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Author has written 16 stories for Megamind, Looney Tunes, Disney, Sisters Grimm, Wreck-It Ralph, Hotel Transylvania, Rise of the Guardians, Despicable Me, Peter Pan, Mr. Peabody & Sherman, Penguins of Madagascar, and Strange Magic.
Hello everyone! So anyway, let me tell you some stuff about me
Favorite Place: Ocean
Favorite Name(s): Wally, Lillie, Bob
Favorite Food: Pie (Yum!)
Favorite time of the year: Winter (Chanukah!) Fall
Favorite Holiday: Chanukah, Haloween, My B-Day!
Favorite T.V Show: Monk, Dr. Who, Sherlock, Downton Abbey
Favorite Movie: Despicable Me, Megamind
Favorite Music: I love Ingrid Michaelson, He is We and any other artist who really puts a story into their work.
Religion: Technically... Jewish. But I'm an atheist. And based on the definition of religion (a set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe, especially when considered as the creation of a superhuman agency or agencies, usually involving devotional and ritual observances, and often containing amoral code governing the conduct of human affairs) then technically atheism is a religion. Kinda...
I AM PRO CHOICE! I believe in abortion. It's my fucking body! And if you aren't pro choice, that's fine. All beliefs are cool. I'm just a person who believes in the science of it all. ACTUALLY I'M A PERSON WHO BELIEVES IN FUCKING SCIENCE. BECAUSE SCIENCE IS REAL! Until that baby has a pumping, beating heart and a working nervous system it is not alive! So yes, it might be sad to think of what might have been. But you've gotta think about how the stupid choice is going to affect the would be mother. It could ruin her life! You have two futures at hand! And I'd rather deal with the future of the person who don't wanna baby!
I am also pro gay marriage! I'm strait, but some of my best friends aren't. And their boyfriends and girlfriends are the best people ever! And honestly, it doesn't have anything to do with you if you are against it. Just think about it this way. If you want gays to hide that fact, then fine! But then gay men will marry YOUR girlfriends. And I can almost guarantee that they will make better husbands than most strait guys.
I am a proud athiest! Never believed in a God, never will! Again. SCIENCE! WOOHOO!
I am cool with any and all beliefs though because I think religion is one of the coolest things ever.
I'm a Dr. Who fan! Actually, I'm a person who loves anything British! My goal is to leave the US and go to Europe when I'm older!
Dr. Who Stuffs!
One Two Three Four, I declare a time war,
Why is the box blue?
Rose went away, so the Doctor was blue,
Doctor Who is basically a Sci-fy FairyTale. Think of it from the companions point of view:
Rose is Little Red Riding Hood who was afraid of the Big Bad Wolf.
The next time someone says, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me," HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this to your profile.If you laugh at any sentence, even if it's the stupidest sentence ever, that ends with, "With my face!", copy and paste this to your profile.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
Is there such a thing as an original idea?
Is there such a thing as an original character that DOES NOT have some of the authors characteristics?
How is it that the government-issued history books rave about how the arts have such a profound effect on society, and yet the goverment is slowly cutting off fundings FOR the arts?
Have you ever noticed that genius and lunatic got hand in hand?
Why is it that when a rich person wears black, their sophisticated, but a normal person wears it and their weird?
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', TitanRavenFreak, Bewarethedarkness, Demonchild99, randomlass,Hipprincess, MidnightGypsie, LillithDemon, Galimatias
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.
Ever ran into a wall or part of one, Copy and paste this into your profile.
Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae.
If you don't believe in God, copy and paste this to your profile.
Ever just look at the world- war, famine, disease, illegal love, homelessness, hopelessness, racism, sexism, antisemitism, murder- and decide that God is either a fucking tease, lazy or doesn't give a shit?
Twilight was meant to be a comedy. Someone mixed up the genre in processing.
If you take away from Avenue Q like it's your new bible, copy and paste this!
I miss George Carlin :'(
"When it comes to bullshit- big time, major league, bullshit- you have to stand in awe of the all time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion." (George Carlin)
"Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever till the end of time... but he loves you!" (George Carlin)
"In any decent universe this guy would have been out on his all powerful ass a long time ago."
George Carlin and I celebrate the same religion. We're sun worshipers. Why? First of all, we can see the sun. "I'm big on that. If I can see something, it kinda helps the credibility along." It gives me what I need- light, warmth, plants, food. It doesn't judge me, I don't have to learn any prayers or songs. Sun worshipers don't pray to the sun though. That's asking too much of it. Instead, we pray to Chuck Norris. Unlike invisa-man up there, he actually gets the job done.
"So the next time you see some douchebag in front of an abortion clinic or trying to ban a Harry Potter novel just say oooooh sky cake!" (Patton Oswalt)
Fine men. Ban abortions. You just get to take the kid. Have fun.
If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this in your profile.
Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you do understand it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.
If you actually post your stories as 'complete' when you finish them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe in gay marriage, pro choice, stem cell research and not being an asshole, copy and paste this to your page!
If you think the government should take "one nation under God..." out of the pledge of allegiance, copy and paste this to your profile!
Avenue Q is the BEST SHOW EVER! Featuring songs such as "The Internet is for Porn", "Everyone's a Little Bit Racist", "If You Were Gay" and "It Sucks to be Me!".
I have currently been on this site for almost two whole years! And I've loved every minute of it! I've really grown as a writer and I can see it myself! My stories started out as mediocre and now they are better than ever. Practice might not make perfect, but it sure as hell gets your skill level up! I am so greatful for it! Really!
I'm sadly single, but I'm looking! I wan't a man in my life. Preferably one whose not too religious and likes reading a ton of my shit.
I love writing stories with ideas from other people. It makes so many people feel included in the story when they have an effect on the outcome. It's like that choose your own adventure book! The one we all loved because we had an impact on what happened in the story we were reading! It makes it more fun!
So... keep reading! And writing!
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