Poll: A new update of Protect is fast approaching my pretties! And Somewhere in Between is sure to follow! However a new story idea looms on the horizon. Should I reveal the newest idea before it all? Or should we say screw it and see what the others have to offer! You can choose three! But know that this matters very little. I'm just hyping up the fact that HOLY SHIT PROTECT IS GONNA BE UPDATED IN A MATTER OF DAYS! And the fact that [ahem] this new story might just contain Disney Villains... and who the hell doesn't love them... Vote Now!
Author has written 17 stories for Disney, Sisters Grimm, Wreck-It Ralph, Rise of the Guardians, Despicable Me, Mr. Peabody & Sherman, Penguins of Madagascar, Strange Magic, and Zootopia.
A NOTE BEFORE I BEGIN.
THIS BLOG DOES NOT ACCEPT SPONTANEOUS CORRECTIONS
Yes, the comments section exists. And I am thrilled that you thought enough to even leave one! Thank you! Much appreciated!
HOWEVER if you have the need to correct everything I wrote please PM me, not drop it in the comments.
I really wont respond if it's there. At all. You'll be left hanging. And I'd hate to leave anyone hanging.
ON THE OTHER SIDE
THIS BLOG DOES NOT TAKE OC'S
I was young. I was foolish. I wanted people to like me.
Now I just want to write and live in a hole and eat Doritos. If you have an OC then please, by all means, write a story. I am not your writer.
Do not drop a request in the comments section with a small novels length about your peppy blonde witch/mermaid/school girl who is shy but also has the power to save the world but also has purple hair and can sing perfectly and has dreams and wants nothing more than to sprinkle love but also sword fights like a pro and catches the eye of every male ever in existence and bad boys turn good for her and good boys swoon and everyone loves her and now she would be the perfect fit in my story...
... or something like that...
Write a story.
And then tell me to read it. I will read it if you ask.
I just wont write it.
I am here to write for myself.
ALRIGHT FOLKS. Here's an update about me. (because the last time I edited this I was 18 and had no idea what I was doing!)
I'm in college. I'm 21. I write. And sometimes, if I'm lucky, I write something good.
I have a dog who fairly trades my rambles and random bursts of singing with a fair amount of bellyrubs. I am a constant visitor of the fair city of New York. I am a massive nerd, love (almost) anything Disney and have a penchant for trying to be funny in mostly anything that I write.
I cannot touch my tongue to my nose.
I have a lot of freckles.
My hair holds a rebellion against me almost every day.
I can't wink for the life of me.
My religion is food and my church is Trader Joe's (all hail the mighty Joe Joe, creator of all things good and holy).
LOL JUST KIDDING! WHAT KIND OF RELIGION IS THAT!
I'm a full fledged atheist. Ah. Ain't that so much better?
I am pro-choice, fight for gay rights, and support a number of other important causes. I talk about these in all of my fics and am fully supportive of most liberal causes that are in the world (yes, you did see that correctly, I am a liberal. No, if you squint it does not change). If these things offend you, then don't read them. (Easy, right?)
And let me be very clear about something.
The fact that I am an atheist has nothing to do with the fact that I believe women should have the right to choose what to do with their bodies that if you love someone you can marry them and you shouldn't have guns as well as so many other causes.
I believe these things because I am a decent human being that believes in a magical thing called good morals and science.
If you don't know what these are, then I advise you leave your hate mail where you wish. I promise to read them when my fucks return from the war. But that may take a while, so why not you just send them to Santa or whatever. I'm sure the change of pace would be refreshing.
I am always open to talking, so drop by and leave me a message! It's nice to meet you all! Now let's get reading, shall we?
THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS
Favorite songs at the current moment:
These change near daily. But my style doesn't much!
Goddammit what kind of monster are you to ask that question!
Writing while eating pie
Honestly, I'm a glutton for Disney. But the classics never fail. Oh wait... the classics are Disney...
Favorite Choice of Clothes
A smile, a pink dress and as much glitter as I can heap onto my tiny body.
I only have 5 foot of me to cover, so it doesn't take much. But you'd be surprised... I'm peppy and live off of sparkles. I will empty a bottle before you can say Live Long and Prosper.
SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE SEEN THOSE RELIGION POSTS ON OTHER BLOGS THAT PREACH ABOUT HOW IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE YOU'LL GO TO HELL.
You wont find that here.
Are you a good person?
Have you done a good deed?
Do you believe in sound morals that don't hurt others and keep your opinions to yourself unless helpful to the world?
Then congrats. I'm sure that whatever god exists or doesn't is... I don't know... proud? Or something?
Whatevs. Just don't be a dick.
This blog is a safe space and supports/is willing to learn more about all sexualities, religions and races. If you're here, you're most likely here to read whatever hellish concoction I've brewed up. But know that if you're here, you're safe too. And that is not a bonus, it's a promise.
Conservatives beware. I do not spin golden lies. Those were made years ago and were donated to Trump to place atop his head.
This blog, however, is not a safe space when it comes to grammar. Can't understand the stuff. Plan to cringe a lot.
Please keep in mind that most stories that you'll find on here were written by me in high school. Nearly six years ago. I have grown as a writer. I've gotten better (or whatever you think I got, who the hell knows). So I'll be doing lots of rewrites.
And for stories that are impossible to rewrite (cough cough, Protect, cough cough) let's just pretend that the only chapters that exist, exist from this year onward, shall we?
ALSO- TO THE FEW THAT HAVE ASKED- MY STORIES ARE NOT STOLEN. THEY ARE PUBLISHED ON THREE DIFFERENT WEBSITES AND TWO OF THEM ARE UNDER A DIFFERENT USERNAME!!!
DO NOT STEAL. STEALING IS BAD. WHY WOULD ANYONE STEAL SOMEONE ELSES ART. NOT GOOD. BAD.
DON'T DO IT.
Glad we had this talk.
But if you want to follow me on those sites... :D
My tumblr (where I post some of my stuff first) is humanity in a handbag! Go! See my writing and my face! They're both there! (You can also occasionally hear my awful east coast accent...)
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