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Hey. I'm Vanessa and I'm 13 years old. Yea I'm kinda young for this website, I guess. And yea, I know do you like Vanessa Huygens. And yes I do like her, my friends compare our singing voices, and of course hers is better. I'm total as high as it can go Team: Leah, Jacob, Seth, Clearwater, Black and, Blackwater!!!!!!

Personaly I hate Emily and Sam!!!

Random stuff I like:

Rihanna: Oh! na na what's my name?

Me: How hard did Chris Brown hit you?

Rihanna: Just shut up and drive.

Me: Ok. He hit you really hard. And it's raining outside.

Rihanna: Just come and stand under my umbrella! (rolling eyes)

Me: Who do you think you are? I'm goin to hit you harder than Chris Brown did.

Rihanna: The only girl in the world.

Me: Haha. Very funny. I'm here to.

Rihanna: I love the way you lie.

Me: Well I wish I could tie you to a bed and set the house on fire.

Rihanna: I dont want to be unfaithful.

Me: What? Wow. Someone needs a mental hospitle. Hint Hint Rihanna.

Rihanna: Come Mr. DJ song pon de replay, wont you turn the music up.

Me: Whose the DJ. (confused)

Rihanna: please dont stop the music. Music.


Rihanna: Bum bum bedom (2x). Disturbia! It's like the darknest in the light.

Me: (On the phone) Hello. 911. I need help.

Operater: What seems to be the problem?

Me: Rihanna's sing.

Operater: oh my. I'm sending help right now. They will be there in 2 minutes.

Me: ok. Thank you. (Hang up)

Me: (Walking over to Rihanna with a knife.)

Rihanna: S.O.S. Please. Someone help me.

Me: Shut up! (Cut her arm.)

Rihanna: Come here rude boy. Come you get it up.

Me: What! Thats it. (Stabbing her until not moving)

Me: Finally. Your music sucks.

The end!

Black screen!

Chris Brown: Excuse me miss, I sall you from across the room.

Me: OMG! Not you. Thats it. Im leaving. (Slits throat)

Chris Brown: Yea, yea, yea. (3x)

The real end!

Ok, So my friend Lexi wrote this when we were bored. And of course, I had to put this on here! Here you go Lexi!

Ok. So im working on this story and i dont no if i shood put it up. so thats where i need ur help. plzzz. go 2 utube. then type in black cloud part 1 (look 4 JJBLACKCLOUD) watch all 12. tell me wat you think of him and leah clearwater from twilight. together. PM Me wat you think.

Until L8ter, Vanessa. LOL SMILEY FACE :) Soulja boy smiley face :)

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Antigonish by sentinel10 reviews
Leah wanted nothing more but to just have him back. They could keep everything else, she just wanted him back. "Just stop…" She whispered into the dark room, face down on the cold floor. She could smell her own blood but she didn't even flinch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,997 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Something About You by MollyWollyRose reviews
Leah is a snarky, successful lawyer. Jacob is the object of her wet dreams and dirty fantasies. They work at the same law firm and all should be right with the world... Except they hate each other. Blackwater Humor, Lemons in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,817 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Jacob, Leah
La Luna Del Cacciatore by sentinel10 reviews
She had an Imprint and she was in love. Funnily enough, she didn't find both in the same man. Leah
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 98,970 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Leah, Jacob
New Life by Team Seth.Leah and Jake reviews
After 2 years the volturi go back to get nessie but they leave without Jane and Alec who stay.Seth imprints...on who?Lives soon change as they discover new secrets and...powers. Pairing: Jane/Seth; Leah/Jacob; Alec/Nessie
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,001 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Jane, Seth
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Wolf cake reviews
What happends when you put wolf cake, a birthday party and the wolf pack together? Can a wolf cake bring everyones favorite Alpha and Beta together? Read and Reveiw. Love it. Hate it. Tell me.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
A blissful midnight reviews
Leah and Jacob have a blissful midnight. R&R. Hate it. Love it. Tell me what you think. Should I make it a story. LEMON ALERT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
10 reasons to love Jacob Black reviews
The title says it all. R&R. Love it. Hate it. Please give it a chance.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Jacob - Complete
A Leah and Jacob story reviews
Can two broken hearts be fixed in one night.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
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