Author has written 23 stories for Teen Titans, Skylanders, Harry Potter, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人, and Lord of the Rings.
Hello people! *Gives evil grin*
Favorite Games/Shows/Books: Mass Effect Series, Kuroshitsuji, Maximum Ride, DN Angel, Warrior Cats, Teen Titans, Avatar the Last Airbender, Heavy Rain, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Rise of the Guardians, Ib (Game), Harry Potter, Wizard101, Twilight (Book series), Hetalia: Axis Powers/World Series, Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Divinity: Dragon Commander
Beta Team Beginnings - Hiatus. I'll continue if I get any new ideas, but I can't guarantee anything.
Dagor Dagorath: The Second World - Hiatus. I might get back to it, but it won't be ANYTIME soon. I'm sooo sorry!
Elemental Charge - Hiatus. I'm SOOORRRRRYYY!
HetaOni: A Repeating Cycle - Ongoing. Slow, but ongoing.
Lightning's Melody - Hiatus. Please read above comments about hiatuses.
LoNeLY - Complete. Yay!
LosT - Complete. Haha! *Fist pumps*
SpReAD - Complete. Derp ;)
WhY - Complete. All done finally!! :D
Misery - Complete.
One Bullet - Complete.
The Four Horsemen - Hiatus. I believe I've mentioned hiatuses before? I'm SO SORRY!
Offer from Darkness - Complete. I might update this sporadically though, if I feel like it.
Another Account - Hiatus. Not too sure about this one...
HetaMurder - Ongoing. Exams are over, so let's see where this ends up! ;)
That's the Difference Between You and Me - Complete. I like how I wrote this one... Please read it!
2p HetaOni - Ongoing. We shall see where this leads... Updates will be very slow.
Enemy - Complete.
Changed - Complete.
Spill - Complete.
ThE LoNeLY ChRoNiclES - Ongoing. I just couldn't let this one go...
Rule - Complete.
Class of the Titans
Death the Kid/Maka Albarn
Death the Kid/Female Crona
Shepard(M)/Tali'Zorah vas Neema
Tali'Zorah vas Neema/Legion
Tali'Zorah vas Neema/Kal'Reegar
Rise of the Guardians
Lord of the Rings
Lord Celeborn/Lady Galadriel
Hetalia: Axis Powers
Chibitalia/Holy Roman Empire
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Reborn/Nana (Even though there was only one fanfic with this pairing that I could find...)
Colonello/Lal Mirch (OMG THEY'RE SO CUTEEE)
Belphegor/Kyoko (DO NOT QUESTION IT)
Divinity: Dragon Commander
Mass Effect 3 Multiplayer
Mostly plays as: Salarian/Quarian(Female)/Geth/Human(Female)/Quarian(Male: He's AMAZING!!!) Engineer, Human(Female)/Quarian(Female)/N7 Shadow/ Asari Huntress Infiltrator, N7 Slayer/Drell/Asari Vanguard, Drell/ Collector Adept, Batarian/ N7 Paladin Sentinel, Vorcha/N7 Destroyer
I also used to play as the Vorcha engineer, however, him, along with my volus engineer, my volus adept, turian ghost, and my cabal (turian vanguard) got glitched. Maxed out points anyone?
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If you could read that, put it on your profile.
Now this was SOOOOO true! O.O Kinda scary, but true none the less!
Check it out:
The Cryptic Intellectual
Possible Boyfriends: China, America, Austria
Best Male Friends: Japan, Estonia
Best Female Friend: Ukraine
Enemies: Prussia, Hungary, France
Sophisticated and intelligent, a smiling enigma, you emanate intrigue. People are naturally drawn by your mysterious nature and charming appeal. You know how to get along with people, but they should not be fooled by your polite, easygoing nature—you are not someone to be trifled with, nor should people underestimate your ability to seek revenge if they wrong you. For the most part, you are friendly to everyone so long as they respect you. People are attracted to your exciting intelligence.
What do the Hetalia characters think of you?
Italy: All the big words she uses are too complicated for me, ve! But she’s quite delightful!
Germany: Intelligent, but insecure. Her insecurity makes her manipulative and misuses her intelligence.
Japan: We have been good friends for a long time; I admire her quiet, thoughtful nature. She is quite reflective and absolutely fascinating. Communicating with her is a refreshing experience. Sometimes she is a little controlling, but she means well.
America: Dude, chick’s so cool! Like, every time I see her she’s all mysterious and it’s totally attractive! Man, I think she stole my heart or something romantic and weird like that. The next time I see her, I’m gonna ask her out yo! I’ll heroically sweep her off her feet! Oh, China had better watch out too ‘cause I am totally way more her type than he is! The same goes for that stick-up-the-butt Austria! She is gonna be my lady and that is that! Prepare for the hero!
England: Classy and polite, but I have little interest in the twit. Well, she humiliates France and that’s always nice, except for the fact that she does it too often and then I have to deal with the stupid Frog. Actually, only I should be allowed to humiliate him, so she can find someone else to bother.
France: I really don’t like her and it’s not because I’m jealous or any such nonsense; she’s just very humiliating and selfish. It bothers me. I’m amazed that America likes her so much.
China: Mystifying and intelligent! I like this young lady very much. She has a certain maturity and presence about her that is completely unlike everyone else. By the way, America can go eat himself to death at McDonalds, because there is no way a classy young lady such as herself would be tempted by an ignoramus like him.
Russia: Hmm…she is the quiet one, da? I do not pay her too much heed and she is wise to be so silent. However, I do hear that she is quite intelligent. Perhaps I should pay her a visit.
Canada: O-oh, she’s the really quiet one who hangs out with America! She’s really nice, especially to me.
Cuba: For someone who hangs out with America, she’s not half bad! Maybe too quiet though. Hey, I bet that America pushes her around! Gah, have I told you how much I hate America? I really hate America!
Austria: A polite and respectful young woman; more people should strive to be like her. You know, if I had my way, I would surely take her out on a date. Perhaps I should. I heard that she likes classical music, which would be wonderful because then I could play some of my favorite pieces for her! Oh. If America thinks that he is any match for me, he forgets that he has yet to see the Austrian charm at work. As for China, well, he is simply no match for me in terms of class or anything else for that matter.
Hungary: Oh, her? Heh. We don’t get along because I don’t appreciate her interest in my ex-husband or his interest in her. Call me petty, but it’s true. Not to mention, she can be rather manipulative and greedy.
Prussia: Interesting lady! She’s not a prude and is pretty charismatic! She’s fun to be around.
Liechtenstein: I like her. She’s quiet and unobtrusive, so I feel comfortable around her.
Switzerland: Austria likes her. That’s reason enough to dislike her.
Poland: O-M-G! I totally went up to her and said, “Hey girlfriend! You, like, totally should hang out with me!” And, like, oh my God, she told me she would sometime! So-o-o-o awesome!
Belarus: Meh. We don’t really talk. I don’t want my darling Russia to take an interest in her.
Estonia: Such a charming lady! I rather like her quick-witted and captivating attitude. There is something exceedingly attractive about a woman with a brilliant mind.
Latvia: Wow! You should hear her talk to Estonia. They have the most intelligent adult conversations ever! And she’s really, really nice. I wish she was my big sister. I hope Russia doesn’t go after her though, that would be so sad! I think America would watch out for her though, I hope, because Estonia isn’t strong enough to defend even himself yet.
Lithuania: Yes, well, she’s n-nice. Poland said I might get to hang out with them sometime.
Ukraine: She is the sweetest girl! We’re best friends! Every weekend, we go out and have picnics together in the countryside. She is very encouraging and kind!
Romano: Whatever. Kindness is overrated. So is intelligence. Unless you have an attitude, that sort of stuff is worthless. She’s too secretive anyway. Bet she killed someone. Yeah.
Spain: A very kind and smart girl, although, a little manipulative and vengeful sometimes! Poor little Romano just can’t figure her out and she frustrates him terribly—it is so adorable!
Very accurate indeed...
ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY
Strengths: Diplomacy, Military, Education
Tourist Attractions: Libraries, Statues, Cruises
Positive: Enthusiastic, clever, reliable, intuitive, sensitive and brave
Negative: Vacillating, competitive, vain, infiltrative, defensive and vindictive
Description: Dynamic and idealistic, you deliver the glory of your past with a winning grin. People love listening to your tales of valor and you love telling them. Many nations initially do not suspect that behind your cunning lies a vast wealth of victories. You are excellent at planning; unfortunately, despite your successes, you have many scars from the past which continue to haunt you into your present.
Foreigners adore visiting your nation, especially attracted by your libraries. Young children admire your heroic ventures, always interested by your animated storytelling skills. Statues stand erect in parks across your country, exemplifying the many men and women from your nation who deserve admiration.
Basic History: In the 13th Century, sailors accidentally landed upon your shores. Fancying the dynamics of your land and its weather, they settled there. Born from curiosity and an adventurous spirit, you became a country. Different European nations had little interest in you and kept you uninvolved in politics until the 14th Century.
Fighting against England during the 100 Years War, France happened upon your country and fell in love. Offering you protection, he charmed you into a marriage with him and you became French territory. Allying with him against the Englishman, you were quite pleased when the 100 Years War ended victoriously for you. During this time period, you became interested in the Renaissance Era and became well-acquainted with the Italies, learning about their culture.
Diplomatically avoiding conflict, most of Europe left you alone since you belonged to France. When France participated in the Italian Wars against Austria, the Germanic nation took an interest in you. Austria was determined to get revenge on France for attempting to take Italy. He forced you to marry him and divorce France. You used the new marriage to your advantage and started exploring the Germanic countries and Spain.
Later in the 16th Century, English pirates invaded your coastline, massacring your shops. Enraged, you vowed to have vengeance against the miscreants, placing the blame on England. You sent your own pirates out and they ransacked London, earning the Englishman’s wrath. Deciding that you were too much trouble due to the arising diplomatic problems with England, Austria divorced you. Spain allied himself with you but his armada was still defeated in 1588.
Following the defeat of the Spanish Armada, you offered your assistance regarding the Dutch Revolt, which didn’t end until 1648. The Netherlands attacked you for your interference. However, you were able to convince Belgium to stay under Spain’s control and distracted France when from taking too much Spanish territory. You persuaded France to leave Spain alone by marrying him again. Later in the 17th Century, France discovered Canada. Interested in the new nation, you helped France colonize Canada and travelled with him frequently. He started fighting against England for America and, while you were with him, you ran into the Netherlands, who gave you a hard time. France managed to chase him away from you.
During the War of Austrian Succession from 1740 to 1748, you joined France to fight namely against Britain. Austria took your involvement on the French side as a personal offense and Hungary was quick to back him up and attack you.
When France fought against England in the Seven Years’ War (1756-1763), with you at his side, you both lost against the Englishman. Armies becoming scarce, France could no longer offer you protection and divorced you, allowing you to be your own nation. Taking advantage of your vulnerability, England demanded that you sign a treaty with him.
Despite the rocky start to your relationship with Britain, you grew close when you helped him understand Canada, the new territory he acquired. To thank you for your assistance, England introduced British literature to your culture. Through him, you also came to know America very well. When America revolted against Britain in 1775, you did not intervene. France tried taking you back during the American Revolution, but you refused to be involved with anyone.
When the French Revolution started in 1789, you became worried about France and reentered European politics. Your concerns lessened once Napoleon took power. Regrettably, when France tried convincing you to marry him for a third time, you refused. When he attempted forcing you to marry him, you declared war on him. England and Spain rushed in to assist you, bringing Austria, Russia and Prussia with them, ending the Napoleonic Wars.
When Belgium declared independence from the Netherlands in 1830, you assisted her, due to your dislike of the Netherlands.
During World War I, you supported the Allies but did not enter combat. You expressed your disapproval of the Austrian-Hungarian’s allowance of the death of a single man to be the death of so many others. Insulted, Hungary tried provoking you and went so far as to convince the Ottoman Empire to threaten you with his presence.
You avoided conflict until the Second World War. When the Germans overtook France, you joined the Allies. Finding your interference pesky, the Germans lashed out at you. You never forgive the Germans for what they did to France. Banding together with Britain, you held out against them until the end of the war. When the Soviet Union switched sides, Lithuania advocated helping you and assisted in repairing your country. During your recovery period, Russia attempted to make you become one with him, which you refused to do. Later, you also had political problems with Poland, who disliked the fact that Lithuania spent more time helping you than him.
Since World War II, you have enjoyed peace. During world conferences, you contribute your thoughts on occasion and prefer observing unless you feel passionately about the issues at hand. Your strongest alliances are with England, France and Spain.
I have a lot of favorite characters, and I'll be posting them as I start watching and reading more Fanfiction material!
Harvar D. Eclair
Death the Kid
William T. Spears
Tali'Zorah vas Normandy nar Rayya
Dragon Age Origins
Dragon Age 2
Rise of the Guardians
Lord of the Rings
Barty Crouch Jr.
Diego the Duelmaster
Hetalia: Axis Powers
Romano (South Italy)
America (I honestly can't believe I added him here...)
Veneziano (Italy, or North Italy)
Hetalia: Axis Powers 2p
Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
F.E.A.R Tactic is as follows:
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, Miss Peppy,Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, universe.disturber, XxThe Best Damn ThingxX,Alexandria Volturi, InvisibleGoldStar, Poison1234
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh(USA), Fruity-Dragonfly (USA), 9foxgrl (USA),The Blue Monster Cake (USA)Sweetness, InvisibleGoldStar (Canada/Philippines), Poison1234 (Canada),
97% of teens and middle-aged women would cry if they saw Edward Cullen from Twilight standing on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn, screaming, "DO A FLIP, YOU SPARKLY BITCH!", then please copy and paste this in your profile.
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU
-Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
-Please select from the following options menu:
-If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
-If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
-If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
-If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
-If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
-If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
-If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
-If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
-If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
-If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
-If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won’t be crazy forever.
-If you are blonde, don’t press any buttons, you’ll just mess it up.
This coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.
AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.
TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost
Whoever said that nothing's impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door.
Whoever said "Words don't hurt" obviously hasn't gotten a hard-back encyclopedia thrown at his head before.
When the going gets tough, kick whoever made it that way.
Behind every great man is a woman shaking her head and rolling her eyes.
When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you leap off a cliff, I laugh harder.
If you can't beat 'em, join'em. If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If you can't kill 'em, you’re screwed.
Rhetorical questions are persuasive, aren't they?
He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke at first.
Life is difficult. It's full of trials, sorrow and pain. However, if you fall down, just stand up straight, be confident and say... "WHICH IDIOT PUSHED ME?!"
Silence is gold. Duct tape is silver.
If you do it, you'll regret it. If you don't do it, you'll regret it. Either way, you're still gonna regret it, so why not just do it?
A mechanic once told someone, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
A drunken man once said this to a cop. "Here Officer, hold my beer while I find my license."
Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Best friends for life! ...or at least 'till our next fight.
Isn't it funny how a heart shape is just two teardrops upside down?
I'm only smiling 'cos I have no idea what's going on.
Before Love, my heart was a black hole. After Love, I din't have a heart, I still dunno which is worse.
I'm sure someone in this world cares that you're alive... It just isn't me.
I looked up at the stars one night and thought, "Where the heck did my ceiling go?!"
People say life's short. I say I'm shorter.
As an older, more mature adult, your job is to...make fun of the little kids!
There are easier things in life than finding a good lover. Like nailing a Jell-O to a tree, for instance.
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you realize that you're on fire? Do you remember to stop, drop and roll? Or do you just start running around in circles, screaming, "I'M ON FIRE!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!"
I was never anyone's friend in the first place, therefore I can't be called a traitor.
If a safety pin, duct tape or a band-aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem.
Give me a chance to shine and I will blind the world!
Three people can keep a secret if two are dead.
I'm gonna live forever!...Or die trying.
A man walked into a bar and said..."OUCH!!"
War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left.
Come to the dark side, we have cookies!
I went to the dark side. Yeah, they lied about the cookies.
Dear Dark Side, you may have the cookies, but we have the MILK!
I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We're on the same side now.
OMG! THE RAIN'S WET!
I'm not AD--Ooh, look, a butterfly!
ADOSH: Attention Deficit-Ohh Shiny Thing
I'm a dinosaur, so, like, rawr and stuff.
God made men first, then he had a better idea!
Nope, can't go to Hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me...
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we continue flying...on broomsticks.
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan goes, "Oh, shit, she's up!"
I'm probably the coolest dork you'll ever meet.
I'm cute...now give me my cookies.
Boys in books are just...Better!
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.
You couldn't handle me...even in your wildest dreams.
ADHD writer: Once upon a -- no...There was once a -- no...THE END! >.
P.M.S: Pissed At Men Syndrome
You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.
I have nothing against God, it's his fan club I can't stand!
I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.
Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.
I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking too good, either.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.
This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.
When u see a toy poodle run away screaming "It's HUGE!" (make weird hand gestures to emphasize your point).
At a library- put your hands over your ears and scream, "The voices won't stop!" (easy way to get kicked out)
At the mall- go up to a shopper and stare at them. When they ask what you're looking at, call them stupid for not realizing you were staring at them.
At a car dealership- put on a "too happy" smile, and say hi to a car dealer. When they say hi back, scream "PEDOPHILE!" then run.
At...well...anywhere- find a guy with a beard, and ask him if he feels like a princess (smile innocently).
At a pet store- buy a goldfish, then go around the store grining like an idiot, and explain to people that you've always wanted a pet hamster.
At school- ask "Why?" every time the teacher says something. When they tell you to be quiet, write "Why?" on a piece of paper and hold it up.
At a voting booth- go up to a bunch of people, and explain the importance of carpet burn. Practicing Freedom of speech is a must
The Doctor wants to be ginger.
The Doctor thinks bacon is poison, so he eats fish fingers and custord
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Medalis, Pyro-Link, Cimar of Turalis, Links Only Grl (LOG), Ondkids, PoisonedChuugoku
Copy and paste this if u think men should not sparkle. ever.
Copy and paste this if u agree that a hobo's dignity is their beard.
If you work better to music, copy and paste this into your profile..
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.
98% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD... REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL.
If you've ever tripped on a chair, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever fallen off your chair, put this in your profile.
Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (And a post. And a wall. And people. And desks.)
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you read the copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto you profile.
IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN STUCK ON CAPS LOCK BEFORE, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a crush on a fictional character copy this into your profile.
I am what I am and I do what I do, copy and paste if you are too
If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character copy and post this into your profile.
If you have ever burst out in insane laughter for absolutely no reason at all, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (I do that when reading too. Then people REALLY look at me strange…)
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. (I ALWAYS have a song in my head... ALWAYS)
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet (or dead silent) room, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile
If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile.
-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this into your profile.
-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.
If you talk back to the TV (or the computer, or a book), copy this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.
If you probably need a life but have no intention of getting one, put this on your profile.
If you think fan fics are the best invention EVER, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are characters on a certain show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE
If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.
If you are a klutz, copy and past this into your profile.
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
If you love to laugh, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who don't, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!), then copy paste it.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think I have to many "copy and pastes" in my profile, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think I have at least one more "copy and paste" thingy in my profile, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you were right, copy and paste this to your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you have/had a crush on any Teen Titan people, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you wanna WHACK the Cartoon Network people for canceling Teen Titans, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!
If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. (o.o whoa)
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If, no matter how hard you try, you still run into things, put this in your profile
Sooo many girls pretend they're something they're not just to fit in. If you're not one of those girls, then copy and paste this into your profile
If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this on to your profile
If you have ever walked into a glass door, copy this on to your profile
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your pro
If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.
If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile
If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile
I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! If that's ever happened to you, copy and paste this into your profile
If people don't like you the way you are, then by golly that's there problem. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile.
If you have copy-and-paste-itis (Like me) copy and paste this into your profile.
I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile
If you've ever had a really bad day, gone and read fanfiction, and someone has a story that somehow made it all seem a little better, copy and paste.
If you do not drink alcohol, copy this to your profile.
If you don't do anything illegal, copy this to your profile.
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.
If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think life would be dull and dreary without technology, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever thought about murdering a fictional character and actually got so into it you started plotting, put this on your profile.
If you actually enjoy reading, copy this into your profile.
If you are of the opinion that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever read something and got sucked into that book, copy this into your profile.
If you enjoy fantasy in general, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a song stuck in your head for more than three weeks, copy and paste this into your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
You don't have to be a twig to be beautiful. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.
If reading is a buzzilion times better than watching brain-numbing TV, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.
If you have ever read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word( And you do at random moments) copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. (Teeheehee)
If you have ever attempted to high-five someone and missed completely, copy and paste this into your profile.
If ever you have spent a day looking for a particular word, and when someone mentions it you dramatically slap your forehead and yell "OOOHHH!! That's the word I was looking for!",copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate violence in the world and want peace, copy this onto your profile.
If you're such a loser that you actually read these copy into your profile things, copy this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever walked into a window, copy this onto your profile (yeah... that was funny!)
Pessimism is good. If you are always pessimistic, you will never be disappointed, because you are thinking of the worst case scenario. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.
I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.
If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you often read three or more books at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think people that are racist are retarded copy this into your profile
Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven
If you have authors you respect, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you are now afraid that you will die by getting a pencil shoved through your head copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are scared of pencils but not The Joker put this in your profile.
If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate fudge instead
93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx,Seppaku, Amanemanga, Rethira, -Purple Smile-, Atra Luminarium, Reine Sumabat, DragonFriend95, Links Only Grl, Ondkids
IF YOU ARE READING THIS, THEN YOU ARE NOW INSANE! COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE AND HELP ME TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH INSANITY! (add your name at the end also...) IndilewenLily, Ondkids
If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Mysterious Miracle, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, Alicegirl, Zandylion, Nightmare and Dream, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, ReganBaxter, CSIvHP11, LabRatzRule, DragonFriend95, Links Only Grl, Ondkids
99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.
30 of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that you're going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty, Monko25, leafninja345435, Frozen Fyre, AkatsukiFan, DeiDei-kunsgirl, KijutsuNeko, awalkingparadox, Addicted2Books13, ondkids
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
Girls, copy and paste this on your profile
I was unknown--I am Known
I was mistrusted-- I am trusted
I was invisible-- I am seen
I was hurt-- I am healed
I was depressed-- I am happy
I was abused-- I am safe
I was broken-- I am fixed
I was nobody-- I am somebody
I was misunderstood-- I am understood
I was bullied -- I am strong
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)
Copy and Paste this into profile if this touches you as it did me... :
My name is Emma I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Emma And I am but three, Tonight my daddy murdered me
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and notices that he is the only black man there. As he sits down, he notices a white man behind him.
The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here."
"When I was born I was black,"
"But you sir..."
The black man then sits back down and the white man walks away...
Copy this onto your profile and help stop racism!
At age 8, your dad bought you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
If you love your dad, post this on your profile.
The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction
1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.
2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.
3. Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.
4. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.
5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.
6. Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.
7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.
8. Thou shalt not use :) , ;D , or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.
9. Thou shalt try-eth to keep characters in character!
10. Thou shalt not treat every criticism as a flame.
11. The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.
12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.
13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.
14. Thou shalt not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.
15. If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.
16. Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).
17. Thou shalt show and not tell.
18. Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.
19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est - writing is an art.
20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.
21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.
22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.
23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.
24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.
25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story. It will also create Minis. Mini-Balrogs, Mini-Aragogs, Mochi Nations - whatever it is, the Mini will hate you.
26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.
27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers
Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order. (Mine does not include 2ps. That would be a totally different list.
1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
No, not yet. I think I better start looking...
2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
I think he's cute. 2p Japan is hot. :)
3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
... The world would end. Now if it was 2p Italy instead of normal Italy, then it would be an entirely different story.
4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
I'm pretty sure there are, I just haven't checked yet.
5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
6) Four/eight or four/nine?
No to both... Maybe I should check?
7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Poland: OMG!! I, like, DIDN'T KNOW YOU TWO WERE, like, DATING!!!! *Squeals*
8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
... *Sweating from pressure*... *Hands cover face* DON'T JUDGE ME!!
9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Maybe. This is Hetalia we're talking about here.
10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
... "The Cold War"
11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
Japan notices Canada and mistakes him for America. Canada gets mad and whisper-yells and Japan calms him down by apologizing. The two then end up drinking tea together. :)
12. Does anyone on your friend's list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
I don't think so about Poland... Norway, maybe...
13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?
Not sure. :P
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Careful folks! Japan and Italy have agreed to become one with Russia! Please advise caution moving forwards!
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
... No. Clue.
16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Romano groaned, banging his head on the table. His shot glass jumped before settling. Iceland peered over and sighed. The nation then lifted the other's arm over his shoulder and helped him to his room. Romano's breath was warm against the side of his face, making the usually cold nation shiver.
How odd, he thought.
The cold nation turned the knob and practically dragged the passed out nation into the room and onto the bed. After tucking him in, Iceland turned to leave but stopped when he felt a hand grip onto his wrist. He looked back over. Romano had his eyes blearily opened, blinking slowly. Iceland sighed once more.
"Romano," he said, "Close your eyes. Sleep."
"Don't want to..." Romano tilted his head.
"Give me a goodnight kiss?" At this, Iceland was about to refuse. Why should he? However, the pleading gaze on the Italian's face made the Icelandic sigh once more. So, he leaned over and placed his lips to the nation's cheek. Or that's where they should have landed.
Romano had turned his head slightly to the side and his lips met the Icelandic's own. The nation drew back in surprise and left the room quickly.
The Italian sighed happily, snuggling into his pillow.
17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Poland: *Walks into room* *Sees Russia and America at it* *Screams and covers eyes* My eyes!!!! My eyes are, like burning!!!
18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
During WW2, China arrived early only to find France there first. I think we can all infer what that means...
19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
YES! And he's so cute too!!
22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
No... Should I?
23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five
25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Never. If he were to, they would both have to be really, really, really drunk.
27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
... I'd think Japan would want to try different things...
28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
"China and Norway are in a happy relationship until Norway runs off with France. China, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Canada and a brief unhappy affair with America, then follows the wise advice of Prussia and finds true love with Russia." Cold and Hot and Back to Cold Again.
29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
WAT. I don't even... Well, it's not so bad...
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