Author has written 5 stories for D.Gray-Man, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Supernatural.
Favorite Anime/Manga: D.Gray-Man, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist
Favorite games: Legend of Zelda, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Assassin's Creed, Left 4 Dead 2.
Favorite Books: The Fault in Our Stars, Harry Potter series, The Heir Series, Charlie St. Cloud, A Walk to Remember, The Lovely Bones, The Confession.
Favorite Manga Artist: Katsura Hoshino
Favorite TV shows: Merlin, Supernatural, Sherlock, Star Trek TOS
Favorite Movies: The Avengers, Iron Man 1,2,&3, Thor, Captain America: The First Avenger, Rise of The Guardians, Wreck It Ralph, Star Trek (2009), Star Trek: Into Darkness, Ice Princess
Hobbies: Reading, drawing, fucking around on the internet, occasionally writing, watching TV, being a couch potato in general.
Age: You really don't need to know that, but I'll tell you that I'm in High School.
Likes: Well. You could look at my hobbies and get a general idea.
Dislikes: Furries, harems, chibis, etc.
Pairings I don't like: SasuSaku, NaruSaku, NaruHina, KanLena, AllenLena, EdWin, RoyAi, RoyAl, CloTi, Clerith, Zerith, Namixas, KairiSora, Larxel
Pairings I do like: SasuNaru, KakaIru, Yullen, Lucky, LenaRhode, LaviLena, LaYuu, RoyEd, AlWin, RizaHavoc, GrimmIchi, Clack, RenoRude, AkuRoku, RiSo, Reno/Cloud
NOTE: I am not going to read any story with a harem in it. I'm sorry, but I just really dislike that stuff. So yes. No. Please do not ask me to read it.
You're: contraction of "you are". Your: belonging to. "You're right of course, and here is your prize"
They're: contraction of "they are". Their: belonging to. There: location. "They're over there with their friends!"
Vile: nasty. Vial: small container for liquids. "the potion in the vial tasted vile"
Lose: misplace. Loose: free, unrestrained. "Your grip on your wand is so loose you're going to lose it."
Accept: take. Except: exclude. "I accept the blame for all pranks except vanishing Lav's underwear. I think she did that herself."
Threw: tossed. Through: into, beyond, across. "He threw the quaffle through the centre hoop for 10 points."
Allowed: permitted. Aloud: audible. "He wondered if he would be allowed to leave, then asked the question aloud"
Cloths: pieces of material. Clothes: items of clothing. "Harry's old clothes were barely suitable for use as cleaning cloths"
Forth: brought to. Fourth: number-related. "The consolation prize for coming fourth in the race was brought forth"
Canon: rule, standard. Cannon: a heavy gun on wheels. "According to canon, Ron's favourite Quidditch team is the Chudley Cannons"
Complement: goes well with. Compliment: praise. "That dress really complements your hair," she said, complimenting her friend on her fashion sense."
Definitely: certainly. Defiantly: with defiance. "I most definitely will not!" she screamed defiantly.
Bare: expose, naked. Bear: carry. "As his Occlumency failed, his mind was laid bare. 'How do you bear such burdens?' she asked."
s: used for plurals. 's: apostrophe of possession, eg, belonging to. s': plural & possession. "Ron Weasley's home is full of Weasleys, while the Bones' home usually only has Susan & Amelia in it". (With thanks to TheatricalBarrister for a needed correction. :) )
Another one I hate that Brian64 missed:
Dinning Room: a room where you make loud noises? I think you meant Dining Room: a room to eat in. "They ate in the dining room."
Facts of FFN
When you just put, "Please just read it." as a summary, pretty much no one is going to read it.
Making the title of a story in a different language is both a good and bad thing. Bad, because some people might just assume the whole story is in a different language and could just skip the summary. Good because it sometimes attracts more attention to that story.
Not capitalizing your story title is a real put off to reading that story.
Non-con is ...okay if it's part of the plot, but when you're like "-Giggle giggle- this story is so good and haha I had so much fun writing it and lol!", it gets kind of disturbing that you think rape is something to laugh about, fake or not. :
Most people aren't going to review if you put a shit ton of "REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW"s in EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR ANs.
Not proofreading your stories or not having a beta reader pisses a lot of people off.
Sequels make a shit ton of people majorly happy.
If you just favorite a single story rather than the author, it's somehow more pleasing that way.
Full Metal Alchemist
Forced: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5114023/1/ Summary:AU Highschool. Ed is a normal highschool student. Normal body, normal life, right? No. Still waters run deep. Ed and Al's parents died, leaving them with an abusive caretaker. Just as Ed's life gets as bad as possible, it gets even worse when he's taken. N: Holy fuck guys, I know it sounds kinda dull, but it is one of the most enrapturing, detailed, suspenseful stories I have ever read. It's one of the few in my near 2,000 favorite stories that just stand out to me as my absolute favorite stories, as well as all other's in this list. You should give them I chance.
Brotherhood: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5621916/1/ Summary: "I have a brother?" Years ago Ed was in an accident that not only took the life of his mother, but his arm, leg, and memory. Now after learning about the brother that he forgot, Ed leaves his neglectful foster home in search of him. AU, EdXWin N: Hooookay guys. THIS ONE...THIS is one that just stands out to me in a way that I check EVERYDAY to see if it's updated. I absolutely DESPISE EdWin with a burning passion, but it doesn't even matter with this story. THIS IS THE STORY, that will forever be one of my favorites NO MATTER FUCKING WHAT.
The Perpetual War: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6079386/1/The_Perpetual_War Summary: "There's a war out there Al. I'll try my hardest to keep you out of it" War has broken out and what will happen when draft is initiated? What lengths will Ed go to protect his younger brother from war? Slight AU eventual EdWin, much better summary inside N: Mmmmm Hmm. That's right. This piece of awesome is done by that amazing writer up there. Now this one, I love reading for so many reasons, but I've always had a thing for war, okay? I've always been interested in reading about wars and such. My favorite has to be WWII, for obvious reasons. So when I found out she was going to be writing an FMA war story? I FLIPPED MY SHIT. I was like, "Awwww shit! Seriously!? I don't even care if there's alchemy, I'll read it anyway! In fact, this story would make Ed even more badass when he doesn't have his alchemy to rely on." Yup. Yeeesss sirry. And guess what!? So far, it looks like he will be a little badass. WOOOOO!
Catalysis: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5141657/1/bCatalysis_b Summary: We have all seen stories of Ed's journey, but let's try a change. What if, ultimately, Trisha Elric never died? Watch as Ed walks a path markedly different from the old, along the way meeting the people who will shape his life. Roy/Ed Oh my God, guys. This story. It's just...is amazing, on so many levels. I can't even think of words to describe it.
Legend of Zelda:
Legend of Zelda:The Return: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/344741/1/Legend_of_Zelda_The_Return Summary: Takes place after OoT with the assumption that Link lost all of his memories of the events in the game when Zelda sent him back in time. COMPLETE N: Okay guys, I want you to look me in my non existent eyes, RIGHT NOW. Let me tell you this. This summary? It tells you SHIT. But let me tell you RIGHT NOW, that this story has made me CRY on more than one occasion, has had me on the edge of my seat the whole time, has had me laughing my ass off, and has had me re-reading the whole thing 10 TIMES. It will FOREVER BE, my absolute favorite story, okay? Out of every fanfic I've read, out of every PUBLISHED BOOK I'VE READ, this will be MY STORY. And you fuckers better give it a chance, because it more than deserves it. It will make all you other good writers(and I'm not doubting you are) CRY.
Legend of Zelda: Reconciliation: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1755123/1/ Summary:Sequel to The Legend of Zelda: The Return. Based loosely on A Link to the Past. N: This story? IT'S THE SEQUEL TO THAT PIECE OF AMAZING UP THERE. It is just as good, IF NOT BETTER, than the first. It is definitely more action filled though, and might just have a bit more emotion. READ THEM. i can't say it's my favorite, because it's not finished yet, but it probably would be.
Final Fantasy VII:
Exit: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5834901/1/ Summary: While fiddling with an Exit materia, Cloud thinks back onto the events of Meteor. Something unthinkable happens. Time-travel. N: This story just makes me giggle and bounce whenever I read it because I want to know what's gonna happen SO FUCKING BAD. Time-travel has always been a thing of mine, but this tops my favorite Time-Travel stories list.
Haunted: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4642572/1/ Summary: Allen has moved to the country side to focus on his music. but somethings wrong with the house; "it wont let me out. Kanda, the house wont let me leave. And the piano, and oh my god the angel. The angel Kanda. I'm almost 18 and I'm fucking scared!" horror N: This story makes me want my mommy. It is horror in a nutshell. It's not so much scary(but it still is...if that makes sense.), but it is amazing in and of itself and it makes me almost glad if they would kill off the characters because it would make it an amazing horror story if they did.
Inertia Creeps: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3946503/1/Inertia_Creeps Summary: Note to self, next time you try to commit suicide, jump off a building. It's a lot more effective. AxelRoxas AU. N: While I'll rant and rave and just go on about how amazing every story is on my Recommended Stories list, most if not all can't compare to this one. Not only is it captivating, and will definitely have you wanting more, but it's touching in ways that more than probably 90% of fanfiction isn't. Though the story is told from the point of view of someone sarcastic and rude in some ways, it's part of a whole story that a lot of people can relate to, even if not in the way the character is feeling it. It's probably one of the most realistically portrayed stories I've read, and that's a lot of stories. Lets just say, that without spoiling anything, this story has 1,000 reviews for a reason.
Can you answer this riddle?
Here is a pretty neat little thing from Paul Harvey.. See if you can guess the riddle at the end.
Paul Harvey Writes:
We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse For my grandchildren, I'd like better.
I'd really like for them to know about hand me down clothes and homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf sandwiches. I really would.
I hope you learn humility by being humiliated, and that you learn honesty by being cheated.
I hope you learn to make your own bed and mow the lawn and wash the car
And I really hope nobody gives you a brand new car when you are sixteen
It will be good if at least one time you can see puppies born and your old dog put to sleep.
I hope you get a black eye fighting for something you believe in.
I hope you have to share a bedroom with your younger brother/sister. And it's all right if you have to draw a line down the middle of the room, but when he wants to crawl under the covers with you because he's scared, I hope you let him.
When you want to see a movie and your little brother/sister wants to tag along, I hope you'll let him/her.
I hope you have to walk uphill to school with your friends and that you live in a town where you can do it safely.
On rainy days when you have to catch a ride, I hope you don't ask your driver to drop you two blocks away so you won't be seen riding with someone as un-cool as your Mom.
If you want a slingshot, I hope your Dad teaches you how to make one instead of buying one.
I hope you learn to dig in the dirt and read books.
When you learn to use computers, I hope you also learn to add and subtract in your head.
I hope you get teased by your friends when you have your first crush on a boy\girl, and when you talk back to your mother that you learn what ivory soap tastes like.
May you skin your knee climbing a mountain, burn your hand on a stove and stick your tongue on a frozen flagpole.
I don't care if you try a beer once, but I hope you don't like it...
I sure hope you make time to sit on a porch with your
May you feel sorrow at a funeral and joy during the holidays..
I hope your mother punishes you when you throw a baseball through your neighbour's window and that she hugs you and kisses you at Christmas time when you give her a plaster mold of your hand.
These things I wish for you - tough times and disappointment, hard work and happiness. To me, it's the only way to appreciate life.
Written with a pen.. Sealed with a kiss. I'm here for you. And if I die before you do, I'll go to heaven and wait for you.
Send this to all of your friends. We secure our friends, not by accepting favours, but by doing them.
Paul Harvey RIDDLE:
When asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten kids got the answer, compared to 17% of Stanford University seniors.
What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it, you'll die? Paul Harvey
If you have the answer, PM me. I got it, but it took me a while. The Chemist
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Things that are unnatural
If you oppose one by saying it's unnatural than oppose them all.
If you support gay marriages/couples copy and paste this on your profile.
25 Reasons I Owe My Mother
1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
2. My mother taught me: RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me: TIME TRAVEL .
4. My mother taught me: LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me: MORE LOGIC .
6. My mother taught me: FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me: IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me:CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me: WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me:HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me: THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me: ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING .
18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me: ESP.
20. My mother taught me: HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
23. My Mother taught me about my Roots.
24. My Mother taught me: Wisdom
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about Justice
10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
If you think love has no boundries, copy and paste to you're profile
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
Re-post if you laughed. Thank you to Noah the Devil Huntress for having this on her profile page.
Little Susie wasn't the best student in the catholic school-she usually slept through class. One day, her teacher-a nun- called on her to ask a question.
"Susie, who created the world?" She asked. As usual, she was sleeping, so her classmate, Johnny, grabbed his pencil and jabbed her rear.
"God Almighty!" She shouted. "Very good!" replied the nun. Susie soon fell back asleep.
The nun once again called on Susie. "Susie, who is our Lord and Savior?" Once again little Johnny took his pencil and jabbed her rear.
This time she shouted, "Jesus Christ!" and the nun replied, "Correct!" Once again back into dream land for little Susie.
The nun decided now was the time for question three. "Susie, what did Eve say to Adam after they had their 23'd child?" She asked.
Once again, Johnny to the rescue. This time she shouted, "You put that thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half!" The nun fainted.
If Christ is in your heart copy this to your profile.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
If you also hate stereotypes, repost this on your page, and BOLD everything that fits you!
Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it
"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." Dr. Seuss.
If you love someone you would be willing to give up everything for them, but if they loved you back theyd never ask you to.
It isn't enough for your heart to break because everybody's heart is broken now.
You know your in love when you love someone enough to give them away.
True love never dies, even if you have found a new love, the sweet memory of the past will continue to hunt you for the rest of your life.
The spaces between your fingers were created so that another's could fill them in.
Just because somebody doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
No man is worth your tears, and when you find the man who is, he'll never make you cry.
Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense.
We can cure physical diesases with medicine, but the only cure for loneliness, despair, and hopelessness is love. There are many in the world who are dying for a piece of bread, but there are many more dying for a little love>
I am nothing special of this I am sure. I am just a common man with common thoughts. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But I've loved another with all my heart and soul, and to me, that has always been enough.
To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.
Love doesn't make the world go round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return.
To say the truth, reason and love keep little company together now-a-days.
Gravity is not to blame for two people falling in love.
Give expression to the noble desires that lie in your heart.
Everytime you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.
Do not think that love in order to be genuine has to be extraordinary. What we need is to love without getting tired. Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies.
We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
"My heart is a red rose. When happy, it sparkles brillianly. When sad it bleeds and forms a dark puddle under it. When my heart dies, the soft fragile petals fall. So you might want to put your rose in a vase."
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it, everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, never... never forget it.
Pleasure of love lasts but a moment, Pain of love lasts a lifetime.
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it dosent, then it was never meant to be.
"Oh, Mummy, too bad! Fading roses, this garden's over." -Alice Cell: A novel
"Do not look back and grieve over the past, for it gone; and do not be troubled about the future, for it has yet to come. Live in the present, and make it so beautiful that it will be worth remembering." -Ida Scott Taylor
"I've never tried to block out the memories of the past, even though some are painful. I don't understand people who hide from their past. Everything you live through helps to make you the person you are now.” -Sophia Loren
"While I have an almost insatiable craving for knowledge, I believe death to be the final and perhaps greatest teacher -- the one that provides the key to the ultimate questions life has never answered. In my darkest hours I have been consoled by the thought that death at least is a payment for the answer of life's haunting secrets." - Morris B. Abram (1918-2000) American diplomat, civil rights lawyer
"Reality is the cage of those who lack imagination." by J.B.S. Haldane, (1892-1964) English geneticist
"You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only difference between writers and other people is we notice when we're doing it." by Neil Gaiman (contempt.) British fabulist
"Most problems are either unimportant or impossible to solve." by Victor Galaz (contempt.) Chilean political science student
I love America more than any other country in the world and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually. by James Baldwin (1924-1987) American authorNotes of a Native Son (1955)
GEORGE: You don't know me. I am not who you think I am.
"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock only every other one. I figure that no matter how long someone stands there picking locks, he's always locking three." - Elayne Boosler
"Don't take life too seriously, or else you'll never make it out alive." - Elbart Hubbard
"My mother never saw the irony of calling me a son-of-a-bitch." - Jack Nicholson
"I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens." - Woody Allen
"Some folks are wise, some otherwise." - Josh Billings
"Whenever I have to pick between two evils, I pick the one I've never tried." - Mae West
"The only difference between a suicide and a martyrdom really is press coverage."
"To be sure, you knew no actual good of me -- but nobody thinks of that when they fall in love.'' Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
"Happiness is like beauty--in the eye of the beholder." Just Ella, by Margret Peterson Haddix
"What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." -- Voltaire
Suicide is... the sincerest form of criticism life gets.
Suicide is the only sane thing the young or old ever do in this life.- quoted in Mark Twain: God' s Fool, Hamlin Hill
Suicide is our way of saying to God, "You can't fire me, I quit!" Bill Maher, on Politically Incorrect, 1995
He is not held back by concern for others or by fear, but by the unknown. Shakespeare
Albert Einstein- The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits..
“If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon.” Johannes Brahms.
The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory. Author Unknown
Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. Michel de Montaigne
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. W. Somerset Maugham, A Writer's Notebook, 1949
When love is not madness, it is not love. Pedro Calderon de la Barca
If I love you, what business is it of yours? Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"Nothing is perfect because life isn't perfect, and that's what makes it so damn beautiful." - Roy Mustang
"Now I understand the relieved, I feel very situation." - Sousuke Sagara
"History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace, and revolution continue on forever." - Mariemaia Kushrenada
"God has a great sense of humor. Just look at ostriches." - Van Montgomery
"You've got a good strong pair of legs. Get up and use 'em." - Edward Elric
"Your life is your own. Rise up and live it." - Richard Rahl
The only thing I now is that i know nothing." Socrates.
Victory belongs to the most persevering." Napoleon Bonaparte.
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake" qu Napoleon Bonaparte.
"The only true wisdom is knowing you know nothing" Sacrates.
Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope." Aristotle.
"Wit is educated insolence" Aristotle.
I talk about the gods, I am an atheist. But I am an artist too, and therefore a liar. Distrust everything I say. I am telling the truth. --Ursula K. LeGuin, "Introduction," The Left Hand of Darkness
Manners are a sensitive awareness of the feelings of others. If you have that awareness, you have good manners, no matter what fork you use. --Emily Post (long-time queen of etiquette manuals)
I will also miss cacti, because there's nothing in the world quite like a cactus. The only thing that looks like a saguaro is another saguaro. The only thing that looks like a prickly pear is another prickly pear. The only thing that looks like an octile is found in deep sea trenches next to sulfur spitting vents, and lives on luminescent fish and irony. --Ursula Vernon, on why she will miss Arizona
"The departmental interpreters of the law in Washington can always be depended on to take any reasonably good law and interpret the common sense out of it." Mark Twain
“I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." Jack Handey
"If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written." Artemis, Artemis Fowl
Kill your enemies, not your allies." Lacus Clyne, Gundam Seed
"When the coffee is first-rate, so is everything else. Alright, let's go fight a war." Andrew Waltfield, Gundam Seed
Whenever people are put to the test, I often hear then boast, 'I'd rather die.' But do you think they honestly mean it?" Andrew Waltfield
"Unlike in sports, the game of war has no set time limit and no points awarded, so how do you determine the winners and losers? When all your enemies are destroyed? Perhaps then." Andrew Waltfield
"I'm surrounded by idiots, but they mean well." Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho
"You're like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness." Dean, Supernatural
In the end we will remember not the words of our enemies,
Enter, stranger, but take heed
"With this pen I will write with my mind's eye and do my best to make you live through my story as though you were living the experience as the characters saw it."
"It seems life is all about ass, whether you're kissing it, kicking it, laughing it off, or just, in fact, being one." -Unknown
"If only his personality wasn’t the equivalent of a clam with rabies, I’d be in trouble." -Axel: "The Never Better Syndrom" By:0Life-is-a-Song0
"So, what brings you down this way?"
"Uh, gravity?" -Beast boy on Teen Titans
‘Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid dihydrogen monoxide in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. The individual with a Y-chromosome had a displacement of gravitational activity towards the lower area of the natural geographic protuberance located in an undisclosed area and temporarily damaged with minor concussions and cracked osseous matter of which the area is not a vestigial organ. The individual gifted with an X-chromosome or more commonly known as a female had a miscalculation of mass, step, velocity and energy and in eventuality, succumbed to the law of gravitational attraction.’ Unknown (If you don't know what this mean's, PM me and I'll tell you.)
"He has leaves in his hair, mud all over his skin and a stick about to stab somewhere in a potentially dangerous and very painful place." -When Demons Wake By-roxas-for-president
"Sir watkins ramsley the third from the land of imagination." My sister for random reasons.
"Henry: Do you really think that there is only one perfect mate?
Da Vinci: As a matter of fact, I do.
Henry: Then let’s say God puts two people on Earth and they are lucky enough to find one another. But, one of them gets hit by lightning. Well, then what? Is that it? Or perchance you meet someone new and marry all over again is that the lady you’re supposed to be with or was it the first? And if so, when the two of them are walking side by side and they’re both the one for you and you just happened to meet the first one first or . . .was the second one suppose to be first?" –Ever After (Not sure if thats considered a, quote but oh well.)
We should live our lives in such a way that when our feet hit the floor in the morning Satan says "Crap, she's up..."
"The goal of life is not to reach the end in a well preserved body, but to come sliding in, scratched and dirty, saying Whoo what a ride!"
"Life is too short to take seriously."
"You can't win at life, in the end we all die, the real game is what you do between the start and the end."
"Life is short and then you die."
"No matter how flat the pancake is there is always another side."
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes.
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