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Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, Alex Rider, Bones, Naruto, NCIS, Ib, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Twilight, Avengers, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

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Name: Lionna

Nickname: Lio

Age: 19

Hobbies: WORLD DOMINATION!!!! Oh, and writing.

Location: Somewhere over the rainbow. Or in the state of Insanity. Take your pick.

Goal in Life:To get my own TV Tropes page. Oh, and to be able to draw a person without it looking deformed...

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Working on: Chapter 31 of Crestfallen

An Original Novel

Love's Damage (A two- or- three shot featuring Naruto, Sasuke, and Kiba)

And a joint fiction with my BFF!


OMG, FANART!!!!


by my darling reader Dark Takoora. Isn't it lovely?

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Lord Charming by forthright reviews
CU. More than Sesshoumaru's pride took a blow when he lost his arm. He's in a delicate position... and desperate enough to seek the advice of a self-proclaimed expert. A clumsy romantic adventure told in 100-word snippets.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 800 - Words: 128,606 - Reviews: 19586 - Favs: 3,909 - Follows: 3,691 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7284 - Favs: 11,096 - Follows: 12,243 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2427 - Favs: 5,270 - Follows: 5,864 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Continuing the Cycle by Phantom Feline reviews
Harry thought he would die; had anticipated it, even. So now what will he do in this new world, one without magic? Not to say that there isn't power lurking here... With snakes calling him 'Lord', and everyone else saying 'Abomination', is it any surprise that he's not going to have an easy time settling down? Subtle HP AU. Eventual Naruto AU. Slow paced. Rated M; Dark Themes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 133,617 - Reviews: 2229 - Favs: 4,095 - Follows: 4,800 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P.
Ain't no Rest for the Wicked by stratusfish reviews
And here Harry had thought being the Master of Death was just a frivolous title.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,148 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 3,978 - Follows: 5,144 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Harry P., L
Dumb and Ditzy by TimelessTears reviews
AU. Years of being bullied for his smarts left him dreading when people figured out he was a genius. What better way to throw them off then by acting stupid? Enter: Dumb Blond Spencer Reid. RE-EDITED.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,474 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 2,650 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 9/22/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,781 - Reviews: 1877 - Favs: 7,794 - Follows: 2,817 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 4466 - Favs: 10,426 - Follows: 12,379 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Chance Encounters by Rain Seaker reviews
Harry meets the members of the Avengers at different times throughout his life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,374 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 4,522 - Follows: 2,232 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Of the Day's Annoyances by Lucillia reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Hiashi H., Naruto U., Neji H., Sasuke U.
Baker's Dozen by Tiger Lily Roar reviews
For most of his life, Harry Potter has been hunted. He was hunted by Dudley and his friends. Then he was hunted by Voldemort and the Death Eaters. Now, after making a life for himself in the Muggle World, Harrison Evans has found himself hunted once again. (WARNING:SLASH) Rated for coarse language in later chapters.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,178 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 3,099 - Follows: 2,803 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 4/30/2012 - [Harry P., D. Morgan] - Complete
Beneath a Blue Sky by Araceil reviews
Naruto didn't need 'em. Any of 'em. He had a friend, one who would stick by him, come thick or thin. And even though they're on different teams now, that will never change. Epic Length. Important AN in Chapter 3, please read.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 50,832 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 2,376 - Follows: 2,766 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Roll the Bones by Araceil reviews
Hired to investigate the no longer derelict Phantomhive Estate, Harry gets caught up in something more annoying than Squatters when he finds himself blackmailed into being the Housekeeper. Slash, Crossdressing, Quiet!Competent!Perceptive!Immortal!Harry, Sebastian/Harry, Lizzie/Ciel.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,754 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 2,372 - Follows: 2,806 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2652 - Favs: 11,368 - Follows: 5,548 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Choices by cywsaphyre reviews
Oneshot in the Finding Home!verse. In a war, there are always sides, and choices must be made. Some choices are easy. Others, not so much.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Complete
Difference of Opinion by cywsaphyre reviews
Oneshot in the Finding Home!verse. Things get explosive when Harry breaks the bad news. All Harry can think is: why me?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Letter by cywsaphyre reviews
Oneshot in the Finding Home!verse. The problems grow as Harry receives a letter. It's been eight years after all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Imperceptible by forthright reviews
A story told through a series of drabbles and oneshots, tracing the slow and steady progress of trust. Sesshoumaru and Kagome, CU. NEWEST: 'Plummet' An unwise wish would be a dangerous thing.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 99 - Words: 124,866 - Reviews: 3798 - Favs: 2,442 - Follows: 2,102 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
The Tradition of Sprigs by Kuria Dalmatia reviews
Hotch is stunned the first time that Reid gives him a sprig of mistletoe. It then becomes a tradition. **Written for the 2012 FFN Christmas Exchange. COMPLETE. Hotch/Reid with a bit of Hotch/Haley and Jack. Past, present and future fic.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,083 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/30/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
First Try by Lucillia reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 3,339 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Elusive by Kuria Dalmatia reviews
AU! When Reid quits the BAU shortly after Elle resigns, Hotch struggles to keep his marriage and new team together. The only things that get Hotch through the day are letters from Reid as the former agent travels the US. With two cold cases haunting the team and the murder of Gideon's longtime friend, Hotch reaches his breaking point and contacts Reid. PLEASE READ WARNINGS
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,219 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
A Friend Named Voldemort by DuShuZhi reviews
The Dark Lord would not bow to prophecy. He lifted the green-eyed babe and apparated away. Destiny was shattered, fate was altered, and the future changed. Eventual Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,062 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 2,004 - Follows: 2,536 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Forbidden Best Friend by Yamanvie reviews
Sasuke glowered down at his book. There was no way Itachi didn't know. His asshole brother must have found out about how much Sasuke wanted Naruto. Or he wouldn't be flaunting his closeness to the blond so outrageously... SasuNaru Gift fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,488 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Own Worst Enemy by Cheryl Dyson reviews
After a night of heavy drinking, Draco wakes up fully-clothed to find that his flat is a wreck and several things are missing. Things only get worse from there. MATURE ADULT CONTENT HEREIN ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,977 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Strangers and Friends by cywsaphyre reviews
Five times Tony Stark crossed paths with Harry Potter and the last time that never really ended.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,948 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 2,239 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Almost Paradise by cywsaphyre reviews
Part of the Wanderer!verse. Prequel to Wanderer. The fifteenth jump lands him in a place so much like the home he has always wanted that he just can't stay away, even though he knows it'll hurt all the more in the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,702 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Wanderer by cywsaphyre reviews
Life's a lot easier when no one knows you and your only worry is whether or not people in each world speak the same languages you do. Harry can attest to it; he's been jumping for years. He knows how to keep his head down and not get invested. On hindsight, with his track record, Harry supposed it was only a matter of time until he did exactly that.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,666 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 6,800 - Follows: 8,468 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Harry P.
In Éirinn by Batsutousai reviews
While destroying the horcruxes, the trio finds the most unlikely of allies in the most unlikely of places. SLASH -Harry/Salazar-, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,092 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 2,092 - Follows: 380 - Published: 4/29/2012 - [Salazar S., Harry P.] [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
In Drag by TimelessTears reviews
Reid going undercover as a woman? What could possibly go wrong? Somewhat crackish.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/25/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
The Master of Death by LoliBat reviews
Gen. "The Death Note? I have no need for it". Ryuuk drops his Death Note in front of the Master of Death. He may just regret doing so.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 272 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Harry P., Ryuk - Complete
Alone To Grieve by Lover of Angelus reviews
No one comes to talk to you as you lay on your cot and you know it's because the Commandos are standing an armed guard just outside. Spoiler for movie.
Captain America - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
On Gryffindor's Sword by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco wakes up in an unfamiliar place with unexpected company. Yes, this has mature content, like usual. Third time is a charm?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 92 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The No Longer Secret Conversations between by ArwendeImladris reviews
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John H. Watson's Chair. J/S pre-slash. Sherlock talks to John when he's not there, and John is tired of missing important information. He sets his laptop webcam to record when he leaves. The footage is... revealing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
First Try: Team 7 by Lucillia reviews
A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,567 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 3,448 - Follows: 2,197 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Metamorphosis by Saucery reviews
Ciel becomes.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Full Course by merrow reviews
Hatori comes over for dinner, rating may change. Hatori x Tooru
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 161,701 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 7/22/2002 - Hatori S., Tohru H.
Five times it didn't count and one it did by doctorsheriff reviews
Five ways fic, five times Steve and Danny kiss and it doesn't count and one time it does.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,769 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,823 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
To Change One Thing by fringeperson reviews
Haruhi never got drawn into the music room, never broke the vase, never owed a debt. She was, however, shown to the gym by Mori so that she could study in relative peace. That's really got to change a few things. Oneshot. Complete. Do Not Own. MxH
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,405 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 326 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Ink Deep by enchanted nightingale reviews
Hyuga Neji was not a man easily charmed but those green eyes stole his breath at first and then his heart. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,512 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 2,431 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Neji H. - Complete
Work of Art by Taisi reviews
"If that picture is amazing, it's only because it's a picture of you." And that, Sai decided, as Naruto clutched his present tightly and looked down to hide his eyes, was the beauty of absolute truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Yellow Flash and Green Lightning by enchanted nightingale reviews
They were apart because they had not tried being together. When they made the move they did not regret it. Harry Potter/ Namikaze Minato. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,633 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 345 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Harry P., Minato N. - Complete
A Marriage of Convenience by julesmonster reviews
Booth's great aunt dies and leaves him an inheritance. The only problem is he has to be married for a year to claim it. When no one else steps up, only Zack is left to help. Slash Booth/Zack. Very mild M rating.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,550 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - [S. Booth, Zach A.] - Complete
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 2231 - Favs: 6,867 - Follows: 3,102 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Luna L., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Deliberation, Determination, and Deviation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is minding his own business at a lame club when Blaise Zabini sends him outside to check out a very interesting sight. PWP MATURE CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 114 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Froth by forthright reviews
AU. Few women have what it takes to work at Founder's, but when Sango complains to the manager about the coffee shop's flirtatious counter attendant, she's offered a job on the spot. A story told in bits and pieces. MirSan. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,724 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Miroku, Sango - Complete
Wishing Well by shirozora reviews
While teaching Steve how to woo Peggy Howard falls in love.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,919 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - H. Stark, Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Shiny and Blue by Der Mondstrahl reviews
Harry finds himself in 1957 with new powers. With a job at Hogwarts, he makes friends the with adults from his youth like Albus and Minerva, and deals with old enemies. This story has action, adventure, humor and romance! Slash scenes are well marked.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 214,990 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Phantom Orchid by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror Potter goes to Seattle in search of a smuggler and discovers a very familiar person in a quite unfamiliar setting. Is Draco Malfoy really who he is pretending to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,196 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Zero to Hero by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for his "8th year" in order to pass his N.E.W.T.s and make it into the Auror program. One of his classes is Muggle Studies and the new teacher has a brilliant idea to help them appreciate certain forms of Muggle entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 118 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
GoblinForged Steel by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry was perfectly fine shaving with magic, but apparently, he was "doing it wrong." MORE MATURE CONTENT? AGAIN? XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Best Friends Forever by KiraSparrow reviews
Barney finally gets fed up with Marshall claiming to be Ted's best friend, so he decides to take action, Barney Style. Shenanigans ensue. Warning: Slash, silliness, and manly weeping.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11508 - Favs: 8,316 - Follows: 3,599 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Clutter by forthright reviews
AU. Mrs. Higurashi decides to help her daughter put her life together; enter Sesshoumaru, professional organizer extraordinaire. A romantic comedy told in 100 word snippets. COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 200 - Words: 33,491 - Reviews: 4209 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
First Try: River Country Con by Lucillia reviews
Team 5 oneshot: After losing the traveling funds on their first C rank, Team 5 is forced to recoup their losses in a most creative manner. The things Naruto is willing to go through for his teammates...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 117 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Mother Knows Revenge Is Best Served Cold by TimelessTears reviews
She was going to find them. She was going to find the people who hurt her child so badly and she was going to make them pay. Diana Reid discovers how much torment Spencer suffers at school from the worst prank of all. Rated M for some language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,447 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/27/2011 - S. Reid, Diana R. - Complete
Breathe Again by Alphonseelric22 reviews
His mind was just finding new ways to be cruel, cook up a new sort of torture.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Snapshots by thelivinggirl reviews
Different instances in Danny and Vlad's relationship. Non-linear. Vlad/Danny.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Six and Counting by Bacon.The.Bard reviews
' "On your Six, Boss," McGee says quietly, and dares anyone to think he said it on accident.' Six times McGee announces he has Tony's six. Gen/Friendship. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
lightning and water by shirozora reviews
Sam installs a shower on the Grid and decides one millicycle to introduce Tron to it to get him to relax.
Tron - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Sam Flynn, Tron/Rinzler - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 6,463 - Follows: 2,350 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
My God by Stephfunky reviews
Hidan is faithful to his religion and he loves his god - literally. Slash/Yaoi, X-over Naruto/Hp, Cross-gen pairing, Dark!Harry, and cross series pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,473 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 2,052 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Harry P., Hidan
Five Things about Hotch not in his Personnel File by Kuria Dalmatia reviews
The exercise that the counselor suggested was nothing more than a way to establish trust: tell her 5 things about himself that are NOT in his personnel file. SPOILERS S5. Hotch & Haley and Hotch & Reid slash . ONE-SHOT. Offensive language & abuse.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/22/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Lipstick by Cheryl Dyson reviews
A typical Auror mission goes somewhat awry when Aurors Potter and Malfoy are forced to perform it without magic. MATURE ADULT CONTENT AND NO PARTICULAR RELEVANCE. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ten Times Zach Felt Something by evafreed reviews
Zach's been kidnapped and is being left to die. Memories flit through his head of all the times his co-workers made him feel- loved? Happy? ...something. Jack/Hodgins, heavy on the angst.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/10/2011 - J. Hodgins, Zach A. - Complete
Christmas Stockings by Cheryl Dyson reviews
During a party at Auror HQ, Harry stumbles across Draco Malfoy wearing a questionable holiday outfit. OMG H/D AND MATURE ADULT CONTENT! IT MUST BE THE HOLIDAYS! XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
whoami by shirozora reviews
He doesn't know who he is anymore. Post-Legacy.
Tron - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Tron/Rinzler - Complete
Wayward Owls and Pub Hunts by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 2,197 - Follows: 179 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stratagem by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When bored employees start playing a game on Ministry premises, Harry is ordered to locate and expose the culprits, which would be a lot easier if he wasn't a participant. And he's not quite ready to stop playing. No mature content OMG REALLY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ministry Ordered Exile by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Unable to resolve their differences in England, Minister Shacklebolt sends Aurors Potter and Malfoy to a beautiful Finnish resort in order to work out their issues. Or else.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Incredible Race by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,325 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Returning the Pain by insomaniac1 reviews
Beating Narutoverse clichés to death so you don't have to. /srsly.\ Looking for a good story to read? Me, too. In the interim, here's a bunch of crack one-shots to help kill some time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 109 - Words: 75,111 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U.
For Love of Hate by BajaB reviews
Harry Potter knew love, when he was young, but he grew up using hate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 217 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by pcp reviews
abandoned on the streets to make his own way or die trying, Harry finds his place among killers and criminals. HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,606 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bedlam by x.X.x.Nefarious.x.X.x reviews
No gypsy, slut or doxy Shall win my mad Tom from me I'll weep all night, with stars I'll fight The fray shall well become me.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., BB - Complete
Not Quite A Kage Killer by Lucillia reviews
But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 221 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Adaptation by Silver Pard reviews
Even Light’s plans don’t take spontaneously changing gender into account. Fortunately, he can adapt.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Gives You Hell by azzie adams reviews
Albus and Harry Potter died many years ago. Accusing them of being vampires, Carlisle saw them hang, lifeless, cold, dead. He didn't expect to meet them 300 years later in Forks. But their sordid past seems to have followed them. EC/HP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 175,528 - Reviews: 2251 - Favs: 3,158 - Follows: 3,455 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Edward
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 3,215 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Serpent and the Mirror by Paimpont reviews
Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Obliviation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,217 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 2,680 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Charm Conundrum by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,891 - Follows: 150 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Action Figures by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry discovers that snogging your enemy in unused corridors is one thing, attending costume balls together is something else entirely... A tiny bit of Mature Adult Content. And a broom closet. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sportsmanlike Behaviour by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco are on the same professional Quidditch team. Go Catapults! But Draco's behaviour is becoming increasingly puzzling to Harry. MATURE ADULT CONTENT AS USUAL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 246 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
What Not to Say on IM by DeadPoet0712 reviews
Neil and Todd have a very interesting chat on IM, which leads to one interesting night. Co-written by CorkyConlon. Oneshot. Rated T for language and mature situations.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Neil P., Todd A. - Complete
Mile High Club by Tenshi no Kiri reviews
Percy hopes that Zeus might make an exception and let him fly, just this once. For Felicity Dream's Olympic Challenge. Originally posted on AFF. Slash, Smut, Oneshot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 112 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Percy J., Zeus - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 3,162 - Follows: 951 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
A Born Tactician by TrekFan24905 reviews
A reinterpretation of the final scenes of the film. One-shot.
Law Abiding Citizen - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Clyde S. - Complete
In God We Trust by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Thirteen truths about the gods and mortals of the Shinobi World.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Complete
Grim Olympian Tales: The Sea Prince's Frog by Felicity Dream reviews
Ares is a volatile person. He gets that. But Hermes didn't have to turn him into a damn frog! Now he's stuck with that brat until he finds a way to turn back. If only that brat would just kiss him and get it over with. Grim Tales: Arey –the air you need!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,386 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 133 - Published: 4/18/2010 - [Ares, Percy J.] - Complete
Cookie Dough & Candy Hearts by Dayspring reviews
Lex, liquor, and Martha Kent? Pre-Slash.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Lex L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Underneath the Underneath by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Teaching children to be ninja is harder than it seems, especially if the children are good at it. If the academy instructors had decided to look underneath the underneath, what would they have seen? Oneshot. Rookiefic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 90 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
Divergence by prone2dementia reviews
After accidentally deaging Voldemort during the Final Battle, Harry shocks the wizarding world by deciding to raise five-year-old Tom Riddle. A threeshot following them into the hours, days, and years after the war. DH non-compliant, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,036 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 2,828 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Father and Son by sodesne ON HAITUS reviews
Itachi never understood his father. Bitter resentment seeped in as nothing he did ever elicit any affection from his cold father. Even after his father’s death, Itachi could not forgive his father for the past. “Your father named you after his brother."
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tempered in Flames by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
The people of Konohagakure send a message to their enemies: This will end in fire.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
Complaint by sodesne ON HAITUS reviews
As a child, Uchiha Itachi did not complain. He didn't complain when the Elders decided upon the Uchiha massacre. Even as he brought the blade down on his mother, he didn’t complain.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 2,451 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Troved by forthright reviews
AU. Everyone knows that a hanyou comes from the union of a human and a youkai. In this case, the union of a human and a youkai is brought about by a hanyou. Sesshoumaru x Kagome. Valentine's Day Oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 188 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,605 - Reviews: 3850 - Favs: 5,967 - Follows: 2,819 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Quo Vadis? by Ruskbyte reviews
It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 250 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Perfectly Normal by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex is alone. Scorpia want him dead. These are the facts. But Alex knows only too well that in the world of lies and espionage, even basic truths can change.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,198 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
Sleep, My Child by Nobody Famous reviews
It was a simple plan. Just knock the little detective out and use him to make his getaway. Wouldn't he be so angry when he woke up and found out? But he's not waking up. AU of chapter 712 in the manga.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
My Destiny by dmnq8 reviews
Re-acclimating to village life was hard. Finding out you had unmentionable feelings for a certain dobe that was no longer a dobe was much worse. NaruSasu, set from manga chap 395. Giftfic for SafireCharmz. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,182 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/22/2009 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Ineluctable by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
TwoShot. The whispered words “Sleep with me,” were an order, an offer, and a request all rolled into one, and Butler supposed it should have taken more than one kiss, three words, and a gentle tug towards the bedroom—but it didn’t. Butler/Artemis
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Pale Shadows by forthright reviews
Oneshot. It’s Halloween, and Kagome keeps catching glimpses of something... or someone... out of the corner of her eye. An imposing presence, an implicit threat, and a message from beyond. Sesshoumaru x Kagome. CU, Modern Era, Divergence.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,795 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 104 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Impeccable by forthright reviews
AU. Kagome is stunned to learn that she has inherited a sizable fortune, a Japanese estate, and an indentured youkai. She's the unlikely heiress, and Sesshoumaru is the perfect butler. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 29,356 - Reviews: 3380 - Favs: 2,231 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Viktor Krum, The Bulgarian Who Survived by Anon and anon reviews
Facing dragons or a world quidditch match? Viktor Krum is your man. Facing your possibly-girlfriend's adopted brother, however, is an entirely different thing - especially when that brother happens to be The-Man-Who-grew-Up-To-Squish-Dark-Lords.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Viktor K., Harry P. - Complete
Long Awaited Help by AntoinetteD reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts to use Snapes lab. But being in such contact has always been explosive for the two. Will the years apart have changed anything? WARNING SLASH. M/M SEX.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,324 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Out of Time by Person4 reviews
Antimony had grown up, and then grown old, and then grown ancient. Gunnerkrigg Court, over ninety years down the line.
Misc. Comics - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Complete
Catching Air in a Jar by point-of-tears reviews
AU. "You think you have caught something so worthwhile, only it has been there all along." The war has been over for years, but Harry just can't seem to get a life. He only wants to help his friends. What happens when life finally catches him? Slash HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,270 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fake Psychics Reunited by vespertine dreams reviews
#2-- Patrick and Shawn being naughty! Follows on from The Fake Psychics' Club. Patrick/Shawn slash- the rating is there for a reason. Reviews welcome.
Crossover - Psych & Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Shawn S., Patrick J. - Complete
Unconventional by Tobirion reviews
Cloud hated door-to-door salesmen— especially that one obnoxious one named Zack Fair who wouldn’t leave him alone. Zack/Cloud, for Shirosenshi Kisetsu 116.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,128 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Sunset by Araceil reviews
You could bend him, you could squeeze him, you could beat him, and in the end, someone would break. But no one ever said that it would be him. It was his ultimate prank. No Pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 151 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Naruto U.
Sapphire Eyes by Aceber reviews
The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 135 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 2,950 - Follows: 778 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Crowning Moment by amitai reviews
Written for a prompt - 'Alex meets the Queen'. At the end of an unusual assignment, Alex gets slightly more of a reward than normal.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/1/2009
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 2,484 - Follows: 501 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Lack of Color by beakanoma reviews
Part 1 Complete. In his fourth year, Harry falls for fellow Hogwarts student and Triwizard champion, Cedric Diggory. Part 1 in The Love So Green Collection - SLASH, Harry/Cedric. M for some slight sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 130,609 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 2,361 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Radom Idiocy by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "Pity the new players on the SBPD team who have to learn about Shawn Spencer."
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Shawn S. - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 5,161 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Substitute by BajaB reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Miracle on 34th Street by forthright reviews
Kagome comes up with a surefire plan to figure out what happened to youkai in the modern era. It involves dancing chicks... cupcakes... and a guinea pig. Kouga and Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Kagome H., Kouga - Complete
Last Day by BajaB reviews
The very last day of the Second War did not happen when most thought it did; it happened much, much later. AU after Half Blood Prince. Slightly dark story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Future Imperfect by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 2,324 - Follows: 350 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 269 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Adrift by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was supposed to be a swashbuckling pirate story. It sort of took a turn into Whaaaaa? but it's now my favorite, so I guess it's not all bad... Anyway, Auror Harry takes a vacation and runs into Pirate Draco. This fic contains MATURE content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 92 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Traditional Ninja Romance by Sinnatious reviews
TezRyo Ninja AU. Ryoma's mission: To infiltrate the Seigaku clan and seduce their leader.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,256 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - E. Ryoma, Tezuka K. - Complete
Gag Reflex by Spirix reviews
Havoc approaches Ed to find out just why Ed would prefer another man instead of a woman, of course it doesn't work out as he had planned. ONESHOT RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Jean H., Edward E. - Complete
Desperate Measures by vvc reviews
Harry may be a half-Veela, but there was no such thing as a destined mate. If somebody wanted him, they would have to prove their worthiness. And Draco’s chances don't look so good when Harry guts him at the welcoming feast… HPDM, mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 196,164 - Reviews: 2844 - Favs: 4,870 - Follows: 1,665 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
The More Things Change by Mornwey reviews
Written for Snowflakespeech on LJ, who wanted fic where an older Chase tells his own little flock of ducklings about House. HousexChase, CameronxOMC. Character death.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/17/2008 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Pantogogue by BC reviews
Slash SSHP. Severus' POV: Potter is changing in front of my eyes, gaining a disconcerting resemblance to Tom Riddle. As usual, it falls to me to save the brat... for the price of 'only' my soul.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 136,985 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Pffft! by lovefanfiction reviews
“Yeah, Sirius. That really sounded like your name,” James laughed. “Harry is trying to say Padfoot. Go on Harry, try again.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
First Place Sinner by Daystar Clarion reviews
In which Harry has Petunia's love, though it makes him bleed. RE-EDITED Rated M For masochism, drug abuse, and other mature themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,801 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5797 - Favs: 12,466 - Follows: 3,975 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 6,817 - Follows: 869 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The Scream by Nilahxapiel reviews
AU. Kira had stolen everything from him; his life, his identity, his art… Hate consumed him, motivated him, drove him…and fear was his prison. But Raito is breaking free, and his rescuer is far from a knight in shining armor…Slight Yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,266 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Death of a Nobody by BajaB reviews
One person who died during the series can live, but one who lived must die. Veritaserum com February 2008 one-shot challenge Winner .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 93 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 3,022 - Follows: 611 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 3,617 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Slytherin Nights by enchanted nightingale reviews
Sixth year at Hogwarts and Voldemort is no more. Lucius Malfoy after visiting his son, he decides to stay behind and attend a ‘Slytherin Night’. There he gets caught in the seduction of a mischievous Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 253 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
The Room of Desire by enchanted nightingale reviews
As Harry and his friends fight with the Death Eaters in the Ministry, Harry finds himself dueling against Lucius Malfoy. While trying to avoid a stray curse they stumble inside a room in the Department of Mysteries that one should avoid entering at any co
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 224 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Knowing the Price and the Value by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, DH SPOILERS, but ignores epilogue. Draco knew Potter had changed, but he never suspected how much until Granger asked his help to get Potter back to normal. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,371 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 90 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Gambling Man by la-chevreuille reviews
Chase finds that it probably isn’t the best idea to challenge a gambling man on a winning streak… and that even when he isn’t, House is always, always right. Mrating, peeps.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/29/2007 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 153 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Light on the Dark Side of Me by cocoa-snape reviews
Harry comes into his sexuality & discovers he wants Snape. Intense occlumency lessons pull these 2 together, but is Snape too troubled or too dark to return HP's affections? DE meetings & Dumbledore stir the already boiling pot, HPSS Slash, Angst COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,522 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Silence of the Damned by Daystar Clarion reviews
When Naruto wakes up to a dead body in his bathroom, he begins a quick spiral into madness. Oneshot-prologue. RE-EDITED Rated for attempted suicide.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,025 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
10 Commandments by bookgodess15 reviews
The ten commandments... House style. Need I say more?
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete
Snape's Home Remedies by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is forced to seek treatment when he develops a horrific cold and ends up with WAY more than he bargained for! Slash warning! This fic contains MATURE adult content and is my one and only Snarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Walking Across Time by snufkin reviews
Harry travels back in time in order to kill Tom Riddle but things don't go as planned. Who is the uncanny first year who seems to hold a grudge against Riddle? Dark!Harry. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,766 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Talkative by TeaForRevenge reviews
With him, there never is silence. MoriHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
No Virtue Is Safe by forthright reviews
Oneshot. When it comes to teaching Shippo about the Seven Virtues of Bushido, is Miroku the best man for the job? The lecherous monk gives them a whole new twist. Warning: rampant innuendo.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Miroku, Shippo - Complete
After All by PissedOffEskimo reviews
Dumbledore decides that he’s had enough of the Dursley’s abuse and brings Harry to Hogwarts at age eight HPDM main pairing, HPLM noncon, HPSS implied. Beware the cute.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,996 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Running Blind by Dejah Thoris of Mars reviews
Crossover with CSI. Something supernatural is killing people in Las Vegas... and it all seems to lead back to a fifteenyearold runaway named Danny Fenton.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,332 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 2,183 - Follows: 271 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Full Circle by Nike Femme reviews
Edward Elric returns with amnesia. He has lived the past four years as Auric, a Gatekeeper. But there are some battles that only he can fight. Will his friends be able to awaken Ed, and what happens to Auric if they do? RoyEd. Eventually.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,252 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 2,579 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2001 - Favs: 4,588 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 192 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
So Lonely Without Me by Caligryphy reviews
SnapeHarry slash. Two men, two rooms, a war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,181 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
No Mouth But Some Serpent's by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of CoS, Slytherin!Harry. Harry goes back to Hogwarts, determined to protect his brother Connor, the BoyWhoLived, and stay in the shadows. But last year two people learned the truth about Harry... and this year, two more will. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 169,197 - Reviews: 2680 - Favs: 2,746 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 5,047 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Checkmating by mahaliem reviews
In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
A Slytherin in Gryffindor Clothing by mahaliem reviews
Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Dating by JennBlack reviews
In a desperate attempt to win a certain wizard, Harry ventures out and buys The Complete Idiot's Guide to Dating. What happens when all of his plans seem to fail and then end up taking a spectacular backfire? (Warning: Slash inside of the Sirius and Ha
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,164 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/15/2003 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
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Crestfallen reviews
When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,077 - Reviews: 4044 - Favs: 7,975 - Follows: 10,232 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Harry P., Thor
I Want Your Bite reviews
When Alex got free from MI6, he dove headfirst into the night life of New York City, but now his previous life is trying to drag him back. Slash
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/22/2013
Tests reviews
Harry's acting strange, and Ron and Hermione are convinced they can figure out what's wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Ficlets reviews
Ten songs, ten ficlets, one pairing. HP/Batman BW/HP Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Harry P., Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Slipping reviews
Doctor Horrible is letting the world and his new life, this Brand New Day, wear him down.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Moist - Complete
Not Quite Forgotten reviews
As an art student, Ib really admired Weiss Guertena's work. But seeing them in real life, instead of in textbooks, inspires an entirely different feeling. The past repeats itself, but is Ib more prepared this time?
Ib - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry
Nature Laughs reviews
Because Harry wasn't jaded enough as it was. Horses should NOT look like that. Sort of a prequel to Crestfallen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Harry P.
The Sex Talk Leads To reviews
Naruto was given the sex talk, and years later was putting it to good use. KakaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Blibbering reviews
A different girl accompanies the vampire into the clearing, and gives her thoughts on what he is.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Luna L., Edward - Complete
Puzzle reviews
Because even though there were only two, they were still pieces of a puzzle. The other pieces were just lost.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Back in Time reviews
When Sasuke killed Naruto, Lady Luck decided she wasn't quite done with him... HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,249 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Naruto U.
Four Times reviews
Or rather, Three Times Piers Polkiss Did nothing, and one time he didn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Piers P., Harry P. - Complete
Bretrayal of the Body, Betrayal of the Heart reviews
Sasuke woos Naruto, armed with the knowledge of who the blond truly loves, and that said blond is convinced that person would never return his affections. SasuNaru KakaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,657 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Understanding reviews
A quick look at Zach's thoughts on the Team's reactions to him being Gormagon's Apprentice.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Zach A. - Complete
What is a Hero reviews
Alex contemplates what truly makes a hero. Oneshot no pairing
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
A Normal Day For a Death Eater reviews
A Death Eater reflects on the way his life is progressing. Rated for implied rape and torture of a minor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Complete