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Hey people im Musei Akumu (silent nightmear) and this is my profile!(sory im a relly bad speller) And what good would a profile be with out a bunch of random crap!!!!

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiel

random quotes

Music is like candy – you throw away the rappers

"Friends"

You and me are Friends

You Cry, I Cry

You Laugh, I Laugh

You Fight, I Got Your Back

You Jump Off A Bridge . . .

I'mma miss you dumbass

May god have mercy on your soul, for I have none

smile even if its a sad smile because sader than a sad smile is the sadnes of not knowing how to smile

no trespasing violators will be shot and survivors will be shot agen

Retreating? Hell no were gust atacking in the other direction!

in a world of black and white find grey to create a masterpeace

We say we love flowers yet we pluck them. We say we love trees yet we cut them down. And we still wonder why some are afrade when told they are loved.

I am worse than evil i am...the auther!

If darkness is bad then why dose it hide us? And if light is so good why dose it expose us?

If living means that I must bow down to you guys, I'll happily stand tall and die!

God made man, knew he could do better, and made woman.

They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out.

Weather Forecast for tonight: dark

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

If i had dignaty i would be humiliated.

I give you this rose. Hopefully you, unlike this rose, will not be cut down in your prime and your corpse displayed as a sign of affection

The quite lonly soles learn more about them selves than the loud social ones.

She was happy simpley because she refused to be un happy.

All we could lose we did and all we could keep we do.

We are all born origanals but so many of us die as coppys.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

F.E.A.R fuck every thing and run.

Knolage is power, power corupts, study hard be evil.

if you have crazy psychopathic dreams of world domination join me and copy this into your profile

Stuf i found and liked

:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

What makes life 100 percent?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

but:

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

and:
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :)

To "Emo" Kids: Notice I put qotes around the whole Emo part. If your reading this your probably one of those Emo Posers under the impression that dressing and doing your hair in a certain style classifies you as Emo. Well I must say you are totally wrong in thingking so. Dressing a certain way doesnt make you anything but clothed. Being Emo isnt about Fashion trust me I have Emo friends who are jocks Preps and Girly girls and so forth. Emo is a state of mind not a fashion trend and you posers wrecked it. Ive never seen so many "Emos" until Emo became "popular" Please realize your only following a trend and dont forget to jump on the next bandwagon when you get off of this one, you Shallow, attention seeking twerps.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

They hurt her

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucille

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

DEATH TO TWILIGHT AND STEPHENIE MEYER! TWILIGHT SUXS A LOT - HERE ARE A NUMBER OF REASONS WHY:

Meyer dares to call her work the "Twilight Saga" - excuse me?! SAGA?! Even great authors like Rowling and Tolkien had the modesty not to call their epic and awesome works as a "saga", yet Meyer is being far too outrageous with her work.

- Meyer's characters are nothing more but pathetic Mary Sues. Have a look at the heroine, Bella Swan. Her name means: beautiful swan, yet her personality is so bland and dull, it's so stupid that Meyer actually makes her the main character. Bella is a clumsy girl, and seems to have no common sense whatsoever...I mean, who in their right mind would fall for a weirdo vampire that constantly watches you sleep? That's not romantic - that's plain creepy!

- Meyer writes in such complicated terms - a good story doesn't necessarily use such "pretty, colorful, big, wordy" language like: obstreperous...I highly doubt that the high school girls and boys that have read her books even know what that means. Why write a story if you are just trying to showcase your "fancy" vocabulary?

- Meyer has the worst plot ever - it is dead BORING. A girl falls in love with a vampire, who she winds up with together forever despite a few minor windups.That's it, really. The rest is fluffy, boring filler. The "climax" takes place in the last two chapters of the books and has nothing to do with the preceding 400 pages. The "conflict" is resolved far too easily. What kind of a book/story is that?

- Bella is pathetic without Edward. In the second book, as soon as Edward leaves, Bella enters a I'm-going-to-remain-dead-without-my-vampire-boyfriend mode. That is plain retarded.

- Who has ever heard of a vampire withOUT fangs and has sparkly skin in the sunlight? That isn't a vampire! Meyer not only destroys the basic definition of a vampire, but she breaks her own rules of "vampirism" at the end of her garbage series!

- The only reason that people like these books are that Meyer has placed NO personality into the characters whatsoever. Even people at Fanfiction.net do a better job at Fanfics of Twilight than Meyer herself! Any loser can put themselves into Edward's/Bella's shoes and act like them!

- Bella Swan teaches all females to let men do everything. IF WOMEN HAVE BEEN DEFENDING THEIR RIGHTS AND EQUALITIES FOR THE PAST CENTURIES, ARE THEY GOING TO LET A SERIES LIKE THIS DESTROY THEIR WORK?! Will girls even need to go to school anymore? WAAAAH! Damn you Meyer, you might just crush womans' rights and equalities!!

- Bella's Father is the worst father out there. He develops some suspicion about Edward, then just completely leaves Bella alone. That isn't being a good parent - that's being plain ignorant and oblivious about your child. I don't think my dad would let me hang out with a bunch of vampires!

- Bella started out as a useless, clumsy, whining doll that has suddenly became the idol for girls everywhere. Same with Edward and Jacob - WHY PEOPLE? WHY? DO YOU WANT TO BE A MARY-SUE TOO?!

- Have you noticed that Meyer has been describing characters EVERY two pages? I think we've heard enough about Edward's Flat Toned chest, thank you very much Meyer...

- The books are predicitable and childish. There isn't even proper sex in the series to deem it as a "vampire novel". Sure, there's vampires, but where's the romance?

- Vampire Baseball is a disgrace. Here you are, a mythical being, a vampire. You are a creature of the dark, and you play BASEBALL?! I wonder whether Meyer was mentally ill when she was writing these books.

- Do any guys like Twilight? Why is it all fangirls who are so blinded by their "love" towards Edward and Jacob that they don't see the true realities: their personalities suck, and THEY DON'T EXIST!

- Bella and Edward Fall in love way too quickly. Even teenagers don't do that nowadays. Besides, what is the chance of a young highschooler girl falling in love and the boy actually returns her love? UNLIKELY.

- There is something very disturbing about how Carlisle turning teenagers into vampires. Very disturbing.

- The only reason Edward can't read Bella's mind is that she doesn't have one.

- Harry Potter and other cool characters can easily own Edward and Jacob - they suck!

- Bella gets brainwashed all the time. It's not like she has the will to stop herself - Oh no, whatever her darling Edward will do, she'll do it too! Yeah girl, go and chuck yourself off a cliff, YOU DESERVE THAT!

- The guys are completely unrealistic, boring, and wimpy. Edward is too perfect, and hardly has any flaws. That isn't a vampire at all - that's a Mary Sue, and a pathetic writer who can't write properly.

- Why is it called "Twilight Series" if the first book itself is called "Twilight"? Give me a break woman, just get out of our lives. You've caused enough damage already - don't make it any worse!

- Every page of Meyer's books contains at least 22 grammatical errors. HOW DARE SHE CALL HERSELF A WRITER?!

- Edward relies on the school faculty to "get out of classes". So, Meyer, are you teaching kids now to rely on your rich parents to bribe the school faculty so that you can skip school and get good grades all the time? I highly doubt that Edward even knew his biology at all.

- Bella has no goals or future plans at all. She constantly revolves it around Edward. As soon as she turns 18, instead of thinking about at least college, it's all: Oh no! I'm one year older than Edward darling! What am I going to do? I have to become a vampire now!

- Jacob, who has been so nice and sympathetic towards Bella is cruelly dumped by her and she prefers Edward. That is sad, pathetic, yet amusing in my opinion. Too bad Meyer is completely incapable of implying logic into her work whenever she writes.

- Why is Bella starting to use Edward for her own advantage? As soon as she starts to flirt and date with him, he's driving her around, he's the one who does this and that for her - what ever happened to her simple and humble life in the beginning?

- Edward looks too pale in the movies. He looks like a skeleton freak who hasn't been sleeping from the past 10 years. He and Bella need A PROPER LIFE.

- The conclusion to the Twilight Saga was completely stupid and abrupt. It took Meyer 4 books to write such boring, garbage romance, and it could've taken easily 2 books.

- Meyer chases the dreams of a 4 year old of trying to be famous. Well, look at her now...rich, and famous, all thanks to the stupid fangirls and boys that dare to read her books and purchase her work. DEATH TO MEYER'S WORK!

- This series are the biggest insult to the human race itself

PASTE THESE REASONS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND JOIN THE MOVEMENT! SPREAD THE WORD AND STOP THE WORLD FROM BEING CONSUMED INTO THE MOST OFFENSIVE WORK OF ENGLISH LITERATURE! MEYER DESERVES TO BE SHOT AND HANGED! HER WORK IS SO BAD! BURN THOSE TWILIGHT BOOKS AND POSTERS RIGHT NOW! ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST, AND BE PROUD OF YOUR SUPPORT TO END THE WORLD OF THIS RIDICULOUS GARBAGE THAT HAS DEVOURED EVERYONE AROUND THIS PLANET! DEATH TO MEYER! DEATH TO EDWARD AND BELLA!

Sincerly yours,

- vylin00spunx (LOL I so agre with her I hate that series and if you take offence from that I dont realy care:)

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!! Stop child abuse people spred the word!

updates:

Akatsuki Lilly:

under construction and the name is changed to Tainted Lilly I will try post every weakend (hopefullyXD)

Hells Butterfly:

that was Just some thing i put up to see if it actualy could make it. So i update when ever i feal like it or when some one reviews.

New storys that may or may not hapin:

bka inu,

cleshayed to the max, the akatsuki turn into daogs and are in our world

im not gona' survive highschool,

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Little Girl and the Akatsuki by Dana.Kay123 reviews
Konan decides to bring a little girl to the Akatsuki to be her 'baby'...What will happen?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,191 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Akatsuki
12 Pains of Christmas for the Akatsuki by Bri Nara reviews
Akatsuki prepare for Christmas... each with their own dilemma.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Akatsuki
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Hells Butterfly reviews
Pain and Konan had a daughter who they beleved to be dead. What happens when she's not? But hears the catch she hates their roten guts. What now?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Akatsuki
Tainted Lilly reviews
What hapens when Hinata is sick and tierd of being called weak? Well she leaves and now she's in the arms of the Akatsuki, and she dosent even mind. Whats more shes kick asss now! Watch out people! Now edited!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Akatsuki, Hinata H.