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Joined 09-21-10, id: 2546645, Profile Updated: 06-01-13
Author has written 8 stories for Hey Arnold, and South Park.

Hello everyone! Welcome to my page o' fanfics.

My name is Emily and I am a 23 year old fandom nerd. Currently, my most prominent obsessions are: South Park, Hey Arnold!, A Song of Ice and Fire (books), Harry Potter, and The Walking Dead (comics). So if I post something, it will most likely be from one of those things. Other things I love, but will most likely never write about, include Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Legend of Zelda, Modern Family, The Lord of the Rings, The Office, Disney, Parenthood, and the works of Jhonen Vasquez.

Oh! Pairings are important I guess. I support a healthy mix of het and slash. I don't write exclusively one or the other (slash fans who puke in the face of het, or vise versa, are just... taking things too far, imo).

Pairings I Love/Like/write about

South Park: Stan/Kyle, Cartman/Kyle, and few different side pairings.

Harry Potter: I'm pretty much out of the HP fandom, but I like Ron/Draco, Ron/Hermione, Harry/Draco, and have dabbled in Snape/Narcissa and Snape/Draco.

Hey Arnold!: Arnold/Helga (doi), Gerald/Phoebe, Curly/Rhonda.

I *should* warn that sometimes I write rather psychologically messed up stuff, and that some of what I write is fluffy and others are just... well, warnings will be in summaries. Heh. Reviews are always welcome!

My Tumblr is HERE and I'm also on AO3 HERE.

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The Rectum is a Tomb by SekritOMG reviews
It's summer in 1980s London, and Stan is blissfully unaware that after the rentboy comes the flood.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 193,620 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
It's Hard to Know They're Out There by hollycomb reviews
They're bloody and grim but they're still his best friends.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Scenic Route by hollycomb reviews
The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters. COMPLETE!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 122,344 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Of Love and Marriage by SqueakGirl reviews
Stan Marsh had never thought about marriage. No, he'd never even contemplated the thought until Wendy Testaburger had broken up with him. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,871 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Märchen: Midwest Arc by Labyrinth1n3 reviews
Completed: Eric finds himself at odds when he's forced to decide between leading his own army of Neo Nazis, or to pursue a very vulnerable Kyle who is determined to fight for his independence after his turbulent break up with Stan. NC-17 Kyman Tophlovski
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 299,390 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Being the Cause of Immediate Withdrawal by yeah that's me reviews
Cartman indulges his secret addiction every day, in little moments. But after every high there comes brief withdrawal.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Plain as Day by yeah that's me reviews
Wendy thinks her boyfriend and his buddies can be really stupid.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2008
Did you know? by Jokerina reviews
The boys are in a car accident and gets trapped in the debris. Kyle and Cartman have a talk while they wait for help. Not really slash but you can see it the way you want to see it. Rated K due to slight language and violence.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
No Grave is Rich by ttchaku reviews
Kyle isn’t a good soldier. CartmanKyle. Implied StanKyle. Ambiguous consent. Written for Foodstamp’s South Park fanfiction contest.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,181 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Arnold's Couch Confessions by DarthRoden76 reviews
My sequel to the Hey Arnold! Episode Helga On The Couch. This time, it's Arnold's turn to talk! Revised! Enjoy!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,932 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Ribbons/Hair/Never/There by Heidi Patacki reviews
Helga and Arnold meet at Eugene's wedding, ten years after the cruel circumstances that split them apart. Helga reveals a secret, and its not what you may think.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,711 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 10/19/2001
Crazy For You by Poison Ivory reviews
Helga and Arnold are reunited at Phoebe and Gerald's wedding, and neither of them are talking about what happened between them. But what did happen? Rated R for language and sexual situations. 4 and 5...the end!
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,692 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/3/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002
Stalling by Heidi Patacki reviews
After graduation, Helga spends her last night in town with Arnold.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,371 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/18/2001
Christmas in Brooklyn by Heidi Patacki reviews
" ... She was still Helga and he was still Arnold: the enemies, the lovers, the eternal paradox..."
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,308 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/14/2001 - Published: 12/5/2000
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First Day reviews
"The first day of preschool was difficult for everyone in one way or another, but Kenny was the only one who didn't cry when his mom dropped him off." - In which Kenny is an observant wallflower even at the age of three, Stan and Kyle are... Stan and Kyle, and Cartman's idea of how to make friends is not a very good one. Gen fic.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Kenny M. - Complete
Words reviews
Based on a 30 Day challenge from Tumblr, this will follow Arnold and Helga through their lives as a couple with little moments that are both crucial and meaningless. In progress, so the rating and themes are still up in the air. Arnold/Helga; in progress, rating may change.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Arnold, Helga
One Word to Describe Myself reviews
"Because he was mine, and in a way he always had been. He just didn't know it. Yet." Your standard love/hate oneshot featuring our favorite frenemies. Established sort-of-relationship, Cartman wants more and Kyle is a tease. Fighting ensues. Smutty, but maybe there's more to it than just that. Maybe. (Edited on 12/22/12)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,643 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Just For Him reviews
"He liked the way she sighed, though it was a sigh that was reserved for a person who wasn't him and never would be." - Oneshot; one-sided Brainy/Helga; Brainy's POV; obsession, stalking, voyeurism, general creepiness, and semi-explicit sexual acts. (Edited on 12/08/12)
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Helga, Brainy - Complete
Great Secret reviews
"Let me guess. Your girl, the one you never lost sight of... she went on to do exactly what she was supposed to, only to get divorced and turn up to nostalgic social functions alone and bitter?" - At the gang's twenty year high school reunion, a divorced and disillusioned Rhonda meets an old classmate who brings her out of her shell. (Edited on 12/08/12)
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,279 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Rhonda, Curly - Complete
When She Was reviews
"If Bob Pataki had a lot of anything, it was pride." - A oneshot about Big Bob's relationship with Helga from her birth to his death. Obvious warnings for dysfunction and child abuse/neglect because of... well, the Patakis. This is more of a character study than anything with a real plot. (Edited on 12/07/12)
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Helga, Bob - Complete
Quiet Desperation reviews
"That was the extent of her existence at this point: thoughts of regret and loss." - Four mini fics featuring Miriam Pataki, focusing on her life, what could have been, her regrets, and hopes for the future. Themes of family dysfunction, various forms of non-physical abuse, and alcoholism. (Edited on 12/07/12)
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Helga, Miriam - Complete
Rain reviews
"For her, it marked the day she lost her inspiration and stopped writing. Her entire worldview and every dream she ever had were on a plane the next day." - Set in senior year of high school, Arnold and Helga are reunited; Oneshot (Edited on 12/06/12)
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,365 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Arnold, Helga - Complete