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STEAM: Kyoka Suigetsu

Fourty-six laws of Anime:

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

Ever wonder...

where we are headed...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?

Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR".

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America ?

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Only in America drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America banks leave both doors open and then chain
the pens to the counters.

Only in America we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
in packages of eight.

Only in America they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille

Only in England...does a pizza get to your home faster than a paramedic...

Only in we have disabled parking at a skating rink...

Only in we have answering machines to take calls we don't want and have call waiting so that we don't miss it...

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver!
Duct Tape is like the force. It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
When in doubt, push random buttons!
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
Slinky escalator = endless fun
People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!
I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.
I don't obsess; I think intensely.
At my lemonade stand, I use to give the first glass free and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.
Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.
Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.
Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me.
I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting in the next cell, laughing, and saying, "That was fun, let's do it again!"
I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on Ebay.
Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Curiosity killed whoever got in my way
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got blamed
Music is like candy, throw away the rappers.
42 is the answer to life, to the universe, to everything.
Don't mess with me, this Sharpie can alter reality.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train.


Chekov: Admiral. We have found the nuclear wessel.
Kirk: Well done, Team two.
Chekov: And Admiral... it is the *Enterprise*.
[Kirk and Spock look at each other]
Kirk: Understood.

Chekov: [to a street cop] Excuse me, sir! Can you direct us to the naval base in Alameda? It's where they keep the nuclear wessels.
[He pauses, looks at Uhura, and tries again]
Chekov: *Nuclear wessels*

Chekov: Cloaking device available on all flight modes.
Kirk: I'm impressed - That's a lot of work for a short journey.
Chekov: We are in an enemy wessel. I did not wish to be shot down on our way to our own funeral.

Chekov: Please, please - We're looking for the naval base in Alameda can you tell us where the nuclear wessels are?
Random Passerby: Oh, I don't know if I know the answer to that. I think it's across the Bay. In Alameda!
Chekov: That's what I said - Alameda, I know that.
Uhura: But where is Alameda?

Bones McCoy: How old are you?
Pavel Chekov: I'm 17.
Bones McCoy: Oh good, he's 17.

James T. Kirk: Kirk to Enterprise. We're falling without a chute. Beam us up!
Transport chief: I can't get a lock on you. You're moving too fast!
Pavel Chekov: I can do zat!

Pavel Chekov: Ensign Authorization code: nine-five-wictor-wictor-two!
[Authorization is not recognized]

[hiking in the woods of Yellowstone]
Chekov: Admit it, we're lost.
Sulu: All right, we're lost. But we're making good time! [Uhura calls over Communicator]
Uhura: Bad news gentlemen... shore leave's been canceled.
Chekov: [to Sulu] Rescued at last!
Uhura: Is there a problem, gentlemen?
Sulu: Uh, yes. We've been caught in a... we've been caught in a blizzard.
[Chekov blows on the communicator, simulating wind noises]
Chekov: And we can't see a thing. Request you direct us to the coordinates.
Uhrura: My scanners show clear skies and 70 degrees.
Chekov: [stops blowing] Sulu, look. The sun's come out. It's a miracle.

Lt. Pavel Chekov: No casualties reported, Doctor.
Bones McCoy: Wrong, Mr. Chekov. There are casualties: my wits!

Sulu: How do you figure it, Chekov? First we're going to Vulcan, then we're going to Altair. Then we're headed to Vulcan again, and now we're headed back to Altair.
Chekov: I think I'm going to get space sick.

Lt. Cmdr. Data: If the warp drive fails to activate, the results could be... Unfortunate.
Lieutenant Worf: Very unfortunate. We will be dead.

Odo: Commence station security log, stardate 47282.5 - At the request of Commander Sisko, I will hereafter be recording a daily log of law enforcement affairs. The reason for this exercise is beyond my comprehension, except perhaps that Humans have a compulsion to keep records and lists and files. So many in fact, that they have to invent new ways to store them microscopically. Otherwise their records would overrun all known civilization. My own very adequate memory not being good enough for Starfleet, I am pleased to put my voice to this official record of this day. Everything's under control. End log.

[O'Brien has beamed Riker back from the research station]
Miles O'Brien: Transporter room to bridge. He's aboard.
Riker: Why do you sound so surprised, Mr. O'Brien?
Miles O'Brien: Well, for a moment, we weren't sure you left the space station in time.
Riker: In time for what?
Miles O'Brien: It just exploded, sir.

Odo: You're not planning on leaving the station soon?
If I were, would you have the Cardassians stop me?
Then I'm not planning on leaving the station soon.

Odo: It's been a Klingon afternoon.
Kira: A Klingon afternoon?
Odo: Every time Klingons visit the station, I wind up with a Klingon afternoon.

[Data is about to beam down to the planet]
Riker: O'Brien, take a nap, you didn't see any of this, you're not involved.
Miles O'Brien: Right, sir, I'll just be standing over here dozing off.

Odo: I've checked the turbolift records the night of the murder. Aquino did take a turbolift to level three but not to the power conduit where he was found.
Major Kira: Where did he go?
Odo: Runabout pad C.
Chief O'Brien: A runabout? What was he doing in a runabout at four in the morning?
Odo: Apparently he was getting murdered.

T'Kar: Mareel, the box!
[Mareel brings along a hexagon-shaped container]
T'Kar: [to Bashir] Put it in your stasis chamber... Now, or I will destroy it.
Doctor Bashir: [bewildered] Is this supposed to be some kind of threat?
Chief O'Brien: They've got Odo in there.
Doctor Bashir: I see...

Danny: I wish I had something to take this out on!
[Box Ghost appears]
Box Ghost: I am the Box Ghost! BEWARE!
Danny: Hello misplaced agression!
Tucker: You've got 5 minutes.
Danny: Which is 4 more then I'll need.

Rikki Chadwick: How did the test go?
Lewis McCartney: Well, according to the test, you are a seven-year-old German shepherd.
Rikki Chadwick: I was wondering when you would figure out it wasn't my real hair.

Franny: Wilbur, what have you done? How could you bring HIM here?
Wilbur: That... is an excellent question.

Vince Noir: Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard?
Howard Moon: This better be good.
Vince Noir: You know the black bits in bananas, are they tarantulas' eggs?
Howard Moon: Please don't speak to me ever again in your life.

Franny: So Lewis, are you in Wilbur's class?
Lewis: No.
Wilbur: Yes!
Lewis: Yes.
Wilbur: No!
[Franny gives them a puzzled look]
Wilbur: Well, yes and no. Lewis is a new transfer student
Uncle Gaston: Where you from Lewis?
Lewis: Um, Canada?
Tallulah: I think you mean North Montana, hasn't been called Canada in years!
Lucille Krunklehorn: Do you know a Sam Gunderson?
Lewis: It's a big country.
Tallulah: State

Cleo Sertori: [Cleo and Rikki are experimenting with some gravity-defying water, and are wearing raincoats in the house for that reason. They're expecting Bella any minute. Cleo answers a knock at the door] Bella! Come in... you should see...
Will Benjamin: [Cleo is surprised when Will enters] Sorry, not Bella. But I am looking for her. We're doing this assignment together? Why are you wearing a rain coat?
Cleo Sertori: [Stuck for an answer] Well it might rain.
Will Benjamin: Inside?
Cleo Sertori: Okay. That... that... that is unlikely.

Mccoy: I don't see no points in your ears, boy. But you sound like a Vulcan.
Data: No, sir. I am an android.
Mccoy: Almost as bad.
Data: I thought it was generally accepted, sir, that Vulcans are an advanced and most honorable race.
Mccoy: They are, they are. Damned annoying at times.

Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”

Astrid: [Referring to Toothless] I bet he's really frightened right now... what are you gonna do about it?
Hiccup: Ehhh... probably something stupid.
Astrid: Good, but you've already done that.
Hiccup: Then something crazy...!
Astrid: That's more like it!

Adam: I reject your reality, and substitute my own.

Emma Gilbert: [Zane caught a glimpse of Emma's mermaid tail in the previous episode. He made a drawing of what he saw and gave a copy to Lewis, who in turn showed it to Emma] Oh no, my tail!
Lewis McCartney: See? That's why I hang around with you guys, 'cause all the other girls at school are like, "Oh no, my makeup."

Bowler Hat Guy: [on roof] Mwhahahaha!
[looks around to see Lewis isn't there]
Bowler Hat Guy: Where is that boy?
[Doris beeps]
Bowler Hat Guy: Oh, good idea, seperate and look for clues!
[both go seperate ways then come back after a little while]
Bowler Hat Guy: Look, my dear, look what I found!
[holds up a stick]
Bowler Hat Guy: It's a stick! Heeheehee, now what did you find?
[Doris beeps]
Bowler Hat Guy: Yes, yes, I see, time travel resdue next to DNA of Wilbur Robinson. That plus my stick, must mean...
[strains thinking about it]
Bowler Hat Guy: [Doris beeps and heads off screen where we hear a car honk and see the second time machine which is a close replica of the other one except this one is green] Oh, to the future!
[runs over to the time machine]
Bowler Hat Guy: Shotgun!

[wolves howl]
Vince Noir: What was that?
Howard Moon: Owls.
Vince Noir: What, pretending to be wolves?
Howard Moon: They're very good mimics.
Vince Noir: What?
Howard Moon: Look, don't worry about wolves, ok? I know how to deal with them. If a wolf approches, you simply punch it on the nose.
Vince Noir: That's sharks, innit!
Howard Moon: Works for any animal.

Kirk: Excuse me… Excuse me. I’d just like to ask a question… What does God need with a starship?

Dave: I'm afraid of flying on planes!
Balthazar: Well, today's your lucky day 'cause I brought an eagle.

Eduardo: Donde esta el pollo loco?
Wilt: I don't know where that crazy chicken went.

Wilbur: Wilbur Robinson never fails!... But on the slight chance that I do...
Carl: Slight chance, yeah, you know what, I'll run the numbers!
[pushes buttons and pulls levers on himself, papers start running out of his mouth; looks at the papers and gasps]
Wilbur: What is it?
Carl: Uh, well, it's not- it doesn't pertain to anything in partic- y'know, there's not necessarily go...
[Wilbur raises an eyebrow]
Carl: Uh, there's a 99.999999% chance that you won't exist.
Wilbur: What?
Carl: And I didn't want to tell you... But I did.
Wilbur: I won't exist?
Carl: And where does that leave me? Alone, rusting in a corner.
Wilbur: [pause] Nah. What am I worried about?

The Moon: When you are the moon, the best form you can be is a full moon. And then the half moon... he's all right. But the full moon is the famous moon. And then three-quarters, eh, no one gives a shit about him. When does he come, two days in, to the calendar month? He's useless. Full moon. The moon. The main moon.

Adam: [operating shark-punching Buster] Oh, my God! This is more fun than should be allowed.

Kirk: Everybody remember where we parked. [after landing the cloaked Klingon bird of prey in Golden Gate park]

Hiccup: Most people would leave. Not us. We're Vikings. We have stubbornness issues.

Bowler Huy: Now, my slave, seize the boy!
[T-rex traps Lewis in the corner, but has trouble grabbing him]
Bowler Hat Guy: What's going on? Why aren't you seizing the boy?
T-Rex: I have a big head and little arms. I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through.

[holding pointy shoes Balthazar just gave him]
Dave: These are old man shoes.
Balthazar: [Balthazar wearing the same shoes] Excuse me?
Dave: I love them... A lot.

Jeremy Clarkson: Speed never killed anyone; suddenly becoming stationary... that's what gets you.

The Moon: One time, I saw a man looking at me, yes, with his eyes. And then, he, he picked up a tube. And he looked, in the tube, and he made the moon big, inside the tube. The moon big inside a tube!

Hiccup: Hm, toothless. I could have sworn you had...
[Toothless bares his teeth]
Hiccup: Teeth...

Spock: Ahh, Mr. Scott, I understand you’re having difficulty with the warp drive. How much time do you require for repair?
Scotty: There’s nothing wrong with the bloody thing!
Spock: Mr. Scott, if we return to space dock, the assassins will surely find a way to dispose of their incriminating footwear, and we will never see the captain, or Dr. McCoy, alive again.
Scotty: Could take weeks, sir!

The Moon: When you are the moon, there is a person people say is the sun. I saw the sun once, and he came past me, really fast. And it was an, it was called, the, an eclipse. And he came fast! But as he came past, I, I licked his back.
[sticks out tongue]
The Moon: And he doesn't know I licked his back! All in his yellow suit!... I'm the moon.

Jamie: [over radio] This is one of those "What the hell am I doing?" moments, over!

Christine Everheart: You've been called the Da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that?
Tony Stark: Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint.
Christine Everheart: And what do you say to your other nickname, the Merchant of Death?
Tony Stark: That's not bad.

Troi: [to Worf] Do you want to tell me what’s bothering you or would you like to break some more furniture?

Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend.
Wind: [whistling] I hate you

Balthazar: Keep it subtle. Civilians must not know that magic still exists. That could make things complicated.
Dave: Alright, Mr. Pointy Hat.

[Talking about calling in help to catch a "ghost"]
Wilt: Who are you gonna call?
Coco: Co-coco!
Wilt: They've been out of business for years.

The Moon: Here's a poem, from the Moon. Neil Armstrong, walking on my face / Buzz Aldrin, walking on my face / And the third one is a space man, walking on my face / All on the surfaces, and they're looking at all of the stuff that the moon has got./
The Moon: Yeah.

Picard: What we leave behind is as important as how we’ve lived. After all, Number One, we’re only mortal.
Riker: Speak for yourself, sir. I plan to live forever.

Hiccup: [Walking through the forest and crossing out his map] Oh, the gods hate me. Some people lose their knife or their mug, no not me! I manage to lose an entire dragon.
[Hits branch and it smacks him in his face]

Jamie: I don't think our death ray is working. I'm standing right in it, and I'm not dead yet.

Danny: inside the evil hospital] AHHHHHHH! LET ME GO!
Tucker: hates hospitals and doesn't want to go into one Still technically not a cry for help.
Danny: HELP ME!
Tucker: Still not a cry for my help...
Danny: TUCKER!
Tucker: Aw darn it!

Picard: [To Data about women] I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I’ll let you know.

Dave: [as Dave and Becky are flying on the eagle] I think I should tell you, I'm not sure how to land this thing.

Mac: [after a night in prison] Man, what a crazy night.
Bloo: Eh, I've had worse. Nice seeing ya again, Charlie. Say hi to the kids for me.
Guard: Will do, Bloo.

Howard Moon: Kodiak! It's me, Howard Moon, we spoke on the phone this morning.
Kodiak Jack: The what?
Howard Moon: The telephone...
Kodiak Jack: Ohh, the talky stick! Your voice was trapped in there this morning.

Riker: Fate: protects fools, little children, and ships named Enterprise.

Bowler Hat Guy: Ha ha ha! There he is--that repulsive, half-witted fool! Now, my slave, seize the boy! Bring him to me.
[Frankie gulps]
Bowler Hat Guy: Did you not hear what I said, you idiot? Grab the boy and bring him!
Frankie: [monotone] Well, it's just that there's a million people over there, and I have little arms. I'm just not so sure how well this plan was thought through.

Pepper Potts: [walking in on Stark's robots trying to get him out of the Iron Man suit] What is going on here?
Tony Stark: Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing.

Mac: Are you being sarcastic?
Bloo: Man, I don't even know any more.

Picard: Rumors of my assimilation are greatly exaggerated.

Adam: Killer quicksand. Is that why I'm standing here in this stupid pith helmet?
Jamie: No, your standing there in that stupid pith helmet because you're an idiot.

Wilbur: Five years ago, Dad wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat. Wants to build a time machine. So he starts working! We're talking plans, we're talking scale models, we're talking prototypes!
Wilbur: [shows Lewis a small scrap of metal]
Lewis: That's a prototype?
Wilbur: The very first!... Or, what's left of it.
Lewis: Yikes.
Wilbur: Yeah. Dark day at the Robinson household.

Balthazar: [In Cantonese] Your hair is beautiful.
Chinese Woman: Oh. You speak Mandarin?
Balthazar: Ahh.
[throws Horvath in disguise at the door with a spell]
Balthazar: That was Cantonese, Horvath. The Grimhold, where is it?

Wilbur: [shaking Lewis for emphasis] But he doesn't give up!
Wilbur: Dude, I can't take you seriously in that hat.

Adam: If I had any dignity, that would have been humiliating

Worf: Assimilate this!

The Moon: He's so bright and milky white / Shining down upon the ground / He's the bright, milky white / Shining down upon the ground / Everybody look at the moon / Everybody seein' the moon / The moon is bright / He's milky white / Everybody look at the moon / Uh!
The Moon: Heey! I did a song! Jupiter, I did a song! You ain't got one! Heey!
The Moon: Oh, I feel sick.

Computer Voice: Hub is overheating... Hub is overheating.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [seeing the magma] The molten lava at the Earth's core completely slipped my mind.

Bloo: Its hot in Topeka.

Wilbur: Pop quiz: Who have you met, and what have you learned?
Lewis: OK. Bud, Fritz, and Joe are brothers. Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she...?
[Makes a talking gesture with his hand]
Wilbur: Cranky? Yes.
Lewis: Tallulah and Laszlo are their children. Joe is married to Billie. Lefty is the butler. Spike and Dimitri are twins, and I don't know who they're related to.
Wilbur: Neither do we. Go on.
Lewis: Lucille is married to Bud, and your dad, Cornelius, is their son. What does Cornelius look like?
Wilbur: Tom Selleck.
Lewis: OK. Cornelius is married to Franny, and her brothers are Gaston and Art.

Ralph: Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

Tony Stark: I am Iron Man.

Kodiac Jack: Book? No book will help you when there's a grizzly on the loose. [throws it out the window and knocks out a grizzly bear]

Kari: I have a sneaking suspicion that I'm a really, really bad driver!

Astrid: [hanging from a tree branch] Hiccup! Get me down from here!
Hiccup: You have to give me a chance to explain.
Astrid: I am not listening to *anything* you have to say!
Hiccup: Then I won't speak. Just let me show you.
Hiccup: Please, Astrid.
[Astrid lifts herself up and gingerly climbs onto Toothless's back]
Astrid: Now get me down.
Hiccup: Toothless, down. *Gently.*
[Toothless spreads his wings, and the wind slowly lifts them into the air]
Hiccup: See? Nothing to be afraid of...
[Toothless launches himself into the sky at top speed, Astrid begins screaming]
Hiccup: Whoa! Toothless! What is wrong with you? Bad dragon!
[Almost losing her grip, Astrid lunges forward and wraps her arms and legs around Hiccup]
Hiccup: [laughing nervously] He-he's not usually like this...
[Toothless banks... ]
Hiccup: Oh, no...
[... and dives straight down toward the ocean, and Astrid screams louder, as Toothless plunges in and out of the ocean]
Hiccup: Toothless, what are you doing? We need her to like us!
[Toothless flies into the sky again and starts doing aileron rolls]
Hiccup: And now the spinning. Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.
Astrid: [terrified] Okay, I am sorry! I'm sorry! Just get me off of this thing!

Data: [the Borg Queen] brought me closer to humanity than I ever thought possible. And for a time, I was tempted by her offer.
Picard: How long a time?
Data: Zero point six-eight seconds, sir... For an android, that is nearly an eternity.

Tucker: Oh, sweet mother of mutton! I dreamed of it but I never thought I'd live to see it!
Danny: How is it that I have the ghost powers and you're the wierd kid?

Adam: Well, hopefully that's our job, to strap rockets onto everything!

Howard: Alright, what about this jacobian ruff?
Vince: Listen, I've got a strong feeling the Tudour looks gonna come back in while we're away. I don't want to get left behind.
Howard: You'll be in the wilderness, who's gonna know?
Vince: What if someone's photographing animals and I'm in the back of the shot? The Internet's a powerful tool these days

Sideshow Bob: No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.

Kirk: We have them just where they want us.

Dave: Are you insane?
[Balthazar thinks, then holds up his fingers an inch apart]
Dave: Little bit. Okay.

Hiccup: Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.

Rhodey: [upon rescuing Stark] How was the fun-vee? Next time you ride with me, all right?

Tucker: Oh! Phase the car through a building, you just had to save the day didn't you?
Danny: Uh yeah cause a car smashing through the twenty-eight floor of anything is bad!!

Kari: [hi-fives Scottie] Giant industrial pogo stick! Nice!

Tony Stark: Hmmm. Your eyes are red. Tears for your long lost boss?
Pepper Potts: Tears of joy. I hate job hunting.

Sideshow Bob: I’ll be back. You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies.

Danny: I know you're a lost guy Vlad but no map will help you find your way. You need therapy for that!
[Freezes Vlad and takes back map]
Danny: Seriously though, therapy!

Vince Noir: [about Cheekbone magazine] It's the most up-to-date magazine around. It's so cutting edge it goes out of date every three hours. Can't get it in shops. It's delivered by ninjas.

Adam: [sits on his hovercraft with pizza boxes taped to his arms] I think we may have something here!

Horvath: [waving hand] You do not need to see our faculty ID's.
NYU Clerk: I do not need to see your faculty ID.
Drake Stone: [waving hand and imitating Star Wars] These are not the droids you are looking for.

Geordi: Data... I made that joke seven years ago.
Data: I know! I just got it!

Pepper Potts: Tony, you have to go to the hospital. The doctor has to look at you.
Tony Stark: I don't have to do anything. I've been in captivity for three months. There are two things I want to do. One, I want an American cheeseburger, and the other...
Pepper Potts: That's enough of that.
Tony Stark: It's not what you think. I want you to call for a press conference now.
Pepper Potts: Call for a press conference? What on earth for?
Tony Stark: Hogan, drive. Cheeseburger first.

Reverend Lovejoy: Marge, just about everything’s a sin. [holds up a Bible] Y’ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we’re not supposed to go to the bathroom.

Jamie: [after spectacularly destroying two semi-trucks] It wasn't quite right, but I don't think we can reset.

[a solar-powered laser starts to activate]
Minion: [at a monitor] Death ray readying!
Megamind: Let's see if Metro Man can withstand the full concentrated power of the sun! FIRE!
[nothing happens]
Megamind: [to Minion] Fire!
Minion: [at monitor] Still warming up, sir.
Megamind: Warming up? The sun is WARMING UP?

Beverly Crusher: If there's nothing wrong with me...maybe there's something wrong with the universe! Computer, what is the nature of the universe?
Computer: The universe is a spheroid region, 705 meters in diameter.

Isabella: Okay, girls. We're dealing with a 426 cubic inch, fully-blown V8, with hypo lifters, radical cam and a limited slip differential.
Gretchen: Would that be electronically fuel-injected?

Balthazar: I had a dream. You were insulting me, Dave. Repeatedly.
Dave: Me? Pretty weird, huh?
Balthazar: No. Kinda makes sense.

Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Worf: I am NOT a merry man!!!

Agent Phil Coulson: I'm Agent Phil Coulson with the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.
Pepper Potts: That's quite a mouthful.
Agent Phil Coulson: I know. We're working on it.

Adam: [Adam laughs] We're escaping Alcatraz in Mach 1!
Jamie: No wonder they couldn't find them. They're probably in Japan by now.

Dr. Crusher: He got turned into a spider and now he has a disease named after him.
Counselor Troi: I'd better clear my calender for the next few weeks...

Technus: Nothing like a day of shopping, lattes and terrorising minimum wage workers.
[Takes DVDs]
Technus: Well look on the bright side at least I'm not downloading them illegally.

Sam: Parents don't listen. Even worse, they don't understand. WHY CAN'T THEY ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM?!
Danny: Sam, I'm talking about my powers, my problems.
Sam: Oh right. Me too.

Picard: Lieutenant. Do you intend to blast a hole in the viewer?

Tory: [mixing explosive chemicals in order to explode pants] Frank, why are you standing so far away?
Frank Hausman: Because I want to live.
Tory: I guess the second question is, why am I standing so close?

Random Bumper Sticker: A monkey with a computer is still a monkey

Pepper Potts: [upon seeing Stark wearing a machine around his arm] I thought you said you were done making weapons?
Tony Stark: It isn't. This is a flight stabilizer. It's completely harmless.
[Stark is blasted back by the force of the machine breaking plates and flying through the wall]
Tony Stark: I didn't expect that.

Radio announcer: And speaking of hot, slather on the sunscreen, listeners, 'cause tomorrow's weather calls for another scorcher!
Ferb: [Referring to lawn gnomes scattered though air as part of Doofenshmirtz's plot] With a slight chance of scattered lawn gnomes.

Sokka: I'm the meat and sarcasm guy

[K'Ehleyr breaks a glass table as Deanna Troi walks in the door]
Troi: You're upset.
K'Ehleyr: Your finely honed Betazoid senses tell you that?
Troi: That and the table.

[accidentally burning his restored car collection by hovering above them]
Tony Stark: Okay, this is where I don't want to be.

Sokka: I'm just a guy, with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying, and magic...

Jarvis: [while Tony is wearing the Mark II Armor] Test complete. Preparing to power down and begin diagnostics...
Tony Stark: Uh, yeah, tell you what. Do a weather and ATC check, start listening in on ground control.
Jarvis: Sir, there are still terabytes of calculations required before an actual flight is...
Tony Stark: Jarvis... sometimes you gotta run before you can walk.

Tory: If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing, right?

Sam: So what do you think the Box Ghost will try next?
Danny: Well I don't care. If I hear if I hear beware on more time I'll. . [Lifts Sandwhich]
Box Ghost: Beware!
Danny: [Sighs] Sigh and put down my sandwhich

Wesley Crusher: Captain, we're receiving two hundred and eighty-five thousand hails

Tony Stark: What's the point of owning a race car if you can't drive it?

Adam: Am I missing an eyebrow?

Danny: I am going to become ghostly!

Rhodey: [talking over phone] What the hell is that noise?
Tony Stark I'm driving with the top down.
Rhodey: Well, I need your help right now.
Tony Stark: Funny how that works, huh?
Rhodey: Yeah. Speaking of funny, we got a weapons depot that was just blown up a few klicks from where you were being held.
Tony Stark: Well, I'd say that's a hot spot. Sounds...
[takes a breath]
Tony Stark: ...sounds like someone stepped in and did your job for you.
Rhodey: Why do you sound out of breath?
Tony Stark: I'm not. I was just jogging in the canyon.
Rhodey: I thought you were driving.
Tony Stark: Right, I was driving... to the canyon... where I'm gonna jog.
Rhodey: You sure you don't have any tech in that area I should know about?
Tony Stark: Nope.
[Two F-22s rise behind Iron Man]
Rhodey: Good, because I'm looking at something right now and we're about to blow it to kingdom come.

Rhodey: [answering his phone during the attack on Iron Man] Hello.
Tony Stark: Hi, Rhodey, its me.
Rhodey: It's who?
Tony Stark: Oh, I'm sorry, it is ME. You asked. What your asking about, it's me.
Rhodey: No, you see, this isn't a game. You do not send civilian equipment into my active war zone. You understand that?
Tony Stark: It's not a piece of equipment, I'm in it! Its a suit! It's ME!

Picard: [To his "supposed" son Jason] One thing is clear - you'll never look at your hairline again in the same way.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [upon seeing Perry] Perry the Platypus, what an unexpected surprise! And by unexpected, I really mean unexpected--what are you doing here? This is my week off.

Obadiah Stane: [shouting] Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! With a box of scraps!

Walker: I am your judge, executioner, jury, executioner, jailer, and if necesssary your executioner.
Danny: Umm, you said executioner three times.
Walker: I like that part of the job.

[after they kiss]
Jenna: What were you just thinking?In that particular moment?
Data: I was reconfiguring the warp field parameters, analyzing the collected works of Charles Dickens, calculating the maximum pressure I could safely apply to your lips, considering a new food supplement for Spot...
Jenna: I'm glad I was in there somewhere.

Jarvis: Sir, it appears his suit can fly.
Iron Man: Duly noted. Take me to maximum altitude.

Danny: You really are, one, seriously, crazed up froot loop.

Phineas: Wait a minute, this is a toy factory. How did this chocolate river get here? Who the heck are you guys?
Ba-dink-a-dinks: We are the Ba-dink-a-dinks!
A ba-dink-a-dink: You set us free when you remodeled the factory. We'd been trapped in the basement for years, making foam peanuts and snipping the tabs off of plastic.
Ba-dink-a-dinks: We will now lay waste to the surface dwellers!
Phineas: ...Okay, then. Carry on.

Picard: There are four lights!

[testing his rocket boots for the first time]
Tony Stark: Okay, let's do this right. Start mark, half a meter and to the right. Dummy, look alive, you're on standby for fire safety. You, roll it. Activate hand controls... okay, we're gonna start off nice and easy. See if 10% thrust capacity achieves lift. In three... two... one...
[He activates his rocket boots, which launch him right up into the ceiling, to crash back down. Dummy sprays him with extinguisher foam]

Tony Stark: [recording a log as he tests his rocket boots] Day 11, Test 37, Configuration 2.0. For lack of a better option, Dummy is still on fire safety.
[turns to robot]
Tony Stark: If you douse me again, and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college. Seriously, we're just gonna start off with 1% thrust capacity. And three... two... one.
[performs test successfully, then lands. Dummy raises its extinguisher arm hopefully]
Tony Stark: Please don't follow me around with it either because I feel like I'm going to catch on fire spontaneously. Just stand down. If something happens, then come in.

[grabs Sam's mechanical frog]
Box Ghost: Ha ha! I am no longer the box ghost! I am now... the Mechanical Frog Ghost! [frog shorts out] Uhh...I changed my mind! I am once again the Box Ghost! Who will have nothing to do with mechanical amphibians!

Jazz: I've got him, I've got the Crate Creep!
Box Ghost: I am not the Crate Creep! I am the Box Ghost! Who are you? [starts to say in more normal voice] No seriously, who is she?

Box Ghost: You can not trap me in your cylindrical container of doom!

"Plasmius," Danny growled. "I swear I'm going to kill him for this. And I suppose he's also the one letting the Box Ghost out every two minutes?"

"I…" Skulker paused. "No, actually. None of us can quite figure out how he does that." He looked stumped for a moment, and then shrugged, an evil smirk reappearing on his face. - Little Earthquakes Chapter 2, by A Puzzling Piece.

Agent Phil Coulson: Mr. Stark.
Tony Stark: Yeah?
Agent Phil Coulson: Agent Coulson.
Tony Stark: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, the guy from the...
Agent Phil Coulson: Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.
Tony Stark: Whew! God, you really need a new name for that.
Agent Phil Coulson: Yeah, I hear that a lot.

[A Cyber-arm fires at the Doctor and Amy, who retreat behind the Pandorica]
Amy: What was that?!
The Doctor: Okay, need a proper look. Gotta draw its fire, give it a target.
Amy: How?
Doctor: You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?
Amy: Yes...
The Doctor: Sorry.
[The Doctor runs out from behind the Pandorica]
The Doctor: [shouting] Look at me, I'm a target!

Desiree: So have you wished it and so...oh, you know the rest.

Pepper Potts: Agent Coulson, I just wanted to say thank you very much for all of your help.
Agent Phil Coulson: That's what we do. You'll be hearing from us.
Pepper Potts: From the Strategic Homeland...
Agent Phil Coulson: [interrupting] Just call us SHIELD.

[Fright Night knocks door off Fenton Portal and flies out]
[Vlad steps aside]
Jack: [gets hit by the Fenton Portal door] Aaahh!
Vlad: [calmly, with smile] Jack, look out. The door.
[Fright Night grabs Maddie]
Jack and Vlad: Hey! Let go of the woman I love! (pause)
Vlad:...Like a dear friend.

[as he lies dying, Dummy hands Stark the Mark I arc reactor]
Tony Stark: Good boy...

Heatblast: AAAAAAH! I'm on fire! I'M ON FIRE! Hey, I'm on fire, and... I'm okay! Check it out; I'm totally hot. [laughs, then looks at a tree] Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. Here it goes! [throws a fireball at it, burning a hole in it] That's what I'm talkin' about. Likin' it. [throws another one through several trees, then realizes his mistake] Wait, STOP! (trees catch on fire) Uh-oh. [tries with no success to stomp out a fire] Oh, man. I'm gonna get so busted for this!

Super Danny: Curse this infernal messy room! This looks a job for... THE VACCUM CLEANER!!

Jarvis: Yes. Shall I render using proposed specifications?
Tony Stark: Thrill me.
[as Jarvis works on the render, Tony watches benefit at the Disney Concert Hall on TV]
Jarvis: The render is complete.
Tony Stark: A little ostentatious, don't you think?
Jarvis: What was I thinking? You're usually so discreet.
Tony Stark: [gazes at a 1930s hotrod] Tell you what. Throw a little hotrod red in there.
Jarvis: Yes, that should help you keep a low profile. The render is complete.
Tony Stark: Hey, I like it. Fabricate it. Paint it.
Jarvis: Commencing automated assembly. Estimated completion time is five hours.
Tony Stark: [looks at his watch] Don't wait up for me, honey.

River Song: I have questions, but number one is this: What in the name of sanity have you got on your head?
The Doctor: It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.[Amy takes the fez and throws it in the air, and River blasts it into smithereens.]

Candace: PHINEAS! The only way you're building a haunted house in this backyard is over my DEAD BODY!
Phineas: [in a mad scientist voice] That's the idea! Haha!
Candace: That's it, I'm calling Mom! [walks inside, but then pokes her head out the door] And I am NOT using the banana this time!
Phineas: ...You guys heard that, right? It wasn't just me?

The Doctor: So what's the plan?
The Doctor (Ganger?): Save them all — humans and gangers.
The Doctor: Tall order — sounds wonderful.
The Doctor (Ganger): Is that what you were thinking?
The Doctor: Yes. It's just so inspiring to hear me say it.

Phineas: That was a great day, Ferb. What do you think was the scariest thing ever?
Ferb: Definitely the giant floating baby head.
Phineas: Yeah... [pause] Yeah, where did that come from? [Ferb shrugs] Hmmm...

Dalek: You will be exterminated!
River Song: Not yet... Your systems are still restoring, which means your shield density is compromised. One alpha-meson burst through your eyestalk would kill you stone dead.
Dalek: Records indicate you will show mercy. You are an associate of the Doctor.
River Song: I'm River Song. Check your records again. [aims for the eye-stalk]
Dalek: [uneasily] ... Mercy?
River Song: [menacingly sweet] Say it again.
Dalek: Mercy!
River Song: One more time.
Dalek: Mercy!!!
[Cut to River rejoining Amy and Rory]
Amy: What happened to the Dalek?
River: [coldly] It died.

[Stark's car, the winner of a race, arrives at the airport]
Tony Stark: I thought I lost you back there!
Hogan: You did, sir.

[after Mr. Lancer is sliced by the Soul Shredder]
Danny: Mr. Lancer! What'd you do to him?!
Fright Night: I sent him to where all who feel the sting of my blade are sent--a dimension where his worst fears come to life!
Danny: Yes! this contest is so mine! [Sam glares at him, short pause] Uh, I mean, bring him back, you fiend!

The Doctor: Of course you're not scared! Box falls out of sky, man falls out of box, man eats fish custard. And look at you! Just sitting there! Do you know what I think?
Amelia: What?
The Doctor: That must be one hell of a scary crack in your wall.

Marge: [the Simpsons are touring Toronto, Canada] So, I see you drive on the left up here.
Tour Guide: No, ma'am. I'm drunk.

Tony Stark: [reading from Natascha's SHIELD Report on Iron Man/Tony Stark]
Tony Stark: Mr. Stark displays textbook... narcissism.
Tony Stark: [Stark stares at Nick Fury, who simply stares at him back] ... Agreed.

The Doctor: Oh. Ok. I escaped, then. Brilliant. I love it when I do that. [Checks legs] Legs, yes. [Checks neck] [Checks head. Disappointed] I can buy a fez.

Phineas: So this is how it ends, Ferb... defeated by our own dopplegangers. If only we had some sort of device that could stop them from... [Ferb holds up a small remote that makes the Phineandroids and Ferbots work or dance] Heh, heh. I know, I'm just messing with ya.

Tony Stark: Contrary to popular belief, I know exactly what I'm doing...
[generates a new arc reactor, amidst a glass-splintering explosion that destroys most of his home]
Tony Stark: Oops!

Travis Hudson: We all got a choice, Son.
Logan: Mine got taken. That will never happen again.

Rory: I have a message and a question: a message from the Doctor and a question from me. Where. Is. My. Wife? [The Cybermen do not respond] Oh, don't give me those blank looks. The Twelfth Cyber Legion monitors this entire quadrant. You hear everything. So you tell me what I need to know, you tell me now, and I'll be on my way.
Cyber Leader: What is the Doctor's message?[The entire fleet explodes behind Rory]
Rory: Would you like me to repeat the question?

Kent Brockman: Springfield has come down with a fever: football fever. If you have the fever, there's only one cure. Take 2 tickets, and see the game Sunday morning.
Public Service Announcer: Warning. Tickets should NOT be taken internally.
Homer: See? Because of me, now they have a warning.

Villager: Aunt Wu reads from the clouds whether or not our village will be destroyed by the volcano.
Aang: Hey, that cloud looks like a fluffy bunny!
Villager: You'd better hope that's not it. The fluffy bunny cloud symbolizes death and destruction.
Sokka: Can you even hear yourself?

Logan: Sounds like Koo-koo-ka-choo got screwed.

Amy: There's someone missing. Someone important, someone so, so important. Sorry everyone, but when I was a kid, I had an imaginary friend, the Raggedy Doctor, my Raggedy Doctor. But he wasn't imaginary, he was real. [shouting] I remember you! I remember! I brought the others back; I can bring you home too! Raggedy man, I remember you and you are late for my wedding![As Amy remembers, the Doctor and the TARDIS starts to materialise in the room]
Amy: I found you; I found you in words just like you knew I would; that's why you told me the story, the brand new, ancient blue box. Oh clever, very clever.
Rory: Amy, what is it?
Amy: Something old. Something new. Something borrowed. Something blue.[To triumphant music, the TARDIS returns to the Universe. Amy runs to it and knocks on the door]
Rory: [In the background] It's the Doctor! How could we forget the Doctor? I was plastic! He was the stripper at my stag do... .
Amy: Okay Doctor, did I surprise you this time?[The TARDIS doors open, revealing the Doctor wearing a top hat, white tie and tails]
The Doctor: Er, yeah. Completely astonished. Never expected that. [steps out of the TARDIS] How lucky I happen to be wearing this old thing. Hello, everyone! I'm Amy's imaginary friend! But I came anyway.
Amy: You absolutely, definitely may kiss the bride--
The Doctor: Amelia, from now on, I shall be leaving the... kissing duties to the brand new... Mr. Pond!
Rory: No! I'm not Mr. Pond. That's not how it works.
The Doctor: Yeah it is.
Rory: [looks at Amy nervously] ... Yeeaaaah, it is.

Kent Brockman: ...and that fluffy kitten played with that ball of string, all through the night. And on a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered...

[seeing Tony Stark, in partial Iron Man armor, sitting in a giant rooftop donut display]
Nick Fury: Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut.

Candace: Mom, come on, come on! The boys built a giant roller rink in the back yard! [the rink is turned into a giant loaf of bread] Uhh, giant loaf of bread?
Phineas: [shrugs] I dunno.
Candace: Mom! Mom! The boys built a giant loaf of bread in the backyard!
Linda: What? I thought you said it was a roller rink.
Candace: It was, but now it's a loaf of bread!! Come on, come on! See? [A flock of magpies eat the loaf]
Linda: Candace, what are you talking about?
Candace: B-b-but...
Linda: Boys, I think she's finally lost it.

Amy: [reading from a history book] At the personal intervention of the King, the unnamed Doctor was incarcerated without trial in the tower of London.
Rory: OK, but it doesn't have to be him.
Amy: According to contemporary accounts, two nights later, a magical sphere some twenty feet across was seen floating away from the tower, bearing the mysterious Doctor aloft.
Rory: [resigned] OK, it's him.

Grandpa Tennyson: Being a hero isn't about letting others know you did the right thing, it's about you knowing you did the right thing.
Ben Tennyson: What were you just doing, reading greeting cards back at the Mega Mart?
Grandpa Tennyson: Well... yes.

Madame Kovarian: What have you heard?
Dorium Maldovar: That you've pricked the side of a mighty beast, Madame Kovarian, and entirely failed to run. I admire your courage; I should like to admire it from afar.
Madame Kovarian: We've been waiting a month. He's done nothing.
Dorium Maldovar: You really think so? There are people all over this galaxy that owe that man a debt. By now, a few of them will have found a blue box waiting on their doorstep. Poor devils...
Colonel Manton: You think he's raising an army?
Dorium Maldovar: You think he isn't? If that man is finally collecting on his debts, God help you. And God help his debtors.
Colonel Manton: Why?
Dorium Maldovar: [Adopts a condescending tone] Colonel Manton... All those stories you've heard about him: they're not stories, they're true. Really, you're not telling me you don't know what's coming?

Kent Brockman: Another local peasant has been found dead, drained of his blood with two teeth marks on his throat. This black cape was found on the scene. [The cape says DRACULA.] Police are baffled.

Tony Stark: [puts down a disgusting-looking dish]
Pepper Potts: What is that?
Tony Stark: This is your in-flight meal.
Pepper Potts: Did you just make that?
Tony Stark: Yeah. Where do you think I've been for three hours?

Tony Stark: [Dummy, the robotic arm, has made a mess at the kitchen sink] You! I swear to God, I'll dismantle you! I'll soak your motherboard, turn you into a wine rack!
[Dummy looks down guiltily]

Tucker: You really should listen to me, you know. I'm handsome, I'm smart, I have a kickin' hat!...

Logan: [Looking at obese Fred Dukes] That's Fred Dukes? That looks like the creature that ate Fred Dukes.

Sideshow Bob: Attempted murder, really, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?

The Doctor: Rory, take Hitler and put him in the cupboard over there, now. Do it.
Rory Williams: Right. I'm putting Hitler in the cupboard. Cupboard, Hitler. Hitler, cupboard, c'mon.
Adolf Hitler: But I am the Führer!
Rory: Right. In you go! [Rory shoves Hitler into the cupboard]
Hitler [turns around shocked at being shoved around]: Who are you?

Phineas: They say if you love something, let it go.
Ferb: Especially if it is a caveman.
Phineas: Yeah, especially if it's a caveman.

[Natalia injects Tony in his neck]
Tony Stark: [groans] Oh, God, are you gonna steal my kidney and sell it? Could you please not do anything awful for five seconds? What did she just do to me?
Nick Fury: What did we just do *for* you? That's lithium dioxide. It's gonna take the edge off. We're trying to get you back to work.
Tony Stark: Give me a couple boxes of that. I'll be right as rain.
Natasha Romanoff: It's not a cure, it just abates the symptoms.
Nick Fury: Doesn't look like it's gonna be an easy fix.

Wade Wilson/DeadPool/Weapon 11: [after killing a wave of men] Okay, people are dead!

The Doctor: I'm going to need a SWAT team ready to mobilize, street maps covering all of Florida, a pot of coffee, twelve Jammie Dodgers and fez.
Canton: Alright, Doctor, your five minutes are up.
The Doctor: [not looking up from the maps] Yeah, and where's my fez?

Candace: Wait a minute! I can still give Mom the one thing the boys can't, the gift of music! Played on my friend: the bass.[Doofenshmirtz's Shrinkspheria shrinks the bass as she begins to play it] Huh, oh well, it's a good thing I play the banjo! [the banjo shrinks] It's a good thing I play the bassoon! [the bassoon shrinks] It's a good thing I play the bugle! [the bugle shrinks] It's a good thing I play the bongos! [the bongos shrink]
Narrator: Five minutes later...
Candace: [frantically] It's a good thing I play the balailaka! [the balailaka shrinks] It's a good thing I play the bagpipes! [the bagpipes shrink] I should have manned the omelette station!

Tony Stark: What's on the docket?
Natalie Rushman: You have a 9:30 dinner.
Tony Stark: Perfect. I'll be there at 11.

Homer: I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!

Wade Wilson/DeadPool/Weapon 11: You whip out a couple of swords at your ex-girlfriend's wedding, they'll never, ever forget it.

Gwen: [to future Grandpa Max] It's good to see you too. But the same shirt? Grandpa, it was 20 years out of style 20 years ago.
Grandpa Max: Hey, when you find a look that works...

The Doctor: Fellas, the guns, really? I just walked into the highest security office in the United States and parked a big blue box on the rug. You think you can just shoot me?
River Song: [bursting out of the TARDIS] They're Americans!
The Doctor: Don't shoot! Definitely no shooting.

Jarvis: May I say how refreshing it is to finally see you on a video with your clothing on, sir.

Rory: What's wrong with you? What has she done to you?
The Doctor: Poisoned me, but I'm fine ... well, no. I'm dying. But I've got a plan.
Amy: What plan?
The Doctor: ... Not dying! See? Fine.

Kayla: Walk until your feet bleed. Then keep walking.

A lighter note: A woman in a hot-air balloon was lost, so she shouted out to a man below: “Excuse me, I promised a friend I would meet him, but I don’t know where I am.”
“You’re at 31 degrees, 14.57 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude,” he replies.
“You must be a Democrat.” She yells to him.
“I am. How did you know?”
"Because everything you told me is technically correct, but the information is useless, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve been no help, and now I’m late.”
“You must be a Republican.” He yells to her.
“Yes. How did you know?”
“You’ve risen to where you are due to a lot of hot air, you made a promise you couldn’t keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it’s my fault.” Off a website.

Rika: I don't get it. Where could he have gone?
Henry: Not too far I imagine. Looks like he was hurt pretty bad.
Rika: It's his own fault. It wouldn't have been so bad if he had a partner.
Henry: Rika... you do have a heart.

The Doctor: The good news is we have a secret weapon![they leave the TARDIS to see Apollo 11 in the distance]
River Song: Apollo 11's your secret weapon?
The Doctor: No, no, it's not Apollo 11. That would be silly. It's Neil Armstrong's foot.

Kevin Eleven: That's why I don't trust politicians

The Doctor: Pantophobia. Not fear of pants, though, if that's what you're thinking. It's the fear of everything. Including pants, I suppose, in that case.

Agent Coulson: [holding up the Captain America Shield] Where did you get this? Do you have any idea what this is?
Tony Stark: *That*... is exactly what I need!
[takes shield, shoves it under coil, measures with carpenter's level]
Tony Stark: There, see? Perfectly level.

Ash: If anybody's out there, you can come out. And if you're a monster or a ghost, you can stay where you are.

[Tony makes an explosive entrance at the Stark Expo]
Fan in crowd: Blow something up!
Tony Stark: What? Blow something up? I already did that.

[The Tenth Doctor regenerates, the energy blowing out the windows of the TARDIS and setting the console room ablaze. The Eleventh Doctor screams he emerges.]
The Doctor: Legs! I've still got legs!! [kisses one of the.] Good. Arms, hands. Ooh, fingers. Lots of fingers. Ears? Yes. Eyes: two. Nose... eh, I've had worse. Chin - blimey! Hair... [notes length.] I'm a girl![checks Adam's apple] No! No! I'm not a girl! [pulls a lock of his hair in front of his eyes and looks at it, agitated] And still not ginger! There's something else. Something... important, I'm... [taps head.] I'm-I'm...[The whole console room shakes.]
The Doctor: [ecstatic.] Ha-ha! Crashing! [As the burning TARDIS falls to Earth, the new Doctor clings to the central control column, laughing and whooping with glee. He looks up and shouts]
The Doctor: Geronimo!!
The Doctor: [climbs out of TARDIS, dramatic music, bewildered young Amy stares at him] Can I have an apple? All I can think about... apples! I love apples. Maybe I'm having a craving! That's new. Never had cravings before. [climbs up sitting at the threshold of the TARDIS and looking down into it] Whoo! Look at that!
Amelia: Are you okay?
The Doctor: Just had a fall, all the way down there right to the library. Hell of a climb back up.
Amelia: You're soaking wet.
The Doctor: I was in the swimming pool.
Amelia: You said you were in the library.
The Doctor: So was the swimming pool.

Freakshow: Thats odd. I commanded it to eat you. I need more practice.

Fox News: 'Not Racist, But #1 With Racists

Freakshow: We must flee. But, dramatically!

JackVoice: Fento Alerts anti-creep mode activated. Our special today is fudge. I mean...pain.

Sam: Where are your parents?
Danny: Probably looking for me. Or a scalpel to disect me with.

Sam: The Fenton Blimp? What are we gonna do, bore them off our trail in a low speed chase!?
Guy in White #1: We're gaining on it.
Guy in White #2: Oh course we are, it's a blimp!... [Danny hits a button and Fenton Blimp turns into a high speed plane] And, now its not.

Sam: It's after 5. Why can't they quit like every other government employee?!

Jimmy: This is insane. We're fighting ourselves.
The Doctor: Yes, it's insane. And it's about to get even more insanerer. Is that a word? Show yourself! Right now!
Amy: Doctor! We are trapped in here and Rory's out there with them. Hello! We can't get to the TARDIS and we can't even leave the island.[A voice identical to the Doctor's is heard from across the room]
"The Doctor's" voice: Correct in every respect, Pond. It's frightening. Unexpected. Frankly, a total utter splattering mess on the carpet.[The voice is revealed to be the Ganger copy of the Doctor - identically clothed, with the same voice, but with the gelid, half-finished face of the recently-formed Flesh]
The Doctor (Ganger): But I am certain — one hundred percent certain — that we can work this out. Trust me. [straightens his bow tie]I'm the Doctor.

Bart Simpson: Didn't you wonder why you were getting checks for doing absolutely nothing?
Grampa Simpson: I figured because the democrats were in power again.

GiW #2: White fang?
GiW #1: I don't name this stuff.

Dr. Jean Grey: [after examining Wolverine] The metal is an alloy called adamantium, supposedly indestructible. It's been surgically grafted to his entire skeleton.
Storm: How could he have survived a procedure like that?
Dr. Jean Grey: His mutation. He has uncharted regenerative capabilities, enabling him to heal rapidly. It also makes his age impossible to determine. He could very well be older than you, Professor.
Cyclops: Who did this to him?
Dr. Jean Grey: He doesn't know. Nor does he remember anything about his life before it happened.
Prof. Charles Francis Xavier: Experimentation on mutants. It's not unheard of, but I've never seen anything like this before.
Cyclops: What do you think Magneto wants with him?
Prof. Charles Francis Xavier: I'm not entirely sure it's him Magneto wants.

Sam: Maybe this will be easy. ... It's never easy, is it?

Danny: I always wanted to ride on a space shuttle, JUST NOT ON THE OUTSIDE!!

Sam's Dad: This is Fenton' fault, pass it down.
Tucker's Dad: This is Fenton's fault pass it down.
Jack: This is... HEY!

[Cyclops lands the plane abruptly on water]
Cyclops: Sorry.
Wolverine: You call that a landing?

Reporter: Welcome to Fox News, your voice for evil. Tonight we'll be interviewing the top two candidates for Springfield's 24th congressional district. For the Republicans, beloved children's entertainer, Krusty the Clown. And for the Democrats, this guy.
Armstrong: I have a name.
Reporter: Yes, I'm sure you do comrade. I do appreciate you're being here, you're usually so mired in sleaze, it must be an effort to come down to the studio. Simpsons

Tony Stark: [to Nick Fury regarding "The Avengers" initiative] I told you I don't want to join your super-secret boy band

Freakshow: I DON'T HAVE GHOST ENVEY!! [Lidea flys through train] USE THE DOOR LIKE A PERSON!

Evil Ghost Teddy Bears: Say the magic word!
Sam: Die!
Danny: Please?

Magneto: Why do none of you understand what I'm trying to do? Those people down there- they control our fate and the fate of every other mutant! Well, soon our fate will be theirs.
[Rogue screams for help]
Wolverine: You're so full of shit! If you're really so righteous, it'd be you in that thing.

Strawberry Vendor: Aren't you Iron Man?
Tony Stark: [Driving off] Sometimes.

Bart: Oh my God! The dead have risen and are voting Republican

[The three take their convertible people carrier through a car wash]
Jeremy: Uh... it's on fire.
Richard: What?! It can't be on fire! [He looks] It's on fire.
Jeremy: It's on fire. Just run. Just run. [The three run off... and after the film]
Jeremy: The thing is, we managed to set fire to something that's basically made of water!
Richard: How did you do that? Did you see the owner of the car wash afterwards?
Jeremy: He was...
Richard: Cross. Very cross.
James: He was especially cross when I rang him up and asked if we could have our three pounds fifty back.

Danny: [Slams into pile of Danny Phantom Comic Books] Hey! I never approved of this!

Freakshow: I will not be upstaged, by a ghost!
Danny: Um half ghost technically, but still way cooler than you.

Jeremy: [complaining about the camp site] You aren't allowed to have a fire, you aren't allowed to play ball games, you aren't allowed to play music, you have to be in bed by eleven, you have to park within two feet of a post, you have to keep quiet, you can't have anything. This is not a holiday, it's a concentration camp!

Tony Stark: Drop your socks and grab your crocs, we're about to get wet on this ride.

Bob: The greatest murder since Snape killed Dumbledore.
Bart: Oh I haven't gotten to that part yet.
Bob: It's a 4 year old book!
Bart: I'm a slow reader.
Bob: A fitting epitaph... it means last words.
Bob: Are you here to teach me or kill me?

Danny: Well gang, there's good news and bad news. The good news: My powers are back. Bad news: My powers are back!

Tony Stark: [to Nick Fury] I'm sorry. I don't wanna get on the wrong foot. Do I look at the patch or the eye? Honest, I'm a bit hung over. I'm not sure if your real of if I'm having...
Nick Fury: [cuts him off] I am very real. I'm the realest person you're ever gonna meet.

Jazz: You're toast!
Danny: Oh yeah? You and what toaster?!

Homer: Hey kids, wanna drive through that cactus patch?
Bart: Yeah!
Lisa: Yeah!
Sideshow Bob: [from under the car] No!
Homer: Well, two against one

[Jeremy, James and Richard are talking about the new Lamborghini Gallardo Balboni]
James: I like that stripe so much I'd be prepared to buy the whole car just to get it.
Jeremy: Just for the stripe. Can I just offer one word of warning to anyone who's thinking of buying a Gallardo? James, for you, okay? Have you seen this? [A picture of a Gallardo on fire appears on the screen]
Richard: That's...that's a burning Gallardo.
Jeremy: Yeah; have you seen this? [Another picture of a Gallardo on fire appears...]
Richard: That's a burning Gallardo.
Jeremy: Yeah, I know; have you seen this? [...and another...]
Richard: That's a burning Gallardo.
Jeremy: I know, but have you seen this? [...and another...]
Richard: That's a burning Gallardo.
Jeremy: What about this? [...and another...]
Richard: Er, burning Gallardo.
Jeremy: What about this?[...and one of a Gallardo that's almost totally destroyed by the fire]
Richard: [laughing] That'd be a burning Gallardo! That's ridiculous!
James: So I go into the dealer and I say "I'd like a Lamborghini, can I have one that's not on fire?"
Jeremy: Thing is, though, I have to say, this is what makes driving a Lamborghini so exciting; you drive in a normal car, and it's not on fire.

Tony Stark: [Rhodey has just launched the "ex wife" weapon, which bounces off Vanko with no effect] Hammer Tech?
Rhodey: [Looks dejected] Yeah.

[Trying to fit a very large "dead body" in the back of a car]
Jeremy: This was hopeless. So rather embarrassingly, we had to ask the man we'd murdered to give us a hand. [Man stands up, climbs in]

Sideshow Bob: No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.

Narrator: So the story continues
James of Team Rocket: Drats! We just wasted this entire episode cheering for the good guys.
Narrator: That's right James.

Reginald: I may seem like a barmy ol' git now, but when I wasn't so long in the tooth, I had some grand larks and engaged in a fair amount of derring-do.
Phineas: Translate?
Ferb: When he was younger, he did a bunch of stuff.

Natalie Rushman: Well done with the new chest piece. I'm reading significantly higher output and your vitals all look promising.
Tony Stark: Yes, for the moment, I'm not dying. Thank you.
Pepper Potts: [overhears] What do you mean you're not dying? Did you just say you're dying?
Tony Stark: Is that you? No, I'm not. Not anymore.
Pepper Potts: What's going on?
Tony Stark: I was going to tell you, I didn't want you to alarm you
Pepper Potts: [interrupts] You were going to tell me? You really were dying?
Tony Stark: You didn't let me.
Pepper Potts: Why didn't you tell me that?
Tony Stark: I was going to make you an omelet and tell you.
Natalie Rushman: Hey, hey. Save it for the honeymoon. You got incoming, Tony. Looks like the fight's coming to you.
Tony Stark: Great. Pepper?
Pepper Potts: Are you okay now?
Tony Stark: I'm fine. Don't be mad, I will formally apologize...
Pepper Potts: I am mad!
Tony Stark: ...when I'm not fending off a Hammeroid attack.
Pepper Potts: Fine.
Tony Stark: We could've been in Venice.
Pepper Potts: Oh, please.

Logan: Everybody get out of here!
Storm: Why?
Logan: I can't move.

[Richard Hammond has set fire to his motor home while trying to cook part of a three-course meal, and it has spread rapidly after failing to extinguish it]
Jeremy: He's actually set fire to metal, how's he done that?!

Pepper Potts: Have you been drinking?
Tony Stark: Chlorophyll.

[The Top Gear Presenters are driving through a Norwegian town and are testing the "de-icing" implement of their "Snowbine", which is essentially a flamethrower. Naturally, this makes Jeremy very excited.]
Jeremy: I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE AND I BRING YOU...[he sends out a jet of flame behind the Snowbine]
Jeremy: ...FIRE!

Gabumon: Be careful, that's Cherrymon, lord of the forest and the best reason for the existence of termites.

Tony Stark: [about Natalie Rushman] Who is she?
Pepper Potts: She is from legal and she is potentially a very expensive sexual harassment lawsuit if you keep ogling her like that.
Tony Stark: How do you spell your name, Natalie?
Natalie Rushman: R-U-S-H-M-A-N.
Pepper Potts: What, are you Googling her now?
Tony Stark: I thought I was ogling her?

The Doctor: You're Amelia!
Amy: You're late.
The Doctor: Amelia Pond, you're the little girl!
Amy: I'm Amelia and you're late.
The Doctor: What happened?
Amy: Twelve years.
The Doctor: You hit me with a cricket bat!
Amy: Twelve years!
The Doctor: Cricket bat!
Amy: Twelve years, and four psychiatrists!
The Doctor: Four?
Amy: I kept biting them.
The Doctor: Why?
Amy: They said you weren't real.
The Doctor: And, what sort of job's a kissogram?
Amy Pond: I go to parties, and I... kiss people... [clears throat] with outfits. It's a laugh!
The Doctor: You were a little girl five minutes ago!
Amy Pond: You're worse than my aunt!
The Doctor: I'm the Doctor; I'm worse than everyone's aunt! [catches himself] And that is not how I'm introducing myself.

[The Top Gear Presenters are driving through a Norwegian town and are testing the "de-icing" implement of their "Snowbine", which is essentially a flamethrower]
Jeremy: [a la Arthur Brown] I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE AND I BRING YOU...[he sends out a jet of flame behind the Snowbine]
Jeremy: ...FIRE!

[Agent Coulson is left in charge of Tony]
Agent Coulson: If you try to escape, or play any sort of games with me, I will taze you and watch "Supernanny" while you drool into the carpet.

Cyclops: All right, we can insert here at the George Washington Bridge, come around the bank just off of Manhattan, land on the far side of Liberty Island, here.
Wolverine: What about harbor patrol? Radar?
Cyclops: If they have anything that can pick up our jet, they deserve to catch us.

Tony Stark: [about to shoot a watermelon] I think she wants the Gallagher!

Jessie: Just once, I'd like to make a dramatic exit that DOESN'T involve a life-threatening explosion.

Kari: What could be worse than living your life without a single friend?
Gatomon: A litter box full of fly paper.

Tony Stark: It's not a weapon, it's more of a highly advanced prosthesis.

The Doctor: Where is this? Where am I?
Amy: Leadworth.
The Doctor: Where's the rest of it?
Amy: This is it.
The Doctor: Is there an airport?
Amy: No.
The Doctor: A nuclear power station?
Amy: Haha, no.
The Doctor: Even a little one?
Amy: No.
The Doctor: Nearest city?
Amy: Gloucester, half an hour by car.
The Doctor: We don't have half an hour, do we have a car?
Amy: No.
The Doctor: Oh that's good, fantastic that is. Twenty minutes to save the world and I have a post office. [Looks at it] And it's shut!

Tony Stark: [lying drunk on the floor, having been blasted by War Machine] Goldstein.
Adam Goldstein: [peeking up from behind laptop] Yes, Mr. Stark?
Tony Stark: Give me phat beat to beat my buddy's ass to. [Queen's Another One Bites The Dust plays]

Candace: Do you think he'll be...
Phineas: [juggling corn dogs with Ferb] Corn dog, corn dog, yummy yummy yummy!
Candace: Okay. Where did you get the-- Mom! Dad! Thank goodness! The strangest thing just happened.
Mom: [in Baljeet's voice] Fear not. Your parents are here now.
Candace: Huh?
[Camera zooms out to show Mom and Dad are puppets being controlled by a giant Baljeet]
Baljeet: The real shock is you're just noticing this now.
Candace: What?
[Camera zooms out even further to show Baljeet is actually a puppet controlled by the zebra from "The Ballad of Badbeard"]
Zebra: I'm just as confused as you are, Kevin.
Jeremy: Candace, since I have no idea what will happen next, I need to tell you something. I love you, Candace Flynn. Will you marry me?
Candace: Oh, Jeremy! I always dreamt-- Wait a minute. That's it - I'm dreaming!!
Jeremy: That would explain the talking zebra.
Candace: Nah, I see him all the time.

Tony Stark: There's been speculation that I was involved in the events that occurred on the freeway and the rooftop...
Christine Everheart: I'm sorry, Mr. Stark, but do you honestly expect us to believe that that was a bodyguard in a suit that conveniently appeared, despite the fact that...
Tony Stark: I know that it's confusing. It is one thing to question the official story, and another thing entirely to make wild accusations, or insinuate that I'm a superhero.
Christine Everheart: I never said you were a superhero.
Tony Stark: Didn't?
Christine Everheart: Mmm-mmm.
Tony Stark: Well, good, because that would be outlandish and, uh, fantastic. I'm just not the hero type. Clearly. With this laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I've made, largely public.
Rhodey: [whispers to Tony] Just stick to the cards, man.
Tony Stark: Yeah, okay. [holds up his notes and pauses] The truth is... [puts cards down] I am Iron Man.

[After having his lunch stolen, Ash looks up the Pokemon]
Pokedex: It also comes out in open fields to steal food from stupid travelers.
Ash: So that means I'm stupid?

[Prisoner Zero takes on the Doctor's (as yet unseen by him) form]
The Doctor: Now that's rubbish; who's that supposed to be?
Rory: Well, that's you!
The Doctor: Me?! Is that what I look like?
Rory: You don't know?
The Doctor: Busy day...

Rhodey: Hey Tony.
Tony Stark: I'm sorry. This is the fun-vee. The hum-drum-vee is back there.

The Doctor: And the final score is: no TARDIS, no screwdriver, two minutes to spare. Who da man?! [Everyone looks at him unimpressed] [petulantly] Okay, that's... I'm never saying that again. Fine.

Davis: Did you see that? I got a noogie, that means I'm one of the guys now.
DemiVeemon: I have a question. If you're one of the guys now, does that mean you used to be one of the girls, and how come you never told me about it? I wish you humans would just make up your minds.

Isabella: Well, Buford that was a great game. (holding out her hand) Come on. Be a good sport.
Buford: Like I said before, losing to a girl doesn't count. (starts walking away as he gets zapped, turns back calmly) What I meant to say was, I had a wonderful time. I guess you were right. Girls are just as good as boys. Woowho, the F-Games rock. (leaving)
Ferb: That was completely out of character.

[On the rooftop of the hospital, with an Atraxi ship hovering overhead]
Amy: So this was a good idea, yeah? They were leaving!
The Doctor: Leaving's good. Never coming back is better. [calling up at the Atraxi ship] Come on, then! The Doctor will see you now![the giant eye in the middle of the ship descends to the rooftop and scans the Doctor]
Atraxi: You are not of this world.
The Doctor: No, but I've put a lot of work into it. [looking at different ties he might wear] Hm, I dunno... what do you think?
Atraxi: Is this world important?
The Doctor: "Important?" What does that mean, "important?" Six billion people live here, is that important? And here's a better question: is this world a threat to the Atraxi? [pause] Come on, you're monitoring the whole planet. Is this world a threat?[The eye scans through images of the human race]
Atraxi: No.
The Doctor: Are the peoples of this world guilty of any crime by the laws of the Atraxi?
Atraxi: [scanning through more images] No.
The Doctor: Okay! One more question, just one. Is this world protected?[The Atraxi scans through pictures of Cybermen, Daleks, Racnoss, Sea Devils, Slitheen, etc.]
The Doctor: You're not the first lot to have come here. Oh, there have been so many. And what you have to ask yourself is... what happened to them? [The Atraxi shows pictures of the first to tenth Doctors, finishing with an image of the tenth Doctor that the eleventh Doctor then steps through]
The Doctor: Hello. I'm the Doctor. Basically... run.

Logan: There's someone here.
Cyclops: Where?
Logan: I don't know. Keep your eye open.

Slowking: I need pants

Phineas: All right, who added the 'evil' flavor?
[Everyone turns to stare at Baljeet]
Baljeet: It's curry. It's not inherently evil.

Matt: What planet did I dial?

Random Troubled Man: Finally, my irrational fear that a giant platypus will see me in my underwear is cured! [The Platypus Monster stomps past his house while the man is in his underwear] ...It's even worse than I thought...

Tentomon: When my skin gets dirty, I just shed it.
Izzy: ...That would be difficult for me.

Ken: [As Digimon Emperor] You will bow before me!
T.K: Sorry, the floor's kinda dirty.

[In the ring, before the fight with Wolverine]
Emcee: Whatever you do, don't hit him in the balls.
Stu: You said "anything goes"!
Emcee: Anything goes, but he'll take it personal.

Tai: Good thing we're in a hospital, cause it looks like we may need one.

Candace: Oh, this is just out of control. (takes out her cellphone) Mom, Mom!
Mrs. Flynn's voicemail message: Hi, this is Mom. Leave your psychotic rant about the boys after the beep.
Candace: Uhhh! Mom, come home, quick! There's a giant mob, I'm a superfiend, I'm roasting them with laser vision, and... hey, what do you mean psychotic rant?!

Storm: Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?
Storm: The same thing that happens to everything else. ( -.-' Really? Lamest line ever.)

Phineas: What's that noise? Is that your stomach?
[Ferb nods]
Phineas: Yeah, I'm hungry too. That trendy restaurant Mom and Dad took us to last night wasn't exactly satisfying.
[flashback to last night]
Phineas: Dad, can I borrow your glasses? I can't see my entrée. You know, because it's so small?
Lawrence: [holding his glasses] Yes, I think we got that.

T.K: Maybe you digivolve into something like this. Porkymon, with super strong oink attack and the power to, um, oink!
Patamon: Uh, maybe.
T.K: Hmm, well, how 'bout Hogmon. With super hog smell and the power to snort up enemies in a single sniff like this *snort*!
Patamon: I am not a pig, TK!
T.K: It's okay to be a pig.
Patamon:I'm sure it is, especially for pigs! But that's not me!

(Ash & Co. drink tea during Team Rocket's introduction)
Misty: This show is pretty boring.
Ash: It'll get canceled pretty soon.

Senator Kelly: You're evading the real question. Three words: Are mutants dangerous?
Doctor Jean Grey: That's an unfair question, Senator Kelly. After all, the wrong person behind the wheel of a car can be dangerous.
Senator Kelly: Well, we do license people to drive.
Doctor Jean Grey: But not to live.

Tentomon: The name's Mon... Tento Mon.

Sora: What kind of sicko turns people into keychains?
Piedmon: I'm not a sicko, I'm a collector of these new items of such sentimental value to me.

[about Piedmon]
Joe: He made them all disappear.
Tentomon: Well, at least he didn't saw them in half.

[commenting on the X-Men uniforms]
Wolverine: You actually go outside in these things?
Cyclops: Well, what would you prefer? Yellow spandex?

T.K: What's more boring? Paint drying or Math?

Vanessa: Oh, this can't be good. [gets hit by the water balloon and starts flying]
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: No! Vanessa! NO!
Vanessa: [falling and screaming then luckily lands on Phineas and Ferb's plane]
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh, they caught her! They caught her!
Vanessa: [sees Ferb and surprised] Ferb?
Ferb: Vanessa?
Phineas: No matter where we go, Ferb knows everyone.

Matt: I've been living a lie.
You're not a natural blonde?

Kari: I need you, Tai... Gatomon... the National Guard.

Ferb: (after Perry accidentally hits a self-destruct button the Rainbowinator) You know, in retrospect, I question the inclusion of a self-destruct button in the first place.

Davis: Sorry I'm late. I was supposed to get a haircut but when I looked in the mirror, I realized my hair was already perfect.
Yolei: The only thing is he was staring in the mirror for over an hour.

[The Doofenshmirtz jingle plays; scene flips to Doofenshmirtz, rubbing his forehead]
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Ugh, that stupid carnival is so loud I can't hear my own evil jingle! [turns to a quartet in a sound recording booth] Alright boys, take it from the top. And louder.
Evil Jingle Singers: [singing] Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorpora—
[the quartet gets cut short by a loud crash from the ceiling into a pile of instruments; Perry staggers in, playing a banjo.]
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: A banjo-playing platypus? [Perry puts on his hat] Perry the banjo-playing platypus?!

Matt: No offense, but even if I felt like talking, it wouldn't be to a tree.

Rogue: You know, you should wear your seat belt.
Wolverine: Now look, kid, I don't need advice on auto...
[car crashes, throwing him through the windshield, and he flies through the air for 30 feet]

Tokomon: I'm like a boomerang, I keep coming back!

The Doctor: You've swallowed a planet!
Amy: I'm pregnant.
The Doctor: You're huge!
Amy: Yeah, I'm pregnant!
The Doctor: Look at you: when worlds collide!
Amy: Doctor, I'm pregnant.
The Doctor: Oh, look at you both. Five years later, and you haven't changed a bit! Apart from age, and size...
Amy: Oh, it's good to see you, Doctor.
The Doctor: ...are you pregnant?

Tokomon: We looked high and low for you. I did most of the low part.

Sam Manson: [trying to stop Danny's parents from checking on him while he's fighting a ghost upstairs] Danny's upstairs.
[crash is heard upstairs]
Sam Manson: Uh, lifting weights?
Maddie Fenton: [after hearing another crash] He doesn't have exercise equipment up there.
Danny Fenton: [another crash] My computer! Oh, wait that's Jazz's.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: As I get older and older, I find it harder and harder to read my small little wristwatch. So I will launch Big Ben into space, and fly it all the way to the Tri-State area! ["flies" Big Ben over to his model of the Tri-State area] La, lala, lala, here I am, I just woke up and I want to know what time it is. [flings the model of himself across the room.] Woohoo! Yes! I'm a genius!
Agent Double O-O: Wha - That's it?! That's your whole plan?!!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Well, in a nutshell, yes! What do you think?
Agent Double O-O: [glances at Perry, pauses] Am I on one of those hidden-camera shows? You realize you could just buy a bigger watch? Or maybe a wall clock?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Yes, but then I'd have to drive to the store and find a parking space, and I'd have to choose from like - dozens of styles ... It just seemed like so much work. This would be much less complicated.

Takato: Sorry to wake you up so late.
Henry: That's okay. I was just sleeping.
Terriermon: And not just sleeping... snoring too.

The Doctor: This is bad, I don't like this. [kicks console and yells in pain] Never use force, you just embarrass yourself. Unless you're cross, in which case... always use force !
Amy: Shall I run and get the manual?
The Doctor: I threw it in a supernova.
Amy: You threw the manual in a supernova? Why?
The Doctor: Because I disagreed with it! Now stop talking to me when I'm cross!

Tai: What are you doing with those weird people?
Matt: [in a barbershop with TK] These people aren't weird, they're my best friends.
Matt: Seeing as this was the only computer in town.

Prof. Charles Francis Xavier: Where are you going?
Wolverine: To find her.
Storm: How?
Wolverine: The traditional way: look!

Patamon: Patamon, digivolve to... hey, wait a second. I'm still me.

The Doctor: Something here doesn't make sense. Let's go and poke it with a stick.

Phineas: It's pulling us in! Maybe it's the space authorities. Did we do something wrong?
Ferb: Well, it occurs to me that perhaps all the modifications I've made aren't technically be "street legal."

Phineas: Hmm. I'm having trouble picking up [Meap's] cute signal.
Isabella: Phineas, since you obviously won't figure this out on your own, I think I'm the one causing the cute interference.
Phineas: Don't be silly, Isabella! I took into account your cuteness, and adjusted the cute meter settings accordingly from the beginning. See, look what happens when I change it back to normal. [the cute meter overloads and shorts out] Oops. So much for finding Meap.

Vincent: But you’re not armed!
The Doctor: I am!
Vincent: What with?
The Doctor: Overconfidence, this, and a small screwdriver. I’m absolutely sorted.

Kazou: I haven't even started dating and I gotta deal with 2 sad girls.
Guardromon: Once you start dating I'm sure you will make many girls sad.
Kazou: WHAT?
Guardromon: Won't you?
Kazou: Just watch Suzie

Prof. Charles Francis Xavier: Ah, Logan. I'd like you to meet Orono Monroe, also called Storm. This is Scott Summers, also called Cyclops. They saved your life. I believe you already know Dr. Jean Grey. You are in my School for the Gifted for Mutants. You'll be safe here from Magneto.
Wolverine: What's a Magneto?
Prof. Charles Francis Xavier: A very powerful mutant. He believes that a war is brewing between mutants and the rest of humanity. I've been following his activities for some time. The man who attacked you is an associate of his called Sabertooth.
Wolverine: Sabertooth? [looks at Storm] Storm. [looks at Xavier] What do they call you? "Wheels"? This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

T.K: Look at all that water! Somebody must have let the bathtub overflow!

Kazou: Where'd Suzie go?
Guardromon: She flew away
Kazou: She flew away? Are you kidding me? But how? You were supposed to be watching her.
Guardromon: I was. I watched the whole thing.
Kazou: That's not what I meant you big duffus.

The Doctor: Ah you want to see my credentials… [shows psychic paper] There, national insurance number... [passes psychic paper behind his back] NHS number... [passes psychic paper behind his back again] References.
Craig: [incredulous] Is that a reference from the Archbishop of Canterbury?!
The Doctor: I'm his special favorite. Shhh.

Bokomon: I'm the holder of the book.
Neemon: I'm the holder of my pants.

Bokomon: I wished we could help.
Neemon: I wished I had a sandwich.

Phineas: Wait! Candace! You're grown up! And there's two of you!
Good Future Candace: Phineas, we're from the future. Two alternative futures. One that's good—
Bad Future Candace: And one that's terrible.
Phineas: Someone should really fix that.
Good Future Candace and Bad Future Candace: We did!
Phineas: So the bad future no longer exists?
Good Future Candace and Bad Future Candace: Right.
Phineas: So if it doesn't exist, shouldn't the Candace from the bad future cease to exist too?
Bad Future Candace: Oh darn. [disappears]

[About his claws]
Rogue: When they come out... does it hurt?
Wolverine: Every time.

The Doctor: [talking to Amy in the TARDIS using a communicator] Now all I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?
Amy: Have you seen you?
The Doctor: So you're just going to be snide? No helpful hints?
Amy: Hmm, well, here's one: Bowtie - get rid!
The Doctor: Bowties... are... cool.

T.K: [About missing Kari] She might be in trouble! She might be in danger! She might be... right there?!

Phineas: Candace has a great sense of humor. Remember the time she got her face caught in the sink?

[Cyclops doesn't know if Logan's an imposter]
Wolverine: Hey! It's me.
Cyclops: Prove it!
Wolverine: You're a dick.
Cyclops: Okay then.

T.K: You mean someone else comes here besides us? There goes the neighborhood.

Phineas: All right, Ferb, let's get that skateboard before Grandpa breaks his neck.
[targets bottom of picture with machine, laser activates]
[in England]
Grandpa Fletcher: [as the skateboard disappears while he was riding it; he goes tumbling backwards] What in blazes?
[back in Danville]
Phineas: Yes, it worked! [notices that the picture wasn't cropped well enough and Grandpa's feet were transported too] Oops!
[in England]
Grandpa Fletcher: I say, that's peculiar, my bloomin' feet have gone missing!
Grandma Fletcher: [pulls nose plugs out of nose and inhales deeply] I can breathe again! I smell lupines!
[back in Danville]
Phineas: Better send his feet back.
[Back in England]
Grandpa Fletcher: [Phineas and Ferb send his feet back, only they reappear backwards] They're back! Egad, they're facing behind me! [begins to walk, and naturally starts walking backwards] I say, I could get the hang of this. Now I can finally see where I've been! Crackin'!

[about Rika]
Guilmon: You going to fight her, Takato?
Takato: No way, she's a girl. Besides, she'd kick my butt.

Carolers: [singing to We Wish You a Merry Christmas] We won't go until we get some, we won't go until we get some, so bring some right here!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Wha-what...are-are you threatening me? How dare you! No one barges into my home and demands desserts! What sort of plan is that anyway, "Let's go to a stranger's house and in song form, refuse to leave unless he hands over a food dish no one's prepared since the 16th century?!"

Phineas: You know Ferb, just think of all of the wonderful things Santa does for us. And he never asks for anything in return. Wait, that's it! Ferb, are you thinking what I'm thinking? [Ferb hands him a blueprint] As usual, we're— OH! Ugh! Man, no! That's not at all what I was thinking! OH, dude! [Ferb flips around the blueprint to the right side] Oh, yeah. That's it.

Magneto: You homo sapiens and your guns. (XD So true...)

Monogram: Carl! Stop filming your butt. Film mine! It's a party!! Haha-

T.K: At least kids make up pretty fast. My parents are still mad at me. From the time I painted our kitty cat.

Carl: But wait listen to this. It's a seemingly innocent voice recording of Phineas.
Phineas: Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.
Carl: But if you play all those syllables backwards in a random order you get.
Phineas: Let's help Doofernshmirtz destroy the Tri-State Area.

Recording on telephone: This number only exists in your imagination. Please hang up and don't call back.

Henry: Maybe it doesn't matter what card we use, Rika.
Rika: Okay, did that pig monster eat your brain?

Davis: Hey, it's getting pretty dark in these woods. Here, Kari, I'll hold your hand so you won't get scared.
Kari: I'm not scared.
T.K.: And it's not her hand... it's mine.

[Trapped inside the Statue of Liberty]
Cyclops: Blast him, Storm!
Magneto: Send a bolt of electricity into a large copper conductor? I thought you lived in a school.

[discussing Wolverine]
Prof. Charles Francis Xavier: There are more powerful mutants out there. Why should this one be so important?
Cyclops: Maybe it's his way with people.
Prof. Charles Francis Xavier: You don't like him?
Cyclops: How could you tell?
Prof. Charles Francis Xavier: Well, I am psychic, you know.

[the X-Jet is pursued by a fleet of jets. X-Men are escaping after Pyro blew up most of the Cop cars]
Storm: Somebody's pretty pissed.
Wolverine: [glares at Pyro] I wonder why!

Baljeet: Ugh! It takes you one day to build a roller coaster, but it takes 10 minutes to pump a tire?

[to Logan, about Dark Cerebro]
Magneto: What do you intend to do, scratch it with your claws?

DemiDevimon: Everyone makes mistakes. Remember disco?

[while falling]
Takato: Where are we going?
Henry: You really think I have any idea?
Terriermon: Momentie.
Henry: Oh, momentie yourself.

[while falling]
Terriermon: Momentie.
Rika: You're kidding right?

Rika: It's not funny, you know. I don't want to walk all the way to the next town just to find your little friend.
Henry: Well, if it makes your feel any better, Rika. The tunnel might flood and we can all swim there.
Rika: It's just my luck to be stuck down here with a couple of comedians.

Takato: Try this card.
Henry: The last one almost killed him.
Takato: Hey, I'm just trying to help.

William Stryker: [to Logan] I didn't realize Xavier was taking in animals, even animals as unique as you.

June Motomiya: Hey, Matt. I made it.
Matt: [about June] No, she followed us. She's like a boomerang that keeps coming back.

Phineas: Wow, [Candace's] good. I gotta have her do my wedding. Ferb, make a note.
Isabella: I got it!

President McKenna: What is that?
William Stryker: A jet.
President McKenna: What kind of jet?
William Stryker: We don't know-but it comes out of the basketball court.

Henry: Terriermon. It's not wise to mouth off to someone who's bigger than you.

Izzy: All the countries seem to be mixed together.
Tai: It's like that theme park in Florida.

Tentomon: Izzy, when I first met you, I thought you were just one of those computer geeks, but after I got to know you better, I just realized that you are one of those computer geeks!

Candace: I'm cursed. Phineas, Ferb, I need your help getting rid of this tiki charm.
Phineas: Um, personally, I'd be a little more worried about that manta ray stuck to your head.
Candace: What? ugh. You know, after the day I've been having, I didn't even notice.

Logan: How long have you been here?
Bobby: Couple of years, it's not so bad.
Logan: What about your parents, they just shipped you off to mutant school?
Bobby: Actually, my parents think this is a prep school.
Logan: Well, I guess lots of prep schools have their own campus, dorms, kitchens...
Bobby: Jets?

Hawkmon: Why do I always get stuck with a defected human?

Ryo: I feel so powerless.
Ebonwumon: Better to feel powerless than to feel dead.

Flamedramon: [prepares to attack Digimon Emperor] Fire...
Flamedramon wait. There's a chance you'll miss and hit Patamon.
I'm such a hot-head.

Professor X: Logan, my tolerance for your smoking in the mansion notwithstanding, continue smoking that in here, and you'll spend the rest of your days under the belief that you're a six-year-old girl.
Logan: You'd do that?
Professor X: I'd have Jean braid your hair.

Cody: Note to self - come up with a better way to sneak Upomon out of the building.

Jeremy: Hi Candace.
Candace obsessed with busting: Have you seen Candace?
Jeremy: Well I'm seeing you now.
Candace obsessed with busting: No, no, no, me, the other me, but not me.
Jeremy: [Confused] Uh...
Candace obsessed with busting: You know, bla-bla-bla-bla, hearts, I love Jeremy, unicorns, rainbows...
Jeremy: [Confused] I can say yes...
Candace obsessed with busting: Where?
Jeremy: [Scared] I don't know or maybe!
Candace obsessed with busting: Well if I got back and if I have a flower in my hair, tell it to Me! Find Candace and Mom, you'll see!
[Candace obsessed with busting leaves, and appears Candace obsessed with Jeremy]
Candace obsessed with Jeremy: Hi Jeremy!
Jeremy: Hi Candace, you have a flower on your hair.
Candace obsessed with Jeremy: Yeah, I know!
Jeremy: You're scaring me...
Candace obsessed with Jeremy: I can be seeing you the whole day...
Jeremy: Well... I need to keep working now, What if I go to your house later?
Candace obsessed with Jeremy: Okay, but, what about something to remember? [Candace obsessed with Jeremy smiles, pointing to her cheek. Jeremy tries to kiss Candace, and she smiles more, but Candace obsessed with busting grab her away, leaving Jeremy alone]
Jeremy: Or maybe not?

Logan: Who am I?
William Stryker: If you knew the kind of person you used to be, the work we did together... People don't change, Wolverine. You were an animal then and you're an animal now. I just gave you claws.

Matt: This heat has turned Palmon's brain into a French fry!

Bobby: This is Cyclops' car.
Logan: Oh, yeah?
[pops his middle claw, and uses it to turn the ignition]

Cody's Grandfather: This doll obviously has more than just cotton balls in its stomach.

Davis: Have you noticed that T.K. and Kari are always hanging together? What's up with that?
Veemon: Maybe they're identical twins that look completely different.

[Patamon gets shot down by Andromon]
Patamon: I'll have two cheeseburgers and a large order of fries.

Davis: Let's go, T.A.!
TK: T.A.?
Kari: He forgot how to spell T.K.!

[Deathstrike extends her claws]
Logan: Holy shit.

Davis: So Patamon can Digivolve to Angemon?
TK: Yup.
Davis: And Gatomon, what about her?
TK: Oh, she can Digivolve to Angewoman.
Davis: Then I have one question: Is there an Angebabymon too?
Patamon: Sometimes, he says the strangest things.
Davis: Veemon, tell me you can Digivolve into Ange-something too!
Veemon: Uh...
Davis: [picks up Veemon and shakes him around] Ange-Dinosaur-mon? Ange-Soccer-Player-mon? C'mon!
Veemon: I just don't have it in me!
TK: He's still got a lot to learn.
Patamon: [laughs]

William Drake: What exactly are you a professor *of* "Professor Logan?"
Logan: [Rogue, Bobby, and Pyro look at Logan, none of the kids knowing what to say]
Logan: Art. ( -.-' Really Logan? Really?)

Cody: So many Digimon!
Davis: I hope we don't have to feed them all.

[Takato is Calling Henry]
Henry: Jeri's a Tamer, are you sure? She's chasing him, making eyes? Tamers don't do that.
Takato: Wait, I'll ask.
Takato: Hey Jeri?
Jeri: Yeah?
Takato: Are you sure he's your partner?
Jeri: Yeah.
Takato: How come?
Jeri: Cause it's destiny!
Takato: Okay thanks!
Jeri: [resumes chasing Leomon] You can't escape destiny Mr. Leomon.
Takato: [into the receiver] She says it's destiny.
Henry: That doesn't sound good at all. Okay I'll be right there.
Takato: Henry's on his way. I guess I should tell Rika too. [calls Rika]
Rika: Jeri? That just isn't possible.
Takato: Wait I'll ask. Hey Jeri?
Jeri: Yeah?
Takato: Do you have a Digivice?
Jeri: No I don't.
Takato: [into the receiver] That's a negative.
Jeri: Anything else?
Takato: No that's all!
Jeri: Mr. Leomon, wait up!
Rika: No Digivice? She's obviously not a Tamer she's delusional. Oh whatever I'm coming right down.
Takato: Rika's coming too.

[Talking about giant digimon who is juggling Veemon and Terriormon]
: This is all my fault.
Davis: Why? Did you teach him how to juggle?

Izzy: Wargreymon quit like a coward.
Tai: [angered] You take that back.
Izzy: I was reading an e-mail from another kid.
Tai: Well, you didn't have to read it so well.

[Davis is commenting on a picture of Tai when he was younger.
Hahaha, look at how cute I was when I was little!
Tai: Urm, Davis. That's me.
Davis: Oh, hehe, sorry Tai.

Nightcrawler: Guten tag.
Logan: [to Nightcrawler] Who the hell are you?
[to Jean and Storm]
Logan: Who the hell is this?
Nightcrawler: Kurt Wagner, but in the Munich circus, I was known as The Incredib...
Logan: Yeah, save it.

[Terriermon has just digivolved for the first time into Gargomon]
Willis: Huh? He has pants now!

Policeman: Put the knives down! [talking about Logan's claws]
Logan: I can't.

Hologram Maddie: Systems' Damaged, going critical, losing cohearance and I never loved you I loved the Jack program.
Hologram Jack: Vladdie!
[Holo Jack and Maddie kiss in front of Vlad]

Willis: Davis, you're a baby!
Davis: Who're you calling a baby you baby?
[he looks down at himself]
Davis: Ah! I'm a baby!

Terriermon: What are you, Henry, the center of the universe? What, you think the sun won't rise if you're not there to greet it or something?
Henry: What are you talking about?
Terriermon: Just look behind you, Henry.
Henry: Huh?
Terriermon: You don't have to do everything yourself. They're all here to help you. Let 'em.

[Cody running out of apartment building with Upamon under his shirt]
Note to self; think of better way to sneak Upamon out of apartement.
[Crashes into Yolei]
Hey! Be more careful next time!! Cody what have you been eating lately, you must have gained 20 pounds!
It's Upamon...
[eyes wide] You ate Upamon?!?
Forget about it! Sora sent an email saying Biyomon's in trouble!
Uh...your tummy's growling.

[looking over Stryker's confidential papers]
President McKenna: How did you get these?
Professor X: Well, let's just say I know a little girl who can walk through walls.

Recording over telephone: At the tone, the time will be exactly 45 miles per hour and 90 seconds.

Gabumon: You're the man!
Matt: And you're the wolf man!

[about Rika and Renamon]
Takato: I don't get it.
Henry: It's obvious that they were worried about each other. Problem is, they're too hard-headed to admit it. They'll go on playing silly games until they drop.
Takato: Being honest with each other would be too hard. [laughter]

Sora: Tell me how you like your eggs and I'll do the best I can.
Joe: I prefer my eggs to be covered in salt and pepper, but I guess it doesn't really matter.
Tai: I like soy sauce.
Matt: How about salsa?
Sora: How about a reality check?
Izzy: I'll have mine with mustard and jellybeans, please.
Tai: Oh, gross! T.K.: Jellybeans. That sounds good.
Mimi: What? You're all weird! My favorite is eggs covered in maple syrup! Sometimes I like to eat them with cherries on top!
Tai: Now that's weird! T.K.: But I bet it's good.
Joe: You guys are completely making me lose my appetite! I mean, come on. Jellybeans and cherries on eggs? That's just crazy talk! Salt and pepper is all they need. Keep it simple. That's always been my motto.

Magneto: [Magneto uses his power to stop the X-Jet from crashing] When will these people learn how to fly?

TK: Oh... I can feel the heat coming up through my socks...
Well TK, maybe you should put your shoes back on.

[in the X-Jet, being pursued by two fighter jets]
Storm: I gotta shake them!
[she does a roll with the plane and drops it sharply towards the ground, then levels off]
Pyro: [looking ill] Please don't do that again.
Logan: [looking ill] I agree.

[After losing a Kuramon]
Davis: Where did he go!? I just saw him here and then he ran off! How many places can a giant eyeball hide!?

Principal: [over PA system] Will Mary Robertson please report to the office? Your locker is missing.

Angewomon: Don't worry, Kari. Angemon and I will find them.
Angemon: Maybe I should of taken a left at the search engine.
Angewomon: I told you to stop and ask for directions. Ugh, just like a man.

Pyro: [grunts] I don't like uncomfortable silences.
Rogue: What are you doing?
[radio turns on and "Bye Bye Bye" by N'Sync Plays]
Pyro, Rogue, Logan, Bobby: [all groan] Argh.

Tai: So what am I supposed to do? Throw the digivice at the monsters and hope they get scared and run away?

Pyro: So, they say you're the bad guy.
Magneto: Is that what they say?
Pyro: That's a dorky looking helmet. What's it for?
Magneto: This "dorky looking helmet" is the only thing that's going to protect me from the REAL bad guys.

Tai: Genius over there is trying to call the telephone repairman because the phones don't work.

Reporter: Phone lines are down all over the world. If your phone is not working, please call your phone company.
Mrs. Kamiya: Well at least my sister can't call me three times a day.

Logan: Got any beer?
Bobby: This is a school.
Logan: So that's a no?
Bobby: Yeah, that's a no.
Logan: Well, do you have anything other than chocolate milk?

Davis: Please mister. I'll be your eternal slave if you just lend me your computer for a minute! [Stranger stares.] Plus I'll throw in five bucks.
Stranger: Oeh. [Hands over computer]

Logan: Who's the furball?
Hank McCoy: Hank McCoy, Secretary of Mutant Affairs
Logan: Right, right. The secretary. Nice suit.
Charles Xavier: Henry, this is Logan. He's, uh...
Hank McCoy: Wolverine. I hear you are quite an animal.
Logan: Look who's talkin'.

T.K.: I don't know, my mom said never to take candy or rope from strangers.

Raven: This man robbed seven banks...
[six copies of Multiple Man walk out of the cell]
Raven: At the same time.

Gatomon: Let's just say that while you were sleeping, I had nine lives, and now I'm down to three.

Izzy: If we had a compass, we'd know which way north was.
I know where North is!
It's the opposite of south!

Izzy: We're the first humans to be digitally processed. That means we're pioneers, like Marco Polo.
Oh, I know what he was famous for! Marco!

Limb-Growing Mutant: [Wolverine is slicing the arms off a mutant who grows them back] Come on.
Logan: [Logan, using all his strength, kicks him in the balls. The mutant falls over] Grow those back.

Davis: [After saying he will never run again] Huh, I don't know about you Ken, but I can sure go for a morning jog right now.

Digimon Emperor: Hahahahahahahahahahaaaa... oh, it's not that funny.

Cain Marko: Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!

Gatomon: Why do they call those things on the top of the TV rabbit ears, why not cat ears? When was the last time you saw a rabbit sleeping on top of the TV?
Kari: This is what you think of?

Tai: I've got to warn everyone! [Dials phone]
Woman on Phone: All circuits are busy. Try again later.
Tai: Oh, great. It's busy! [Dials another number]
Woman on Phone: All circuits are busy. Try again later.
Tai: How can that be busy too? [Dials another number]
Woman on Phone: All circuits are still busy.
Tai: Don't tell me. [Dials another number]
Woman on Phone: Did you hear me? It's busy!
Tai: I'm sorry, lady.

Logan: [while he and Beast are fighting off Magneto's forces] I thought you were a diplomat.
Hank McCoy: As Churchill said, "There comes a time when every man must..."
[pauses to fight off another baddie, then another, then another]
Hank McCoy: Oh, you get the point!

Tai: When we had to survive on our own, we grew up very fast... except for Joe, he just threw up very fast...

Eric Lensherr: Did you think you were the only one of your kind, young lady?
Charles Xavier: We're mutants, Jean. We're like you.
Young Jean Grey: Really? I doubt that.
[everything behind her begins to levitate]
Eric Lensherr: Oh, Charles, I like this one.

Izzy: (Catch phrase is Prodigious) You're going to need a password! You can use mine to get on the Internet: 'Prodigious'!

Izzy: Do you know what a semi-conducter is?
Tai: A guy who works part-time on a train?
Izzy: Never mind.

Hank McCoy: Have you even begun to think what a slippery slope you're on?
The President: I have. And I worry about how democracy survives when one man can move cities with his mind.
Hank McCoy: As do I.

Tai: Never trust anything without feet!

[talking about "The Cure"]
Logan: Well, for all we know, the government helped cook this up.
Hank McCoy: I can assure you, the government had nothing to do with this.
Logan: I've heard that before.
Hank McCoy: My boy, I have been fighting for mutant rights since before you had claws.
Logan: [to the Professor] Did he just call me boy?

Neemon: [looks down Bokomons waistband and shouts] TOCANMON?

Kari: I can't leave now, there's a magician coming over and I've already promised to get sawed in half!
Tai: Well, make sure the half with feet comes home as soon as possible!

Koromon: My name's Koromon. And we're partners.
Tai: Koromon? That means... talking head?
Koromon: It means brave little warrior. And don't forget it, Tai.

Jack Fenton: You're so excited you can't even talk. [gets no answer]
Jack Fenton: So I'll keep talking.

Tucker Foley: [after Danny has phased a car through a building] Oh sure, phase the car through the building. You just had to save the day, didn't you?
Danny Fenton: Well yeah! Because a car crashing through the twenty-eighth floor of anything is BAD!

Danny Fenton: [has just parachuted onto his aunt's farm with his dad's gift] Here you go mom. Dad left it at home so uhh... the mosquitoes wouldn't get it!
Jack Fenton: That's right!
[whispering to Danny]
Jack Fenton: Good work son. You'll get a raise in your allowance for this.
Danny Fenton: I get an allowance?

Jazz Fenton: By the way Danny, just so you know, I'm onto your little secret.
Danny Fenton: [spits out his water] What secret?
Jazz Fenton: The clumsiness, the nervousness... I can't believe I didn't figure it out before. You have a girlfriend.
Danny Fenton: It's a lie, I'm not a ghost! I mean, she's not my girlfriend. She's just going to the dance with me.
Jack Fenton: Great, I can meet her and talk to her about ghosts!
Jazz Fenton: You better let her know your family's insane now, Danny. If you marry her, and she finds out later, that's entrapment.

Tucker Foley: [Danny and Dragon Sam have destroyed the school dance] Man, I can't believe your date ditched you.
Danny Fenton: Where is Paulina anyway?
Sam Manson: [sees Paulina talking to Dash] Who cares? Look, the DJ is still playing and I think there's still time for one more dance.
[smiles at Danny]
Danny Fenton: [smiles at Sam] Sure, I'd love to.
[hands Tucker the amulet]
Danny Fenton: Hold on to this, will ya?
Sam Manson: [dancing with Danny] Promise me you'll keep your pants on?
Danny Fenton: I'll do my best.
Tucker Foley: Man, I'm dateless again! Man, what does a guy have to do to get hooked up around here?
Ghost Girl: I want to go to the ball!
Tucker Foley: On second thought, I'm not that desprete. Hey guys, can I cut in?

[Davis is commenting on a picture of Taichi when he was younger]
Davis: Hahaha, look at how cute I was when I was little!
Tai: Urm, Davis. That's me.
Davis: Oh, hehe, sorry Tai.

Jean Grey: [after examining Wolverine] The metal is an alloy called adamantium, supposedly indestructible. It's been surgically grafted to his entire skeleton.
Storm: How could he have survived a procedure like that?
Jean Grey: His mutation. He has uncharted regenerative capabilities, enabling him to heal rapidly. It also makes his age impossible to determine. He could very well be older than you, Professor.
Cyclops: Who did this to him?
Jean Grey: He doesn't know. Nor does he remember anything about his life before it happened.
Xavier: Experimentation on mutants. It's not unheard of, but I've never seen anything like this before.
Cyclops: What do you think Magneto wants with him?
Xavier: I'm not entirely sure it's him Magneto wants.

Danny Fenton: [Sam taps at his window] Sam! You snuck out to see me! Oh, this is just like Romeo and Juliet, except I'm the one on the balcony and I can understand everything we're saying.

[Jack Fenton tries his new Ghost Translator on Danny]
Danny Fenton: Um... Um... Boo?
Ghost Translator: I am a ghost. Fear me.
Danny Fenton: [panics] Uh... I better get to school!
Ghost Translator: I better get to school. Fear me.

Davis: Veemon, why did you attack that Kuramon!?
Veemon: He looked at me weird.
Davis: He's got one eyeball! All his looks are weird!

Ghost Tracker: [Jack Fenton holds his Ghost Tracker near Danny] Ghost directly ahead. You would have to be some sort of moron to not notice the ghost directly ahead.

Danny Fenton: [over cell phone] Are you okay? We can stop by later if you want us too.
Samantha "Sam" Manson: [home sick in bed] No, that's okay. I'll be fine. Bye.
[She hangs up, then glares at the doctor, nurse and ambulance attendent standing at her bedside]
Samantha "Sam" Manson: You guys, it's just a cold!
Ambulance Attendent: [shocking himself with the pads] Clear!

Danny Fenton: [in the ghost prison cafeteria, Danny looks at a table where all the ghosts he sent back into the Ghost Zone are sitting] Great, everyone who hates me is sitting on table, just like in high school.

Danny Fenton: [after a day of strange ghost-related events at school] I can explain.
Danny Fenton: Actually, I really can't.

Johnny 13: [after Danny punches him during a staged fight to convince Kitty he wants her back] I thought this was a pretend fight.
Danny Fenton: Then pretend that didn't hurt.

Tucker Foley: [as Sam's staring daggers at Danny and Paulina, who are now a couple] You okay?
Sam Manson: Of course I am! Why would I not be okay? LOOK how HAPPY he is!
[punches a hole in a locker]

Trucker #1: Did you see that?
Trucker #2: No, I was sleeping.
Trucker #1: But you're driving!

Toad: Don't you people ever die?

Kari: I know my mom says they're always late, but they can't help it! [Her reason for Agumon wanting to blow up a bus]

Danny Fenton: [after being attacked by giant ghost scissors] I know I should be concerned, and I will be... right after the party.

Skulker: [to Danny] I planned on simply capturing you and letting you live the rest of your life in a cage, but now, I will rest your pelt at the foot of my bed.
Sam Manson: Okay, that's just gross.

[Dark Danny has revealed his true form to Jazz]
Jazz Fenton: You're not Danny. That's why the Booo-Merang wasn't honing in on you're ecto-signature. You're not Danny!
Dark Danny: I was, but I outgrew him. The Danny you know is floating helplessly in the Ghost Zone ten years in the future.
Jazz Fenton: He'll escape! He'll beat you!
Dark Danny: How? Is the answer: A. the Fenton Portal? Destroyed it. B. the only remaining portal? The one that my idiot cheesehead archenemy has? As soon as I find it, that's going too.
Jazz Fenton: Cheesehead? Vlad Masters? *He's* your archenemy?
Dark Danny: [continues] Is it: C. you? No. You can't stop me from cheating on the C.A.T. and solidifying my future, so it must be D...
[blasts Jazz away with a plasma blast]
Dark Danny: None of the above.
[Jazz faints; Dark Danny takes the C.A.T. answers form and reads the answers. A smile lights up his face]
Dark Danny: Well, what do you know? The answer to the first question *is* "D"!
[evil laugh]

[Jazz is counseling with a punk named Spike]
Jazz Fenton: Spike, you need to open up to your parents. Be true to yourself *and* them. Just tell them how you feel. I mean, it's not like they're going to attack you or anything...
[she gets caught in a net, mistaken for a ghost]
Jack Fenton: We got her! And the Fenton Grappler is working like a charm!
Maddie Fenton: [looks at Jazz] I don't understand. If Jazz is a ghost, then why hasn't she phased through the net?
Jazz Fenton: [angrily] Because I am *not* a ghost!
[takes off the net]
Jazz Fenton: You've ambushed me, suffocated me with smoke, and worse, you pulled me away from Spike before he had his breakthrough! What do you have to say for yourselves?
[pause. Jack takes out the Fenton Thermos]
Jack Fenton: Eat hot Fenton Thermos, ghost gal!
[Thermos short-curcuits, and Jack shakes it]
Jack Fenton: Darn thing still doesn't work!

[Ghost Writer has trapped Danny Phantom inside a new poem, which begins its first lines]
Ghost Writer: On the day before Christmas, in Amity Park, / Almost all there were cheery, yet one soul was dark.
Danny Fenton: Hey, that voice? It's the ghost whose book I destroyed. /
[looks around]
Danny Fenton: Wait! I'm trapped in this poem? Now I'm really annoyed!

[Danny flies to the Jewish Manson home, hoping Sam won't put the blame on him for attacking Christmas]
Danny Fenton: [in joy] Sam!
Ghost Writer: Danny said.
Danny Fenton: [to Ghost Writer] Oh, for crying out loud!
Sam Manson: I know. Can't you see we're all under a cloud? / Every present we had, in the chimney up through it! / That might work for you, but that's not how we do it!
Ghost Writer: And Sam saw sad faces on Mom, Dad, and Granny, / So I typed on my keyboard that the blame was on Danny!
[Ghost Writer conrtols Sam by her anger]
Sam Manson: [angrily] You! You did this?
Danny Fenton: [shouts] Are you out of your mind?
Sam Manson: [shouts] You're the holiday scrooge! Do you think that I'm blind?
Ghost Writer: And Danny and Sam found themselves in a spat. / But before Dan could calm her, I soon realized that / A new threat was needed to cut through the noise; / And what better way than attack of the toys?
[Ghost Writer brings all the toys from each building to attack the town, then starts forming them together. Danny and Sam stop and go outside to look at this scenery; Danny turns into Danny Phantom to find out what's going on]
Ghost Writer: From all over the town, the toys started to merge! / I'm really quite weakened when I get the urge! / On this night before Christmas, a brand new attacker! / And now, face the wrath of my monster nutcracker!
[the controlled toys form a giant Nutcracker, which comes to life and attacks
Danny Phantom: [surprised] Aw, nuts!
[he starts running away from the monster]
Ghost Writer: Danny cried, as he started to run. /
Ghost Writer: Must we end every scene with a terrible pun?

[the poem is closing with its last lines]
Danny Fenton: [narrating] And then I thought, maybe this is the moral. / In the same way my folks loved their old Christmas quarrel. / Everyone celebrates in the way of their choosing. / I was so busy whining, I started abusing / The ones I loved most and I ruined their cheer. /
Danny Fenton: I'll try to be better, come Christmas next year.
[thus ends the poem; Danny, Sam, Jazz and Tucker gather together at the last page which says "The End."]
Sam Manson: Um, nice sentiment, but what are you, a greeting card?
Tucker Foley: Yeah, why are you talking in rhyme?
Jazz Fenton: Such a dork.
Danny Fenton: [realizing] We're not talking in rhyme?
[starts getting jubliant]
Danny Fenton: We're not talking in rhyme!
[the book closes, and Ghost Writer is glad his new poem is finished. A cell mate inches close to him as he wants to look at the new book he has completed, but Ghost Writer turns away from him]
Walker: [greets him] Orange?
Ghost Writer: [scared] Aahh! Get that thing away from me!

Tucker Foley: [notices the haunted TV remote bought at Danny's garage sale is floating] I'm not schooled in the ways of the rich, but do all your remotes do that?
Sam Manson: No. Well, my toaster does, but it's from Denmark.

Sam Manson: [not realizing yet that Danny's under a love spell] Wait, I know that look. That's that same, longing, puppy-dog stare you give Paulina.
Danny Fenton: Who's Paulina?
Sam Manson: Well, that's a pleasant side effect.

[the ghost pirates have kidnapped adults all over Amity personally]
Paulina: Hey, they got my parents!
Dash: Mine too!
Kwan: Cool! Party at Dash's house!
Paulina: Like, what is wrong with you?! [pushes Kwan over]

Sam Manson: Sorry about that stupid fight. Can we forget it ever happened?
Danny Fenton: [quoting Desiree's catchphrase] So you wish it, so shall it be.
[they both blush]
Tucker Foley: Hey, I'm right here.

Logan: Everybody get out of here!
Storm: Why?
Logan: I can't move.

Star: [cheerleading, while fighting pirates] Ready? Okay! We hate pirates, yes we do! We hate pirates, how 'bout you?

Paulina: Danny, you never said whether or not you were coming to my quincenera on Friday.
Danny Fenton: That's because when you invited me, I thought you were joking.

[After the ghost pirates steal the ghost shield generator]
Youngblood: Fall back, me hearties. We got da...What's the word?
Parrot: Booty.
Youngblood: Ha, you said booty! [laughs]

[A panicking man and his wife run into a box store.]
Man: We need boxes! And lots of them!
The Box Ghost: [floats down from the ceiling] Never!

Jazz: See? This toxic home environment is making him a nervous wreck!
Danny: [eyetwich]
Jazz: He needs a normal family outing! One that has nothing to do with ghosts!
Danny: Will you stop talking about me like I'm not here?!
[invisible Youngblood pokes Danny]
Maddie: I don't know, Jazz, honey. Sure Danny seems a little high-strung but I'm sure it's nothing we can't work out here...
[Youngblood pokes Danny again]
Danny: Back off, punk! [snatches an ecto-gun and fires it all around the lab]
Jack & Maddie & Jazz: [find cover behind piles of boxes]
Maddie: [to Jazz] I'll get the sleeping bags.
Jack: And I'll get that ghost hunting equipment!
Maddie & Jazz: [shoot Jack disapproving glares]
Jack: And by ghost hunting equipment, I mean..Uhh...The other sleeping bags!

[to Zero, who shot the Hudsons]
Logan: Those were good people back there. Innocent people.
[walks off]
Zero: [laughs] It's funny how innocent people tend to die around you!
[Logan stops, and uses his claws to ignite gasoline and blow up Zero's copter]

Danny Fenton: Not getting invited to a party is one thing, but not getting invited to a party at my own house?

Danny Fenton: [to Tucker and Sam] Did you see the way all those ghost hunters were laughing at him? How embarrassing! We're gonna have to live with my dad's goof-ups for the rest of our lives! [pause and Jack walks up behind him]
Danny Fenton: He's standing right behind me, isn't he?

Sam Manson: [to Danny] You don't feel that way about me and I don't feel that way about you.
Danny Fenton: So why are you still holding my hands?

Super Danny: [about Technus] We have to stop him!
Fun Danny: Tried it! Didn't work. Back to bowling.
Tucker: It'll be fun?
Sam: You'll get to hit stuff?
Fun Danny: Sweet.

Tucker: Quick, hide! [shoves both Dannys into a closet]
Sam: No, just one of you.
Tucker: I call the fun Danny!
Sam: I call the -- darn it!

William Stryker: Your country needs you.
Logan: I'm Canadian.

Danny: You have now stooped to my level. Thank you for shopping Fenton Mart

Jack: Where is he? Where's our son?
Maddie: What have you done to our boy?!
Dark Danny: [laughing] Ha, ha, ha! I am your boy!
Maddie: What?!?
Dark Danny: What kind of parents were you anyway? The world's leading ghost experts, and you couldn't even figure out that your own son was half-ghost!
Jack: [to Maddie] For the record, I blame you.

Danny: [after KOing future versions of his foes with a Ghostly Wail and detransforming] Whoa... [looks at them] My voice is changing... great,[transforms back] now I'm going through Evil Puberty. Everywhere I go my evil future is smacking me in the face! [hit on the back of the head with the Booo-Merang] OWW!

Logan: [as he's fighting Gambit] Well, that's a nice stick.
[cuts Gambit's bo staff in half]

Danny: [looking at a giant purple football covering the entrance to the portal] Well, that's Vlad for ya. Subtle as a flying mallet.

Observant 1: He has the answers to the test.
Observant 2: He's clearly going to cheat.
Observant 1: He has your time medallion.
Observant 2: He has your time medallion.
Clockwork: You said that twice.

Danny: [to the ghosts] I'm trapped in this story. The guy's off his nut.
Skulker: He ought to know better.
Box Ghost: Let's go kick his butt!

[Danny shoves an orange into Walker's mouth, hoping to end the ghost fight]
Ghost Writer: [typing] Young Danny thought quickly and picked up an orange. He threw it at Walker who...[stops typing and thinks]
Ghost Writer: [angry] Aw, crud! Nothing rhymes with orange!

Jazz: I got you, Crate Creep!
Box Ghost: Crate Creep? I am the Box Ghost! Who are you! [to Danny] No, seriously, who is she?

Danny Fenton: Skulker and Technus? Together?
Tucker Foley: Is that an eww, or a yikes?
Danny Fenton: Definitely a yikes!

Victor Creed: [to Logan when they are about to get executed] Wake me when it's over.

Mr. Lancer: [after an invisible Tucker pulls several pranks on him] Gulliver's Travels, I'm losing my mind! [Tucker, still invisible, pulls his pants down] And my pants!

Logan: Are you Remy LeBeau?
Remy LeBeau: Do I owe you money?
Logan: No.
Remy LeBeau: Then Remy LeBeau, I am.

Technus: The Car-Puter! It will drive you to your DOOM!

Box Lunch: I am Box Lunch! Daughter of The Box Ghost and The Lunch Lady!
Danny Fenton: Um, eww!

[Danny breaks Poindexter's mirror to prevent his return]
Mr. Lancer: Fenton, that's school property!
[Danny and his friends turn to face him and a group of angry students.]
Danny: I can explain! [pause] Actually, I really can't.

Maddie: [to Danny] You're constantly late getting home...
Jack: You're shrinking from your chores...
Maddie: Your grades are slipping...
Jack: You're shrinking from your chores...
Danny: You already said chores.
Jack: I know, but when you don't do 'em, I get stuck with 'em.

[Jazz is riding home in excitement, with Danny feeling disappointed]
Jazz Fenton: Wow! Isn't this great? We just caught three ghosts tonight!
Danny Fenton: No, actually, you've just caught one ghost, three times, all of them me!

Box Ghost: I am no longer the Box Ghost! I am now... [Grabs Sam's mechanical frog] ...the Mechanical Frog Ghost! [Frog shorts out]Uh... I changed my mind! I am once again the Box Ghost! And will have nothing to do with mechanical amphibians! [Disappears]
Danny: Now there's someone who knows exactly who he is.

[Agumon Digivolves]
Tai: Koromon?
Greymon: I'm Greymon now.
Tai: You can be whoever you want Big Guy.

Wade Wilson: Great. Stuck in an elevator with five guys on a high-protein diet.
William Stryker: Oh, Wade.
Wade Wilson: Dreams really do come true.
William Stryker: Just shut it! You're up next.
Wade Wilson: Thank you, sir. You look really nice today. It's the green. It brings out the seriousness in your eyes.
Logan: Oh, my God. Do you ever shut up, pal?
Wade Wilson: No. Not when I'm awake.

Maddie: And Jack? Please try not to trash the house while I'm gone.
Jack: I sucked the house into a parallel dimension ONE TIME, and you just can't let it go, can you?

Danny: I'm become ghostly!
Sam: It's...going ghost.
Danny: ...Nah!

Danny Fenton: Ahhh, Nasty Burger, our safe haven. Away from the worries of...
[Jazz bursts through the door]
Jazz Fenton: Danny, run!
Danny Fenton: Run? Why should I...
[everyone stares at the door, and soon after Jack and Maddie come in here in 80's clothes, with Jack looking like Flavor Flav and Maddie looking like 80's Madonna]
Jack and Maddie Fenton: Dude!
[everyone in the Nasty Burger gasps and starts laughing; Jazz and Danny are hiding, embarrassed]
Jazz Fenton: If anyone asks, I'm related to you.
Sam Manson: Okay, but you're gonna have to be a lot less cheery.
[80's Jack and Maddie hug their son Danny tightly]
Danny Fenton: [to Jazz] If I pass out, I give you permission to not resuscitate me.

Vlad: [about Sam and Tucker, infected with ecto-acne] They're running out of time, you know.
Danny: [suddenly smiling] Time? That gives me a great idea!
[scene shifts to Clockwork's tower]
Clockwork: No. That's a horrible idea. I'm the ghost of time, not the ghost of miracle cures.

Danny: [to the dragon ghost] Take it easy, Paulina. You don't wanna hurt Sam-- [notices Paulina in dragon ghost's hand] Paulina? [to dragon ghost]Sam?
Sam: [As dragon ghost] Shallow girl!
Danny: Yep, that's Sam.

[Danny returns to Jack's house after changing the past to find the house deserted]
Danny Fenton: Mom? Dad? Jazz? Anyone?
[he gasps as Jack runs in, his face covered in ecto-acne]
Jack Fenton: [shouts] Nobody trespasses on Jack Fenton's property!
Danny: Dad, relax!
Jack: [confused and sad] Dad? I don't have a son; I'm single! Bitterly, bitterly single.
Danny:You are? [to himself] Jeez, that explains... almost everything.
Jack: What?
Danny: Nothing!
[sees Jack's ecto-acne and points at it]
Danny: Uh, is that ecto-acne?
Jack: [angry] It's a condition... that you shouldn't know about!
[grabs Danny by the collar of his shirt]
Jack: [shouts] How do you know about ecto-acne? Talk!
Danny: I'm your son! I know all about the accident in Wisconsin... that shouldn't have happened.
Jack: [angry] Oh, it happened, all right!
[throws Danny onto the ground in anger]
Jack: And my life went straight down the flusher from that day on!
[turns into Jack Plasmius]

[Jack starts attacking Danny]
Danny Fenton: [shouts]
Wait, it's me, Danny, your son!
[dodges another shot fired by Jack]
Jack Plasmius: [shouts]
Lies! I do not have a son! And even if I did, I certainly wouldn't name him Danny. That's dumb.
Danny Fenton: [angry]
Okay, I don't want to do this in front of you, but... Going ghost!
[Danny turns into Danny Phantom, and Jack sees him, surprised but angry]
Jack Plasmius:
You're a ghost? I hate ghosts!
[continues attacking Danny]
Jack Plasmius:
And if it wasn't for ghosts, I wouldn't have lost the love of my life!
[knocks Danny into the basement in the basement Danny sees a newspaper with the article of Maddie's marriage to Vlad]
I didn't destroy the past... I destroyed the present!

Super Danny: Dueling doppolgangers! What's wrong with your half of our mind?!
Cool Danny: Dude, I'm not the one wearing a bedsheet.

[Jack and Maddie see Vlad, Sam, and Tucker's ecto-acne]
Maddie: There's only one place that treats ecto-acne!
Danny: [hoping] Please say "hospital", please say "hospital".
[scene shifts to FentonWorks in quarantine]
Danny: [disappointed] Why didn't she just say "hospital"?

[Creed has a drink in a bar after killing Silver Fox]
Bartender: You're not from around here, are you?
Victor Creed: [carving a smiley face into the table] What gave me away?
Logan: [outside, having tracked Creed down] VICTOR!
Victor Creed: [to the bartender] You got insurance on this place?
Bartender: Insurance? No.
Victor Creed: Too bad...
[Logan crashes into the bar]

[Vlad attacks Jack Plasmius and ties Danny Phantom to the torture chamber]
Vlad Masters: I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave, molecule by molecule!

[Vlad terribly damages Jack Plasmius and the Ghost Portal with the device's ecto laser, and Maddie runs up to the fallen Jack Fenton]
Maddie Masters: Jack!
Jack Plasmius: No... It's all right, Maddie... Just remember... what could have been...
[seemingly passes away, and Maddie goes to Vlad in revenge]
Maddie Masters: You despicable, lying piece of... cheese! I've wasted the best years of my life with you!
Vlad Masters: [in a fake tone of voice] Now, Maddie, I may be a lying piece of cheese, but I'm still your husband.
Maddie Maters: [grabs Vlad and lifts him up] Consider *this* an annulment!
[she throws Vlad into the Ghost Zone, where he sees ghosts]
Vlad Masters: Why, hello there. Did I ever tell you that I love ghosts?
[ghosts angrily surround Vlad, seemingly killing him]

[Vlad, Sam, and Tucker are cured of ecto-acne by the Ecto Purifier]
Vlad Masters: I knew you'd come through, Daniel. All it took was the proper motivation. Of course, I'm still weak beyond measure, so... bygones?
[Danny grins mischievously at him; the next scene shows Vlad Plasmius screaming as Danny Phantom knocks him into the air]
Danny Phantom: [casually] Bygones.

William Stryker: You were sentenced for decapitating a senior officer. The warden tells me that your sentence was carried out by a firing squad at 1000 hours. How'd that go?
Logan: It tickled.

Freakshow: Au contraire. That's French for "I bet this hurts".

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Drowning Memories by Shara Raizel reviews
Davis Motomiya has been burdened with the memories and residual voice of his cousin Takuya Kanbara. As he continues to discover the tragic events surrounding an accident eight years past will he finally silence the voice or will he loose his mind to them?
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 36 - Words: 198,189 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Daisuke M./Davis, Takuya K.
Bittersweet Future by Balshumet reviews
Danny is sure his life can't get any worse. Vlad is the mayor, and is ruining his life, or so he thinks. In an impulsive act, Danny changes his past and future. But what if the future he's made isn't what he hoped it would be?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 217,212 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Danny F., Vlad M., Clockwork
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 35,029 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 2,882 - Follows: 2,093 - Updated: 11/29/2021 - Published: 5/19/2010
Dauntless by Allora Gale reviews
Lelouch had been quite happy with his life. Sure they were living in obscurity, but he and Nunnally were safe. All of that changes however, when his identity is revealed and Lelouch is forced back into the fold of the Imperial family.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 103 - Words: 712,438 - Reviews: 9062 - Favs: 7,372 - Follows: 6,701 - Updated: 11/4/2021 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Lelouch L.
Bound by a Similar Destiny by Sightbent reviews
A new threat has arisen in the world. Now the Legendary Warriors will have to battle it in secret in both worlds, but in doing so they will uncover a common family history that has intertwined them with the digital world since birth. 02 x 04 Crossover
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,529 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 6/4/2021 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Legendary Warriors, Chosen Children/Digidestined
White by Millie M. Banshee reviews
At age 9 Ichigo is put into a mental hospital after he keeps seeing people that aren't there. At age 23 he's still in the hospital using his abilities to scare the staff & to entertain himself. But when the hospital comes under a spiritual attack it's up to Ichigo & a few friends to save everyone in the hospital along with fighting off his inner demon. This story as been adopted.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 362,500 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 3/4/2021 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
Turning Pages by sapphireswimming reviews
A collection of drabbles, each exactly 100 words long. Various characters and genres. 158- Breathing. Phantom was breathing. Drama, rated K .
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 159 - Words: 26,355 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 11/29/2020 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Danny F.
Life Blood by robbiepoo2341 reviews
(General, not shipping) The Doctor didn't mean to get involved with the Winchesters. They're into all the wrong things: the killing kind of things. But now he's attached, but that means he's got to deal with the consequences. Because getting involved with the Winchesters means he may lose one of them.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 82 - Words: 121,730 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 8/5/2020 - Published: 1/7/2014 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Reign Over the Frosted Heavens by Meer-Heika reviews
Bleach/HP xover. Toshiro Hitsugaya learns first-hand the cruel side of Wizarding Britain. Can Harry Potter teach him about the good? After nearly 3 years, Chapter 35 is UP! Harry learns a pivotal fact about his past that will forever alter his future.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 199,406 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 4/15/2020 - Published: 11/2/2010
The Secret Compartment by Morta's Priest reviews
This serves as a repository for plotbunnies, little ideas that went nowhere, or potential starts for future stories. Depending on interest, I might write sequel chapters as well to anything covered here. Will span multiple fandoms including my mainstays (HP, Naruto, Avengers) as well as new ones. (Doctor Who, Stargate etc.) and crossovers thereof.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,827 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 9/26/2019 - Published: 5/27/2013
Souls Without by darkling59 reviews
Dæmon!fic. Drabbles on the Bleach characters and their animal companions/soul manifestations (dæmons). When your soul walks by your side, it is much harder to hide who you really are from your friends, your foes …and yourself. Current: (91) Rukia, (92) Ichigo, (93) Toshiro, (94) Hisagi, (95) Shunsui, (96) Rangiku & Gin, (97) Ichigo, (98) Orihime, (99) Toshiro, (100) Yamamoto
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 54,359 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara, S. Aizen, Shinji H. - Complete
Devious Minds by AkiLynn reviews
With the Black Organization becoming more active, Conan has his hands full. But when another crime syndicate begins to make some aggressive moves, Conan might be in over his head. Luckily, he has some help even if it is in the form of a hotheaded Osakan detective, a stuck-up British sleuth, and an arrogant white-clad thief.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,617 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 6/25/2019 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Heiji H., Kaito K., Saguru H.
Harry Potter and the Bleached Hallows by Eradona reviews
The Finale! Part 3 of the Trilogy started in Harry Potter and the Bleached Phoenix. While Harry, Ron and Hermione search for the remainder of the Horcruxes, the Soul Reapers stay at Hogwarts to help protect the students and get ready for two upcoming major battles: against Voldemort and Aizen! Now being co-written by Arei-the Peridot Dragon!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 112,483 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 5/11/2019 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Ichigo K., Rukia K.
A Snapping Sound by Represent reviews
COMPLETE- "You're new Sam, so you don't know. This will be the only warning you get. Don't trust your eyes or you'll be tricked. Nobody in Amity is who they seem. Nobody."
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 40 - Words: 145,347 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 3/4/2019 - Published: 10/1/2015 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M. - Complete
Mistaken Relations by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Or why Bunny should avoid Amity Park. After all, white-haired boys with ice powers that can fly aren't exactly easy to come by, so this new kid had to be at least related to Jack...right?
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,499 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 2/20/2019 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Danny F., Jack Frost - Complete
Winter Gods by avearia reviews
The Guardians discover that, outside of Earth, many races actually worship Jack as a God. Meanwhile, the Avengers deal with the implications that come with an almighty spirit, otherworldly religions, and the revalation that Santa is real.
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,345 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 4,777 - Follows: 5,474 - Updated: 2/20/2019 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Jack Frost
Bleach Scandals by myLITTLEnekoSHIRO reviews
What if Bleach IS just a show? So what goes on behind the scenes anyways? Scandalously funny
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 222 - Words: 158,096 - Reviews: 1937 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6592 - Favs: 14,957 - Follows: 17,531 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
The Last Archangel by inukagome15 reviews
Part 1 of "The Last Archangel" series. No one knows where angels go when they die, not even the archangels. And if one finds himself in a different universe after death? It's one thing to leave heaven purposefully, it's another to find that heaven isn't even there. And Gabriel is alone.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 127,467 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 2,141 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 7/8/2018 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Gabriel, Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Shadow of a Doubt by HaiJu reviews
The truth was supposed to save Danny. Fix things. The lab, the experiments, the lies, those were all in the past. Weren't they? Sequel to Phantom of Truth. Now complete! Cover art by Paplup.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 65 - Words: 300,920 - Reviews: 4304 - Favs: 3,293 - Follows: 3,081 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Danny F., Maddie F., Valerie G., OC - Complete
Digimon Demon Wars: The Fall by arandomguy227 reviews
Several months after the defeat of the Demon Lord's first attack, Tai receives a call for help from some of his trans-dimensional allies. Now he must decide if he can save them, and protect the Digidestined at the same time. 2/3/5 crossover. DISCONTINUED.
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,841 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/17/2017 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Chosen Children/Digidestined, Tamers, D.A.T.S. - Complete
Continuing to Vent by Miriam1 reviews
Slices of life from the world of "A Vent Comes to Haunt"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,974 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Complete
Wanderer by cywsaphyre reviews
Life's a lot easier when no one knows you and your only worry is whether or not people in each world speak the same languages you do. Harry can attest to it; he's been jumping for years. He knows how to keep his head down and not get invested. On hindsight, with his track record, Harry supposed it was only a matter of time until he did exactly that.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,309 - Reviews: 1950 - Favs: 8,873 - Follows: 10,056 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Harry P.
To Fight and Protect by cywsaphyre reviews
The War was over, but Ichigo's subsequent exile starts a rebellion under the rule of Central 46. Two years later, Aizen escapes, sparking off a chain of events that thrusts Ichigo straight back into the world he had left behind. AU. Full summary inside.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 100,144 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Ichigo K.
Of Strangers and Friends by cywsaphyre reviews
Five times Tony Stark crossed paths with Harry Potter and the last time that never really ended.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,591 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 2,558 - Follows: 2,616 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Snowflakes by bonsei reviews
A series of drabbles taking place before, during, and after the movie. So many little stories have yet to be told...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 89 - Words: 65,594 - Reviews: 5035 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 2/18/2017 - Published: 11/23/2012
Snippets by Tisha Wyman reviews
Imagine if Castiel had been Dean's guardian angel since birth. His story
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 200 - Words: 73,326 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 11/7/2016 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S., Castiel
Cerulean Silver vs Amber Gold by hikaranko reviews
Edward Elric has been put on his stupidest assignment yet: babysitting. Everyone else calls it undercover work. To Ed, it's babysitting. But there's more to this assignment than what's on file... FMAHP crossover, DxHr. please review! Chapter 41 FINALLY UP. CURRENTLY BEING REPOSTED WITH EDITS TO AO3
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 263,388 - Reviews: 2177 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 8/30/2016 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M., Alphonse E., Edward E.
Bleach: Logical edition by Lord22 reviews
There are many tales of mighty heroes and epic battles in the history of Soul Society. These are the stories of the ones with enough common sense to avoid them.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,300 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K., Ulquiorra - Complete
Substitute School, First Semester by Zero-Sennin reviews
With the Gotei 13 at his back, Ichigo Kurosaki will learn what it means to be a Reaper. Even if it means twice the homework, twice the studying, twice the PE classes, and twice the obnoxious teachers. Part 1 of 2 or 3. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 216,966 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 6/24/2016 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Oneshots by CatalystOfTheSoul reviews
A series of 50 oneshots, as my writing falters through years of practice. Complete I guess.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 84,269 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Danny F., Kwan - Complete
Aloha by Bookworm Gal reviews
All the cousins have homes, Hamsterviel is in prison, and things are going well for the genetic experiment and the little girl who considers him ohana. But things rarely stay simple for long. News of the human child who commands the loyalty of the deadly experiments and broke through their programming has spread further than expected. And someone wants to make use of Lilo's gifts.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,047 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/7/2016 - Published: 8/14/2013 - 626/Stitch, Lilo P.
It's All in the Details by Colleen reviews
When Dean goes to sell his soul at the crossroads to bring Sam back, someone else steps in to negotiate the deal. Cas did get a sign and it sent him off into the past to change things. AU from The Man Who Would be King and All Hell Breaks Loose.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 184,265 - Reviews: 1929 - Favs: 3,407 - Follows: 3,354 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
Harry Potter and the Veil by inukagome15 reviews
Something went very wrong that Dumbledore never planned for. After only a year of peace, Voldemort came back to power. Now, eleven bloody years later, Harry Potter makes a critical choice that lands him in a position that he could only have dreamed of: to do it over once again, and make it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 92,970 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Invisible by Twisted Skys reviews
He's been invisible for so long, it's hard to be seen sometimes. One-shots and mini archs of Jack's life.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 88 - Words: 109,898 - Reviews: 3864 - Favs: 3,085 - Follows: 2,623 - Updated: 3/17/2016 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Predestination by Bookworm Gal reviews
Sequel to "Fate" Where's the line between who you want to be and who you are meant to be? Free will vs an inescapable role? Can you choose who you are or are you trapped by your origin? Are you doomed by the past, regardless of your present self? 01/02/03
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,852 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Ai & Makoto/Mako, Impmon
Soul Chess by draconichero21 reviews
After the events of Zero Requiem Lelouch goes to Soul Society and aims to atone for his sins by becoming a Soul Reaper, but old habits die hard and the ex-prince soon finds himself in a live chess game attempting to save the after life from a mad man. No yaoi. This is a Shared Universe of Code Geass and Bleach so the canon facts that change or are inconsistent are because of this
Crossover - Bleach & Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 209 - Words: 1,784,804 - Reviews: 4006 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 4/30/2011 - S. Aizen, Lelouch L. - Complete
A Protector's Pride by NeoRyu777 reviews
What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 573,294 - Reviews: 6240 - Favs: 9,489 - Follows: 7,084 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 7530 - Favs: 16,022 - Follows: 17,548 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Ghost Stories by Vexel reviews
Danny was not happy. After two years of fighting ghosts, he thought he could handle strange. But when a bunch of costumed weirdos who worked for a super-secret law enforcement agency kidnap him, demanding that he help fight against a wannabe vampire and a megalomanic god with a grudge, he was really considering retirement from the hero gig.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,747 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 1,879 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Danny F.
Digimon: Chaotic Evolutions Redone by Katreal reviews
02x04 Posing as a Digidestined pair, and barred from spirit evolution save in the most dire of circumstances, Kouji and Kouichi struggle to aid the Chosen Children in discovering the secret of evolution, all while trying to unravel the truth of the connection between their Spirits, and themselves.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 246,630 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Ken I., Kouji M./Koji, Kouichi K./Koichi, Tailmon/Gatomon
He Can't Be Dead by AngelShep reviews
Spoilers for Iron Man 3. This is how the Avengers reacted to what happened during Iron Man 3, as they one by one discovered Tony was presumed dead.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Moon Over Water by Stelmaria reviews
Rikuo's secret might be harder to keep then he thought. Now that the intrepid leader of the Kiyo Cross Squad has an eye on him, can Rikuo stay hidden while fending off approaching danger?
Nurarihyon no Mago/ぬらりひょんの孫 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,062 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 5/19/2015 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Rikuo N. (Human), Rikuo N. (Youkai)
Tales of Bleachy the Bard by Eradona reviews
Oneshots and Omakes from the world of Harry Potter and the Order of the Bleached Phoenix and Bleach and the Half Blood Prince. More information inside! All characters from both worlds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,691 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 5/18/2013
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36945 - Favs: 30,602 - Follows: 22,232 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bleached thoughts by Writing bunny reviews
Drabbles. Exploring small ideas and plotholes. Various characters. Mostly funny. Ch.160: Promotions and paperwork
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 160 - Words: 94,152 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 8/17/2010
What Lies Beyond the Veil by mayanpaw reviews
He's rude, crude, mystereous and all of the girls love him. But there is something more to him than meets the eye. Meet Professor Elric. HPxFMA crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,707 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 1/20/2015 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Edward E.
NQaP Season II: Still Not Going as Planned by cerokun reviews
The adventure continues! Ichigo and company have successfully rescued Rukia from Soul Society. All they want now is to relax. Yeah, like that's going to happen. As always, no plan survives first contact. Sequel to "Not Quite as Planned". Read that first or you'll be completely lost.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,629 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 2,399 - Follows: 2,680 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Ichigo K.
Harry Potter and the Aftermath by CJaMes12 reviews
Who can walk away from a title like 'The Master of Death?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,726 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 6,563 - Follows: 6,286 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Complete
The Kingdom of AU by Dobby's Socks reviews
Many people have their different views on the Potter-verse, but there are some who just take it too far. This is a collection of cliches, AUs, mishaps, and parodies of things which have made their way onto the Harry Potter page. *No offense intended to any specific author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,283 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 6/28/2009
Digimon: World Break by bouncyerbear reviews
The core of all digital worlds is in danger. Only the children chosen by its roots can stop the chaos from spreading out to all worlds. Will they be able to do it when so much more is at stake? A multiseason Xover from Adventure to Frontier era.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,422 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Takuya K.
Soul Music by Bookworm Gal reviews
A worried mother comes to Dresden, afraid there was something supernatural is following her young daughter. Naturally, he agrees to check and see if there was anything scary going on. What he discovers when the child walks through his door is nothing close to what he's expecting. It seems the universe loves tossing the weirder cases at him.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,718 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Bob/Hrothbert of Bainbridge, H. Dresden - Complete
Assassins, Avengers, and Aliens by phoenixyfriend reviews
They're all A-holes, oh my.
Crossover - Avengers & Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 264 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R., Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Gamora
Team WHAT? ! by Lucillia reviews
Sam and Dean are just vessels right? Right?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,653 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Lucifer, Michael, Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
Crossing Worlds 2: Runners Prerogative by Sightbent reviews
All Takuya wanted to do was spend his down time with that special someone, but a call for help from another dimension has him back as a Runner alongside his allies. Now he'll have to do things a bit different than he has before while working with some familiar, but different faces, through times that have passed. 02x04
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 116,647 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 2/9/2013 - [Takuya K., Hikari Y./Kari K.] Chosen Children/Digidestined, Legendary Warriors
To Catch a Killer by Epicocity reviews
AU. When Head Detective Roy Mustang met Forensics Specialist Edward Elric his first thought was that the boy was too young for the profession. But when a police department conspiracy appears he realizes: trust few or trust no one. Edwin, Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,090 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Espionage by Janieshi reviews
"Lieutenant Hawkeye sat in stunned silence, with letters spilled all across her lap, eagerly devouring the words of a boy she'd once known." Pre-series character study of the relationship between Roy and Riza as young teens, spoilers for manga and anime.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 115,437 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 4/2/2013 - [Riza H., Roy M.] Madame Christmas, Grumman - Complete
Meitantei by JelpHasNails reviews
There are several things that make a detective a meitantei. Part of it entails thwarting thieves, unraveling secret identities, solving murders, and proving a person's innocence or guilt. Having to prove the innocence of one infamous phantom thief while dealing with psychopaths like the one out to harm anti-Kid detectives, is also a part of it for the Heisei Holmes, Kudou Shinichi.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,854 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.
The Life and Times of Harry A Potter by Dov5e reviews
Edward Elric finds himself an a strange new land, one filled with magic. With the sudden rescue of a baby, Ed takes on the role of parent to young Harry Potter. ( AU in which Ed raised Harry ) PLEASE READ
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,053 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Harry P., Edward E.
When the Devil Came Down to London by The Violet Knight's Angel reviews
When Castiel detects an ominous, demonic presence in London, he & the boys head out to investigate. While there, they run into our favorite crime-fighting duo, & after a - slight - misunderstanding, John & Sherlock join forces with Team Free Will to find & keep their home safe from this strange threat.
Crossover - Supernatural & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,909 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Sherlock H., John W.
Inconceivable by JoIsBishMyoga reviews
In the face of a DNA analysis Kaito can't deny, he begins uncovering the rest of his family's secrets. Too bad he's not the only one looking.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,169 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Tony Stark's Island of Misfit Toys by dysprositos reviews
AU. Ivan Vanko attacked Tony at the opening of Stark Expo, setting all kinds of other changes in motion. Slowly, Tony gathers all the pieces of a group he was not aware he was collecting. What's he going to do when he's collected them all? Alternate path to The Avengers in which the team comes together in a different, though no less combustible, way. This fic has been abandoned.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,459 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B.
The Case of the Missing Detective by Krista Perry reviews
(On hiatus, NOT dead. Please see my profile for details. ) A former member of the Black Org wants the secret of eternal youth and immortality, and he thinks he can get it by kidnapping Conan. Conan begs to differ.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 88,011 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 3/5/2001 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Ran M., Ai Haibara/Shiho M., Kaito K.
Lifetime by robbiepoo2341 reviews
(Not shipping) Dean has never met anyone like the Doctor before. For that matter, the Doctor hasn't met anyone like Dean. They keep meeting out of order, too, and that only complicates what is already a rocky relationship. The Doctor isn't human, after all, and he has a tendency to show up when trouble is brewing.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 82 - Words: 143,488 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 1/1/2013 - 10th Doctor, Dean W. - Complete
Second Magnitude by wrathfuldreamhare reviews
You know the foundation for this was laid long before your star appeared in the north. All that remained was the definitive moment, when he slipped through the crevices of fate and landed at your back, a hand on your head and a self-assured grin on his lips. (Formerly titled Castles in the Sky and recently revised.)
Nurarihyon no Mago/ぬらりひょんの孫 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,837 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Rikuo N. (Youkai), Yura K.
I Ain't Afraid of No Ghosts by Kung-fu Blaziken reviews
After his family was shattered, Danny nearly crossed the line. Broken, he's forced to flee from everything he knows. But, there is a light at the end. He will find a new home, and a place in a brotherhood stronger than blood. Who you gonna call?
Crossover - Ghost Busters (Real/Extreme) & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,398 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Danny F.
Coming Down on a Sunny Day by Laura of Maychoria reviews
In 2009, Castiel watches the Apocalypse end disastrously and makes a decision. In 1984, John Winchester suddenly finds himself with another little boy on his hands, one with dark, messy hair and sad blue eyes who won't leave John and his sons alone. AU.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,267 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Jimmy N. - Complete
Alchemic Wizard by g33kg1rl reviews
What if Ed was thrown into Harry Potter's world? As well as trying to find a way home, Ed is given charge of being Harry's shadow to protect him. and what if a few friends accidently made it across the gateway as well? EdxWinry RxH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 244,261 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Harry P., Edward E.
He's Just a Kid With a Stick by FlamingGoldfish24 reviews
Little did Tony know that Jack Frost was so much more than that. When the two cross paths the Winter spirit might just prove to be more than Tony and the rest of the team can handle, but with darkness closing in they're running out of time...
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,926 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012
Dead Man's Blood by anthrop reviews
"Pfah! What good're cops in a town like this?" The old man waves dismissively. "Nah, Phantom'll take care of things, same as he always does." (The Winchesters come to Amity Park, chasing vampires. They weren't expecting ghosts. SuperPhantom fic.)
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 304 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Danny F., Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mystery of the Blue Box by JSmith25 reviews
An alien spaceship crashed in the lake close to the school, an eccentric Professor and a mysterious blue box? Harry's Fifth Year at Hogwarts is going to be an exciting one.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,615 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P., Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Winter of the Willows by ForeverFalling86 reviews
A disturbance is detected in the world of the living and when sent to investigate Hitsugaya is once again dragged into the wizarding world and finds himself enlisted to fight a war that is not his own. This time the Dementors are the least of his problems
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,182 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 2/26/2010
Little Bird, Part 1 by MaximumDiscomfort
A slightly cracky fic mostly about wings. I just wanted to talk about them, so I wrote this.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel, Michael
Wings by ThePenguinofDeath reviews
An angel's wings are sacred things, the only part of their grace which can ever be made visible to others. In effect, seeing an angel's wings is like seeing into someone's soul – and as such, the appearance of wings is a thing of the utmost importance in Heaven. One-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Gabriel, Castiel, Balthazar, Michael - Complete
Showtime! by Jasnah reviews
Ladies and Gentlemen ... It's Showtime! A collection of drabbles and snippets about Kuroba Kaito/Kaitou Kid, inspired by 1sentence on LiveJournal, gamma theme set. Contains a bizarre mixture of crack humor, romance, bromance, friendship, fluff and deathly serious angst. Enjoy!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 16,812 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Kaito K. - Complete
Taken by BloodFromTheThorn reviews
Tony had thought he was part of a team; maybe he was wrong. But he's going to need their help to get out of this one. No Slash, post movie. Tony!whump. Warning for swears. Borderline M rating.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,972 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Lullabies by Mia Vaan reviews
A tragedy leaves Jamie and Sophie Bennett without a home or a family, and to save them from being separated in the foster care system, the Guardians take the children under their wing.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,389 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Jamie, Sophie - Complete
From Savior to Avenger by ImpromptuApathy reviews
Harry Potter came out of the War victorious against Voldemort, only to be thrust into another war, one far beyond the realms of man. As he faces uncertainty without his old allies by his side, Harry learns to fight alongside new ones and show that the boy-who-lived is more than a savior, and the Chosen One is more than a legend, but that Harry Potter is an Avenger.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,384 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 3,732 - Follows: 5,161 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
The Serpent and the Flamel by llothcat reviews
Continuation of the story "Gateway to Magic".. told in fits and burts- various POV's. There may even be a overall plot. Chapter 6- the reunion with Harry..
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,307 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010
Gateway to magic by llothcat reviews
Harry Potter/FMA. Edward Elric knew one thing for sure, and that was that he was bored in a dull world. And finds a chance to go a price.. Complete.- awesome fan comic of this story can be viewed@ abigeruazerashi dot deviantart dot com
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 249,657 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Walk the Wire by Jasnah reviews
Once again, Snake tries to get ahold of Kaitou Kid. And this time, it's going to get close for Kid, dangerously close. This time, his "no one gets hurt" rule backfires.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.
Hogyoku ex Machina by Mac Ceallach reviews
In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,592 - Reviews: 1895 - Favs: 6,678 - Follows: 2,943 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Monkey in the Middle by CatchingWind reviews
"My name is Danny Fenton, and I am still 14 almost 100 years after I turned 14..." Transcription of the audio recording found in Reno, Nevada on February 24th, 2298 by Jack L. Stockholm... IMPORTANT NOTICE INSIDE 6/23/13
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
The meeting by niewypowiedziane reviews
Cassie, a SHIELD medical nurse, was hoping to meet the New York heroes for a long time. But when it turns out that the meeting features half-naked Tony Stark and her trying not to let him suffocate after getting hit in the chest he took during a fight, she decides it's not the meeting she had in mind. An outsider POV take on Tony Stark.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,983 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Winchesters and Wings by Ho-sama reviews
The Winchesters find much to fascinate them about their friend's wings. This collection of stories about two boys and an angel explores the adoration and slight fetish that is developed for Castiel's wings. Team Free Will fluff and wing fic. [WIP]
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Of Devil Men and Crystal Ladies by wrathfuldreamhare reviews
A girl and a boy, a man and a woman, a yōkai and an onmyōji , and their adventures in an infinitely gray world. A series of unrelated one-shots and drabbles.
Nurarihyon no Mago/ぬらりひょんの孫 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,617 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Rikuo N. (Youkai), Yura K.
Bleach and the Half Blood Prince by Eradona reviews
Sequel to Harry Potter and the Order of the Bleached Phoenix; picks up where that story left off. Ichigo and Harry main characters; go with them as they return to Hogwarts and ready themselves to battle two enemies! Part two is now COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 273,769 - Reviews: 1913 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Harry P., Ichigo K. - Complete
Don't Touch Lola by Evenmoor reviews
Dean Winchester makes a new friend: a classic Corvette named Lola. Little does he know...
Crossover - Supernatural & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 76 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Dean W., P. Coulson - Complete
The ruin fed upon you by niewypowiedziane reviews
Tony leaves the old self behind and becomes a new person – twice. The first time, after Afghanistan, it worked. The second time, after Extremis, not so much. (post Iron Man 3, contains spoilers)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
You may not see me, but I'm still here-COMPLETE- by FallenQueen2 reviews
TONS OF IRON MAN 3 SPOLIERS: How I think the Avengers found out that Tony was 'dead' and how they found out that he really was alive. -Disregards the awesome after credits scene-.-COMPLETE-
Crossover - Ironman & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 137 - Published: 5/9/2013 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Hulk/Bruce B., Hawkeye/Clint B., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
A New Normal by Amelie Nockturne reviews
Percy spends the summer with his distant relatives, the Fentons. Percy doesn't believe in ghosts, but the creepy town of Amity Park might change his mind. Danny knows something is different about Percy, but will he put his own secret at risk to find out?
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,247 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Danny F., Percy J.
Coming Together Again by FireflySummer reviews
Spoilers for Iron Man 3. Tony Stark's supposed death at the hand of the Mandarin did not go unnoticed by the other Avengers. Unbeknownst to all, he's set the gears turning again, beginning to draw the band of misfit superheroes together once more. The reactions of the five other Avengers, plus a bonus.
Crossover - Ironman & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 91 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Thor - Complete
Uncomprehending by Rose Mello reviews
SPOILERS FOR IRONMAN 3. Everyone thought that Tony Stark was dead. It was on the tabloids, heard on radio and reported on live television. But where were the Avengers? Where were they when Tony's Malibu mansion collapsed and he went missing? Each Avenger's reaction to hearing the news. One chapter for every character and a final aftermath of confrontation. Family/Friendship/Angst.
Crossover - Ironman & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,820 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - A. E. Stark/Tony
Dauntless: Sidestories by Allora Gale reviews
One-shot sidestories or scenes that were cut out of Dauntless for one reason or another. Includes OC pov's.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,793 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 3/31/2011
Vlad's Son by kuroneko52 reviews
Danny is three years old, and the only survivor when Fenton Works gets blown sky high. Some details have been tweaked, but it generally stays within the DP universe. A Vlad-and-Danny father-son fic. Rating cuz of themes of death, etc.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 124,436 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Danny F., Ember, Vlad M., Wulf - Complete
Insomnia by justjoy reviews
He sleeps late, because he has no other choice.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Kaito K. - Complete
Little Onmyoji Girl by wrathfuldreamhare reviews
The unspoken tale of a chance encounter, wherein the past collides with the future.
Nurarihyon no Mago/ぬらりひょんの孫 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Yura K., Rihan N. - Complete
Rogue by Lulu Apollo reviews
Werewolf story. Sam, John and Bobby all believe that Dean was killed at the age of 16 by a werewolf, but they're on a hunt when a golden wolf might prove them wrong. Re-writing, fixing mistakes.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,683 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Dean W. - Complete
Blond Blue Eyed Europeans: Tohma meets Hakuba by Shara Raizel reviews
Tohma Norstein is enjoying a cup of tea at a cafe in Ekoda when he meets an interesting trio. NOTE: Don't need to have read/seen Magic Kaito to read this.
Crossover - Digimon & Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Touma N./Thomas, Saguru H. - Complete
A Strange Believer by fringeperson reviews
Harry had always believed that there was someone who took care of him when he was out in the snow. It just wasn't until he was grown that he had a name to put to that belief. Complete, Don't Own, Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 3,703 - Follows: 1,005 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Jack Frost - Complete
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2978 - Favs: 16,977 - Follows: 8,554 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Karakura's Avenger by Fullmetal Wetback reviews
Karakura was destroyed, leaving behind a depressed Ichigo Kurosaki. But Urahara's got just the thing: dimensional shift! Thrust into a brand-new reality, the orange-haired protector must survive against a man in a high-tech suit of armor, a hulking green rage monster, a Norse god, two master assassins, a super soldier, and a paranoid guy with one eye. And those are his allies!
Crossover - Bleach & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Ichigo K., Iron Man/Tony S.
Spider's Print by CaketinTheHobo reviews
Spiderman's actions in New York didn't go unnoticed. Nick Fury wants to know who New York's new hero is.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,258 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 3,068 - Follows: 1,738 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Complete
Difference of Opinion by cywsaphyre reviews
Oneshot in the Finding Home!verse. Things get explosive when Harry breaks the bad news. All Harry can think is: why me?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Chromology by distantattraction reviews
Humans can't see angels' wings, but angels can see their own and each other's. This has always been a point of concern for Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Castiel - Complete
Mirrored by Lynse reviews
As a general rule, diving into unknown swirly vortexes in the Ghost Zone is a bad idea, but this was a time when Danny had no other real choice. Meanwhile, Jake thought he was through dealing with ghosts, but Rotwood, well, he's just getting started.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 116,026 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Danny F., Jazz F., Jake, Rotwood - Complete
An Angel Gets Its Wings by Kakawot reviews
For some unknown reason Castiel keeps on sprouting new angel wings at the most inconvenient of times. Wing!Fic, season 5 AU, crack.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,069 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Definition of Insanity by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Insanity: *in-sahn-i-tee* Performing the same act multiple times while expecting differing results. And Ichigo couldn't say he was all there to begin with. No pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,192 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Ichigo K.
Where Two Universe Collide by Cebad2710 reviews
Hitsugaya Toushiro is sent on a mission alone to Hogwarts to investigate strange human activities. There he met the Golden Trio in their second year. Could Toushiro protect the students of Hogwarts from the danger lurking in the shadows or will he fail?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,961 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Harry P., T. Hitsugaya
The Ghostly Auror by prophetofgreed reviews
With the magical world now in full scale war between dark magic and order, Danny must do his part in the war by becoming an Auror. Takes place during Harry Potter: The Half Blood Prince. The sequel to "The New Member of the Order"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,805 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Danny F.
Improbable Meetings of the Wibbly Wobbly Kind by Wednesday1990 reviews
The Doctor finds himself landing back on Earth, much to his confusion. Unfortunately for him, SHIELD is waiting for his arrival.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,703 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012 - 10th Doctor, Agent Phil Coulson
The World in Black and White by Kyrial Halcoryn reviews
aka Why Hollow/Quincy/Shinigami Flatshares Are a Bad Idea. Mostly filler-free! Now with 100% fewer moths! Beta'd by Love Psycho. #45: A Brief Interlude, a.k.a. I ATEN'T DEAD.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 134,573 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K.
Record of Stay in Toono by ayakashistories reviews
The untold stories of Rikuo's time in Toono. Taken directly from the second story of Nurarihyon no Mago's second light novel: The Nura Clan's Dealings in Edo . All I did was translating this story into English, so I simply DO NOT own any characters and storyline that appear later. And of course, I do not own Nurarihyon no Mago. All credits goes to Hiroshi Shiibashi.
Nurarihyon no Mago/ぬらりひょんの孫 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,772 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Rikuo N. (Youkai) - Complete
Gone by ThePurpleSuperCow reviews
Danny goes into the Ghost Zone in search of his family and friends after the explosion at the Nasty Burger, Kinda AU, based off TUE. rated for language.
Crossover - Cartoon X-overs & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,591 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Danny F.
The Big Blue Box by BewareTheIdesOfMarch reviews
Senri comes back to his campsite to find a big blue box just sitting there. What's a guy to do when three weird strangers pop out and start asking where they are? Feed them of course. Now the Doctor with the Ponds in tow are running around in a world of Anima. Will Cooro and company keep their secrets? Can the Doctor keep his screwdriver to himself? Read and find out!
Crossover - Doctor Who & +Anima - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,987 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - 11th Doctor, Senri
Abandonment by Ash-Varnei reviews
When Tony first woke up in Afghanistan after the bomb, it was to the terrorists making a ransom video: or so he thought. He wonders why nothing ever came of that video.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Spirited Away by CoronaIgnis reviews
Verb, past tense. Meaning: "To be abducted by supernatural entities." In this case, those entities would be wizards, and their abductee is none other than the very annoyed Danny Fenton.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,522 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 3,434 - Follows: 1,494 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Danny F. - Complete
Strawberries & Shawarma by kkann reviews
He who laughs last thinks slowest and drunk men make for rather interesting storytellers. Besides, what better way to get to know your new teammates than to live with them for an undisclosed period of time? Surely your girlfriend won't mind. Too much. Post-Avengers. Pepperony. Features the entire cast, humor and feels.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,028 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.
Another Run of Events by 0-mirage-0 reviews
An undercover mission has Roy's team playing house. With Ed in school and Roy acting father, as things become tricky, Ed struggles under pressure and bullying, while Roy comes to realize that his parental role might be real. [ParentalRoyEd].
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 135,881 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Plunge by Cordria reviews
Sequel to 'Masks'. Now that Lancer has learned the truth and has let Danny out of his office, Danny needs to face the next hurdle: his parents.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,436 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
The Madness of Kurosaki's Sanity by 9foxgrl reviews
One shots of the madness between Ichigo, Zangetsu, and Hollow Ichigo. It's a miracle Ichigo isn't in the loony bin.Taking suggestions from readers. I do not own Bleach.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 107 - Words: 28,149 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Hearts on Display by Meg720 reviews
The water was bad enough, but Tony knew in his heart, though he never admitted it to anyone, that he was broken the moment they took Marisol away from him. An Avengers with daemons AU.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Escaping Phantom by maraqua90210 reviews
Yes, I know, there are probably a million of these, but I think I really might have something here. This story is about Danny's daughter, Dannika, who genetically inherited Danny's ghost powers. Meaning, she's had them since she was born.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,728 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 2/28/2010
Harry Potter and the God of Death by Nesarna reviews
Getting recruited for another war wasn't quite what he had in mind when his father announced a family trip to England. But now that he's here, Kurosaki Ichigo finds himself pulled into a web of deception, government lies, and centuries-old conspiracies...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 169,004 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 2,283 - Follows: 2,426 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Harry P., Ichigo K.
Banished Beyond Return by CaketinTheHobo reviews
An alternate version of what happened to Castiel in 5x18. The Doctor and the Ponds get an unexpected visitor in the TARDIS.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/16/2012 - 11th Doctor, Castiel - Complete
Back to Basics by Ri696q reviews
After his use of Mugetsu Ichigo has lost his shinigami powers and returns to his normal life. However, when Urahara offers him an oppotunity to gain new and different powers he simply cannot refuse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,249 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Ichigo K.
Bleach vs fanfiction 1: Ifyougodowntothe11thtoday by deadpoolhulk reviews
Kurosaki VS the multi-verse: book 1. So what happens when the forth wall breaks, a rebellion begins, Cthulu comes to town, and everyone starts being more sarcastic and insane? well you get this! the first part in a series of escalating madness and humor
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,347 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Yachiru K., Ichigo K.
Seeing Your Soul by Riley Lee reviews
Tony was always a little different. He was born into fame, fortune, and Rain. Or, more exact, Rain was born into fame and fortune as his dæmon. What's more, Tony is the only one who can see dæmons. Elements of HDM, but not crossover
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,753 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Next Great Adventure by TsukiakariNoMichi reviews
When a British Shinigami named James Potter informs the Gotei-13 that Aizen is still alive, they must send their finest to eliminate the mastermind. Somewhere along the way, their path crosses with wizards, and they find the true extent of Aizen's evil.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,648 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Ichigo K.
Death the Kid and the Asymmetrical Stone by Silver Tru-Neko reviews
AU. Death the Kid think he is an ordinary Grim Reaper - until he is taken by force to Hogwarts. Maka, Soul, Black Star, Tsubaki and Crona decide to rescue him. Mayhem ensues as they undergo their first year together and evade Snape the stalker.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,552 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Death The Kid
Digimon Adventure: Beyond the Frontier by NenePasciele reviews
After Malomyotismons defeat, both worlds are at peace but thats shortlived when a more powerful force threatens to rip apart both the digi/real world Now the digidestined must join together if they want to stand a chance against the evil 02/04 crossover
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,250 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Takuya K., Daisuke M./Davis
Darkest Side of Me by RertyanTheDark reviews
Post 423; Ichigo starts to regain his powers after two long years, but what else emerges when he and Rukia are reunited? And will their bond be torn apart by his darkest side? T for swearing, Ichiruki primary.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,051 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Welcome to the Institute, Hank by Artemis's Liege reviews
It's the first day on the job for Hank McCoy as "school doctor" of the Xavier Institute. And that's not exactly the most relaxing occupation out there . . .
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,441 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Beast/Hank McCoy - Complete
Just Passing Through by Flower in the River reviews
Roy, Ed and Riza get trapped in a transmutation circle that forces them in front of the Gate...and through it. Post-manga, Prisoner of Azkaban.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,814 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Harry P., Roy M.
HaHa Moments by crestoflight3 reviews
The Digidestined and their Digimon...they've done a lot. Of course. But does the end of the adventures mean we have to stop smiling? A collection of random one-shots following the original eight, both before, during, and after their first experience.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 98,358 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Chosen Children/Digidestined - Complete
Afflicted by Insanity-Plus reviews
Ichigo is cursed, swayed by his emotions and the moon. He believes he'll never have a normal life, but can rich, spoiled, party-girl Rukia Kuchiki prove him wrong? Mainly IchiRuki, some IchiSenn. Rated for Language, Sex, and Gore. Werewolf Fic.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,651 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - [Ichigo K., Rukia K.]
Legal Alien by Whispering Darkness reviews
Normal people didn't have to worry about this sort of thing when they go on vacation. They worry about things like losing their luggage, catching a cab or something similar. Not alien invasions. Harry, however, had never been normal. Then again, neither were these guys. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 5,213 - Follows: 1,742 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Selfish by Chaeann Bourne reviews
Was it selfish? A little one-shot of Hichigo's first words to Ichigo after Ichigo regains his shinigami powers.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
James' Time by Aunna reviews
First of my Survival Series. James is never killed by Voldemort but Lily is. How can James raise Harry with a crazy mutt and a smart werewolf who is also very dangerous at the full moon?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,778 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011 - James P., Harry P.
Sugar Coated Lies by Wah-Keetcha reviews
Going undercover in a town is hard; being undercover in a school is even harder. How does a teen that grew up to fast deal with a family environment and school without blowing his cover?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,530 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Edward E.
An Old Fashioned Notion by TheLadySnark reviews
Not all heroes have superpowers. One-shot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Of or Pertaining to the Heart by JDPhoenix reviews
He tells Pepper about the reactor sooner than he'd planned. movie-verse
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/30/2012 - [A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper] - Complete
Patient Revelations by MidnightResWri reviews
During the fated reunion, Vlad Masters withheld the fact he's a hybrid from Danny. Blissfully unaware, Danny takes a liking to the billionaire. They get along great as humans but, the same can't be said for their ghost forms. Vlad is, if anything, a patient man when it comes to getting what he wants. By then, Danny will be sure to understand why Vlad kept the truth from him. AU
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,665 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Some Things Aren't Funny by Izzyaro reviews
Clint plays a prank on Tony, but his reaction isn't quite what he expected. Rated for flashbacks and mentions of torture.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 2,919 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Water by Nikoru-chan reviews
Tony left Afghanistan behind years ago. But did it leave him? N.B. non-graphic references to Tony's experiences at the hands of the Ten Rings
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 102 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
High School Reunion by YourFavoriteCONTRACTOR reviews
I've never really liked reunions,just take a look at my past and you'll see why.What about my own highschool reunion?No one's lived in Amity since it went up in flames...none but me,and then there's my lack of aging to worry about.I wonder how old Sam is.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,092 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Before my Grave by Walking Backwards reviews
HP/FMA Crossover. Voldemort has discovered a secret he is willing to use at his disposal, but nothing goes right: for anyone. Voldemort's willing to make adjustments. Ed just wants to go home. AU 6th year. Revamped/Continued.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,884 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Draco M., Edward E.
Frontier 02: Rebirthing by madjack89 reviews
Sequel to Frontier 02: Home Frontier. The gang is headed for the Digital World, but what evils await them there? I'll give you a hint: Lucemon! As for romance, this has KouichixZoe, TakuyaxOC, JPxOC, KoujixOC...a lot of OCs, kay? Hope you enjoy!
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 266,848 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 1/28/2009
Digimon Academy by RedWolfSeptim reviews
Welcome students to Digimon Academy, on Digimon Island. Submit characters and they will be the characters in this story. Have a grand adventure and become the best Tamer, Digimon Scientist/explorer, or if your lucky, digidestined, ever. Rated T for saftey
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 92,382 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Complete
The First Guardian by Flameal Ashcrow reviews
What if Kurosaki Ichigo was a lot more curious as a child? What if this led to him having an inquisitive mind? Just how much would this change the course of history? Let's find out, shall we? - Slightly AU. Rated M for sexual content and my dirty mouth.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,555 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 2,754 - Follows: 2,569 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Connections by Lynse reviews
Maddie knows that the Booo-merang has keyed into Danny, for whatever reason, so what's she to think when she sees it collide with Phantom? (Sequel posted)
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,745 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
When the Doctor Dreams by biomechanical reviews
Traveling alone, the Doctor sets the TARDIS to random and lands on Earth where he finds the human race enslaved by the Machines. Can he rescue mankind, or will he become a permanent addition to the Matrix? No slash. DW post-S4, Matrix Reloaded. AU.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Matrix - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,376 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - 10th Doctor, Neo - Complete
Shadows that Rain by solorachi reviews
Two years after the destruction of Lucemon, the Royal Knights are taking their revenge. Examon has fled seeking help, his life now in control by Takuya. Along with the rest of the warriors they'll meet new ones and a shared rate of hardships.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,655 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Takuya K., Examon
D Phantom of Jump City by RaeSoul reviews
Danny flee's Amity Park when the accident that was never suppose to happen happens all over again. Amity Park blames Phantom for the accident that kills his family, friends and teacher. Danny travels for a year till he comes to Jump City and meets the TT.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 69,050 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Crossing Worlds: The Sealed Digivice by Sightbent reviews
On a mission that has led Takuya out of his own dimension, he has ended up lost in another. Not only does the fate of multiple worlds rest on him succeeding, he'll also meet someone who will become forever intertwined with his destiny. 02 x 04 crossover
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 438,069 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 11/6/2009 - [Takuya K., Hikari Y./Kari K.] Chosen Children/Digidestined, Legendary Warriors - Complete
Lelouch of the Revolution by Lilyflower1987 reviews
What if by a chance of fate an unwitting Prince Clovis had stumbled upon Lelouch and Nunnally before the Shinjuku incident ever happened? They say the future is not set in stone but destiny will not be cheated. Chapters 1-10 re-reeditied, more to come soon.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 236,891 - Reviews: 2128 - Favs: 2,463 - Follows: 2,153 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Lelouch L.
A Bleached Hogwarts by Mercy-iGOT7 reviews
Ichigo and a few select Soul Reapers move into Harry's neighborhood. Their mission for the summer and eventually the school year: Protect Harry and the school from Voldemort, Black, and Dementors ON TEMP HIATUS. STORY CONTINUES ONCE COMPLETELY WRITTEN
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 198,514 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Harry P., T. Hitsugaya, Neville L., Ichigo K.
Round and Round Again by Carobchip reviews
One day Danny cheated on a test. And the rest was history. -Oneshot-
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Danny F., Clockwork - Complete
Little Earthquakes by A Perplexing Puzzle reviews
They say that a man is defined by what he does when he thinks nobody's looking. Does the same hold true for ghosts? COMPLETE
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,231 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Time Can Be ReWritten by Deanwimpchester reviews
Charles and Raven were visited by the Doctor as children. He comes back days before Cuba. This is literally a charles/erik fix-it fic
Crossover - Doctor Who & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - 11th Doctor, Charles Xavier
Gulo Gulo by JBean210 reviews
Logan finds himself in a world of magic and Dark wizards, but his primary interest is just to go home. Now, who does he have to kill to get back there?
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,902 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 10/30/2009 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Harry P.
When Pandora's Box Is Opened by mangaluva reviews
After two long years as Conan, the time has finally come for the ancient battle to come to an end, and fate will determine whether the Silver Bullet will survive the shot, unless Shinichi can put his faith in the enemy that was destined to be his ally...
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Magic Kaito/まじっく快斗 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 299,231 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K. - Complete
Careful What You Wish For by Soului reviews
The long awaited sequel to 'What I Always Wanted'. Danny has always wanted to be in space, and he finally is...but the cost is high. He has watched everything he loved fade and die over the centuries. Can he make a new place for himself in Starfleet?
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,242 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 6/6/2010
Defective by ForThem reviews
AU. When Rex was found, he was in shambles. No memory, no control, no family. Can Six and Holiday push past their issues to help him, or will the nightmares and hallucinations get to Rex first?
Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,981 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Rex S., Agent Six
Part of Your World by Crimzy reviews
Something is wrong in Ichigo's inner world where Zangetsu resides. He must delve within to find out why his powers aren't as strong as they should be.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Guardians Club by anime16 reviews
A mysterious club made of seven people with different talents and personalities. They joined forces in order to help the students of Karakura High with their problems and burdens. Is love even possible in the school full of mysteries and deceits?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,821 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori
Penance by Laora reviews
The Gate was opening; the black arms stretched toward him and Pride. Ed knew he had no say in the matter. He would be pulled to this parallel dimension, alternate universe—whatever it was—and Amestris would be left to die. Truth merely grinned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,965 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 2,887 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Complete
To Be A Kuchiki by gelatinefeels reviews
Some guidelines on being a Kuchiki. I don't own Bleach...Kubo-sensei does
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Common Cause by Jedi Buttercup reviews
The dark-haired young man standing in the flaming circle would definitely qualify for White Council ranks someday, if he hadn't graduated from brown robes already.
Crossover - Dresden Files & Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/20/2011 - H. Dresden, Balthazar B. - Complete
two of a kind by incandescens reviews
Urahara finds his Inner Kitten, and Howl and Yoruichi help him lose it again.
Crossover - Bleach & Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Yoruichi S., Howl - Complete
A Half Ghost Mutant? by Miriam1 reviews
During "Million-Dollar Ghost," Jack shot Tucker with ectoplasm, prompting him to ask, "I'm not going to grow a third arm, am I?" As responsible scientists, the Fentons tried to find the answer. Some unexpected people took interest in the answer as well.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,529 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Charles Xavier, Danny F. - Complete
On the Frozen Plain by Writing bunny reviews
Hitsugaya's journey from Rukongai to the Tenth Division captain. NO PAIRINGS
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 247,144 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
The Blizzard by nitokiri reviews
Danny has been caught skipping detention, and Lancer drives him home. What a better time to be caught in a car crash than in the empty highway during a blizzard. Will secrets be revealed? Will I try to make this summary better? xD
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Lancer, Danny F.
Karakura Thugs by The Quiller reviews
/It was widely acknowledged among the thugs of Karakura that everyone in Kurosaki Ichigo's circle of friends could and would kick your ass./ Arrancar-arc, gen-fic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 2,845 - Follows: 598 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Wrong Number by Lynse reviews
The Doctor receives a phone call, and it doesn't take him long to realize that it's the wrong number. But now, of course, the Doctor's curiosity is aroused, and he just has to investigate. Initially a one-shot, now continued.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Magic School Bus - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,434 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Each One by now you see me reviews
Each character, whether they be Chosen, Tamers,or Warriors, all have something that defines them. A crest, an element, or something else. A look into each of their minds.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 7,223 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Complete
Feeling Blue by Brightgemini reviews
AU Post The Last Stand, Professor X is alive, Raven Darkholm AKA Mysique comes home for the first time since being "cured". Posible spoilers for First Class. Rated for possible future language.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Charles Xavier, Mystique/Raven D.
Providence Rules by Augusta reviews
Challenge fic. Rex makes the rule board at work.
Generator Rex - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011
Total Drama Halfa by fighterofflames reviews
This story died and will remain dead. This story started out well, but now I'm a better writer, and this story stinks. It's just dead to me. Sorry guys.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 51,373 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Chris M.
Just One by Chapin CSI reviews
Short Stories, UNRELATED except where indicated. NEW: "Kiss the Bride" part 2. Tony never thought Pepper would marry a man she didn't love. He was wrong. Can he stop the wedding on time?
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,238 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
The Magic Files by ricenation reviews
Seretei takes a sudden interest in the world of magic and files an investigation. Ichigo is once again pulled into the pandemonium of things along with Rukia and Toshiro as they're sent to Hogwarts. What danger hides behind the curtains of Hogwarts?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,637 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Ichigo K.
Avengers by Chapin CSI reviews
Stories set in the Avengers/Shield universe. Humor: "A Hero's Revenge" "Nick's Fury" Drama: 3. "Flawed Heroes": Tony helps a fellow Avenger cope with failure. 4. "Proof": Set during IM2; Nick Fury helps Stark and in turn reveals something about himself.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,517 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony
Thursday by theyhadadate reviews
It always had to happen on a Thursday.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,838 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2011 - 11th Doctor, Peggy C. - Complete
Go The Distance by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
Go on; reach out and touch the sun. No matter how far you go, it doesn't mean that you'll never remember where you came from. / DON'T FORGET/3.10.11/3.10.2011 /
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Complete
The Facility by Inuyuke reviews
Alternate Universe; Danny was injected with a powerful ectoplasmic serum as a child, and kept under strict surveillance as he grew up. At the age of eighteen, things go wrong as Danny's powers begin to manifest. Hints at DxS, rated for language.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,601 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Complete
To Settle a Debt by Takhissis reviews
"A favor. Simple enough, yes? Generous, even," Truth said, "I will take nothing more from you, save... time. There are other worlds that need saving." FMAxHP. Brotherhood/Manga. OoTP. Rated for language and violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,026 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 1,306 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Edward E.
No regrets by redchinese reviews
On trusting the trusty boot knife and enjoying life. Drabble-ish
Crossover - Trigun & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Vash, Edward E. - Complete
X Men: Unpredictable Evils by Sapphire-Raindrop reviews
X-Men: First Class:: Erik sent the nuclear missiles toward the naval ships, and Charles knew that the mutant had to be stopped. Charles has one last weapon in his arsenal, his final attempt to save his best friend from giving in to the darkness.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,709 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Charles Xavier
Curious Number Four by Mercia Dragonslayer reviews
The TARDIS throws the Doctor to Privet Drive, where the Doctor discovers something curious about that Number Four.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,681 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - 10th Doctor
Fate by Bookworm Gal reviews
Sequel to "Destiny." How far would you go to save a friend? Would you travel to another world? Another reality? Would your journey help save two worlds? True friendship never dies and good-bye doesn't have to be forever. Find your past. 01/02/03 crossover
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 64 - Words: 240,538 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Ai & Makoto/Mako, Impmon, Chosen Children/Digidestined, Tamers - Complete
The Ultimate Sacrifice by MissMadi reviews
AU. At the end of the battle in 02, the Digidestined are faced with a life-changing choice. Four years later, they have tried to forget the horrors of their past decision, all except for one.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,431 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Daisuke M./Davis
Nobody Loves A Moron by clair beaubien reviews
Dean interrupts a hold up and is taken hostage. The bad guy doesn't believe him when he says his little brother is going to save him. Now up Ch2: the detective investigating the robbery meets up with Dean & Sam. Outsider POV.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,333 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Taming the Third Lion Book 1: Exodus by Michael Rakimi reviews
An AU fic of Digimon Tamers set in northern England. Rated T for occasional bad language.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 220,561 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Ruki M./Rika N., Takato M. - Complete
Only One by Romanec reviews
First Class. Childhood is never easy, not when the child is different. But somehow, despite all the pain, it works out in the end. Features all the children and Charles and Erik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,689 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Charles Xavier, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Oyaji by skygem reviews
Rikuo comes home one day to find out that his father isn't really dead like he once thought. How is this possible? Read on to find out! A bit of family fluff included. Two-shot. Please r&r.
Nurarihyon no Mago/ぬらりひょんの孫 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Rikuo N. (Human), Rihan N. - Complete
Iced Chaos by lalunaticscribe reviews
There's a freakishly powerful kid running loose, there are more powerful freaks on the way, and I'm supposed to find them before the Winter Lady finds me and kills me. Makes me wonder why I'm still in the Biz, really. COMPLETE
Crossover - Bleach & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,467 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Doctor by Serp reviews
Harry's trying to complete his Chocolate Frog Card collection, but he finds something much more amazing. Short one-shot. R&R Please!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Complete
The Greatest INATOR Yet! by Agent Venom reviews
"At last! My Time-And-Relative-Dimensions-In-Space-INATOR is finished!" Probably the only Doctor Who/P&F crossover ever; it's just a oneshot- and totally innocent. Read and review!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/28/2011 - 10th Doctor, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Thursdays by Tori Stone reviews
Horrible bosses suck. Creepy co-workers suck. But, most of all, Thursdays suck.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Bloodsucker by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
A few misconceptions causes the student population of Casper High to take a guess at the mystery that is Danny Fenton.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 641 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Remedium by Anonymous2004 reviews
Taking the cure was almost the hardest thing Rogue ever did, but the hardest came soon after when she left the X-men to build a "normal" life. But when her mutation finally returns, along with dangerous scientists, she must rely on the X-men once more.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,389 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Rogue/Marie D., Logan/Wolverine
Digimon Demon Wars: The Return by arandomguy227 reviews
Three years ago tragedy struck the Digidestined while they were defending their city from an evil Digimon. Now a new threat, one powerful enough to threaten the Digimon Sovereigns, is emerging. Can a long lost friend help them save the world again?
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 125,801 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Chosen Children/Digidestined - Complete
Breaking Dawn by Quill N. Inque reviews
By popular demand, the sequel to "Shatterglass!" After defeating Vlad and clearing his own name, Danny struggles to adjust to life in a world that knows his secret... COMPLETE!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,848 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
The Block by Romanec reviews
XFC. AU...ish. "Professor," he panted. "You have to help me, please!" "Sean? What is it? What's wrong?" "READ MY MIND!" Crack fic. Strongly implied Erik/Charles.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sean C./Banshee - Complete
Realization by rheumywitch reviews
Maddie catches Phantom in a net, and notices a few things she never saw before. From afar, Phantom seems like just another ghostly menace. But up close, he reminds her of ... ? Now two shot !
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Maddie F., Danny F. - Complete
Werewolf Rehabilitation Camp by Insanity-Plus reviews
Lycanthropy isn't a curse, but a disease. A disease Ichigo Kurosaki must live with inside the walls of his own hell. Everyday is torture, and every night is pain. Can Rukia Kuchiki save him, and set him free? IchiRuki! R&R! REVAMPED!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,113 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - [Ichigo K., Rukia K.] - Complete
Understanding a Hero Response to Challenge! by OwlheadAthena reviews
Response to a challenge issued by TheBlueVampireQueen. Summary: During the aftermath of a ghost invasion, Lancer realizes how truly amazing ghosts are. And mainly, Danny Phantom.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
Danny Phantom and Astro Boy Crossover by Jaylina reviews
Danny is trapped in a dimension 2 years in the past but technologically a few hundred years in the future. Atomu's home is threatened by monsters from another world. The ugly pasts of a ministry engineer and Amity Park's new mayor slowly come to light, and something in the Ghost Zone is out for their blood. Rated T for teenagers cursing and lots of beating up ghosts and robots.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Astro Boy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,506 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010
Digimon project: Digimon Destiny! by Vulpes Cantus reviews
Its F-finally here!, also known as D2 This story includes Ocs, seriously .For summary,info and Oc form read "Digimon custom project fanfic" which updates with this story. Current arc. "Digital Destined"
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,007 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011
Welcome to Amitywood! by ProneToInsanity reviews
When a surprise attack of the Hollywood type is launched against Amity Park, no-one is sure what to think. However, one person knows that this isn't going to be good at all: Danny. Discontinued, and has been adopted by user LunaLovegood and DannyPhantom
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Moronic Federation Technology by UVlite reviews
Various one shots depicting problems with federation technology Chapter 1: The Origin of "Tea Earl Grey, Hot." Cadet Picard vs the replicator
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2011
Erik & Charles' Excellent Adventure by Citizenjess reviews
Erik and Charles have several zany adventures during their infamous mutant recruitment road trip. Spoilers for "X-Men: First Class," and warnings for recreational drug and alcohol use. Written with patientalien.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,979 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Charles Xavier, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Neither Here, Nor There by KayleeThePete reviews
An estranged sister visits her brother's grave. One-Shot. Some spoilers for Last Stand and First Class.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Mystique/Raven D., Storm/Ororo M. - Complete
Texts From The Institute by violet-phoenix-rose reviews
First Class era, semi-AU. What happens when you put a group of teenage mutants under the supervision of two people who barely know what they're doing? Complete chaos, of course. Misadventures, mayhem, and some seriously bad ideas. Rating is precautionary.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011
The Fright Before Christmas by CuddlyHawk reviews
As a Christmas special a few years ago, Butch Hartman and his crew made a Danny Phantom episode that was one big Christmas poem. The best part? Everyone talked in rhyme! So what I've done is simply typed out the poem in the episode, and posted it for you!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Danny F., Ghost Writer - Complete
To go daringly by ElapsedSpiralling reviews
Utter, utter crack. Hint of slash. Amy watches a certain science fiction movie. The Doctor possibly insinuates that said science fiction movie may be not so fictional.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2011 - 11th Doctor, J. Kirk - Complete
Shut Up, Sean, It's A Surprise by Kari Kurofai reviews
In which Sean almost spills some secrets, Raven bosses people around, Alex causes havoc pun intended , and Charles and Erik are apparently in for a surprise. X-Men First Class fic. Erik/Charles. Prompted via Tumblr.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Charles Xavier, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
The New Recruits by It's Rayning reviews
Charles has recruited three new children into the School of Gifted Youngsters, Ororo, Scott, and Jean. Their mother, I mean father figure is the best! Based of X-Men: First Class. Hints of Charles/Erik. Edited author's note.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Charles Xavier - Complete
Missing, presumed unique by Dread Pirate reviews
Collector Kivas Fajo proves to have bitten off more than he can chew when he collects Soong's android. AU.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2011
A Halfa is Born by KP100 reviews
What if Danny told his parents he was half ghost when he got his powers? A RESPONSE TO angel-feather-keeper'S CHALLENGE! I DON'T OWN DANNY PHANTOM!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Danny F.
Perfection by Phoenix Falconer reviews
SPOILERS for X-men: First Class. A continuation of a certain scene between Erik Lensherr and Raven Darkholme. "You really are," he said softly, holding her tawny gaze, and trying to reacquire it when she broke eye contact, "an exquisite creature, Raven."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,989 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Mystique/Raven D.
Could Be Right by enigma939 reviews
Charles Xavier's greatest nightmare...the possibility that Eric could be right... Set sometime after First Class, but can apply to pretty much any X-men continuity
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Charles Xavier - Complete
Gunmetal Grey by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Erik Lehnsherr always despised guns, because guns took something away from the only two people he has ever loved. The first was the life of his mother. And the second was the legs of Charles Xavier. .:. First Class-based drabble. Hinted slash. Spoilers.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier - Complete
Influence by prepare4trouble reviews
First Class fic. Five times that Charles Xavier misused his power, and one time that he didn't.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Charles Xavier - Complete
Bad Romance by Laora reviews
Ed is traumatized by high school field trips to Eastern Command.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 158 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
Threats, threats by Flicker's Owner reviews
Six knew this day will happen eventually. César will take Rex away from Providence unless they give him what he wants. He wants a…what?
Generator Rex - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/5/2011 - César S., Agent Six - Complete
Digimon: Crest Shift by Jlgjt reviews
Repost of series on DeviantArt. DigiDestined and parents alike react to the restoration of the Crest powers.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,017 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Complete
Digimon Demon Wars: That Fateful Day by arandomguy227 reviews
This is the story of the Day Parallelmon attacked, and started Tai on his journey in the different parallel universes, and many of the different thing that would effect him during that journey.
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,813 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Taichi Y./Tai K. - Complete
One Day by PaperCutVictim reviews
Following a bout of uselessly trying to hit Kazuma, Ayano reflects on the vast difference in power between herself and her tormentor.
Kaze no Stigma/風のスティグマ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Ayano K., Kazuma Y.
A Good Thunk by DephsXylex reviews
Koushiro's laptop is broken and Sora attempts to fix it while Tai and Matt watch on.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Koushirō I./Izzy, Sora T.
A Brisk Couple of Days by Argonaut57 reviews
London, 1943. The Muggle war means nothing to Albus Dumbledore until chance plunges him into a confrontation with a German wizard. His only ally, the feral Canadian called Logan!
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,933 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/12/2011 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Albus D. - Complete
Ambiguous by Flicker's Owner reviews
Rex yelled at his older brother "I don't know if I can trust you. I don't even remember you! I just don't know who you are anymore!" One-shot about Rex questioning César about his integrity and loyalty.
Generator Rex - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Rex S., César S. - Complete
A Project of Love by YukiraKing reviews
When Izzy sets out to write a letter to inform a certain girl of his affections, he is caught red handed by Tai, Matt and Sora. Will they be able to convince him to put himself out there? And just who is this mystery girl?
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Koushirō I./Izzy - Complete
Just A Little Longer by Lina Trinch reviews
Sometimes, it seems like people will hold on just long enough until everyone has had their chance to say good-bye. Oneshot. Holix.
Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Agent Six, Dr. Holiday - Complete
Voices in the Night by Skylark Evanson reviews
He only wanted to remember his mother's voice...
Generator Rex - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Rex S., Dr. Holiday - Complete
So Close by ShadowBYeBYe reviews
When almost gets too close. Contest Story
Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Dr. Holiday
The Superb Tale of Amalia Tessarosa Yale Esmeralda by Judgment Bear reviews
Amalia Tessarosa Yale Esmeralda was no normal girl, contrary to her popular belief. A single event will change her life forever, with Providence taking her in and every man falling at her feet. But is there more to her than truly meets the eye?
Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,960 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Rex S.
Digimon Miracles by Athre reviews
A kid is attacked by digimon on his vacation, and the enemy wants him gone quicker than the other digidestined. He will enter a totally new world, but it will take a lot of help to get him out alive. Post-01 Pre-02. OCs can be added through reviews/PMs.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,671 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - V-mon/Veemon
Just Another Face by kewliobeans reviews
Several different people's reactions to Phantom Planet. Complete
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 24 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
After the Quake by Incanto reviews
Years after their adventure, Tai and the gang are living uneventful and, for the most part, happy lives in and around Tokyo. They're about to confront a very different challenge.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,271 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Complete
Inbetween by SomethingInTheWater reviews
Ever wonder what happened between the time frame of Ichigo defeating his first Hollow and Rukia showing up at school the next day? Here's my answer! Ichiruki if you squint
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Hero by deactivated-for-reasons reviews
What does it take to be a hero? Does it take a fancy costume? Does it take out-of-the-ordinary powers? Does it take cheesy catchphrases, and gadgets from a utility belt? No. A short piece that I wrote in a span of 10 minutes. Read and Review!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Complete
CrissCross by Independent Dude reviews
Two super beings from different universes, each forbidden from intervening to save Earth, find a way to circumvent the short-sighted rules which restrict them. One-shot.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Q, 10th Doctor - Complete
No One Cared by Inferno's Child reviews
No one cared for him. No one gave him a real name. No one had mercy on him. No one but One...For a contest.
Generator Rex - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Agent Six - Complete
Digimon Anniversary by Sonfaro reviews
*Anniversary Timeline...obviously...* August 1st, Memorial Day. It was supposed to be a normal day, but by chance and destiny, everything started that day. It's a day that they will never forget. Happy Anniversary
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 96,312 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 11/12/2005
Rust by ealcynn reviews
Tony Stark is escaping the desert.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/12/2011 - J. R. Rhodes/Rhodey, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Repair by phantomdare1 reviews
After curing of all EVOs, Providence still remains as a high-profile peacekeeper, with new dangers in place of EVOs. When rumors of a certain group of rather strange people comes to their attention, Rex doubts this was the end of it. -discontinued-
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,317 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Edward E., Rex S. - Complete
American Dragon: Haley Long Season One by Fudogg reviews
Spin-off/sequel to Season Three. Nine years after the events in "Forever Am Drag", Haley has trouble dealing with being the American Dragon.
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,051 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Haley - Complete
Technical Difficulties by dragonflysky reviews
The search box had a single term; Taito. Underneath it were the cruelest words she thought she would ever read. Oneshot. Not slash.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Sora T., Koushirō I./Izzy - Complete
Just Another Ghost by X-Hayze-chan-X reviews
My own spin on the Maddie/Phantom bonding fics I so frequently find. No PP.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
DigiAcademy by Luxzia reviews
DigiAcademy: a school where kids get their own partner Digimon and Digivice and learn about the DigitalWorld, how to take care of your Digimon and how to become a tamer. Akira is a new student, and finds out sparkling DigiAcademy has a sinister plot...
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,853 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010
Pun Off My story for Phantomgirl96 by PS2wizard reviews
Its time for facfe off with the baddies with the worst jokes. Sorry its short, but enjoy!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Freakshow, Technus - Complete
The Camping Trip by JuneLuxray2 reviews
The trio decides to spend a camping trip together alone. But of course, for them, no camping trip is completely normal, from skunks to ghost fish in top hats and monocles that attack when disturbed. DragonLuxray collab. One-shot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Complete
Fatigue by DBack47 reviews
He's survived ghost apocalypse, battled the greatest of foes, and yet he weakens under fatigue, a foe more powerful than all, able to dash secrets and smash masks. No PP, revelation fic
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,001 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Danny F., Maddie F.
Mountain Dew by Phantom Splash reviews
Danny is addicted to Mountain Dew, much to Lancer's frustration. My first oneshot!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
Giftwrapped by Lucillia reviews
Sam and Dean have a somewhat peculiar method of dealing with some of the more...mundane problems. The members of the BAU aren't complaining.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 232 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
Walk Three Worlds by 00AwkwardPenguin00 reviews
AU after The Ultimate Enemy, spoilers for Deathly Hallows. Danny is forced to move in with Vlad after the Nasty Burger explosion, and refuses to make the same mistakes twice.DFxOC, complete and revamped! CaelumFelis is now 00AwkwardPenguin00!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,580 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P., Danny F. - Complete
Never Regret by jessica499499 reviews
Six had interviewed many teens, but something in this one made him think he'd found the right one for Rex. Something in his honest gaze and intelligent eyes told Six he would endure. Six's interview with Noah before he was hired. Barely there Noex. Slash.
Generator Rex - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Agent Six, Noah - Complete
Selling Fish Tourists in TShirts by ghostanimal reviews
Crack Oneshot: "You know you're career's down the toilet when you're doing that!" Danny yelled as he howled with laughter.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Ember, Danny F. - Complete
The God, The Legend, and Tony by Marie Nomad reviews
Tony's not the jealous type but when he's in the same room as an actual God of Thunder and a living American Legend, he feels a little inferior.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/16/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
The Box Ghost finds the ghost gabber by dpfan4ever101 reviews
What would happen if the box ghost found the ghost gabber? first fanfic R&R
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2010 - The Box Ghost - Complete
Frontier 02: Christmas Special NUMBUH 3! by madjack89 reviews
The third annual Frontier 02 Christmas special. What will happen when Duskmon suddenly shows up in the human world, asking for refuge? Can he be trusted? Read to find out! And Merry Christmas!
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,730 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Complete
Magic Avenger by gunman reviews
What if, instead of the Dursley's, Harry Potter was raised by The Avengers?
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 166 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Captain America, Wasp
Double Trouble by KicsterAsh reviews
Andy's acting strange, at least stranger than a five-year-old with ghost powers. Danny is determined to get to the bottom of this mystery, even though he had no idea what dangers he's about to face.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,014 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
Magnolias and White Roses by The Lonesome Rose reviews
Two strangers meet in a cemetery to visit their departed loved ones.
Crossover - Doctor Who & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/19/2010 - 10th Doctor, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
More Than A Symbol by Dcfan100 reviews
Wolverine never believed in symbols. To him there was only reality, and the war. However, during the final attack on Hydra's science base that all begins to change. Please read and review.
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Captain America, Wolverine - Complete
We've Hit A Little Snag by DameM reviews
The Gotei Thirteen just can't seem to get through to Ichigo. When Rukia gets a hold of his badge, everyone gives their blessing for her to do whatever it takes to get him to "wake up." Even if she has to beat him up to succeed.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Vampires Versus Fairies: The Pansy's Revenge by blackandblood reviews
Sequel to "Vampires Versus Fairies". On Halloween night, Edward returns from Hell with a vengeance and gathers all of his equally dumb Twilight-obsessed friends. Can Takuya and the gang overcome the annoying pansy and his cult and finally be rid of them?
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,661 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Takuya K., Izumi O./Zoe - Complete
Chrysalis by Laora reviews
Winry's newest customer is in for a surprise when he meets Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 167 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
I Hate Cats by ororomunroe531 reviews
Logan hates cats, especially the one that's in the mansion walls.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Logan/Wolverine - Complete
It's Raining Men, Hallelujah by Asuka Kureru reviews
Conan already has some kind of corpse magnet power, but when Heiji is in his orbit the corpses actively come to them. From above. Witness.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 349 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Heiji H. - Complete
The Meeting Of The Goggle Boys by Taiki Matsuki reviews
When Toei announces plans to give one of the previous seasons of Digimon a sequel, the Goggled representatives of each season meet at a hotel to discuss the possibilities! And to hurl insults back and forth. Uploaded with permission from Original Author
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Takato M. - Complete
Determination by DameM reviews
Ichigo might have lost his spiritual powers for the moment, but he was determined to get them back. Zangetsu felt the same. Nothing worth having is ever easy.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Ichigo K., Zangetsu - Complete
Ice by VR Trakowski reviews
He's an engineer, not a physicist.
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/3/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Homework by Lina Trinch reviews
In Holiday's absence, Six attempts to help Rex with his homework... and it goes horribly. "What the hell are you kid's learning, now days?" Not a slash, it's just awesome. Slight Holix.
Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,743 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Agent Six, Rex S. - Complete
11 Warning Signs by ShadowAsh reviews
Danny comes home to his parents realizing something's wrong with him after Maddie reads a magazine article that explains why he's been acting the way he has. Set before Phantom Planet.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
Recluse by CSI Clue reviews
A Movieverse AU-What if Tony Stark *wasn't* the face of Stark Industries? thanks to my betas, VR Trakowski and Lovellama
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,227 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Mystery of the Spirit Gems by KicsterAsh reviews
Five years pass since Danny left. Sam, now a single mother, and Tucker, mayor of Amity Park, still long to be reunited with their best friend. When Andy, Sam's son, discovers a jewel, a race between human and ghost begins, in order to reach the prize
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 55,366 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Return of the Hero by KicsterAsh reviews
After full-filling his dream of becoming an astronaut at NASA, Danny returns to Amity Park after several years of escaping his home town. He wants nothing to do with being a hero anymore, but a new ghost foe causes Danny to rethink his choice.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,442 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
Sir by RawrFangMonster reviews
He's at an airport. This man is badgering him. It's ridiculous. He won't even look at the papers.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Check Point by SpyKid18 reviews
Tony and Pepper go through airport security. Certain parts of Tony Stark's physique cause a bit of difficulty, much to Pepper's amusement. TONY/PEPPER
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
May I Say by pretend-to-care reviews
Tony heads onto a talk show and the interview goes, well, badly. It seems that someone has been spreading rumors about Mr. Stark... Oneshot, R&R plz, all that jazz. Formerly lamely titled Rumors.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
The Keigo Blues by Laora reviews
Keigo marvels at Ichigo's pain tolerance.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Keigo A., Ichigo K. - Complete
The MissAdventures of Dummy by nanu107 reviews
The One time Tony Stark kept his word
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Complete
Danny Phantom Bloopers by truephan reviews
ORIGINALLY WRITTEN BY NICKTENDO SQUAD. Now adopted by truephan. Original Summary: Bloopers of the show I made up, give me ideas for more of them... details inside... PLEASE R&R AND REVIEW! AND NO FLAMING!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 59,055 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Complete
Vampires Versus Fairies by blackandblood reviews
Takuya and the gang go to their friend's house for a summertime costume party. But Takuya gets into a fight with a guy who is dressed up as Edward Cullen and decides to show him what makes a good vampire, as oppose to a fairy. Warning: Twilight bashing
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Takuya K., Izumi O./Zoe - Complete
HEIWAJIMA SHIZUO: The Owner's Guide And Manual by ikebukurolove reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have purchased your very own HEIWAJIMA SHIZUO unit. In order to unlock the fullest potential of this destructive ex-bartender, it is highly recommended that you follow this detailed instruction manual with utmost care.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Shizuo H. - Complete
Man Without A War by staceycj reviews
Post 5X22 When you've been fighting a war most of your life, how do you simply give it up and become normal? Inspired by something Jensen Ackles said in a recent interview.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,034 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Complete
Specter Detectors 4: Rat Race by Nylah reviews
Business is picking up in Danny, Tucker and Sam's ghost hunting agency. Working two cases at the same time is hard, and on top of that, Jazz decides to visit. Now, Danny has to juggle two assignments and keep his secret from his future brother-in-law...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,096 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Complete
Zangetsu, I Choose You! by Vampyre Heartbreak reviews
Crack. Complete. Ichigo unveils his final Getsuuga Tenshou. Or tries to, anyway. No pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Ichigo K., Zangetsu - Complete
A Healin' Touch by Mira-Jade reviews
"Dammit Jim, if that man's a Doctor, then I might as well start calling myself a dentist!" Somewhere a few systems away from nowhere, the crew of the Enterprise encounters a blue box piloted by a madman . . . who called himself the Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,083 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/5/2010 - 10th Doctor, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Tony's New And Improved Wardrobe by DPark reviews
Pepper always knew that Tony was, well, ostentatious. But this was taking things to a whole new level.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Epoch by Deranged Black Kitten reviews
He awoke to a world of chaos... After the nanite explosion but before he joined Providence, just what happened to Rex before his fateful meeting with Agent Six? Warnings for blood and violence.
Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Rex S. - Complete
What happened to the burd? by Jonn Wood reviews
A vital question is answered. Set after Iron Man 2.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/29/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
The Magic Bullet Murder Case by Mirror and Image reviews
Complete - As always Conan stumbles across another body; and this time the prime suspect is this high school kid named Kuroba Kaito. Sequel to The Case of the Hidden Epidemic.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,769 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Working at a Hellhole by blackandblood reviews
Takuya and his friends must deal with the annoyances of working in a horrible place, dealing with crazy customers and more hilarious problems in this parody. Takumi
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,622 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Takuya K., Izumi O./Zoe - Complete
True Heroes by BrownEyedDevil reviews
Logan ran some errands in town. When he comes back he hears Marie scream in panic and comes to her rescue. Lots of swearing, you have been warned! Short one.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue/Marie D. - Complete
Real Life by Cordria reviews
And what if it WAS real?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,558 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Danny F., Sam M.
There's a Death God in Chicago PD Prison by lalunaticscribe reviews
I was halfway out of the car, muttering darkly about the fat lot of good flowers are going to do to that,when the petals shot straight at the monsters, shredding the monster to bits of bloody flesh, bone, then particles which faded off.
Crossover - Bleach & Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Complete
I'm a God of Death, and I need help by lalunaticscribe reviews
‘I’m a god of death.’he said. I decided to skip the cool, suave adult part that was me and freaked. What the hell.
Crossover - Bleach & Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Complete
The Secret by randomchick1995 reviews
Scott has a strange secret. No its not that... not that either. What happens when the secret gets discovered by Storm and spread across the school? CHAOS!Rated for missunderstandings. oneshot
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete
Logan and the Airport by Hazel Eyes401 reviews
Logan, a metal detector, and a very unexpected tale from Kitty. Are you interested yet? Read to find out what happens. Rated K.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Wolverine/Logan, Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Things Shinigami are not allowed to do by Lord Cain55 reviews
Every few generations, the Shinigami start a slightly serious, slightly humourous list of 'Things Shinigami are not Allowed to do'. It is the only written evidence that Captain-General Yamamoto has any trace of a sense of humour.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,509 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/3/2008
The Price of Truth by Mirror and Image reviews
Complete - Watanuki quite literally runs into an odd boy with an even odder spirit-double.
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,438 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/1/2010 - K. Watanuki - Complete
Alchemist by Pyralis Anacreon reviews
Edward Elric, as seen by ten mutants.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,462 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 110 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Charles Xavier, Edward E. - Complete
You Might Be A Danny Phantom Fan If by sammanson21 reviews
A list of ways to tell if you are obsessed with Danny Phantom.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Danny F., Sam M.
Destiny by Bookworm Gal reviews
Revising. The tamers and digimon return. And this time, there is a prophecy that says they must once again save both worlds. However, not all is revealed to them. Reunions, trials, deadly foes, and death surround them as they try to fulfill their destiny.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 106,290 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Ai & Makoto/Mako, Impmon, Tamers - Complete
Titan AI by VR Trakowski reviews
Tony has a close encounter of the robotic kind. PG for language.
Crossover - Ironman & WALL-E - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,413 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/10/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, WALL-E - Complete
A Healin' Thing by Mira-Jade reviews
Twenty-first century medical practices were not all that they were cracked up to be . . . At least, the one thing that hadn't improved over the centuries was bedside manner.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/30/2009 - G. House, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Shortest Straw by Napoleon Clocks reviews
Edward Elric has decided that he has the worst goddamn luck in all of Amestris.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,991 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Edward E.
The Digital Meets the Magical by DracoStarbo reviews
Update: Chapter 12! A few of season 2 Chosen Children get to go to Hogwarts and learn magic, but that's not the only reason as to why they're there. Secrets and lies burried in the past will be revealed and nothing will be the same.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,655 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Harry P., Ken I.
Digital Clue by madjack89 reviews
Hey everyone! This story is a parody of the movie Clue done with Digimon characters, so if you like either, or both, check it out! And also, don't get mad if your fav Digimon character dies in this. Someone had to die in Clue, right? *Finally complete*
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,452 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Complete
Children of Man by Tajjas reviews
Castiel was an angel. He was…unaccustomed…to dealing with mortal limitations. Unfortunately, the demons who bound him for sacrifice didn't particularly care. And the Winchester boys weren't helping a great deal either. Set between episodes 4.08 and 4.09.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,214 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Castiel - Complete
A New Dawn by Dangrassi reviews
It was definitely not a place for a girl my age, but I wasn’t all too afraid of someone harming me more than I could potentially harm them." The memorable Laughlin City bar scene through the eyes of Rogue.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Rogue/Marie D., Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Changing of the Guard by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. An old captain talks to a new one. And offers sage advice. Sort of.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/6/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Shinji H. - Complete
Summer Solstice by Yan Takagawa reviews
After several months in which Kaitou Kid failed to return his last heist jewel, the thief sends a note to two detectives, asking them to meet him. On this day, when so many events collide, what can result from this twist in time?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,465 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Saguru H.
Hairy Problem by P.A.W.07 reviews
There is a problem at the X-Men's mansion and Logan is the last one standing. Crack-fic. One-shot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Cyclops/Scott S., Erik L./Magneto, Logan/Wolverine, Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
The Greatest Threat Ever Faced by the Soul Society by Oreithyia reviews
No hollow, no espada, no betrayer, could ever be as horrifying, as noxious, or just plain mind-numbing as this threat to sanity: the Mary Sue. If you too would join the fight against seeing your favorite fandom destroyed, gear up and read on comrade.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/25/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Mayuri K. - Complete
The Old, The Overused, and The Mocked: Part Four by Vaneria Potter reviews
Tired of the same old overdone plotlines? Fed up with Mary-Sues who have people falling for them right, left and center? Ready to strangle the next person who starts drooling over Logan? Here's the fic for you! WARNING: Do not eat or drink while reading!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
Twitards Invade the Enterprise by suburbantimewaster reviews
The Enterprise is invaded by fangirls who believe Data is Edward Cullen. However, Data has an opinion on the series that these fangirls would never agree with.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Data - Complete
Life After Death by JenniferRSong reviews
The Time War is over. The Daleks and the Time Lords are dead, save one. And for the Doctor, his newest life is just beginning. Crossover with “Star Trek: DS9.” Pre–“Rose,” S5 for DS9. Rating has gone up! BLOOPERS UP!
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,428 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 7/1/2008 - B. Sisko, 9th Doctor - Complete
Calm After the Storm by isphira reviews
They had all seen things that no teenager should. Pain, suffering, death, killing just to ensure your own survival. War. At the age of 15, they had seen things veterans fives times their own age have nightmares about. Complete! Sequel is 'Contagion'
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,973 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Just No by SunnyBatgirl reviews
Tony really, really wants it.
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
Wolverine Verses The Vacuum Cleaner by Red Witch reviews
Logan learns that one of the scariest things in the world is housework.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Parenting Your Gifted Child by bhoney reviews
When Sam and Dean re-visit their dad's storage container, Sam makes an unexpected discovery. Set early season 3.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,885 - Follows: 238 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Masks by Cordria reviews
Sometimes, people hide who they truly are behind masks. This is a short story about the day that Lancer decides enough is enough when it comes to Daniel Fenton. Sequel is 'Plunge'.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,070 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
Whispers in the Rain by Sora Livana reviews
Rain pounded heavily as it hit the soaked ground, hammering loudly onto the wet pavement. It was the stranger’s eyes. They were golden, staring at him blankly... A Fullmetal Alchemist and Harry Potter Crossover... Now complete!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,052 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Transplantation by VR Trakowski reviews
What might have happened on the roof. Movieverse, Tony-Pepper
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
Second Opinion by VR Trakowski reviews
Sometimes you need an expert. Tony-Pepper, movieverse
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
The Songfic by Frizz the Eccentric reviews
Julian and Odo encounter a songfic.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2008 - J. Bashir, Odo - Complete
Practicality by Rosethorn reviews
Harry Dresden does not subscribe to the EPIC DRAMA school of wizarding. Crossover with Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Ships That Pass in the Night by Cricket24 reviews
A chance meeting in a small airport in Alaska many years ago.... Characters: Scott and Logan - no slash
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Cyclops/Scott S., Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Specter Detectors 1,2,3 by Nylah reviews
Danny, Sam and Tucker start their own ghost hunting agency. Ep.3: Rosemary's Diamond. They capture a ghost for a recently widowed woman. But then she comes to them with an unusual request... Future fic, no PP.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 48,700 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
What Comes Next by Starshone reviews
When you save the world naked on national television, the world wants a piece of you in return. Once you let the world in, the world won't go away. Jenryacentric genfic, with the 'real' stories behind Tag Tamers and Santamon o Sagase.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Jenrya L./Henry W. - Complete
Cheating by Rhinestone Wrapping Paper reviews
Oneshot. Can't say too much without spoiling it... just read. It's cute, I swear.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Erik L./Magneto, Mystique/Raven D. - Complete
The First by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. Aizen Sousuke was not the only person to use the Hougyoku.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/7/2007 - K. Urahara, Yachiru K. - Complete
Twilight Walking by Shibby-One reviews
The reveal of Danny being Danny Phantom has the opposite affect they'd hoped for: he's faced with great fear. Because of an incident in his past, he's banished with Sam and Tucker, left to wander in the wilderness to find a new life for themselves.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,930 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Lake Side Games by Nylah reviews
One shot. Tucker is playing a game on his PDA. But where exactly is he playing it?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Tucker F. - Complete
The Pants Game by The Twilighter reviews
Replace a word in a sentence with the word pants, making for some truly hilarious quotes, hope you enjoy!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/22/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete
Old Soldiers by Moczo reviews
Urahara joins some old friends for a longstanding tradition. Post Soul Society arc, preArrancar.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Yin by Gemini Star01 reviews
Sequel to Harry Potter and the DigiFrontier After a year of somewhat normal life, the Hogwarts Transfers are startled when several old friends apear with some bad news. Now there is Black Magic in Shibuya, and Kouichi is hiding a possibly dangerous secret
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,323 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Kouichi K./Koichi, Kouji M./Koji - Complete
Unlikely Companionship by AkoyaMizuno reviews
One Shot. 'You! Figures you'd be asinine enough to show up.'
Magic Kaito/まじっく快斗 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/14/2007 - G. Nakamori, Kaito K. - Complete
That Blasted Red Stone by Icka M. Chif reviews
Magic Kaito FullMetal Alchemist Crossover. Pandora. Philospher's Stone. Two glowing red stones that contain unlimited power and are wanted by many at all costs. Written in 2004.
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,383 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Kaito K., Edward E. - Complete
More More Happy Christmas by Gemini Star01 reviews
Hey guys, do you ever wonder why the Spirits chose us? A winter break certain gradeschoolers should have remembered forever...
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,226 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Kouichi K./Koichi, Kouji M./Koji
Magneto's Bad Day by Mara Greengrass reviews
What was the point in being one of the most powerful mutants in the world if you couldn't even catch a cab?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Harry Potter and the Digimon Frontier by Gemini Star01 reviews
For five years, the kids of Frontier have been training as Japanese wizards. Now they've got the chance to study abroad, in England of all places. But there are some odd things happening. Hogwarts? COMPLETE! Yatta!
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,561 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Kouichi K./Koichi, Kouji M./Koji - Complete
Business As Usual by infiniteviking reviews
Oneshot. The Enterprise D seems to have been invaded by an alien life form, but all is not as it seems..... Edit: now with actual text!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Complete
The XMen go to the Library by CaptainTish reviews
COMPLETE What happens when the XMen have library fines? A series of oneshots about the XMen and the library.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,112 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2005 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Complete
Just a Face On a Train by katheryne reviews
After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2. Author's update, April 2016 : I'm on Archive Of Our Own now. Search for "katherynefromphilly". You'll find me. :)
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,504 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 3,983 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete
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Bloodlines Run Deep But Friends Come First reviews
Rikuo, leader of a human gang, has lots of problems. He hates youkai, but is forced to stay with the Nura Clan, a youkai clan. Then he remembers. His loyalty is stretched to the limit. How can he stay with his gang knowing the truth? Who will take revenge for his father? Can Rikuo save himself from the same fate ? NO SLASH AU. Now: The truth is out. Which side will he choose?
Nurarihyon no Mago/ぬらりひょんの孫 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,123 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Rikuo N. (Human), Rikuo N. (Youkai), Tsurara Oikawa, Nurarihyon
Phantom Reaper reviews
Full Sum Inside! It wasn't his fault he could see Souls and the monsters as clearly as everyone else could see ghosts. But when Danny gains the power to finally defend his town against them, can he be strong enough to do it? Can he overcome his dark past?
Crossover - Bleach & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,085 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Danny F.
Bleeding Hearts reviews
Danny Fenton, the honorary nephew who's been missing, shows up on Tony's doorstep. Both have dangerous secrets. Why has he been missing? Will they learn to trust each other in time to save themselves? Or will Vlad finally triumph? FIN! Pepperony
Crossover - Ironman & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 48,070 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Danny F. - Complete
Revealing Oneshots reviews
This is a bunch of oneshots that reveal Danny. Now Up: The Funeral
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,732 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Danny F.
XMen: The Unproduced Script 1 reviews
I found 3 unproduced scripts for X1. They have a lot that didn't make it in the final movie, but I think they're better in their own little ways. This is #1. I'm taking no credit, just turning the scripts into Story format which is easier to read. Review!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,939 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue/Marie D.
Visiting Amity Park reviews
Oneshot from my story Bleeding Heart-verse. What was Logan doing in Amity Park? T for language. Danny Phantom/X-Men/Iron Man/Doctor Who crossover. See Bleeding Hearts for full story.
Crossover - Doctor Who & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2011 - 11th Doctor, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
The Ghostly Revolution 2: Memory Wipe reviews
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Generator Rex - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,968 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Danny F., Rex S.
Phantom Of The Data Squad reviews
Danny finds himself in Japan. He meets Marcus and tries to find his way home. He finds a Digimon and they quickly become friends. But when DATS needs him, will Danny step up to the challenge? Way better then summary, full on profile with spoilers.
Crossover - Digimon & Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,780 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Terriermon, Danny F.
The Dog Whistle reviews
The Wolverine's senses are way above average, but can he hear a dog whistle? Someone decides to find out, and uses the opportunity to piss Logan off. Humor for sure. T for 2 curse words.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete
The Ghostly Revolution reviews
Danny enters a portal into a different universe. He meets Rex, and gets Providence hunting him down for recruitment, by force if needed! And when Technus takes over Providence, will Danny save the day, or find his way home? COMPLETE!
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Generator Rex - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,960 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Danny F., Rex S. - Complete
Danny and Inferno Mouse reviews
When Maddie finds a mouse living in the Toaster, Danny adopts him and named him Inferno. But when Inferno is found to have anti-ectoplasm, Jack and Maddie use it on Danny! Can Jazz and Vlad save Danny from being destroyed? And what's Clockwork doing here?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,904 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Danny F., Jazz F. - Complete
Goggles reviews
What would happen if all the goggleheads got together and tried to convince Marcus to wear goggles? This is totally random and probably doesn't make much sense. R&R Oneshot
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Masaru D./Marcus, Agumon - Complete
The Stroke reviews
Clockwork tells Danny that Sam's Dad is going to have a stroke, and Danny needs to convince Sam's Mom to take him to the hospital. Oneshot based off a dream I had. Cute too.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
The Librarian's Story reviews
What happened to the people who knew the Digidestined when they left for the DW? A oneshot from a librarian's POV about an OC of mine. Oneshot. First FF about Digimon NO FLAMES! I know its bad, review and I might do a rewrite!
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
The Best Christmas Present Ever Jack's POV reviews
Sam, Tucker, and Jazz tell Danny the best Christmas present this year would be to tell his parents. But how? R&R! This is in Jack's POV. Go to my profile to see it from Maddie's POV. Oneshot
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Danny F., Jack F. - Complete
The Best Christmas Present Ever Maddie's POV reviews
Jazz, Tucker and Sam tell Danny it's time to tell his parents for Christmas. How should he tell them? R&R This is Maddie's POV. Look at my profile for Jack's. Oneshot
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete