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Joined 09-22-10, id: 2547925, Profile Updated: 06-18-13
Author has written 15 stories for Final Fantasy XIII-2, Final Fantasy Versus XIII, Final Fantasy I-VI, Final Fantasy XIII, and Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII.

I am fifteen years old and I love Final Fantasy a lot. I have a couple of stories and I am more of a humor/crack writer even though I'd rather read angst, I just can't write it! I have cosplayed as Yuffie Kisaragi. I made the outfit myself. I have Serah cosplay finally and my sister will cosplay as Lightning and maybe Caius! I am excited. Also I live in Idaho and I have a twin sister who is also on here. Her account is Soaring Ballad. You should check her out if you like my stories. She likes the same things as me pretty much!

Some of my favorites (very random):

Movies: Advent Children Complete and Moon Child
Foods: Spaghetti, ice cream, and lemons
Colors: Silver and purple
Flowers: Asters
Artists: SNSD and 4minute
Video Game: Final Fantasy (Bet you didn't see that coming! XD) Specifically Final Fantasy VIII
Pairings: Caius X Noel, Cloud X Reno, Snow X Hope, and Balthier X Vaan, Firion X Tidus, Kain X Cecil, Seifer X Squall, Serah X Yeul, Fang X Lightning X Vanille, Yaag X Cid, Lebreau X Serah, Yuj X Maqui, Edgar X Setzer X Locke, Sabin X Shadow, Ingus X Luneth, Prompto X Noctis, Gladiolus X Ignis.
Youtube User: NightAize
Number: 22

Random Quotes and Stuff!

It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 4 to stick up you middle finger to tell somebody to bite me

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Why America has some issues...

1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America are there people who leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America are there people who use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America are there people who buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America are there people who use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America are there people who have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Death is a once in a lifetime experience.

I found a great way to attract money... work!

I don't want to quit drinking because, as they say, winners never quit and quitters never win.

Life is a terminal disease for which there is no vaccination.

Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.

One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me

Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.

When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your enemies.

Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run- he hates that!

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

It's better to keep quiet and let someone think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious.

if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'!

OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird!

let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give f about' notebook.

yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.

I don't obsess, I think intensely!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"Nothing worse than getting your pigtails shot off..."

"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House.

-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

-I do not deny everything.

-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage.

Love me or hate me. Personally I could care less

-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Sometimes I wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Don't take life to serouly, no one gets out alive anyway

Life's tough...Get a helmet

I can be Mrs. Cullen, you can be Mrs. Black you can die and I can live forever!

I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!

SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...

If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends

Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

Everyone Is Entitled To Their Own Opinion, It Just That Your's Is Stupid

Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain

Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!

"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."

"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."

"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

An atheist is a person who believes in not believing anything.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw

There are no stupid questions – just stupid people.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

Say the words out loud.

1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here...Wai So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King

12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight...Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

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Something Hidden, Something Wonderful by Tia-Lewise reviews
Following the story of Final Fantasy IV and the relationships within. Who is Khai, the mysterious pen-pal that Cecil has corresponded with for years? And will Kain ever strengthen his mind from control and resist the twisted influence Golbez has over him? Golbez x Kain, Kain x Cecil. Contains yaoi; you have been warned.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,317 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Cecil, Golbez, Kain, Rosa
One Mistake by SoaringBallad reviews
Gladiolus is taking his friends to meet his girlfriend. The meeting leaves Ignis heartbroken, and his life falls apart. Can his mistake ever be mended?
Final Fantasy Versus XIII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Gladiolus, Ignis - Complete
Hopelessness and Faith by xSereneMeadowsx reviews
Stress overwhelms Prince Noctis as he and his friends continue their fight for the Lucis Kingdom and the last crystal. Will this waging war ever reach its end? Noctis begins to feel so helpless and the worry consumes his mind. His friends notice and do their best to encourage him that everything will be fine. Will everything be alright? Noctis wonders.
Final Fantasy Versus XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Noctis, Ignis, Gladiolus, Prompto - Complete
Noctis's Father Says What? by SoaringBallad reviews
A mysterious text from Noctis's father leaves the group of friends puzzled. But at least it leads to new discoveries.
Final Fantasy Versus XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Gladiolus, Ignis - Complete
Sexual Seduction by FearxIsXNeverxEnding reviews
Pulling myself out of you, I lean down, my lips clashing with yours, bringing you in a heated kiss. When we dare break apart, you begin to drift into sleep. Yet the words that exit your lips, those words that was sworn to never escape us, those words exit your lips. "I love you Cauis Ballad..."
Final Fantasy XIII-2 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Noel K., Caius B. - Complete
Seeking the Hidden by SoaringBallad reviews
The Dissidia group needs to find Kefka and Sephiroth! To do so, they have to climb a huge tower. Bartz is afraid and has a reason to be, Cecil's being ignored, and Tidus is being stupid...
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Zidane T., Bartz K. - Complete
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Chocobos and Chaos reviews
Lightning finds a mysterious chocobo when traveling through the Wildlands. The locals call it the Angel of Valhalla, but what happens when a voice inside her head prompts her to give it a 'secret name'. Lightning and her chocobo manage to get to the great chaos and find out the truth behind what's causing it.
Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/19 - Lightning, Caius B. - Complete
Date in a Barn reviews
Noctis, Stella, and Cor have to explain to King Regis what exactly happened on Stella and Noctis's date. How will that go over? With everyone in a bad mood it does not seem good. What does Prompto have to do with all of this... He devised the plan. One-sided Noctis X Stella and Cor X Stella.
Final Fantasy Versus XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/12 - Noctis, Stella, Cor L. - Complete
Ignis's Moustache reviews
Prompto takes pictures of his friends and decides he wants to "fix up" the pictures. While "fixing" Ignis's picture he makes a shocking discovery and he tells Noctis, Gladiolus, and the King. Then the King reveals them a secret of Ignis's past.
Final Fantasy Versus XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Ignis, Prompto - Complete
Ignis is a Ninja? reviews
Even though Prompto found out that Ignis was a Battle Tactician he thinks he might also be a ninja. So he puts off studying for the upcoming History II test and makes Noctis do the same. What will result from that?
Final Fantasy Versus XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Ignis, Prompto - Complete
Dreaming of Mermen reviews
Luneth has a dream about a mysterious merman, but they don't exist, right? What happens when he and Arc go to search for one and actually find one. And Luneth can't possibly fall in love with him, it would never work out.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,957 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Ingus, Luneth - Complete
Ignis's Job reviews
Prompto, Noctis, and Gladiolus have a problem so they go to Ignis for help because he's the Royal Advisor... But it turns out, he isn't the Royal Advisor. What is his job? Will Prompto be able to guess it? Yaoi
Final Fantasy Versus XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Ignis, Gladiolus - Complete
In The Cabin reviews
Palom is being mean to Porom again and Rosa won't help. Cecil is too busy trying to get Kain off the roof. Edward and Edge are making cookies... And just what is Cid doing?
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Palom, Porom - Complete
Mog's Choice reviews
For some reason, everyone felt compelled to get Mog a new outfit. With each being more stylish than the last, which one will Mog decide to pick? And whose hearts will be broken by the decision?
Final Fantasy XIII-2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Complete
Snippets of Final Fantasy VI reviews
What are the characters of Final Fantasy VI really like and how do they interact? Is Setzer a good cook? Who are Relm's parents? What does pickles and ducks have to do with anything? Can anyone actually remember what Cyan looks like. Warning: Yaoi
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Locke - Complete
Hope's Boomerang Throwing reviews
Hope decides another path than the one he took in Final Fantasy XIII. He follows his dream he's had for a long time, inspired by his mother. Will he achieve his goal? Will his mother be proud?
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Hope, Snow - Complete
My Favorite Restaurant reviews
The PSICOM and Guardian Corps generals are discussing where they would like to eat. Cid ends up going to Yaag's house where he finds out something that the general has kept a secret.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Cid R., Yaag R. - Complete
Cecil's Moon Oven reviews
Cecil finds a mysterious oven in his new house... He learns it has the secrets to his family that Golbez has never told him about. Will he dare go inside?
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Cecil - Complete
Serah Returns reviews
Sequel to Remember Yeul. When Serah is left behind, she wants revenge, she gets help from the right group of people and together they will take over the world. And, rid of anyone who hurt them during their lives. Crack fic!
Final Fantasy XIII-2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Serah F. - Complete
Poison Ivy reviews
Prompto and Ignis are dared to run through the cornfields by Gladiolus and they accept. Prompto did not know what trouble he just got himself into and what happens when Noctis finds out? Ignis doesn't want to be in any part of it!
Final Fantasy Versus XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Noctis, Prompto - Complete
Remember Yeul reviews
Caius thinks back to all the Yeuls he has met before the battle with Noel and Serah. They didn't expect this to turn out as such a long story. Who knew there were so many Yeuls? Crack fic! Caius X Noel.
Final Fantasy XIII-2 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Noel K., Caius B. - Complete