Author has written 2 stories for Hellsing, Naruto, and Fullmetal Alchemist.
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Through the Years: This is a new story I'm working on that is a Neville pairing that I very confused to who I will pair him with it is either going to be Cho or Draco. hopefully you guys will like it. It's a Harry Potter fanfic FYI. Will be rated T but it may go up in later chapters, Not very likely unless someone wants it to.
Operation Porn: Is a story that I adopted. It is a Naruto fanfic that will be Kakashi/Iruka. I will be using the orignal chapter 1 form Heliotropic , Its rated T. For the later chapters I will write. Chapter 3 is being worked on.
Intersts: Harry Potter, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, Dollhouse, CSI, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Black Butler, Swenny Todd, The Mentalist, Castle, Sorcery 101(comic), House MD, Glee, The Morganville Vampires, Xxx Holic, The Guild, Avatar: The last air Bender, The Inharitance cycle, Hellsing, Starship(musical),Repo! The Genetic Opera, The Devils Carnival, All Starkid, Cabin in the Woods, Avengers, Criminal Minds, Pokemon, Supernatural, Lie To Me, Grimm, Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, Jurassic Park, Sherlock, Merlin, Boondock Saints, Walking Dead
House : Slythindor ( mix between Syltherin and Gryffindor )
Quidditch Postion : Beater
Pet : A Snake
Favorite Teacher : Professor Snape ; Hagrid
Favorite Qudditch Team : Ireland ; Bulgaria ; England
Favorite Candy : Chocolate frogs ; Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans ; REDVINES!
Favorite Subject : DADA ; Potions ; Care of magical Creaters
Home : Godric's Hollow ; Malfoy Manor ; the Burrow
Boyfriend : George Weasley
Best Friends : Fred and George ; Draco Malfoy ; Luna Lovegood ; Neville Longbottem ; Remus Lupin ; The Trio and Sirius Black
Don't hate me; hate yourself for not being me.
I just wanted you to know that if you were ever stung by a jellyfish, I would pee on you.
Toaster. That word is racist. I don't like it!
Aim for the stars! (But first, aim for their bodyguards!)
Don't sweat the petty things. (And don't pet the sweaty things.)
"Your mom: Rated E for Everyone."
You not only crossed the line, you threw up on it.
I'd like a Happy Meal. With extra Happy!
I love funny guys. Not funny-looking guys.
I had a party last night. Sorry you couldn't come. Your boyfriend did...TWICE.
Because I'd rather not talk about your dead ex-boyfriends over coffee.
If your heart was broken, you'd be dead.
Every time I go to the doctor's I get a jacket. A strait one. It makes me feel special because I get to hug myself.
He was hit by a Dodge, which I find funny and ironic.
Please don't throw your cigarette ends on the floor; the cockroaches are getting cancer.
It's because I'm white, isn't it?
That's pretty illegal, even for us.
You're a smart ass, you know that? Objectively, I'd say I'm very smart, although it has nothing to do with my ass.
Rawr. That means 'I love you' in dinosaur.
Wow. That was the most amazing awkward silence ever.
Of course we come from monkeys. Just look at your mom.
If you ever get mauled by bears, I hope they stay away from your face, 'cause I think you're cute.
Aww, he's so cute when he's not trying to destroy humanity...
If you promise not to get emotionally attached, you may kiss my ass.
'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away
This is NOT the life I ordered.
Six hours later, I still hadn't written a thing, but I did win 7 out of 245 games of Solitaire.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Good friends call 911. Best friends stand next to you and scream... STRANGER DANGER!
My coach told me I run like a girl. I told him if he ran a little faster...He can too.
That's absurd. ...I love it.
Best friends: We're the kind of people who laugh at a joke three times. Once when it's told; the 2nd time when they explain it; and (five minutes later)...when we finally get it.
You can't have manslaughter without laughter.
Caution: I might have the sudden urge to kiss you. Be prepared.
Talk nerdy to me.
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
Don't walk behind me...you're not my slave. Don't walk next to me...you're not my equal. But please...walk in front of me...cause damn, you have a nice ass.
Never do anything you wouldn't want to have to explain to the paramedics.
What do you and a christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
I'm the kind of girl who can watch tons of horror movies and not get scared, but scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops out of the toaster.
Every day, I beat my previous record of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
Chuck Norris counted to Infinity...TWICE.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King...and got one.
If you love something, set it free, or cripple it so it can't get away.
I did your Top 8.
Don't speak unless you can improve the silence.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
I'm so old, they've cancelled my blood type.
We had gay burgulars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
I'm such a good cook, I can UNscramble an egg!
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
I'm an After-School Special.
I'm on a diet. I only eat chocolate on days that end with a "Y"
And for my next trick, I'll need a condom and a volunteer.
I would kick you in the nuts if you had any.
Life blows: Enjoy the breeze.
I'm never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce!
I do all my own nude scenes.
Due to increased security measures, all articles of your clothing must be removed immediately!
I'm not skipping school. I'm on a self-motivated field trip.
I play strip uno.
We spend the first twelve months of our chidlren's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.
I stayed up all night playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a Full House and 4 people died.
It's the way you make me laugh when I don't even want to smile.
Be a rebel; open the wrong side of the popcorn bag.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Call me by my gangster name: Funky Fresh!
If you woke up breathing; Congratulations! You have a second chance!
I knew it. I knew it. Well, not in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know.
We specialize in accurate interpretation of your pathetically unclear and dismally vague description of what you think you want.
Do you remember when Pluto was a planet? Yeah, those were the days...
I feel violated...do it again.
The guy might wear the pants in the family, but I control the zipper.
I play air guitar in an air band.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
I like to murder people in sadistic ways while humming showtunes.
I want it all. And I want it delivered by cute, naked men.
Shh! I'm gangstering!
Hello, this is your life speaking. You have no idea what you're doing, do you?
Note to self: Don't forget to breathe.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
I say we shoot Cupid and see how he likes it.
No I WON'T go to hell, I've got a restraining order.
Was that an earthquake or did I just rock your world?
Friends will be like, "Well you deserve better." But best friends will be prank calling him and saying "You will die in seven days."
Our survival requires bold, decisive, visionary leadership. So basically we're all screwed.
The tooth fairy teaches kids that they can get money for selling body parts, I blame her for prostitution.
One day as you lay in bed and look at the stars you wonder... where the hell is my roof?!
No Tresspassing. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with a rock... or something
We didn't do it. Nobody saw us do it. Can't prove anything.
You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?
Sex is not the answer! Sex is the question, yes is the answer.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
I'm looking forward to regretting this.
English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.
I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige.
When your dad is mad at you and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
I'm a multi-tasker. I can talk AND annoy you at the same time.
Guys don't fall for me; I trip them.
I believe in dragons, unicorns, good men, and other mythical creatures.
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday
Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject
If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
When in doubt, push random buttons!
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"I had a psychic boyfriend... he left me before we met."
"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made the horn louder."
"Person One: I know you are, but what am I?
"I don't know why, but for some strange reason girls get into hissy fits when you don't remember their birthday. On the other hand, if you mention their age, they go ballistic on you."
You know you need a boyfriend when cartoon characters start looking amazingly hot.
I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna do? Kill me?
Nice face! What are you going to do when the babboon wants his ass back?
Sometimes it's best to not question your friend. Just help them dump the body bag into the river.
"He was just found dead."
"Was it fatal?"
"I'd like to speak with him immediately."
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