Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.
I should probably say something bout myself, but there not really much you need to know.
1) gender- female
2) name - none of your business, stalker.
3) I will love and obsess over Harry Potter for life.
4) OTP- James Potter and Lily Evans :3
5) Yes, I ship Scorose. No, I never shipped Dramione.
6) Lastly, I want to finish the reading the book series. I've only ever seen one person do it, and it's not even up anymore. *(
"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."
"To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure."
"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?"
"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."
"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?"
"Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all those who live without love."
"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.
"He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo."
"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!"
"Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again.
"Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats."
"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid-we know we're called Gred and Forge."
"I DON'T CARE!" Harry yelled at them, snatching up a lunascope and throwing it into the fireplace. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH, I WANT OUT, I WANT IT TO END, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!"
"Not my daughter, you bitch!" (Molly)
Running at Ron, she flung them around his neck and kissed him full on the mouth. Ron threw away the fangs and broomstick he was holding and responded with such enthusiasm that he lifted Hermione off her feet.
"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..."
"You'd think people had better things to gossip about," said Ginny as she sat on the common room floor, leaning against Harry’s legs and reading the Daily Prophet. "Three Dementor attacks in a week, and all Romilda Vane does is ask me if it’s true you’ve got a Hippogriff tattooed across your chest."
"Ah" said Dumbledore gently, "Yes I thought we might hit that little snag!"
"Harry was left to ponder in silence the depths to which girls would sink to get revenge."
"Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!"
"The thing about growing up with Fred and George," said Ginny thoughtfully, "is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve."
“We did it, we bashed them, wee Potty's the one,
And Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!”
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)
I'm that girl
The one that likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one who won't give up
-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this
I solemnly swear
You know you're a starkid when...
-you go to wal-mart just to buy redvines
-staring down a spider makes youa tough son-of-a-bitch
-instead of swearing, you scream "FELIZ NAVIDAAAAD!"
-you look into the mirror of erised and see yourself turning into cho chang, y'all
-you say things like: game over dude, goodbye buddy, hasta luego dude, sayonara daniel san to emphasize how dead you are
-you wish "mr. spider stop!" made real spiders go away
-you want to learn tap dancing so you can dance again with Volemort
-calling someone a puppy and barking at them is a legitimate insult
-lupin isn't homeless... anymore
-you're all right after a red vine
-you realize Darren Criss is a better Daniel Radcliffe... than Daniel Radcliffe
-you speak in character accents more than your normal voice
-you tried to go to "kevinssecretplace4546" and were disappointed when it wasn't real
-you can't fight a goat. morally.
-you want to name your dog Bravepaw
-you know what the devil is going on here. and you think it is absurd.
-you hear the line "the needs of the many outweigh the few" in transformers 3 and your first thought is "HEY YOU STOLE THAT FROM STARSHIP"
-you don't know what a moogle is
-you realize REDVINES CAN DO ANYTHING
-your party gets busted because you didn't invite your mama - umbridge
-you saw it on the internet so it must be real
-assuming that an asian girl is asian makes you racist
-you see Donettes in the store and immediately say "those are snacks"
-calculus is TUFFF
-your best pickup line is "I wanna have carribean studies with you"
-you check to make sure all your sandwiches are ticking - finger ticking good
-your first name is what you do and your second name is what you love
-you refuse to watch a transformers movie after what optimus prime did to up
-you threaten with "put your hand on that wall"
-you know that whoever has the mustache is in charge of the mission
-you don't lose to slytherin or ravenclaw or jigglypuff
-you better unfudge yourself
-it's awkward watching Draco kiss Harry when they're both "hot girls"
-you don't tell someone you like them because it will make you look like an idiot
-you refer to things as being "scarier than an apple in your Halloween basket
-anything bad automatically sucks royal hippogriff
-when you refer to something as your SECOND favorite (no matter how much you like it)
-someone you dislike asks you a question and your immediate response is "What do you want, you horrid bitch?"
-you're expecting pizza but all you get is punched in the face
-the phrase "I'M STILL A KILLER!" brings you joy
-toaster is a valid insult
-you refer to any irrelevant as "spare"
-the mere mention of winnipeg makes you burst out in song
-you've filed your nails with a tooth brush
-Umbridge can kick your ass
-you ask for food to be cut hot dog style, not hamburger style (no matter what it is)
-you spend hours analyzing Blaine Anderson in case he makes starkid references
-the onion is the one who made you cry
-you try to make friends by introducing yourself as racist, insulting their other friends, and your hatred of their house
-you announce your entrance into a room by saying did someone say [insert name here]
-your best comeback is SILENCE, EGGPLANTER
-you ask someone to get something and end it with you swine
-you feel the urge to yell "I'M IN A RAAAGE! THIS IS THE MADDEST I'VE EVER BEEN!" every time you are slightly irritated
-you had a moment of nastalgia when mega girl used the aol dialing noise to download love
-Daniel Radcliffe is not the real harry potter
-you blame Hermione for everything
-you say "What would Darren Criss do?" and look hopefully towards the door
-you see the word FIND in all caps and automatically assume someones making a hufflepuff joke
-you really want to know what squirt tastes like (and why only harry potter likes it)
-you find yourself in danger... of falling in love with a starship ranger
you know that Lauren Lopezlearned to dance from 16 years of ballet training (and centaurs)
-you can't say "Privet Drive" without singing it
-you eat redvines before your final exams because what the hell can't they do?
-you know all respectable wizards wear diapers
-you can't get through the "sir i wanna buy the shoes" christmas song without crying
-(starship - "And i'll admit it's all in my head, but who says it can't be real?") (HPDH - "of course its all in your head, but why should that mean it can't be real?") WHEN YOU SEE WHAT STARKID DID THERE
-you realize your not sure what joe walker's voice actually sounds like
-you realize draco get to explore the galaxy in starship
-joey's blue headband makes it's way into every pruduction
-you can't decide if you would rather be a wizard, a starship ranger, or a giant part of the human anatomy
-you think twice about killing a bug after watching starship
-you watch harry defeat voldemort and get tears in your eyes (for voldemort)
-you know that lupin CAN sing
-when you'vehad "Status quo" on repeat... for the past hour
-the concept of Lauren Lopez playing a female character is foreign to you
-you knew butterbeer was alcoholic
-you feel the urge to roll around on the floor while talking to someone
-you knew the countercurse was unjellify all along
-you're constantly in search of a rocketship to mars
-you get A Very Potter Musical confused with Harry Potter
-you don't understand why cho chang is asian in the Harry Potter films
-you can never trust an innocent pizza again
-you realize that voldemort has seen quirrell wipe his butt
-you find yourself reading snapes lines in joe moses's voice
-four days seems like an eternity
-destroying a zefron poster is the most traumatizing thing you will ever experience
-you seriously consider tattooing a homemade dark mark on your forearm
-voting has never been sexier
-you're confused as to why draco isn't on the floor
-your preferred method of transportation is a magical flying lion (who talks)
-you're more worried about the scarf of sexual preference than the sorting hat
-you consider sweatband an acceptable clothing accessory
-the hottest man on stage is none other that DOLORES. UMBRIDGE.
-you don't need a map to know where winnipeg is
-when you gotta get back to hogwarts
-you find all of these hilarious but you still don't know what the hell a hufflepuff is