Author has written 8 stories for NCIS, Twilight, Merlin, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, X-Men: The Movie, and True Blood.
Hi I'm Lia. I'm 18. I live in the USA. I will make spelling mistakes, so I'm only gonna say: Live with it, I'm only human!
My main Fandom focus right now will be NCIS because I am in love with that show at the moment. But I will also try to write about my other favorite shows such as True Blood, House MD, Bones, Lie To Me, 24 ect.. along with my favorite movies There are too many to name at the moment, but I will write about them.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and bring him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Have always had the best shoulder to cry on.
FRIEND: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIEND: Open the fridge and make themself at home.
FRIEND: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask you for their number.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a closet full of your stuff.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a biography on your life.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will always go with you.
FRIENDS: Will ask why you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will say, "Don't hurt her," and leave it at that.
BEST FRIENDS: Will say, "She's my best friend, break her heart, I'll break your nose!"
FRIENDS: Will wait for you if you're late.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the only reason why you're never on time.
How many friends/best friends do you REALLY have? Think about it, I did, and I was really surprised about the answer I came up with...
If you agree with any of these, post all of this to your profile!
You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...
1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.
2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.
3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. (Or yourself)
4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.
5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"
6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.
7. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on.
8. You have started using military refernces. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.
9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.
10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.
11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.
12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."
13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.
14. You use the term Hinky
10 Commandments of a Teenager
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
7) Thou shall not skip class.
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
If you're under the age of 11 or 12...you shouldn't even read this,
You're a 90's kid if:
You remember watching:
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
You remember reading "Goosebumps&qu ot;
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by:
When kick ball was a daily activity.
When we used to obey our parents
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching:
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember watching:
You remember Ring Pops.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs" :)
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
One word. . . . . . . .trolls.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Lambchop's song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear...
It is sad because this is true.
Before Tupac was shot.
If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy this and paste this into your profile.
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If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
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If you've ever been so insane that you scare yourself, copy this into your profile.
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If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile
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if you love Boys Like Girls, copy this onto your profile
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If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile
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If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this onto your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste onto your profile, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this onto your profile
If you have ever ran into a door, copy this onto your profile
If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the hell of it, copy this onto your profile
If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever talked to yourself, copy this onto your profile
If you love to copy/paste things, copy this onto your profile
95 percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the 5 percent who aren't, copy and paste.
If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 8, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever stayed up into the indecent hours of the night reading, writing, reviewing and rewriting, forgetting meals and sleep until you begin to resemble the Phantom of the Opera, copy this into your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
Never go to bed early stay up and plot revenge.
Reality is for those who lack imagination.
If you have noticed this notice you may have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.
If you try to fail, but succed instead then which have you done?
It's all fun and games until some gets hurt... then its hilarious!
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird cult.
They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles.
Last night I was laying in bed, looking up at the stars and i thought... WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?
You cry, I cry; you laugh, I laugh; you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
I dont have a short attention span, I just- ooh, a kitty!
Some of my current goals in life are to attend Hogwarts, go to Narnia, be claimed be a Greek god, obtain a sychophant, be chosen by a dragon, learn how to read characters in and out of books, and become an author. That last one might be impossible.
You're a good friend, but if zombies chase us... I'm tripping you.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
"I can resist anything but temptation."
"If God was a woman there would be a lot more pregnant men around."
"All those who have telekinesis, raise my hand."
"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"Doctors say I have a multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."
"Have you ever wondered if this world is another world's hell?"
"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."
"Did you just stomp you foot? I thought only girls in movies stomped their feet."
"Three wise women would have stopped to ask for directions, got to the stable on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, cooked supper, and there would have been peace on earth..."
"If the first grape you eat is bitter, then you won't bother eating grapes again. If the first grape you eat is a sweet one, then you are willing to search through all the bitter grapes until you find another sweet one."
"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
"Me- I'm so sorry guys!!
Everyone sitting next to me at the time- What happened?!
Me- I just realized you guys used to be normal.
Everyone sitting next to me at the time- OK...
Me- And then you started to hang out with me, and I turned you into freaks..."
"I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers."
"Insanity is my only means of relaxation."
Palm reader: "-gasp- You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."
"In a world of nonsense, everything something is, it isn't, everything it would be wouldn't, and everything it would be, was."
"You have one advantage over me. You can kiss my ass, and I can't."
"Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it..."
"If you feel like your going to fall, spread out your arms and...learn to fly."
"Smile, people will wonder what your up to." If they know you well enough they will be in on whatever your planning.
To My Friends: when you laugh I laugh, when you cry, I cry. Even when you hurt, I hurt. But when you jump off a bridge, I laugh at you and get a paddle boat to save you."
"I'm sorry, but when you cry, I cry. When you laugh I laugh. When you slip and fall off the sidewalk, onto a muddy hill and slide down that, landing in a very deep puddle in the middle of January, I laugh harder."
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small people who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing."
"Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken."
"Never regret it if it's wonderful. If it's bad it's experience."
"A simple friend expects you to always be there, but a real friend expects to always be there for you."
"You know the trouble with an eye for an eye? Everybody ends up blind."
"Those that think it permissible to tell white lies soon go colorblind."
"Don't worry about the people in your past; there's a reason they didn't make it to your future."
"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts."
"All you have to do is call my name, no matter how close or far away."
"How are you? Everything alright? Like to hear from you. Love to see you soon. Obviously I miss you!"
"The truth hurts, so we lie..."
"I'm so outstanding & I don't care if a hater can't stand me."
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do."
"We were given 2 hands to hold, 2 legs to walk, 2 eyes to see, and 2 ears to listen. But why only 1 heart? Because the other 1 was given to someone for us to find."
"Sometimes you have to put up walls. Not to block people out, but just to see who loves you enough to knock them down."
"Life is to short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones that don't and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it, if it changes your life, let it."
"Life is to short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So wake up in the afternoon, tell the world to screw itself, and then go back to bed."
"Every story has an end but in life, every end is just a new beginning."
"I've learned that goodbyes will always hurt. Pictures never replace having been there, memories good or bad will bring tears, and words can never replace those feelings."
"Sometimes life has a way of putting us on our backs in order to get us to look up."
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."
"Live your life forever young...dream as though you're young forever."
"When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either."
"You are my good feeling and you are my reason for breathing."
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime."
"The only thing wrong with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished."
"Character is the result of two things: mental attitude and the way we spend our time."
"When you fall for someone you usually get right back up, but I fell so deep it might take a while."
"True friendship isn't being inseparable, it's being separated and nothing changes."
"When you have a dream, desire, or goal always be the one that will accomplish it."
"Imagine your indoors, you see rain rolling down your window and every drop goes its own way."
"I pinky promise we'll always be best friends through whatever. Best Friends Forever!"
"It's as easy as 1. 2. 3./ 1. Keep a smile on your face./ 2. Keep your friends close, your enemies closer./ 3. Live to Love!"
"Pride and Conceit were the original sins of man."
"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference."
"Don't play games with a girl who can play better."
"You know you are in love when you don't want to sleep because reality is BETTER than your dreams."
"It hurts to know you'll never remember the things I will never forget."
"Hate all you want. You can't break the girl who thinks nothing of you."
"I want someone who just wants to be near me. To whisper in my ear. To hold my hand. To put my hair back behind my ear when it falls in my face. To wrap me in his arms, and tell me, he loves me."
"We are so consumed in todays society we forget about the true beauty in this world."
"She's been there: when I cry, when I get heart broken, when I laugh, whenever there's been rough times, when I'm mad, when I'm happy, when I'm jealous, when I'm crazy, when I'm down, when I'm sad, when I'm pretty, when I'm ugly...basically she's been through everything with me, and that's a girl I call: MY BEST FRIEND!!"
"I'm so scared that I'll want to love you forever and you'll only want me for a few moments in your life."
"I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday..."
"Life is about trusting your feelings and taking chances, losing and finding happiness, appreciating the memories & learning from the past and realizing people will always change..."
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us."
"If people are laughing behind your back, it's because your ahead of them."
"You talk it, we live it, you're jealous, admit it."
"My friends rock. Your Jealous. End of Story."
"I was lookin' up at the stars...and giving them each a reason why I love you. I was doing great...until I ran out of stars..."
"Tears are the words hearts can't say."
"Just because she comes off strong doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying even though she acts like nothing is wrong, maybe, just maybe...she's really good at lying."
"I am just a girl who wants a man to love her...no matter what until the end of time."
"I wanna run with the reckless emotion, find out if love is the size of an ocean, even if I crash down and burn out, at least I'm gonna know what it feels like to feel alive."
"It's hard to wait around for something that you know might never happen. But it's even harder to give up especially when its everything you ever wanted."
"Don't fall for someone unless they are willing to catch you."
15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART(OR IN THE UK IT IS CALLED ASDA)
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
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GIRLS THIS IS A MUST READ!!-
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his friends,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put "u" and "i" together.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
"I think I thought I thunk!"
"I hope Raoul is always watching you!"
"Im out of my mind now please leave a message at the beep youBEEEP!"
"Im running out of random things to say . . . ."
"My fortune cookie said once ' Go and find what the meaning of life is' I've been serching ever since. . . .and i've discovered life has no point unless it is not spent serching for useless things. . . . ."
"LETS GO FLY A KITE!"
"I'm losing my mind . . . Can you help me look for it once it's gone?"
" . . . CAUSE OSCAR MYRE HAS A WAY WITH B-O-L-O-GNA!"
"SAVE THE FLYING UNICORNS!"
say it aloud and it will make more sence. . . . i think. . .
[This guy] said that he was at the screening. And he lost his wallet. … And when he found it he was missing his driver’s license. So he called up the police station to report it. And he said he was talking to the police officer and the police officer was filling out a report. And he says — the police officers says, “okay, sir, what screening were you at?” He said, “‘The X-Files’ screening.”
And the officer said, “wait a second. Do Mulder and Scully kiss?” [Laughter]
He said, “hang on a sec, that’s not really important right
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