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WARNING: This profile information is very old. I have matured (I hope) since and will update it when I get the time. Thanks for not judging, bye.
Since I'm off to college now I felt like updating this to reflect how I've grown. :)
Okay so I recently started a thing of rating in all my reviews. I'm usually reviewing from my iPhone so its not practical for long reviews. So I'll just add a rating out of 10 at the end of my review (It will generally be a rating of your chapter rather than the whole story) and you can PM me for further info if you want to as to why you got a low rating (If you think you got less)
8 and above will generally go on my favorites list once it is complete.
9- If you get this you know your story is near perfect.
9.6 and above will generally go into my community as the best ever.
10/10- Means its one of the best I've ever read!
(PM me if you want to know why you lost out.)
Real Name- I'd rather not say (You can call me LLG for short though if you think my pen name is too long.)
Age- Look below.
Birthday- 24 December, 1996
Gender-Female [No DUH! Ever noticed my PenName properly?? (>_>)]
Height- Uhh.. 5ft 4inches last time I measured...
E-mail ID- email@example.com [No spamming please]
Hair Colour- Black but shines reddish in sunlight.. [Don't ask me how or why..](UPDATE: Because of all my swimming and the chlorine in the water my hair have now become a shade of the darkest brown)(UPDATE: I bleached a blond streak in my hair.)
Hair Length- Till my extreme lower back [Long hair xD]
Eye Colour- Brown
Fav Flower- Roses
Fav Colours- Purple and Blue [I love purple the most]
Fav Animals- All cats eg Lion, Tiger, Leopard, normal cats and Dogs! As well as Hippogriff.
Fav Singer- No one in particular.
Fav Song- Amsterdam by Imagine Dragons.
Anime- Pokemon, Digimon, Beyblade (To some extent)... I still haven't watched many...
TV Shows- Mastechef Australia, Masterchef US, Pretty Little Liars. (Just getting into these.)
Languages- English, Hindi and a little bit of French (Very little though I learnt for 5 years ) and Ancient Greek (Can't be a demigod and not know Ancient Greek right?)
Personality- Idk, you be the judge.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book or just chat with my friends. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. (I was actually but I refused) I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter and Contestshipping, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, rainbowstrike, iKate, fangalicous08, FangsTrashcanOfDoom, LukexThaliaxFan23, charn14, allyouneedislove1797, DemigodWitch96, splitheart1120, LoveLoverGrl
A Few Facts About Me-
1) I'm a fun loving girl and my disposition adapts to the people I am with. I have a responsible and unresponsible side.
2) I'm really loyal to my friends. You tick them off I kick you off
3) If you prove to be a good friend I will never give up on you.
4) I have never dated anyone till now.
5) I loved contestshipping before I ever knew anything about FanFiction or even other people who liked the couple. I dint even know people made shippings (I just thought that May and Drew like each other) and you could make stories about them!! (I was 8 or 9 when i watched Pokemon Advance I think... I love the couple since then! Imagine.)
6) I quite can't decide weather Dawn should be with Paul or Kenny coz its so obvious Kenny likes her in the anime.. he asks her to travel with him! But she refuses so I think its more one sided.. That's why I support Ikari More and also because Dawn seems to go out of her way to get to know or understand Paul and he doesn't snap at her like he does at Ash.
7) I'm quite strong for a girl and I can kick your ass if you irritate me which I WILL do. So don't irritate.
8) I hate people who lie to you to get their trust even if its for better good. I mean act like yourself, if I like you good. if I don't then screw you! You dont need to act like someone who I like.
9) I get irritated easily and if i do not like you from the first time then you can be 99.9% sure i will never like you. First impressions are important to me.
10) I love all the Eeveelutions but my favorite is probably Espeon (by a macro mini millimeter) because my personality is like it. Plus I get intuitions about things in the future and they normally turn out to be true!
Here's 100 random questions:
1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Nope :P
2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Hate is a strong word. I dislike many people but I dont HATE anyone.
3) How many houses have you lived in? Six
4) Favorite candy bar? Dairy Milk x3
5) Favorite shoes? My Scandals. I love those worn out things!
6) Have you ever tripped someone? Hehehe Yezzz >B)
7) Least favorite school subject? Physics
9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Nope :P I dont use CDs
10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Nope :P I stopped throwing up when I was 10
11) Name one thing that is always on your mind.Currently my start at Uni!
12) Favorite genre of music? Generally pop and one with Lyrics that mean something to me.
13) What is your zodiac sign? Capricorn
14) What time were you born? 11:45 pm
15) Do you like beer? Yep.
16) Ever made a prank phone call? Who hasn't?
17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? I don't have CDs but songs on the laptop or my iPod? All the pokémon themes and Barbie Songs xP.
18) Are you sarcastic? Gee I wonder.
19) What are your favorite colors? Purple, Blue
20) How many watches do you own? Zero. That is what my phone is for.
21) Summer or winter? WINTER!!! I hardly ever feel cold. (Plus my birthday comes in the winter here. :P)
23) Favorite color to wear? Black or Red.
24) Pepsi or Sprite? SPRITE
25) What color is your cell phone? White.
26) Where is your second home? Family's houses.
27) Have you ever slapped someone? Really hard? On the cheek? HADES YEAH. B)
28) Have you ever had a cavity? Yeah two. Got them filled when I was just 10.
29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? Two but only one works.
30) How many video games do you own? Gazillions :P
31) What was your first pet? Dog- Dalmation
32) Ever had braces? Nope and never gonna get them either. (My dentist said I had perfect naturally shaped teeth.)
33) Do looks matter? To a small extent but not more than a personality.
34) Do you use chapstick? When I go out.
35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Hmmm Mrs Arora, Mrs Gupta, Mrs Vaidyanathan.
36) American Eagle or Abercombie? WTH is an Abercombie?
37) Are you too forgiving? Depends on the person and my mood. >:D
38) How many children do you want? There should be at least one boy and one girl but max three if I cant get the gender right :P
39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Nopes...
40) Favorite breakfast meal? Sausages and a bagel with cream cheese.
41) Do you own a gun? I don't think anybody except n the USA will...
42) Ever thought you were in love? Likeing people? Crushes? YEAH. But Love? Nope.
43) When was the last time you cried? Before while reading a book.
44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Playing Rumicub with my family.
45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Uhhh..?
46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? Not mommy but instead of Ma'am I've called them Mom.
47) Have you ever been in a castle? Many times. :P
48) Nicknames? Do not get me started. One of my best friends likes to make up nicknames and I probably have over a million by now. :P
49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No.
50) Ever been to Kentucky? Naah. :P
51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? No... O.o
52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Not really.
53) Have you ever called someone Boo? My brother. To irritate him. :P
55) Do you own a diamond ring? Nope.
56) Are you happy with your life right now? Yes, I actually am really happy. :)
57) Do you dye your hair? Not dye but bleach.
58) Does anyone like you? I seriously doubt it.
59) What year were you born? 1996
60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Probably swimming around as a sperm?
61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? Nope.
62) McDonalds or Wendys? McDonalds.
63) Do you like yourself? Well I have to stay with myself for the rest of my life, its not like I have a choice.
64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Father and Mother equally. Some things I go to my father for and some to my Mother.
65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Hair
66) Are you afraid of the dark? Nope.
67) Have you ever eaten paste? HAhahaa. Yeah swallowed it some day when my brother jumped at me when I was brushing.
68) Do you own a webcam? Built into the laptop baby.
69) Have you ever stripped? NO!
70) Ever broke a bone? Nope Touchwood. *Touches Table*
72) Do you chat on AIM often? I don’t have a AIM. :P
73) Pringles or Lays? Pringles but that shit is expensive.
74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? Yeah…
75) Rugrats or Doug? O.O?
76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? O.e?
77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? No idea what that is… An American thing probably?
78) Has anyone ever called you fat? All the time.
79) Do you have a birth mark? Yeah on my left ankle.
80) Do you own a car? Kinda. It's a family car but I'm the main person who drives it.
81) Can you cook? Yup! Me loves BAKING. =3
82) 3 things that annoy you:
1. Fake people.
2. Having lots to do but not feeling like doing anything.
83) Do you text message often? It's a whatsapp generation.
84) Money or love? Love always.
85) Do you have any scars? Yes.
86) What do you want more than anything right now? To get a LOT of money from somewhere to fund my uni education.
87) Do you enjoy scary movies? NO. D=
88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships.
89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? O_e?
90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Yeah. Who doesn’t?
91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? HAHAH no.
92) Do you own a box of crayons? Yep.
94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My mom.
95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My grandmother.
96) Who was the last person that made you cry? A book so its author.
97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My brother.
98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Geez, it was so long ago my memory is fading.
99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Bestie.
100) Who was the last person that called you? My home number so probably my grandmother?
You are welcome to send me random PM's or anything. I am sure i can help in a problem or anything.
Plus you can ask me to make a prophecy for your story I am good at making Prophecy s and enjoy making them too. Just PM me the info and i will PM back a prophecy as soon as possible just dont forget to stat how many paras you want and if you want all the words in a para to rhyme or the alternate words or two one after the other words etc... :)
I am EXTREMELY happy to welcome my BFF TheSeventhfold-A7x to Fanfiction! She's a HUGE Percy Jackson fan and introduced the series to me! She also loved the band as you can see in her pen-name *sweatdroppes*
Also one of my BFF's has joined FF though she has no clue what its about xP. I just told her about my account and she joined! How sweet! Please welcome- HeartyHearts!!
I agree with the dictionary- Girls before Guys, Fun before Studying, Friends before Love
Jisse yeah parah jata hai aur samajh bhi aata hai usko hindi samajh aatee hai =P Aur main pagal hoon :P
SO NOT UPDATING THIS PART.
Pairings- Normal Pairings, Other pairings im okay with too
MayxDrew- They are sooooo damn cute and Roses? Come on pls they loooove each other!!!BTW how many of you knew that thorn-less roses mean love at first sight? ;D
AshxMisty- The origional I think its very cute though Ash is so thick headed...
DawnxPaul- Not really seen many hints but it seems popular and opposites totally attract
LeafxGray- OldRivalshipping all the way!
JimmyxMaria- Its obvious...
RobertxSoledad- I dunno why but it appeals to me... Both of them winning a grand festival... though as far as i remember they dint even meet...
SolanaxLunik- This is from the game Pokemon Ranger for the DS and is obvious too...
DawnxKenny- There are a lot of hints atleast more than Ikarishipping but I still support Ikarishipping more...
ZoeyxKenny- This would be best for Kenny if he is not with Dawn.
RonxHermione- Duh? I mean they get married.
HarryxGinny- See above.
LupinxTonks- I felt sooo bad when they both died... *Cries*
KarixTK- I dont like Kari with that group leader these two are so meant for each other though i dunt think they get married...
MattxSora- Well they do get married
YoliexKen- They get married and it appeals somehow... lol she slapped him once...
MitchiexShane- The cutest XD i just love their song at the end of both of the Camp Rock movies as well as the little one in between where the lyrics say they cant stay mad at each other.
NatexDana- Awwwww :) though seriously her lips are too thick ;P
NickxCaitlyn- Its fine i guess though he seems to act dumb in the movie :/
Percy Jackson and the Olympians-
PercyxAnnabeth (Percabeth)- Absolutely adoring xD They get together in the fifth book and she's so worried in the sixth one X'D
JasonxPiper- Awesome, smashing I love Piper's hairdo xD
Current Fav Story on all of Fanfiction (That I have read of course-this is subjected to changes when i want without prior notice xP)-
Fav Fav Stories (I know there is a fav story column but that has too many here are the best of the best that i like and those that deserve much more than they got!)-
Well I just made a community where i will add all of the ones i like best so look out for them there :D Contestshipping Explosion
Actually its too much work updating your profile each time you find a good story hence the community _
Oh and if your story was currently here then its in the community now ;D
Fav Fav Authors/Authoresses or my very good friends (Most of these authors Stories have been my most favorite on this website once)-
Already Posted (Complete)-
1) Over the Gorge- May is traveling alone in the Jhoto region and has a bad night. She then meets Drew who helps her. What will happen? How does a gorge come in?Pure contestshipping Read on! Oneshot.
Romance/Humor though there is nothing really funny
2) Musical Marvels- May, Dawn and Misty are traveling together for some girl time and meanwhile Ash, Drew and Paul join forces and travel together most of the time following the girls. They are together and have confessed their feelings but the girls wanted to travel alone for a few days without speaking to the boys so they had unenthusiastically agreed to follow them at a safe distance. They reach a singing competition and the Girls enter as a group. They show a side of themselves that the boys dint know the had.
3) A Whole New World- May, Drew, Ash, Misty, Dawn and Brock meet in a Pokemon centre where they get letters inviting them to a new region called Silver to help Professor Pine in his research and help him save the Sliver region. Who do our friends meet in Prof Pines lab? Who is team Universe? Will our heroes survive this adventure? Will they discover love on the way? All this and more. Contestshipping, Pokeshipping, Rangershipping and Ikarishipping.
Romance/Adventure and kinda Drama
4) Oh Brother- Drew sees May and Brendon together and gets the wrong idea? Will may be able to convince him otherwise?
5) Life Goes On- May lost Drew a while ago, follow her as she relives her memories and her promise to him.
Already Posted (Not Complete)-
1) A Prince's Princess- Okay people, I'm thinking of canceling this fic. I've learnt my lesson and I will never post a fic unless I've completed writing it up. I wil NEVER! so.. I'm sorry but this will be deleted. I will re post this when I'm done writing it and post it again, I promise but I need to complete it before.
Oh and there is something wrong with ff! It wont let me update or edit my stories. I've sent a compliant and I know others who have as well so lets see how quickly its solved.
FF isn't even sending me mails as to when a new chapter is put or when I get a private message so sorry if I read or reply later to your fics than I usually do.
But I promise this one will be reposed!I just have a serious case of writers block as well as 'Not wanting to write the chapters in this story' disease.
2) Pokemon Scene Play- Random scenes taken from the actual anime that I found funny or supportive of some ship or I like for some reason slight contest, poke and ikari ships. It will go through all seasons of pokemon, order-wise. Starts with season one. Series of drabbles and oneshots. Full summary inside.
3) Temple Of The Sea- Contest and Poke Style!- Pokemon Ranger And The Temple Of The Sea Contestshipping and Pokeshipping style. Most of it is very similar to he actual movie. I dont own most of the dialogs. Enjoy! I worked real Hard and I think my writing has improved a lot.. :) Review!
Well there are many but i find that people steal Ideas so im just posting when im done...
1) A Prince's Princess- Contestshipping, Pokeshipping, Ikarishipping
1) A Mysterious Warrior- This is not my story it is Aura Master's fic. He asked me to put it in my list because he had some problem and couldnt publish at first and i agreed. Now i solved it and published it from his account. But still please read and review! I beta- read the story _ go to his profile and read it. Link Above on his name :P
Chuck Norris Facts: Contestshipping Style
There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Contestshipping.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Contestshipping moment is worth 1 billion words.
When taking the SAT, write "Contestshipping" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Contestshippier.
As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Contestshipping."
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Contestshipping.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Contestshipping never dies.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Contestshipping.
All roads lead to Contestshipping. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.
There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Contestshipping... Just kidding, Contestshipping is first.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Contestshippers.
Only Contestshipping can prevent forest fires.
The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Contestshipper.
Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...a Contestshipper."
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Contestshipping … dies.
People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? They simply reply...Contestshipping.
The active ingredient in Red Bull is Contestshipping juice.
Some people say that Contestshipping is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.
I just found out Guyss!
Drew's Japanese name (Shu) Means Autumn and May's Japanese name (Haruka) is derived from Haru which means Spring. They both have names derived from seasons!! SQUEEEEE!!
a) The pokemon ppl actually meant then to share a special bond and romantic feelings
b) They wanted to portray that May and Drew were kinda opposites like Spring and Autumn are opposite seasons (With leaves falling in Autumn and leaves growing in Spring)
c) THEY ARE TOTALLY IN LOVE!!
Plus Thornless Red Roses Means love at first sight in-case you dint know XP
Should You have been orn the Gender You are?
YOUR GUY SIDE:
X means you do
X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats.
X It's hilarious when people get hurt.
X You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck. (If a romance doesnt turn out well that type of sad, then it sucks..)
You own/ed an X-Box. (umm.. A Nintendo Game Cube..)
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
X You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (DS)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
X You watch sports on TV. (Yah i like to watch Tennis and Cricket)
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
X You own like a trillion baseball caps. (I love wearing caps xD)
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Totally XD)
X Sports are fun (Yeah i Love Tennis and Swimming :D)
Talk with food in your mouth. (Not anymore, my mom would kill me if I did..)
Sleep with your socks on at night.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
X You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (Sometimes :S)
X You love to shop.
X You wear eyeliner. (Sometimes :/)
X You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
X You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
X You like wearing jewelry.
X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
X You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/more then one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
X You care about what you look like.
X You like wearing dresses when you can.
X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies.
X Used to play with dolls as little kid.
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.
Total- 11 Boys, 15 Girls. I'm fine :D Though my friends do call me a tom-boy.. *Shrugs* I dont care XD
11 Things I hate-
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too!" Hello! What good is cake if you can't eat it? Who doesn't want to have their cake and eat it? What else am I going to do with my cake?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who are they? Where are they? And Why??
5 When people say while watching a film "Did you see that??" No, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. Then I miss the next scene for answering the doofus' question!
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya?
7. When something is 'New and Improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
8 When people say "Life is short". What?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here? Yeah the bus came but I decided to wait for you!
10 People saying "Do you know?" and continuing without waiting for my answer. Well, whats the point of asking the question, I dont know what your gonna tell me so how can I say if I know or not?? And okay If you DO ask "Do you know?" and you mean it, I find it irritating when people answer with "Oh I dont Know, but tell me anyway!" Like my cousin does!
11 People having fight with you for no reason. I mean people, GROW UP! Fighting over not lending something or plain teasing? How mature. Dont like dont talk, no need to be rude.
Harry Potter Fics-
Have'nt read that many Harry Potter fanfictions oops sorry scratch that I havent read ANY Harry Potter Fanfictions most probably because we all know who they end up marrying actually so... Anyway Big fan of Contestshipping. (I'm not an obsessed stalker fangirl though *Shivers*)
Yay!!! I'm goin to watch Deathly Hallows Part 1 Today (20/11/2010)
I saw Deathly Hallows Part two a little late! :'D But it was awesome. I saw it in 3D! Absolutely loved it! I cant believe its all over!! D':
Okay! I just watched Camp Rock and Camp Rock: The Final Jam and i love them both :D They are just soooo awsome!!!! I'm going to start reading some of them fanfics as well ;)
Percy Jackson Quiz =D
1) Percabeth or Prachel? Percabeth duh!
2) Favorite guy character? Percy Jackson :P
3) Favorite girl character? Annabeth Chase
4) Favorite god? Poseidon
5) Favorite goddess? Athena
6) Zeus, Poseidon, or Hades? Poseidon
7) Is Luke hot? Dear Hades No!
8) Would you join the hunters? Naah, I need to find the special someone. xP
9) Archery or sword fighting? Sword Fighting.
10) Iris Messaging or Hermes Express? Iris Messaging
11) Favorite minor god/goddess? Hmmm.. Iris.. I guess
12) Favorite book? The Last Olympian
13) Least favorite? Lightning Thief.. (boring a bit)
14) Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Year Rounder _
15) Favorite couple? Percy/Annabeth
16) Are you a demi-god? I am.
17) Who would be your parent? My mom is Athena.
18) Favorite minor character? Clarisse. (She is totally cool)
19) Ethan or Luke? Luke.
20) Favorite monsters? Scylla and Charybdis. (HAHA They are awesome xD)
Favorite Pokemon Quotes-
(Johto Journeys - The Heartbreak Of Brock)
(while Brock, shocked out of his mind, is being pestered about marriage by Temacu)
Ash: Wow... imagine Brock married?
Misty: ... You and I will be married someday too...
Ash: (nods) Mmm hmm. (slight pause) HUH?
(Battle Frontier - May We Harley Drew'd Ya)
May: So, what do you end up talking about... with Drew?
Solidad: Not about our performances, ever. He's the type who never listens to anyone else's advice... so we end up talking about other co-ordinators we might have seen in performance... and, at some point... he started in on you... you and only you.
Solidad: See, I think, since he's been watching you grow stronger in your performances, he's gotten feelings for you.
((AWSOME PART OR WHAT!!??))
EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when
they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR WHILE UNDERGOING SURGERY:
1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."
2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."
3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"
5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"
6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingy."
7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."
8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"
9. "Damn, there go the lights again..."
10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them."
11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?"
What a boyfriend should do-
Be real and respect her. That's it.
Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
Bring and use your own air freshener.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end.
I'm pro choice.
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet, you have the nerve to call me coloured?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
This next bit here is the cutest, saddest thing ever...
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
Ps- I was bored so I did it again.
1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Connected [Okie...Y not we all need to stay connected ;)]
I See The Light [I'm dying? O_e?]
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Tell me that you love me [I do love you all my friends]
True Colours [Yup my best friends see my true colours]
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
I miss you [Hmm... naaa dont really miss anyone dat much cept for an old friend]
You'll always find your way back home [Awww Yeah I know my home will always be there for me 9and i mean my mom and dad not the building =.=)]
4. WHAT IS 22?
21 Guns [okay... was it a coincidence that a number came? ooohhh im scared of maths equations now! 22= 21 guns!!]
Love Me [O_e?]
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND/ FRIENDS?
Before the Storm [hmmm... 0_0]
The Gummy Bear Song [Omg!!!! xD I cracked up! How many of you have heard it???]
6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Poppin [srysly NOT! POPPIN]
Nobody's Perfect [Yeah, he has his flaws I have mine Nobody's Perfect.]
7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
That's my name [hmmm my life story is my name interesting]
Cant Be Tamed [O_e? Is this thing INSULTING me?]
8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
She's like a Star [hmmm i dunt wanna be a star when i grow up that much i can assure you]
7 Things [Well yeah i want to be SEVERAL things not SEVEN things.]
9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Hitchin' a Ride [Why not? life IS a ride]
If You Love Me For Me [OMG!!! I almost fainted when this came up! Shit! I Actually think that :'D]
10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Words [DUH! they think of words about me!!]
Dynamite [I can explode? O_O?]
11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Voyage [hmmm... long trip till then]
Bust A Move [More like bust a seam if my dress is too tight xD]
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Leavin on a jet plane [Srysly people? T_T i will die on a plane or what?]
Dont Wanna Fall in Love [...?_?]
13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Cant buy me love [Certainly love cant be bought]
Push iit [Ummmm? >_>]
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Sometimes [hmmm doesnt make sense]
Bossy [That I secretly like to boss everybody around? =.="]
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Crazier [Srysly they r all crazy but in a really good way!]
We're All In This Together [AWESOME CHOICE! This one is more accurate you know!]
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Long way to Go [hmmm i have a long way to go? :/]
What Time is it :/]
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Lets get Crazy [When i get crazy? im already am AAAAAHHHH that means i can die anyday! if i suddenly disappear im dead okay? tellin u guyz in advance ;D]
This Is The Life [Yeah! Notgonna die at all 8D I'm a frikking god!]
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
Kiss Me [Naah if the boy is right then i shuldnt]
I Love The Way You Lie [Yeah i will surely regret it if I say that to ANYONE.]
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Seven Nation Army [no!!! they make me cry i want peace not wars!!!]
Why Do Bird Appear [I laugh when birds appear? So I must be laughing all the time! (I am actually =D)]
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Untouchable [Ya everybody shud be treated eually but it doesnt really make me cry]
Bad Romance [Yeah it makes me cry so hard D;]
21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Killin me softly [DOes dat mean i wont get married? 0_0]
What it Takes [I'm running out of thing to write...]
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Take A Bow [I have stage fright =P]
23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Send it On [Yeah im okay if they do but i doubt it]
Freak The Freak Out [YEAH! I would freak out! Why would anybody EVER like me? I'm a dolt.]
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
16 when i die [0_0 -_- :'( ill have to go back in time later and change that i died when i was 16?]
I'll Be There For You [That I wasnt there for somebody? O_O?]
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Take u Down [-_-]
Heaven [Is there a song called hell? WHY THE FRIKKING HADES DID HEAVEN COME IN THE THINGS I HATE???]
26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
We Will Rock You [YA i WILL!!]
Best Of Both Worlds [Because I did it two times? O_o?]
Random one line paste in your profiles...
If you think it's unfair that Drew isn't in ANY pokemon movie, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think May and Drew should have ended up together in the anime, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think it’s stupid that a Pokémon movie was in LaRousse and yet Drew wasn’t there, copy and paste this into your profile.
Life isnt measured by the number of breathes we take but by the number of moments that take our breathe away.
A good friend is hard to find, hard to lose, and impossible to forget.
Don't tell me the skys the limit when theres footprints on the moon.
It doesnt matter how many times you fall as long as the number of times you get back up is one more.
I dont mind getting caught staring at you because that means you were staring right back.
The worest part about knowing your being lied to in knowing your not good enough for the truth.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.
If all else fails, try reading the instructions.
Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!
I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies…
When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
Perfect men are only fictional.
If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile
If you think it's unfair that Drew isn't in ANY pokemon movie, copy and paste this into your profile.
Some words of wisdom: Killers stab you in the head, Boys stab you in the heart, Friends stab you in the back, But best friends don't carry any knives.
Break my Heart I break your neck
Flying is easy just throw yourself at the floor and miss (Not responsible for any injuries sustained from throwing self at floor)
Sometimes violence is the only way to get what you want.
Life isn't passing me by it's trying to run me over
I know I seem mean but it's because I don't like you.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Therapist = The/rapist...scary thought
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
If life hands you lemons today, smile and give thanks. Then, when life isn't looking, give him a quick knee to the groin. That'll teach 'em.
"Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?"
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Amatures built the ark. Professionals built the titanic...(and look how that turned out)
Those who dont learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.
Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.
Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.
I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.
The voices in my head don't like you.
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems
Some people are like slinkies...they're not good for anything but it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! Yup, it's me.
Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is optional!
Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.
You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never have.
According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Tell the truth and run.
Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.
Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate. Just like rubbish does.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Generally, generalizations are wrong.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.
If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.
If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
Cynics are made, not born.
Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!
Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!
Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em.
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Heh. I'm looking forward to regretting this.
I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.
When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together
If a Turtle lost it's shell, is it homeless or naked?
If your name is Will, and youre in the army, do you get worried when people say "fire at will"?
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
A boy gave a girl 12 roses and one fake one and said "I will love you until the last rose dies"
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crud up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (Over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (Let's not get into it...) Darkecogir (I've done it a couple of times)Tora-kun126 (sideways, backwards, forwards, up, down, over, and underneath. I've done it all) DiRtY BuBbLe (more than I fall down them, and, also, I cannot figure out how to walk in a straight line ...any ideas?) HollyluvsArty, Super Reader (unfortunatly yes. All the time.) Ro-Rolyn-Roserade (It wasn't pretty, there was a domino effect), SuperKatyDid (It hurt too) bluejay511(At least I didn’t hurt myself), LoveLoverGrl (They should make the height of the steps smaller..)
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.
I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.
I've never been smart, but I have a brain, I know im not normal but feel insane, Not always right but im never wrong, Overpowering weakness to be strong.
LIST YOUR TOP TWELVE POKEMON/CAMP HALF BLOOD SERIES CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME/BOOK
Then ask the following questions
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
(May) Tell her to go to Drew instead
(Annabeth) *Jumps up with sward* MONSTER? Where!!??
Numder 3 walked into the bathroom while you were showering?
(Misty) GET OUT!!!!!
(Percy) ANNABETH!!! GET YOUR PERVERTED BOYFRIEND OUTTA HERE!
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
(DawnxSoledad) WTF? Are u out of ur mind?
(JasonxNico) Are you serious? They haven't even met till the sixth book!
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
(Ash) He can cook? i hope its not poisonous!
(Leo) I hope you haven't added anything weird to it *eyes dinner wearily*
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
(Paul) Call Dawn over and tell her to sleep with him too (Not what you think, perverts!)
(Grover) Dont you think there's no point in tanning? You cant tan your legs anyway..
Number 7 confessed to be part of your family?
(Kenny) HEYYYY!!! HOW COME?...
(Tyson) Totally, I mean I'm a half blood right?
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
(Zoey) Hope you get well soon. Kenny will be worried.
(Thiala) Aah! Psch, she's immortal, she'll heal.
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
(Soledad) ? How could you I thought you were nice and mature...
(Nico) Hey! That's not a very mature thing to do..
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
(Harley) I would jump for joy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Clarisse) Umm.. What did I do? :/
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
(May) Take Drew and come and protect me XD
(Annabeth) Get her dagger and hunt them down.
You're on vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
(Drew) Take me to the hospital on May's request..
(Piper) Convinces a limo driver to 'rent' his car to us and we arrive at the hospital in style.
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
(Misty) A water type pokemon :D
(Percy) A new sward maybe..? Or some magical half-blood item xD
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
(Dawn) Scream and run around in circles.
(Jason) Summon a lightening bolt and make the fire spread even more =.=
You're about to do something that will make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
(Ash) He'll be too oblivious to notice till I actually do it.
(Leo) Crack jokes and lighten my mind.
You're about to marry number 10. What is 1's reaction?
(Harley, May) WTF Firstly i will never and i repeat NEVER marry Harley!!!! *Vomits* May would probably scream and jump into Drews hands.
(Clarisse, Annabeth) I. AM. A. Girl. So i am not even thinking of the second thing.. *Vomits*
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
(Kenny) First i dont have a boyfriend yet so i cant be dumped second i wont be that sad even if i got dumped because the boy wouldnt be worth it and his bad if he dumped me! but he would probably tell me there are more ppl out there.
(Tyson) Cwum on, many more boys, he idiot. Wanna play?
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
(Soledad) You can do it come on!!!!
(Thiala) Secretly killing all my opponents with arrows 8D
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
(Harley) Giggle girlishly with me.
(Clarisse) Glare at me till I shut up.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
(May) Because I love contestshipping and have dreams of it that give me ideas of fics ;)
(Annabeth) I'm a demigod, whenever she's in trouble i dream about her _
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
(DrewxSoleada) Ok... like a sonly/motherly love right? =)
(PiperxNico) Dont. wanna. think. about. it
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to their parents. Would you get along?
(Misty) *Chokes* AM. NOT. A. LESBIAN...
(Percy) Hmm.. I wouldnt date him yeah i guess they would get along unless he burst some pipe or something in my house xD
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
(DawnxSoledad) Mother-Daughterly love????
(JasonxNico) X_X *Underworld collapses*
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
(Ash/Paul) Ewwww... no never ever...
(Leo/Grover) EWWWWWWWWWWW! Never ever ever ever.!
Number 6 appears to be a player and is breaking many hearts. What do you do?
(Paul) Right... Its because Dawn wont go out with him...
(Grover) Juniper! Take him to the sick room, he's had too much of the lotus flower (Lotus Hotel and Casino?)
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes through your mind?
(Kenny) Did I get it cut weirdly????
(Tyson) Is it that Cyclopsy?
Number 8 thinks he/she'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
(Zoey) Look behind you *Kenny is standing behind and then they kiss* =P
(Thiala) That's what you want right? Good :D
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending you an email. Now what?
(Soledad) *Throws up* I... I forgot my password I dint get the Mail... *Throws up again*
(Nico) Sent by mistake right? Thank god!
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
(HarleyxMay) DREWWWW!!! *Drew comes and punches Harley then comforts May*
(ClarissexAnnabeth) Help, they're both high on Lotus Flowers! *Percy and Chris appear and take them to the hospital*
You notice that 3 and 4 have been in a hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
(Misty, Dawn) They are trying to convince each other that they love Ash, Paul respectively.
(Percy, Jason) Discussing battle strategies and debating who is the leader of the next quest.
Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?
(May, Paul) *Sweatdroppes* R U MAD?!...
(AnnabethxGrover) Are you DOUBLY MAD?
Would 2 trust 5?
(Drew, Ash) Hm... Depends...
(Piper, Leo) Yeah, they're best friends after all.
Number 4 is bored and starts poking 10. What happens after that?
(Dawn, Harley) A girly catfight ensues...
(Jason, Clarisse) Clarisse swings her wepon and Jason ducks then they start fighting demigod style.
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
(Ash, May) How much can you eat? =P lolz
(Annabeth, Leo) Ancient Greek?
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
(Paul, Misty) A mess of the kitchen -_-
(Grover, Percy) A drenched kitchen filled with weed.
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
(Kenny, Soledad) Coordinating
(Tyson, Nico) Translating Ancient Greek?
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
(Zoey, Ash) Umm... Just dont get Misty or Kenny jelous.
(Thiala, Leo) Aww, Leo would adore that.
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
(Soledad, Paul) No he already knows...
(Nico, Grover) Nico can sketch? Plus Grover already knows...
10 and 9 are blushing as they talk. What is their conversation about?
(Harley, Soledad) I love you... I love you too...
(Clarisse, Nico) You like Chris dont you? He's not gonna die..
1 accidentally kicked 10?
(May/Harley) 0_o That was a mistake i am sure she is not sorry for =D
(Annabeth, Clarisse) OOps, wrong move Annabeth... I say you run..
2 sent a message to his/her BF/GF, but 9 got it? What would happen?
(Drew, Soledad) I'll just forward this to May... Thx :D
(Piper, Nico) Wait, I'll forward this to Jason..
5 and 6 did a workout together?
(Ash, Paul) Hope it made their friendship stronger.
(Leo, Grover) Hope Leo doesn't sprout Goat legs..
6 notices that he/she wasn't invited to your birthday party?
(Paul) I thought you wouldnt come anyway =P
(Grover) Sorry! Overlooked you, here ya go!
7 won the lottery?
(Kenny) Hey! Congrats now you can finally buy Zoey that beautiful ring!!!
(Tyson) Hey congo Cyclopsy! Buy nice supplies with it :D
8 had quite a big secret?
(Zoey) Ummm...? She likes Kenny?
(Thiala) She liked Luke before he turned evil...?
9 became a singer?
(Soledad) You sing very well.
(Nico) WTF..? Cant imagine that happening sorry.
10 got a daughter?
(Harley) Hope she doesnt learn much from her Father/Mother...
(Clarisse) ...? O_O Chris and Clarisse? Cool!
What would 1 think of 2?
(May, Drew) I love you... I love you too.
(Annabeth, Piper) She's like my sister _
How would 3 greet 4?
(Misty, Dawn) Hey! Wassup? Got together with Paul yet?
(Percy, Jason) Hey man, how many new monsters killed?
What would 4 envy about 5?
(Dawn, Ash) Misty likes him back (Paul does to but she doesnt realize it yet)
(Jason, Leo) His sense of humor.
What dream would 5 have about 6?
(Ash, Paul) Shit He beat me againg in the sinnoh league...
(Leo, Grover) That he's in danger?
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
(Paul, Kenny) I dont mind matching both up with Dawn...
(Grover, Tyson) Not even half human..
What would make 7 angry at 8?
(Kenny, Zoey) Nothing...
(Tyson, Thiala) You not hurt brother!
Where would 8 meet 9?
(Zoey, Soledad) Pokemon Contest :D
(Thiala, Nico) On a Hunt.
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
(Soledad, Harley) She hates his cookies too
(Nico, Clarisse) She is too stubborn.
What would make 10 scared of 1?
(Harley, May) This question would be easier to ans if it were reversed...
(Clarisse, Annabeth) Nothing really...
Is 3 gay?
(Misty) Ummm... NO WAYYYYYYYYY, just a bit of a tomboy...
(Percy) LMAO No way!
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
(Paul/Max) Hell NO! Never!! Do not want to either!!!
(GroverxChiron) No thank you..
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
(Dawn) Umm... I think this would be a better question to ask Paul.
(Jason) I think he would be slightly cute but not hot no.. (At least not to me)
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
(Tracey/Zoey) Zoey!? AAAAHHHH Kennnnnnnyyyyyyyy!!! Help *Kenny turns white and rushes to the hospital with Zoey* Tracey gets kicked out of the gang!
(ChrisxThiala) DO not even think about it! SHE WOULD BREAK THE RULES!
Can you recall any fics about Nine?
(Soledad) Yeah! Quite a few _ though not many with her as the main person..
(Nico) I havent really read CHB fics
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
(Drew/Paul) EWWWW NO WAY IN FRIKKIN HELL!! They're both boys to start with >_
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
(Ash/Soledad) (Ash/Harley) OMG THESE QUESTIONS WILL DRIVE ME INSANE!! no Ash with Soledad coz shes older than him by at-least 5 years for heaven's sake and Harley is GAY!!!! Plus he's with Misty!! And he refers to Ash not Harley!!!
(Leo/Nico) (Leo/CLarisse) I'd say Leo Clarisse cuz at least they dont seem gay..
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
(Kenny; DrewxTracey) Oh god... *Faints* you've given me such a bad picture!!! Sometimes having a vivid imagination has its cons!! Kenny would probably freak out and faint IF those two could have sex!
(Tyson; PiperxChris) *Collapses* NOT IMAGINING...
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
(Misty/Harley) Misty is recently depressed because Ash seems to care more about his leagues than her and on her way home she meets none other thn May's long time rival Harley. He cheers him up in his own weird way and gets her permission somehow without her speaking a word to set her and Ash up. Find out what happens!
(Percy/Clarisse) The epic practice battle of CHB, Percy's army verses Clarisse's army, find out who wins!
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
(May/Zoey) Hell No havent heard of any! I'm not gonna search coz i really might barf so... yeah..
(Annabeth/Thiala) =.=" NO!
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
(Kenny/Tracey) Kenny is depressed because he just had a loud argument with Zoey on her contest outfits and he is wandering town alone he finds Tracey. Tracey sketches him a cute but tomboyish outfit for Zoey and Kenny is delighted.
(Tyson/Chris) Chris is gone insane and Tyson jolts back his memories.
What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
(Dawn/May) Hmmmm... I wonder why there is an empty space above this line *Barfs*
(Jason/Annabeth) Yeah it is empty right?
Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics
(Misty) Yeah! Me too :D
(Percy) Well, im sure almost all fics have him..
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
(Max) I dont know? Maybe I dont :/
(Chiron) Hmm.. Dunno
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
(Drew/Dawn/Ash) No i dont think so and i certainly hope not X(
(Piper/Jason/Leo) Well, if its an adventure fic then im happy.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
(Harley) When he breaks his fingernails! AAAAHHH My poor darlings!!!
If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
(Zoey) hmmmm have to think about that :/
(Thiala) Sigh.. Gotta think about this too..
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
(May/Paul/Tracey) BEWARE UTTER RUBBISH PLEASE DO NOT READ IM NOT READING IT AS WELL :D
(Annabeth/Grover/Chris) BEWARE INTENSE EMOTIONS ON THE LOOSE
What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?
(Harley/Drew) I dont want to give him ideas *Shrudders*
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
(Ash) Hmmm less than a week ago :)
(Leo) Hmm, yesterday..?
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
(Max/Soledad) Nope he wont not even drunk not even sober!!! Geez u had to pick the oldest with the youngest didnt you!?
(Chiron/Nico) UR GIVING ME WEIRD IMAGES Dx
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
(Misty/Kenny) If they got together which they never will Misty will have d upper hand coz of her mallet of doom :D
(Percy/Tyson) Hey! They're brothers Dx
"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
May and Kenny are in a happy relationship (This is not gonna be good i can assure you -_-) until Soledad runs off with Dawn. (-_- really how unrealistic can u get!?) May brokenheated, (Wow -_-) has a hot one-night stand with Max (Oh god! Her brother) and a brief unhappy affair with Tracey (Hell brakes loose), then follows the wise advice of Ash (Really? He can igve advice?! WOW!) and finds true love with Misty (Yeah shud have known -_- Ash giving advice sounded too weird)
Annabeth and Tyson are in a happy relationship (Shoot me NOW!) until Nico runs off with Jason (=.= Really?) Annabeth, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Chiron (O_O SPARE ME HADES!) and a brief unhappy affair with Chris (O_O What will Clarisse say?), then follows the wise advice of Leo (Hmm.. He gives WISE advice?) and finds true love with Percy (YAYAYAYAYAY Thank you Leo _)
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
(Drewx Paul) HEll NOOOOOO! DX
(PiperxGrover) HADES NOOOOO!!!
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
(AshxSoledad, AshxHarley) NO NO NO NO JUST NOOOO she's older, he's not gay!!!
(Leo/Nico or Leo/Clarisse) NO NO NO Dx
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
(MayxZoey) No I PRAY NOT!!!!
(Annabeth/Thiala) Oh HADES I seriously pray to Zeus and Athena that there is not >.
(1) and (3) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (4) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (8) and finds true love with (12).
May and Misty are in a happy relationship (This one is gonna fail too.. =_=) until Soledad runs off with Kenny (Awesome NOTT). May, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Dawn (OMG cant it even get the gendres right!!??) and a brief unhappy affair with Paul (OMG imagine May and Paul DX), then follows the vise advice of Zoey (Uh huh??) and finds true love with Tracey (OH GODDDDD!!!)
How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?
(Kenny, Zoey) Hey!! Guys enough, time to kiss and make up!!
(Tyson/Thiala) Break it up... come on!
What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
(Ash) Really?? That's cool :D
(Leo) Yeah Yeah, his dad my mom..
How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
(Zoey, Max) Uhhh.. * Sweatdroppes* The floods over guys...
(Thiala/Chiron) you moved the oracle here?
How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
(Drew) =_= Too bad im not May so YOUR GONNA DIE!!!! *Takes out knife from air*
(Piper) I know she didnt mean it *eyes turn black* RIGHT!?
If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?
(Soledad, Misty) They had to share, there weren't enough beds...
(Nico/Percy) They're planning a strategy and they are under the covers so nobody overhears.
What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?
(Chris) Poor Clarisse :O
You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
(Harley) YOU!!! YOU WERE THE ONE THAT SABOTAGED ME!!! NOW I GET IT!! BUT YOU GET OUT AND GO PUT THINGS RIGHT OR I WILL PERSONALLY SHOOT YOU!!!
(Clarisse) That's enough just because I defeated you in a sward fight doesnt mean you get back like this.. =.=
What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?
(May) May your not emo so stop pretending, its torturing Drew...
(Anaabeth) She's too clever for that, besides Percy would never let her.
What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?
(Dawn) Uhh... Thanks i guess :O
(Jasson) Uhh.. Wouldnt it be better to give this to Piper?
(6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?
(Paul) I DONT WANT PURPLE HAIR IN MY BRUSH!!!! RETURN IT!!!
(Grover) I do not want Satyr hair all over my brush now return it Dx
(7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
(Kenny, Soledad, Dawn) WTH!!! SHUT UP!!!! *Throws pillow at their face*
(Tyson/Nico/Jason) *Rubs eyes* what are you doing!!?? You're supposed to be planning ur quest..
(2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?
(Drew, Max) You know they would make the perfect pair of teachers.. Drew with his experience and Max with his wisdom :D
(Piper/Chiron) Hey cool xD I am from camp half blood xD
How to Tell you watch, play, and/or read to much Pokemon by Waveripple of Team Sunrise:
1. You think Pokemon is the most awesome game, manga, and anime ever.
2. You rant about Pokemon to your friends.
3. You rant about Pokemon to your friends, and you KNOW they’re not listening to you.
4. You think Pokemon should have a life-action movie made.
5. You never thought of #4 but think it would be awesome anyway.
6. When you lose is some horrible, embarrassing manner, you run away yelling ‘We’re Blasting off again!’
7. You’re going to do #6 next time you are defeated in a horrible, embarrassing manner.
8. Your parents are worried about your Pokemon obsession.
9. Your parents are NOT worried about your Pokemon obsession.
10. You have dreams about your favorite shippings.
11. You have nightmares about the shippings you loath.
12. You wish you had a Pokemon,
13. You wish you WERE a Pokemon.
14.You have spent more than 40 hours on a Pokemon game training your Pokemon and are only half way through.
15. You know for a FACT that Pikachu is super Badass.
16. You want to dress up as a Pokemon or a Pokemon trainer.
17. You HAVE dressed up as a Pokemon or a Pokemon trainer before.
18. You can say every Pokemon’s name when given a picture of them up to Gen. IV
19. You can say every Pokemon’s name when NOT given a picture up to Gen IV.
20. You have posters of Pokemon on your walls
21. You have a kick-ass Pokemon party in your Pokemon game.
22. You have a kick-ass Pokemon party in your mind.
23. You think about Pokemon in odd places at odd times. (I.E.: In a classroom during a test, in the middle of a conversation, etc.)
24. You like having a Poké -ession.
25. You doodle Pokemon on important papers (I.E.: Paperwork, homework, tests, etc.)
26. You have started to pass the Poké -ession to a friend.
27. You HAVE passed the Poké -ession to a friend.
28. You want to have a huge Pokemon themed party.
29: You have had a huge Pokemon themed party.
30. You post this on your profile and add your name to this list: Waveripple of Team Sunrise, DAMLWinner, LoveLoverGrl
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