identifying a Nice Guy vs. a nice guy, and which runs directly counter to their most deeply held beliefs about themselves. They think that they are great, caring, compassionate partners; usually, they just want a captive audience. They don't have much respect for what her desires and preferences are unless they are for him, because if she wants something different than him, it is attributed to her dysfunction and desire to be treated badly by an asshole. They may spend some time with pick-up books and things that tell them how to get chicks, but they tend to follow the letter of the law and not the spirit. That's why he'll serenade you on a subway platform even though he knows you don't like to call attention to yourself, and then be hurt that you were uncomfortable and embarrassed by the display. He likes to make a big show out of being romantic and considerate, especially when others are watching, but he will still forget to pick up his socks even if you've told him you'd rather have a clean floor than roses delivered to your office.

But the real foolproof way to identify a Nice Guy is to watch how he treats a woman who turns him down romantically. A true-blue Nice Guy invariably will unleash the scorn and contempt and resentment that's been seething under the surface all along, and excoriate the woman he claimed to care about. One of the favored maneuvers is to retreat behind sarcasm, claim that whatever she found unwelcome was "just a joke", and defensively inform her that she has no sense of humor, that she's taking everything way too seriously. Once in a while he'll try to keep being friends-- especially if he thinks there's another chance in it for him-- but he'll let fly with the snarky comments about her, the passive-aggressive "humor" that always points back to her rejection of him, and especially so if she shows interest in anyone else. He's just waiting for that romance to fail so that he can say, "see, she rejects ME when I would've treated her right, but runs after that asshole instead, and now she got hurt. I could've told her that would happen!" And you will never hear a Nice Guy say anything gracious about a guy who dates a woman who rejected him.

The most insidious part of it is the way that Nice Guys turn everything back on the girl, make it all her fault. If she doesn't want to date him-- poor, poor him! What sort of shallow bitch must she be to want a relationship but not with him? Coincidentally, this tactic can sometimes score him a sympathy fuck if he's got a backup girl to run to.

The absolute key difference between a nice guy and a Nice Guy is that the nice guy truly likes and respects women and doesn't feel entitled to the attentions of any woman. The Nice Guy pretends to be that, but secretly he has decided that all women suck (usually for the sins of a couple of them), and he doesn't really care about anything so much as propping up his limp ego.

Guys who are small-n nice sometimes wander into Nice Guy territory, which is why I think of this as a spectrum rather than a dichotomy. But those are usually individual bad habits that are easier to fix because they don't have the deep-seated jerkitude behind them.

The good news is that a Nice Guy can change. I have known guys who went for years with a sucky romantic life and who constantly alienated women who finally sat down with a trusted friend and asked to be told honestly what they were doing wrong. More importantly, they listened and tried to change their off-putting behaviors, and I can't think of one who didn't eventually find real love after that.

But you have to want to change.

There's one of those parody motivational posters that says, "The only consistent factor in all your dysfunctional relationships is you." There's a big ole chunk of truth in that. So if you are reading this and you think you might be a Nice Guy and you can't imagine why you aren't in a relationship, you might want to give that a think. Here's a few other friendly tips, free of charge from me to you:

If a woman doesn't find you funny, it might not be because she has no sense of humor. And telling her as much isn't going to make her like you any better.

No woman owes you her attention, her time, her interest, her admiration, or her love, no matter how worthy you think you are of them.

You are not entitled to have a relationship in your life just because you want one.

If you really aren't getting any women, it might be time to ask yourself (or someone you trust to be honest) what YOU could be doing differently.

Hitting on a woman when she's talking to you about her problems is just not cool. Especially if they are relationship problems.

If you can't be friends with a woman who's turned you down, especially if you find yourself getting really angry about it, you have no business being in a relationship until you work out your issues.

Women generally try hard to make themselves appealing to men when they are interested in or going out with them. So take a shower, brush your teeth, put on nice clothes, and for gods' sakes if you are hoping to get laid, wash your dick. Don't expect her to overlook you being slovenly and foul just because you think you have such a sterling personality.

No matter what you think, you will eventually fuck up in a relationship. Deal with it maturely and move on, and don't try to scam chicks out of their current relationships by selling yourself as the perfect partner.

Don't for the love of pete be Mr. Bad Touch. If she just squirmed over a few inches, it's not because she wants you to close the distance.

Flirting without expecting a return on investment is ok. Active seduction when there are clear signs that it is welcome is ok. Trying to constantly slip in "innocent" gropes, innuendo, kisses, or anything else when she's not interested is the adult equivalent of "are we there yet? are we there yet? how about now? how about now?"

Body language and nonverbal cues are not that hard to learn to read.

If she says you're being obnoxious, there is a really good chance that you are being obnoxious. Even if you think you're all kinds of witty and clever.

Likewise, if she says something you did was weird or pushy or unwelcome, mocking her "paranoia" or getting defensive or saying it was "just a joke" doesn't make you right-- it makes you a jerk. Respect how she perceives you. You might think she was oversensitive, but you have no idea what it is like to be a woman in a world where we have to deal with unwelcome aggressive attention all the time. Treat her feelings as valid even if you "didn't mean it that way". She will respect you more for it.

We can sense your hostility. It is a turnoff.

Bring something to the table besides basic human decency. I'm not talking about money. Be responsible for yourself, your life, and your happiness. Have good things in your life that you want to share with a wonderful woman, rather than expecting her to fill the holes in your life. Even if you're a nice loser, you're still a loser.

There now. I feel better. Maybe sometime soon I will write about psycho girlfriends and how they expect you to anticipate the things they aren't going to bother to talk to you about and how annoying it is when bi chicks treat other bi chicks like nothing more than sex toys or only get bi when it reaches, as Del so aptly put it, "Girlkissing O'Clock". But I will need to muster some inspiration for that post.

Thank you for listening, and best of luck in your future.


NARUTO:

I DON'T HATE NARUHINA BUT IT'S NOT MY THING :

"Hinata represents his past, she was nice to him before and so she deserves him."

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on! Being nice to someone doesn't make you deserve them! There's more to relationships than being nice to someone. That's enough to earn friendship, but not enough to earn love. If Hinata is going to bag Naruto in the long haul, she'll have to earn him ; she does NOT LOVE him, she ADMIRES him. There is a difference between love, Hinata's "love" and fan-girl "love".

True love is a feeling that is built over countless hours of interaction. You CANNOT have true love from afar, because true love is a MUTUAL feeling of NEED.

Hinata's "love" is ADMIRATION, which is TWO-FOLD: sexual attraction (fan-girl love) and desire to become similar to. She wants not only to be with Naruto, but to be LIKE Naruto. She wants to be able to assert herself, and Naruto is the embodiment of confidence. Everyone pushes him down and he ALWAYS stands back up. Hinata respects that about Naruto and wants to be like him because of it. Hinata's feelings CAN develop INTO true love, but are NOT at the moment true love. True love can never be one-sided. If you believe it can, and then you are merely deluding yourself into believing that your own romantic interests from afar can be true love. I don't care if you hate me for saying that and I acknowledge that one-sided feelings can become mutual, but until they are mutual, they are not true love, period, end of story.


WHY I DON'T HATE SAKURA :

Besides The FACT That She's TWELVE and Had No Idea the Kind of Life Naruto had

(Rant "Borrowed" from the A/N in Miso Delight by NarutosBrat)

Oh boy, where do we start with this one. Now I know that many like portraying Sakura as a bitch, but the fact is, she's a victim of her age. Like many twelve year olds, she was obsessed with the big thing for girls her age...that thing just happened to be Sasuke. Now while she probably took it to a bigger level than was probably normal, it's just how things are. Pre-teen angst is a normal problem, regardless of them being shinobi. Having been picked on for her forehead as a child, she latched onto Ino who helped her become popular. Then here comes the King of Unpopular trying to court her, and she feels her popularity is threatened by being associated with him. Not wanting to return to the ridicule she faced as a youngster, she falls back to the very common security blanket...making fun of others. Now while I agree she took it too far on many instances, again, it's not that un-normal (is that a word).

I have no doubt that had Naruto's lineage been public knowledge (though how one couldn't make the connection escapes me), his advances would have been treated differently. While up until the retrieval arc, I agree she was a waste of shinobi resources, I think that her first mission matured her a bit in many areas. She began to notice that she had a second teammate, she began to see that Sasuke wasn't infallible, and she also began to see that Naruto wasn't just some loser she and Sasuke got stuck with. While she was still obsessed with Sasuke, and likely wouldn't have admitted it to anyone, she did begin to care about Naruto, even as soon as the incident with the demon brothers.

And while I understand that it makes for good point starters for banishment or desertion fics, let's be reasonable. Sakura will never sink so low as some authors have her portrayed, because she does care for him. Even if she didn't, the fact is, no matter how much Naruto allows the abuse, she knows (even if subconsciously) that if she pushes him too far in the wrong direction, there would be absolutely nothing she could do if he decided to retaliate; except scream for help, and hope for the best.


Tips On How To Masturbate:

For A Girl:

1) Get something small if it's your first time, like a lip gloss container. Make sure it's got a rounded tip.
2) Put a little water on it.
3) Get yourself on the ground or your bed. Make sure you're comfortable.
4) Put your feet up on something. Make sure they are higher than your head. Spread your legs.
5) For the ultimate experience, relax first. Just lay there. Think about nothing. And DONT BE NERVOUS.
6) Slowly begin to touch your breasts. Feel them (have your eyes closed or open but if they are open make sure you're not focusing on anything)
7) Keep one hand on your breast and slowly move the other one down to your thigh. (I did not have underwear but I was wearing pants and a shirt, loose pants.) Move your hand up and down your thigh while massaging your breast.
8) With your breast hand, slowly take the lip gloss container or your object of choice. Your clit might start to get a weird feeling like you really want to touch it. DON'T.

9) Tease yourself with the object by gently rubbing the spot between your poophole and vagina. This will drive you nuts. Slowly begin to touch and massage the part right above the hole. (I suggest you know where it is before you start all this.)
10) Rub for a while. Gently, occasionally harder but not too hard yet.
11) At this point you should be aching to rub harder and just get going. Again, don't. If you do not feel this yet, continue the teasing, very gently.
12) Slowly move your fingers to the hole, don't put them in, but just finger it softly.
13) Take your object and place it near the hole and your other hand. Take your free hand off the hole and start to massage your clit harder. (That's the spot above the hole)
14) Slowly stick the object in. Gently, it shouldn't feel good yet. It might hurt a small amount going in. That means you've bumped a sensitive spot. That's not a bad thing, just angle it a little and keep going.

15) Once it's in as far as it can be without losing it to your pussy, begin slowly moving it in and out a little. Don't take it all the way out, just a little. Get faster, and faster. Start massaging your clit HARD. Go nuts. You might feel like your on the brink of an orgasm. You might have one. This feels very good.
16) Then stick it in all the way and start pushing it back and forth hitting the sides of your hole. Faster, faster. Massage clit again.
17) Repeat steps 15 and 16 as much as you want. If you take it out for longer than 30 seconds, I suggest you excite yourself again with the teasing. If you do, it will be worse. Since you have already done it, you're going to want it worse.
18) I would stop with the lip gloss for now, don't go on to something bigger. Save that for another night. You could be sore after this but you shouldn't be unless you used something large.

If you're a boy:

1)Read this.
2)Rub penis.


I'm Looking For Some Lost Fic's

iCarly:

Ok, So This Fic Was AU and Started When Sam had to go to a Private School that Her Dad Owned Because of All the Problems She Caused in her Last School, But When She gets to her Dorm She Finds that Her Roomate is Freddie And they Begin to Fight , Later they Find out That Both of Them Like to Play Soccer and Their Friendship starts to Grow and When They're Finally Dating Freddie's Cousin Tries to Rape Sam to Hurt Freddie.

After all of That Freddie and Sam Finish their School and The Story ends There.

The Story, Was Seddie (Of Course), I Think It Had Over 60 Chapters and I Can't Find it Anymore So Please If You Can send Me the Link Please Do. :)

I'm Looking For Some New Fic's

Harry Potter:

I Like The "Harry Goes to an Alternate Universe" Fic's But There Are Only a Handful so Please If You Know a Good One Please PM The Link

Also Anyone Knows A Good, Finished Or At Least One That Keeps Updates Close Honks?

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Second World by Deadlandmarshal reviews
James Bond and his son, Harry face the most powerful force James has ever conceived, the secrets of the Second World. I now have a Beta, the amazing pazed! Updates will be posted when finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 91 - Words: 197,864 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P.
Have Chrome, Will Travel by Deadlandmarshal reviews
Albus Dumbledore has been looking for his young charge for a long time, he is being assaulted on all sides by those who are looking for the young man he lost so long ago. He has taken a final desperate gamble with the coming of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, he wanted Harry Potter… the Chrome Wizard has come! Betaed by the amazing pazed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 114,690 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 2,473 - Follows: 3,352 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Harry P.
Precocious Crush by Makokam reviews
So, you meet someone who gets you. You have fun together, you like each other, and they're cute. But he says you're too young. What are you supposed to do? Just let it go? -Cover Art by Coasting-
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 216 - Words: 283,272 - Reviews: 6859 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 12/29/2010 - [Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl] OC
Marry The Knight by seriousish reviews
How do you stop Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy from marrying rich and killing their husbands for the inheritance? Well, if you're Bruce Wayne, you can always marry them yourself.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,030 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 157,419 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 2/13/2008
Yet Still Even More Fragments! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a fifth one to keep the chapter numbers down. And man do I have a hard time NOT coming up with random ideas every five seconds!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 109,940 - Reviews: 1599 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 6/28/2014
I think I'm a Clone Now by Agent-G reviews
Naruto and Sakura wake up in the hospital not sure how they got there, the last thing they remembered was the chunin exams. But are they really who they think they are? And if they aren't who they think they are, then who are they?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 129,355 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
History's Strongest Shinobi by Kenchi618 reviews
On that day years ago they put their faith in him, Naruto made a promise that he would be the best ninja he could be. Either all alone, or together with friends he was going to make his family proud. Whether the ninja underworld wanted him to or not he'd either die trying, or become the strongest shinobi in history. AU.
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 503,745 - Reviews: 2562 - Favs: 2,323 - Follows: 1,958 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Naruto U.
Colors and Capes by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander in DC played for laughs. You've never seen crack like this before!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,607 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
Hero System by dogbertcarroll reviews
Load Game Avatar - Xander Harris... Begin story in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Story starts.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,771 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 11/12/2014
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 899,570 - Reviews: 7209 - Favs: 7,537 - Follows: 6,744 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Path of the King by Neoalfa reviews
"With swords that aren't yours, with skills that aren't yours, for dreams that aren't yours. Your entire existence is a lie!" - "Then I'll show you that even fake dreams can become reality." A different choice, a different path, a different FATE. Shirou/Multi
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,686 - Reviews: 2930 - Favs: 3,490 - Follows: 3,348 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Shirō E., Caster
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 406,589 - Reviews: 4336 - Favs: 6,272 - Follows: 6,826 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 102,018 - Reviews: 2104 - Favs: 3,559 - Follows: 2,978 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Girl Stuff by the-voiceless reviews
Ellie has reached a very very special point in her life where a teenage crush can take her and Joel on another adventure, and it all starts with the most unpleasant, awkward, scary, and desperate situation which brings Joel to breaking point. (JoelxEllie) Pairing
Last of Us - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 132,708 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Ellie, Joel
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5152 - Favs: 4,629 - Follows: 3,726 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Bid Time Return by Daniella Harwood reviews
After she dies giving birth to the twins, Padmé is given the chance to go back in time and rewrite the history of the Republic. It is an opportunity to save her love, - even if it means saving him from herself, - the lives of many and the Republic from Palpatine, But as she strives to do so, many changes arise, from which comes a future she never looked for.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,809 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 9/19/2014 - [Padmé Amidala, Obi-Wan K.] - Complete
Naruto: Soldiers of Fortune by Kenchi618 reviews
AU in a more modern urban setting. Will be EPIC in length. Things aren't as they appear in this world. With a normal life out of reach, can Naruto figure out the mysteries that surround his existence and survive long enough to cash in on the potentially lucrative (and dangerous) career path of the mercenary? ...Either way it beats actually working for a living. NarutoxFem. Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 406,970 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 1,516 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 561,190 - Reviews: 7719 - Favs: 6,902 - Follows: 5,755 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Frozen Shards by Anysia reviews
A collection of Frozen drabbles/short fics from Tumblr. Largely Kristanna, some character studies. [Ratings and genres will vary — check chapter headings for more info.]
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,608 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Anna, Kristoff B., Elsa, Hans
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 156 - Words: 706,750 - Reviews: 9122 - Favs: 3,677 - Follows: 2,789 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 9/4/2005
In a Hole in the Ground by LouphiaTheHobbit reviews
After the battle of five armies and the death of Thorin Oakenshield, Kíli's life changes drastically. Together with an exiled she-elf he ends up in an unlikely place: The Shire. This is the story of how a certain dwarf came to live in the Shire, hidden from his kin and rarely visited by the King under the mountain. Fluff, a little drama and maybe baby-dwelfs!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,258 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Bilbo B., Fili, Kili, Tauriel
Fragrance of the Violet by InfinityStar reviews
A case investigation brings Goren face-to-face with a ghost from his past, which strains and changes his relationship with his partner during a very unsettling time.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 161,458 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 3/5/2013 - R. Goren, A. Eames
The Newest Challenger by Kenchi618 reviews
No way home? Maybe so. But one Uzumaki Naruto doesn't believe that. This world is strange, filled with interesting people and things, but no matter where you are one thing never changes; with a strong will anything is possible. A few clones never hurt either.
Crossover - Street Fighter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 754,952 - Reviews: 4073 - Favs: 2,622 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U.
The Gwen Stacy Syndrome by seriousish reviews
Mary Jane and Felicia get tired of playing second fiddle to a virgin with no driver's license. PeterxMJxFelicia
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,029 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W., Felicia H./Black Cat
The Way We Were by LoveforPenandDerek reviews
Short story series about Reid's love life. New story- Emily only wants one thing for Christmas but will the genius she loves realize it's him in time?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,697 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 3/14/2010 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid
Diplomatic Gestures by Aicosu reviews
She didn't have need for an assassin, but she couldn't very well reject the gift without angering the Serkonos regency. They were a traditional people with a traditional mind. She'd have to work around it. (A take on how Corvo Attano came to be the Royal Protector and the object of Jessamine's heart.) CorvoXJessamine mute!Corvo
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,417 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Corvo A., Jessamine K., A. Sokolov, H. Burrows
Walking on Sunshine by dogbertcarroll reviews
Losing a bet and being forced to dress as Supergirl, Xander found Halloween a bit more of a hassle than he expected, but not nearly as much as the PTB did, so they sent him on a marvelous adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,541 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Xander H.
O' Brave New World by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Year Five, crack pairing. Hermione's mum has come to visit after a nasty divorce. Sirius Black is an ex-convict. You get the picture... As do Harry and Hermione, unfortunately.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 121,837 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 4/14/2007
Endless Night by InfinityStar reviews
A sudden loss overshadows Goren's preparations to cope with the death of another loved one. Continuation of the Choices AU.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 116,039 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 4/18/2012 - R. Goren, A. Eames
Konoha's Mistake by blade4228 reviews
At the age of five Naruto is badly beaten and left for dead. Where Tsunade comes across him and raise him as her own. Will Naruto still dream of being Hokage or has that changed?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 289,328 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 3,684 - Follows: 3,195 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Walking in the shadows by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,938 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Xander H.
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
True Warriors Never Die by Kenchi618 reviews
With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 388,986 - Reviews: 3970 - Favs: 5,525 - Follows: 4,752 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U.
Preconceptions by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander loses his memory and Buffy decides it's the perfect time to cut him out of the slaying. What he doesn't remember he can't miss and by the time his memory returns it'll be a done deal, right?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,038 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Xander H.
Harry Potter and the World Beneath by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
Running away from the Dursleys at a young age was a turning point of his destiny. Now he lives alone in the wilderness of a land long forgotten by the passage of time. And this is the story of his discovery in the lost world beneath. Slow updates, sorry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,660 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 2,646 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D., Bill W., Charlie W.
The Battle Never Ends by Kenchi618 reviews
Taught from a young age to fight for his village, Naruto thought he knew what combat was all about. In the chaotic world he now finds himself in it won't take long for him to find out that he has absolutely no idea. There are no heroes on the battlefield.
Crossover - Metal Gear & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 364,147 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U.
From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 616,054 - Reviews: 4545 - Favs: 3,838 - Follows: 3,394 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
On the back of the turtle by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander didn't dress as a soldier this time... Overkill doesn't begin to describe it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,862 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 4/10/2014
The Artist and the Faker by Agitated Animator reviews
When the Einzberns summon a different Servant for the 5th War, Shirou Emiya winds up summoning the Red Saber from Fate/Extra. With this Servant by his side, Shirou's in for a Grail War unlike any other. Done as a response to The Infamous Man's challenge.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,304 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 1,575 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Shirō E.
First Try: Team Tetsuo by Lucillia reviews
Kakashi was a bit late to fill out a bit of paperwork, and Tetsuo manages to keep Naruto as his student and gain that year's Rookie of the Year and Top Kunoichi. With what he sees as a potential dream team, or at least one that won't drag Naruto down, he decides to prepare them for the Winter Chunin Exams that are coming up in two months. Diverges from First Try Chapter 11.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 88,911 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 2,244 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
R&D by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF but why should all the costumes be American when the proprietor isn't? Xander dresses as the last human alive...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,918 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Xander H.
Spiders and Magic: Rise of Spider-Mane by Maximus- Reborn reviews
Trouble is brewing in Equestria, and Spider-Man is summoned to save the day! However, he takes the form of a pony upon his arrival and slowly starts to lose his powers. Now as Peter Pony Parker, he must become Equestria's new hero as the Amazing Spider-Mane, but with past failures haunting his mind, will somepony be able to give him the happiness he deserves? OFFICIALLY COMPLETE.
Crossover - Spider-Man & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 366,296 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Twilight Sparkle, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Trixie - Complete
Worthy of Love by CultOfStrawberry reviews
For so long, Hephaestus has been scorned by everyone else, even by the Goddess of Love herself. But the lame god learns just what love is, how little appearances really count, and that everyone is worthy of being loved.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,258 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Hephaestus
First Knight by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Council is up and running, so the Scoobs have finally gotten a chance to take a breath and look around... only to find one of them missing. Xander's returned to the US and the search for the man leads to a certain hotel...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,024 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 7/16/2014
Sentinels by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
What if the US government response to mutants was a bit more... Measured? One-shot.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Complete
He has a dog by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Order of the Phoenix calls in outside help to deal with their little problem...
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014
Fate Can Be So Cruel by Pandafan91 reviews
After 20 years of being forced to live as a slave, Po finally returns home to the Valley, searching for the one man who has kept him from losing hope for so long. His Dad. After his return, Po is greeted by the man who has caused him so much pain, and who was the cause of so many years of Po's suffering. Master Oogway. Will Po accept his destiny and overcome his hatred for Masters?
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 242,333 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Po, Oogway, Tigress, Mr. Ping - Complete
Yet Even More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a fourth one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 118,044 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Complete
Going over the falls by dogbertcarroll reviews
Grunckle Stan tests the portal machine, but opening cracks in the fabric of the universe often has unintentional consequences. A pair of familiar faces with an unusual goal slips through the cracks causing trouble for the Pine twins.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,337 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P. - Complete
The Kurosaki Affair by DameM reviews
Years have passed and Ichigo is now a doctor. If he thought he could continue a mortal life in peace, he was sadly mistaken. With a fiancee that loved to hit and a father that was crazier than a loon, anything but normality is possible. "SIW" sequel.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,113 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
I Still Say it Looks like a Nail by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander takes a little time off to let his wounds heal after the Olaf incident. His mother's estranged brother's place should be quiet enough to give him the time to heal, after all how exciting could working in deep space telemetry be?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,138 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 24487 - Favs: 12,254 - Follows: 11,228 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Jump To The Left by dogbertcarroll reviews
Soldier, Tinker, Tailor, Slider?
Crossover - X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,363 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 1/20/2014
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 248 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking; war and technology are pushing on the edge of the unbelievable, and S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately attempts to keep the peace. The soldier and the scientist are not the only lights that push back against the darkness, however; magic will encompass the world again as the last wizard makes himself known.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 252,192 - Reviews: 6162 - Favs: 9,816 - Follows: 11,267 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
I Remember I Told You I Love You by seriousish reviews
BND fic. When Peter took Mephisto's deal, it was only because he knew he would find Mary-Jane again. He never thought he'd find Felicia Hardy first.
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,886 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W., Norman O./Green Goblin, Felicia H./Black Cat - Complete
Copyright Infringement by dogbertcarroll reviews
Johnathan and Xander burgled all the Coach's files and equipment on the swim team's transformation to make sure there wouldn't be anything fishy in their future, but what Johnathan does with the project's gear and a couple of blood samples...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,610 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Xander H.
Practice by Anysia reviews
In which Anna brings home a puppy, Kristoff finds himself inadvertently 'practicing,' and Elsa is fed up with the whole thing. [MarriedLife!Kristanna, with platonic/sisterly Elsa & Anna, elements of Kristoff/Elsa BrOTP, and general Kristelsanna family feels. One-shot.]
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/23/2014 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] Elsa - Complete
Yet More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a third one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 131,163 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Complete
Be Mine! by sadistic lunatic reviews
:: Medaka Box x Maga-Tsuki :: How exactly does one prove that they 'love the person they love the most? Conventional reasoning may fail, but that never did apply to gods or, in this case, a goddess of calamity, right? Zenkichi/Harem
Crossover - Misc. Anime/Manga & Medaka Box/めだかボックス - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 4/16/2014
Stórmerki, Undur by LJ9 reviews
Merida and Hiccup help each other find a way home. The companion to "A Distant Star, A Burning Sun" (hence the same terrible summary).
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,101 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless, Merida, Queen Elinor - Complete
A Distant Star, A Burning Sun by LJ9 reviews
Hiccup and Merida help each other find a way home.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,800 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless, Stoick, Merida - Complete
I wouldn't exactly call that sitting by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,141 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
The Raikage by Aragon Potter reviews
After succeeding in retrieving Sasuke, Naruto was banished from Konoha due to the Council's fear of the Akatsuki coming after him and destroying Konoha. 10 years later after being banished Naruto becomes the new Raikage of Kumo and leads it to greatness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 515,327 - Reviews: 2720 - Favs: 4,921 - Follows: 3,807 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Naruto U.
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,295 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 2,114 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 2,562 - Follows: 2,273 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Lacking an Anchor by dogbertcarroll reviews
Willow tries to keep Xander safe, by sending him away from battle using a teleport spell she'd barely read. Xander's in for quite a trip, pity the multiverse.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,311 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Xander H.
Death's Little Brother by mjimeyg reviews
Harry is told of a new world which might need his help. There he finds new family and new ways to annoy people. (Not Slash)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smallville - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 491,060 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Harry P., Clark K./Superman
All The News That's Fit To Tell by Hunger4Righteousness reviews
Roxanne's on the other side of the table now when it comes covering to her beau's media events. And Megamind can't help taking advantage of the situation. You know, since no one's going to know anyway.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Roxanne R., Megamind, Metro Man, Minion - Complete
Naruto Shippuden: Namikaze's Return Redux! by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Starts right after the Sasuke Retrieval, Jiraiya takes Naruto on a three year training trip. Taking his training seriously Naruto strives to become the best he can and learn everything that Konoha denied him. Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 379,408 - Reviews: 2395 - Favs: 5,596 - Follows: 4,653 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Faces and Facets by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF done in my own hair-brained style. Xander's costume choice is inspired... by a committee.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,675 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/11/2014
Promises of a Wandering Hero by Neoalfa reviews
He promised to be a Hero capable of saving everyone. But before that he made other promises he can't remember under a different name. How will Shirou react when he finds his lost past? - Shirou/Multi Mature Contents.
Crossover - Love Hina & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 116,210 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 2,486 - Follows: 2,406 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Shirō E.
More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a second one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 111,105 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Complete
Bioshock 3: Eleanor's Dream by Crazy Iemon reviews
Eleanor thought her problems were over when she left Rapture. Little did she know that her adventures were just beginning! Follow Eleanor as she struggles with this new world and encounters an old familiar face...Abandoned, summary in last chapter.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,867 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Eleanor L., Jack R. - Complete
Heart and Soul by Sillimaure reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 752,614 - Reviews: 5692 - Favs: 6,254 - Follows: 5,805 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Two Steps Forward by Anysia reviews
The best laid plans of mice and men… something something something. Frankly, they're both too miserable to worry much about aphorisms, what with their worlds falling apart and all. [Kristanna, one-shot]
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/15/2014 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] Elsa - Complete
Quite Contrary by The-Year-of-the-Dragon reviews
Summary: Edward can't help, but enjoy a good joke. And when Kidd turns out to be a woman, he can't help but enjoy it. Edward/Mary
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Edward K.
Links Broken, Bonds Forged by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander was kicked out of the group at Buffy's request, so why does he look so happy about it?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,130 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Xander H.
Normalizing by Anysia reviews
Kristoff isn't quite sure where he fits into this whole thing, or to life in the castle. [EarlyRelationship!Kristanna, with a dash of Elsa/Kristoff BrOTP. One-shot.]
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/6/2014 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] Elsa - Complete
Reaping the Whirlwind (The Boom Boom Boom Ba Remix) by Lizbeth Marcs reviews
What does the addition of supernatural-related reaps to the reaping workload, Roxy's promotion, the addition of a new grim reaper with supernatural experience, a new sort-of boyfriend who may or may not be a pirate, and an approaching apocalypse all have in common? New grim reaper boss George doesn't know, but she's willing to bet that in the middle of it all the universe will kic
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dead Like Me - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,036 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Xander H., Dawn S., George L., Mason - Complete
Beyond Good and Evil by The Soul of A Warrior reviews
At a young age, Naruto believed that his destiny was to live alone and when he discovered why... he became an Avenger. But even an Avenger can lose their purpose for a better one. Don't own Naruto, semi-dark Naruto, NarutoXHarem AUDITED*Failure to COmplete*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,396 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Without End by Icedragonmo3 reviews
A series of One-shots and scenes that I know I'll never finish, but need to write down so they'll stop bouncing in my head.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,030 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Harry P.
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 8067 - Favs: 4,902 - Follows: 3,268 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
Lullaby by Anysia reviews
Anna hates being sick, but it's slightly more bearable with Kristoff by her side. [Kristanna, one-shot.]
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/14/2013 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] - Complete
Compromise by Anysia reviews
Life's all about compromise. [Kristanna, one-shot.]
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/10/2013 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] - Complete
Love Will Thaw by Anysia reviews
Anna's baby is beautiful, and so very, very small, and Elsa is terrified of him. [Implied Kristanna, Elsa/Anna family feels, one-shot.]
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 73 - Published: 12/4/2013 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] Elsa - Complete
Of Birthdays and Somedays by Anysia reviews
If Kristoff had ever had a birthday, and if he wasn't so impossible to deal with, and if Anna had the faintest idea what a spruce tree looked like, none of this would have happened. [Kristanna, one-shot.]
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] - Complete
Call the Midwife by thefireplanet reviews
"No!" Anna squeaks. "No, no, no—my water just broke."
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Anna, Kristoff B., Elsa - Complete
Milady by LJ9 reviews
She did not blush, especially not at a simple word.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Magical Night in the Museum by weirdbard reviews
Drakken sends Shego to a 'special' museum to get some items for him. There Shego finds dangerous items, dangerous people and Ron Stoppable. Of all the dangers to be found in the weird museum to one most likely to take Shego's heart could be Stoppable himself.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,377 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Ron S., Shego - Complete
Through the Storm We Reach the Shore by LJ9 reviews
A few years have passed, and this time Merida's the one who's requested a gathering. Maybe with a wider guest list she'll have a better chance of finding a husband.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,638 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Hiccup, Merida - Complete
Smallville - New Beginnings by MaxFic reviews
Lois Lane always manages to find trouble. When she interferes with Clark trying to use the Legion ring to prevent being exposed by Linda Lake she causes the mother of all rewinds in time. Now, he'll make the best of things in ways that any average super powered teenager would. CLOIS
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,529 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L.
Dissociative Identity Quandary by Panda-chan-plays-tennis reviews
Penny notices something strange is going on with her boys. She had no idea what she was dealing with and what she would learn about Sheldon's unmentionable past. Who knew Sheldon was so diverse? P/S sails here.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,883 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Intimacy Without Intricacy by Daniella Harwood reviews
After Geonosis, Count Dooku asks for a Peace conference to take place between the New Republic and the Jedi, bringing Senators and Masters together in more ways than one. Meanwhile Palpatine aims to unleash a scandal which could break the Republic forever. With references to the film Deception, and Karen Miller's Wild Space, this is a Obidala Clone Wars AU.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 188,013 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Padmé Amidala, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 2,877 - Follows: 2,465 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Strange and Charmed by SpaceAnJL reviews
*New Ficlet* Non-chronological TPP-verse ficlets.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 13,374 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny
Please forgive me if I am hard on you by The-Year-of-the-Dragon reviews
Rating M (For Sex, Violence, Language, and everything Ellie and Joel do...) Summary: You don't make it through a pandemic by being the nicest survivor. This is a Ellie/Joel story and he helps get her ready to face a world without laws and moral. It is a lot darker than my other stories. (no rape from Joel)
Last of Us - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 118,526 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Ellie, Joel - Complete
Crush by dogbertcarroll reviews
A one shot BtVS/JLU crossover that I decided not to continue, but a decent one shot. An increasingly mislabeled one-shot Continued by popular demand.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,899 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
No Regrets by omnomnomnom195 reviews
Naruto never wanted to make the same mistake Jiraiya had. To go each and every day loving a person, but never telling them how you felt. He swore after his beloved masters death that he would never let another day go back without letting Sakura know in some way that he cared for her, cherished her, and loved her. NaruSaku Drabbles. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,238 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Just various fragments. Ideas and the beginnings of some good stories that came to me, but I lack the time to work on or a plot in some cases.
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 129,971 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Monsters of the Wilds by gabriel blessing reviews
Song Jae Gu was a bitter young man when he met her, the girl in snake skin boots. It was a meeting that would shape his life. And many years later, the girls of the Wilds would meet him as well. Him and the Monster Lord beside him. It was probably the strangest meeting the Queen would ever have too. But whether the most important meeting was Jae Gu or Alice, well, that's a mystery
Crossover - Misc. Games & Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,466 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Girls of the Wild's/소녀더와일즈
Intervention by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter was programmed to die. Sometimes thing don't go as planned. A crossover with DC Comics Deadman.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,551 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 109 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Lone Ranger Shorts by The Hazeldines reviews
A collection of short stories with all the characters from Lone Ranger. I will update frequently. There is no slash of any kind . Rating might raise as time goes on. ENJOY!
Lone Ranger - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 12,901 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - John Reid/Lone Ranger, Tonto, Rebecca, Danny
M-Day by mjimeyg reviews
M-Day. A day that would go down in history as the emergence of a new breed of humans. The Magicals. It all started with one individual who thought he was there to save the mutants. Sequel to Potter's Protector, rating for violence and swearing, no slash.
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 140,583 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Harry P.
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10034 - Favs: 9,647 - Follows: 6,903 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ranger Harry by Meteoricshipyards reviews
My 2010 Nanowrimo story. A crossover between Harry Potter and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. Harry ends up in an ADnD world at a young age. Trained as a Ranger, when Dumbledore gets him back he's not a little boy any more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,306 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 1,818 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - N. Tonks
Shotgun by Luan Mao reviews
Sometimes you do things not because it's right or because you want to but because someone makes you.
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Mindy M./Hit Girl, Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mr. Lizewski - Complete
Life is one long orgasm by Angles of Death reviews
Today is the final stage of the Chunin Exams. But Naruto wakes up with an unexpected condition. Hint: read the title. ***Warning: Disturbing Content*** Humor/Parody.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,237 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
No Home-Training by The-Year-of-the-Dragon reviews
Rating: M for language (Ellie and Bill are a deadly combination) Pairing:Joel/Ellie Summary: This is a Joel/Ellie story that runs through the game and beyond. My goal was to make it a real case for the pairing. It is getting beta by the wonderful Somebodypeople
Last of Us - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 71,723 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Ellie, Joel - Complete
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 2,916 - Follows: 4,246 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
Firsts by Blue Jeans reviews
Sakura imagined many firsts with Sasuke, but reality can leave its own impressions.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/21/2013 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] - Complete
When The Fox Gets Petted by The Soul of A Warrior reviews
After Akatsuki's defeat, purging of the council, and a brand new Konoha, Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto can finally relax. But why are these females suddenly appearing with problems? The better question should be... why do the problems all come to him? NarutoxGirl...s?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,337 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Legacy Of Fire by Bahoogasmif reviews
Having settled into their new home on Rannoch, Tali and Shepard decide its time to take the plunge into parenthood by adoption. This story acts as a prequel for another story called "Mass Effect: Pathways" authored by "TheWerdna"
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,906 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
I'd Build You a World by LJ9 reviews
Modern AU: The DunBrochs host a Highland games at the castle every summer, and Stoick drags Hiccup down for a visit.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,441 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Hiccup, Merida - Complete
The Words Of A Loved One by Pandafan91 reviews
After getting seriously hurt on a mission, Po is lying in his bed all banged up and unconscious. Unable to do anything except sit and wait, the Five begin to tell stories about the panda and how when he came into their lives, they were much better off for it. Will Po be able to ever wake up again? Or will the loveable oaf be lost to them all forever? Rated T for Violence.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,780 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Po, Tigress - Complete
Bio Of A Nihilistic Prankster by Oddly Ginger reviews
Our favorite Zeppo gains a new, strange perspective on life on the Hellmouth. As the first (and only) Vampire King, he's fighting the good fight in a new way - and stopping the world from ending. Again.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,309 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Xander H., Marshall Lee
Hogyoku ex Machina by Mac Ceallach reviews
In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,592 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 4,208 - Follows: 1,636 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
iGet Kicked Out by ohmygoshseddiex3 reviews
What happens when Sam's mom kicks her out? How about when Carly's dad comes home and won't let Sam move in with them? What's her next option? I'll give you a hint: SEDDIE! A story of realizations, family, friendships, and more.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 44,933 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Rationalizations by The-Year-of-the-Dragon reviews
Rating: T Ellie's language Pairing Joel/Ellie (not romantic yet) Summary: *Spoilers* After finally starting their cross country trip Ellie has to deal with certain problems about how it got started
Last of Us - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Joel, Ellie - Complete
A Year and a Day by LJ9 reviews
...and another day after that. The sequel to "A Distant Star, A Burning Sun" and "Stormerki, Undur."
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,570 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Hiccup, Merida - Complete
iGo to College by angelsinstead reviews
Freddie, Sam, Carly and Gibby are attending Seattle U. What happens when Sam and Freddie end up having to share a room together?
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,033 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Midnight by Tahllydarling reviews
When the nightmares wake her, Gretel's first instinct is to reach for her twin. One shot.
Hansel & Gretel - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Hansel, Gretel - Complete
Will You Go Out With My Big, Green AlterEgo? by dhauren reviews
Stark flipped his face plate up and studied the scene. "I think she just gave Hulk his first sexual experience." Thor comes to rescue Jane and Darcy with the Avengers in tow. Hulk makes an appearance, and is impressed by a taser-happy intern.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,106 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B.
Fate Revenant Sword by James D. Fawkes reviews
Angra Mainyu wants to be born. But the Fifth War is over, and Shirou has rejected the Grail. With the Grail System destined for dismantlement, no path to birth remains in the future. So what better solution than to send the winner back to the beginning and give him a second chance to fail? "I am Servant Saber. I ask of you: Are you my Master?" SaberXShirou "Avalon" shipping
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,010 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 3/22/2012 - [Shirō E., Arturia Pendragon] Rin T. - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Kill Me or Kiss Me? by CaptainTightPants12 reviews
A series of 'Kill me or Kiss Me' moments in Clois history, ranging from Season 4 to Season 10 and beyond.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 251 - Words: 433,425 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L.
Hunter's Moon by Christy Tortland reviews
Alkyone, an Amazon jealous of Hippolyta's motherhood, steals baby Diana from Themyscira, fleeing to Man's World. She decides to raise Diana in a place no proud Amazon will think to look: the corrupted Gotham City. AU BMWW. The sequel, HUNTER'S NIGHT, is now posted.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 220,026 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
No fairytale but still good by The-Year-of-the-Dragon reviews
Summary: Daphne is reflecting on life during the thirteen ghost of Scooby-doo. Her and Shaggy are the only ones left and have formed some relationship they are happy with. Rating T for drug references. Pairing: Daphne/Shaggy
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Daphne, Shaggy - Complete
Hands by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
A slightly more realistic take on the "Human in Equestria" story concept... For a given value of "realistic."
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,964 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy
Paradigm by Laura Schiller reviews
We know that the other Jack got his happy ending. But how did the other Victoria cope with losing her whole world?
Oblivion - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Complete
Reality by TheGreatHibiki reviews
What if you had lived your life, accepted your death and the deaths of all those you had loved. What happens when you wake up and find out it's all been an illusion? What if reality isn’t reality? Chapter 431 Manga Spoilers. you have been warned
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Naruto U.
NMAC: Naruto Mahora Academy Chronicle by sunwraith reviews
After Naruto dies, he is given a second chance by Kami to live his life without the Kyuubi. But how will he survive being an assistant to a 10 year old boy teacher, and his class of teenage girls? Strong!Naruto NarutoxHarem
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 283,269 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Naruto U.
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7612 - Favs: 4,857 - Follows: 4,718 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Naruto of the Shikon by LD 1449 reviews
NaruInuyasha Xover: Naruto has lost everything in the final battle. He is asked to aid a group in their journey. But will his own grief and pain get in the way? Or will this new group heal his broken soul.I don't own Naruto or Inuyasha
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 108,778 - Reviews: 4638 - Favs: 2,914 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Everybody Loves Spidey by Maximus- Reborn reviews
A series of one-shots featuring several of Marvel's finest women being paired up with Peter Parker, the Amazing Spider-Man. With each chapter comes a different story and pairing. Chapter Thirty-One "Amora - The Enchantress"
Crossover - Spider-Man & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 33,224 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Peter P./Spider-Man
Letters to Meemaw by Kiaira reviews
With the death of Sheldon's beloved grandmother, it is Penny who must help her friend cope with the loss of his Meemaw. Yet, can she really consider him just a friend after she discovers just what those letters to his meemaw have been filled with?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,489 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C.
To be Something More by hartful13 reviews
A bet that would start a ride Freddie Benson nor the University of Washington will never forget, nor will Samantha Puckett if he loses this bet... Seddie/Cibby
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,176 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
A Brother's Love by Houkaru Kisaragi reviews
Minato knows that once he seals the Kyubi into his son, the villagers will undeniably condemn Naruto's fate. Unwilling to take the grave risk, Minato requests the head of the Shuzen household, Issa Shuzen, to raise his son for him.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,576 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Naruto U.
Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy Bears and Spot by Clell65619 reviews
Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11, young Harry Munster is offered a place at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he isn't interested, for four reasons. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy bears, and Spot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Munsters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,790 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 148 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Complete
The Devil You Know by Mlee.Write reviews
Set post Red John. "He just sort of moved in with me," Teresa said. "Like a cat I fed, who won't leave now."' What happens to Jane and Lisbon once Red John is finally gone? Some fluffy, some angst, 100% JISBON.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 48,957 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
9 Months by Kipling Bunny reviews
A happy accident is an oxymoron. Either way, Bruce and Diana have nine months to prepare.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,701 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman
The Nanny by pigwiz reviews
I really didn't lie, I am finished writing, but I remembered this one I wrote last December. It was languishing on my computer, so I decided to dust it off and, here it is!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,614 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Dance With a Stranger by alaricnomad reviews
PeterClaire. As Claire struggles to fit into the world of the Petrelli, she and Peter must come to terms with what it means to be family, and falling further into illicit desire. COMPLETE.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 118,419 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 3/28/2007 - [Claire B., Peter P.] - Complete
One more Time by Kyi-Ragkiril reviews
What would you do if you were on your death bed after achieving all of your goals but instead of dying you wake up in the past? If you are Uzumaki Naruto and Sakura, then shaking the very foundations of the ninja world seem like a thing of the past.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 165,182 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Local Man Finds His Arcade 'Turbotastic' by Cadavatar reviews
Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1672 - Favs: 3,789 - Follows: 3,099 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
An Ippo in time by chimmon reviews
Makonochi Ippo has somehow found himself in the past just as he was going to start boxing. What will he do differently if given a chance?
Fighting Spirit - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,411 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Complete
Wabi Sabi by gabriel blessing reviews
The tender love between a boy and a girl, and all it implies: stolen kisses, gentle touches, broken bones, ball gags, fights to the death, the end of the world, cannibalism... Wait, what? A love story that goes where it really shouldn't have gone, and yet still ends up happy.
Crossover - Air Gear & Sankarea/さんかれあ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55,460 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 114 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Itsuki "Ikki" M., Rea S. - Complete
Feeling Complete by dreamcatcherxx reviews
Aphrodite always sleeps as far away from him as possible, and she is always so cold.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Aphrodite, Hephaestus - Complete
Fakers! by TheGreatHibiki reviews
It was a bad joke, one heard from her mother that brought about a great change in both her own life, and the life of a man who became her most precious person.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,036 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Fractures by a red burn reviews
Maybe their past will make them better.
Hansel & Gretel - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Gretel, Hansel - Complete
we are all sinners by a red burn reviews
She dreams of wounds and death, doesn't let him know how much Muriel has affected her, but she needs to feel him alive.
Hansel & Gretel - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Gretel, Hansel - Complete
iKnow What's in the Water by whispered love 13 reviews
AU You know those tales of mermaids and stuff you used to listen to as a little kid? Well, they are real, no matter what anyone else says. I should know, I've seen them. Seddie Rated T for language and teen angst that will come later in the story!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,253 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
The Pride of Sunnydale by The Saint Of Killers reviews
When Xander is possessed by a different animal spirit on his fateful trip to the zoo, a new champion against the darkness is born on the Hellmouth. With new options available to him, Xander's different choices and actions cause ever expanding ripples in the tapestry of fate. With the future of the Scoobies changing with every step, will they still succeed in saving the world?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 119,956 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Xander H.
Love is a Many Splendored thing by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Short fic: Harry and Dumbledore catch up after the former's son reaches Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Someone to Love by The Ferryman reviews
Honks. what if Ginny died at the Battle of Hogwarts and Tonks lived? Riddle is dead, the battle won, but the war is not yet over. Two grieving people have one chance to clean up the MoM for good, the clock's ticking, while caring for a baby half-werewolf.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 138,383 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Harry P., N. Tonks
iChained by ZBixby reviews
Sam and Freddie have always been bickering. Well what happens when they hurt Mrs. Briggs and are forced to be chained together at the wrist for three months. Will their arguing get better? Seddie! Rated T just in case.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,402 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 8/27/2008
Beauty From Pain by InfinityStar reviews
He couldn't let her go through it alone, and he never regretted that decision. The moment they placed the newborn baby in his arms, he lost his heart.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 103,673 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 10/8/2007 - R. Goren, A. Eames
It's hard to keep a Hitgirl down by dogbertcarroll reviews
Be it Illness or Injury, Marcus knows he can rely on Mindy staying in bed for Dave, but why does that fact seem as disquieting as it is comforting? Contest entry for Precocious Crush.
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Mindy M./Hit Girl, Dave L./Kick-Ass - Complete
Growing up by coso reviews
What if Anko saw Naruto being brushed off by kakashi in the hospital in favor of training Sasuke and decided to see if Naruto was really that bad? It changes everything for the blonde later on.Mini harem, NarutoxAnkoxAyame & humor, drama and adventure.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,381 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 2,203 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Naruto U., Anko M.
I Only Have Eyes For You by GirlquinndreameR reviews
For most girls, true love is first love. That should be true for Sakura, too... but there is a longing inside her that hasn't stopped NaruSaku .
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,441 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dark Matter Missing Moments by innocent-vessel reviews
A series of vignettes from the Dark Matter timeline. Mostly Darcy/Bruce but some Clint/ Natasha as well.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Darcy L., Hulk/Bruce B.
Control by Wahmenitu reviews
No longer one-shots, more of a chapter story focused on Bruce and Darcy's growing relationship. Fluffy and sweet. Other Avengers featured. Other pairings may be mentioned including, but not limited to, Tony and Pepper, Thor and Jane, and Clint and Natasha. Rating subject to change.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,251 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B.
An Amazon, a Bat, and a Fish by Christy Tortland reviews
Aquaman tries to woo Diana, newest member of the Justice League. However, complications ensue. And why the heck is Batman always around? BM/WW, CK/LL. Oneshot. Major fluff.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,850 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Not Quite the Same as Stalking by Bekkoni reviews
Superman finds a rather...disturbing file of Batman's and decides to intervene. Which is never the best of ideas. BM/WW, One-Shot
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Honor Thy Masters by gabriel blessing reviews
Kenichi never really had much going for him. However, there was always one way Kenichi excelled: he was lucky in his Masters. A shame that those of Ryouzanpaku weren't the first he called his Master though.
Crossover - Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple & Bakemonogatari/化物語 - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 181,691 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
A Chalice in the Atelier by sadistic lunatic reviews
:: Drabble Series :: Primarily Zenkichi/Medaka, but most likely will delve into Zenkichi/Harem later.
Medaka Box/めだかボックス - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,085 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 2,561 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
Marking Your Territory by Zkname reviews
Things are becoming relaxed and complacent in the Oga Household. Hilda and Oga now have passed the bridge of understanding one another. With that accomplished, a sense of comfort is now felt in each others company. To ensure these days remain content and nothing changes, Hilda might find herself having to astoblish some dominance over her status as 'wife' for that to remain true.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,011 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Oga T., Hildagarde/Hilda - Complete
Oh No You Didn't! by dhauren reviews
At any other time, the sight of Darcy's husband's alter ego, the supposed rage monster, cowering in the corner of a room might be amusing. Right now? Not so much. Hulk really doesn't like it when the people he loves are in pain. Bruce/Darcy (from Thor)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Another Christmas Miracle by Nuwanda31 reviews
After falling in love at Christmas, Emily and Reid embark on a new relationship. For two people with little useful experience and a stressful job, it's easier said than done, especially when dreams of the future are about to arrive sooner than planned.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 89,592 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
Date Smart by Hawk reviews
Enough waiting, Shego wants a date and she wants it now, no matter what Ron thinks about it! But Kim has a few objections to that particular idea! The Moodulators the two ladies are wearing doesn't make the sitch any easier for Ron to handle!
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,663 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Ron S., Shego
Ten Reasons Why by Maximus- Reborn reviews
A series of reasons why two heroes, despite their opposite traits, can form and maintain a relationship happily. Laura Kinney x Peter Parker
Crossover - X-Men & Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Laura K./X-23, Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Big Fish, Tiny Pond by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
In the aftermath of Pein's attack on Konoha, Naruto is given a task vital to his village's safety. His mission: Beat the chuunin exam in Kirigakure like a rented mule. Like it owed him money. Like he wanted revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 1,014 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Naruto U., Karui
The Very First Time by Hicc reviews
Hiccup and Astrid finally go all the way.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,441 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 78 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
They'll Need A Crane by Panda Hallows reviews
SEQUEL!...to Birdhouse In Your Soul...Carly is off and married while Sam and Freddie deal with their relationship that could be crashing and burning.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,980 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
First Try by Lucillia reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 2,576 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Choice by reens reviews
Before leading the Viking warriors on a blind mission to Helheim's Gate, Stoick takes desperate measures to secure his son's future. Forcing Hiccup into marriage might be just the thing. Cover image courtesy of IvanGriscenko on deviantart.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,995 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Know by Christy C reviews
Natasha knows. Bruce knows. Even General Ross knows. Hulkwidow. Oneshot. Drabble. Prompt fill.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Strawhat Theater 2: Our Mrs Monkey by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Wherein Nami learns that blurting things out and practical jokes might lead to happy endings... Cover image provided by AquariusWind.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,528 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Nami, Luffy
Pulling Teeth by seriousish reviews
Hulk hate dentist.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Thor Writes a Saga by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
What present can a god give to the team that has everything? How about the gift of leaving Beowulf in the dust? Too bad Thor isn't much of a writer . . . Humor/Family. Some light Thor/Jane, hints of Bruce/Darcy. T for talk of violence and Thor's poetry. COMPLETE.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,283 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Thor, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Super Sons by oksofia reviews
Complete! Bruce and Clark's sons from a parallel universe accidentally drop by for a visit...
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,571 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Finding Out by Christy C reviews
The Avengers find out that Bruce and Natasha may be more than they seem...Hulkwidow, Brucetasha. Prompt Fill. Oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Liar by Sofia Bee reviews
"Nobody is going to put you in a cage." Clearly she lied. 17 times in the past 2 years to be exact. And as time number 18 stood there raising holy hell the de-hulking cage, Natasha wondered if Bruce silently held that lie against her.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
My Life Would Suck Without You by peanutbutter126 reviews
Sometimes it's the smallest things that matter the most. A collection of NaruSaku oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 36,927 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Lone Wolf by Narutoenthusiast reviews
After Naruto managed to retrieve Sasuke, instead of acknowledgment he was ostracized by the very people he vowed to protect. Now, as a chunnin, great changes will occur as Naruto manages to join one of the most respected organizations within the village, proving everyone how wrong they all were. Black Wolf masked Anbu Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 218,587 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 2,845 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
It's Not Easy Dating Green by dhauren reviews
Bruce Banner isolates himself to protect others. But sometimes, that just isn't an option. Based on a Tumblr prompt for possessive Bruce. Bruce/Darcy
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Element of Surprise by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Five times Bruce Banner surprised Darcy Lewis, and one time she returned the favor. A meet-cute for the gamma age: SHIELD files, three types of rabbi, bad take-out, hair dye, and near-death experiences with a twist. Fluff, friendship, character development. COMPLETE.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,693 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
I'm Gonna Be A Part Of It Whether I Want To Or No by tobinfic reviews
Relocated against her will to New York, Darcy Lewis has to juggle working as an admin monkey for SHIELD, covertly finishing her degree and falling in love. Only one of these things is easy, and it's not the one that she thinks it will be.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83,900 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 129 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Darcy L., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The path of the hunternin by Narutoenthusiast reviews
It comes a time in one's life when a decision has to be made, even if it's completely against what you wanted in the first place. After Asuma's death by Akatsuki, Uzumaki Naruto takes responsibility for what happened and makes a decision that would certainly benefit the entire village, even if he wasn't there to see it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 220,891 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 2,578 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U., Hana I. - Complete
Dark Matter by innocent-vessel reviews
No one had ever intentionally hurt her before in her whole life. No one had ever raised a hand against her in violence. The fear of it and the inability to control the situation was just as bad as the pain itself. And it pissed her the fuck off. Cover art by ilosttrackofthings on tumblr. WARNING: Torture. I'm real serious about the M.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,910 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Darcy L., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
You Only Live Twice by pudgypudge reviews
Sometimes a sacrifice deserves a reward. Sometimes that reward is not what was expected or wanted. And sometimes it was just what was needed.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,687 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U.
My Nephew Harry by Lucillia reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 2,759 - Follows: 2,570 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
Of Wedding Vows and Pink Champagne by Tarafina reviews
"I'm serious, Bruce, my vows start with, 'To my fluffy scientist…' and end with, 'Wow, tough room'"
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Darcy L., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Cotton Candy by dhauren reviews
"Wait," she told the official. "I want to be married to all of him." Bruce Banner never thought that the woman he would marry would also be marrying another guy at the same time. But if she's okay with it, so is he. Bruce/Darcy
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Suffer the Children by InfinityStar reviews
After closing a difficult case, Goren seeks comfort from his pregnant partner. A postep for Happy Family.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2012 - R. Goren, A. Eames - Complete
If You Give a Hulk a Lab Assistant by Lt. Commander Richie reviews
SHIELD assigned Darcy Lewis to be Bruce Banner's lab assistant, for what little scientific help she'd be. But hey, at least she can work Stark's coffee machine. Written for a prompt on the LJ meme, Bruce/Darcy
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,756 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Dumb and Ditzy by TimelessTears reviews
AU. Years of being bullied for his smarts left him dreading when people figured out he was a genius. What better way to throw them off then by acting stupid? Enter: Dumb Blonde Spencer Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,842 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
My Big Fat Quarian Wedding by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Shepard promised he'd build Tali' a house, and by God he's gonna do it! No matter how much of a mess it causes. One shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,157 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Trust Me by KarToon12 reviews
One Shot: Pepper is terrified at the prospect of having the Hulk as a roommate...but when Avengers Tower is attacked, and Bruce must save the day, she's about to learn that his alter ego isn't the mindless beast she thought him to be.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,531 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Pepper P. - Complete
Through the Glass by Sofia Bee reviews
"I don't like other people touching you." Bruce admits a few things to Natasha when he refuses to leave the De-Hulking Cage.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
You Weren't Looking by Tarafina reviews
Maybe it's too many Disney movies growing up, but she feels like any giant, angry monster probably just has a thorn in its paw that needs removing. Darcy's not sure where on Green Bean's giant, muscular body that thorn is, but she's very willing to search for it when he's still his average-sized, pink self.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Darcy L., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Somebody's Eyes Are Watching by dhauren reviews
The first time Darcy Lewis saw Bruce Banner naked was completely by accident. The third time she saw him naked was completely on purpose. Day 1 of the Darcy Smut Week prompt
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Filigree by Hunger4Righteousness reviews
The 'Frequent Kidnapping Card' and Megamind's personal weapon - Roxanne wants to know what they have in common and why they deviate from his usual style. She ends up learning more about him, and herself, than she ever expected.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 217,273 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Hokage No More by The Soul of A Warrior reviews
Uzumaki Naruto finally finished the last of Akatsuki & returned Sasuke back. But feels like he is not wanted in Konoha.Everybody is all happy, living great lives. But,he is just having an inner conflict with staying. NarutoxTemari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,245 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Naruto U., Temari
Some Day by last to dance reviews
Some day Stan will have to tell the twins the truth and change their world forever. A one-shot look into what could be Stan's motviation through the first few episodes.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Grunkle Stan - Complete
Tier 15 by IwasBornaRainicorn reviews
After almost six years of friendship with Marceline, Jake still can't help but feel a bit suspicious of her and her motives towards his best buddy Finn. Especially when he overhears the strangest conversation the two teens are having in the vampires room. ONESHOT. warning hints of mature content.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Finn, Marceline A. - Complete
Five Minutes by thingswithteeth reviews
He's not sure how, exactly, but Bruce Banner ends up as Darcy Lewis' boyfriend. For five minutes at a time. Bruce Banner/Darcy Lewis.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Unexpected Developments by clawswrites reviews
Darcy tells Bruce she's pregnant. AU. Bruce/Darcy.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Darcy L., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Artist by The Antic Repartee reviews
A post-movie one-shot. Everyone assumes he is an artist. The village, his friends, even Astrid.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
MahouSenseiNegima:Tales of the Jinchuriki Guardian by L33t Horo reviews
Naruto deciding not to let Madara win, he sealed himself to save his friends from total control from Madara... now free from his seal the world has changed... what will he do when given the job as a PE teacher and Negi's class secret protector?
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 129,296 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Naruto U.
You Make Daddy Sick by mygyps17 reviews
Clark and Lana meet Clark's future daughter. Only problem is...Lana apparently isn't the little girl's mother. Bits of Chlollie and Clois. Mostly Jo though.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 76 - Words: 194,535 - Reviews: 1839 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/29/2010
we patchwork beings by Mira-Jade reviews
"This mark is new." They were not a whole unit, paired off like this, and for the first time she understands the significance of a team and an eye to your blind spots. She understands the illusive idea of home. Post-Avengers, Natasha/Bruce, Ensemble Cast
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,368 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
My Boyfriend is a Gumiho by Dark Paine reviews
AU After Sakura is saved by a loudmouthed blonde-haired man, he starts to threaten to eat her liver! What's a girl to do? Based on the Korean drama 'My Girlfriend is a Gumiho.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,744 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Delay by Mrs Don Draper reviews
They're not sure what would happen if his heart rate jumps when he comes, so he just makes her orgasm over and over while he holds back for hours.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Tonight We Are Young by celaenos reviews
During an unusual case the team is thrown for a loop when Emily and Reid are injected with something that leaves them appearing as little children. Hopefully Emily and Reid can finally have some semblance of a happy childhood, even temporarily. Winner for CMProfiler's Choice awards 2012 Best Emily/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,822 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
then torn apart by Mira-Jade reviews
"It's just a bruise." It was nothing that couldn't heal. Natasha/Bruce, Post-Avengers
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Camping Time! by Neverthrive reviews
Jake plans a relaxing camping trip for himself and his brother, but Marceline invites herself along. With the Vampire Queen in tow, camping is anything but peaceful. Oneshot. Mostly Finn/Marceline friendship, but leans more towards romance by the end. Because I can't help myself.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Finn, Marceline A. - Complete
Irrational Fears by Kipling Bunny reviews
Diana accompanies Bruce to an appointment.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman
Debt of a Sword by gabriel blessing reviews
A story of love and loss, friendship and romance, and a sword. Sometimes happy endings just take a little time to happen.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,791 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 476 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Shirō E., No. 01/Miya A. - Complete
You Don't Know You're Beautiful by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
Darcy is assigned to help Bruce adjust to living among other people - getting him comfortable with human interaction like talking to other people and casual touches. Just some Bruce/Darcy fluff.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
bridges in all directions by oneperfectfit reviews
You can't, Darcy Lewis thinks, tell someone that you phenylethylamine them. Even if they are a scientist. Bruce Banner/Darcy Lewis.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,748 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Insomnia by Kipling Bunny reviews
Companion oneshot to 9 Months. Diana is suffering from pregnancy insomnia and discovers something unusual.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman
Fight Smart by Hawk reviews
Shego finally has a chance to see if Ron Stoppable is all that, or if Monty Fiske was just full of it when he claimed that the buffoon could fight.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Ron S., Shego - Complete
Shop Smart by Hawk reviews
Two Smarty Mart shoppers have a little chat about their respective lives before they part ways...
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Ron S., Shego - Complete
Cloaked in Mystery by TypinasfastasIcan reviews
Lois gets amnesia and assumes she and Clark are married. Wackyness ensues. Set after Crimson. Goes AU after that. NC17 for sexual situations.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,792 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Broken Seals, Second Chances by Alistor2986 reviews
The Curse Seal of Heaven. It was a slave collar, a leash to a master that caused nothing but pain. When Jiraiya found a way to remove it, Anko jumped at the chance. But no one anticipated the consequences. AU NaruAnko Rated M for Language, possible lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,044 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 1,916 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Black Covenant by KingofthePhantomDragon reviews
His furious eyes turned black as he glared at the monstrosity before him. That's all i'm saying! You have to read to find out the rest. AstridXHiccup!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,652 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Post Training Relief by Man of Sitruuna reviews
One-shot. Sakura has finally realised where her happiness lies. Because of this, while on her way to meet Naruto after his solo training, she has a saucy daydream about her blonde teammate... Implied NaruSaku / SakuNaru. PWP. Lemon. R&R. Don't follow, fic is complete and will not be updated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - [Sakura H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Just Reward by Man of Sitruuna reviews
Three-Shot. It's Naruto's eighteenth birthday, and two changed kunoichi decide to make it special in their own individual ways. But what Naruto eventually gets is something twice as big. Semi-serious. NaruInoSaku. Lemon. Don't follow, fic is complete and will not be updated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 41,289 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y.] - Complete
Pictionary by Kipling Bunny reviews
Game night for two of our favorite couples. BMWW, SMLL
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Complete
What She Needed by Ozwin reviews
It was reckless. It was stupid. Selfish, even. But to be honest, it was exactly what she needed. Bruce/Natasha.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
My Boyfriend Totally Pancaked You by dhauren reviews
Loki picked the wrong girl to threaten. Bruce/Darcy
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Loki - Complete
A Different Halloween by robst reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 3871 - Favs: 5,862 - Follows: 3,856 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Wild One by Blinded-Kit reviews
similar to "Question Existing." but this is just perveted things Darcy says or does to Bruce. Kind of cute, warning for langauge
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Darcy L., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Question with a Million Answers by InTheNameOfSanity reviews
Late one night Grim asks Mandy a question he's been wondering for quite a long time. It was then Grim was reminded that Mandy was only, in fact, a thirteen year old girl, not a dark, hideous demon in disguise, like he often thought. Oneshot.
Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Mandy, Grim - Complete
Question Existing by Blinded-Kit reviews
A story about the questions Darcy Lewis would ask Bruce
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Darcy L., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
A Neutral Zone Armed With Mistrust And Cynicism by chaletian reviews
Natasha struggles to trust Bruce Banner. Or anyone, really.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Hug The Stuff Outta You by MewLuna reviews
The two crashed to the forest floor, Finn grabbing Marceline's waist and hugging her small frame to him."Get off me!" she yelled as she struggled out of his grip. The Vampire Queen may be strong, but for that one night, Finn the beast was stronger.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Finn, Marceline A. - Complete
War Games by KingxLeon21 reviews
Tired of her indifference, and not being of any significance, a plan he has formed in hopes of showing his importance. Freddie has had it and Sam doesn't think he's serious. How can Freddie show Sam he means business.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,111 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Wow by tobinfic reviews
Ever wondered how the Hulk's trousers expand with him when he transforms? Ensemble fic. Humour and crack! Spoiler-free if you haven't seen the film yet.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Dating Time by ilikebutts reviews
Dating Time: we're more than just friends, with sappy feelings and holding hands. With Marceline and Finn the Human, lets hope this never ends, its Dating Time!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,356 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Finn, Marceline A. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 5,477 - Follows: 3,949 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3437 - Favs: 7,612 - Follows: 7,754 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
In Desperate Need by LoveforPenandDerek reviews
Emily is struggling to put her life back together, while Reid struggles to understand the depths of his feelings for her. Series of drabbles.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 9,126 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
An Indecent Proposal by sassy-satine reviews
Its almost a year into the clone wars. Anakin, Padme and Obi-Wan have been captured by Count Dooku. An indecent proposal is their only hope of freedom. Obidala.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,416 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala
A Father's Request by Glimare reviews
One Shot: AU Bruce Wayne called Superman into his office to offer him a deal, but the boyscout won't listen to a man like Luthor. Can four kids' timely arrival change his mind? Dick, Jason, Tim, Cass
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,674 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 99 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Cassandra C., Jason T./Red Hood, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Without Naruto by Lucillia reviews
Team 7 and the rest of the world for that matter have to go on without Naruto when he falls in battle on the bridge in Wave.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,528 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
A New Life by Infernal Maelstrom reviews
Naruto/Pokegirl crossover. In an attempt to stave off death, The Kyuubi enacts a ritual, ripping open the dimensional portals and sending Naruto into a world where he learns about these strange new beings that inhabit it and discover more about himself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 397,952 - Reviews: 2289 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Seeing Reason by Razcoolzle reviews
There is a reason behind everything we say or do. Sometimes it's only through an unexpected turn of events that we can uncover it. MxP. Oneshot.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Peach, Mario - Complete
The Psychic Vortex Continuum by Diana Crescent reviews
10 things Penny knows exsist. This was a response to The Psychic Vortex. I thought Penny needed a little backup. Turning into a definite P/S. Updated: a little darker in chapters 3-5, but the humor will be returning VERY SOON!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,164 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Rise of the Ultimate Peasant by WraithRune reviews
He is the One who can Build Anything. He is Alexander Lavelle Harris. Halloween night has changed him. Now things will never be the same again.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,811 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 130 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Complete
Aftermath by b7-kerravon reviews
Megamind took a real pounding from Tighten in the last battle. Where does a blue alien go for treatment? Can Metro City just 'forgive and forget' all his crimes after a single act of redemption? Chp 10 up finally
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,816 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind
KFP Oneshots by FFcrazy15 reviews
As title implies. Includes 'Cat Toy' and 'Cookie Thief' for the first 2 chapters. Humor, romance, drama, and a lot more! Note: I will not be doing any Ti/Shi, Vi/Po, or Ti/Tai, and ABSOLUTELY NO Shi/Po mainly because Shi/Po creeps me out .
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 63,610 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Po, Tigress
A Pair of Ragged Claws by cunneware reviews
The Charmed Ones mistrust their new whitelighter from the future. But when a portal catapults a mysterious stranger from the future into their midst, they experience a side of him none has ever imagined. A chris!revelation fic.
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 141,601 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Chris H. - Complete
Heart of Darkness by theamerican91 reviews
After Batman and the Justice League cut ties with each other, a vengeful enemy returns and cripples him. Now it is up to the Founders to save their former friend. But to do that, they will have to undergo a journey like no other where they not only discover the buried secrets of the Dark Knight, but find their own weaknesses and strengths being tested. Cover art by Electricboa.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 155,530 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - [Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman] Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Doctor Destiny - Complete
Apocalypse Week by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that's how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there's a possibility he's made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress wayward urges to kiss him.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,536 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Attachment by Agrabah's Princess reviews
Post Lifeline John and the team go on their normal mission to another planet and find the village near the gate under attack by the Wraith... and a rather clingy 2 and a half year old. Eventual Sheyla
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,159 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 8/29/2007 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Kissing On Trees and Awesomeness by HVK reviews
Marceline's messing around with Finn, and gets a good dose of those Finnceline-y feelings and decides to act on them. No plot or drama here, just good Finnceline-y fluff and sweetness.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Marceline A., Finn - Complete
Beating the Heat by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, "Friendship is Kinky". AKA, the one where I go to Pony Hell...
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,634 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Dr. Whooves, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Judgment Calls by Stephensmat reviews
John Connor was aware the War was coming his whole life. Kate Brewster was not. This is their story, and the story of the war to retake the Earth. PostT3. AU From Terminator Salvation.
Terminator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 410,179 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 1/12/2008 - John Connor, Katherine B./Kate - Complete
She was in Love by FaeQueen84 reviews
How long does it take to realize you love someone? Total fluff and plot. Rated for safety. Sort of a prequel to "Losing an apartment, Gaining a House key"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,954 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Love and Bunnies by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Set just after Dino Thunder. When Angel Grove announces another Power Rangers Day, Tommy takes the Dino Rangers to Angel Grove for a reunion with the original team… including Kimberly. TommyKim, JasonTrini, KiraTrent. No Kat bashing. Heavy humor.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 119 - Words: 615,045 - Reviews: 4915 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Tommy O., Kim H.
Things Unsaid by FaeQueen84 reviews
There are things they don't talk about. Rated for safety. wish i could add an extra category. hurt/friendship/romance Naruto/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Losing an apartment, Gaining a house key by FaeQueen84 reviews
Is Naruto living with Sakura? smutty fluff. Rated for sexual content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,498 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
It Started As Girl's Night by FaeQueen84 reviews
It did, really, and then the boys showed up. Rating for sexual humor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,940 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Complete
That Wasn't Funny by FaeQueen84 reviews
One night on a mission Sakura, Naruto and Kiba are sharing funny stories. One is not so funny. rating for language and sexual references
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Complete
Direct Approach by HVK reviews
Inspired by a comic by The Stinky Foot; Finn and Marceline having a romantic moment when she takes the lead. No plot here, just mindless Finnceline fluff.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Finn, Marceline A. - Complete
Tripping by the ersatz diplomat reviews
"It's not flirting. It's witty repartee." Harry Dresden rejects your reality and substitutes his own. Rated for language, unintentional drug use and offscreen violence. Warnings for absurd premise, creative anachronism and mentions of David Bowie.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/29/2012 - H. Dresden, K. Murphy - Complete
Wednesday Routine by Eternal Contradiction reviews
"Come to bed, Kitten," he demanded in a sleepy voice.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Tentacles of Love and Loss by InfinityStar reviews
A routine investigation uncovers a shocking surprise for Goren, sending him digging into the past for answers.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,870 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - R. Goren, A. Eames - Complete
Naruto: The difference a kiss can make by Scribe of the Apocalypse reviews
You have a large charming forehead makes me want to kiss it," Sakura had long to hear those words and finally did from her crush Sasuke Uchiha. However the fairy tale was exposed as false and she learns that it was in fact Naruto who told her those words
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 134,179 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Avatars and Interpretations by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF! The Scoobies dress as popular comic book characters, but popular characters are always subject to personal interpretations...
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 5/9/2005
The List by Dragonhulk reviews
The people in Xanders life decided to create a list of things he is no longer allowed to do. Xander decides to make the list as interesting as possible.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,297 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Xander H.
What Time Is It? Valentine Time! by MewLuna reviews
Marceline the Vampire Queen is determined to tease Finn on Valentine's Day. However, things don't go exactly how the Queen planned... one-shot. Based off a deviant drawing by TheStinkyFoot. R&R!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Marceline A., Finn - Complete
Just You by BlossomHorse reviews
Damn the need for control. What did she care what people thought of her? She just wanted to rejoice in the fact that she was head-over-heals, crazy in love with a certain adorable, sexy blond man she just couldn't get enough of. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Potter's Protector by mjimeyg reviews
The spirit of Hogwarts believes that Harry has suffered enough in his eleven years of life and calls in a protector to guide and care for him. Not slash, rating for violence in later chapters.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 261,714 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Xander H., Harry P. - Complete
The Next Great Annoyance by dogbertcarroll reviews
Graduating from Hogwarts and on the brink of a whole new adventure, Harry finds himself summoned to another world where once more he is asked to put his gollies on the anvil for everyone else. It sucks being the hero sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P.
The Champion by mjimeyg reviews
After Halloween, Xander's world grows increasingly as he meets new people and drags the Scoobies along for the ride.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 216,695 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Xander H. - Complete
Sleepwalking by love comes and goes reviews
In which Ino wakes up one morning and finds herself in the arms of one Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,134 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
A Jinchuriki's Goddess by TheGreatHibiki reviews
When Naruto's misfortune become too much when he learns of Kyuubi, Kami-sama sends an unlikely Goddess to grant him a wish to return balance to his world. What happened was more than anyone would expect. Some things just run in the family.
Crossover - Oh My Goddess! & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,318 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Urd, Naruto U.
Were the Simpsons Ever Normal? by MauMauKa reviews
Bart has a secret. As it turns out, so does Lisa...
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bart S., Lisa S.
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 4,071 - Follows: 3,104 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A New World is Born by InfinityStar reviews
When a new student joins her class, Maggie puts everything on the line to protect him. Big changes hit Major Case and Goren struggles to find his way in a world that he no longer recognizes. Part of the Choices AU.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 182,371 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 10/15/2009 - R. Goren, A. Eames - Complete
Did You Think This Through? by TriplePirouette reviews
Fix-it for the end of 5.13 The Recombination Hypothesis. Because no self-respecting woman who has learned a guy was with her JUST for the sex and who has already rebuffed his friends with benefits offers would go out on another date with him. NOT L/P
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Penny - Complete
Day in Soul Society with Naruto by ares88 reviews
Naruto is vice-captain of 3rd squad under command of captain Jiraiya. See how a member of one of the royal house handles everyday situations and everyday hollow. NARUTOxBLEACH xover. AU Naruto gang in Soul Society.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,401 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Naruto U.
Kiss with a Fist by aussiemma reviews
She's a walking contradiction. A rush of wild blonde curls and piercing intense blue; who can chew you up and spit you out. She was the bane of my existence, and apparently I was in love with her. How the hell did this happen?
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,257 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Rise of the black flames by maverick9871 reviews
This is the continuing of All because of a dress. Now exhiled, Naruto leads the black flames to destiny and beyone but is he ready for what must be done or will the flames consume everything including them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,386 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Naruto U.
The Midnight Paradox by My Reality is Fiction reviews
He had just crossed the hall to ask a favor, surely this amount of physical contact was not merited! SheldonXPenny. Rated M.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
What Might Have Been by InfinityStar reviews
Goren saved their lives in Brooklyn Fed, so Logan offers to buy him a drink. Goren reveals a bit more than he ever intended. Stress Position postep.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2012 - R. Goren, A. Eames - Complete
Meaningful Ashes by Shimy reviews
"Her eyes fell on the person she wanted to see. Hiccup, however, did not react at all, too absorbed by whatever it was that he was doing, namely writing something on a piece of parchment." Complete.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
First Try: Team 7 by Lucillia reviews
A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,567 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 2,937 - Follows: 1,964 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Gru's Legs by The-Fabulous-Person reviews
To each girl, they meant something a little different. But to the sisters, brought together through neglect, through suffering, and through tragedy, Gru's legs meant they had finally found home. K for mentions of child abuse and death.
Despicable Me - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Gru - Complete
To Survive: Terminus by Calinstel reviews
Shepard, with the help of Tali and the rest of the crew of the Normandy, attempt to unite the people of the Terminus Systems in his desperate attempt to save the galaxy from extinction. While still trying to understand what it means to love a quarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,698 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Apparition Accident by transportation reviews
Harry gets hit with a hex in the middle of Apparating, and doesn't end up quite where he'd intended. A short, Harmonious one-shot, for no good reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/1/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Mark of Belonging by HVK reviews
An older Finn, a little twisted up over belonging-ness issues and deciding to make things between him and Marceline more official, has her tattoo her mark on him. Fluff and such ensues.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,329 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Finn, Marceline A. - Complete
The Known and Unknown Universe by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Christmas Eve, an actress far from home receives a ghostly visitor in her hotel bedroom. Christmas Eve, a genius scientist is making final adjustments to his time machine. They meet. AU Sheldon/Penny/Career
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,046 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Cherry Cola Conundrum by honeyberry2000 reviews
Takes place a few days after the Zazzy Substitution and continues through the The 21-Second Excitation. Penny reflects over Shamy and how Sheldon's relationship is starting to wear on her.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,879 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C.
How to Decide You're Ready to Get Married by Wordwielder reviews
It all starts with a question over breakfast...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,707 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Colors and Carousels by Folle reviews
Sakura couldn't count the number of times she'd been mistaken for Naruto's girlfriend. Not that she minded. But Naruto acted like it was so… so… offensive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
His Senses by TheGreatHibiki reviews
Eyes are miraculous things. Each pair is different, just as the person is inside them. His favorite pastime is to watch and see people though their eyes. Of course the jade ones beside him are the ones he would love to watch forever. 1st in Sense Series
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Rendezvous In a Janitors Closet by hartful13 reviews
Some people did texting and some did fire escapes and letters, I am going by Sam's and Freddie's Relationship through the things in a Janitors closet, oh the possibilities. Rating may be subject for Change. Part of the Janitors Closet challenge.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,356 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
When In Need by DarthMittens reviews
Hermione's in pain. Harry wants to know why. And no matter how angry she gets with him, he'll never be deterred. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hands and Feet by cutecrazyice reviews
Her hands were cold and so were her feet - but always, always, he was there to warm them up. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blossom In My Eyes by peanutbutter126 reviews
After an encounter with Sasuke that leaves her blind and comatose, Sakura has to face the aftermath when she wakes. And when she can't bring herself to deal with it, Naruto finds himself picking up the shattered pieces of his friend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,144 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Assets Ogling by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Otherwise known as 5 Times Sheldon Checked Out Penny Before She Finally Did Something About It. Consider this a just for fun pick-me-up.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,191 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Fast As You Can by Ruby Sword reviews
Still battling her evil nature, Marceline runs away from her life with Finn, and has to decide what it is she really wants. Oneshot follow-up story to The Last Human.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,713 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Marceline A., Finn - Complete
Let It Snow by Nuwanda31 reviews
On Christmas Eve, Emily invites Reid to her mother's annual holiday party.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,348 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 11/22/2011 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
The Newfound Attraction Conundrum by Torriaa-42 reviews
When the boys leave for the Arctic, Penny starts thinking strange thoughts about a certain physicist. P/S. Rated M for later chapters!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,758 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter, and Spring by DigiFruit reviews
As the seasons change, the bonds between three friends can never stay the same. Friends become rivals then enemies. Friendship becomes romance then love. But as the seasons always cycle back to spring, so can enemies become friends once again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,573 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/4/2011 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] Sasuke U. - Complete
The Promises we Exchanged that Day by DigiFruit reviews
When the leaves change color for autumn, bright orange clothing doesn't seem like such a dumb idea for camouflage anymore
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,798 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Though the World Keeps Knocking 'em Down by PeaceLoveandasideofWriting reviews
"Captain James T. Kirk of the USS Enterprise was a very cocky, annoying, and obnoxious man. Nyota Uhura had long ago made up her mind about him." A character study of sorts, Nyota Uhura's shifting opinion of Jim Kirk.***Beta'ed w/ a new scene 1/13/12
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,599 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/28/2011 - J. Kirk, N. Uhura - Complete
The Last Human by Ruby Sword reviews
Following Princess Bubblegum's unexpected marriage to a stranger, a seventeen year old Finn decides to move on from his heartbreak by trying to discover the truth about his heritage, and if he is, in fact, the last of his kind. Finn's POV.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,540 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Finn, Marceline A. - Complete
Jealousy by lightatmidnight reviews
Piper is jealous. Not of the girl at Camp Jupiter that Jason might have liked before he lost his memory. She's jealous of Annabeth, and how she can just be so sure that she loves Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Answer by sunwraith reviews
Going to a monster academy? Check. Learning how to live with humans? Check. Having crazy adventures? Check. Meeting a person who looks just like the first love of my father's life? Ch-wait what? Monster!Naruto. NarutoxHarem...well eventually but not yet
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,920 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Naruto U.
What's Shakin' Bacon? by MewLuna reviews
"What? I genuinely want to know what you're shakin' you bacon." "You're such a loser." "Yeah, but I'm a loser with strawberry cheesecakes. And maybe if you're nice you can have some." FxM drabble one-shot. R&R!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Marceline A., Finn - Complete
Precious People by peanutbutter126 reviews
Naruto's life the way it would have been if he was placed in a team with a sensei who truly cared for him and teammates that would slowly learn to accept and treasure his existence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 209,501 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,845 - Follows: 1,912 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Want by magnetosdaughter reviews
Carol Danvers and Peter Parker discuss starting a family...someday. Carol/Peter one shot but in a larger continuity
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Ms. Marvel/Carol D., Spiderman/Peter P. - Complete
Left Unspoken by HVK reviews
Three years have passed, Jake married Lady Rainicorn, and Finn has moved into Marceline's place; the Vampire Queen is now having to rethink her position on Finn, and all the questions that go with it, coming to a happy conclusion.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Marceline A., Finn - Complete
Quietly into the Night by JackOfBladesX reviews
Weeks before his second attempt at the Graduation Exam, Naruto Uzumaki manages to convince the Hokage into giving him an assassination mission. The target? The Kyuubi no Kitsune. The Demon Hunt is on. Abandoned/Oneshot/Complete...wutever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,201 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Sealed Blade Of The Spiral Ninja by Zekuran reviews
A discovery when Naruto is ten sends him hurtling along a different path. Is the world ready to face Naruto when he is destined to be a legendary Shinobi? Naru/Anko and other pairings. Remeber to read and review, or I'll find you!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,454 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
A Safer Place by InfinityStar reviews
When he left the squad room for the last time, she did not expect to see him again, but he'd always been full of surprises. Some things never change. Post-Loyalty BA.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 99,721 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - R. Goren, A. Eames - Complete
My Mistake by JamesTheGreater reviews
After a serious argument tears them apart, Freddie embarks on a cross-country journey to find Sam and maybe even learn a few things about himself along the way.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,946 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iSwitched by Rolyn reviews
AU What if Freddie and Sam switched places? How would things end up when Sam, the straight A student is asked to tutor the schools heart-throb bad boy known as Freddie Benson? I guarantee things will be crazy. Click this story for Maximum Awesomness ;P
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,321 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
The Hand of Fate by AchikaMiyu reviews
If you knew the future, what would you do to prevent it? How far would you try to thwart fate if you were powerless to stop it? Or does knowing the future make you blind to the present?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,011 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Those Who Love Monsters by gabriel blessing reviews
Those who fight monsters must look to themselves that they not become monsters, for when you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back into you. For Zenkichi, his response to monsters was always a little different.
Crossover - Medaka Box/めだかボックス & Bakemonogatari/化物語 - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 68,542 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Complete
Z The Costume Debacle Complete by Fanatical Writer reviews
When The Costume Shop gives Emily the wrong costume, it spices things up for her and Reid. Written for CCOAC 'The Masquerade Challenge.'
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 10/15/2011 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
A Different Path by zArkham reviews
What if Harry had someone at the end of the Deathly Hallows to give him a different perspective on things? How might have this affected his decision to go to his death to save the magical world? HP/LL/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 129 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Yes, She's a Girl by chem prof reviews
Another What If? story, set in Year 4. What if the lead up to the Yule Ball played out just a little bit differently? One thing leads to another, and Harry's life becomes much less stressful. H/Hr Note: This is a Horcrux and Hallows free story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,968 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 195 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Colors of a Heart by cutecrazyice reviews
They were fifteen when she first realized that the blue in Naruto's eyes were the exact color of the sky when he was happy, and the exact color of the dark ocean when he was grieving. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Taking Charge by hardly loquacious reviews
How to woo a woman as stubborn as Teresa Lisbon once you finally manage to admit to yourself that you want to? Simple. Make her think she's the one doing the wooing. Written for hetbigbang.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,386 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Let's Get Married by luvtoshi reviews
It was supposed to be a simple solution to their immediate problems. But maybe they took more than they can chew?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,760 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
iNeed You More by Xxajanae97xX reviews
UPDATED-Sam's struck with a childhood loss. But as she loses one friend she gains back another. Only...is it really how she wanted it? Sam and Freddie's story continues...
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,832 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.
iCan Make Her Jealous by myjumpingsocks reviews
Poor Freddie just got dumped for another, tennis playing, guy. To make his ex jealous he's gonna need a fake girlfriend. With Carly out of town Sam is his only real option. Can they pass off as a couple, or totally ruin their friendship? Hobos included
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,948 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Clean by Airplane reviews
Pascal needs a bath, and possibly some comfort.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Flynn R., Pascal - Complete
Z Wing Man Complete by Fanatical Writer reviews
While unskillfully playing the part of Derek's 'Wing Man,' Reid gets hit on at the bar. And then things spiral out of control...
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,353 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
Sergio and Spice by mabelreid reviews
Sequel to "Black Cat Blues" Reid and Emily are together, but with Sergio, Spice, Violet and other surprises added to the mix, their lives won't be dull.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 55,080 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
Listening In by Moonlight Escape reviews
Jake learns listening in isn't nice. Especially when you listen in to Finn and Marceline while they're alone in Finn's bedroom. M to be safe.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Finn, Marceline A. - Complete
The Spark by Fabulist reviews
Rapunzel worries Eugene's desire for her is waning and sets out to recapture his interest by making herself "forbidden." Funny costumes, roleplay, and smut ensue.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Saying I Will by DameM reviews
To return Ichigo to his "Substitute Shinigami" status, Rukia is assigned to stay by his side, even to the point of going to college. And it all starts in the typical Ichigo/Rukia reunion fashion- at Ichigo's expense.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 196,949 - Reviews: 1937 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Abandonment Issues by MEOW-I'm-A-Dog reviews
Sakura owes Naruto a long overdue explanation. WARNING: Heavy angst, mild cursing, hinted NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Whatever Happened to the Likely Lad? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 240 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
Three Takes on a Landing by SunRei reviews
What goes up must come down: it's the landing that's makes it interesting. Smallville Season 10. Homecoming Final Scene Revisited. Written circa 10/2010 but never uploaded here.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 2,236 - Follows: 470 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
iAm The Spawn Of Seddie by CommanderCousland reviews
Who was the little girl in iSpace Out? She's mischevious, she's smart, she's Seddie's kid. Told through her POV, how will Sam and Freddie react knowing they have a child from the future? Fic inspired by SarcasticLeaves' speculation, set during iSO.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,574 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Poppy Promises by Celestial Secrets reviews
In another world, Sakura and Naruto make each other different promises.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,354 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Paradigm Alteration by FireTigerSoul reviews
After a slight head injury, Penny comes to realize how much the boys care for her well-being. She also realizes a certain someone might care more than they let on...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,419 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Boy Who Fell Before by mickeylover303 reviews
With Naruto, Sakura doesn't know how to do a lot of things. But maybe it's okay if she still wants to try.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Bruce Has A Problem by Adrian Tullberg reviews
It knows him, it has him, it will not go away ...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Timothy D./Red Robin - Complete
An Exercise in Futility by irishcookie reviews
ONESHOT: It is that time of year and Dyson is in full on hump mode - and Kenzi, well Kenzi just wants to clean...who are you kidding? No, she doesn't!
Lost Girl - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Dyson, Kenzi - Complete
Storytime With Spencer! by mirage888 reviews
Spencer volunteers at the local library and tells the kids their favorite story. In it, Princess Sam and Prince Freddie go on an adventure they'll never forget! SEDDIE! And Cibby. AU because it's a fairy tale, people.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,678 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Naruto Uzumaki: The Youkai Files by DragonMasterFlex reviews
The descriptions of the results of the Shiki Fujin weren't entirely accurate. A not so dead Naruto now finds himself at the mercy of his new employers: a creepy headmaster of a school and a toddler who rules over life and death. Nar/Ros Vamp/YYH Crossover
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,792 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Naruto U., Moka A.
Z When Wonder Woman Comes a Knockin' ONESHOT by Fanatical Writer reviews
Emily enlists JJ's help in getting her point across to Reid. This was written for the CCOAC March Madness Challenge.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
On My Own Too Long by LoveforPenandDerek reviews
Just as Reid and Prentiss start a romance she is forced into witness protection.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,970 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
The Lake by Hunger4Righteousness reviews
Unexpected contact from the world Megamind left behind reveals a secret fear Roxanne has. Just a one-shot.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Here's to the night by Anki-Shai reviews
Tigress visits Po in the middle of the night.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,041 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Po, Tigress
Stop Pretending by Ariels Lament reviews
Five times Penny almost discovered Dr. Horrible, and one time she did. Takes a different turn of events from the movie, but it's still in there. Somewhere. Ch 6: In which Penny...pft! Oh, come on. Like you don't already know what happens. ;P
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,865 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Penny - Complete
Deductive Reasoning by xxVisionGirlxx reviews
Sequel to Selective Memory. Co-written w/ Sunrei. Clois.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Afternoon Tea with Molly by Daniela Sumpter reviews
Hermione and Molly have tea in which the two talk about Ginny's behavior in the past few years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Falling Before Her Eyes by Jentle55 reviews
Based on the movie but not your standard re-telling, read the story of Megamind and Roxanne's romance through his changing interpretations of Roxanne's hair. Later chapters are a bit higher than T Rating mainly due to slight bit of gore and language
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,659 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Endless by peanutbutter126 reviews
Sometimes he makes her wonder why she is still here. NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
iHate Jeff by Sushihiro reviews
Sam Puckett finally has a boyfriend. A boyfriend who doesn't cheat on her or try to flirt with her best friend. A guy who loves her for who she is. But Freddie also loves her, and when Sam finds out, she has to make the biggest decision of her life.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,391 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Rude Interruptions by aej1085 reviews
The first time it happened it took her completely by surprise. The second time it happened, he wasn't so lucky. A Naruto/Sakura oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Tattoo by Voldemort's Spawn reviews
The boys find out that Ariadne has a tattoo. Cobb, Arthur and Eames in turn make a bet to see who can find out where and what it is first without asking her. Prompt by Lobsters Forever. NOW ADDING DELETED SCENES! :D
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,438 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Ariadne, D. Cobb - Complete
The End and the Beginning by muggledad reviews
My stab at the Harry travels through time genre. Significant inspiration from "HP & Nightmares of Futures Past" with a twist. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,392 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 3,398 - Follows: 2,058 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Birds and Bees:NarutoxAnko by Kyuubi16 reviews
Naruto wants to learn how babies are born? So who does he ask? Mitarashi Anko of course. Adopted from Romez.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Smitten by Airplane reviews
The sad, sad story of Pascal's unrequited love
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Pascal - Complete
Forty Two Days by Le Requiem reviews
And in that rain of fire, Sakura's anger crumbles away to reveal the broken girl...in which Sakura learns what it means to be strong— NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Love of a Family by exwolf reviews
On All Hallows Eve night 1981 the Dark Lord destroyed the wrong family. Brought up with the Love and support of a family Harry Potter grows into the man he was destined to become. Standard disclaimer applies; I don't own Harry Potter or the characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,904 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Mother Goose Mess by TempestJo reviews
B&B take on nursery lane.. Finally posted to ff!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,209 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Black Cat Blues by mabelreid reviews
Sequel to Catnip. Emily returns and the team must deal with the fallout. Reid must also deal with giving Sergio back to his rightful owner.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,347 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
Symbiotic by LoveforPenandDerek reviews
They have learned how to live mainly solitary lives but can they learn how to make a life together? Reid and Prentiss.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,147 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
SpiderMan hearts Jenny W by Snorpenbass reviews
AU set in the BND-verse. Ignores current comics, including the Kraven family thing. Opens after Heroic Age has begun. A depressed Jennifer Walters is getting drunk, and an equally morose Peter Parker tries to cheer her up. SMxSH.
Marvel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,072 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010
When it all Comes Together by F-Hazard reviews
Let's see, what's to tell about me? I own a small candy store, I am as close to being a master of seals as anyone my age can be, and I have a voice in my head, er, sword. My name? Well, I was born as Naruto, now... not so much.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 95,942 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Naruto U., K. Urahara
Through The Looking Glass, Darkly by SpaceAnJL reviews
Sheldon subscribes to the many worlds theory, which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons, in an infinite number of universes. He just never expected to meet one of them... Canonverse, pre S4 finale
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,321 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Stuck On You by thistooshallpass reviews
A bout of accidental wand-less magic puts Harry and Hermione in a rather awkward position that doesn't seem to want to go away. Not only are the boundaries of friendship to be tested but their patience and sanity as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,034 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Flirtatious Torturing by KeyLimePie14 reviews
Sam can be devious, but is she taking it too far this time? FreddiexSam.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,791 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Fourth Wall? What Fourth Wall? by The Man in the White Coat reviews
Join me as I attempt to write the greatest Naruto fan ficiton ever! Of course, it would be easier if the protagonist did not know he was in a fan fiction and refused to cooperate
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,747 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
TGDR by Amputation reviews
ORIGINAL SCRIPT. BEING RE-WRITTEN. VISIT NEW STORY.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,511 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Creature by DisMinded reviews
Peter Parker missed that fateful field trip. He was never bitten by the spider and thus never became Spider-man. But Peter was never destined to lead a normal life, and one way or another Parker luck will have its say...
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,444 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
iWant Freddie by manic221 reviews
Sam and Freddie are dating and have been for a while Carly has no idea but when Carly makes a move on Freddie will they out there secret? Seddie! please read and review and I hope you like this story, T to be safe.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,946 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
How You Wanted by spicehnoodles reviews
Is it possible to still have a heart after so much pain it takes?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,417 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
iLove Yakima by SimplySeddie reviews
What if Carly HAD moved to Yakima with her Grandad in iWanna Stay With Spencer? This leaves Sam and Freddie by themselves until she visits the following summer. A lot can happen between frienemies in one short year. SEDDIE, of course
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,758 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Misconnection by TempestJo reviews
Alternate Universe as prompted by Hanabi, Sheldon has a computer glich and finds himself somewhere a long time ago.. It's AU so it's OOC :P
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,371 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Sea Monkeys by Hunger4Righteousness reviews
Roxanne brings Minion a gift with unexpected results, revealing a previously unknown aspect of Minion's personality.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Roxanne R., Minion - Complete
Distractions by dancer-me reviews
A small training accident causes Sakura to acquire an uncomfortable splinter in a difficult to access place on her own. Naruto, feeling guilty for the whole situation but ignorant of the cause, demands that he be able to help her remove it. lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 69 - Published: 6/9/2011 - [Sakura H., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Omnipotent Devil indulging Pacifism by Houkaru Kisaragi reviews
There was a time when hollows survived solely on instincts; everything changed when Naruto Uzumaki arrived to Hueco Mundo. He was anomalous amongst his kin, not because he's a pacifist but because he's the father of all Arrancars.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,718 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Dead Space: Playing the Game by EcoSeeker247 reviews
What happens when Isaac somehow gets his hands on the first Dead Space? Out of curiosity, he decides to play it, and soon, the others are joining in on the fun of seeing their game counterparts come to life. Rated T for mild suggestive humor & language.
Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,435 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Isaac C., Nicole B., C. Mercer, Kendra D. - Complete
The Harem War by Radaslab reviews
AU post OoTP. Poor Harry. Sirius left him far more than a house and some money. Dumbledore is the Dark Lord? And what is he supposed to do with the women he was left? Sometimes, Pranks suck and others they are opportunities. H/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 749,417 - Reviews: 4363 - Favs: 4,079 - Follows: 3,726 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Harry P.
The Great ComicCon Caper by Trbl reviews
Follow-up to "The Superior Colliculus Engagement". Penny, Sheldon *Shenny* and the gang go to Comic*Con. But, of course, things are never that simple. Intrigue, danger, romance, and of course, humor. At least that's what I'm shooting for.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,592 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Inescapable Attachment Hypothesis by Syrus reviews
A story showing how even the most hardheaded of people can change when given a good enough reason. Penny/Sheldon, goes slightly AU after the panty piñata polarization.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,699 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Ghosts of the Past by Wedjatqi reviews
John and Teyla both have a stressful day in which events from the past revisit them. Inspired by the S5 episode 'Vegas', and also a sequel to 'All I Want for Christmas…'. JT. Post S5. Complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2011 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Momentum by xxVisionGirlxx reviews
Lois is on a slippery slope. Lois/Clark
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
The Yellow Flash of Kiri by Narutofan401 reviews
Mei Terumi was visting Konoha to try and secure help for the upcomming rebellion she was going to lead. She didn't gain any help from the leaf, but she did leave Konoha with an unsuspected travel companion, one who also just happened to house the Kyubi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,292 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 2,793 - Follows: 2,553 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T.
Missing in Action by MercuryPilgrim reviews
There are some things you don't miss until they're gone. 'As of two weeks ago, Naruto Uzumaki has been listed as missing in action.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Doctor Whoof: First Impressions by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Every new companion has a first impression of the TARDIS, regardless of the Doctor. Twilight Sparkle is no different.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Dr. Whooves - Complete
Catnip by mabelreid reviews
Sometimes we need someone or something else to help us grieve. For Reid and Garcia, that means taking care of Sergio and in doing so, the three of them learn to cope with the loss of their friend
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,263 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - P. Garcia, S. Reid - Complete
Simple by Kaytrina reviews
Short scenes, in no particular order, with no plot connection or timeline, of the wonderfully weird, yet fascinating relationship between Sheldon and Penny. My first smut is in chapter 4, so beware.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,990 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
Seriously Serious by Damsel in Shining Armor reviews
He confessed to her when they first met. He confessed to her years after. He confessed to her almost everyday. Her response was almost always positive... So why the heck was he still single? "I love you." "Love you too. So is Sasuke-kun taken or not?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Summer Winds by TempestJo reviews
Sheldon and Penny, after Amy's kiss... Fluffy, maybe OOC. :
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Last Dragonslayer by NoobFish reviews
Sometimes even the greatest legends could hardly tell of the true stories behind a Kingsguard, his woman and the last dragon on Earth.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,727 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Ron S., Shego - Complete
Resurrection of the Uzumaki Clan by Angles of Death reviews
"Congratulations, Naruto. You are now a Genin of Konoha." Iruka said, smiling. "Unfortunately, I'm going to have to kill you now." First Person, AU Universe. Mature for tons of lemons, Naruto/harem, fem!Kyuubi, and all-out epicness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,315 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Sheldon, Junior by Trbl reviews
Hanabi's 'Sheldon Wants A Baby' Challenge. I saw this and was instantly inspired. Just a silly little oneshot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
World of Weirdcraft by SpaceAnJL reviews
This is Sheldor the Conqueror – a cold, brutal warlord. He's quite a guy. This is Queen Penelope. She's a beautiful barbarian. She's one warrior-goddess who knows how to take care of herself. When they met, it was...Mordor...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,309 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
Body Swap by Wedjatqi reviews
John/Teyla - I think the title says it all. Inspired by the S5 episode 'Identity' and its mind swapping Ancient device. This is also a sequel to my fic 'Infection'. Complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,715 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2011 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Infection by Wedjatqi reviews
Following their return from the crashed Hive ship, it appears that the infection has not been stopped after all. Within a day, Teyla begins to grow sick and she's getting worse. Inspired by the S5 episode 'Infection' JT. COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 151,972 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
The Most Life Changing Thing by LoveforPenandDerek reviews
Love. Marriage. Baby. That's the old fashioned order of things but when the first and second don't come along on time for Emily Prentiss she skips to the third.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,293 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
A Cadmean Victory by Le Requiem reviews
He is desperate to get away, but he knows she won't let him go so easily. Some sick, masochistic part of him is actually a little glad...because Naruto, your victory will be your downfall. — Naruto, Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mwah by Damsel in Shining Armor reviews
When you're young and naive, everything seems innocent. "Iruka-sensei told me that you kiss someone you like if they like you back!" "But... how does biting my neck and sucking my blood deal with kissing?" He's placing a mark on her a little too early.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Ten Reasons Why I Hate Fredward Benson by waitingformywallflowerdoctor reviews
The ten reasons why i hate Freddie Benson. You'll be shocked by number 1! rated T for safety ad possibly later chapters! *COMPLETE*
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,183 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Pew Pew Pew by Damsel in Shining Armor reviews
Games: Either you play with them, or they play with you. And sadly, high school is like one big MMO. "You became friends with him through a game without knowing who he was in real life?" "So long as he isn't some gay, pedophilic rapist, I'm good."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,098 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
You, Me, and Baby by Niham reviews
It takes a village to raise a child...or in the case of Ichigo and Rukia's infant son, the Gotei 13. A series of giggly Ichiruki/baby drabbles. R&R please.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,556 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Recognition by ProtoZivot reviews
What if Chris had accomplished his goals completely? Saved Wyatt, the future, and kept his identity a secret? Years later, after her second son's birth and the death of her whightligher, Piper sees a familiar person in the eyes of her child...
Charmed - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Piper H., Chris H. - Complete
Adventurers and Adversaries: Hellmouth Edition by dogbertcarroll reviews
Willow gets Xander an RPG game for his birthday, but nothing is ever normal when the Hellmouth is involved.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,661 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Xander H., Willow R.
The Perfect Moment by HokageNaruto reviews
Everyone knows being the damsel in distress is romantic! But.. "The Dobe saved her life, but instead of doing something romantic he botched it. And now he thinks he can't tell her how he feels until the moment is equally romantic." Review please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,752 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
We've got all the time by spinlight reviews
Things transpire, relationships shift when the gang is stuck inside the apartment building for the span of a three day storm. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,271 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Dealing with Disappointment by scriviner reviews
Superman is the son of one of the most brilliant men produced by a culture that practically fetishizes science. What if his parents got the opportunity to see how his life turned out? Would they be proud? Or would they take issue with his life choices?
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,762 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
The Enthrallment Variable by Concupiscence66 reviews
Penny thinks she's found the perfect girl for Sheldon. Rated M for later chapters.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,682 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Five Men That Roy Ruined For Jen by moeexyz reviews
And one she hopes he doesn't. Roy ruins all of her relationships. It's all his fault. It's always his fault. Roy/Jen
IT Crowd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Complete
If You Were a Star by HokageNaruto reviews
Everything is not okay. Things couldn't be farther from okay. If 'okay' was an island, I'd be the farthest one from that place! I'm depressed the girl I've lived for likes another man. Is there no end to my misery? Naruto POV.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,982 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Three Sheets by Chilord reviews
Sirius and Remus catch Harry prior to his fifth year at Hogwarts to give him The Talk. He might not need it as much as they think. AU Rated MA for a reason, though not too graphic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 229 - Published: 3/24/2011 - N. Tonks, Fleur D. - Complete
The Science of Failure by N.L. Rummi reviews
Roxanne discovers that she and Megamind define failure a bit differently.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
You Know You Trust Your Partner by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
...when you ask him to go to the local pharmacy to buy you pads. Yes, THOSE kind of pads. - A series of one-shots depicting Soul and Maka's trust in one another
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,703 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Alterations by The-Music-of-hands reviews
The bad guy never gets the girl forever, but at least he gets her for a little while...
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
iDidn't See It Sooner by TaangForever.x reviews
After Freddie and Sam share their first kiss, they start to get feelings for each other. But when Sam makes a huge mistake, will Freddie forgive her? Or make her jealous?
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,778 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
The purpose of a shinobi by Haan reviews
Same old, Naruto ends up at youkai high. Things haven't been going his way in Konoha, could perhaps a change of scenery change his luck? Having to hide his nature and endure the pressure of a seductive servant, he will need all the luck he can get...
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 57,985 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Naruto U.
God of Illusion, Host of the Devil's Arm by Thanathos reviews
Naruto's sister was chosen for the sealing. The Yondaime lived. Despite his talent and hard work, Naruto slowly faded into the background of his sister. He suffered a crippling accident. His desperate attempt to fix himself will change the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,502 - Reviews: 1996 - Favs: 4,126 - Follows: 3,769 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Spoke in the Wheel by DoctorCripple reviews
What inspiration had he left to give when his own inspiration would never fully be in his grasp now, what use was a muse that offered you nothing? People and things are often taken for granted, even when we don't realise it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wake Up by Wedjatqi reviews
John is rudely woken one morning. JT. Quick fun little fic written for the Beya March Madness challenge.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2011 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Abrasive Cleaning Agents by Jack of All Suits reviews
This was her life. Missing dinner, dates, and work to sit down and watch two adults revert to seven year olds on a playground.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Comfortable by libellula reviews
Gaara doesn't want to play matchmaker, but even he can tell that they belong together. In which birthdays are celebrated and sleepovers are forced. NaruSaku, with a little ShikaTema and possibly an even smaller amount of GaaMatsu on the side.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,635 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
How To Date a Genius by LoveforPenandDerek reviews
Emily is dating Spencer. The only problem is he doesn't know it.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,358 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
Fallen For You by Wushu reviews
What happened after Hiccup fell off Toothless? How do the others really react?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,617 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Lying by Omission by Airplane reviews
Maybe it was the blood loss, but it didn't seem like Rapunzel was enthusiastic about Eugene's idea of happily ever after.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Fantasy Week: Booth Edition by Dispatch22705 reviews
Booth is placed on a week's mandatory vacation. Brennan finds this unacceptable, and proposes a solution. Put their partnership on hold for a week, and she'll fulfill one of his sexual fantasies per night for a week. She gets more than she bargained for.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,783 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Overheard by LoveforPenandDerek reviews
When Reid overhears Emily talking about him he starts to have fantasies about her.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,158 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
Haze by Mana Mihara reviews
He was my best friend, my savior, and the captain of the ship. I never thought I'd feel such emotion for him. AU NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,641 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
The Desire Quagmire by Imaginari-Mari reviews
AU, beginning mid–The Adhesive Duck Deficiency. The shift in Penny and Sheldon's paradoxical friendship begins in Sheldon's hands.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
Hanging Out to Dry by Acepilot6 reviews
A sequel to Whatever Makes You Happy. Sometimes the greatest pleasures in life come from just being together, no matter what it is you're doing. Arnold:Phoebe. Reviews always appreciated.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Arnold, Phoebe - Complete
Sleep by Society's Failure reviews
There were times she just... Couldn't sleep. And this time, she reached out during one such time, and is surprised by the response. NaruSaku-ish fluff that makes no sense
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Talking in Her Sleep by Determamfidd reviews
Hiccup's been away for six months. When he finally comes home, he's... well, maybe Astrid and Ruffnut shouldn't be blamed for their reactions. And they're not the only ones...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,744 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
The Zero Hour by LoveforPenandDerek reviews
When Emily Prentiss fears her life could end any day now she goes to a friend for comfort- and one last night to really live.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,086 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
Whatever Makes You Happy by Acepilot6 reviews
A lot of people make elaborate plans for Valentines Day. But sometimes it's better to just go with the flow. A brief story about love, plans, and deepening relationships: we're not always as ready as we think we are.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Arnold, Phoebe - Complete
Correction by Adrian Tullberg reviews
A little something for the holiday, and a scenario that's probably inevitable.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Complete
What You Don't Know by Airplane reviews
It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,185 - Reviews: 2219 - Favs: 2,945 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
The Water Vapor Vexation by EvenAngelsFall22 reviews
It should have been easy. Sheldon ruins Penny's date, Penny ruins Sheldon's shower. Yes, it should have been very easy indeed.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny
Physics by AmeliaFaulks reviews
No Krypton, superheroes, supervillains, or Superman. But there is a Lois and Clark.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,776 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Complete
The Penny Quandry by speck211 reviews
Sheldon hated things he couldn't anticipate. This particular unanticipated occurrence...this one took the cake.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Superior Colliculus Engagement by Trbl reviews
Sheldon's stuck, and goes to the one person he deems most capable of turning off their higher brain functions. Wackiness ensues. Hints at Shenny.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Glory of Spock by TempestJo reviews
Very short drabble, inspired by The Thespian Catalyst, sort of, in a roundabout way. Just for fun. I'm the pied piper?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Not as We Know It by TempestJo reviews
AU. Meet Dr. Sheldon Cooper, Phd, Private Investigator. Old style.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,980 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
iAm Finished by iCarlyFanFreek825 reviews
When Freddie gets fed up with Sam, he decides to quit being friends with both girls. How will they react? What secrets will be revealed in the tech-boy's absence? Seddie! Rated for safety.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,868 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 2,193 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Digging My Potato by DigiFruit reviews
On the first day of the term, someone pranks the school by locking all of the classroom doors shut for the day, thus cancelling all lessons. Hermione Granger is not amused
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,096 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Don't Let The Bedbugs Bite by moeexyz reviews
Somebody breaks into Annie's apartment and now is too scared to stay there. The gang gets together to help her out and discover for various reasons the only place she can stay at is Jeff's. Ficcy Friday prompt.
Community - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
iSee the World in Crimson Orange and Gold by Fictions of Legends reviews
A sad Seddie friendship one-shot. Very short, and rated T for subject matter. Based on the work, "On Fire," by kiden, a user on .
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Depth Perception by shannanagin reviews
Annie and Jeff's relationship – what the group sees, and more importantly, what they don't.
Community - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,112 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
and there is soot in your eyes by Novocain reviews
Naruto doesn't realize it, but he breaks the whores' hearts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,696 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Simple and Clean by DigiFruit reviews
Trelawney never made the prophecy, Voldemort was never defeated on Halloween of 1981, Britain has fallen into darkness, and Harry Potter is just another no-name soldier trying to smuggle a certain Muggleborn witch out of Death Eater territory
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,087 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 252 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Caper Continuum by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Sequel to Prank Wars. "I've got a proposal to make. I think we should continue this prank war, only instead of targeting each other, we should target other people. Like, say, Leonard, Howard and Raj? Maybe we can get some Kripke or Wheaton in there too.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,677 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Body Heat by Wicked Raygun reviews
Sharing body heat is a traditional survival tactic used during low temperature conditions. It's also a great excuse for snuggling. NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,343 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
How it could Happen by TempestJo reviews
One of the ways in which Sheldon could find himself on a date with Penny..
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Sheldon's girlfriend by Trbl reviews
Follows "Sheldon's plan." Rated M for later chapters. Shenny.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,454 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Short Story Conglomeration by lyrisca reviews
A collection of unrelated short stories centered around Sheldon and Penny. Anything goes!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,656 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C.
The Thing about Chocolate by TempestJo reviews
Sheldon and Penny are making chocolate covered cherries when education gets interesting... Dedicated to Medusa.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Big Reveal by Kanji no Sakka reviews
Konohamaru spies on Naruto and Sakura, with unexpected results. Naruto/Sakura, hints of Konohamaru/Moegi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Plan by TempestJo reviews
Sheldon finds the secret to attracting Beautiful women and decides to try it out on the most beautiful woman he knows, the one he's had a secret crush on ever since she moved in across the hall...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,245 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Infinite Legacy by Kipling Bunny reviews
The truth of Terry McGinnis' mother is finally revealed. Set directly after 'Epilogue'. BMWW. Completed.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,698 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Beautiful by cgaussie01 reviews
Genderbend Co-written with indigofireflies. Richard Roxxi is kidnapped by the mistress of evil Megamind, but things hardly go according to plan for the reporter.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Chance by Tsukune08 reviews
A Naruto and Samui one shot since there aren't enough of these pairings out there.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,650 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Naruto U., Samui - Complete
The Whip Inclination by TempestJo reviews
Howard brings over something he figures will make him a bonfide ladies man, only Sheldon walks out with only lady in the room...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Piano Man by TempestJo reviews
one shot, written for Medusa20. I'm not sure if it's what she wanted, but its what she asked for. Penny arrives at the university to pick up Sheldon one night, and finds him in the auditorium...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
What Happened Next by Hunger4Righteousness reviews
Beginning after Titan's defeat; Megamind and Roxanne are still at the scene. R suffers from shock and M is there to take charge. They confront some issues brought up in the movie, decide where they're headed romantically, and meet an unexpected villain.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,204 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Complete
Upside Down by TempestJo reviews
It all starts when Sheldon has a bad week and Penny resets the balance unexpectedly... Smut. If you don't like it, don't read this.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,552 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Sanctuary by DigiFruit reviews
After Harry nicks a Time-Turner in order to save Sirius, reality starts shifting around him. One day, he's not the Boy Who Lived, and the next, magic doesn't even exist. So Harry, being the only one aware of it, sets out to find out what went wrong
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,594 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 163 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Temporal Paradox by lyrisca reviews
It's impossible to change the past, and making the right choice at the wrong time means living with the consequences. Unless...?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Appetite by FloralSuitcase reviews
A slightly OC fic featuring our favourite nerd and waitress, intended to satisfy all you Shenny lovers out there who want a little more smut. Warning: This fic's graphic, so know what you're getting into.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Game Cartridge Theory by arraytime reviews
Short little oneshot. A Friendship Fic.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2011
Shopping trip with WHACKADOODLE by stock2007 reviews
Short daft thing title say's it all
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Shiny Diamond Ring Revelation by degrassichick reviews
When Leonard asks Penny the question that all girls wait to be asked, Sheldon is less than prepared for his reaction to her response, and that scares him more than anything's ever scared him before.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Lifetime by ohmypreciousgirl reviews
All lifetimes Penny and Sheldon would have fallen in love. AU
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
The CooperCheesecake Conundrum by insipidity reviews
ABANDONED.The story begins as Sheldon wakes Penny up in the middle of the night because there's been an accident. Things start slowly heading for something that just wasn't supposed to ever happen. Leonard is dating Leslie again, but not for long.S/P M/R
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,707 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Love the Way you Lie by TempestJo reviews
Sheldon and Penny. It's short and fluffy, and a one shot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Konoha Sunrise by DoctorCripple reviews
The sunrise gave me hope that maybe one day, if I just waited long enough and worked hard enough, that someone would finally notice me. Just as I have noticed the Sun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,541 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
iTexts by P. Fishies reviews
Moments between two best friends, displayed only in text messages. Seddie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 86 - Words: 41,833 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
New Years by TempestJo reviews
What happened after Penny shut the door... ONE SHOT
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Bad as she wants me to be by RoguesKnight reviews
Ron and Kim have been friends forever, now he wants to try taking it to the next level. However a shocking discovery sends him into the arms of the last person he'd ever expect comfort from. ...RonShego Rated M or MA...not for the kiddies. Complete.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,270 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Ron S., Shego - Complete
Presents by mygyps17 reviews
Presents are the only thing that's on Jo'an's mind, but everybody keeps taking too long to do other stuff first.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,811 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Stuart by stock2007 reviews
The boys are away Penny is invited to a wedding
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Penny, Stuart - Complete
Virility by Ohgodno reviews
Roxanne wonders about Megamind's junk.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
I'm Here For You by axmidnightxsun reviews
Rated T for language. Written in response to a prompt over at the Paradox community on FF.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Shattered by stock2007 reviews
Written with help and permission of Medusa 20 Set after 'Broken' and Sheldon has left
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Penny, Leonard H. - Complete
The Allegory of the Cave by delishe reviews
Seventeen years and two Nobel prizes later, Sheldon returns moves back to Pasadena. Everyone's sort of happy in spite of everything... especially Leonard and Penny's teenage daughter, Adelle.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,347 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
iHunt the Beavecoon by coffee-stained lips reviews
Spencer takes the kids out to hunt the beavecoon. Sam and Freddie get closer than they'd like, while Carly finds herself in the middle of an awkward and different love triangle.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,635 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
To Survive: Alliances by Calinstel reviews
The story continues with John and Tali as they move forward with one goal in mind. Build a fleet able to stop the Reapers.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 109 - Words: 350,384 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
The Symposium Equation by TempestJo reviews
Sheldon gets two tickets to a coveted event, but must bring a female...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,208 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Sheldon Goes a Courting by lonegungal17 reviews
Sheldon goes to Penny for relationship advice and to practice kissing.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Black Suit stimulation PT2 by TempestJo reviews
Written with permission from Medusa20, author of The Black Suit Stimulation, read that first, I HIGHLY recommend it!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Christmas Miracle Hypothesis by Ultrawoman reviews
One-Shot. Season 3. Sheldon has a Christmas gift for Penny, and its not exactly what she was expecting, but then after the surprise she gave him last year, what else did she really think would happen? Penny/Sheldon. My first Big Bang Theory fic.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
All she had to do was Ask by TempestJo reviews
Penny gets a fortune cookie that prompts her play Truth, and go for what she wants. One-shot
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Not So Cold After All by gertie-flirty reviews
Saturnalia rolls around again, only this time Penny doesn't have any idea what to get for Sheldon. He, however, might have found the perfect gift for her . . . one-shot, complete
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
I saw mummy by TempestJo reviews
Christmas one-shot, just me clearing my head again! : Sheldon and Penny!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Turnabout by Dragonslayer527 reviews
Roxanne knows a thing or two about being tied to a chair and now it's Megamind's turn. Smut Rox/MM
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Third time's the charm by edwalk86 reviews
He considered himself lucky that once, just once, in his entire life, that he got to see that smile, to see her truly happy. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Penny for Your Thoughts by angeleyes2827 reviews
Four years ago, Penny left for the stars of Hollywood. Five years ago she made a pact with Sheldon. An agreement, a promise. "If you see me and I don't see you, throw a penny at me. That way I'll always know it's you." Oneshot. Revised.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
How To Train Your Dragon: 2015 Case Files by Disneyanime91 reviews
A series of one-shots set before, during and after HTTYD: 2015, in the same universe. Across genres and styles, a variety of ideas that never made it to the final cut. Includes Character Files! Reviews are appreciated, requests are accepted.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,897 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid
Prank Wars by Eternal Contradiction reviews
It started with something Penny hadn't intended to be a prank and then escalated into so much more. With the tension between Sheldon and Penny, one of them has to break first.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,243 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Dearly Beloved by DigiFruit reviews
Hermione is sad that her parents can't relate to her magical life, so Harry learns how to use a muggle camera to take photos that she can mail to them with her letters. Using her as a model, however, makes him realize how beautiful she really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,214 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 246 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4922 - Favs: 8,041 - Follows: 4,213 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Shared Space by Bainaku reviews
Roxanne Ritchi is cold. Megamind warms her up.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
iBet by Tech-Man reviews
Sam & Carly make a bet concerning Freddie's feelings towards Sam. Freddie overhears the bet and decides to have fun with the two girls. Seddie
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,778 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
All the Stars in Texas by lyrisca reviews
An encounter with a wayward criminal turns Sheldon's life upside-down. Delightfully AU.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,940 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Necessity of Chaos by ClaudiaRain reviews
As friends go, Sheldon knows that he and Amy are a perfect match. Until he realizes what she's costing him. Sheldon/Penny
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
iBreak a Promise by chasingafterstarlight reviews
Sam and Freddie begin dating, but with a twist. They can't reveal it or they will get a wedgie from the other. What will happen? Follows the series, starting at iThink They Kissed. Seddie, Cibby.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,104 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Thanking Sheldon by TempestJo reviews
Penny needs Sheldon's help... One shot. M to be safe, because of implied content.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Nothing For Christmas by TempestJo reviews
Just a lil something.. Sheldon wants to prove he's not as innocent as Leonard thinks he is..
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Stuff Dreams Are Made Of by TempestJo reviews
Sheldon has a dream which opens new doors.. M in later chapters.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,810 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Greatest Bond by Nature9000 reviews
When Freddie suddenly cancels his plans with Jonah and Sam, Valerie helps them to understand just why, and who or what would be more important. When they learn the truth, it seems to inspire a chain of events.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Complete
Spare the Rod by Fester0662 reviews
Naruto finds himself in a difficult position when one of his brightest genin becomes one of his biggest problem children, but wait until he finds out why! And as if that wasn't enough...another is waiting to help Drive him nuts! Naru/Moegi/Hanabi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,432 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Naruto U., Moegi - Complete
The Grad Student by Trbl reviews
Penny can't just leave Sheldon to fend for himself when a Grad Student gets fresh. Shenny. Eventual M Rating. Please note: Spoilers Through Season 4, not 2-just to be on the safe side. I had intended this to be longer,but it just didn't work out that way.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,710 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Bleach Accident by TempestJo reviews
Penny borrows Sheldon's bleach, then spills it...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Moving So Gracious by The Croc Shop reviews
Pre-film. When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get feelings. Or: six times Megamind checked out Roxanne's derriere.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,727 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Girl on the Wing of a Barnstormer by perpetual.self reviews
So basically, dating Rich is like going to rehab. Annie's taking the cure, and the addiction is Jeff Winger, and the cure is Rich. Chapter two posted 11/29/10. COMPLETE.
Community - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,882 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Annie E., Jeff W.
Forty One Times Dead by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 326 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Brother and Sister Complex by Zkname reviews
Kyosuke and Kirino messed up and with that mess up come a lot of repressed and confused feelings. Warnings:Language, Incest, and Hanky Panky.
My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute/俺の妹がこんなに可愛いわけがない - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 88 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kyousuke K., Kirino K.
Sheldon's plan by Trbl reviews
Follows "Sheldon's list." Shenny.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,951 - Reviews: 3498 - Favs: 5,953 - Follows: 2,643 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Proposition Proposition by gertie-flirty reviews
Sequel to "The Milestone" and fourth in my "Ellipse of the Heart" series. Penny and Sheldon reach a turning point in their relationship, then Penny runs away to Nebraska. COMPLETE
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,306 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Dr Strangelove by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shinji I. - Complete
You Can't Say No by Ladyofthe80s reviews
Freddie wants to get Sam to do it, but she is strong in refusing. How will Freddie persuade her, and the bigger question is, will Sam do it? Read to find out. It is better than it sounds. I am not good at summaries with a character limit.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Sheldon's list by Trbl reviews
Follow up to "Sheldon's sick". Easing into the Shenny.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Sheldon's sick by Trbl reviews
If only Penny had remembered what "Code Milky-Green" meant. Pre-Shenny
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
What two years can do by Digi-Queen-Geek reviews
A story about Love, Family, and change. All set in a place very different to the one Freddie left two years ago. Seddie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,319 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2184 - Favs: 4,365 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
The New Mop Exclusion by LadyHouston reviews
Just a little birthday fic for Medusa20. Sheldon teaches Penny how to clean. The right way. Smutty one-shot without actual smut.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
Balloons by Four's Fanfiction reviews
Finn wants to see Marcelines boobs, so he starts a water balloon fight.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Finn, Marceline A. - Complete
Miscalculation by emw314 reviews
Willow and Xander choose complimentary costumes from Ethan's
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/15/2010
The Miscellaneous Minutae Collection by jessicajason reviews
A repository for my Sheldon/Penny drabbles and ficlets. All are or will be rated PG at most.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Geneva, Je, T'aime by Lady Medusa Formalization reviews
Sheldon and Penny finally get their chance to see the Hadron Collider and each other as well.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,295 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Political Alliances by Agent-G reviews
After the failed invasion, Suna decides on making a marriage alliance with Konoha to strengthen ties with them. They chose Temari but for her new husband they chose the most unusual choice in Naruto. How will this new alliance affect both their lives? *Lemons edited out*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 210,764 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 3,859 - Follows: 2,535 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
The Milestone by gertie-flirty reviews
Sequel to "The Problem is the Noble Prize And Also Leonard ." Penny tells Sheldon something important, and he has no idea how to react. Complete!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,826 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Kitty by Bunny1 reviews
While waiting for the birth of their first child, Sheldon and Penny accompany the gang to the comic book shop, and run into Will Wheaton... Sequel to 'Purr, Purr, Purr' and prequel to 'The Baby Postulation'. Will be multi-chaptered. Now Complete!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
A Lap Dance, BAU Style by mabelreid reviews
One Shot. Follow up to "Middle Man." The case gives Emily and Reid ideas about each other and answers the question we all asked. Has Reid been to a strip joint?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/8/2010 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
The Problem is the Nobel Prize And Also Leonard by gertie-flirty reviews
Sequel to 'The Marital Observation.' Sheldon and Penny are dating, but they face some obvious problems. Complete.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,159 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Out of It by TempestJo reviews
Sheldon is Penny's responsible friend while she recovers from anesthia, with interesting results! Just a fluffy lil oneshot..
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
What Happened at Night by TempestJo reviews
Sheldon has a tough day, thanks to recurring thoughts of Penny, he finds himself not alone.. M for subject matter..
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Drabble Adhesion by LadyHouston reviews
A collection of unrelated Sheldon/Penny Drabbles written for LJParadox Challenges. UnBeta'd so if you have any feedback for improvement, please let me know. Continuously being edited. Rating subject to change.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,521 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C.
iForget by Like-Omg-Like-Seddie reviews
Freddie's in the hospital? Yeah. Pretty bad. He doesn't remember who he is? Alright. Time to panic. SEDDDDIIIEEEEEE. But also Creddie hints, if you're into that kind of stuff - - smh. My entry for SmartBabe Challange 8
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,702 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Proving it by TempestJo reviews
Penny and Sheldon, after the date with Amy.. slightly M.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
iAwkward Position by SeddieAnonymous reviews
It's just a normal teenage party, involving Sam and Freddie in one horrible awkward position. " But it sounded like you two..." ONE SHOT
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
The Halloween Candy Discrepancy by shinysylver reviews
Sheldon knows that Peeps are for Easter not Halloween. My response to a Halloween prompt over at the Paradox LJ Community.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Captain Morgan Culmination by EvenAngelsFall22 reviews
It doesn't bother her that she's slept with thirty one men, it bothers her that Sheldon thinks she has.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,512 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Harry Potter vs Mr Potato Head by Perfect Lionheart reviews
A minor touch of philosophical rambling that you might find interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/31/2010
The Progeny Refutation of the Chronology Protectio by Alyce Gates reviews
Penny finds a lost toddler outside her apartment one evening and goes to Leonard for help, but only Sheldon knows what's really going on... Penny/Sheldon
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
iHeart Vegas by Ladyofthe80s reviews
Freddie has something to give Sam that she forgot and might need after she left his apartment yesterday. Better than it sounds. Some romance, I guess. Rated T for sexual references. Pairings Sam/Freddie Carly/Adam. Peace! Love! Volleyball! Seddie!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
24 Hours by Gabsikle reviews
After Gibby and Tasha break up, Sam comes up with a plan to take his mind off things. In the span of 24 hours, things change between Sam, Freddie, Carly, and Gibby. They learn things about themselves and each other, and most of all, have fun. Seddie/Cibby
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,289 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
The PennySheldon Relationship Paradigm by CSI Ames reviews
A collection of Penny/Sheldon fan fics, hopefully not all of them are fluff. All song based. Can't really give a good summary when all of them will be different! You're just gonna have to read it, hope you like it!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,171 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
To Nervous by arraytime reviews
Sheldon and Penny learn that discussing such things can change their friendship.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Marital Observation by gertie-flirty reviews
Sheldon Cooper is marrying Amy Farrah Fowler, but someone breaks up the ceremony at the last second. Sheldon/Penny
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,108 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Horror Stories are Illogical, Captain by GothicCheshire reviews
Captain Kirk is many things, bold, charismatic, daring, and, almost unquestionably, a genius. However, when he makes a certain Vulcan tell a horror story to the Bridge Crew and himself...he may just wind up getting a bit more than he bargained for.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,280 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Spock - Complete
Hot Spring by Shimy reviews
Laugardagur, a term referred to as "wash day", is related to the Viking's routine of taking a bath every Saturday. Hiccup, Astrid knows, takes more than one bath a week. Rated T for safety, but once again, K should be okay, too. Complete!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
The Dork is Mine by chasingafterstarlight reviews
After eavesdropping on Freddie's conversation with the new girl, Sam's status on MSN evokes some interesting results. Seddie friendship, oneshot.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
32 by Flabagash reviews
"hmpft!" growled penny as she slammed the door behind her. Really, for the smartest man she knew, Sheldon Cooper was an idiot. Follows on from 4.1. Sheldon/Penny.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,821 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C.
The Baby Postulation by Bunny1 reviews
A few years in the future for Sheldon and Penny... Oneshot, complete.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
When There's Nothing To Do on a Saturday Night by Ladyofthe80s reviews
When there's nothing to do on a Saturday night, Sam invites Freddie over to do something because they're both bored. They talk, watch a movie, and might just possibly do some other stuff. You have to read to find out. BTW everyone watch iDo tonight!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Purr, Purr, Purr by Bunny1 reviews
Sheldon explains to Penny that he's been feeling 'distracted' lately... Sequel to 'The Warm Kitty Collaboration', and the fifth and final in my 'Kitty' series! Thank you all for reading, and it's been a fun series of oneshots! Hope you enjoy.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C.
The Emotional Attachment Determination by shinysylver reviews
Sheldon has come to the realization that Penny is his best friend which seems to make everything more complicated. Sequel to The Cooper-Fowler Relationship Fallacy.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Warm Kitty Collaboration by Bunny1 reviews
Sequel to 'The Happy Kitty Oneirology', and fourth in my Kitty series. Penny wins tickets to a 'Star Wars' Convention on the radio and takes the boys... Oneshot. Complete.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Deathsong by LoquaciousQuark reviews
Post-series. An accident has unexpected ramifications, and Ichigo suddenly faces a new life and a new threat in Soul Society. Living is never as simple as it seems. IchiRuki, complete.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,973 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Hysteria Nomenclature by PrincessButtercup83 reviews
Okay, so they're together. Now what?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,524 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Happy Kitty Oneirology by Bunny1 reviews
Sequel to 'The Sleepy Kitty Component', and the third in my 'Kitty' series. Penny volunteers to help Raj and Sheldon in a dream study. Oneshot. Complete.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Would You Rather by JamesTheGreater reviews
Sam and Freddie play a little game which leads to a discussion of some uncomfortable truths.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
The Sleepy Kitty Component by Bunny1 reviews
A one-shot sequel to 'The Soft Kitty Correlation'. Penny becomes injured due to Leonard's negligence, and Sheldon steps in... Well all know drugs make her overly candid...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Soft Kitty Correlation by Bunny1 reviews
Sheldon makes Amy Farrah Fowler leave when he reveals that he would prefer Penny taking care of him when he is sick...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
iJust Say So by Sushihiro reviews
During a web cast, Freddie teasingly tells Sam that if she's in love with him, she should just say so. So what if she does? From the episode iWas A Pageant Girl.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iAlternate Ending by chasingafterstarlight reviews
How iDo SHOULD have gone. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
The Philandering Genius Altercation by lyrisca reviews
Leonard's amorous activities with Dr. Plimpton bother Penny far more than she'd like to admit.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
No One Is Alone by doxengirl reviews
For Sam Puckett the idea of musical theatre was for silly girls who believed in happily ever after. But when she gets dragged "Into the Woods" she starts to realize that maybe a little bit of fantasy can make her reevaluate her reality. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Uzumaki Clan's Rebirth by G3rMan reviews
Naruto has gained knowledge of his heritage, and of a bloodline thought extinct. He must now leave Konoha to master his new abilities and bring back the glory of the Uzumaki, and he will have the help of a busty kage with a similar past. NaruxMei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 239,202 - Reviews: 1848 - Favs: 4,096 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Vanilla Twilight by Pieequals36 reviews
Samantha Puckett is a difficult girl to fall for. Sam/Freddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,959 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
This Moment by arraytime reviews
Penny is losing hope, and he is always there for her... no matter what! -ONE SHOT-
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
iGet in a Fight by KamiNytha reviews
"Why the hell would you get in a fight with him? He's on the football team! How on earth did you survive?" Seddie One-shot
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,223 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iHave Chicken Pox by Lovin'Seddie reviews
Chicken pox is being spread around Ridgeway, and Freddie gets it, so Mama Benson sends him to the doctor. While Freddie is there, he finds Sam, who also has the chicken pox. Mrs. Benson takes pity on her, and now both are stuck as her patients. Seddie!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Footprints by Shimy reviews
Happens after the movie. Hiccup has to deal with a lot of changes, including new footprints. Rated T just for safety, but K should be suitable too. HiccupxToothless friendship HiccupxAstrid. And I suck at summaries. Now finally complete!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,466 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
The Heisenberg Jocularity Incident by lyrisca reviews
Sheldon hurts Penny's feelings, and Leonard thinks Sheldon should probably apologize for being such a socially handicapped jerk.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Practical Need by mirage888 reviews
Contrary to popular belief, Sam and Freddie CAN live without each other. It IS possible. But here's a list of reasons why they shouldn't have to! Seddie friendship/romance oneshot.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Evolution by droidgirl reviews
Sheldon gets sucked into the future for a few minutes. It's all he needs to see what he could stand to lose.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Tired by Narutoenthusiast reviews
Things go wrong at the last Sasuke retrieval mission and Naruto ends up taking the blame for it. Now, tired of everything being his fault, he sets up a new way of thinking that happens to go against every belief he once had. Problem is that not everyone seems very thrilled about the change.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 238,845 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 2,695 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Moments by ClaudiaRain reviews
It took her awhile to realize how much those small moments of her life actually meant. And that, if she allowed them, they would start to comprise a lifetime of happiness. Sheldon/Penny
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Just Another by MercuryPilgrim reviews
Just another chase, just another hunter. But she hadn't thought they would send the best. 'As she readied her kunai to be thrown with pin point accuracy into the ninjas neck, he looked up and straight into her eyes. She gasped. "Hello Sakura."'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Frying Pan Consequences by Demi.T. Greca reviews
Penny knocks Sheldon on the head with a frying pan causing him amnesia and a character changing. Now she has to deal with a much more normal Sheldon who is hitting on her? Shenny/Peldon/inspired by a utube video, please read and review.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,003 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C.
iStow Away by luna moody reviews
With Carly off with her Grandma, and Spencer, Granddad and Freddie on a guys weekend away, Sam is forced to stay in Seattle by herself... until she finds a way to tag along with the boys, that is. Inspired by a classic bedtime story. *SEDDIE* Finished
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,621 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iCarly's own MLP by luna moody reviews
Tired of her using him, Freddie bets Sam that she can't pass a test without his help. NOT THE YOOZH...This time the bet is a secret. Will the prize be worth it? Sam and Freddie? Definitely! Seddie? Maybe. I'm trying interactive on this one, so R&R!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,758 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Infallible by izzylane reviews
Three times Sheldon kissed Penny although the first one doesn't really count
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Something There by axmidnightxsun reviews
He rushes towards her like she is his lifeline and he is in desperate need of saving. A five times fic.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
My Sweet Fracture by Unread-Letters reviews
When Annie needs a ride to the doctor's who's there to take her? Rated T for language.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
What Difference Does This Difference in Age Make? by Unread-Letters reviews
Jeff and Annie reflect on their age difference. Rated T for some language, sex and slight brief drug references.
Community - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
iSeven Days of Presents by chasingafterstarlight reviews
The week before Sam's birthday, Freddie begins to give her a present a day with a catch- she can't open them until her birthday. Oheshot, Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
In this World and the Next by robst reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 4548 - Favs: 6,912 - Follows: 3,335 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Divergences by Lady Lioness reviews
Every decision we make alters the course of our lives. Make one decision differently and go down an entirely new path. AU Sheldon/Penny One vignette does contain character death
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
iGet Revenge by KuroiOokami89 reviews
The iCarly gang are about to enter their junior year of high school. Freddie has feelings for Sam, but is tired of the way the blonde girl treats him. To change that, he's taking matters into his own hands. Seddie!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,602 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iFill Out My Profile by chasingafterstarlight reviews
Carly makes Sam fill out her Splashface profile with a long survey and Spencer burns off the delete key on the keyboard. What will happen? Seddie, of course!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Spit Take by BobtheFrog reviews
SPOILERS for Season 4 episode 1. Pre-Penny/Sheldon. Why Sheldon was so insistent in the opening that Amy was not his girlfriend.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Mistakes by ClaudiaRain reviews
One night leads to a reevaluation of everything she's ever known. Sheldon/Penny
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
iWant to be Friends by Leea Gardner reviews
When Freddie walks in on Sam Puckett doing something Sam Puckett should never do, he's not sure how he'll react. Or how she will, for that matter. He hopes she doesn't break his nose... Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,889 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Beyond a Shadow of a Doubt by Talitha Koum reviews
Complete. AU. Based on the movie The Ghost and Mrs. Muir. Penny moves in to 4A and comes to find that the previous tenant has yet to leave.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,409 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Semi Pro Hypotheses by droidgirl reviews
5 Times Sheldon and Penny Were Thinking Totally Inappropriate Thoughts About Each Other and the 1 Time It Was Ok
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Cooper Fowler Relationship Fallacy by shinysylver reviews
Sheldon has decided that marrying Amy would be a suitable and mutually beneficial arrangement. Penny helps him realize that he is wrong.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Serpentine Embrace by MountainWind reviews
They're both crazy, there's no doubt about that. But could the craziest thing either has done is try to be loved? AnkoxNaruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 63,602 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Holiday Spirit by spinlight reviews
A story about how the relationship of Sam and Freddie evolves over the course of a year at different holiday functions.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,220 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
The Good Neighbor Irregularity by naughtykittekat reviews
She could not stand it anymore. They constantly bickered. And there was seemingly no end to it insight. She knew there must be some way to truly get to him beyond the usual strikes. The results of her theory were unexpected. RATING CHANGED!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
iWon't Tell Carly by SpAzZy CaUsE tHaT's Me reviews
Sam and Freddie have a lot of interesting secrets they refuse to tell Carly. What are they? Where is Sam Sneaking off too? Why is Freddie always on his phone? you're just gonna have to read it. I can promise you, some will suprise you. SEDDIE of course
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,484 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Lividity by Lady Medusa Formalization reviews
Penny and Sheldon enter into a physical, but potentially damaging relationship. A collaboration between Lady Houston and Medusa20 We've created our own account!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,260 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Those Things by petthekat reviews
Sheldon finds Penny outside, under the stars, musing on her place in the world. One shot. Rating is for Language.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
First Dates and Ferris Wheels by xxVisionGirlxx reviews
Season 4. Clark takes Lois to Smallville's Harvest Festival. But is it a date? Clois
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
The Boxer Theory by BobtheFrog reviews
A short Tongue-in-Cheek piece. Penny finally convinces Sheldon to let her take him shopping for boxers. Could be seen as pre-Penny/Sheldon
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
What He Needs by BobtheFrog reviews
My first fanfic in this fandom. Sheldon gets a phone call and his friends have to deal with the aftermath. Pairing: Sheldon/Penny. If you don't like the pairing, don't read the story...or at least don't flame me about it.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
iCan't Sleep by Ladyofthe80s reviews
It's 3:41 in the morning, and Sam can't sleep. Duh, she's pissed about it. What does she do to try to fall asleep? Call the most boring and snore worthy person she knows. Freddie Benson. Please read because I promise it is better than it sounds.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Pinned by XxBloodsbanexX reviews
Bart likes being on top. Rated T for obvious reasons. More content detail inside.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Bart S., Lisa S. - Complete
Unimagined Consequences by Pandastriker reviews
It was simple. Make Carly jealous. Simple in theory, difficult in practice. What happens when a series of events forces Freddie to make a choice he never envisioned himself having to make? Seddie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,305 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Debridement by swan-scones reviews
"She's a ghostly imprint of something that once lived; like a pressed flower or a photograph." 2-D talks with the Android. 2-D/Android Noodle 2-D/Noodle, if you squint.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2010 - 2D, Android Noodle - Complete
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry Potter enters his 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and friendless because his brother Daniel is the Boy Who Lived. *** Badass Horcruxes. *** Read the author note on profile before you start. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,878 - Reviews: 6994 - Favs: 7,102 - Follows: 4,114 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Platonic Sleepover Massacre by Unread-Letters reviews
Jeff and Annie's relationship throughout their Sophomore year. Rated T for language and some suggestive thoughts and situations.
Community - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,683 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
Harmony by rhapsodybree reviews
A snapshot of the future told in 3 x 100 word parts. Penny, Sheldon, Harmony and 0.9. Now with more 100 word shots.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
She's going to drown me in Clorox! by RunFreeCuzLifeIsJustADream reviews
Sam's birthday leads to truth or dare, which leads to embarrassment, crazy situations, and maybe in true love. Teehee.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,760 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
The Unconventional Family Idiosyncrasy by girlggc reviews
This is an unintentional on their part romance between Sheldon and Penny.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,506 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
iLost my memory by xNomii reviews
Sam falls out of a tree and loses her memory, What happens when she and Freddie are getting really close, and she gets it back? Currently checking all the chapters on grammar mistakes and typos!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,931 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Your teddy bear by lonegungal17 reviews
Sheldon buys Penny a special teddy bear. Written for Paradox's Fiction Friday.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Spending the night by lonegungal17 reviews
Penny wants to spend the night with Sheldon. Written for Paradox's Fiction Friday.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Ice cream by lonegungal17 reviews
On a hot summer day Penny eats ice cream. Written for Paradox's Fiction Friday.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
His only regret by lonegungal17 reviews
Sheldon only has only regret on his deathbed: Penny. Written for Paradox's Fiction Friday.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sheldon C. - Complete
He died on a Tuesday by lonegungal17 reviews
Sheldon died on a Tuesday but is he really dead? Written for Paradox's Fiction Friday.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Penny - Complete
The Dead Engine Catastrophe by ox-dancindarlin-xo reviews
Penny's car breaks down whilst giving Sheldon a ride to work. Raj and Howard come to the rescue, but things are never the same between Penny and Sheldon... What will happen one lonely night when he decides to visit her in her apartment?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,387 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Green Eggs and Ham: A Tragic Story by JamesTheGreater reviews
Sam has a new snack that she wants Freddie to try. Will she be able to convince him? Inspired by Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Apologies of the Garden Gnomes by NoobFish reviews
She has so many things to say, but will he ever listen? Do garden gnomes ever listen in the first place? The conclusion to the Sequel to Truth is a Garden Gnome.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Ron S., Shego - Complete
iFear Chickens by xNomii reviews
Okay, you would probably think "Are you kidding me!" But no, me, Sam Puckett, the fried chicken loving chick is extremely afraid of chickens. So now I was going to a farm filled with the things I feared the most, this was going to be a lovely day.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
somewhere, over the rainbow by sing me a rainbow reviews
Love, Sam Puckett thinks, is like skittles. There're so many sides to it, so many colors and thoughts and feelings—that one might call it a rainbow. This is just one of those rainbows; a Seddie moment for each colour, red to purple.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Ants in His Pants Glue in His Shoe by mygyps17 reviews
Lois is seven. Clark is six. And they're both in the first grade...together. Definitely AU.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,473 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
The Crossroads Conundrum by sheburns1 reviews
Future!fic! Sheldon, Penny, and Leonard all thought they knew exactly what they wanted, but with a big change on the way, all three begin to question themselves, and each of them is lead in a direction they had not anticipated. Completed.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,613 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny
A Point In Time by LadyHouston reviews
A collaboration between medusa20 and myself. Penny's daughter travels back to the year 2011 to enlist the gang for help in stopping an evil corporation from stealing technology.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,904 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
Magnetic Attraction by axmidnightxsun reviews
A series of short stories compiled from the challanges over at Paradox. They are not in any order and only a few deserve the M rating. I'll be sure to include a warning at the beginning of a story if need be.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,580 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Lost in the Supermarket by Unread-Letters reviews
Jeff and Annie go grocery shopping for Shirley's birthday party and are having a hard time being around each other. Takes place about a month after the season finale. Rated T for language.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
The Congratulations Experience by gingercumberbabies reviews
Penny is excited that she got a part in a show and Sheldon congratulates her. This one little action goes much farther. Sheldon/Penny
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,817 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Reclamation by nevertalk reviews
The Collector threat is over. Shepard just wants to gather armies for the Reapers and foster his new relationship but everyone in the galaxy wants something. Many times, what people want is something they had once already. All characters. M for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 144,576 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
The Replacements by LithiumDoll reviews
"I'm going to kill them," Ariadne said flatly when the line finally picked up. "They're dead men. Yusuf's pretty confident he's planned the perfect murder and Saito's promised to cover the legal fees just in case."
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/23/2010 - D. Cobb - Complete
Penny's Nightmare by lonegungal17 reviews
Penny has a nightmare and Sheldon stays the night with her. Written for Paradox's Fiction Friday.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Chasing Their Horizon by axel100 reviews
She's the girl his mom always warned him about. His mom also cautioned him to be careful about what he wished for. Since when did Freddie stop listening to his mom? Sadly, my plans to steal the rights to iCarly from Dan Schneider have been foiled!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iChat by Lime.Orange reviews
Sam Puckett has just poked you. Would you like to poke back? SEDDIE.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Like We Used To by xXACCEBXx reviews
Does he watch your favorite movies? Does he hold you when you cry? Does he let you tell him all your favorite parts when you've seen it a million times? Does he do all these things like I used to?
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
It's Not Easy Being Veela by Lineape reviews
Quite a day for Harry; he turns sixteen, gets a few gifts, and finds out he's a Veela... Wait, what? Watch as Harry struggles to beat the perspective suitors off with a bat. This isn't what you're expecting AT ALL. I guarantee it. HP/HG, Veela!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
iFakeout Makeout by SeddieAnonymous reviews
Sam sees ex numbers one and two walking her way. The only person that could save her is sitting right next to her listening to his music. Not to mention she'll make some nerdy dreams come true. One Shot
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Gossip by Miss Soupy reviews
oneshot, NaruSaku. As it turns out, gossip has two faces. On one hand, it kept them from having to tell their story over and over until everyone finally knew that yes, they were together. The downside, though, is that people are talking about you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
iSay I Do by coffee-stained lips reviews
A viewer sends in a challenge for Sam and Freddie: pretend to be married for a week! Response to a challenge by angels.02.music
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,137 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Oasis Begins in Dawn's Azure Light Aisle by Daniella Harwood reviews
Qui-Gon Jinn, Jedi Master, was dying.' The debilitating condition of his Master causes Obi-Wan Kenobi to take a more active role in the Naboo Blockade Crisis, ensuring the beginning of a friendship with Queen Padmé Amidala. Four stories, one saga.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 154,852 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Her Family by Pandastriker reviews
Meeting the Benson family can be harder than imagined. "Be prepared, bring your chainsaw." Future fic
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
East Texas Musings by LadyHouston reviews
A collection of drabbles featuring childhood memories of Sheldon. Some of them involve S/P
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Sheldon C. - Complete
Jumping on the Bandwagon: 27 Days by Smoochynose reviews
Danzo convinces the council to banish Naruto. Insanity ensues. "P.S. Naruto sends his love." Friendship fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Attack of the Blond Adonis by monkaholic reviews
The gang heads to a ski resort for winter break. Jeff does not approve of the ski instructor. Not one bit.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Jeff W., Annie E.
iConfess by Ms.Jellybean046 reviews
After Sam confesses a secret to Carly, Carly decides to do another Win A Date on iCarly with Freddie as the mystery date. Will Sam win, or some one else? Will Sam confess either way? Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,235 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Bittersweet Sixteen by Astra M reviews
Ino is stuck in a romantic rut and Sakura's determined to help her... unfortunately her cure may prove worse than the disease. A Shikamaru x Ino x Naruto x Sakura quadrangle.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,612 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 12/13/2006 - [Ino Y., Shikamaru N.] [Naruto U., Sakura H.]
The Mouths of Babes by HasFar2Go reviews
Five people who get the wrong impression about their relationship and one person who gets it right. Ariadne/Cobb
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Ariadne, D. Cobb - Complete
Typhoid Margaret by perpetual.self reviews
October, 2010: With students falling like flies to the contagious, if not deadly, Greendale Ick, Annie gets stuck taking care of Jeff, who isn't exactly a pliant patient. Awkwardness, hijinks, and inappropriate situations ensue. Jeff/Annie, COMPLETE
Community - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,611 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
Lost in Transmission by Geeky BMWW Fan reviews
BMWW. Bruce tries to convince Diana to accept one of his gifts, not realizing the consequences of his actions. A silly one-shot.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Five Times Penny and Sheldon Hugged by ohmypreciousgirl reviews
Original title: Five Times Penny and Sheldon Hugged and One Time They Kissed. All the small moments lead to that road.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Gamp's Finest Blend of Pretend by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione is in great need of a place where Harry and she can relax and act like normal teenagers after a stressful Remedial Potions lesson. The Room of Requirement exceeds her expectations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 166 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Tomato Soup Revelation by renisanz reviews
He sighed and listed the symptoms he had noted over the last few days: slight weight gain, nausea, bouts of irritability that did not coincide with his documentation of her moods in relation to the point she was in her menstrual cycle.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Time Enough by pigwiz reviews
Sometimes, there has just been enough... Time.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 2,388 - Follows: 388 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Epiphany by loulou26 reviews
On a night out to celebrate her birthday, Lois encounters a hypnotist with extraordinary abilities. Once done, Lois can't remember anything about the encounter but as time goes on, she begins to realise that not all is as it seems when it comes to Clark K
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 135,897 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Evacuation of the Flumpawumps by Lineape reviews
Harry awakes to quite the surprise when he finds Luna trying to remove the Flumpawumps from him, through her mouth, via his... other wand... HarryxLuna. Crack, especially later on! Omakes eight through ten up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,051 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Doctor, Doctor by Rayneken reviews
...Give me the news. Sakura is the doctor, Naruto is her patient, and it all just goes uphill from there. NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lesson Learned by aej1085 reviews
Sometimes the best lessons are learned the hard way. A Naruto/Sakura oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Reliability Factor by ShipperWriter reviews
Penny forgets a promise she made to Sheldon, causing him to doubt her other promises to him. Small Shenny. Comic-Con is responsible for this creation.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Freshmen Frustration by ShipperWriter reviews
"This had to be the stupidest idea. Ever. No, thinking that this was a good idea in the first place was a stupid idea." Inspired in part by the song "The Freshmen" The Verve Pipe version . Shenny.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Promicide by crackers4jenn reviews
Annie drops a crazy-bomb on the group.
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
You Belong With Me by muggledad reviews
It's amazing when one's eyes open to Truth. Amazing, glorious and terrifying. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Vodka Flavored Ice Cream Experiment by iamjustanerd reviews
Why couldn't Haagen Dazs make a vodka flavored ice cream?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Big Bang Kinky Fun Time by LadyHouston reviews
Another collection of drabbles, this time from a fun and kinky perspective. Featuring parings from all over the BBT ship fandom. I will warn you in the chapter titles about the paring so you don't have to read one you're not comfortable with. Very M rated
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,507 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010
Bad Day by Cherry tiger reviews
Suzuna was just having a bad day, so her idiot of a brother suggested she text Sena about it. That shouldn't be a big deal... right? Set during their 3rd year. Fluff. SenaSuzu.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Suzuna T., Sena K. - Complete
iHear You by Mixwe reviews
A small action, a look or a step, can be a call; a need. Freddie and Sam are in college together with Carly. The two know each other so well they hear this call and are there no question. But Carly has lots of questions. worth reading.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,644 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
MaxiPads and the Joys of Fatherhood by The Behemoth reviews
Puberty sucks. Poor Gru. One-shot!
Despicable Me - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Gru, Margo - Complete
Not Very Fun Awakenings by BundyShoes reviews
Arthur thinks Ariadne dreaming about him. Arthur gets a rude awakening. not A/A
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Ariadne, D. Cobb - Complete
Run Away, Love by Amputation reviews
REWORKED! Misery loves company, but what happens when misery is met with solutions? Past!fic to Present!SemiAU BBTverse
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,660 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
New Lamps for Old – Reaping what you've Sown by dogbertcarroll reviews
This is story #2 of 4 that have major characters personal memories removed and their souls switched around to see how they’d do. In case you were wondering this is Ichigo from Bleach switched out with Naruto. Not a one shot.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,627 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 2,612 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Open Your Eyes by LoveforPenandDerek reviews
Penelope gets Derek to help her play cupid for their friends but the tables get turned on them. Morgan and Garcia. Reid and Prentiss.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,898 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - P. Garcia, D. Morgan - Complete
Itachi and Kisame Get High by Xorncon - Number 0 reviews
While passing through a small village, a merchant tells Kisame about a special herb that supposedly makes people 'see things.' Kisame buys it to try and help Itachi's deteriorating eyesight, and the two soon discover it's good stuff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,194 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Pie Crust Exercise by danakate reviews
Sheldon tries to teach Penny how to bake. Established Sheldon/Penny relationship.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Back In Seattle by pigwiz reviews
Everybody makes mistakes. Some are just more massive than others...
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,063 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
The Third Winger by moeexyz reviews
Annie and Jeff's journey to parenthood. Oneshot.
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,452 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
An Offer Made by Wedjatqi reviews
Larrin pays a visit to Atlantis to see John, only to discover that some things have changed in John's life. JT. Inspired by the episode The Lost Tribe. Post S5
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2010 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
How To Train Your Lover by Jedi.Knight.of.Geekdom reviews
UPDATED SUMMARY: What if How To Train Your Dragon was told from someone else's point of view? And what if that person just so happens to be Astrid? HTTYD, as seen through the eyes of our favorite blonde Viking.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,116 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
iWin A Trip To Rome by zazeendot reviews
When Sam wins a spaghetti-eating contest, she wins a free trip to Rome! She has to go with someone, but when Carly can't she has to take Freddie instead. Can they still hate each other even in the most romantic place in the world? Possibly the universe?
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,982 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Cinnamon by BoxOfTrinkets reviews
Sam has a problem. She cant breathe around Freddie anymore and she's desperate to find out why. cute:
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Thump! by Panda-chan-plays-tennis reviews
Penny is beating up on a punching bag instead of Sheldon when he won't tell her how he feels. Slight AU, established P/S, brief L/P.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Android Investigation by Deborah Peters reviews
"'Wow,' said Penny. 'And you said "soup" was bad.'" The gang plays "Never Have I Ever."
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Romantic Retreat by VeryBerry Rebecca reviews
Valentine's Day, and all Penny wants is to be treated to a nice date night. But when her date cancels and she is forced to work a shift at the Cheesecake Factory, Sheldon plans her a little surprise. Friendship/Romantic fluff.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Home by shannanagin reviews
Graduation 2013, with flashbacks to the past four years. Written for the M/M Fic Exchange.
Community - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,048 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
Not That Girl by camiguin reviews
Songfic using 'I'm Not That Girl' from Wicked.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C.
A Safe Pair of Hands by Kanji no Sakka reviews
Sakura heeds a stern warning to make it clear how she feels about Naruto. Naruto/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,966 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
An Unfortunate Mix Up by Insane Guy of DOOM reviews
Post-Game. After accidentally having her DNA altered by one of Mordin's experiments, Tali ends up pregnant with Commander Shepard's child. How will the crew react? What will the Migrant Fleet think? Oh boy, this can't end well. MShep/Tali. Epilogue is up!
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,672 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Shepard (F), Tali'Zorah - Complete
On Four Legs by gabriel blessing reviews
At Camp Wannaweep, their was more horrors than bugs, poison ivy, Gill, or even monkeys. There one who travels on four legs. There was Yee Naaldlooshi. There was the Skinwalker. And now it's awake. And man is it pissed off.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,631 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Ron S. - Complete
Almost as pathetic as Romeo and Juliet by Livlov-Nevergiveup reviews
While in the basement Sam asks Freddie an unusual question. Sam/Freddie One-Shot. WARNING: A little bit on the cheesy side. Still give it a chance though!
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Scared by arraytime reviews
.::. Penny is scared... And Sheldon doesn't know why .::.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
How to Train Your Dragon: 2015 by Disneyanime91 reviews
A retelling of the popular movie, in a modern warfare sci-fi fantasy setting, with guns and bullets. Welcome to PMC Installation 83-RK "Berk". I am Lance Corporal Jack "Hiccup" Haddock. This is my story. Do R&R. -FINISHED-
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,366 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
The Texas Nebraska Memoirs by LadyHouston reviews
A look into the childhoods of Sheldon and Penny and the blossoming relationship they have now.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Missing Effect by arraytime reviews
.::. When Sheldon Lee Cooper, PhD, is missing something, he means it. .::.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
Second Chance by lonegungal17 reviews
When Sheldon finds out Penny never attended her prom, he finds a way to give to her a second chance to go. Wrote for Fiction Friday at Paradox.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
With Words Unspoken by ibreak4CSI reviews
JA - The group takes an American Sign Language class, and Jeff and Annie are partners.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,461 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
Smooth, Real Smooth by Kipling Bunny reviews
Diana's a stalker and Bruce likes to perform laser hair removal. Yes, you read that correctly.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
iWoohoo by accidental laughter reviews
Freddie catches Sam playing The Sims on his computer. She unknowingly presses the wrong button...
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Fox of Konoha by CrazyLikeArt reviews
The Kyuubi attack never happened, the hero of the village never died, and a child sits in the forest alone, waiting to show the world his power. *warning- follows major canon events* *abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,283 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 3,005 - Follows: 2,932 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U.
The Art of Running and Hiding by Duchess Delanie reviews
Fishlegs really, really does not want a girlfriend at this time in his life.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,649 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Fishlegs I., Ruffnut - Complete
Getting Into You by ohmypreciousgirl reviews
Penny misses Sheldon more than she thought she would. AU set after season 2 finale.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Falling in Love is Never Easy by Falon-Jareth101 reviews
Penny knows that she is in love with Sheldon... now all she needs is for him to realise he feels the same way. Not a very good summary, but i promise it's worth the read! x
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,426 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Seeking Freedom by Raphael Fitchburne reviews
Naruto becomes tired of everyone in the village. He thinks they are suffocating him like a bird in a cage. He has his reasons. How will his friends react if they learn that he is planning to leave for good?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,043 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Summer Classes: History 101 and 102 by R. Winter reviews
Jeff's first summer at Greendale. Jeff is not only trying to find a way for the South to win in their mandatory civil war reenactment, but also trying to patch things up with Annie, who is awkward and avoidant. This includes not killing her new crush.
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
My Fair Sheldon by immortalbeloved13 reviews
Penny gives Sheldon dancing lessons. *Sequel to "My Fair Penny"*
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,585 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Circular Wagering by Alex Foster reviews
As far as payoffs went, it wasn't the worst thing they had ever done. Sam and Freddie and a wager that becomes a habit. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Pride, Prejudice & Jimmy Choos by SunRei reviews
She was the girl America loved to hate; and the girl he hated to love. After a rash of behavioral incidents, pop princess Lola Dakota finds herself exiled in a backwards Kansas town. Looks can be deceiving. Elseworld fic.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,222 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
why say it again? by The Cheshire Riddler reviews
AU. "I'm not crazy, you know," she says. The legal documents say, "Yes, you are." Seddie. Oneshot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,504 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Pool Games by PinStripes3030 reviews
Jeff plays pool. Annie cheers for him. Oh, and Simmons sucks.
Community - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
The Sheldon Cooper Paradigm Shift by Streamingwords reviews
After an unexpected accident, Sheldon Cooper undergoes a paradigm shift of epic proportions. Future Shenny. T rating for now.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,069 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Locked Door Complication by LadyHouston reviews
Sheldon and Penny are locked in the Laundry Room. How will they get out? Will Sheldon suffocate? Will Penny kill Sheldon?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
To Survive by Calinstel reviews
Escaping the collector base and moving forward. The ongoing story of John Shepard and the fight to survive and also what it means to fall in love with a quarian. T rated after shown the errors of my way :
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 92,241 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
So Very Obsessed by LoveforPenandDerek reviews
Prentiss and Reid.Emily can't stop herself from wanting Reid. But what does he want?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,924 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
Memoirs of a Sugar Queen by Anna Nigma reviews
Not everyone gets their fairytale on their first try. Sometime you have to grow up a little first. Twenty things about Lottie La Bouff.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Charlotte L.B. - Complete
A Fine Fine Line by Heart on a Sword reviews
Naruto loves Sakura and will do anything to make her happy, but just how far must he go to make her happy?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,707 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Oh Bonding by Pandastriker reviews
Sam and Freddie...bond, in a way only they can. Mischief making and humor ahead. T because of my insatiable love for swearing
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,620 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Truth or Dare by shan21 reviews
Annie, Britta and Shirley have an old fashion slumber party and a game of Truth or Dare is played. Spoilers through the finale.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
What You Don't Say by amtrak12 reviews
Comment fic for Milady-Milord that got away from me. The prompt was: Annie, Britta and Shirley have an old fashion slumber party and a game of truth or dare is played. Discussions of Jeff/Annie
Community - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Annie E. - Complete
I don't need you anymore by JackOfBladesX reviews
After seventeen years, Naruto's parents return to Konoha, with his twin sister. HIs reaction to his parents being alive after so long? Complete Apathy. In Naruto's defense, he really had a lot going on that day. Naruto/Shion/OC/OC.OneShot. Humor Fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 305 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
LaughingGas Love by Mixwe reviews
Carly and Ms. Benson take BOTH Freddie and Sam to the dentist. After Carly is distracted by a certain visitor, a loopy Sam goes off looking for her and finds someone else, someone just as loopy as she is. SEDDIE, plus a little Criffin
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,243 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
That's The Beat of the Heart by camiguin reviews
Penny Sheldon future fic inspired in part by my Littman Cardiology III stethescope at 3 AM.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Naruto: Rinnegan Chronicles by Redrover117 reviews
Who am I? Who am I really? Am I the Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune? Am I the Legacy of the Yondaime Hokage? Am I the heir to the Sage of Six Paths? I don't know anymore...or perhaps I never did. Starts at T-rating but gradually becomes M-rating.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 121,207 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 2,300 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
Starlight, Starbright, Glow In The Dark Star I See by camiguin reviews
Sheldon and Penny. Penny tells Sheldon about something that happened to her as a child and Sheldon responds. Glow in the dark stars are involved and sugary goodness is the result.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Some Industrial Light and Magic by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry figures things out when Hermione is allowed to dress the Golden Trio in coordinated Star Wars-themed outfits for a Halloween costume ball.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 95 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Coffee by RoseWaters reviews
Because it took the cold feel of the empty sheets next to him to realize it. Sex’s not love. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.