Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
I am dopey for dobby. You could also call me dopey4dobby seeing as that's my pen name... But If you really want to, you can call me Jamie. :)
I hope that everyone will enjoy my stories and REVIEW!!! :P Please and spankyou!
Let me tell you a little about myself:
1) My favorite snack: Red Vines.
2) My favorite fifties boy band song: Red Vines.
3) My favorite way of saying red wines in a german accent: Red Vines.
4) The flavor of Berty Botts Every Flavor Beans that I want most: Broken computer.
5) The flavor of Berty Botts Every Flavor Beans that I want second most: Defeat.
6) The school I REALLY want to go to: Pigfarts.
7) My favorite saying: What in the devil is going on here?!
8) My favorite piece of enchanted clothing: The scarf of sexual preference.
I hope that by now you know what I'm talking about. If not:
9) My favorite name for Harry Potter: Rocket ship Potter.
If you know what I mean, then you are seriously awesome!!! If not, please go to youtube right now and search 'A Very Potter Musical.' Once you have watched that, you must then search 'A Very Potter Sequel.' After this, you must have a new found appreciation for Glee.
Anywho, please read my stories, it would make me happy.
"What do you do during the full moon?!"
"Oh, thats easy! I like to kill..."
"No! I mean kill animals!"
"I meant... dance! Yeah! I like to dance with animals!"
"There are just a few rules for this year in the dormitories.
Rule number one: No alcohol. UNLESS THERE'S PLENTY TO GO AROUND!
Rule number two: No boys. UNLESS THEY'RE CUTE!
Rule number three: No parties. UNLESS UMBRIDGE IS INVITED!
Oh you keep me young girls! You keep me young! Adadadadada.
But seriously, if I find any boys or alcohol in the dorms, I will rip your purdy little boobs off."
Sorry, I'm gonna let you go read my stories now...