Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Inheritance Cycle.
Name: Wouldn't you like to know. All I'm telling you is it starts with an E.
Age: Not telling you.
Location: Why should I tell you????!?!?! Stalker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Penname meaning: My penname is after 3 characters from fandoms I'm obsessed with: Annabeth Chase, from Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Maximum Ride, from, well, Maximum Ride. And Snape, from Harry Potter.
5 things you need to know about me:
1. I'm a Christan and proud of it!
2. I do not read/write slash.
3. I love anything that makes me laugh.
4. I have a boyfriend.
5. I'm insane. =)
Books: Percy Jackson, Inheritance, Maximum Ride, Inkheart, and many others.
Movies: STAR WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Music: Evanescence, Doughetry (I can't spell), David Cook, Selena Gomez, and Barlow Girl.
Personality: Crazy. My friends tell me I'm obsessed with PJO and Inheritance, and that I'm just plain book crazy. My fanfic idol is Blaze. (xVortex of MemoriesX)
My stories: (When I get them up...) You may read me and my friend Jessii arguing in AUs. Sometimes there will also be "The Voice" or a character from the fandom I'm writing about. I doth not flame!!!!!!!!! If you flame me I'll use it to:
a) Make a cake.
b) Make cookies.
c) Roast marshmallows.
I need a beta reader for The One and Only!!! Help me!!! Send me a message if you're interested.
Let the randomness begin!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Luke, do you want a frappiccino or a cappuccino?" Vader asked curiously.
"I'll take a frappiccino with a dash of hazelnut," Luke replied.
"All right, I'll be back later," Vader replied, deactivating his lightsaber before walking off.-Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker, Alagaesia Goes Crazy, chapter 8.
"There is nothing to fear but fear itself...and a bunch of evil midgets who are after you. They're coming for me!!!!!!!!"-Me
"When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate."-Idk, but this person is a genius
Random Kid: Percy Jackson isn't real!!
Chelsea:(Slaps kid) Yes he is!!!!!!!!!!(Chelsea's a big PJO fan.)-Chelsea, after school.
Maximum Ride Quotes
"After all, Fnick is superman.“-Iggy.-Ahh, one of them.
"I assume you alvys hold onto someone's shirt, yes? Following dem closely?" "Only when I'm trying to steal their dessert." "Write that down, he's a notorious dessert stealer."-Max, Ter Bortch, and Iggy. -Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports
"What I said yesterday didn't mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!" "Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself that. You looove me. Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it."-Fang and Max. -Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports
"Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What have you been eating, rocks?" "Why, is your head missing some?"-Max and Fang.-Again, I don't know.
"But we're grounded."
"We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?"
Her face brightened. "I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!"
Fang pretended to think, gazing up at the ceiling. "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." -Fang and Ter Borcht - Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports
"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!" Gazzy barked. -Gazzy -Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports
"Now, let's say they come get us." I started for the hundredth time.
Those wacky Brits called fries "chips". And potato chips were "crisps". And cookies were "biscuits". I have no clue what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles? -Max -Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports
"We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing."
"You couldn't mother someone if they shot 5 gallons of estrogen into your veins!" -Max yelling at The Director -Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports(Someone tell me, what's estrogen??)
List twelve Random characters, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.
1. Gorge Weasley
4. Grover Underwood
6. Anakin Skywalker
7. Remus Lupin
8. Percy Jackson
10. Thalia Grace
12. Harry Potter
1. Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? Do you want to?
Anakin/Nudge? Ahhh, no I haven’t, and personally, I don’t want to.
2. Do you think four is hot? How hot?
3. What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
That’s just gross.
4. Can you recall any fics about nine?
5. Would two and six make a good couple?
Arya and Anakin? Oh, no, there would be lots of yelling/fighting/death involved.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Fang/Dumbledore or Fang/Thalia? Fang/Thalia.
7. What would happen if seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Lupin walking in on Arya and Harry? o.O Lupin would go nuts.
8. is there any such thing as one/eight fluff?
Gorge/Percy? EWWWWW!!!!!!!!!(Besides, they’re from different fandoms)
9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic?
Hmmm………………..I have no idea.
10. Does anyone on your friends' list read three hot?
11. Does anyone on your friends' list write or draw eleven?
12. Would anyone on your friends' list write Two/Four/Five?
Arya/Grover/Fang? Ahhh, it would be interesting, but no.
13. If you wrote a Song-fic about eight, what song would you choose?
Percy? Um, Avalanche, by David Cook.
14. If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Ah, warning: major pranks in process.
15. When was the last time you read a fic about five?
I don’t know, a month ago?
16. 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 get upset and retaliate by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12!
Gorge and Percy (ew) are in a happy relationship until Fang runs off with Dumbledore (eww). After Percy dumps Gorge for Arya, Anakin gets upset and retaliates by dating Harry (ewwwww). Alone and broken-hearted, Gorge travels in search of a friend. Finally, Gorge meets Grover and Lupin. The three loners meet Thalia, who tells each of them to look for love. Grover finds Iggy (war cry), Lupin gets Nudge (…), but now Gorge is in a never-ending love triangle with Anakin and Harry!
What would you title this fic?
The weirdest love circle in existence.
Write Down Ten Random Characters.
2. Sirius Black
4. Harry Potter
6. Luna Lovegood
7. Hermione Granger
8. Thalia Grace
10. Obi-Wan Kenobi
Four invites three and eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?
Harry invites Murtagh and Thalia to dinner:
Thalia: PARTY!!!!!!(tears down Gryffindor common room.)
You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?
Luna: You can come over. It will be fun.
Me: Gulp. I’ll just to Fang's.. (backs away slowly…. Starts running)
Two and Seven are making out when ten walks in. Ten's reaction?
Obi-Wan: Who are you, and, ah, aren’t you a little old for her?
Three falls in love with six. Eight is jealous. What happens?
Nothing. They don’t know each other.
Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?
Harry jumps me (why??):
Obi-Wan: Ah, I don’t care.
Sirius& Hermione: HARRY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry: Uh oh.
One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?
Fang starts a cooking show:
Fang: I can’t cook!!! Iggy!!!
Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?
Murtagh has to choose either Thalia, Harry, or Iggy:
Murty: I pick the girl. You’re pretty.
Thalia: I’m a Hunter!! Back off!!
Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
Hermione kidnaps Sirius and demands something from Arya:
Sirius: Hermione, let me go, now!
Hermione: Oh, sorry, I thought you were Eragon.
Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?
Maybe. Does he have Thorn with him?
Everyone is invited to two and seven’s wedding except for eight? How does eight react?
Thalia is the only one not invited to Hermione and Sirius’ wedding:
Thalia: Dude, aren’t you a little old for her?
Why is six afraid of seven?
Luna: I’m afraid of her because she can kill me.
Nine arrives too late for two and seven’s wedding? What happens and why were they late?
Iggy is late for Hermione and Sirius’ wedding:
Hermione: What took you so long?
Iggy: I’m blind, duh!
Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Arya and Iggy get drunk:
Arya: Wow that was sooooooo awsoooome. Wannnna dooo it again?
Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?
Iggy murders Hermione’s best friend:
Iggy: You’re Harry, right?
Iggy: Good. (kills Harry)
Hermione: What’d ya do that for????
Iggy: I don’t know…..
Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?
Luna and Fang are in mortal danger:
Luna: (wanders away)
Fang: Luna??? Where’d you go?
Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?
Thalia and Murtagh go camping without food:
Thalia: No food?
Murty: No food.
Thalia: I’m on it. (walks into woods)
Random Bear: RAAAghghgh….
Thalia: (Comes back holding up a bear.) Dinner!
Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does nine do?
Arya is in a car accident:
Iggy: I’m sorry… you shouldn’t have let me drive.
The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?
They got married and lived happily ever with lots of little kids.
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to it's chessey music. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" Crazy is when you have a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Harry Potter series. Crazy is when your so obsessed with CSI that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if Grissom will come out . Crazy is when you’re going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. When you go to look at cats and can't stop. Crazy is when your binder of Spanish vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the Spanish Vocabulary. Crazy is when you doze off playing your virtual iPod in your head and are snapped out of it when I friend asks you why your wiggling to what seems like a beat. Crazy is when you stand on the street corner dressed in snazzy costumes and sing the Lollipop song at the top of your lungs while waving at random cars as they drive by. Crazy is when you fall out of bed and then ask the floor if it's OK. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Jasper Hale is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day.Crazy is when someone knocks you flat on your back and your the one who gets up laughing. Crazy is when you draw shoes on your revision paper when you're supposed to be revising. Crazy is when you scream when the toaster pops after watching something kind of scary. Crazy is when you start having illusions after playing Guitar Hero for hours with your cousin. Crazy is when you get drunk with soda. Crazy is when you count the number of steps you take while walking. Crazy is when you've done all of these things. Crazy is when you suddenly forget what you were going to do. Crazy is when you don't noticed something that is right in front of your eyes. Crazy is when you suddenly decide to hit someone and laugh when he/she yells. Crazy is when you become obsessed with every single book you read. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.
You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…(Bold is what I've done)
-You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.
-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”(I have done this!! Everyone else thought I was crazy!!)
-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
-You burn food to see if it smells good.
-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
-Everyone else is creating a Twilightfamily and you create a PJO family.
-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
-You sometimes try to control water.
-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.(I couldn't read anything else. So much PJO!!!)
-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
-Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
-You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.
-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
-You are a PJO character for Halloween.
-Recite lines randomly from the books.(Again, people think I'm crazy.)
-When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it
-Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
-You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
-You have dreams about PJO characters/events.
-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
-That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
-You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
-When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
-You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
-You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of
You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...(Again, bold is what I've done.)
1.You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.
~24 REASONS WHY IGGY FROM MAXIMUM RIDE IS BETTER THAN FANG~
1. Iggy can build spectacular bombs.
2. Fang cannot. And he can see.
3. Iggy cooks like Emeril.
4. Fang would burn the house down if he tried.
5. Iggy has a hilarious sense of humor.
6. So does Fang, but only on his blog - otherwise, you might as well be talking to a rock.
7. Iggy loves fire.
8. Fang loves Max. Whoop-de-do. Get a room, you two!
9. Iggy has skills.
10. Fang has a blog. Enough said.
11. Iggy doesn't need fangirls on the Internet to tell him he's awesome.
12. That seems to be the secret purpose behind Fang's blog...
13. Iggy laughs in the face of danger.
14. Fang goes emo in the face of danger.
15. Actually, just kidding on that last one - he actually leaves, and abandons his family in the face of danger. My bad.
16. Iggy has super-ears.
17. Fang has a super-ego.
18. Iggy is smart.
19. Fang is a smart-Alec.
20. But so is Iggy...
21. Fang has a snappy fashion-sense.
22. Iggy has enough knowledge on explosives to blow up the planet, and the creativity and intelligence to get away with it.
23. Fang wears just black. All the time. What does that say for your creativity, buddy? And finally...
24. Fang looked like a GIRL in the mangas, and Iggy was HOT. So there.
~If you believe that Iggy is better than Fang, copy and post that onto your bio.~
If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.
If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!
If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.
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You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!
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