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Joined 09-21-10, id: 2546421, Profile Updated: 02-01-11
Author has written 5 stories for Beautiful Dead, and Omen.

Hi I'm Lucy (Team Edward and Damon.) -(Yum!)

I like Ice-cream and writing.

P.s I spat in your milk.

Do not drink it.

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." (Who else imagines Edward doing this in New Moon?)

This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him gain world domination

And if you have cullen disorder put this on your profile

╔══╦══╦══╗ You have been diagnosed
║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Cullen
║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder put this on your
╚══╩══╩══╝ profile if you have it too

Edward Version of 'Our Father'

Our Edward,
Who art in Forks,
Hallowed be thy sparkles.
Thy Volvo comes, thy will be fast,
On Earth as it is in the meadow.
Give you this day, our daily blood;
Forgive us our heartbeats,
As we worship Carlisle for giving you life.
Lead us into temptation,
Deliver us to you.
For thine is the vampire,
The music and the hotness,
For ever and ever,

You say Taylor...
I say Robert...
You say Jacob...
I say Edward...
You say Harry Potter
I say Cedric Diggory
You say Pg: 282 in Twilight...
I say Pg: 113-117 in Breaking Dawn...
You say you like hot guys...
I say I LOVE Cold Guys Jasper...
You say Human...
I say Vampires...
You say Real Vampire...
I say Vegetarian Vampire...
You say Team Jacob...

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Copy and paste this in your profile if you would gladly drive to Forks, kidnap Jacob Black, and slap him with a rubber chicken until he admitted that Bella and Edward belong together, and that you are the awesomest person ever.


Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

Love Lucy! XXXX

TIP: If you want to live do not commit suicide.

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The Omen by Omen freak reviews
Rowena A.K.A Raven is not your average politicians daughter. When she meets Damien Thorn things go bad. Her mother is never around, Mark is jealous. And to make things worse Raven is in love with the Anti-Christ. *discontinued until further notice* **Complete re-write is in the works**
Omen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 5/13/2010
Pieces of Time by Hathaway711 reviews
HIATUS! In Frostbite Mason never came back for Rose. She still managed to kill and escape from the Strigoi but was forced to leave her old life behind. 3 yrs later, will Rose have to face those who thought she was gone forever? Full Summary inside. HIATUS
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Truly Alone by Lightbulb Moments reviews
Beautiful Dead - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Darina
Annabel's Journey by xxEatMyWordsxx reviews
My cousin wrote this poem for his LA class and I thought it was amazing! Hope you think so, too.
Beautiful Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Complete
Love formulae by feministgrimm reviews
K cuz I felt like it... Daphne based cuz she's quirky and there are hardly any stories based on her. Enjoy!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Daphne G.
With Death Should Come Peace by fight-the-fire reviews
Phoenix has very little time left on Earth and Darina feels as though he has been withdrawing from her. Have his views on their relationship changed or is she just becoming paranoid? ONE-SHOT
Beautiful Dead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Phoenix, Darina - Complete
The Mental House by kmbloomy reviews
Cole thought just listening to Ghost's problems were all they needed to pass on. He was wrong. After being locked into an old abandond house he gets stuck in an attempt to release the soles of three young children that were locked up seven years ago. R&R
Sixth Sense - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,485 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009
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Claire reviews
Claire has been feeling strange lately-especially when she recieves notes, hears voices in her head and found a creepy teenage boy in her closet!
Omen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2011
Why live when you can die? reviews
Vicky has an 'accident' in the kitchen. suicide
Beautiful Dead - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2010
The Chapel reviews
Catherine is miserable-will she regret commiting suicide?
Beautiful Dead - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2010
The dream reviews
Bethany has had a dream. A dream that will end her life.
Beautiful Dead - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2010
The last Dive reviews
Amy steed hates and life and has attempted suicide by jumping off a cliff.
Beautiful Dead - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2010