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"And this is my partner Sh'dynasty. Spelled S-H-comma to the top-dynasty." "Comma to the top?" "That's God's comma" -Psych
Dory has taught me two things. To Just Keep Swimming. And how to speak Whale.
I shall name him Squishy, and he shall be mine. He shall be my Squishy. Come 'ere Squishy! Come on! -Dory
He touched the butt! -Finding Nemo
Why is the rum AWAYS gone? (stumbles) Ah yes that's why. -Jack Sparrow
Why be difficult when, with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Don't you try to out-Weird me!
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.
"Idiots are fun. No wonder every village wants one" -House
We just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is 'being an ass'. -Shigure Sohma
Quack, Damn you! -Mythbusters
DEATH- the #1 killer in the world.
Stop the world now, I'd like to get off! -Me (when i'm dizzy)
When I first saw 'brb!' I thought it meant 'burp!' -Me
"I'm going to be a master of Disguise! I'm going to be a master of Disguise! I'm going to be-" "ENOUGH!" *SLAP!* -Master of Disguise
"What don't you understand? The word 'Master' or the word 'Disguise'?" "Or the word 'Of'?" -Master of Disguise
"Aren't you a little old for that?" "Yes. Yes we are." -Phinieas and Ferb
My family is the kind of family that will randomly quote movies, songs, and TV shows given the opportunity. "So I woke up this morning-" (from upstairs) "Feelin like P-Ditty!" I love my family.
I gotta jar ah dir-rt! I gotta jar ah dir-rt! And guess whats in-n side it! -Jack Sparrow
I reject your Reality and substitute my Own! -Mythbusters
"Yugioh! is brought to you by Yugi-O's, there Yugilicious!...wait a minute, 'Yugilicious'? Is that even a word?" "It lets the kids know that they're tasty." "Yes but 'Yugilicious'? Are they suppose to taste like Yugi or something?-" "Yami-" "How exactly do you go about testing that?...I mean, besides the ObviousMethod." "Just Say. The Line. You Amateur-" "Fine. Yugi-O's, apparently they're 'Yugilicious'... Now where's my *beep*ing paycheck." -YGOTAS
this is soo true!
This is funny!! XD
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
2. My mother taught me RELIGION
3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
4. My mother taught me LOGIC
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
15. My mother taught me ENVY
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
17. My mother taught me RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE
19. My mother taught me ESP
20. My mother taught me HUMOR
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
22. My Mother taught me GENETICS
23. My Mother taught me about MY ROOTS
24. My Mother taught me WISDOM
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE
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Anyway, I would love any criticism for my fics. I don't really wright much. So I'll take anything and make my fics the greatest ever!!!