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Joined 09-26-10, id: 2555288, Profile Updated: 02-17-11
Author has written 8 stories for Degrassi.

My name is Mel. i want to be a writer when i grow up so i want your hard criticism and ideas. Love everything that is new cuz im young weird and love to have fun=)BTW I am a girl! people comet on me and say 'man" and all kinds of stuff. but yes i am a girl. that's why my name said guylover. well i guess guys can be guy lovers to=P well anyways i love you all who read my stories. it makes me happy and i smile.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified, he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe in
God..

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile

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Hot for Teacher by MoncheleFinchelLove reviews
Inspired by the photo tweeted on Nov. 1 2012 of Rachel in a teacher's outfit and Finn in his red letterman jacket.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 135,913 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Rachel B., Finn H. - Complete
Confessions of a Serial Texter by mida212 reviews
What if someone you never met, someone you never saw, someone you never knew - was the only someone for you? AU/Future Finchel
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 192,034 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Rachel B., Finn H.
Stay by musiksnob reviews
Clare is 26, single and a workaholic editor at a Toronto newspaper. When her ex-boyfriend Eli unexpectedly shows up at her sister's funeral, Clare mistakenly lets him back into her life for just one night. But the consequences of their reunion force Clare to make some decisions about her life, including whether she wants to share it with the guy who once broke her heart. Eclare.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,886 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Clare E., Eli G.
Even If She Falls by CheapNovelty reviews
It's a new school year and both Eli and Clare have their fair share of drama, could a detention change all of that and possibly help them rebuild their friendship?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,967 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Clare E., Eli G.
Beautiful Mystery by eloquences reviews
After the death of a friend, Clare Edwards begins to question everything about herself and turns to books for reassurance. Intrigued by her aura of mystery, Eli Goldsworthy decides to get inside her head by reading every book she's ever read, unlocking secrets to her mind with every page.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,230 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Clare E., Eli G.
Trick of the Light by ishrinkingviolet reviews
They were just kids in the same Sunday school class, and some things just fall into place when a cynical Eli Goldsworthy stabs an unsuspecting Clare Edwards with a pencil. An unconventional friendship flourishes and withers when fates intercedes, and they don't see each other for years. People change in five years' time. How will they dealing with seeing each other again?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,562 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Clare E., Eli G.
For A Thousand Years by The Minsk reviews
A/U. Love can be a powerful thing. If a love is strong enough, it can even transcend time.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,792 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Finn H., Rachel B.
Teacher's Pet by sdl90 reviews
Mr. Hudson gives Rachel a new meaning to the words 'best teacher ever'.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,617 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
The Opposite of Cabin Fever by singntheshower reviews
Rookie police officer Finn Hudson just got off the grave yard shift when his car collided with Miss Rachel Berry's. In a twist of fate, they both witness a robbery gone wrong. Will they drive each other crazy in protective custody?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,607 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Rachel B., Finn H. - Complete
You're wrong, but you're so much fun by everybreatheverymove reviews
She knows it's wrong. This guy's practically kidnapped her and using her for sex, but she kind of likes it so she thinks she'll stick around.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Rachel B., Finn H.
Holly Golightly by GrittyRe-boot reviews
AU: All he wants is to be left alone, and his annoying new neighbor just won't respect that, he hates her always coming by, talking his ear off in the laundry room, nearly getting herself killed, making him care, making him love her, he hates it all.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,223 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
We Can Burn Brighter Than the Sun by FinchelForever1218 reviews
Of course her idiot ex-boyfriend would bring one of his frat boy clients to her for help after a drug deal gone wrong...He knows she doesn't want to be involved, yet with this client he's dragging her into something deep, really deep. AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,049 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Rachel B., Finn H.
Bad by berrywarbler reviews
Sebastian luring her into a closet with the temptation of making Blaine jealous hadn't been on the agenda for Rachel's day. smytheberry with hints of blainchel, because idk.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Rachel B., Sebastian S. - Complete
Louboutins in Lima by ladidai reviews
AU. Out of control Broadway diva Rachel Berry is sent to a small town in the mid-west to gain some perspective. She is not amused. Lima loser Finn Hudson's not too happy about it either.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 98,327 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
It Had To Be You by CSM reviews
AU Future Fic. They say first impressions stay with you forever, but when unfortunate circumstances force the two most unlikeliest persons together, they soon realize there is a fine line between love and hate.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,142 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Rachel B., Finn H. - Complete
Playing House by Miss48 reviews
AU: Finn Hudson thought he knew how to live his life until Rachel Berry gave him a whole new view. Finn and Rachel as FBI Agents.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,177 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B., Puck - Complete
An Eye On My Heart by SciFiMom2000 reviews
Rachel Berry, star of stage, screen and itunes is being stalked from New York to Los Angeles. Her new bodyguard is determined to keep her safe from this unknown, but will he be able to protect himself from her.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,805 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
A Tempo by kshearten reviews
Rachel's life hasn't exactly gone according to plan. When her biggest 'what if' walks back into her life, can she discover the girl she used to be or will she let her past hold her back? Finchel FutureFic
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,302 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Rachel B., Finn H. - Complete
How You Remind Me by holygoof101 reviews
Written for a prompt on the Glee Kink Meme. Finn loses yet another football game, Rachel tried to comfort him and gets an unexpected reaction as he uses her to take out his anger at himself. The full Prompt inside, which is a much better summary.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
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Born of Night reviews
He was an outlaw, the most feared man in the galaxy. He has committed more murders in the last year than any other criminal has in a lifetime. He thought he had no heart, he thought it was beaten out of him. Yet when he saves a girl from two rapists, he can't help but feel a strong emotion. A lust so strong he puts everything he has worked hard for at risk.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Clare E.
Guardian Angel reviews
He was adopted into her family at age 6. They've been best friends since. The day he was adopted a friendship was born but maybe romance as well. Now that they enter high school things get way too complicated.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,023 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Brotherly Love reviews
I realize who Clare is. She is my step sister. She is my family. Two years ago when our parents wed I did not love her more than a sister. But now that she has entered my college, things are different. SHE is different. I'm going to hell for this.Smut
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,646 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Aimer la Roulette reviews
He was known for being dangerous and using girls.He never cared about the girls he slept with one day and abandon the next. He only cared about two things; his gang and sex. She was a rich girl who thought she had the perfect boyfriend and then...they met
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
My Pathetic Life reviews
It was too late for both of them. She has to have sex to make ends meet, he sells drugs to teens. But he's in danger so he fleas to Toronto where Clare is. But is she more broken? Warnings for sex and prostitution and drug use? Darkfic and lemons
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Friend or love reviews
Eli is a heart breaker but then Clare, the new girl who shows NO interest in him comes and his friend make a bet to break her heart. But Clare has a dark secret and a dark past that is coming back to haunt her. Could Eli saver her? Or break her?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,036 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
Wedding Planner reviews
Eli is in love and ready to marry his girlfriend Jenna. But weeks before the wedding he meets his wedding planner Clare who happens to be engaged to her boyfriend Declan. Neither has an idea who the other is but they cant deny their attraction.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Eli G., Clare E.
bLUE AND gREEN eYeS reviews
Eli is about to meet clare as she and her bf K.c go to his private boarding school. Romance, jealousy, betrayal. and DRAMA Rated T FOR FUTURE CHAPTERS and REVIEW
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,597 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete