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THE KH SURVEY
(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions!)
SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions
1. Your favorite KH guy? Vanitas, hands down! I mean come on- who's kewler than him???
2. Your favorite KH girl? Namine. I don't know, there's something about the vulnerable artist that's just... mm!
3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why? Yen sid! He has the power to stop the heartless himself, but no, he'd rather sit in his tower like a little emo bitch! (no offense to the emos XD)
4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why? i don't think I have one... AND IF I DO- DAMN IS SHE LUCK I DON'T REMEMBER!
5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) Either Halloweentown, Radiant Garden, or the world that never was... OR TWILLIGHT TOWN!
6. Least Favorite World? Atlantica in KH2. I don't know I mean I was kind expecting to fight something, but all you do is sing and dance, like seriously! this is kingdom hearts- not americn idol!!!
7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) Fenrir Keyblade or Axel's chakrams
8. Least Favorite Weapon? Flowering strength, Kairi's Keyblade. It just... it's so gay- the gays are making fun of it!
9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2) Stitch!
10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms) Either Anti form or that retro form or whatever its called- the one you can only get in the final mix
11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi (AND YURI) coupling) VanitasxNamine or the classics... SoraxKairi
12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why? SoraxRiku and AxelxRoxas! sorry fangirls, there not gay- they're just misunderstood lol
13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em. DemyxxSelphie, i guess. Those two are pretty funny together
14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of? Ansem the wisexKairi... yeah im dead serious
15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have? Not really...
16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2) Leon and Cloud- those two kick ASS in style!!!
SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?
17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory? Yeah actually. It's kinda weird, but it's believable
18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo? No! He's not emo, he's just reading a damn book!!!
19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay? I believe he's a rapist, does that count???
20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH? No I don't. I think either Hayner or Pence is. Seriously, a kid that wont shut up, and a kid that wont stop eatting??? That's me as two different people!!
SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!
21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why? Olette. Honestly, Rox and Nami are the obvious couple, why not try and give another girl a shot, ya'know?
22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep? I think that neither Terra NOR Xeahnort has control of the body and can't wait for part two to come out.
23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time? FUCK YOU! I BOUGHT THAT GAME WHEN IT FIRST CAME OUT FOR THE GAMEBOY ADVANCED SP, and I loved it. I. LOVED IT!!!
24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be? Vanitas. With him with me, we would rule the world MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why? Either Vanitas or Sora, seriously. I always like hurting people and making them squirm with the small things like Vanitas does. But I love my friends, and would risk killing myself just to save them like Sora.
26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH? LMFAO omigod! So me and my friends took on the Organization as our own right, just screwin' around, becomin' the characters. Well, we just got back from acting out a scene from KH2 for our school project in drama. We were at a football game and me and my friends Madison, AKA Namine, were in an arguement. Well as it turned out, I was Roxas at the time, and had a keyblade with me from the reanactment we JUST did. Well I was losing the fight, so completely on impulse, I yelled, "Namine, I will butt rape you with my keyblade if you don't SHUT UP!" Then everyone looked at us O.o
27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as? No, but I would wanna be either Vanitas or Leon.
28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...? in KH2 when Sora bitched out and fell to his knees crying because he finally found Riku...
29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...? No one really. I beat everyone in like ten minutes at most, without dying once, and I was on expert. I don't know why people think its hard.
30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive? Reaction Commands definately. When I first did one, I was like whaaaaAAAAATT!!!!!!!... I think I just jizzed my pants...
SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...
Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!
31. Hayner or Pence? Hayner, he keeps things busy.
32. Zexion or Marluxia? Zexion. he doesn't touch me inappropriately...
33. Riku or Roxas? Roxas ;)
34. Roxas or Sora? Sora
35. Axel or Demyx? Axel. Sorry demy, your awesome, but Axel's got you beat.
36. Kairi or Larxene? Kairi, though I love LArxene's voice
37. AkuRoku or SoRiku? FUCK YOU!!! damnit! umm... Akuroku since that was the very first fanfic pairing I ever read.
38. Namixas or Namiku? Namixas
39. Zemyx or AkuRoku? AkuRoku
40. SoKai or SoRiku? SoKai
41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? Sea Salt Ice-cream. I've tried Paopu... doesn't work lol
42. Cloud or Leon? Cloud, obviously.
43. CloTi or Clerith? Clerith.
44. Simple and Clean or Passion? Simple and Clean, the techno version.
SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!
45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well) Namine, Kairi, Aqua, Yuffie, and Xion, and Axel- seriously, his voice is SEXY! MAYBE I have a man crush on Sora, Roxas, Riku, Demyx, and Zexion.
46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH? Hunger Games crossover would be interesting... still don't know what it IS, but...
47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all! Sora and Roxas, Kairi and Namine, Ventus and Roxas, Sora and Vanitas, Xion and Kairi, Terra and Xemnas- it's the same fucking guy, how does no one see that?!?!?!
48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for? Birth By Sleep part 2
49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why? KH2 because of the reaction commands, the Drive Forms, and Organization 13... and the Dusks... they make me laugh lol
50. What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games ever?UM... it's amazing?
51. List your collection of Kingdom Hearts junk and merchandise, if any. um... the games? lol
52. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Kingdom Hearts character? If so who? yeah, I'm destined to be with Namine lol if it was possible to jump into a game maybe, but it ain't so yeah XD
53. AxelxKairi or AxelxRoxas? you peopl, I swear lol fine! AkuRoku again
54. Which path is your favorite? Light, Darkness, Dawn, or Twilight. the fuck is the twilight path??? well whatever it is- I'm down!
55. Do you support the 'Axel is gay for Roxas' theory? yes. yes I do. I wish it wasn't true, but... I believe it...
56. Your favorite Organization Xlll member(s)? Demyx, Axel, Xion, Roxas, Zexion, and Xigbar- dudes a dick, but damn is he funny
57. Are you pro-Kairi or anti-Kairi? I'm pro-Kairi. No real reason other than she's a damsel
58. Have you played all the Kingdom Hearts game? yup yup
59. Have you read the manga? I read the first two books of chain of memories- which were funny as hell lol
60. Do you believe Sora has ADD? honestly? yes lol
61. Japanese or English? english
62. Pro-Naminé or Anti-Naminé? DAmn straight I'm pro-namine!
63. Demyx = Annoying or funny? neither... he's HILARIOUS!
64. Do you believe Demyx's Somebody was from Atlantica (Splash Island)? Actually that's pretty damn believable...
65. Zexion = Sexy beast or Emo? sexy beast...
66. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Axel or Xion. Xion you would think was a pretty-boy and Axel well... you just would think it's something he'd do for a laugh
67. Axel = Gay or straight? he's an accused homa-sex-seal
68. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Axel, and everyone knows why lol
69. Do you like Kingdom Hearts fanfics? hell yeah! It's honestly the only stories I've Favorited lol
70. Do you write Kingdom Hearts fanfics? yup! FAll from Grace is a KH fic
71. Do you like lemons? eh, it depends on the mood of the story
72. Do your parents know any Kingdom Hearts characters? not by choice they don't lol
73. Have you watched the Kingdom Hearts Crazy Files? no, but I feel like I should now
74. Have you seen the 'Axel Falls For Kairi' series? is there one? is it good?
75. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Kingdom Hearts? yes lol MANY a time! I'm a very powerful influence among my peoplez
76. Have you ever been drawing the characters in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Kingdom Hearts too!?" not with that much enthusiasm, but yeah, it's happened
77. Have you ever been in class drawing any of the characters and the teacher comes up to you and says "WTF is this?! O.o;" actually yes, it was my math teacher in 8th grade, and I got up and explained WHO they were and what they were doin'. the class laughed- but since most of the peoplein class- save maybe 2 or 3 kids- knew and loved KH, I got nothin' but props for my skills.
79. Are you broke thanks to Kingdom Hearts? nope- surprisingly
80. Do you want to eat sea-salt ice cream? of course- I've already eaten some- made it maself! it's awesome
81. Would you ever join Organization XIII? fuck yeah- are you kiddin' me?!
82. Do you draw Kingdom Hearts fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery. no, well not anymore
83. Is Riku still sexy even possessed by Ansem the Heartless? in that suit of darkness hell yeah!
84. Do you have a Kingdom Hearts OC? yup!
85. Do your friends like Kingdom Hearts? of course
86. Who first introduced you to Kingdom Hearts? my TV, when the commercial for Kingdom Hearts first aired lol
87. Do you think Diz is evil,nice,both, or neither? He's kewl people
88. What's your favorite Kingdom Hearts game? um, KH2, duh!
89. Looking back at some of your answers do you think Kingdom Hearts has taken over your life? yes, I really do lol
90. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!? Easy... it's FUCKING AWESOME!!!!
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REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
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FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
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FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
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FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
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FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
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FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
REAL FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because he tripped me.
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FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
REAL FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after me in the first place.
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REAL FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me move.
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FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it