The RaNdOm Nutty Pie Lover
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Joined 09-23-10, id: 2549409, Profile Updated: 07-23-14

If you're here to read about me, here ya go the mother load!

Name: The Random Nutty Pie Lover (ahem I won't give, away my real name)

Religion: Christian, Non-domonational

About my profile picture: I was caught between using this one or one of George Lucas and Gene Roddenberry shaking hands (for those of you who aren't geeks/nerds George Lucas created Star Wars and Gene Roddenberry created Star Trek) but I thought this one was more like me. XD

Hobbies: Writing, reading, pretending I can sing, doodling (more like chicken scratches most of the time), listening to music, watching movies and TV.

Favorite Words: Doodle, awesome, technically, taco(s), and... PIE! [Three of these words end up being used regularly in my new favorite show Supernatural. Ha!]

Guess What?: Chicken butt! Nah, I'm just kidding. I LOVE mint! Especially chewing on the plant leaves!

I love to laugh and have a good time. I can be impatient at times but over all I'm not so bad. :)


Favorite quotes:

"The needs of the many outweigh the wants of the one."

- Spock

Star Trek II the Wrath of Kahn

Luke: Boy, it's lucky you have these compartments.

Han Solo: I use them for smuggling. I never thought I'd be smuggling myself in them. This is ridiculous.

- Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

Indy's Dad: [accidentally shoots their own plane with the machine gun]

Indiana Jones: Dad, are we hit?

Indy's Dad: More or less. Son, I'm sorry. They got us

- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

“…because nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff… Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like jump-up-and-down-in-the-chair-can’t-control-yourself love it. Hank, when people call people nerds, mostly what they’re saying is ‘you like stuff.’ Which is just not a good insult at all. Like, ‘you are too enthusiastic about the miracle of human consciousness’.”

-John Green

The LORD said [to Elijah, "Go and stand on the mountian in the presance of the LORD, for the LORD is about to pass by." Then a great and powerful wind tore the mountians apart and shattered
the rocks before the LORD, but the LORD was not in the wind. After the wind there was an earthquake, but the LORD was not in the earthquake. After the earthquake came a fire but the LORD was
not in the fire. And after the fire came a gentle whisper.

1 Kings 19:11-12


Generally if it's canon I ship it, with the exceptions of Rob/Rae and Zutara (although I acknowledge that they'll never be canon).

NOTPS:

Really most crack pairings.
Sabriel
Winscest
Toph/Zuko

Other Stuff:

I am a Christian and I'm not ashamed of it. While other people use the Lord's name in vein, I'll sound like a young kid because I say "OMGL! (Oh my good lanta)"

If you've ever wanted to hug a cartoon character copy an paste this on your profile!

If you've cried when you're favorite character in a book or movie died copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever had a crush on a cartoon character re-post this on your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you say lines in a Star Wars or Indiana Jones movie before the character says them, paste this in your profile!

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination.

Come join the dark side. (We have cookies) [I like cookies!! But according to Disney, doesn't the dark side have Mickey Mouse shaped ice cream bars? O.o]

When you’re feeling lonely, think of Leia, who has no one left
When you hate your parents, think of Han, who never had any
When you’re feeling destructive, think of Anakin, who destroyed it all
When you’re feeling dumb, think of Jar Jar, who is an idiot
When you’re feeling old, think of Yoda, who is nine hundred
When you’re feeling short, think of Wicket, who is one meter
When you think your brother is annoying, think of Threepio, and be glad you’re not traveling to Bespin with him on a broken hyperdrive
When you think you’re not a good friend, think of Lando, who risked it all to say ‘I’m Sorry’
When you feel fat, think of Jabba, who can fit three people and a dwarf inside
When you miss your family, think of Chewie, who never sees his
When you’re feeling useless, think of Artoo, who is brought down every day and manages to kick butt
When you feel like you’ve lost a good friend, think of Obi-Wan, who lost his brother
When you’re feeling depressed, think of Padme, who lost the galaxy
When you think you can’t go on anymore, think of Biggs, who never got to hear Luke’s adventures
When you feel tempted by the Dark Side, think of Darth Vader, who was once the Chosen One
When you feel ugly, think of Palpatine, who is the definition of ugly
When you are mad that your sister does everything you do, think of Boba Fett, who has a couple thousand identical brothers
When you’re feeling betrayed, think of Dooku, whose boss cut his head off
When you feel like you’ve had no childhood, think of Maul, who was trained from birth by Palpatine
When you feel like you’re working too hard, think of Mon Montha, who is the leader of the New Republic
When you feel like you’ve been stabbed in the gut, think of Qui-Gon, who was actually stabbed in the gut
When you’re feeling like no one will listen to you, think of George Lucas, who started it all with just a boy, a girl, and a galaxy.

(Hope you don't mind if I stole this Darth Tromeros I thought it was too awesome to pass up XD)

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The Bonds We Make by twilightprincess219 reviews
Sequel to A New Beginning. Serenity is heartbroken after Zuko's betrayal. But will spending time with her siblings be enough to heal her, especially when a certain firebender walks back into her life? OCxZuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 104,711 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Zuko
Hit and Run by IceGirl2772 reviews
Based on the Doctor in the Photo. What if Brennan did get hit by that car? What would happen afterwards? If anyone hates Booth for what he did and you're intent on revenge, this is for you. T for character death and cussing. Read and review!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,162 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 12/10/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Disney Villain High School by Isabella387 reviews
Some are born evil. Others have evil thrust upon them. And then some have to go to school for it. Follow Hades and the rest of the villains as they go through the greates evil of them all: Highschool. Tests, Drama, and Poison Apples for all.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,742 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011
Severus Snape And The New Family by MartaJones reviews
Severus Snape needs a family, and so, coincidently do Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter. Can this new, unique family make it, or will the componants be as volitile as a Longbottom potion?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,523 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Severus S.
Bones Wars: Episode IV A New Hope by Mr. Chaos reviews
While trapped in the lab, Temperance reveals she has never seen Star Wars. Duty bound to correct this mistake, Booth and the rest of the team along with a certain fan fic writer turned recurring character tell her the story...with them as the characters
Crossover - Star Wars & Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,745 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011
Anakin's Lightsaber by Candace Marie reviews
After defeating Luke on Bespin, Darth Vader collects his former lightsaber and reflects upon his life
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Darth Vader, Obi-Wan K.
Moments to Remember by SilentLibrettist reviews
Just a few scenes that didn't make it to any of my main stories. Will probably be mostly about Randi, but we'll see what the reviewers suggest.
Aladdin - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Aladdin, OC
Simple Solutions by ExcellentDriver reviews
Parker wants to know why his dad broke up with Brennan. When the answer he gets doesn't satisfy him, he figures out sometimes a child can understand things better than grownups. Follow-up to 6x08.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,988 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Class by clairdelune-20 reviews
The moment when you wind up in the middle of a field, get rescued by the casual King or two and continue to reside in an old castle until your figure out how to get back to your year of 2010 has to have its ups and downs, right?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,608 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Edmund Pevensie
Student Captains by J0j2 reviews
What happens when you mix our favorite Enterprise Crewmembers with s mall, annoying children sent to shadow them? LETS FIND OUT! Please R&R!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,020 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010
It's Zhou! by mywildimagination reviews
Sokka has to deal with Hahn not getting the name right, now Shang. Just a random oneshot.
Crossover - Mulan & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Shang, Sokka - Complete
Harry Potter and the Real Hero by Bill900 reviews
Oneshot I wrote after seeing a bunch of my friends getting way too excited about Harry Potter.
Crossover - Indiana Jones & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Sweet Surprise by ExcellentDriver reviews
Brennan got pregnant and Booth agreed to not be involved in the baby's life. But once the child comes, he realizes promises are easier to make than to keep. One-Shot. Post The Critic in the Cabernet
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/12/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Dance by FantasticMisticalWonder reviews
Zuko never thought he'd be caught dead dancing or singing. Just goes to show what an excited red-head can do to a person. Post-Southern Raiders, during Ariel's Begining. One-shot.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Little Mermaid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,607 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Zuko - Complete
A Walk in the Dark by Gamegirl27 reviews
He wasn't always the Pumpkin King. In fact, he wasn't always dead. He had a life, friends, a family... What happened to him...?
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,242 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
Spirit of the Earth by Marras reviews
Who is Grandmother Willow and how did she experience what happened to Pocahontas. And what happened to her? Oneshot.
Pocahontas - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Complete
Not All Treasure Is Gold by PrincessBubbles2011 reviews
Tulio runs into Esmeralda, quite literally in fact, in Spain and takes her to El Dorado. I suck at summaries, so just read it. :D
Crossover - Road to Eldorado & Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,342 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Tulio, Esmeralda - Complete
Biology by MusicNinja reviews
Ferb's biological mother returns from england, not having seen her son in almost a decade. How will the somewhat peaceful and certainly happy Flynn-Fletcher family react to this fateful reunion and what changes will occur. Rated T for kidnapping.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,297 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009
Family by J0j2 reviews
The Crew's family members pay a visit to the enterprise. Ever wanted to hear stories about the crew as kids? From their parents? Bridge crew, mostly K/S/M. Fun ficlet. NEW CHAPTER!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Just An Illusion by Echo1317 reviews
Booth's niece is back after finishing her magical education. When the truth comes out, how will Bones handle something totally unexplainable? And what happens when the Jeffersonian team is thrown into a murder investigation with magical inclinations?ZA/OC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,487 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - OC, Zach A. - Complete
BeamUp Gone Bad by TaintedAngel26 reviews
Anakin gets an unexpected visitor in the middle of the night--straight from Starfleet! Trek/Wars crossover--written veeerrry late at night. One shot.
Crossover - Star Wars & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, J. Kirk - Complete
It's a Small World After All by Opaque Opal reviews
Five HoND fans are in for the adventure of a lifetime. After going to Disney World for a class trip, a ride malfunction launches them into the Disney movie. Chaos is sure to follow as they make their way back home and find love along the way. Please R&R!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,034 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 12/29/2007
House Has Been Abducted by Aliens? What is this? by Spock Yard reviews
House and Wilson end up aboard the USS Enterprise. Wilson panics, House angers people. Repeatedly. Meanwhile, Cuddy, House's team, and Amber try to figure out where they went. No slash, sorry folks. Rated for language. Please R&R!
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,434 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - G. House
Switching Heads by Gangster 90 reviews
This is the answer I came up to something that I'm pretty sure all of us have wondered about; how exactly DID Moses and Ramases switch the heads of the gods in the temple of Ra? Please read and review.
Prince of Egypt - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
The Winner is a Loser by Spock Yard reviews
Captains James T. Kirk and Jack Sparrow argue over who is more obsessed with his ship. Oneshot. Reviewers get hypothetical cookies.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2008 - J. Kirk, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Prince of Egypt: REEEMIX! by roxypony reviews
Undergoing renovations. I'm actually gonna make it not-retarded this year. Thanks for the great reviews, more than I expected! Haters can suck it.
Prince of Egypt - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2008
Knight's Protector by Teri reviews
Han Solo is a man of many secrets. What's one more? The real reason Han decided to come back to help on the first mission run to destroy the Death Star. An Indiana Jones - Star Wars Crossover
Crossover - Star Wars & Indiana Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Han S., Indiana Jones - Complete
Reepicheep: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by opera13 reviews
Inspired by Theresa Green's delightful series, now you can own a Reepicheep unit of your very own.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2004
Chel Got Run over by a Reindeer by Almighty Oracle reviews
A Christmas Parody sung to "Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer"
Road to Eldorado - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2002
Two Con Men and a Baby by Jenna3 reviews
Miguel finds a baby stranded with only a note from the mother, stating that she'll return. In the meantime, the boys learn the hectic lives of parethood. *COMPLETED!!!!! I'm lovin' the positive feedback guys! Keep it up!*
Road to Eldorado - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,286 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/13/2002 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Complete
The Kings' Council by Romie reviews
An additional chapter at the end of Prince Caspian, about a conversation between Peter and Edmund
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9/2001
The Trilogy Begins by Blynk reviews
A parody of the parody "The Saga Begins" by Weird Al - Lord of the Rings style. "Oh my my this here Aragorn guy..."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/24/2001
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