Poll: A new update of Protect is fast approaching my pretties! And Somewhere in Between is sure to follow! However a new story idea looms on the horizon. Should I reveal the newest idea before it all? Or should we say screw it and see what the others have to offer! You can choose three! But know that this matters very little. I'm just hyping up the fact that HOLY SHIT PROTECT IS GONNA BE UPDATED IN A MATTER OF DAYS! And the fact that [ahem] this new story might just contain Disney Villains... and who the hell doesn't love them... Vote Now!
Author has written 16 stories for Looney Tunes, Disney, Sisters Grimm, Wreck-It Ralph, Hotel Transylvania, Rise of the Guardians, Despicable Me, Peter Pan, Mr. Peabody & Sherman, Penguins of Madagascar, and Strange Magic.
ALRIGHT FOLKS. Here's an update about me. (because the last time I edited this I was 18 and had no idea what I was doing!)
I'm in college. I'm 21. I write. And sometimes, if I'm lucky, I write something good.
I have a dog who fairly trades my rambles and random bursts of singing with a fair amount of bellyrubs. I am a constant visitor of the fair city of New York. I am a massive nerd, love (almost) anything Disney and have a penchant for trying to be funny in mostly anything that I write.
I cannot touch my tongue to my nose.
I have a lot of freckles.
My hair holds a rebellion against me almost every day.
I can't wink for the life of me.
My religion is food and my church is Trader Joe's (all hail the mighty Joe Joe, creator of all things good and holy).
LOL JUST KIDDING! WHAT KIND OF RELIGION IS THAT!
I'm a full fledged atheist. Ah. Ain't that so much better?
I am pro-choice, fight for gay rights, and support a number of other important causes. I talk about these in all of my fics and am fully supportive of most liberal causes that are in the world (yes, you did see that correctly, I am a liberal. No, if you squint it does not change). If these things offend you, then don't read them. (Easy, right?)
And let me be very clear about something.
The fact that I am an athiest has nothing to do with the fact that I belive women should have the right to choose what to do with their bodiesthat if you love someone you can marry them and you shouldn't have guns as well as so many other causes.
I believe these things because I am a decent human being that believes in a magical thing called good morals and science.
If you don't know what these are, then I advise you leave your hate mail where you wish. I promise to read them when my fucks return from the war. But that may take a while, so why not you just send them to Santa or whatever. I'm sure the change of pace would be refreshing.
I am always open to talking, so drop by and leave me a message! It's nice to meet you all! Now let's get reading, shall we?
THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS
Favorite songs at the current moment:
These change near daily. But my style doesn't much!
Goddammit what kind of monster are you to ask that question!
Writing while eating pie
Honestly, I'm a glutton for Disney. But the classics never fail. Oh wait... the classics are Disney...
Favorite Choice of Clothes
A smile, a pink dress and as much glitter as I can heap onto my tiny body.
I only have 5 foot 1 of me to cover, so it doesn't take much. But you'd be surprised... I'm peppy and live off of sparkles. I will empty a bottle before you can say Live Long and Prosper.
This blog is a safe space and supports/is willing to learn more about all sexualities, religions and races. If you're here, you're most likely here to read whatever hellish concoction I've brewed up. But know that if you're here, you're safe too. And that is not a bonus, it's a promise.
Conservatives beware. I do not spin golden lies. Those were made years ago and were donated to Trump to place atop his head.
This blog, however, is not a safe space when it comes to grammar. Can't understand the stuff. Plan to cringe a lot.
Please keep in mind that most stories that you'll find on here were written by me in high school. Nearly six years ago. I have grown as a writer. I've gotten better (or whatever you think I got, who the hell knows). So I'll be doing lots of rewrites.
And for stories that are impossible to rewrite (cough cough, Protect, cough cough) let's just pretend that the only chapters that exist, exist from this year onward, shall we?