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Joined 09-24-10, id: 2551104, Profile Updated: 12-06-10
Author has written 10 stories for Metalocalypse.

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Right now, I'm on a massive binge of Metalocalypse fandom, so that's probably all you'll be seeing out of me. I realize that the bulk of my writing right now is mostly of Toki and Skwisgaar. Although they are among my favourite pairings, I'm actually a Charles/Pickles shipper. I just thought that was weird.

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His Boys by Kealsey Aburame reviews
Charles always likes to check up on his boys even when it's not strictly necessary. AKA: I basically just wanted more of Charles and the boys.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/21/2014 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
A New Year by SassyOcean reviews
Skwisgaard/Toki, fluff. Consists of a party and two Scandinavians who are at a crossroads. Rated T for language, though it is incredibly mild. (I suppose I ought to note that this is really really gay.)
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Skwisgaar S., Toki W.] - Complete
Practice by Burnse reviews
Oneshot. Skwisgaar is worried about Toki's complete disregard for guitar practice, despite his constant requests for solos. Swisgaar/Toki fluff with mostly Angry!Toki.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Okay by bangarang413 reviews
No one is dealing with the disappearance of Toki well, but Skwisgaar is probably handling it the worst of all. Pickles gets the reason out of him in the middle of an emotional breakdown.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Love is Brutal by gossamernomore reviews
What frightened them were the things that lived in their minds, Toki realized; things they still loved, despite the horror and terror that laced that love. Skwisgaar x Toki, don't like don't read.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,184 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S.
Or Perhaps the Decree of Fate by korr reviews
Set Pre-Dethklok, an unlucky Charles, who starts off as a timid law clerk, meets Nathan and his life gets turned upside down as his apartment slowly becomes a halfway home for wayward musicians. SLASH
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,043 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E.
Slave to the Grind by gossamernomore reviews
Ongoing collection of Preklok, Earlyklok, and Flashback fics. Rated Mature overall, but each story will include its own warnings. Most pairings are Skwisgaar x Toki and/or Charles/Pickles.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,367 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
Weaknessklok by sillynekorobs reviews
Short, drabble-ish scenes of Dethklok at their not-so-metal best. Some are funny, and some downright cute. Because no one can be brutal ALL the time.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 8,713 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009
East of the Sun and West of the Moon by korr reviews
A very metal fairy tale. Slash
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Cuckoldklok by Lassroyale reviews
There's something going on behind the closed door of Charles' office – and Nathan's pissed it doesn't involve him. **A/N: This is unabashed and unapologetic CRACK!FIC**
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/14/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Panacea For the Poison by Lassroyale reviews
There's darkness in Charles, poison in his veins that will consume him entirely…but what can soothe the ache is exactly what Charles won't allow himself to have.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
God Loves Ugly by Lassroyale reviews
Charles has killed for them, bled for them, and died for them. And for the first time, Nathan sees what loyalty really looks like – the ugliness and the beauty. (**NOTE: Story has been UPDATED as of 3/11/13. It has been edited for flow and the expansion of some ideas here and there.**)
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Drabble Collection by murderofonerose reviews
A series of Metalocalypse drabbles. Lots of slash or slash-if-you-squint, mostly either Nathan and Charles or Skwisgaar and Toki right now. Each drabble is stand-alone.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,777 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010
Breaking Lamps II by ToInsanitysEnd reviews
Set shortly after Snakes 'N Barrels II. Nathan is bothered by something that happened that fateful night in L.A. - Nathan/Charles, slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,148 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Finds Me A Fathers by murderofonerose reviews
Skwisgaar decides he doesn't want to be the only guy in the band who never had a father. Set during Dethdad.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Skwisgaar S., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
No Secure Hand by Kid Dynamite 090 reviews
A rather sad look at Toki after learning he was lied to and betrayed by a certain blonde. Somewhat based off 'September Sun' by Type O Negative.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S.
Blame it on the alcohol by lacking efficiency reviews
Murderface/Pickles slash. Guys drunk kiss each other all the time, don't they?
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/9/2010 - W. Murderface, Pickles - Complete
Pushy by ToInsanitysEnd reviews
Nathan gets a little pushy…Why? Because he can. - Nathan/Charles, slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Hangover by CrystallicSky reviews
After the party comes the hangover...and some other stuff. N/C, ONESHOT
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Comfort by Larien Mithrandir reviews
The soft, tender moment from "Shelter", in Charles's POV. Again, a sister piece to "Irish Eyes". Rated M for sexual activity. Reviews are appreciated.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/11/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Pickles - Complete
Shelter by Larien Mithrandir reviews
A soft, tender moment between Charles and Pickles, after Charles returns to Mordhaus. Sister piece to "Irish Eyes". Rated M for sexual activity. Reviews are appreciated.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Pickles, C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
The Language of Trees by Space Toaster reviews
It's 1993 and Murderface is in love.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2010 - W. Murderface - Complete
Mixtape by Larien Mithrandir reviews
Drabbles of Pickles, inspired by music, sprinkled generously with some Pickles/Charles action. Rated M for sex, drugs, and alcohol. Reviews are appreciated.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Pickles, C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
I'm Famished by pdotzombie reviews
Toki's thoughts during dinner. Yeah, I'm crap at summaries.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Body Heat by Lady Midath reviews
The boys need to conserve body heat and thngs happen.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Nathan E., W. Murderface - Complete
Irish Eyes by Larien Mithrandir reviews
Drabble. Charles muses about his favorite feature of Pickles. Fluff, really. Rated T for a hint of sex. Reviews are appreciated.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/12/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Pickles - Complete
Ams you cold? by pdotzombie reviews
Slash, but no smut. Just fluff. Skwisgaar really hates camping and can't sleep. Fortunately for him, Toki can't sleep, either.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Halloweenklok by Larien Mithrandir reviews
Just a one-shot of a Dethklok Halloween. Rated M because Pickles is drunk, horny, and attracted to his manager. There's no sex, but it's slash. You've been warned. Reviews are appreciated.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Pickles, C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Anniversary by gossamernomore reviews
S/T. Beware the fluff. I don't own Metalocalypse so don't sue me.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Stucks to de Walls by the empress of lala land reviews
Based off the episode "Mordland" or Fan Day. Rated T for suggestive thoughts from... Who else? Skwisgaar. SkwisToki
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Drabbles of the Bassist as a Young Man by Space Toaster reviews
Reuploaded with new format A year in the life of a teenage Murderface. Neglect, self-hate, theft and the beginning of love, all in twelve bite-sized drabbles. Rated for language and VERY mild hints of sexuality
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2009 - W. Murderface - Complete
Klokwork Brutality by CrystallicSky reviews
Because in Mordhaus, brutality DOES happen like Klokwork. N/C, ONESHOT
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Never Let Him See by The Mechanical Magpie reviews
Skwisgaar's not always the jerk everyone thinks he is, but he'd never let anyone else know that. Slash, Skwisgaar/Toki. Don't like, don't read. Oneshot.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Ulysses by risokura reviews
Emotional attachments were of a foreign concept to him. SkwisgaarToki
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Towers In Sleep by risokura reviews
In this one instance, when the sun is hanging just below the horizon, bathing all in it’s aureate glow, we can be normal. SkwisgaarToki.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Lullaby by Blessed by the Angel of Death reviews
Toki recieves some comfort from a friend after his father's death. feel free to read and review.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Tokiism by Alpha Hydra reviews
Skwisgaar is not the religious type. one-shot and slash: Skwisgaar/Toki
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Dubiety by Freya1867 reviews
It all came down to one moment; one decision. TokixSkwisgaar
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Their Story by MildlyInsane reviews
Metalocalypse, Dethklok... How Skwisgaar and Toki first met and, eventually, how they met the rest of the band. It deals a lot with Toki and Skwisgaar's friendship. NOT slash. If you are reading this, review it, please. This story is now complete...
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,337 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
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When In Doubt reviews
When in doubt, it's probably best to ask questions instead of taking action.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2012 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Good Fun with a Handgun
Murderface gets really bored and tries like hell to find something to do. Sort of attached to "Absolution," the finale to my last Skwisgaar/Toki fic, but only marginally.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/14/2011 - W. Murderface, C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Takes Care of Yous reviews
Murderface needs to be bathed; super drunk, puked everywhere. Skwisgaar finds him and can't help but take pity on him.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/22/2010 - W. Murderface, Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Paranoid Eyes reviews
The boys are in the studio, Skwisgaar's playing his guitar... nothing out of the ordinary... or so you think. Skwisgaar plays something that catches Toki's ear; something completely different. Toki tries to get to the bottom of it.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Absolution
The conclusion for my T/S fic, the previous two chapters being "3 Libras" and "Echoes". Enjoy.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Echoes reviews
An alternate version of "3 Libras," this one written from Skwisgaar's point of view. I OWN NOTHING, and I make no money from this.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
3 Libras
Toki sees Skwisgaar go into his room with a few groupies, and feels like everything that's happened between them has meant absolutely nothing and Skwisgaar doesn't even see him passed the sluts anymore. I OWN NOTHING, etc.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Charlie Boy reviews
It's St. Patrick's Day, and the boys have invited Charles out for drinks. Charles obliges, but is put off by the fact that there are big plans for the next day—plans that obviously have been broken, already—and no one seems to care.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/9/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Pickles
Vacations Are Brutal reviews
The boys are away, so Charles takes some time for himself. He ends up losing himself in some memories, and things go much differently than he'd planned for. Inspired by a linked art piece. Slash - don't like, don't read. I OWN NOTHING.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,468 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Pickles - Complete
Take On Me reviews
Toki wants to be closer to his friends. Is that such a bad thing? I forgot to do a disclaimer, so here: I DON'T OWN METALOCALYPSE! And I make no money off of my stories.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Toki W., Pickles - Complete