Madame Onyx
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Joined 09-24-10, id: 2550642, Profile Updated: 09-18-13
Author has written 12 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Incarceron series, South Park, Mulan, Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人, Princess Mononoke, and Coraline.

I upload when i feel like it.

I have better things to do.

This is a hobby. My other hobbies are FUCK OFF.

I write what i want.

Deal with it.

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Threads of a Fairy Tale by lunatrancy reviews
Fairytale based AU. Eren is the son to a poor farmer's wife. But a run-in with a cursed prince leaves him working as a slave in a palace. LevixEren/Ereri/Riren. Now rated M for some light smut in later chapters.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 88,114 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 10/20/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi] - Complete
Partners by surveycorpsjean reviews
College Au. Eren is a freshman at a university with his friends. His teacher introduces a new program where freshman are assigned a senior to help tutor them for two months. Eren learns that his new partner isn't exactly easy to get along with. Will something grow between them? Or will this Levi guy hate Eren forever? Riren with side ships. Thanks to little-manatee for the cover c:
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,564 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Eren Y., Levi
Pale Hands Holding an Apple by lunatrancy reviews
Eren moves to a small town and meets an vampire named Levi. Awful Twilight Parody AU with a super horny Eren, vampire!Levi and werewhorse Jean.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,625 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Levi, Eren Y.]
Recon Incorporated by freshia reviews
He was just looking for a way to pay the bills — a job that was easy, fun, and something he was into. Where could he possibly go wrong with a travel agency? Assistant!Eren Boss!Rivaille; Office AU.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,379 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Love Thy Neighbor by Squatta reviews
Modern day AU. When Eren was young, a new neighbor moved in next door who he became attached to growing up. Over the years, his feelings for his neighbor started to change, and an event in his life will cause him to depend on this neighbor more than he would've imagined. Levi x Eren. *** Only prologue is in first person ***
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,677 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 7/31/2013 - [Levi, Eren Y.] - Complete
Opposites Attract, You Know by travelings-of-poets reviews
After nearly two years, Edd is still in love with Kevin and still doesn't plan on making it known. Things are bound to get harder though, because when Edd gets a tutoring job from his teacher, guess who he'll be spending all his afternoons with? Sweet, fluffy story about their high school years with many, many chapters to come!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,195 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Edd, Kevin
Transference by Scuttlebutt Inc reviews
Modern AU. Zuko has to deal with settling in a new school after expulsion, dealing with an angry ex and an abusive father. Maybe his new found friendships and growing closeness with Sokka will help him make it through. Slash. Jetko, Zukka.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 154,388 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
xSecond Chancex by xichxliebexdichx reviews
Craig tormented Tweek for years. But junior year, something is different: He isn't nearly as content in torturing the Spazmoid as he used to be. He starts feeling things other than annoyance in his presence... Will he get, or even deserve a second chance?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 118,376 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Volatile by alexb49 reviews
Sokka's had a taste and he's not quite sure he can give it up. Follow up to Explosive. Sokka/Zuko. Much mature content of a sexual nature as well as immature content of a sexual nature.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,838 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Duality by K49 reviews
My supervisor is the most annoying twit I’ve ever had the misfortune to lay eyes on. He’s a prick, he’s cold hearted, he’s always finding someway to annoy the crap out of me, and he’s the sexiest, most gorgeous creature known to man. Seiner
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,926 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Seifer, Hayner
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The World Through Teal-Colored Glasses reviews
After the summer of the Other Mother, Coraline and Wybie strugge to live in a world just as scary and unkind to strange people lie them. It doesn't help that Coraline has a knack for attracting supernatural attention and Wybie has trouble dealing with unfamiliar feelings.
Coraline - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2014
Illusion reviews
READ INTRO. SLASH. Ping is the unmanly son of Fa Zhou; what happens when he runs away from home to join the army and meets a young man by the name of Li Shang? Rated T for language, M for later chaters.
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,649 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Mulan, Shang
Guns and Arrows reviews
Ashitaka of Irontown goes to confront a strange demon in the forest and is caught in its grasp. The demons dies with him in its hold and he wakes up in a strange land, a new curse on his shoulder and surrounded by strange machines and people, including a young man by the name of Asbel. (Ashitaka x Asbel)
Princess Mononoke - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Ashitaka
Bite the Bullet reviews
Levi has accepted his life as a boring 29-year-old teacher, save for a few of his students (mainly that idiotic Jaeger and infuriating Ackerman) and his new neighbors (he isn't falling for his neighbor's sister, no, not at all) and has fallen into a boring routine. But your past can catch up to you, now, can't it? (LevixOC) (warning: violence and explicit sex in later chapters)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 2/11/2014 - [Armin A., Eren Y.] Annie L., Levi
Day and Night reviews
Tweek knew that if Craig found his secret, knew who he REALLY was and who he COULD be, he'd never speak to him again. A story about Tweek's shocking secret. What if Craig found out? Rated M for violence, blood, and later creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,075 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T.
When we're not Fighters, we're Lovers reviews
A bunch of one-shots of different pairings. Mostly yaoi but i could get into some Ymir and Christa action. Warning: some chapters will be pretty much smut. Chapters 1&2 Erarmin. Chapter 3 is all riren
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,778 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 11/12/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi] Armin A.
My Uke's Cuter reviews
"Don't be jealous just cuz my uke's cutest." The show down you've all wanted. stanXkyle craigXtweek kennyXbutters Rated M for language and implied sex.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Stan's Fantasies reviews
If I had to keep these words caged up inside me just so I could stay by him forever, I would. stanXkyle, slight craigXtweek, OC plays major part in getting them together. Give it a try.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,975 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Carry Out reviews
A one-shot about Craig singing to Tweek. You KNOW you're interested.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Desire reviews
Zuko needs stress relief. Sokka just needs a walk, but gets a whole lot more. One-shot, might continue it if enough reviews are sent. Rated M for some language and sex scenes.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,830 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sokka, Zuko
Scum reviews
Keiro wants Finn. Will he get what he wants? Rated M for obvious reasons. More inside.
Incarceron series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Complete
An Icy Flame reviews
So Sokka and Zuko are nervous around each other. Understandable. But why are they so nervous? WARNING: contains Zukka, Sozu, whatever. Rated M for later chapters. Review!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,095 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete