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Author has written 22 stories for Victorious.

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Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

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Jesus:

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

1. Tori

2. Cat

3. Andre

4. Jade

5. Robbie

6. Beck

7. Trina

8. Sikowitz

9. Sinjin

10. Lane

11. Rex

12. Derek

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?

Beck/Rex? I'm kinda glad I haven't.

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Jade is kinda hot in a scary way.

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

I doubt Derek would get Sikowitz pregnant.

4) Can you recall any fics about nine?

Sinjin? Not many.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Cat/Beck? I guess. I perfer Cat/Robbie but anything that dosen't effect Tandre is okay with me.

6) Five/nine or five/ten? Why?

Robbie/Sinjin over Robbie/Lane because it's less creepy. I guess.

7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve making out?

If Trina walked in on Cat and Derrick making out she would just admire herself in the mirror.

8) Make up a summary for a three/ten fic?

Andre/Lane? Okay.

Andre is dating Tori. She dumps him for Beck and he is heartbroken. His grades start slipping and he quits the piano club. Lane gets concerned about Andre. After a guidance counsler meeting with Andre he introduces him to his beautiful daughter Stephanie. Andre and Stephanie fall in love and he forgets all about his failed relationship with Tori. THE END. I think I might write a story like that.

9) Is there a such thing as a one/eight fluff?

Tori/Sikowitz? A little illegal but it would make an interesting story.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort flick.

Trina/Derek? "My Savior"

11) Would you consider reading a three/one fic.

Would I consider reading a Tandre story? THAT'S MY FREAKING SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12) Is there anything on your favorites list about eleven?

Nothing about Rex.

13) Think of a title for a two/four or two/five flick.

Jade/Cat "Culture Clash" Robbie/Cat "Half the Victorious stories on fanfiction"

14) If you a song fic about eight, what song would it be?

Sikowitz - I Don't Care by Fall Out Boy

15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Beck/Tori/Derrick WARNING: This is my worst story ever.

16) When was the last time you read a fic about five?

Robbie? A better question would be when was the last time you read a fic about Robbie WITHOUT Cat. My answer to that would be last month. I read a Rodre slash with a title I cannot remember.

17) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1) , heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

Tori and Trina are in a happy relationship untill Sinjin runs of with Trina. Tori, heartbroken, has a hot one night stand with Rex and a brief unhappy affair with Derek, then follows the wise advice of Robbie and finds true love with Cat.

18) Title/warning for the above fic?

"Kids, this is why you don't want to smoke crack"

WARNING: NO ANDRE, JADE, BECK, SIKOWITZ or LANE. WTF?

19) (5) (4), (7), (1) and (3) are playing Truth or Dare. (5) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (5) asks who (7) loves, and (7), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (1) while (3) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (5) is secretly in love with (1), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (1) becomes in a relationship with (1), and so (5) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (10) and is sent to prison, allowing (1) and (7) to continued their relationship.

Robbie, Jade, Trina, Tori, and Andre are playing Truth or Dare. Robbie asks Trina and Trina says truth. Robbie asks who Trina loves and Trina confessed her true love with Jade. Jade doesn't share the feeling and infact is in a secret relationship with Andre. Trina is heartbroken and seeks comfort in Tori while Andre and Jade run into the sunset together. However Robbie is secretly in love with Tori, and becomes so jealous of Trina who, after the comfort from Tori becomes in a relationship with Tori, and so Robbie decides to murder Trina, but is stopped just in time by police officer Sikowitz(should have been Derrick) and is sent to prison, allowing Tori and Trina to continue their relationship

20) Final question: Title/Warning for the above?
"The Love Game"

WARNING: What's with all the Tori/Trina relationships

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Andre is a meanie by EvanescenceMychemicalRomance reviews
Andre tries to throw Jade into the ocean, but Beck wont let him.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Jade W., André H., Beck O. - Complete
Survivor by Chee5e55ave5 reviews
Sixteen people put on an island for the ultimate competition. Who will outwit, outplay and outlast all the others? Crossover between Victorious and Zoey 101; based on Survivor. R&R please
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 76 - Words: 173,687 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
Terrible by K9GM3 reviews
The worst Victorious fan fic ever.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Tori V., Beck O. - Complete
Terror Terrible Victorious Fic by demondreaming reviews
This is bad. This is really bad, and intentionally so. I'm so sorry. Read it anyway. Beck/Tori.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Beck O., Tori V. - Complete
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WARRIOR: A Tale Of Two Sisters reviews
Tori and Trina Vega haven't seen each other in 12 years. They've both had very different lives, but both of their paths have lead them into the world of mixed martial arts. They both deal with issues with their father and demons from their earlier life, not knowing that they are on a collision course, headed straight for each other. Tandre, Cabbie, and Bade are featured in this.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,647 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Tori V., Trina V.
Teen Titans reviews
Die-hard Teen Titans fans, proceed with caution. This is a complete reboot of the series, and it loosely uses the series as a guide at times. The LAPD is overwhelmed with crimes, so they turn to the help of a certain group of Hollywood Arts students. Ships: Jori (Jade/Tori), Bade (Beck/Jade), Tandre (Tori/Andre), Cabbie (Cat/Robbie) and Candre (Cat/Andre). Comedy/Action/Romance.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 3/8 - Tori V., Jade W., André H., Beck O.
The Challenge Vol 2: The Gauntlet II reviews
Characters from VicTORIous, iCarly, Drake and Josh, Zoey 101, That's So Raven, Wizards Of Waverly Place, Phil Of The Future and some OC's compete on MTV's competition reality show "The Challenge" for 1,000,000. More is explained at the beginning of the first chapter. Several ships. Comedy, Action, Romance, some suspense, quite a bit of drama. This season is Rookies vs Veterans.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,642 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 5/25/2014
The Clique reviews
This story follows the gang's lives if Hollywood Arts was a real American high school. This story covers every day from their first day of school as freshmen to Graduation night. Ships include: Bade, Jori, Tandre, Cabbie, Candre, and Tribbe. Rated T for language and mature references/subject matter. Romantic Dramedy Adventure. Other Nick/Disney people are used as side characters.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 10/14/2014
Pizza Party reviews
FUNNY ONE SHOT. The gang is at Andre's house. They ordered a pizza. Nobody feels like getting it so they roll a die. Each chapter explores each possible outcome of each dice roll, at the end, it is explained what each person means to the group by what happened when they left to get the pizza. Parody of the "Remedial Chaos Theory" episode of Community.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Tori V., Jade W., Robbie S., Beck O. - Complete
Make It In America reviews
After their 1st year of college, the gang reunites in summer in Hollywood. The gang must take on the real world, as they struggle with love and life. Tori decides to do music. Cat & Trina both think about taking huge steps in their lives. Jade & Robbie both have no idea where their lives are headed, Andre and Beck go into business together. Tandre, Jandre, Cabbie, eventual Bade.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,649 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Tori V., Trina V.
The Challenge Vol 1: Fresh Meat II reviews
Characters from VicTORIous, iCarly, Drake and Josh, Zoey 101, That's So Raven, Wizards Of Waverly Place, and some OC's compete on MTV's competition reality show "The Challenge" for 1,000,000. More is explained at the beginning of the first chapter. Several ships inside. Comedy, Action, Romance, some suspense, quite a bit of drama. This is the first of a series of many to come.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,457 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014
Community reviews
Based off of NBC's "Community". The gang never went to Hollywood Arts and they all end up at a Community College and have hilarious adventures and fall in love with each other. Ships: Bade, Bori, Tandre, Cabbie, Rori, Jandre, one-sided Catowitz. The main characters listed will change every chapter as the story goes on.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,147 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Tori V., Jade W., Robbie S., Beck O.
What She Doesn't Know Won't Hurt Us reviews
Jade and Beck aren't Tori's parents, Andre isn't Tori's boyfriend, and Robbie and Cat aren't married. Everyone knows this, except Tori. Tori has an accident and gains and altered memory, but the gang doesn't tell her. Jade uses Andre to make Beck jealous.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Jade W., Beck O.
Future Shock reviews
Tandre, Cabbie, Bade. Takes place 13 years in the future. Tori and Andre's relationship is put to the test when they face parent hood. Robbie and Cat are neighbors in love but also in denial. Beck returns after 9 years to win Jade's heart again.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,963 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Tori V., Jade W., Cat V.
because the internet: Based On A True Album reviews
3 chapter story that can be read by music or read alone. It's an optional album-fic. Way more fun to read with the music. Andre is rich. He has friends, he kinda has a girlfriend, or maybe two of them, and they're sisters. But he's unhappy. What could a man who has everything possibly want? 1st chapter is a prelude. The 2nd is the story. 3rd is a Cabbie epilogue. WARNING: Tandre.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,785 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Tori V., Cat V., André H., Robbie S.
Hollywood Mystery reviews
Tori, Beck, Jade, Robbie, Andre, and Cat are expelled from Hollywood Arts for a bad deed that they did not commit. They then decide to work together to get put back into H.A., but they discover why they were really expelled. When no one else believes the truth, the six teens have to take matters into their own hands. Parings: Cabbie, Bori, Bade, Tandre, Trandre.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Cat V., Beck O.
Without Tori reviews
The gang gets mad at Tori and she thinks that their lives would be better without her, can Trina prove her wrong?
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011
A Long Week reviews
A project requires the gang to stay with each other's family. Jade, Beck, and Cat are miserable. Andre and Robbie have the time of their lives and Tori uses the projet to her advantage. Tandre, Cabbie, References to Bade, Minor Rade.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/29/2011 - André H., Cat V.
The Perfect Couple reviews
Takes place 12 years in the future They're 29 Tori Vega and Andre Harris are the perfect couple. Right? After a friend stays with them for a year, she finds out just how perfect they are. Then she makes it her mission to "fix" their marriage.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Tori V., André H.
Twins reviews
The baby simulator project comes to Hollywood Arts. True love, divorce, and lots of baby simulator crying. You'll laugh. Then you'll cry. Then you'll laugh so hard that you start cying. Then you'll get a little bit hungry.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010 - André H., Tori V.
Hollywood Dreams reviews
Andre's Hollywood life is about to have a crash collision with his pre-Hollywood life. Crushes, fights, sibiling rivalry and more.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,998 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - André H., Tori V.
For The Love of Money reviews
Tori, Trina, Andre, Beck, Jade, Robbie and Cat are 7 out of 17 people competing for 250,000 dollars on Vh1's newest reality TV show.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,240 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Complete
Major Embarassment reviews
Andre has a secret that only Beck and Robbie know about. What happens when one of them spills the beans to Jade and she tells the whole school? Major Tandre. Major Bori. Minor Jandre. One shot.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Tori V., Jade W., André H., Beck O. - Complete
Who Is Andre? reviews
Tori, Robbie, Cat, Jade, and Beck describe Andre in their own ways. Yet another one of my Andre centric stories.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2010 - André H. - Complete
Tori's Boyfriend vs Robbie's Best Friend reviews
What's more important to Andre? Love or Friendship?. Tandre Tori/Andre Romance and Rodre Robbie/Andre Friendship.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/4/2010 - André H. - Complete
A Day In the Life reviews
Expirience a day of Hollywood Arts as Tori, Andre, Robbie, Beck, Trina, Jade, and Cat. A One shot with 7 Point of Views
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Robbie S., Beck O. - Complete
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