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Joined 08-19-02, id: 255406, Profile Updated: 12-12-08
Author has written 5 stories for Artemis Fowl.

Yo. S'up. I'm slime. I'm a geeky science student at a university that doesn't believe in sleep, one of the reasons I haven't updated in so long. I'm from the UK, where it is currently COLD and I have to go home from uni for the holidays today and I don't have a hat. Woe. This has no relevance to your life whatsoever. I'm a bit out of touch with the whole AF fandom at the moment cos I went off to Central America for four months and couldn't face the backlog when I got back. That was two years ago, so backlog's quite a bit bigger now. I have written most of the next chapter of Seven Sins, just have to get round to finishing it. May happen over christmas. It's likely that I'll get distracted by quantum mechanical wavefunctions/desperate housewives however. Buckets of hugs to you lot reviewing though, you must have really big shovels to dig up my stuff. And cos I still remember oldschool courier new ff.n: BOLD! Italic! Underlined! ALL THREE AT ONCE!! I shall have to go lie down from the excitement now...

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Convict One More Time by ElairaHunter reviews
Rated just in case. Foaly's song to the tune of 'Baby one more time'. Please R&R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/14/2004
Death by Blue Yeti reviews
COMPLETE. Three deaths. How these deaths shape the world and the fairies who survive them. Details Holly's first few days at the LEP. First story in the Triangle Arc. PreAF Hollycentric, with a side order of Trouble and Grubby revelations.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,016 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 10/19/2003 - Published: 8/9/2003 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
The Dawn of Change by Red Moon Kree reviews
If you thought the words "Artemis Fowl" and "kidnapping" were bad when they were in the same sentence, what if Artemis was kidnapped? Well LEP be able to save him? Or will they want to? Which old enemy has a part in this...Chapter 7 up but its a bit short
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,938 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/20/2003 - Published: 5/12/2002
Escapes by Trisyl reviews
Artemis's getting tired of the rules and regulations set by his father. But is it really his father, or has he rescued the wrong man?FIFTEENTH CHAPTER HAS ARRIVED!!! I can breathe freely now! *gasps for air* R&R, please!!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,551 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 12/5/2002 - Published: 7/30/2002
Mental Magic by TAFKAF reviews
T'dal Thorn is the best predictor under the world. What can she and an attitudinal techie centaur do to rescue Artemis Fowl from kidnappers?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,940 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/29/2002 - Published: 8/5/2002
The Dark Man by MBroadcloak reviews
After the death of his mother, Artemis is pulled into a battle between the LEP and a demonic enemy bent on tormenting the child genius. Now finished! Please read and review! Not in continuity with the Arctic Incident or any other sequels.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,306 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/7/2002 - Published: 1/5/2002 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
the elves and the shoemaker by wistful-clouds reviews
this is the story in Ella's fairy book. im not sure where i should put this but my friend said to put it here and say that its from gail carson levine's idea. so i did.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/5/2002 - Published: 8/31/2002
The Tortallan Foods by Cosmic Goddess reviews
Hee hee. The gang dresses up like various foods and chaos occurs! Chapter 8 is a very special chapter...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,439 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 4/26/2002 - Published: 1/3/2002
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The Seven Deadly Sins of Holly Short reviews
Holly gets cursed on the way into work (as you do) with a hex that means for the next seven days she will experience each of the seven sins. Needless to say chaos insues. Rated as secondary humour in account of my attempt to be funny...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,667 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 12/9/2003
Strictly Ballroom reviews
Pre-EC. As a celebration of the defeat of the B'wa Kell, a ball will be held for all fairies who were involved. However, this provides a perfect opportunity for enemies of the LEP to strike... COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,361 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/3/2003 - Published: 8/20/2002 - Complete
We're Gonna Run reviews
A collection of 4 songfics... extreme HA. mushiness. fluff. If none of these appeal to you, then possibly you shouldn't read. if not... come on in! First songfic using 'All the things she said' by t.a.T.u. Health warning is applicable on the last songfic
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,002 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/5/2003 - Published: 6/27/2003
The Artemis Fowl News Spot reviews
All the latest news and rumours from the AF world... stuff about the third book, the movie, and links to the best sites!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2003 - Published: 12/5/2002
Strange and Beautiful reviews
My first, and probably last ever songfic, using the words from aqualung's strange and beautiful. Chix reflects on his feelings for Holly. Not as mushy as it sounds... probably. Chapter 2... Holly on Chix... *cackles*
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/17/2003 - Published: 2/20/2003