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Author has written 2 stories for Hellsing, Naruto, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

HI! Welcome to my Profile.

If anyone has any questions about anything I'm working on or just want me to hurry my ass up and write PM me it will probably help me write faster and it shows me you care which helps a lot too.

Story Stats:

That Bites: Cross over with Fullmetal Alchemist and Hellsing. I may not update fast as I have no idea were this story is going but I'll never forget or abandon this story.

Through the Years: This is a new story I'm working on that is a Neville pairing that I very confused to who I will pair him with it is either going to be Cho or Draco. hopefully you guys will like it. It's a Harry Potter fanfic FYI. Will be rated T but it may go up in later chapters, Not very likely unless someone wants it to.

Operation Porn: Is a story that I adopted. It is a Naruto fanfic that will be Kakashi/Iruka. I will be using the orignal chapter 1 form Heliotropic , Its rated T. For the later chapters I will write. Chapter 3 is being worked on.

I Have a shared Account with TheSlytherinInGryffindorRobes called deatheaters-r-us so if you like Harry Potter Fanfic we have one Called What Would Sirius Do? please check it out thanks

Intersts: Harry Potter, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, Dollhouse, CSI, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Black Butler, Swenny Todd, The Mentalist, Castle, Sorcery 101(comic), House MD, Glee, The Morganville Vampires, Xxx Holic, The Guild, Avatar: The last air Bender, The Inharitance cycle, Hellsing, Starship(musical),Repo! The Genetic Opera, The Devils Carnival, All Starkid, Cabin in the Woods, Avengers, Criminal Minds, Pokemon, Supernatural, Lie To Me, Grimm, Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, Jurassic Park, Sherlock, Merlin, Boondock Saints, Walking Dead

Hogwarts Stats:

House : Slythindor ( mix between Syltherin and Gryffindor )

Quidditch Postion : Beater

Pet : A Snake

Favorite Teacher : Professor Snape ; Hagrid

Favorite Qudditch Team : Ireland ; Bulgaria ; England

Favorite Candy : Chocolate frogs ; Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans ; REDVINES!

Favorite Subject : DADA ; Potions ; Care of magical Creaters

Home : Godric's Hollow ; Malfoy Manor ; the Burrow

Boyfriend : George Weasley

Best Friends : Fred and George ; Draco Malfoy ; Luna Lovegood ; Neville Longbottem ; Remus Lupin ; The Trio and Sirius Black

Funny quotes:

Don't hate me; hate yourself for not being me.

I just wanted you to know that if you were ever stung by a jellyfish, I would pee on you.

Toaster. That word is racist. I don't like it!

Aim for the stars! (But first, aim for their bodyguards!)

Don't sweat the petty things. (And don't pet the sweaty things.)

"Your mom: Rated E for Everyone."

You not only crossed the line, you threw up on it.

I'd like a Happy Meal. With extra Happy!

I love funny guys. Not funny-looking guys.

I had a party last night. Sorry you couldn't come. Your boyfriend did...TWICE.

Because I'd rather not talk about your dead ex-boyfriends over coffee.

If your heart was broken, you'd be dead.

Every time I go to the doctor's I get a jacket. A strait one. It makes me feel special because I get to hug myself.

He was hit by a Dodge, which I find funny and ironic.

Please don't throw your cigarette ends on the floor; the cockroaches are getting cancer.

It's because I'm white, isn't it?

That's pretty illegal, even for us.

You're a smart ass, you know that? Objectively, I'd say I'm very smart, although it has nothing to do with my ass.

Rawr. That means 'I love you' in dinosaur.

Wow. That was the most amazing awkward silence ever.

Of course we come from monkeys. Just look at your mom.

If you ever get mauled by bears, I hope they stay away from your face, 'cause I think you're cute.

Aww, he's so cute when he's not trying to destroy humanity...

If you promise not to get emotionally attached, you may kiss my ass.

'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away

This is NOT the life I ordered.

Six hours later, I still hadn't written a thing, but I did win 7 out of 245 games of Solitaire.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Good friends call 911. Best friends stand next to you and scream... STRANGER DANGER!

My coach told me I run like a girl. I told him if he ran a little faster...He can too.

That's absurd. ...I love it.

Best friends: We're the kind of people who laugh at a joke three times. Once when it's told; the 2nd time when they explain it; and (five minutes later)...when we finally get it.

You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

Caution: I might have the sudden urge to kiss you. Be prepared.

Talk nerdy to me.

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Don't walk behind me...you're not my slave. Don't walk next to me...you're not my equal. But please...walk in front of me...cause damn, you have a nice ass.

Never do anything you wouldn't want to have to explain to the paramedics.

What do you and a christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.

I'm the kind of girl who can watch tons of horror movies and not get scared, but scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops out of the toaster.

Every day, I beat my previous record of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

Chuck Norris counted to Infinity...TWICE.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King...and got one.

If you love something, set it free, or cripple it so it can't get away.

I did your Top 8.

Don't speak unless you can improve the silence.

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

I'm so old, they've cancelled my blood type.

We had gay burgulars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

I'm such a good cook, I can UNscramble an egg!

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

I'm an After-School Special.

I'm on a diet. I only eat chocolate on days that end with a "Y"

And for my next trick, I'll need a condom and a volunteer.

I would kick you in the nuts if you had any.

Life blows: Enjoy the breeze.

I'm never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce!

I do all my own nude scenes.

Due to increased security measures, all articles of your clothing must be removed immediately!

I'm not skipping school. I'm on a self-motivated field trip.

I play strip uno.

We spend the first twelve months of our chidlren's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.

I stayed up all night playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a Full House and 4 people died.

It's the way you make me laugh when I don't even want to smile.

Be a rebel; open the wrong side of the popcorn bag.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Call me by my gangster name: Funky Fresh!

If you woke up breathing; Congratulations! You have a second chance!

I knew it. I knew it. Well, not in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know.

We specialize in accurate interpretation of your pathetically unclear and dismally vague description of what you think you want.

Do you remember when Pluto was a planet? Yeah, those were the days...

I feel violated...do it again.

The guy might wear the pants in the family, but I control the zipper.

I play air guitar in an air band.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

I like to murder people in sadistic ways while humming showtunes.

I want it all. And I want it delivered by cute, naked men.

Shh! I'm gangstering!

Hello, this is your life speaking. You have no idea what you're doing, do you?

Note to self: Don't forget to breathe.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

I say we shoot Cupid and see how he likes it.

No I WON'T go to hell, I've got a restraining order.

Was that an earthquake or did I just rock your world?

Friends will be like, "Well you deserve better." But best friends will be prank calling him and saying "You will die in seven days."

Our survival requires bold, decisive, visionary leadership. So basically we're all screwed.

The tooth fairy teaches kids that they can get money for selling body parts, I blame her for prostitution.

One day as you lay in bed and look at the stars you wonder... where the hell is my roof?!

No Tresspassing. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with a rock... or something

We didn't do it. Nobody saw us do it. Can't prove anything.

You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?

Sex is not the answer! Sex is the question, yes is the answer.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left.

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

I'm looking forward to regretting this.

English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige.

When your dad is mad at you and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.

I'm a multi-tasker. I can talk AND annoy you at the same time.

Guys don't fall for me; I trip them.

I believe in dragons, unicorns, good men, and other mythical creatures.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday

Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"I had a psychic boyfriend... he left me before we met."

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made the horn louder."

"Person One: I know you are, but what am I?
Person Two: Scientists haven't figured that out yet."

"I don't know why, but for some strange reason girls get into hissy fits when you don't remember their birthday. On the other hand, if you mention their age, they go ballistic on you."

You know you need a boyfriend when cartoon characters start looking amazingly hot.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna do? Kill me?

Nice face! What are you going to do when the babboon wants his ass back?

Sometimes it's best to not question your friend. Just help them dump the body bag into the river.

"He was just found dead."

"Was it fatal?"


"How fatal?"


"I'd like to speak with him immediately."

"He's dead."

Glad you made it this far now read a story!

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Building Trust by mystery writer5775 reviews
Edward has just lost his brother and the only one he trusts. Now placed on probabtion with Roy they are sent to a private school to teach posing as father and son. But when trouble builds will Ed be up to it? Takes place during book 4. Roy/Ed parental fic
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 109,211 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 4/5/2017 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
A Very Weird Musical by ginnyrules27 reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Snape, Dumbledore, Cho, Cedric and Malfoy have all been summoned. But for what purpose? To watch a video on Youtube about... them! REVIEW! I own nothing!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,272 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 10/9/2010
Stitches & Threads by Regency reviews
AU. John's new wardrobe draws more than its fair share of attention. Sherlock is not amused. Sherlock/John. Incomplete.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 5/1/2012 - [Sherlock H., John W.]
Things Team 19 Are No Longer Allowed To Do:SE by maverickiceman reviews
Things Team 19 Are No Longer Allowed To Do:Special Edition. An in-depth look at the origins of the 'Rules' as listed by H.E. Gray. M for safety's sake.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Ibiki M., Iruka U., Kotetsu H., Izumo K.
In Which Neither Coulson nor Sherlock are Dead by TheDullYellowEye reviews
... and John sort of joins the Avengers. While Coulson's recovering from being stabbed in the chest by a magical spear, Fury is rapidly running out of Agents willing to play babysitter for the newly founded Avengers. So he calls in Captain John Watson, late of the British Royal Army, and blogger and best friend to the infamously antisocial presumably deceased Sherlock Holmes.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,382 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - John W., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Harry Potter Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,419 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2007
Halfway Up the Learning Curve, by Macx reviews
Breaking All the Rules. It's not that he doesn't like Nick, but hanging around a Grimm involves danger. Because trouble seems to find Nick wherever he goes.
Grimm - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,448 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Nick B., Monroe - Complete
Severus Snape and the Lethifold by Aulophobic Clarinetist reviews
One day Harry notices Snape muttering to his cloak. Did you think the Marauder's prank involved a werewolf? Did you think Snape's cloak billowed on it's own? Did you think the two were unrelated occurrences? You thought wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
The 3 Rules 4 Dealing With Men Who Have A NC by Forbidden-Hanyou reviews
-Full Title: The 3 Rules For Dealing With Men Who Have A Napoleon Complex- What if Toshiro and Edward met? What are the guidelines for dealing with two young males with a Napoleon Complex? Well look no further for your answers are in here! NOT YAOI!
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Edward E., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Stories behind the rules by new moongirl reviews
Things team 19 are no longer allowed to do. These are my stories behind them. All Ibiki could recall was that it all started with a Failed D-rank, and then things just snowballed from there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,730 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Iruka U.
Against All My Beliefs by BookAddict01 reviews
Edward Elric, Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye have a new mission: be the perfect little family while Edward attends Ouran Academy on a recruitment mission.... This ought to be interesting.- Slowly being updated
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,763 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Edward E.
What Would Sirius Do? by deatheaters-r-us reviews
Invisibility cloak? Mauraders Map? Evil Plans? What can go wrong? *wink* rating may change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
How They Find Out by LilacSky128 reviews
Merlin is really good at keeping secrets, but surely he's not that good. Chapter 8 - Arthur: Part II Arthur's just found out that Merlin has magic, and he's about to find out he was the last to know... somehow, this annoys him more.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine
FullMetal With the Order by LuckyNumbers reviews
A bored Edward Elric takes up Dumbledore on an offer to teach at Hogwarts and help the Order of the Phoenix. It soon turns out that students aren't his only problem as he has to face a toad in pink, and eventually a man so evil he puts Envy to shame.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,852 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Harry P., Edward E.
Fullmetal Host Club by skywalkerchick1138 reviews
After the ordeal with the Philosopher’s Stone is over, the new Fuhrer decides that Edward is being deprived of the education he deserves. So, he enrolls him in the Ouran Academy. While there, Ed stumbles upon the Host Club. T for language and twin-ness.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Edward E., Tamaki S.
Things I Am Not Allowed to Do in REPO! by dollfacen'pipe reviews
based off of the "things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts" list and Skippy's list. Edited as requested, cos Word screwed it up. Newly Readable!
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2011
St Ripper by rubydesires reviews
Before coming to Sunnydale, Giles had to make his money somehow. NOTE: This is a crack!fic and not for everybody. Have a problem with male strippers? Don't read! You have been warned.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/9/2011 - R. Giles - Complete
Under Their Skin: Akatsuki by Kita Kudai reviews
How to get 'under the skin' of the infamous Akatsuki! Twenty one easy steps.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Year 1976 by antra reviews
As a teenager Severus Snape's life takes an unexpected turn after meeting a relative he never knew he had.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Spike, Severus S.
Magic of Alchemy by Pagen Godess reviews
Mustang and Edward have a mission. To protect Harry Potter and the school of Hogwarts. Forced to play the roles of father and son they find out that they needed each other more than ether of them ever knew. Discontinued. Adoption being finalized.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,967 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Ground Rules by Kristen Sharpe reviews
Twelve year olds are impressionable, vulnerable and, most of all, volatile. That in mind, Mustang decides to lay down a few rules before Ed meets his team.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Edward E.
The Bashing of Edward Cullen by Invader Vidya reviews
Edward Cullen sparkles. Severus Snape scoffs at Edward Cullen. Warning: This story has EDWARD BASHING. You know you like EDWARD BASHING. And SNAPE WORSHIPPING. You know you like SNAPE WORSHIPPING, too.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Severus S., Edward - Complete
Why are there 2 DADA teachers? by Irken Invader reviews
Up for Adoption. PM me if you want it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,955 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Edward E.
Firefly oneshots by Killer Ladybug reviews
These are a series of oneshots. there will be slash and not slash. so if this offends you don't click on it. the main chacture that i use is Simon so he will be in most of them. Enjoy! And don't forget to review!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,254 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Simon
VDay by pokeyspot reviews
CRACKFIC The most dangerous day of the year in Konoha. Valentines day. Kakashi and Iruka are wanted men. Now featuring KakaIru and SasuNaru CRACKFIC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,903 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - [Kakashi H., Iruka U.] [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
I've Got You by DarkAuroran reviews
A battle against the Hidden Village of Mist leaves Konoha in wreckage. Iruka sacrificed everything to save his home and now is in the hands of the infamous Sharingan-Kakashi during his recovery. Kakashi couldn't be happier! Kakairu YAOI, slight sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,532 - Reviews: 2028 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Blind To Notice by Tellytubby101 reviews
The story of the ten times Hatake Kakashi noticed Umino Iruka. And the ten times he saw something inexplicable... that made him fall in love. Slight AU. Shounen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,896 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Lockhart's Matchmaking Misfortune by INMH reviews
Will soon be moved to the REPO! Crossover section. No OCs, no tie-ins with my other HP/Repo story. Lockhart interferes with another Professor's love life in a most horrifying way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Severus S., Blind Mag - Complete
The Forest of Foils and the Path of Pranks by MairiNathaira reviews
The war has ended. Draco's confused with his future, and George misses his twin. In a moment of fate, they find each other. SLASH WARNING. Draco/George.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,510 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Draco M., George W. - Complete
The Naruto Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Episode 14: These are the Loops that never end...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,389 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/2/2006
The Bleach Omake Files by Innortal reviews
It seems even the Bleach Universe is affected by the Infinite Loop. How will Ichigo handle being an Anchor?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,775 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 2,508 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Alchemist by Pyralis Anacreon reviews
Edward Elric, as seen by ten mutants.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,462 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Edward E. - Complete
Trapped by mrscakeakajane reviews
Severus and Remus get locked together in the store cupboard at the back of Severus's classroom. With a bottle of whiskey they play, ‘I have never’. What will they find out about each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Professional Courtesy by DyanaRoseJill reviews
His latest case takes Nathan Wallace to the slums of London. One shot.
Crossover - Repo! The Genetic Opera & Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Nathan - Complete
Snape Gets Into The Spirit? by EvilVampireDucky reviews
Snape gets into the halloween spirit, so we know what will happen to the poor students. There's a small crossover with Hellsing. Who will save the students from snape? read to find out. Its also under The Halloween Spirit
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Severus S., Alucard
Hide and Seek by Danyella Skyler Silverfire reviews
The ANBU got uppity and pissed off Iruka who made a bet that he could hide in the village for one month without getting caught. On the very first day Iruka's cousin Iria comes back to Konoha and greatly confuses the issue as well as the citizens.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,740 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Guess Who by Twisted Vixen reviews
Itachi and Naruto are together and very happy. But life always throws a few curve balls in the way. Even Sasuke and Hinata get caught in the crossfire. And everyone goes along for the ride. Sequel to The Get Itachi Laid Challenge. AU, ItaNaru and other.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,882 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Of Outcasts and Sinners by shinigami kitten tvhg reviews
This is a INY/FMA/YYH crossover. When Ed gives his life to save Al, he expected to die, he didnt expect to be offered another chance, and it involved saving another world? Will he survive, and will he find something other than his brother worth living for
Crossover - Inuyasha & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,765 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Inuyasha, Edward E.
The Return of a Sexy Animagus by Emilie D reviews
If you love Sirius, DO NOT READ! If you love Snape, this is the right place, though you won't see him at first. You'll see Sirius, tho. Post-DH, pre-Epilogue. It's a ridiculous tale. But Snape finally gets his due, despite the title.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 76,875 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Get Itachi Laid Challenge by Twisted Vixen reviews
Itachi Uchiha shot down every attempt at a date, male or female. All of his friends and family gave up hope except his brother. Sasuke made it his personal mission to make sure Itachi got laid and he knew just how to do it. Enter Naruto Uzumaki...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,743 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 2,405 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Something To Think About by Lastew reviews
This one is just a bit of fun and kind of strange. How do you find the money to feed 50 Slayers?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/29/2008 - R. Giles - Complete
Game Masters by MAndrews reviews
Wash is both easily bored and easily amused. And Jayne should know better than to mess up Simon's infirmary. Or wear mittens, or speak at all....
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Wash, Simon
Operation P by Heliotropic reviews
Iruka gets fed up with Kakashi's books which results in Anko presenting Iruka with an...interesting challenge. The results make life very complicated. IrukaKakashi This story is free to a good home.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 118 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Harry Potter's Terrible Day by AlastrionaSnape reviews
Anyone who has read the first book knows that Harry ended up on the school chimney once. What would have happened if he apparated somewhere else? This is au. Please seen warnings in the first chapter. Rating raised due to certain descriptions of abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,419 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
One of Those Days by Tsukiori reviews
Iruka doesn't have the best of luck sometimes. He has to explain this to Tsunade after an encounter with Itachi. Slight hints of shounenai, ie malemale.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Iruka U., Itachi U. - Complete
Just Go Away Harry Potter by FairlightMuse reviews
DH Spoiled. An alternate chapter. For the Snape fans!Funny, I promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Blood of an Alchemist by PrincessAnnMacbeth reviews
Edward is thrown into the Hellsing universe when the Nazis try to open the gate he destroyed. Without a way to get home Edward is stuck in a world of vampires and old enemies. Will he survive? Fat chance! On Hold for plot construction
Crossover - Hellsing & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,316 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006
ANBU Antics by Yami no Kaiba reviews
The Sandaime had a very good reason for giving Umino Iruka two fulltime jobs and no vacation. Too bad for the Godaime, the man never wrote that reason down. KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Ma'at by Willow Fireheart reviews
Ma'at seemed like the perfect place to have a break from their life of crime. Little did Simon and River know that it was the perfect place for a family reunion.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,230 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Simon, River - Complete
Is He My Father? by marietsy2 reviews
A oneshot parody. It makes fun of all those Severitus stories out there. I took canon behavior and threw it out of the window.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Straight in a Gay Bar by CatC10 reviews
OOCnes! Humor, mostly, a What if? story about Severus working in a gay bar for fun in summer. Not meant to be taken seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Death & Betrayal by MarbleGlove reviews
Harry PotterHighlander Methos takes a young Severus Snape under his wing.
Crossover - Highlander & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,750 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/8/2004 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Methos, Severus S. - Complete
Hunter Hunted by Brishen reviews
Tsunade gets sick and the replacement paperpusher causes potentially lethal trouble for Kakashi, luckily Iruka is there to save the day, showing he's not quite as goodygoody as thought. Shonenai IrukaKakashi mentions SasuNaru and NejiLee [finished]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Long Lives by Ripper101 reviews
Buffy takes Giles shopping, Giles lets go a little and finds out with the help of dear old Ethan Rayne that the best way to prolong a Slayer's short life is to let her rebel in a demon nightclub.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,997 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Complete
The Sorting Hat Does Kink by Ellipsis Black reviews
The Sorting Hat reveals the truth of the proclivities of the various houses, and it has an example...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Shade More Than Man by Acamar reviews
*Complete* A story of two enemies who have come to live under one roof, and soon started sharing more than the same space... SS/SB SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,494 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/8/2003 - Published: 12/18/2002 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Something Has To Be Done About Parker Abrams by GylzGirl reviews
Buffy is still blue about the way Parker used her. Each of her friends decide to take action.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2002 - R. Giles, Buffy S.
Please Don't Make Us Beg! by cyberwulf reviews
Just a typical wet evening with our favourite mismatched room-mates . . .
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/1/2002 - R. Giles, Spike
Combined Force by Meltha reviews
Spike and Giles band together to face one of the most terrifying events in the history of Sunnydale. Heh. 1 of 1
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/30/2001 - R. Giles, Spike - Complete
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That Bites reviews
Alucard is sent to Amestris by Integra to find the boy that could change Hellsing compleatly. Rated for Ed's mouth. Okay Chapter 4 Finally up!
Crossover - Hellsing & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Alucard, Edward E.
Operation Porn reviews
Adopted from Heliotropic. Iruka gets fed up with Kakashi's books which results in Anko presenting Iruka with an...interesting challenge. The results make life very complicated. IrukaKakashi First chaper is not mine. The rest is. Rating may go up *Not Abandoned*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.