TheAwesomenessThatIsDumbledore
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Joined 09-26-10, id: 2555217, Profile Updated: 07-02-12
Author has written 19 stories for Maximum Ride, Peter Pan, and Harry Potter.

Alright. I'm supposed to talk about myself here. I think I'll do that now. Moving on.

BOOKS: I am in love with half the books that have ever been written. Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, the Underland Chronicles, Benedict Society, Alex Rider, City of Ember, The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Society, Artemis Fowl, Little Princess, Inkheart... okay I'll stop now or we'll be here all day.

MOVIES/TV: I don't like movies, as they require more than my attention span of an overgrown peanut. Excluding, of course, the Harry Potters. Spongebob, Project Runway, Dora, Mythbusters, the Simpsons, the Middle, and Modern Family are always recorded. I also ADORE Hetalia: Axis Powers.

MUSIC: Really bipolar in this department. The Beatles, Journey, Cake, Queen, Bob Marley, Lonely Island, the Police, Jack Johnson, Crosby Stills Nash & Young... I LOVE IT ALL! My current favorite song is Mr. Mastodon Farm by Cake.

MISCELLANEOUS: I play clarinet because it is the most awesomest instrument ever created, and tenor saxophone because it's nearly better.

Totally obsessed with anything even vaguely Phantom of the Opera-related. Or Beatles-related.

I do a miniscule amount of pageanting. I adore acting, but I can't sing worth crap. I can't draw worth the cost of the pencil.

I have 2 brothers. In fact, one of them is arguing with me over the computer as I type.

Some of my best friends on here are HarryandGinny246 and HayBailzIsMyName. I share an account with my other friend Katie; the username for that is La'Cresha and Toaster FOREVER.

Uh... I like to bake, anything to do with the arts... I love alpacas... yeah, I think that's about it.

Ooh! Wait! Obsessed with Starkid! Lauren Lopez is my idol! Joey Richter wins the awesome prize for playing Ron in AVPM/S and having the same birthday as both Harry and J.K. Rowling! Ready for Darren to get off his stupid Glee butt and get started on Senior Year/the Threequel! HOLY MUSICAL B@MAN WAS A LIFECHANGING EVENT FOR ME THAT WAS PRELUDED BY HOURS OF SQUEEING, SOBBING, SINGING AND FLAILING... LOTS OF FLAILING!

I really like the anime Hetalia: Axis Powers and watch/quote it excessively. Out of all my friends, I'm England (which is fine by me CAUSE HE'S MY FAVORITE).

QUOTES:

"Bow, Harry. Bow to death!"- Lord Voldemort

"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"- Dumbledore

"Scars can come in handy. I have one above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground!" - Dumbledore (again)

"Alas! Ear wax!" -Dumbledore (I'm seriously obsessed with this dude, get used to it)

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU B*!"- Molly Weasley

"I'm supposed to help you because fair is fair? Try I need you to help me so I won't rip out your spine and beat you with it. I might respond to that. Maybe." -Max

"Why? Do you find me... DISTRACTING?"-Finnick

"So it's you and a syringe against the Capitol? See, this is why we don't let you make any of the plans."-Haymitch

"... I ate your lunch."-Haymitch

"We're being led by an idiot with a crayon."-Captain Root

"I remember that pen. It almost decapitated me once.""Ah, good times, eh?"-Captain Root and Mulch Diggums

"Go die in a hole full of bloodthirsty hippogriffs with no Dumbledore to save you!"-Me

"I bite you. You bleed. I laugh. You die."- Amanda again

Think of the most perverted joke any of your friends have ever made. Multiply by 1000. You've got classic Katie.

"Drink, my child!" -Me

"Silly Muggles! Magic is for witches! Except for you; you're a Squib."-Me; I yelled this to some random high schoolers

"Hey, you Weasley blood traitor! How much do you owe Madam Malkin's for those tattered robes of yours?"-Me, to a random redhead I saw on the street.

"You teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted!"- Me

"Oh, dear Lord! The stalker has stalked me, just as their name implied!" - my friend Lamar

"That is the sexiest unigoat I have ever seen." - Katie

"But... that's like hippogriff prostitution!" - My friend Dakota

"Cauliplantato: a dish of epic proportions, composed of cauliflower, plantains, and potatoes." - Moi

"We need more high fruits." - Robert

"Sixth graders are like dementors; they eat away at your soul and make you feel like you'll never be happy again. Giving them instruments does not help. At all." - Ms. Speight, my school's band teacher

"My true love will show up on a broomstick one day with a Phantom of the Opera mask to cover his lightning scar and Ravenclaw robes to hide his wings." - Me

"...or maybe a mechanical dinosaur." - Artemis Fowl II

"And don't forget: Elvendork! It's unisex!" - James Potter

"The club has four members, three of which are me." - Katie

"Turtle wagon!" - Katie

"I can't help it. George Bush just makes me think of a troublemaking shrub!" - ME

"PASTAAAAAAAA!" - Italy

"Flying Mint Bunny!"- Arthur Kirkland/England/the United Kingdom of Britain and Northern Ireland


I love me some Montrose Magpies! With a Seeker like Eunice in their legend, how COULDN'T you?! Got a big poster with their logo in my Ravenclaw-colored alcove, right next to the stuffed owl.

YES! I am a Ravenclaw, the best House by far! I even painted my room blue and bronze and got a wall decal of the crest and got a full uniform and a custom-made pencil case...

My favorite book is Prisoner of Azkaban. It's got Lupin, Sirius, AND Draco getting punched in the face, then mauled by a hippogriff! What's not to love?! It also is when the books start getting more complex, dark, and dramatic. I eat that stuff up.

I love the Black family! No, I'm not one of those crazy Sirius freaks (though I'm bordering); really, it's just the Black sisters I love. I really want to hear their story and am planning out a fic for them, to be published ONLY WHEN I FINISH IT because I keep starting stories, getting bored, and not being able to finish.

I don't like Malfoy. Honestly, I simply don't get why everyone likes him so much. I think he's a really great character for Jo to have come up with, though. It's kind of a slap in the face, a big reality check. Just because Draco knows what he's doing is wrong doesn't mean that he's willing to stop. It's the real world. And no, Narwhal, I'm not saying that to mask my love for his weird messed-up hair in DH2. He still looks like a vanilla ice cream cone to me.

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Spider in the Slytherin Dorm! reviews
A delightful Slytherin-bashing romp, following how various generations of Slytherins responded to discovering a spider in their dorm.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Draco M., Bellatrix L., Scorpius M., Andromeda T.
Moments with Marauders reviews
A pointless collection of oneshots starring your favorites, strictly for hilarity. No romance, I promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sirius B., James P.
So Many Slytherins, So Little Time reviews
Follow Dakota as she realizes that with so many delectable Slytherins around, she might as well not bother to just choose one, and Gabby as she desperately tries to save her from their slimy clutches.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Horace S., OC
General Hospital Wing reviews
"Madam Pomfrey had seen it all." Brief snapshot of all the melodrama of the Hospital Wing, and how Poppy finally does something about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Poppy P. - Complete
Interlocked reviews
James and Lily's relationship was a lot like a wooden brainteaser.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Oblivious reviews
"Everyone assumed that there had been a line between the loathing and the loving. Some moment, however fleeting, of camaraderie or trust. Such an assumption would not be true." Pointless study of James and Lily's relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Max Martinez reviews
The cliche no-wing story, but I tried to shake things up a bit. More of an 'if no School' than 'normal life'. Slight FAX, but may intensify. I don't how the story'll turn out yet.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,239 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Max, Fang
Shuffle Challenge reviews
... you know what that is.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Complete
She Will Be Loved reviews
Songfic to 'She Will Be Loved' by Maroon Five; told from both Fang and Dylan's perspectives.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Max - Complete
Super Bowl, Baby! reviews
Basically, the flock watch the Super Bowl.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Complete
Dark Lordalicious reviews
A Fergalicious parody for You-Know-Who. Yes, you read that right. XD
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Voldemort - Complete
Twisted Beauty reviews
A character study of Gabrielle Delacour. What's it like, to be thought to be perfect, no matter what you do?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Gabrielle D. - Complete
Shep reviews
Peter Pan in a modern setting; the Lost Boys are a troop of homeless kids led by Shep. They're trying to stay away from the orphanage led by Mr. Hooke and Mr. Smee. When he meets Wendalynn Dear, everything turns upside down; will she turn them in,or help?
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,534 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Peter Pan, Wendy D.
Halloween Flock Style! reviews
It's Halloween, and Nudge is pretty determined to have her way and go trick-or-treating. Plus, with Max in a fairy princess costume, you know there's going to be fun.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Complete
Subject 3b reviews
Short oneshot about the life and death of a School experiment. Mildly dark. No MR characters mentioned.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Complete
Akila or Aerona? reviews
I figured there weren't enough Akila fics, so I made this. What if Akila and Brigid were actually spies, sent by Itex? T for... um... I don't really know. Just to be safe, in case the story turns out to be different than I expected.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Akila, Brigid D.
LissaNick XOXO reviews
Lissa's POV of when Fang was at the school in Virginia. I think it's pretty funny, but it's your call.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Lissa, Fang
Uprising reviews
Songfic to "Uprising" by Muse. Me and RideTheSky think this is the PERFECT theme song for the flock.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Complete
Those Nights reviews
Songfic to "Those Nights" by Skillet. Max reflects on the nights she shared with Fang, before he left. Spoiler for FANG.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete