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Joined 09-22-10, id: 2547816, Profile Updated: 10-27-13
Author has written 9 stories for Human Target, and Person of Interest.

I'm never, ever without at least one television series. For now Person of Interest it is. Formerly (in no chronological order): The Pretender, Without a trace, The sentinel, CSI: NY, Mission Impossible (1988), The last Airbender, the early season sof ER, Lie to Me, Human Target, Leverage aaaaaaaaaaand Macgyver and Emergency! (when I was like 8)

I write mostly for stress relief and out of desperation in times when I should be studying/ prepare for exams, papers n stuff and because once I'm hooked on a series - plotbunnies might appear like fleas or lice and not leave me until I've written them out. Most of that stuff will never make it onto the FF sites. The stuff that does - well that's just random, really. I posted last back in 2010/11 when my life had derailed a bit. Not sure what to make of me being back here yet. There was a time when I had sworn off FF portals because I felt they were doing me no good, though. Let's see how it works out this time.

I like Snagglepuss, Stephen Colbert, Monty Python, autumn leaves and fog, my sister, my bed and sleeping in general, the Jabberwocky, Engrish.com, being silent and listen, Tim Minchin, Christmas, the Baltic Sea, the Scotsmen and their accents, some graphic novels, the Last Airbender animé, blackbirds, the settlers of Catan (with real cards, not the online stuff and only in the dual form with only one other player), daydreaming, afternoondreaming, eveningdreaming (you get the drift), to be by myself, hiking in the woods, Peru, a lot of German bands you probably never heard of, procrastinating, to know what others think about me, hurt and comfort stories, meditation, Whose line is it anyway, to write poems for myself, and people who aren't at all agressive. And a lot of other things. Cats, mostly. And wind.

Cheers!

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Spirits that I've cited reviews
After Root's escape, Finch feels so conflicted about what The Machine has done that he comes down with a fever. In his delirium an imaginary Nathan helps him realize the truth about The Machine and about Finch's fears. Can Finch still command the spirits he has cited or are they turning against him? He can only hope Reese will be by his side when he finds out.
Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,446 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2013 - H. Finch, J. Reese, N. Ingram - Complete
The Human ATeam reviews
The team gets compared to the A-Team and not everybody's happy. This is pretty pwp and utterly silly, but the A-Team is in it, so your argument is invalid. Your review is not though, so make use of it, fools! Have fun:
Human Target - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/24/2011
A little weird reviews
"I know you've been a little weird lately, dude." What was Guerrero referring to when he said that to Junior in ep. 1x12? A one-shot fight between Junior and Guerrero. Betaed.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Chance, Guerrero - Complete
He won't know reviews
Guerrero and Winston clash over their friendship with Chance as the dire experiences of the last few days force them to reach an agreement that won't make either of them happy. No Ilsa/Ames. COMPLETE as promised. Keep dem reviews coming!
Human Target - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Guerrero, Winston - Complete
In real life reviews
Guerrero is not amused by Ames' prospect of how things work on the street in real life. Just a tiny one-shot in which Guerrero makes Ames end up on the floor- again.
Human Target - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Guerrero, Ames - Complete
Killing Ames reviews
Title says it all. I killed Ames in this story. Let's find out how the crew deal with it and how she really died. The focus is still on Guerrero in this. Enjoy!
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Guerrero, Ames - Complete
Trust me, bro reviews
When Chance learns about what Guerrero had been up to while he was trying to keep monks in Quebec from meeting their maker- tempers flare up. One-shot about how easily trust is lost when you take yourself too seriously. Spoilers for 'Sanctuary'.
Human Target - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Guerrero, Chance - Complete
Three is a crowd reviews
When Winston gets a call from Guerrero in the middle of the night, he and Chance need to unravel not only their personal issues with the guy, but also the mess of his last job in order to help him. No Ilsa/ Ames.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,821 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Guerrero
The Only Hope reviews
Joubert's been dead for some time, but he's far from gone as his last victim and Guerrero discover when they find themselves in a cruel downward spiral. Dark short story in two chapters. Oh and dudes- REVIEW!
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Guerrero, Chance - Complete