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Love and Kids by hapakids reviews
Bella and Edward had the perfect life. They had a beautiful home and four gorgeous kids. All of that is about to change when Bella finds out that Edward had lied to her about getting a vasectomy. See where their adventure called 'life' goes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,198 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,217 - Reviews: 4894 - Favs: 4,839 - Follows: 6,178 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
Shamrocks and Shenanigans by mathisson reviews
Bella is working for a catering and event planning company. She has just about pulled off the reception of the year when she's introduced to Edward Cullen, mafia boss. Can he show her that even bad guys can be good .AH/CC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,124 - Reviews: 6034 - Favs: 5,321 - Follows: 3,435 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 330,005 - Reviews: 6982 - Favs: 6,286 - Follows: 7,156 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Keep the Tofurkey, Bring on the Beer! by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Bella Swan wants an escort for Thanksgiving weekend. Edward Cullen wants a second chance. Charlie wants to know where Renee hid the key to his gun safe. Happy Thanksgiving! *First Place and Funniest Popular Vote in the Twilight of Craigslist Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,788 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bella, Edward
Quarterback Sneak by jayhawkbb reviews
As a Seattle sports talk radio host, it's my job to give my opinion on the Seahawks new quarterback, Edward Cullen. But maybe I shouldn't have said what I did...you know, about his butt. E/B Rated M for language and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,393 - Reviews: 3685 - Favs: 2,983 - Follows: 4,372 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 8/31/2012
Wisp by Cris reviews
Edward wins more than he bargained for at what was supposed to be a friendly poker game. AH. Ysar made me my banner!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 325,303 - Reviews: 13632 - Favs: 5,289 - Follows: 6,733 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Quiet On The Set by duhitsangie reviews
America's sweetheart Isabella Swan and Hollywood's playboy Edward Cullen are cast together in an upcoming movie. Will there be sparks or will things just be quiet on the set? And is everything the tabloids say just as it seems? M for Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 115,720 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 1,822 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Bella, Edward
Fic on the Fly by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. Edward, let me introduce you to Bella, a not so starry-eyed college student who really doesn't want anything to do with you. Except for maybe to stab you. Starts out kinda canon, then takes a sharp left at a library in Seattle. Some Romance plus some Drama plus some Comedy equals a "Romantic Dramedy". Or something like that. Either way... fun. EPOV. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 63,125 - Reviews: 3421 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Heavenly Scent by Infinitypoet reviews
On Bella's first day of school, Edward finds himself completely consumed by her scent. Everything about her sings to him. The La Tua Cantante connection is much different canon. AU, M Edward's POV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 113,111 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 2,199 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight on the BLUE LAGOON by knicnort3 reviews
Bella was one of the popular sophomores in her high school, but when a class trip goes awry she finds herself marooned on a tropical island with Edward Cullen, the resident school geek. The two must overcome their differences and learn to work together in order to survive. If you're a fan of 'Twilight' and 'Blue Lagoon', this is the story for you! *more info inside* AH, AU, E/B
Crossover - Twilight & Blue Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,647 - Reviews: 4150 - Favs: 2,574 - Follows: 1,756 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Bella - Complete
As Children After Play by Cris reviews
I've been reading a lot of Evil!Charlie stories here lately and thought I'd try my own. Canon pairings, Cullens are vampires. There will be smut; I like smut . Kick-ass big sister Rosalie and possessive Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 339,780 - Reviews: 2387 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 1,714 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Here in the Garden of Sin by ooza reviews
Edward has spent his entire existence longing for one thing. When he finally gets it, his careful control starts slipping. It doesn't matter to his savior, she's dying either way. Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. ExB/AU/OOC/Dark
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,317 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fatherhood, Formula, and Other F Words by anhanninen reviews
When man-whore, foul-mouthed Edward's life takes an unexpected turn, he's left with a baby to raise. With the help of a friendly neighbor, he learns sometimes the unexpected could be the best thing that's ever happened. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 142,732 - Reviews: 6286 - Favs: 5,876 - Follows: 4,728 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Penal Code by BellaFlan reviews
Undercover Cop Edward Cullen wants some excitement on his beat. Bella, whom he mistakenly thinks is a hooker, desperately needs to snap out of her funk. How deep is Edward willing to go undercover to get the girl? COLLAB with FICTIONFREAK95! AH/Comedy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,603 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Ordinary Proposal by twilover76 reviews
Bella wants to escape her small-town life and live her dreams in New York. What happens when a man almost twice her age makes her an offer she can't refuse? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 163,556 - Reviews: 10704 - Favs: 7,863 - Follows: 6,515 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Holds Barred by jayhawkbb reviews
When Bella opens her dance studio right next to Edward's bar, will Edward hate her...or will he fall for the girl next door? BxE, AH, OOC, rated M for naughty language and behavior.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,603 - Reviews: 2580 - Favs: 3,139 - Follows: 3,958 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,973 - Reviews: 3920 - Favs: 3,374 - Follows: 4,529 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
Accidentally in Love by Missus T reviews
A personal ad for a fake fiancée leads to something they never expected. Two lonely souls discover that faking it might be the best thing that ever happened to them. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,493 - Reviews: 4568 - Favs: 4,353 - Follows: 4,075 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Princess and the E by CLWN reviews
When Bella meets the mysterious 'E' he calls her his Princess and she's soon drawn into his dangerous world of organised crime. But this is no fairytale, so when Edward finds himself in trouble, it's up to his Princess to save him. OOC/AH. ExB AxJ RxEm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 214,813 - Reviews: 3522 - Favs: 3,919 - Follows: 2,903 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Diapers, diplomas, and deadbeat dads by mathisson reviews
Bella has just achieved her Masters and has taken the job of director of the Forks library. Due to events in her past, she is jaded against men in general. Can she turn the library around in only one year, and can Edward convince her that all men aren't out to hurt her? CC, AH,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,527 - Reviews: 3610 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 1,548 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Closets Are For Clothes by Pardon My Focking French reviews
She's too shy, too scared, and too invisible to make a move. With the help of her pesky, no-business-minding best friends, can this closeted wallflower finally have the picture perfect popular princess she has admired from afar for three years? Or will religious fanatics, opinions, and high school put an end to something that could be beautiful before it even starts? Temp. hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,386 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Bella, Alice
Inside Man by ooza reviews
With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,972 - Reviews: 12552 - Favs: 6,138 - Follows: 5,984 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In the Shadow of Your Heart by BellaFlan reviews
Edward didn't mean to kidnap Bella and hold her hostage, but she holds a secret that could destroy his family. Lucifer was an angel too, and love isn't always wholly benevolent. Vamp AU, B/E, Romance/Horror
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,462 - Reviews: 1881 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Edward, Bella
Under Pressure by JiffyKate reviews
Have you ever imagined what it would be like if your favorite characters starred in a John Hughes movie? We have! This is their story. The year is 1984. Bella and Edward are seniors in high school...where everyone is under pressure. Rated M for future lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 105,450 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
State of Love and Trust by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Romance/Comedy. Twilight meets Singles. It's the 90s and Bella is nursing a broken heart while thwarting the affections of her boundary-challenged best friend, Alice. Could the next Eddie Vedder be the balm she needs to learn to trust again? Collab with BellaFlan for Fandom for Sandy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,788 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 189 - Published: 1/23/2013
Seventh and Pine by iambeagle reviews
Eating food, drinking beer, and watching football are acceptable ways to spend your Thanksgiving Day. Wooing your niece's insanely attractive babysitter, however, is not. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,446 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 2,023 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wiegenlied by Cris reviews
Winner of Public Lovin' Fanfiction Contest. Bella's cactus dies and she needs a new friend. Vamp. *no cacti were harmed in the writing of this fic* Banner by FortheLongestDay.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,282 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unrequited by Perry Maxwell reviews
AH, BPOV: Edward left Bella almost a year ago, upending her whole world. What happens when Bella receives a phone call that just might shatter it? "Wait, Alice…Edward is dying?" I choked out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,836 - Reviews: 4427 - Favs: 2,962 - Follows: 2,867 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Give Away Girl by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Honor student Bella Swan has mastered the arts...of manipulating her divorced parents, rolling the perfect joint, and faking an orgasm. Who wouldn't want to keep a girl like her? An unconventional coming of age tale for Gen Xer Bella. Rated M. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 244,020 - Reviews: 2700 - Favs: 2,453 - Follows: 1,871 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Object of My Obsession by cosmogirl7481 reviews
What happens when you're not the only one watching? A cute and slightly creepy love story with a twist. Not twisted. For my friend Laura1025's birthday because I creepy-love her so much.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,776 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 473 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On a Limb by BelieveItOrNot reviews
What happens when you find your first boyfriend at eleven? Can it last forever? That was how old I was when I first met Edward. We met in a tree. A bi-yearly journey through the relationship of a girl and boy who might be meant to be. AH, Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,646 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Undefined Affair by jayhawkbb reviews
Bella, recovering from a broken heart, meets Edward, who isolates himself emotionally. Their attraction is immediate, but can they be friends and lovers - without the love? BxE, all the regs, some drama, some funny, lemony, language AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 235,742 - Reviews: 4117 - Favs: 3,780 - Follows: 2,979 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stigmata Tomato by BellaFlan reviews
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3237 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Between the Covers by CosmoSydney reviews
Every day a different book. Every book a different message. As Bella deliberately works her way through the library, will Edward be able to read between the covers?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,856 - Reviews: 3511 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 1,713 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oh Captain, My Captain by Kim Ginsberg reviews
Emmett, Jasper and Edward have been in the Army for the last 9 years together. Bella is Em's little sister. One package to Em changes everything. AH. HEA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 47,439 - Reviews: 2059 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Practice to Deceive by Livie79 reviews
I saw her today. I wasn't impressed. But he wanted her, and that was enough for me. She was just collateral damage. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 131,761 - Reviews: 4640 - Favs: 3,175 - Follows: 2,357 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shelter by moirae reviews
Bella never made it to Forks, never met Edward, never fell in love. As a student at Emerson College, she is passionate, smart, and desperately lonely. Until someone catches the scent of his singer on the air . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,351 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perfect Stranger by JiffyKate reviews
A girl in a bar and the worst pick-up lines you've ever heard. How will this night end? Our entry in the FicThisGif anonymous contest. O/S BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adult Book Store by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella drove past every day…curious, frustrated, repressed and longing. Secretly needing something, but too afraid to ask. Until one day, she wasn't.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,094 - Reviews: 2489 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Soft Place to Land by btwnthestacks reviews
Single father Edward Cullen and his daughter are looking for a soft place to land. In an attempt to help her, he turns to a program at the local library. While two furry friends help his child find her confidence, their owner will mend his broken heart.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,828 - Reviews: 1821 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Watching Her by les16 reviews
She's his Drummer Girl. She plays. She dances. She's got secrets. He watches her. If he comes out of the woods will she let him in or close the doors forever? Daily Updates. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 109,595 - Reviews: 4594 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Game On by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward thinks he can convince Bella to marry him by denying her sex? The boy's got another thing coming. A story of patience, love, and baseball. 1st Place Judges' Choice and 3rd Place Readers' Choice for Pop the Question.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 139 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Breeder by AKSimons reviews
Edward Cullen use to love another before Bella but left her. What happens if she see him again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,264 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 7/24/2010
Evading Edward by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Bella's first encounter with Edward instantly leads to a mutual dislike. She is the new girl in town who has attracted more than one admirer and he's the boy who usually gets what he wants. So how will one evade when the other is set to conquer? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 366,513 - Reviews: 7604 - Favs: 5,002 - Follows: 3,518 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Contextually Speaking by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella spends her days surrounded by books and her nights immersed in them. Reading but not living. Imagining but not experiencing. One night changes everything. A story about wrong numbers and a stranger with all the right words.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,797 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 2,048 - Follows: 988 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Strange Brew by Magnolia822 reviews
Soon-to-be college senior Bella Swan needs a summer job. Edward Cullen needs a worker for his new tasting room at Cullen Creek Brewery. She doesn't know much about beer, but she knows how to push his buttons. Romance/Humor, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,831 - Reviews: 5462 - Favs: 5,594 - Follows: 3,008 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Speaking in Code by mamabean reviews
Edward Cullen's trash is his neighbors' torture, and now his house is in violation of Chapter 36 of the Seattle Municipal Code. When Inspector Swan shows up to issue a citation, sparks will fly! ExB, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 93,233 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First of the Month by iambeagle reviews
Edward leases out his late aunt's house for extra cash. 'Property Management for Dummies' should've prepared him for this.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 68,809 - Reviews: 5254 - Favs: 2,439 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Served Cold by spanglemaker9 reviews
When Bella has been wronged, nothing is more important than exacting her revenge. Right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,853 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 167 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Naughty Elf by twilly reviews
Santa believes there's no such thing as a bad elf. Bella's been fired from nearly every toy shop. How can Santa get her in the right position when everything out of her mouth is so very dirty? Santa, elves, chocolate starfish and phasing reindeer
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,915 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Predator by MasenVixen reviews
Edward only has one thing on his mind after hunting a human. BxE. Rated M for lemons. O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 161 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anything by theladyingrey42 reviews
"They say that if you love someone, you'll do anything for him. I just never imagined that what my husband would ask of me would be to have sex with another man." Written for the TwiKinkFest. Cuckolding fetish. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 151 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
xoxo, Edward by Marvar reviews
It's the 80s, they're in high school, and everyone is wearing really bad clothes. Edward tries to woo Bella with words on notebook paper. Can he convince her that he's her man?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Addicted by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella has a secret. But how long can she really keep it in the closet? A sexy little story with humor and drama. ExB, AH, and OOC. Rated M dirty language and content of a sexual nature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,901 - Reviews: 2012 - Favs: 1,916 - Follows: 706 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Speaks in Darkness by cosmogirl7481 reviews
"It should have scared me, but it didn't. I shouldn't have wanted it, but I did." Dark and empty. Lonely and unfulfilled. Can two broken souls find connection in spite of their differences? E/B OOC Rated M because there will be sex and it will be hot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,064 - Reviews: 3503 - Favs: 2,214 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unintended by knicnort3 reviews
Edward didn't care about anything or anyone, but a cruel scam on the pastor's daughter sends his world upside down.A meaningless night to him results in a teen pregnancy followed by a marriage that neither of them wants. *AH* EPOV* Sum Inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,786 - Reviews: 2097 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lies of the Soul by knicnort3 reviews
Edward and Ben grew up together, closer than best friends. They relied on each other for everything and told every secret -or did they? After a devastating secret tears them apart, years later Edward meets Bella and feels a connection to her that he only felt with one other person. What is Bella's link to Ben, and how will Edward react when he finds out? AH, AU, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,235 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Innocent Sins by knicnort3 reviews
Not everything is as it seems, and even the guilty can be innocent. Bella was raped and became pregnant.Yrs later she reconnects with Edward, who she knew as the strange loner in school.When dark secrets are uncovered,love is tested.*sum inside*Citrus/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 151,622 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There is a Light by belladonnacullen reviews
This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook – this was back when it was still possible for people not to know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots. AH, ExB, with some other parings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,350 - Reviews: 5176 - Favs: 3,753 - Follows: 2,447 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Decision by windchymes reviews
Edward made a decision after that second biology lesson. Two years later that decision is challenged.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 96,613 - Reviews: 2505 - Favs: 2,680 - Follows: 1,839 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Inheritance by iambeagle reviews
Three stipulations are keeping Edward from receiving his inheritance money, one of them being he must obtain a serious relationship. His solution? Pay Bella to pretend to date him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,167 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 1,916 - Follows: 1,505 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
More Than Words by SydneyAlice reviews
A special, uncomplicated friendship is formed through email. What happens when their simple daily chats become more than just words on a computer screen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,703 - Reviews: 3435 - Favs: 2,057 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Acquired Taste by Magnolia822 reviews
Arrogant British celebrity chef Edward Cullen made an impression on NYC caterer Bella Swan long before either one of them became a success. Now, armed with her cat and a devious practical joke, Bella's plan may turn up the heat for both of them. ExB OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,903 - Reviews: 5222 - Favs: 3,928 - Follows: 2,735 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hey You by SydneyAlice reviews
Hey you. Yeah you. You with your long brown hair and the vintage t-shirt that's always tied at the bottom. I think you're beautiful.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 203 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Gravity Series 1: Blood & Glory by drotuno reviews
The definition of a mercenary is a soldier for hire. His crew are trained fighting machines. Hers are smart PIs. What happens when they need each other to survive? Canon couples. AH/AU. Rated M for lots of reasons, including violence and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 302,953 - Reviews: 4411 - Favs: 3,438 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Path We Choose by les16 reviews
Edward is a 32 single father of 7 year old twins Maddie and Masen. After literally crashing into Bella in Central Park, he realizes everything he has been missing in his life. Is Bella really what he has been looking for or is she hiding who she truly is
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 662,750 - Reviews: 3830 - Favs: 2,830 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 4,172 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Falling Beyond Redemption by Aleeab4u reviews
A plan to keep Edward & Bella apart ends in unthinkable violence leaving Bella & Charlie battling for their lives and Edward for his soul. When the fallout threatens to destroy not only them but the Pack as well, an unlikely Shaman may be their only hope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 349,022 - Reviews: 4592 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rubbish by belladonnacullen reviews
Trash. Dirty. Filthy. Late nights. Early mornings. Finally open your eyes to see Edward staring back. It's hard to remember to take out the trash when you're a high-class hooker. Do you need help cleaning house? Let the garbage collector do it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 62,886 - Reviews: 2822 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Carnival by Cris reviews
AU vampire twoshot. Edward finds himself trapped, caged like an animal by the proprietors of the Midnight Carnival. They're starving him and he needs to find a way out. A mysterious, quiet girl, also kept captive, may just hold the key to his salvation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 40,813 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Five Nights by theladyingrey42 reviews
She thinks that I'm rejecting her. I know I'm still rejecting myself. - Five nights that could have happened in Eclipse. You know, if you forget that whole abstinence thing. AU / ExB / EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 117 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tunes with Tony Masen by Just4ALE reviews
Our late night calls were fascinating. His attitude in person was frustrating. Stupid radio host with the velvety, seductive voice. Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde? Will the real Tony Masen please stand up? AH. Drama/Mystery/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,409 - Reviews: 3619 - Favs: 2,622 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Thee Wed by SydneyAlice reviews
Wedding planner Bella Swan is hired to plan the wedding of the year. What happens when she breaks the cardinal rule of wedding planning and falls for the groom? How can Edward keep a promise without breaking the heart of the woman he truly loves?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,377 - Reviews: 4817 - Favs: 2,955 - Follows: 1,672 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jingle Bella by cosmogirl7481 reviews
O/S Lonely and scorned, Bella is sarcastic and slightly bitter. A bad first date isn't helping things. Will a stranger rub her in all the wrong ways…or all the right ones? Rated M for dirty talk and smut because I wrote it. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,068 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 136 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Man Who Can't Be Moved by Jenny0719 reviews
Bella Swan is personal assistant to 'The Sexiest Man Alive', Edward Masen. Their natural chemistry has them giving into temptation, but will Edward's fame tear them apart? Or bring them closer together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 315,382 - Reviews: 4978 - Favs: 4,985 - Follows: 2,646 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9422 - Favs: 7,716 - Follows: 3,229 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Wolf in Cop's Clothing by BellaFlan reviews
An unexpected imprint has Leah Clearwater bum over tea kettle in heat for one Charlie Swan, the original DILF. Rated M for an extended lemon and crude humor involving euphemisms. Collab with the fabulous Restlessxpen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,339 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Charlie S., Leah - Complete
The Adventures of Stalkerella by JMCullen09 reviews
A series of crackfic o/s of Stalkerella and her unrequited love, Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/18/2010
A Stagecoach Named Desire by TallulahBelle reviews
AH/AU: The traveling Edward Cullen finds himself in the backwoods of a small Washington town. Stuck for the night, he takes up the offer of the local Sheriff for shelter, only to find his lovely daughter, Bella, the milkmaid, the real accommodation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,311 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 149 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood and Lust by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
Edward is having trouble balancing his urges for Bella's blood and Bella's body before the wedding. What started out as a simple "Practice Fic" has become a retelling of BD from EPOV that lets us see just how much he struggles for control at every turn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 133,650 - Reviews: 1778 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
There's Something I'd Like to Try by Marvar reviews
Shy Bella lusts after Dr. Sexyward while she works in a record store. Does the hot doc like her too? It's rated M, so someone's getting some action. Set in the 80s.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,722 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Virtual Intimacy by theladyingrey42 reviews
Bella is too shy to approach the pierced, tatted boy at the back of the lecture hall. But when she begins chatting with a classmate with an unusual screen-name, she lets a bolder side of her personality through. Lemon-shot Christmas present for antiaol.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,704 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 397 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Pigs Fly by BellaFlan reviews
Crack fic - slightly OC. Bella seeks sex advice from Emmett. It involves a drunk pig. Need I say more? For Mature audiences only! Contains graphic language, sexual acts and an incident of slash. None of these acts are performed on the pig though.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,270 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Angel Series 1: Broken Angel by drotuno reviews
The FIRST in the Angel series. This is my version of New Moon and beyond if Edward didn't return for 2 years. Jacob is NOT the sweet boy everyone thinks he is. What kind of Bella did Edward come back to? How does she react? AU/OOC-somewhat...Future LEMONS! Rated M for a reason. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 266,498 - Reviews: 2319 - Favs: 2,565 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Defying Gravity by Jenny0719 reviews
Edward Cullen moves to Seattle where he meets and falls in love with Bella Swan. He leaves all of it behind to travel the world, only to find himself lost without Bella. When he returns, he finds that his life is going to change forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 176,782 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 2,510 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5741 - Favs: 9,370 - Follows: 3,134 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vanilla and Chrome by theladyingrey42 reviews
I stared at him, taking in the steel bar above his brow, the line of helix studs along the curl of one ear, the swirls of green and black ink around his neck dipping down below his shirt. And then I looked deeper." Tattward & Inkella. AU/AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,180 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An American Vampire in Chicago by Just4ALE reviews
Bella is a business school student when she meets Edward, a PhD student. Is this handsome stranger too good to be true? AU/Vampires/Humans. My vamps are slightly different from SM's. Indie TwiFic Award Winner!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,693 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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