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If you believe homophobia is wrong, copy and paste this into your profile!
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
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Toshiro Hitsugaya loves Bed-Wetter MomoH.H.F.M.: HitsuHinaFanMovement_Momo Hinamori loves Shiro-chan
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
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If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
The sharingan originated from a monkey-demon,
When you rearrange the letters:
THE MORSE CODE :
ELECTION - RESULTS:
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Things I am NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts: Muggle Born, and proud of it!
1) I will not sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
2) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy.
3) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals.
4) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
5) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
6) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor.
7) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
8) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" every time I apparate.
9) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.
10) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
11) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
12) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
13) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.
14) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.
15) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.
16) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force"
17) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.
18) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.
19) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore"
20) House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
21) I am not allowed to poke Hufflepuffs with spoons.
22) Inventing potions behind Snape's back and with the company of your clumsy best friend is bound to spell 'disaster'
23) I will not ask the Weasley Twins to cause a diversion.
24) I will not plot with the Weasley Twins unless I want our dear school to explode.
25) Calling Umbridge 'Dumbitch' in class is a bad idea.
26) I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape's private chambers to watch him sing "I Will Survive in the mirror", as it is disturbing.
27) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.
28) I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.
29) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.
30) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
31) The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.
32) I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets"
33) When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.
34) Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.
35) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy."
36) I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.
37) I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.
38) Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.
39) Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.
40) Calling the Ghost-busters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
41) I may not have a private army.
42) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.
43) Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.
44) I am not the wicked witch of the west.
45) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.
46.) I will not melt if water is poured over me.
47.) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.
48) Thestrals do not resemble my little sister's toys known as 'My Little Pony'.
49.)I shouldn't use Photo-shop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.
50.)I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.
51.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.
52.) I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them.
53.) - Especially not all of them at once.
54) The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.
55) I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.
56) I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paint-balling.
57) I am not allowed to claim to know 'how to defeat Dumbledore.'
58) - The answer is 'poison the damn Lemon Drops'
59) I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.
60) Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles.
61) I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
62) Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.
63) - Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.
64) I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
65) I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.
66) - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.
67) If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: "The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.
68) I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket"
69) I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade
70) I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.
71) I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad bad nightmare about Harry umless I want to die young (or for a dare).
72) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."
73) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.
74) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.
75) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
76) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."
77) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.
78) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
79) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.
80) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.
81) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.”
82) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.
83) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmacy exams.
84) There is no such thing as the chamber of Double Secret Probation.
85) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants” I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.
86) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit.
87) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room.
88) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.
89) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.
70) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks.
71 I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.
72) A time turner is not a flux capacitator I should therefore not try to install it in a muggle car.
73) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine.
74) When fighting death-eaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE”.
75) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.
76) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons can not interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be.
77) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S.
78) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.
79) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
80) Predicting that there will be a new DADA teacher next year does not mean I am a seer.
Only in America are we this stupid:
1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
10 Reasons Why Being Gay is 'Wrong'
1.) Being gay is not 'natural'. We must always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2.) Gay marriage will make people gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3.) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets- because of course a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract, just like a human being.
4.) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, interracial marriage is still frowned upon, and divorce is still illegal.
5.) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed (Oh, what a tragedy).
6.) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world clearly needs more children, despite the fact that so many of them go uncared for.
7.) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8.) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion.
9.) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10.) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.